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19880329 No.19880329 [Reply] [Original]

Do 2hus masturbate /jp/? Just wondering

>> No.19880413

>>19880329
Everyone masturbates. Even your mother.

>> No.19880608

>>19880329
There's a Castlevania YTPMV/MAD that uses this same voice drama China yelling as a sample. For some reason it hits me right in the autism g-spot. Too bad I didn't favorite it and can't find it anywhere. Guess I'll post this abomination instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXTo7tMQfPg

>> No.19880925

>>19880413
But what do 2hus like to masturbate to? Vanilla? BDSM? Scat? Borders?

>> No.19880930

>>19880413
I don't masturbate.

>> No.19880932

>>19880925
That depends on the 2hu.

>>19880930
Must suck being castrated.

>> No.19880981

>>19880329
Yes. Youkai in particular spend 90% of their time stroking their own and each others' dicks. The rest of the time is spent sleeping, eating, causing incidents and harassing shrine maidens (sometimes also using their dicks).

>> No.19880991

>>19880329
the youkai have no need for it
the more humanlike humans like akyuu and kosuzu probably do
the youkailike humans like reimu or mokou might not or at least not as often
living gods only want semen so masturbation is pointless

>> No.19881048

>>19880991
But there's no men in Gensokyo

>> No.19881069

what a shitty, retarded question that would never be applicable in canon
off yourselves

>> No.19881194

It would be funny going up to 2hus such as Reimu and Eirin and asking them point blank.

>> No.19881253

>>19881194
Eirin would probably just give a deadpan response.

>> No.19881274

>>19880925
Danmaku of course.

>> No.19881310
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>>19881048
that doesn't stop her hunger, anon

>> No.19881790

>>19880608
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm32410002
this one?

>> No.19881842

>>19880925
are you retarded, they don't have internet

>> No.19882324

>>19881842
They have drawings

>> No.19882698

>>19881842
>you need internet to masturbate

>> No.19883241

>>19882698
who are you quoting?

>> No.19883256

>>19880925
Me.

>> No.19883554

>>19880925
Well, looks like we'll need to make a list for all Touhous again!

>> No.19883567

>>19880930
Are you OP's mother?

>> No.19885149

everyone masturbates in the outside world so it's non-existent in gensokyo, quit masturbation to go to gensokyo.

>> No.19886001

>>19881790
Yeah, That's the one. Arigatou.

>> No.19886038

>>19880329
The Human characters obviously do. Marisa has spells. Reimu has her gohei. And Sanae still has a vibrator from the outside world. Youmu and Sakuya are too pure and elegant respectively however.

>> No.19886054

>>19886038
Sakuya masturbates while sniffing Remi's bloomers.

>> No.19886213

>>19886038
Thwy surely have experience with a variety of vegetables and kitchen utensils.

>> No.19886237

>>19886038
>sakuya
Amuzing.

>> No.19886828
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>>19880329
only with guro doujins

>> No.19890164

>>19886038
>Sakuya
>pure

You're funny anon

>> No.19890606

Byakuren revs up her bike and sits on it without any pants.

>> No.19891019
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>>19886038
Sakuya is a lolicon!

>> No.19892495

>>19880925
Exclusively femdom.

>> No.19892673

>>19880925
Gangbang rape.

>> No.19895661

>>19891019
Do you think she feeds her nosebleeds to Remi?

>> No.19900126

>>19895661
Where else is Remi getting blood from?

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19900157

>>19880925
hand holding

>> No.19901300

>>19900157
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