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19764485 No.19764485 [Reply] [Original]

Are you lost, nerdboy?

>> No.19764563

>>19764485
Wouldn't I die if I met her?

>> No.19764588

>>19764563
Yes, she would happily kill and eat you while smilng.

>> No.19764713

>>19764485

Will Nemuno's nutritious milk grow shotas into strong healthy men?

>> No.19764839

>>19764485
I'm lost in those tits of yours

>> No.19768814
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I hear that nemuno is very nice, she just look very scary.

>> No.19769158

>>19768814
Don't believe Youkai propaganda, anon. They are all evil creatures with no compassion nor empathy, and they would never feel remorse for killing a human.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Youkai were the ones spreading rumors about "nice Youkai" just to get people to lower their guard.

>> No.19769179

>>19769158
What about the Youkai at the Myouren temple? the human who live there say that yourkai are very friendly.

>> No.19769341

>>19769158
>>19769179
Why do you capitalize youkai as if it's a proper name? It's a fucking species. Retarda.

>> No.19769348

>>19769179
Because humans who say otherwise don't live.

>> No.19769368

>>19769341
If people capitalize the Homo in Homo sapiens, why the hell can't I capitalize Youkai, you cunt?

>> No.19769716

I am no BOY >:(

>> No.19769731

>>19769368
Homo sapiens is the correct nomenclature for humans. It is, by definition, a specific name. Youkai are not a biological speciea nor do they exist at all. You wouldn't just capitalize Ghost or Monster like this, would you?

>> No.19769770

>>19769716
fuck off GIRL (BOY)

>> No.19769785
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>>19769731
>It's a fucking species
>Youkai are not a biological speciea
Make up your mind.
>You wouldn't just capitalize Ghost or Monster
Monster is a generic term that many times encompasses many species, and ghosts aren't living beings, so they can't be considered an species.

>> No.19769817

>>19769179
>the human who live there say that yourkai are very friendly.
*The prisoners who live there are forced to say that youkai are very friendly.

>> No.19769930

>>19769785
Youkai is a generic term.

>> No.19770991

>>19764485
No. But, could you be kind enough to show me where the Human Village is?

>> No.19771009

>>19769179
The brainwashed race traitors say the Youkai there are very friendly. Don't believe them!

>> No.19773004

Youkai thrive off fear. Also human flesh. If you avoid them, you fear them and they grow stronger. If you befriend them and get eaten they grow stronger yet still. It’s a losers game and we’re the losers

>> No.19773016

>>19769731
Youkai is a noun as they can be a person, place, or thing.

>> No.19773047

>>19773004
But if you avoid them, they can't eat you, and then they'll starve to death.

>> No.19773253

>>19769158
>Youkai propaganda
>Youkai were the ones spreading rumors about "nice Youkai" just to get people to lower their guard

Impossible. Youkai depend upon humans believing in them and viewing them as something to be feared to maintain their existence. Intentionally pushing the notion of them being "nice" or harmless would run counter to that.

>> No.19774102

>>19764485
Y-yes
*looks down*

>> No.19774278
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>>19764713
Yes, one would think she would take you hunting to get food but no, she just breastfeeds you for 10 years straight until you become a man.

Then you fuck her

>> No.19774560

>>19773004
Nah. You just kill them all, problem solved.

>> No.19775126

>>19773016
You don't capitalize generic nouns. Youkai is not a pronoun.

>> No.19775141
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Please don't let mama's thread be filled with retarded arguing.

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>>19775141
this. post more mommies

>> No.19775558
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>>19768814
Does she really live in isolation from gensokyo?

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>>19769158
Go to bed Akyuu.

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>>19775558
Well she a yamanba who prefer living on their own instead of forming groups and societies, so she does spend most of her in isolation until she found a lost child to care for.

>> No.19779682
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>> No.19779825

CANON HUGE TITS

>> No.19780297

mommy

>> No.19782242
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>> No.19782270

>>19764485
Um...yes, miss...

>> No.19783117

does she use that cleaver to circumcise the little boys she finds so that they have nice healthy penises

>> No.19783346

>>19783117
Yeah, she sucks on the penis when she's done to get the blood out or something like that

>> No.19783913
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>> No.19783937

>>19783913
l e g s
e
g
s

>> No.19783951

>>19783913
s h o u l d e r s

>> No.19785272

>>19783913
k n e e s

>> No.19787483

>>19783913
t o e s

>> No.19787497

>>19787483
E Y E S
Y
E
S

>> No.19787634

>>19783117
There's nothing healthy about mutilated genitals.

>> No.19787845

>>19783913
e a r s

>> No.19789629
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>> No.19794485
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Mom made dinner, everybody come eat.

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>>19764588
can she make it so i feel every second of it
i want to know how it feels being digested and then exiting her urethra

>> No.19794734

>>19794604
drink hourai elixir and you even get to come out ok on the other side, with intimate knowledge of a youkai's ins and outs

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Anon, please come out, I'd made tea for you.

>> No.19799942

>>19799809
"I want to go back home, miss!'

>> No.19800318

>>19799809
Is it really okay...?

>> No.19800809
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>> No.19800822

>>19800809
a high class primitive woman

>> No.19800896

>>19764485
I-I'm not a boy, I'm 30!

>> No.19800905

>>19800896
That's like 9 for an youkai.

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>>19800905

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>> No.19808104

>>19799809
She peed in that tea didn't she.

>> No.19808412

>>19804919
Hag boobs

>> No.19812700
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>> No.19812722

>>19800905
I wanna be 9

>> No.19812735

Why does it feel kind of nice when that lady treats me like a little kid...?

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>> No.19818486 [SPOILER] 
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19818486

What's the matter, scared?

>> No.19818843

>>19818486
yes...

>> No.19820787

>>19818486
Will you take care of me?

>> No.19822406
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>>19818486
I have the urge to procreate with this hag

>> No.19822611

>>19818486
Mum, please, we agreed to only have sex after dark! What if one of my Tengu friends flies by and sees us?

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>> No.19830684

>>19822406
But you can't, because she's already reached menopause. And even if she could, you'd have retarded babies because old people have shit genes.

>> No.19830749

>>19830684
Wizard semen repairs frayed telomeres.

>> No.19830793
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>>19830684
I'm still filling her with my seed without stopping until she gets pregnant

>> No.19831173

>>19830793
You'll end up fucking her for the rest of your life, and still won't have an heir.

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>> No.19836351

>>19836329
Does she get tired from breastfeeding lost boys all day?

>> No.19836353

>>19829481
I wish that was me.

>> No.19839298
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>> No.19857050

>>19775570
it's kind of adorable.

source?

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Wonderful.

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>> No.19875302

>>19764485
Yes but I'm no no nerdboy

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>> No.19883272

>>19879954
I wish I was tewi and she would do that to me

>> No.19883473

>>19879954
Me on the right

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Momhu

>> No.19889433
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>> No.19895666

>>19764485
Who are you calling nerdboy you hag.

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>>19895666
Please return to your containment realm, Shinki.

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>>19901107
No. I shall not.

>> No.19904093
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>> No.19905970

>>19901107
The Shinki does what she pleases.
It's up to her what she wants to do.

>> No.19906047

>>19905970
...fuck.

>> No.19906125
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19906125

Considering how she doesn't eat Humans anymore. How do you think she would react if you told her that you wanted nothing more than to serve as sustenance for her Youkai body? That your greatest dream is to be cooked, eaten, and digested by her? And that you aren't going to leave her home until you're resting peacefully inside her stomach?

>> No.19908383
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>>19906125
Send you to the closest thing passing for a psychologist in Gensokyo.

>> No.19911658

>>19908383
Are you sure she wouldn't just kill and eat me on the spot?

Asking for a friend.

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>> No.19913715

>>19911658
Nemuno is culturally backwards, but motherly.

>> No.19916749

>>19913308
me on the left

>> No.19917218

>>19808104
Is that a bad thing?

>> No.19917600

>>19913715
Then, maybe I should find a different Youkai to eat me.

>> No.19918041

>>19917600
That would be advisable, weirdo.

>> No.19921209

>>19917218
You like to drink pee?

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>>19764485
great, now I'm reading ancap mommy's voice in the same accent as the son of a shepherd

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Mama doesn't like this

>> No.19927743

>>19925176
I do though

>> No.19927759

>>19925176
Doesn't like what?

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>>19925176
Not one bit.

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>>19925176
She will after I'm done with her

>> No.19931824

>>19929816
Done with what?

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>>19931824
Pumping my seed inside her multiple times until she gets pregnant

>> No.19932328

>>19932314
She's on the brink of menopause anon, it'll take maybe hundreds of tries

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>> No.19934764

>>19906125
That's kind of hot actually. I wouldn't tell her that I'm not leaving until she does it, but I'd still try to say the rest.

>> No.19939520
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Is it true that this cute girl lives all by herself all the way up on the Youkai Mountain?

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>> No.19946329

>>19939520
Maybe

>> No.19950660
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>> No.19951895

>>19939520
too fucking cute

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And the hag is forgotten again.

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>> No.19966339

AHH DON'T DIE

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Why is she always lugging that cleaver around?

>> No.19973656

Is that my mama?

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I can't even begin to imagine how hard I would fill her womb with my seed day and night until all of her holes are to the brim with my white stuff. This granny really fills me up with desire

>> No.19975857

I wanna feed her inches of meat three times a day!

>> No.19981636

>>19974698
But she could get pregnant that way

>> No.19981915

Nemuno's bare feet gives me an erection!

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>>19981636
Even better.

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>> No.19983728

>>19983074
Posting samples should be a banable offense

>> No.19983759

>>19983728
The name is right there, go and find a higher resolution.

>> No.19983844

>>19983728
Posting a sample is fine if the source is larger than 1920x1080.

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>>19983759
>>19983844
Not sure if you two are trolling or you're just retarded

>> No.19990422

>>19986495
What do you mean?

>> No.19993157

>>19934753
She is thicc in the right places.

>> No.19993179

>>19983844
What's the logic behind that?

>> No.19994289

>>19993179
Filesize limit.

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>>19994289
Image size doesn't have much to do with file size. I have regularly been re-encoding .PNGs too big to upload here into .JPGs without resizing them.

>> No.19996065

>>19990422
Yep, fucking retarded.

>> No.19996088

Reminder that all lost boys who are raised by this hag culminate their adulthood with nonstop womb-filling sex.

This hag is filled with more DNA than a national fingerprint database

>> No.19996189

>>19994747
I thought I was the only weirdo who did that.

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>> No.20005641

>>19999904
I want to rest my head in her lap

>> No.20005752

Do you think she would ruffle my hair and tell me that I'm a cute little boy

>> No.20005770

>>20005752
Yes, while she's giving you a nursing handjob of course

>> No.20009194

>>19994747
>>19996189
Nerds.

>> No.20012530

>>19769716

This is no boy, Zaku! NO BOY!

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>> No.20017493

>>20005770
That sounds really nice...

>> No.20017497

Mountain Hag paizuri.

>> No.20019550

>>20017497
Mountain Hag breastmilk

>> No.20025066

>>20019550
thicc thai pillo

>> No.20027694

>>20019550
You mean mountain motherly milky tits.

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>> No.20029717

>>20027917
yamababa means business

>> No.20029726

>>20027926
Mom clothes

>> No.20032185

>>20027926
Best mom.

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>> No.20034176

>>19773253
And where did you learn what youkai “require” hmm?

>> No.20040318

I want to get lost in between those mountains.

>> No.20043197

>>20040318
Same.
Her tits are nice too.

>> No.20045782

>>20043197
Please don't talk about my mom's tits

>> No.20045937

>>19768814
Wow, for a moment there I actually thought my art history class several years ago in college was going to be useful.
Then I checked Danbooru and realized this piece was not a parody of Dürer's "Melancholia".

>> No.20045955

>>20045937
I saw a zdzislaw beksinski parody once. That was fun.

>> No.20045960

>>20045782
Your mom is my paizuri slave dude.

>> No.20052020

>>19764485
Nice tids

>> No.20052056

>>19764485
I'd let her violate my non-aggression pact.

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>>20052056
I'd let her violate my NAP while we're taking a nap.

>> No.20054311

>>19764485
Mama, could i please have some money for a small juicebox? I've been a good boy.

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>> No.20059463

>>20054311
You don't need a juicebox when your mama has her milkbags.

>> No.20059771

>>20045955
Source on that?

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>> No.20061202

>>20060883
>>20060883
Ah, that's amazing. I love Beksinski so fucking much.

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