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Gensokyo.

Is Gensokyo 2D?

Because I wouldn't mind if it were. I like Sanae's tits.

[x] lake

>>1983815
Mexico is near Gensokyo? How come I didn't see any fairies there?

>>1983815

Thats the place where you can buy burritos and fireworks in the same building right? How can I lose?

Not everyone lives in Amerikkka you know.

[X] genuflect

Also, given the choice I wouldn't go to any of those locations.

What would anon have to offer once he found his way to Gensokyo anyway? What reason would there be for anyone to care about him?

>>1983840
Offer himself as food.

So if you went to Gensokyo armed with a stereo system and all the Touhou BGM, would the Touhous enjoy listening to their individual themes? Or would they not like any of it?

>>1983840

I would not mind being eaten by Rumia, personally.

>>1983840

A penis?

And if that fails, my charming good looks.

Sanae tits

Gensokyo. I'll send you guys pictures.

>>1983865
Silly Anonymous, Touhous don't want cocks.

For those of you who haven't the foggiest notion about SotB, their website is at www.pedroland.com . It's like the discount, budget store version of Disneyland with "Mexican" flavouring.

>>1983871
Sure they do, it's just that they have enough of them already.

I wonder if you'll get any special treatment for being the only one around with a beard. That's all I have to offer.

In all of those places I'll likely be kidnapped and eaten.

>>1983883

>beard

A NECKbeard?

I'd go to Gensokyo - but with the biggest gun I could bring.

Fuck your million slow moving bullets and suck on a 50 cal you prissy little funnily dressed bitches.

>Border

How have Yukari pictures not been posted yet?

Wat? with no money far-far away from home, computer and internets? Screw you, faity, go away.

>>1983898
Enjoy seeing your bullet move and a snail's pace when you fire it from the gun.

I would definitely take a danger-filled life of fantastic terror and loathing in Gensokyo than my current, generic, boring life.

Gensokyo since south of the border would mean Germany.

I'd rather prepare some stuff before going to Tokyo.

>>1983908

Ok, screw the gun - but by the same logic, if you brought a sword would it shoot particles?

Gensokyo, just be sure to bring your VISA card because the Hakurei Shrine doesn't take American Express.

What if I told the fairy I'd rather have her?

>South of the Border
But I'm already living there.

Gensokyo, because you can go to Tokyo or Mexico on your own ability.

>>1983919

Then you've got three days to collect the 'nectar' of your four, younger sisters. Otherwise you'll face terror.

>>1983939
There's so many things about that sentence that normal society would find unacceptable. I love you, anon.

>>1983930
Well, if I had four younger sisters, then I wouldn't have to be attracted to a stupid fairy, now would I.