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Seems kinda neat, even if they requires lots of dedication.

Although I could say the same of a dog or a cat.

And with that, remember to relax and take it easy anon.

superior pets.

Wonder if I could teach it to suck my finger

I don't like this concept at all. ughh.... I don't, maybe its because it has some favorite characters faces attached to them, but reading over all of these, something made my tummy turn. :(

>>1984522
It's the cruelty. A yukkuri suffers much, sometimes. It's like having some woman who looks like your mother be raped in front of you in a gruesome manner.

Assuming you are at least something near of a decent human being.

I love Yukkuris and would love to raise one.

>>1984463
Is there any way to get it fixed? Seems like it would be quite a bother if there's no way to prevent it from having babies.

>>1984512

How do you have sex with them?

>>1984536
They get babies if they "refresh" with other yukkuris. So a lone Yukkuri will not give birth, I suppose.

>>1984536
Not sure how accurate this is, but I've heard that removing the bean paste in their cheek regions will effectively neuter them.

>>1984536
Release/kill the unwanted koyukkuris.
Also, superior

>>1984530
Yeah I guess so. Seeing Reimu/Marisa/etc as simply a species of pets seems wrong. I mean I'd feel the same way if it was pictures of kittens and reading the advice saying "don't pick the worn down looking ones". :( The cruelty stuff is just the worst though.

>>1984444
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>>1984463
Very nice. Are there similar ones to these?
Now I want to raise one too to lessen my roneryness.

Sure, as torture pets...

>>1984558
>I'd feel the same way if it was pictures of kittens and reading the advice saying "don't pick the worn down looking ones". :(
Enjoy your diseased kittens.

>>1984455

>Possibility of a Spider Yukkuri

Agh,oh no. Oh please,no. That would scare the living shit out of me and i'd never be able to bring myself to feed it.

Other than that though,i'd be willing to try it.

YUKKURIS
Because stress balls are expensive

Have a gift basket.

>>1984588
Makes me want to take it easy with them.

>>1984555
Damnit, Akyu.

Face rape has never been so satisfying.

>>1984444
If by raise you mean, torture until they beg to be killed,then yes.

>>1984555
Correct course of action.

>>1984619
If by torture you mean, cook and eat them, then yes.

>>1984691
Torture makes them sweeter.

>>1984691
>>1984726
Go back to bed Yuyuko.

By any chance any of you know what song is she singing here?

>>1984577

You'd hate the shit out of Kurodani if she was a Yukkuri, then.

>>1984444
>Am I the only one who would actually want to raise Yukkuris as pets?
I'd love to... wait, what exactly do you mean by "pets"?
Because I'd love to keep a moderate amount of them, in good conditions, and every now and then remove some and eat them, or kill them in interesting way, or "play" with them, with death being the most likely result of the "play"...

>>1985702
As in keeping them as companions. We are not korean you know.

I like Kawaiimeimaru.

>>1985862
Oh. Sorry then. I'm too much of a fan of the yukkuri abuse to give it up like that.

Fuck yukkuris, I want a pet watermelon.

>>1984512
This.

Also, yukkuri are edible manifestations of the human condition. Prove me wrong.

I prefer these things over humans.

Atleast these things are smaller than me.

>>1986997
I still don't see what's so great abo- CHEEEEEEEEN!