/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A LITTLE HIGHER PLZ>>1989256
>>1989256
>>1989256

I don't like insane people.

>>1989288

Utsuho's not crazy.

Just bird brained.

>>1989273
Nope. Flan~chan is a nice girl.

>>1989288
Yuka's not crazy; she's just very aggressive.

Now, this girl? She's insane.

>>1989321
Bitch steals mah bling dawg!

Destructive? Check.
Delightful? Check.
Crazy? Not in the slightest, just alcoholic.

>>1989291
no, she's pretty insane bro

>>1989337
Too bad she could probably rip off dicks with her vaginal grip.

Watch out for the undead.

>>1989337
Why are her horns so short?

Other than that, she's looking pretty hot.

>>1989321
I like how you didn't defend Flandre, the sanest of the bunch.

>>1989348
I left Flandre's defense to >>1989290.

Remember reading a pasta (or so I think) a while back with a barbarian snatched up by Yukari and then ditched with Suika, who makes himself at home right away and firmly believes he's in Valhalla.
Cultural differences FTW.

That was before moot became a big ass faggot and banned the story threads. /jp/ will never have nice things.

>>1989401
Also, pic mildly related. A Yukari did it.

The flowers grow and Yuka is crazy.
The flowers bloom and Yuka is crazy.
The flowers wither and Yuka is crazy.
The flowers die and Yuka is crazy.

>>1989401

Well... actually it was last Thursday. And just found it.

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

Scorn probably robbed a Mc Donalds

>>1989418

>>1989418
Wasn't that written for one of the Bad Ends threads at Pooshlmer? It's a little longer than that:
One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>>1989418

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>>1989401
We could unload our /jp/ pasta folders- guaranteed to make the thread explode in a shower of RAGE, fapping, and ;_; until the inevitable deletion.

>>1989446

That's the one, just flood detection hating me right now.