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198299 No.198299 [Reply] [Original]

ITT we pull unfounded theories out of our collective asses.

Reimu and Marisa are actually sisters. Only one child could be raised by the Hakurei, so Marisa was abandoned and found by the kindly merchant Kirasame while walking in the Forest of Magic, who decided to raise her as his own.

>> No.198308

Unfortunately, she was horrible at armpit sex.

>> No.198318

>>198308

Have we ever actually seen Marisa's armpits? They could be GLORIOUS.

>> No.198327

Capable of only ever loving one person (herself), Marisa shoots herself back in time so she can meet her past-self. Overshooting by a few hundred years, she becomes incredibly depressed and takes up doll craft..

>> No.198342

>>198327

oh ho why not copypasta ourselves

>> No.198343
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198343

Remilia purposely halted her growth in order to do the same to her sister, who, as she matured, would become so powerful that she would consume herself from the inside.

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>>198327
Oh lord it all makes sense now...

>> No.198354

>>198327
MY OWN CLONE

>> No.198362

>>198354

Now both of us will be virgins!

>> No.198375
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198375

Not pad.

>> No.198367

>>198362
haha wait wat ಠ_ಠ

>> No.198384

>>198375
Oh come on..

>> No.198404

>>198367
Are you serious?

>> No.198403

Everyone in Gensokyo is a drag queen, except for Rinnosuke.

He's just a masculine girl.

>> No.198424

>>198403
Fuck yes, you are the greatest imaginary world created from the mind of a drunken baboon ever.

>> No.198431

>>198404
no ಠ_ಠ

>> No.198465
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198465

Koakuma is the third Scarlet sibling. But she's so weak and insignificant nobody really cares about her.

>> No.198473

Gensokyo is really a magical commune area for lesbians and social rejects.

>> No.198501

The Great Hakurei Border will be breached this year, a gateway to Gensokyo will open at CERN headquarters, Switzerland.

>> No.198521

>>198501
>CERNO headquarters
fixed

>> No.198555

>>198299

Is there a Kannazuki no Miko pic of Reimu and Marisa?

>> No.198556
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198556

>>198501

>> No.198563

>>198521
Only if the Strongest Fairy in Gensokyo is the first one to find the breach.

>> No.198621
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198621

"I have finally come to end your life."

"It seems I was unable to change anything after all."

"You sound defeated? Are you not going to fight?"

"Of course I will."

"All Youkai will die at my hands."

"That is true. Including myself. After my death, you will face hundreds, no, thousands of youkai. All of them will fall to your hands. Then, after a faithful challenge, you will finally see the error in your ways. You will be given one last chance to fix it, but ... you will not be able to."

"You will die with your riddles, Youkai of Borders."

"Yes, I will, Hakurei Shrine Maiden."

>> No.198653
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198653

SAME PERSON

>> No.198663

Marisa's Master Spark is indeed powered by love. Every time she uses it, she siphons love out of the universe and annihilates it in to pure destructive energy.

She's a black magic woman, you know?

>> No.198666

>>198621

Reimu and Marisa fight without the spell card system with the intent of killing one another, Marisa is killed, Reimu realises what she has done, becomes a youkai in order to travel to the past to change fate, and...

>> No.198667
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>>198653
Maribel Hearn, probable descendant of Lafcadio Hearn AKA Koizumi >Yakumo<

>> No.198672

>>198621
>>198666
FUCK NO TIME TRAVEL

>> No.198678
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>>198672

Everyone loves time travel.

>> No.198681

>>198555

i believe the only two are yukari/reimu and remilia/patchy ...

>> No.198686
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198686

Marisa, in an attemp to get Alice to go out more, takes her on adventures to steal things. Eventually, Alice joins up with Youmu and Reisen, and together the three of them outsmart Sanae constantly while stealing Precious things all across Gensokyo. Marisa still helps Alice, but she mostly seduces her to get some of the rarer artifacts and treasures that they find.

>> No.198697

>>198681

Mind posting those? I wouldn't mind expanding my collection.

>> No.198716
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>>198663
"You got your spell on me baby
Yes, you got your spell on me baby
You're turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman, I can't leave you alone

Yes, I need you so bad
Well, I need you darling
Yeah, I need you darling
Yes, I want you love me
I want you love me
Whoa, I want you love me, ah
Yes, I need your love
Oh, I need your love so bad
I want you love me"

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>>198697

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>>198719

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>>198727

oh looks like i have a remi/flandre one too

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>>198716
Oh lawd, Aoi Marisa..

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198786

Alice has abandonment issues from her parents, after which she found the grimoire and turned herself into a youkai, and would snap like a twig if her dolls and the only person she has as a real friend and neighbor (Marisa) Should be broken/die.

>> No.198790
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198790

>>198759
Mai Waifu (on the right) has never looked better. My god I want to have sex with her soooo baaaad and she is so fucking not real FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


;_;

FUCK

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>>198786

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>>198790

You best be jokin', nigger.

>> No.198922

Yukari is Reimu from the future.
Yukari is Marisa's mother.

>> No.200505

Rinnosuke is NOT the only man in Gensokyo.

>> No.200516

>>198663
It took me about 10 seconds to remember where that was from. Then I loled heartily.

>> No.200520

>>198790
TOO BAD YOUR WAIFU IS DEAD HURR HURR

>> No.200548

Kaguya has a well paying job.

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