/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What about an Egyptian themed Sabbath?

Remember to tell your meido what body types you like, she needs to customize herself for your tastes!

>>19751009
Maids are olev.

>>19751057
Of course.
What other girl would try to get her bust bigger for you and still make a home cooked breakfast?

Onee-sans are love.

>>19751006
What about a Sabbath themed Egypt?

>>19751125
I'm looking forward to a grape snek JC bitch

>>19751128
>Every girl she grapes become gyarus

>tfw no tan-skinned, platinum blonde gyaru kiki who wears slutty leopard print maid outfits and gaudy gold jewelry
>tfw she will never vow to take her cherryboy Master's V-card

>>19751184
What if she has a womb tattoo too?

>>19751184
Does she say "like" a lot?

>>19751198
Not only does she have a pleasure rune over her womb, but on her tongue too
>>19751206
Gyarus wouldn't be complete without that.

>>19751216
Then sign me up to be her young master.

This is your momster for today.

>>19751216
Does she have piercings in interesting places?

B'orcs.

Alright anons, my hard drive fried itself last night and I lost all my story ideas and WiPs.

Throw whatever story requests you have my way and I'll post them in the thread in about a week. They'll probably be in a short story format.

I hope.

>>19751309
Damn that sucks.

Slutty elf jail is no place for a paladin

>>19751309
How about something Sabbath themed

>>19751333

>>19751341
A cute and cuddly Grelia story is doable.

>>19751343
These damn elves

>>19751352
Greilia's a true angel and deserves the world

>>19751254
If you seek to be strong, sooner or later you will face Feral Sows.

>>19751333
>the Elf asking "So what are you in for" posts that I made turned into a whole new image
I like to think this is the case.

>TFW no salamander coach

>>19751125
Any not-Egypt can be sabbath themed from your point of view, if you have an eight year old Anubis trainee with a pear-shaped body.

>>19751234
Only her belly button, and maybe her nipples. I've never found nose, eyebrow, or lip piercings arousing. Tongue studs are alright.

Let's talk...

>>19751400
What the fuck are you doing.

>>19751400
About what? Handholding? Because I really want to talk about handholding with you.

>>19751234
She's got little bells she can attach to her nipple piercings. You can hear her jingle when she walks

>>19751309
Monsterisation story please
Make it willing

>>19751309
Story about monster that monster lovers reject becuase of her former humanity

>>19751415

>>19751426
So a story about an alp?

>>19751309
I ought to get back into writing too. My only request would be comfy Dark Elf femdom.

>>19751447
De-chan is pure!

>>19751436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

>>19751438
No
Just a former human woman

"To think you'd be into this."

>>19751472
People who reject monsters just because weren't born monsters deserve the matango pit.

>>19751309
Anon going to join the Runya Runya Sabbath and getting his free witch with room and board

>>19751382
Someone’s let herself go

>>19751477
>Demon contract that can magically makes your fetishes appear on it as part of the contract
>Demon reads each and every one of them, sometimes laughing, saying "Oh dear" or "oh my" in a playful way

>>19751477
Into the color purple? I was always into it.
>>19751491
I am okay with Matango.

>>19751504
>Being okay with losing all higher brain function

>>19751503
>One particularly /d/ fetish appears
>”Sorry about that one. I was 15 and just discovered porn. I wish I didn’t have it”
>”Fair enough, let me help you”
>With a puff of smoke, her demonic quill appears and she crosses out the fetish and writes in “contracts“

Always be on the lookout for those tiny dealers.

>>19751533
It’s suicide by waifu! Stop existing and still have your final moments filled with pleasure!

>>19751547
>”Marcy! Get the fly swatter!”

>>19751542
Does this imply she could add something on?

>>19751549
I refuse.

>>19751533
I'd take it over the life I'm offered on this plane of existence.

>>19751556
That’s kinda how contracts work, yes.

>>19751563
Sounds dangerous, I like it.

>>19751556
It’s like the original Faustian contract. She can change something about you but only at the cost of your soul.

>>19751352
I'm planning one for her too, but it won't but cute or cuddly.

>>19751579
I'd never give my soul to a demon.

Unless she had really big breasts.

>>19751547
Art of Kesaran Pasaran? How rare!

>>19751597
>demon magics up some big titties
>"Now if you'll just sign on the dotted line..."

>>19751503
>Contract reveals both a Corruption Fetish and Purificaiton Fetish
>Demon Girl is conflicted on saying "That's Adorable" or "That's Absolutely Degenerate"

>>19751587
Sweaty and filthy?

>>19751420
I second this

>>19751597
Same, but even if she had big tits I wouldn't. The whole demonic contract thing would make me feel uneasy, I'd rather go with a more laid back girl instead.

>>19751616
No, silly stuff about a specialized clinic she runs sometimes.

>>19751609
And then I sign in an instant.
>>19751613
Which is which?
>>19751622
>"Uh, this is just the words "Sex" written on a McDonalds napkin. You sure this is a contract?
>"Yeah sure, just sign dude."

>>19751597
>>19751622
What if she gave you big tits?

>>19751632
>Which is which?
She shares those same fetishes so she's unsure too.

>>19751503
How would she react if the paper lengthened to accommodate Anon's large number of fetishes?

>>19751632
>”Can I at least write in the word “love” a couple of times too?”
>”Aww, he’s a romantic! Please do!”

>>19751649
Get her glasses, a cup of coffee and read every single one aloud. With Anon sitting beside her.

>>19751649
Heart pupils.

>>19751649
Before they start, it's a simple 8.5 by 11 sheet of paper.

By the end, she's staring in horror at a 4 foot by 11 inch sheet of paper that's still growing. Her gaze slowly turns to anon who's blushing in embarrassment.

It's not even /d/ tier stuff. It's all lovey-dovey fetishes like cooking dinner side by side or holding hands while on a walk in the park.

>>19751667
How degenerate.

God is always watching.

>>19751667
>4’ x 11”
>not 8.5” x 5’ wrapped up into a scroll
Silly demon! Long vertical documents make more sense than long horizontal docs.

>>19751632
No, I mean I wouldn't sign a contract with one at all. I want a waifu who doesn't do the creepy binding soul contract thing. Even in a perfect fantasy world it sets off alarm bells with me.

>>19751648
Does she secretly fantasize about Anon becoming a lust driven beast and/or turning her from a devilish sexpot into his homely housewife?

>>19751686
All hail the Weather Wurm ! May her grace guide us to another bountiful season!

>>19751692
You must be a riot at parties.

>>19751693
Only on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and alternating weekends.

>>19751692
That’s fine. You don’t have to like everything.

>>19751693
Variety is a amazing thing isn't it?

>>19751667
>she sees the extensive list of fetishes, takes a deep breath, and sighs before telling you she's going to get coffee before she really gets into reading the contract
>after she gets up and leaves, you notice the large wet spot in the chair she was sitting in

Gyaru echidnas.

>>19751738
She may need some irish coffee because my list is extensive and may need her to get a new wardrobe

>>19751738
>Now Anon, it's your turn to read mine~.

>>19751753

>>19751753
>A small business card poofs into existence in front of you.
>In the most beautiful calligraphy you’ve ever seen, it reads one word:
>”Ditto”

>>19751753
>She hands you a folded piece of paper
>You open it and the entire page is covered by a giant YOU
>You look up from the paper to see her already undressed and flying towards you with heart pupils

>>19751778
If that loli demon's fetish list was that pure, I'd almost feel bad about exposing her to mine

>>19751788
>>19751791
I bet she has wonderful handwriting.

>>19751753
>"Ah, just a moment please."
>she starts copying stuff from your contract onto her while saying things like "Ooh yeah, that one too," and "Hmm, maybe on the weekends."

>>19751788
>"Your fetish is the Pokemon Ditto?"
>Demon proceeds to make the most adorable pout as she rephrases the contract

>>19751791
>Not (You)

>>19751738
She'd walk back in to a clean chair and be quite confused.

Until we start making out after the contracts are signed and she tastes herself on my lips.

Long tongues are wonderful

>>19751706
>doesn't like this one aspect of MGE
>huur must be fun at parties
Fuck off, it isn't a requirement to love everything about the setting.

I could really use a neopolitan harem right now

>Can I join your party?

>>19751865
Sure, cute parasite slime

>>19751863
>Cow-pring stockings
Filthy casual.

>>19751865
Err... That is a Parasyte Slime or just a Slime trying to mimic a girl?
That slime coming out of her head is kinda unsettling

Battle of the Onee-sans.

>>19751692
>creepy
What a dork.

Who here is into ss?
Has anyone here ever commissioned any ss mg art? How did you approach the subject with the artist?

>>19751920
I'm into it but haven't comissioned.

>>19751920
>image for ants

Meet your waifu

>>19751865
>useless looking limp sword
>that no strength noodle sword arm
>inadequate armor coverage
0/10, would not adventure with. Next applicant, please.

>>19751906
Why are Titanias and Demons so perfect? I want to get pinned between one of each and have them spoil my dick with every body part available!

>>19751945
>inadequate armor coverage
Found the autist.

>>19751907
But I've got my own waifu species! I don't want a monstergirl species that isn't her.

>>19751920
Not really my thing, I find it impossible to relate to it or self insert that way.
But if you're thinking about going for it then look at an artist's dos and don'ts list, most are very explicit that they won't do that sort of thing but find one without it and approach them with something like "Hey I noticed you don't have /ss/ on your list of things you don't draw, sorry for bothering you if you don't but would you be interested in [insert commission info]"

Just have some tact and don't send them shota references before being sure they actually do it.

>>19751795
Loli demons aren't for making contracts, just dicking.

>>19751934
But I already have a waifu.

>>19751977
I'd contract with one!
And a loli Devil too!

>>19751975
What if they dont know what ss is?

>>19751999
Then just say shota. Some actually say they're fine with it on their commission page in which case you can skip that entirely, others are more subtle and just leave it of their list of stuff they won't do.

>>19751934
Why is she so tall and misshapen

>>19751968
Now, now. It's not an issue of protection. It's an issue of party management. One can't very make successful, expedient excursions into uncharted ruins when the entire party is distracted! The rangers shots will keep missing, the barbarian just stands and stares, and the wizards and his familiar would keep having jealous spats in the middle of dungeons!

>>19752011
So she could tower over and dominate you like a bitch.

>>19752020
Small girl femdom > tall girl femdom
you fucking pleb

>>19751920
Not into it, but since my waifu is a Dark Mage I'd assume she'd want to use a spell or potion to try it out at some point. Since I'd make her try stuff I bet she wouldn't care for I'd return the favour.
I'd never commission art of that though.

>>19751920
I'm pretty neutral towards it. There are a lot of other things I enjoy so I end up ignoring it. I still find it stupid some people force it on older sister and mom characters.

For comms I'd say just go with "Hello, do you draw young boys at the age of X having sex with an older girl?"

>>19751934
>>19751978
>>19752011
>>19752020
Fuck off furfags.

>>19752065
>hellhound
>furry

>>19751977
They're actually better to contract with when they're younger; you get more balanced terms that way. Just put in a clause saying no sex until [age you're comfortable with] and you're golden.

>>19752065
Idiot.

>>19752081
>Just put in a clause saying no sex until [age you're comfortable with]
So "no sex until right now"

>>19751920
Kinda into ss, got a commission of me and the wife post shotafication picture. And honestly, the artist i commissioned was a huge fan of loli-shota stuff, on top of chubby momsters stuff so i was able to be pretty up-front about it. You just gotta find artists who like drawing that kind of stuff in the first place. And hey, if you don't think they would you're always better off asking politely and getting a 'Sorry!' than never asking in the first place.

Also >>19751975 is pretty dead on too. That's usually the kind content that would make it into a yes-no list if the artist has one.

>>19751975
>Not really my thing, I find it impossible to relate to it or self insert that way.
That's what shotafication spells are for.

We need stories about the delivery service

>>19752065
Cry more faggot.

>>19752141
>get shotafied
>return to chubby prepubescent state
Th-thanks, mamono mama...

>TFW no elf waifu who speaks in old-timey English

>>19752172
Every time someone posts without reading the source material, a cat becomes a Cait Sith.

>>19752175
Is there a Japanese equivalent to Victorian English?

>>19752181
I do wonder what a mg oriented otherkin would be like.

How would you feel if your young MG daughteru begged you to take her to Loli-con anon?

>>19752146
Snow Mini will climb mountains and brave blizzards to deliver to happy Wendi families!

Left or right?

>>19752256
Left

>>19752188
Sometime people with the "sessha" and "degozaru" verbal tics

>>19752181
>reply with image about "incubisation"
So "incubisation" and "shotification" are the same? Got a handy image for that?
>Every time someone posts without reading the source material
MGE is indeed the most voluminous source material, but not the only. Am I currently referring to some other source material? Not really. Not in some off handed remark meant to inject some humor.
>a cat becomes a Cait Sith.
And every time someone gets huffy about an obvious joke by pointing out how "canon" or not it is, I die a little more inside. So have a sad Korbo.

>>19752205
>wait four hours in line to get into loli-con
>you didn't really want to come, but your daughter's (literal) puppy eyes broke you down
>a witch from the gyaru sabbath is working in the entrance
>she beams at you both and welcomes your daughter and her "onii-chan"
>your daughter quickly tells her you are her dad
>"OMG; I totally call mine daddy too! That's like, soooo hot!"
>you are already regretting this

>>19752256
Yes

>>19752256
Left, if only to sleep better.

>>19752293
>obvious joke

>>19752256
Left

I want to be sleep-locked

>no Lion mg
What KC is waiting for?

I need a coconut and a monster to share it is

>>19752205
Sure, but I'd keep an eye on her.

>>19752310
>What is manticore

>>19752205
What is the MG version of the FBI like?

>>19752205
Everyone knows the pervy stuff doesn't start until after dark, and that's past her bedtime anyway.

>>19752318
A... Manticore?

>>19752330
Which is based on a lion.

>>19752205
My waifu and I really don't care for large crowds, but we'd take her if she really wanted. If one of the Sabbath branches asked we might do some sort of educational bondage demonstration though.

>>19752333
In the same way that a Chimaera is. Which is to say, only partly.

>>19752333
But isn't one

>>19752310

>>19752327
They don’t care about loli because monsters, but they investigate a lot of Single Male cases.

Goats

>>19752394
Cunny goats or booze goats?

>>19752303
Yeah, I too tend to forget people, especially here, have the cumulative awareness of, insert metaphor here. But at the same time, having a flashing image saying "This post is facetious, feel free to disregard or chuckle at your leisure" does seem to kind of defeat the point, doesn't it? Ah well, c'est la vie.

>>19752294
I wonder if my daughteru would join any of the sababth branches. Probably not, but I'd most likely end up having some contact with Runya's and Shiro's branches.

>>19752109
Even if you're maximum degenerate, you should put in a clause stipulating no dickings until at least twenty minutes after the signing of the contract. You know, to build anticipation, and so you can experience your first loli rape.

I want to make a contract with a loli Demon as soon as she's old enough to write her name!

>>19751254
Orcs confirmed for Skullgirls?

As NOPE as I find the Sabbath, I want to know what the undead faction are like.
I'm betting they're led by a loli Lich, due to the focus on magical studies.

>>19751491
My life for G'huun

>>19752537
Sounds like you're in denial anon.

>>19752539
Gosh darn trolls.
I said git!

>TFW you will never wake up to this

>>19752205
Only if she wears a chastity belt.

>>19752558
I like the worldbuilding. It's terrible by most standards, but there's still some fun to be found in it.
I like my monstergirls to be seven foot tall with G-H cup tits, but the Sabbath profiles were enjoyable to read regardless.

>>19752558
A baphomet lich?

>>19752575
>waking up
no thanks

>>19752586
I like the idea of cross species, and an undead mage is technically a Lich, so why not?

>>19752575
This lady has such strange taste in pajamas!

>>19752559
No.

>>19752581
>I like my monstergirls to be seven foot tall with G-H cup tits, but the Sabbath profiles were enjoyable to read regardless.
Pretty much.
Well, I can like lolis anyway, but that's definitely my bigger (hah) preference.

>>19752594
A undead mage can be just that. For it to be a lich their souls need to be contained out of their body.

>>19752076
>>19752097
>Siths
>Not furries

>>19752616
One is a sith, the other is a hellhound

>>19752558
>"Look, I'm just curious about your sabbath"
>I Understand
>"I'm not into lolis, I'm just looking"
>Of Course
>"I only want to know what kind of magical studies you do"
>Acolyte, Prepare the Milking Slab
>"Wait, what? What is thi- "
>Dispose of Your Pants Onii-Chan

>>19752616
>Hellhound
>Sith

>>19752632
Kill yourself avatarfag.

>>19752632
>>19752622
The only one that's arguably not a furfag is the Hellhound retard and even then not treating anyone posting furries with disgust is just as bad as being one.

I don't know about you, but there's something off about the new biology teacher.

>>19752665
She's got red eyes!

>>19752605
I guess I'm going by classical D&D rules, KCland probably can have regular undead mages.

>>19752665
Forget the teacher, have you noticed Mechazawa lately?

>>19752624
My Dark Mage waifu would have issues with this. After she's done laughing and touching herself.

Let these guides help you through your way in hell

>>19752705
I sure hope I don't get tricked.

>>19752705
I'd rather have this guide. She seems more trustworthy.

>>19752688
Seems fine to me.

>>19752732
Dude, I don't want to be creepy or anything, but I don't think Mechazawa wears a bra.

>>19752734
Dude, that's rude!

>>19752721
I wonder if she gets bullied by the true Hellhounds.

>>19752734
Are you implying that those tits are fake?

>>19752665
Her fingers are strangely proportioned?

>>19752705
I never thought about it before but an Anubis with skin that dark and no eye flames or hellhound traits would be perfect.
Especially if she was even harsher than a normal one and heavily into femdom.

>>19752721
Is this what Chihuahua monster girls are like? Hellfire in a body that doesn’t match?

>>19752670
Anon that's racist.

>>19752327
The order

>>19751464

Purezuri.

Can Lilims monsterize womans into automaton, even if they are 100% artificial?

>>19752792
That would just be a loli hellhound

>>19752837
Pretty sure that's a no.

Friendly reminder to thoroughly clean your fairies.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70404625

>>19752837
No.

>>19752797
That’s what’s wrong! She’s not wearing shoes! What if she stepped on a staple or a thumbtack or something?

>>19752852
>>19752854
What about transferring her soul to an existing automation that hasn’t been imbued with DE yet?

>>19752857
Anon that's her casual outfit.

do you anons have trouble getting to sleep because you can't stop thinking about mg's?

>>19752851

>>19752867
It’s always so weird seeing your teacher outside of school.

>>19752797
>>19752867

I want to sniff those pantyhose and use them to jack off.

>>19752875
the faster you fall asleep the faster you will be with them

>>19752875
No, because I already gave up hope a long time ago

>>19752875
Nope, I just pull a blanket over me and a pillow behind me and pretend that she’s holding me close

>>19752875
Sometimes, though most times the only thing that can get me to sleep is comfy thoughts of my waifu and daughteru.

>>19752875
I have trouble getting to sleep because of bog standard insomnia and night terrors already

Gotta love how besides Momonika and possibly Kuroferuru all the other baphomets are still single. And the tone implies that they are halfway close to literally begging for someone to give it to them, in their own special manners.

>>19752896

>>19752929
No thanks. My waifu is a lamia

>>19752875
That's my end of day meditation. It distracts me from other things.

>>19752933
But is she a fluffy lamia?

>>19751931
>When I grow up I am going to corrupt that shrine maiden!

>>19752784
>A slave is the property of his mistress, he must obey all orders quickly and efficiently, failure to do so will result in punishment.
>A slave must protectively work to keep his mistress happy, this means doing common duties such as cleaning, grooming, organizing, and fulfilling sexual duties according to the schedule, failure to do so will result in punishment.
>A slave's body is for his mistress, so he must keep it according to her tastes. this includes things like muscle tone, personal grooming to her taste, tanning or lack thereof, bathing and use of oils, clothing and other demands that will be made as seen fit. Failure to keep up with these standards will result in punishment.
>As a slave's body belongs to his mistress, she can use it whenever and in whatever way she wishes, unless this would be detrimental to his health. Refusal will result in his punishment.
>A slave is responsible of his mistress's emotional health as well, duties such as massages, close physical contact, emotional support and any other duties the mistress sees fit must be followed. Failure to do so will result in punishment.
>The mistress can grant citizenship to the slave if she thinks he is worthy of it, but all duties in this contract must be followed, and he will still always be hers. Failure to be hers will result in punishment.

What websites would your waifu frequent?

>>19752875
They actually help me sleep if anything. Close your eyes, hug a pillow and imagine hard as you can that it's a monster girl.

>>19752968
Mostly magical science journals and news sites, and latex and bondage fashion/shopping sites.

>>19752960
A man choses!
A slave obeys!

OBEY!!

>>19753009
No.

>>19753009
>>19753030
Fuck off.

>>19752960
Sounds nice. I want twin dark elf mistresses though

>>19753041
Now now, don't be greedy.

>>19753062
Shortstacks are love.

>>19752960
Oh baby, that's the life for me. Thanks for the idea fuel.

>>19753052
One who is seductive and scheming with a soft body, and one who stoic and stern with a warrior body!

Shake it up tonight~
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you'll stay the night~

>>19753091
I want to jazzercize with monster girls in leotards!

>>19753081
I wanna fill that shortstack till she looks like she's carrying a litter to term!

>>19752624
That's why you need to be careful about visiting sabbath branches, they have certain ways of indoctrinating the unwilling

>>19753113

>>19752960

>>19752746
It's probably one of those things like how IRL big dogs just ignore the the little feisty ones because they don't feel threatened and occasionally just swat them down when they get too annoying.

>>19752960
What's a "punishment"?

>>19752847
I imagine loli hellhounds are still pretty strong

>>19753122
I like rock, music. But I have to go to work. My boss told me to never take rides with strange horned children.

>>19753168
If you work you lose.

>>19753153
mummies curse and sexual bullying

>>19753134
Nice, the green suits her.

>>19753206
That's a tall Kej even without the shoes.

>>19753221
Tall Kej's are the best.

>>19753086
It would be a demanding life having to obey everything some strict desert wolf demands of you,

>>19753153
Mummy's curse, being forced into being her wrestling partner, or other punishments she sees fit.

>>19751341
>>19751420
>>19751447
>>19751492
>>19751426

Noted. Two per day, let's go with Wednesday.

>>19753221
That's just a little oni.

>>19753288
The fun part is not obeying every demand and giving her autism fits

Well?

In the case of a single dad with a son, will monsters more likely go for the dad or the son?

>>19753336
I don't work here though

>>19753336
It should be the other way around

>H-hey, hey you, you! Show me your dick and I'll buy you a shot~hic~

Would any spirit that infests a Living Armor try to animate it without warping its proportions or making it float?

>>19753350
The father, obviously. The son can find his own wife when he grows up.

>>19753350
The dad. Monstergirls would see a single dad ditched by his ex-wife and think he needs his heart healed. It'd be cuter if she got along well with the kid and helped introduce him to a nice girl to become childhood friends with.

>>19753381
I'd love to see the dad seduced by some extremist degenerate MG at the bar and worry what kind of influence she'll be on his son only to discover that she's a wholesome, kind and positive stepmom.

>>19753336
i would never

>>19753381
>ditched
Rude. He could actually be a widower.

>>19753393
But extremists are lazy slobs. No human man would go along with them.

>>19753404
been reading order propaganda have ya boy?

>>19753404
>extremists are lazy slobs
Lies and slander.

>>19753404
heh, yeah, indeed who would? Not me that's for sure...

>>19751477
When did Sca draw this?

>>19753363
Is this supposed to be the Old Axe Armor?

>>19753413
GAAAAAY

>>19752837
Pretty difficult.
KC allows for humans to monsterize or alp into anything other than a Lilim if you're to ask him, but the victim needs the personality and desires to match in order to become powerful or unusual monsters, else they end up a generic succubus. Not even Lilims can fully bypass that.

>>19751920
I can dig it, though the scenarios I'm into are oddly specific.

>>19753393
>Dad terrified knowing that busty, scantily dressed demon that tricked him into a contract is coming over to the house today
>Knock on the door
>Opens it to find her dressed in perfectly wholesome sundress and slippers
>"Helllooo anon, and where is your son"
>"Oh, hello precious you must be little anon. Awh, how old are you? Three, wow your such a grown up! Are those power rangers, what's your favorite one? Mine too! Oh yes, I'll play tag with you, certainly, now go hide!"
>Sigh of relief from the father as he watches his new waifu pretend not to be able to find his son even though he's hiding in plain sight

>>19753438
Yep.

>>19753453
Can a human girl become a bicorn without first becoming a unicorn?

Can a living human girl become a phantom?

>>19753457
Like?

>>19753471
Sounds like perfect bride material.

>>19753487
Yes, she just needs to die.

I'm still convinced that the "lewd rapist" view of monstergirls is disinfo spread by the monsters themselves so they can take humans off guard and every monster can play the "I'm not like other monsters" angle.

>>19752875
I hug a pillow and pretend she's snuggling me up close. Sometimes I put in some headphones and play some distant rainstorm effects for added atmosphere and comfiness

>>19753501
That can only work for so long.

>>19752968
varusteleka

>>19753393
>Anon gets drunk at a dive bar after his wife leaves him and winds up getting seduced by a Demon with a body that would make porn stars blush.
>The two of them wind up going to her apartment after anon drunkenly calls up the babysitter to pay extra to keep watching his son for the rest of the night.
>Anon gets to have the best sex he's ever had as he's fucked in all sorts of different positions his old Order raised wife would've never even let him dream of.
>The next morning he wakes up to the sight of a broken bed and a smug demon holding a marriage contract he signed.
>As anon remembers the last night he starts worrying about how this lewd demon will treat his son.
>When they get back to his house his son's there waiting and the Demon struts over to him and excitedly gives him a high five while squealing about how she's his mother now.
>Turns out that Demon got anon's number a month before but talked to his son because he was at work when she tried calling.
>Anon's kid has secretly been helping this Demon work up the nerve to confess for over a month, but in anon's drunken state his mistook it for a seduction.
>Even though she's a member of the extremist faction, it turns out she's a giant romantic by Demon standards.

>>19753471
>demon comes for a visit
>"and this is my Anon's room"
There is so many things that can go wrong here. And probably will.

>>19753518
>by Demon standards.
What is that supposed to mean? All demons are hopeless romantics.

>>19753501
>Hellhound waifu tells husband that she just wants to cuddle under the blankets tonight
>"See, I'm not like other monstergirls"
>"Honey you captured me in the woods and fucked me until I agreed to be your boyfriend"
>"Mmmm, oh yes so romantic, ahhh"
>She starts drooling and jumps on top of him with heart pupils in her eyes

>>19753471
Demons sure are nice ladies.

>>19753489
Monsters taking in orphans to raise as husbands intrigues me a ton.

>>19753507
>rainstorm effects

>>19753520
Only because your a perv anon!

>>19753527
Is this what they call domdere?

>>19753178
I want this with a lamia using her body to approach me at all kinds of funny angles

>>19753526
Multiply that by 10 I imagine

Pick a loli.

>>19753550
loli a shit

>>19753550
Burn the Cu Sith in hellfire.

>>19753537
Ah that kind of thing.

>>19753550
It's fair lining up those other choices vs the punk bird.

Is this MG version of Jehovah's Witnesses?

>>19753548
Yeah basically.

>>19753553

>>19753550
Cute cow!

>>19753565
>Hear a knock on the door
>Open it and see nobody
>Suddenly feel something on your crotch
>Look down to see a loli dark priest looking up at you expectantly, with her hands on your dick
>"Excuse me sir, have you heard the testimony of your Fallen Lord"

How could you resist

>>19753550
Thunderbird

>>19753573
Since when are they not cute?

>>19753575
By telling her "I'm married", slapping her hand away and shutting the door in her face.

>>19753550
Thunderbird or Echidna just for her cute witch outfit

>>19753544
If it is, I guess I'm into that.

>>19753587
Anon, they have a list of all the married couples in the town. They wouldn't target your house.

Contrary to popular belief this isn't a random door-to-door proselytization, this is a intricate targeted campaign.

>>19753544
I like this term

>>19753550
The Rata. Will use her as an onahole.

>>19753418
He opened comms awhile ago and I just got it this morning

>>19753597
And it's just a coincidence that my waifu and I are anti-sabbath?

>>19753602
how scandalous

>>19753550
Give me the loli demon, I want to get level drained so bad.

>>19753597
This is a lie. They try to recruit anyone they can and if it's a couple they try to get the girl too.

>>19753605
Neato.

>>19753613

Karaoke, Karaoke

>>19753617
I mean, it's just a blowjob right? There is nothing wrong with inviting her in so she can suck my dick while my wife kisses me.

Another fun thing to do would be fucking my wife and then haivng her help with spells and her tongue. Maybe more than once would be okay.

>>19753583
the bigger they get the cuter

>>19753611
They are made for that, anon.

>>19753639
>Phantom goes up for her turn
>"God dammit this better not be..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
>"Every. Fucking.Time."

>>19753639
Whats going on there

>>19753668
>Keep singing until you get 90 points
>While the Wisp gives you a handjob

>>19753381
Or she would train her stepson to be a siscon for her daughter/ his half-imouto.

>>19753662
This is true

>>19753684
>Implying she has a daughter
Her niece maybe.

How will anon escape this?

>>19753710
He gives in and has hours of sweaty primal sex with a pair of cute Cheshires.

>>19753709
He meant the daughter she plans to make with you, silly.

>>19753685
>tfw a large and lethargic holst will never saunter over and lay on top of me

>>19753725
How large?

>>19753336
Flashing me will get you one shot per nipple.
Fucking me will get you 10 shots.
Marry me and you'll get unlimited shots for the rest of your life.

>>19753745
7 footer, farmers tan, o cup, surprising muscle mass from farm work, impressive horns

>>19753709
It's her adopted daughter. She's only 17 years old! She's totally not an adult!

>"Sally I swear this is your weirdest idea to get a husband ever."

>>19753722
>demon on bed
it would be a little bit horrfying to see red glowing eyes in the dark when you turn off the lights.

>Want to write a MG story
>Is shit at writing
>Write anyway since fuck it
>Show it to some people
>Gets told it's shit
Where's an art fairy when you need one?

>>19753381
>It'd be cuter if she got along well with the kid and helped introduce him to a nice girl to become childhood friends with.
She should introduce a relative of her own and give the kid his very own lewd auntie.

>>19753786
The art fairy says git gud

>>19753790
Getting told I'm shit until I'm no longer shit doesn't feel like a very fun thing to do.

>>19753799
But it's the only game in town.
Pick something you like and write that. It's fun, once you get going.

>>19753639
Why's every shota hero wearing the same outfit?

>>19753799
Gitting gud isn't a terribly fun experience, I've found. It's not terribly fun knowing you're shit but not knowing how to improve till you find it through trial and error, if you're even aware of the issue in the first place. Just keep at it if writing is what you enjoy doing.

Horse. Pussy.

>>19753813
Dragon Quest had roughly the level of impact on Japanese culture as the Bible had on Western culture.

I want to join the Meaty Sabbath

>>19753786
Just share it here. I'm sure someone can give you constructive criticism on how to improve, plus it can never hurt to have more content shared whether it's "good" or not.

And remember as with all things, you need practice and patience to improve.

>>19753790
Not mge, but there was that manga of a shitty mangaka married to Leanan Sidhe. She refused to help him because that would reduce his lifespan.

>>19753722
>Trying to get a kid who's seven at most to get together with a girl who he met when she was a fucking baby.
Sabbath, out.

>>19753764
>>19753788
Shotacons get out too, Childhood friendship is the purest love.

>>19753722
Is there an uncensored version of this anywhere? Google and iqdb didn't point me to a source.

>>19753832
>Just share it here.
No, I'm not gonna do anything with that last story. I'm writing another story that I might share here though.

Something, something Lich story.

>>19753853
Well, that's fine. My main point was that whatever you write can be shared in a place like this with a willing audience who will almost certainly tell you if something is lacking and how to improve.

>>19753829
Me too, brother, me too.

Which robopussy would you fuck?

>>19753920
Both.

>>19753920
2Booty.

>>19753841
>Is there an uncensored version of this anywhere?
If there is, then I can't find it.
>Google and iqdb didn't point me to a source.
http://halpheltsgallery.tumblr.com/post/170956027083/daki-commission-for-streakthefox-blog-blog

I want to be targeted for bullying by a Cheshire. Every time I go out she just shows up a starts messing with me, trying to put me in lewd situations.

In a weird way, I would end up being less of a loner and feeling more encouraged to go out, knowing I won't get bored having done nothing.

>>19753864
Well, they won't tell you how to improve, they'll just tell you that it doesn't suit their exact fetishes so it's shit.
You kind of extrapolate how to do it good from that.

>>19753864
Fair point.

I'm still undecided if I should write a adventure, comedy or smut fic though. Or all three.

>>19751006
black sabbath

>>19751382
Nav is based.

>>19753978
Anon are you alright?

>>19753816
You soiled it.

>>19753997
Yeah, just lonely with a dead end social life in suburban hell.

>>19753992
Reminder.

>>19753986
I mean, from my own experiences the thread has been pretty well constructive on that sort of thing, but it's been a long while since I used to write things at all.

>>19753963
Thank ye, lad.

>people get mad when I refer to an alp as she
>people get mad when I refer to an alp as he
Can you people reach a consensus before I'm forced to use weird gender neutral pronouns that im sure sjws have invented?

>>19754003
when will it end man?

>>19752064
What's the point of older sister if they are both adults?

>>19754012
It.

>>19754012
The obvious solution is to not talk about alps in the first place.

>>19754012
How about you just fuck off?

>>19754012
Just don't talk about them.