/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19746682
>that text
I love you

>>19746682
i dont understand image

>>19746664
>tell everyone your fluent to gain authority when you tell everyone what works and doesn't work
>have everyone try different methods of learning japanese
>spend years collecting and analyzing results to pick the perfect method
some people are just lazy like that

yoshi time for reading

>>19746707
stop posting everything i post on reddit

have these threads gotten better lately or is it just a 気のせい on my part?

Post your favorite quote that you've found in your learning. I'll start.

＞お前は口が聞けるのか
＞何者なんだ！

＞正体などどうでもいい
＞大事なのは計画だ

how do i learn to guess and remember when 正 is せい and when しょう

>>19746766
listen a lot. or test yourself using something like anki

>>19746755
文法なんかクソ喰らえ

https://boirodaisuki.neocities.org/

Do people on this board really jerk off to cartoon characters and worship voice actresses?

Wtf?

>>19746828
only ironically

How do you say "opening" in japanese for the opening of an anime? I ask because obviously i need to find the opening of an anime in Japanese.

Hiragana words are so fucking aids why can't I remember them reeeeeeeeeeee

>>19746845
テーマ曲

>>19746846
れぢと

>>19746845
主題歌
OP

>オーブントースター
They do this on purpose

What's a better way to do DJT Kana? Each row individually or just keep adding one row to do all the previous ones at the same time?

>>19746884
グローバリゼーションということのために

>>19746890
do em diagonally

>doing isolated kana study

>watching episode 1 of terrace house
>already having a panic attack when the people are sitting awkwardly waiting for more boys and girls to join them

there's a certain irony to learning a language when you're completely incapable of normal social behavior and can't actually use it to communicate with others

>>19746890
I did 1 new column per day and then practiced all the ones I'd learned previously. It really doesn't matter at all how you learn it though.

>>19746884
電焼付炉

>>19746904
What else can you do?

>>19746828
is it jerking off if they've invested in the finest silicone mankos known to mankind

>>19746926
He's avin a giggle. You seem new here, may I suggest staying away if you want to learn Japanese.

>>19746933
/jp/ invented onaholes?

>>19746682

>>19746942
invested in means purchased, in this case
they are connoisseurs

>>19746909
hold on there buddy, you're gonna make it
we're all fucked but i'm sure there are some nihonjin just as fucked as us

You can do it everyone! I believe in you!

>>19746954
I don't know english.

It's nice re-reading manga that you once read in English and seeing how much the translation differs from the original.

>>19746933
What lower level can you sink to in this world than being a poster in a onahole thread? Is there such a level?

>>19746990
it's okay i don't think any of us can communicate in any language

>>19747002

>>19747002
Big mood. Horny as hell.

>>19747002
I don't remember shit from anything I read/watch, much less compare between languages.

>tfw speak 3 languages fluently but can't learn Japanese

manga isn't reading

memes aside, i never read manga in either language, i went directly to raito noberu and geemu

light novels isn't reading

>>19747019
I remember stuff from Watamote pretty well since there are quite a lot of screencaps of it used as reaction images, like in this case.

>>19747032
This post isn't English.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WgphvSaRW3
How bad is my accent? I know I read choppily

>>19746969
your words have encouraged me to do my best today too

Anybody here study high? I've been on a 6 month break from Uni during which time I started Japanese but I study abroad in the Netherlands and know I'll slip back into being high all day when I get back in a week. I passed my entire bachelor course and wrote my thesis while smoking all day so I reckon I'll be fine.

I know I'm a degenerate.

>>19747044
you sound australian/british or something but it could be way worse

>>19747049
Back to /int/ subhuman.

>>19747049
you'll need your short term memory to be as good as possible to learn japanese.

>>19746990
Japanese will kill your English. I spent 5 minutes trying to come up with the word Q-tip the other day. Eventually saying ear over and over and gesturing got the meaning across. I felt like Degawa.

>>19747059
Never been there in my life faggot
>>19747063
Guess doing my studying as soon as I wake up would be a good idea anyways

What do you do to study anons? I do a weird way.
>Any vidya
>Any time you die/lost X heath/etc
>Do a rep
I've been doing this for the past few months and my progress exploded and it's fun too!

>>19747064
putting q-tibs in your ears will permanently damage your ability to hear japanese

>>19747064
Could you not come up with some unnatural clause like 'ear cleaning cottons on a stick'?

>>19747076
how are you bad enough at games to learn anything from doing this

>>19747076
You must be real shit at vidya.

>>19747078
q-tips aren't for ears that's just widespread savagery

>>19747076
I stare at kanji I don't know without using a dictionary and infer their meaning through meditation.

>>19747002
I had this with Dragon Ball. Read all of it like 10 times in my native language before so reading it in Japanese was quite interesting. I felt like they cut so many details for the translation.

>>19747076
Hehe xD I do it a weird way as well
>get up
>eat breakfast while doing my reps
>finish breakfast
>finish reps

Just do it like that you idiot

>>19747087
What else can you do with them? Swab your urethra?

>>19747088
can djt be considered meditation because if so i'm up to multiple hours a day of meditation

>>19747095
yeah dude

>>19747076
that sounds dreadful but whatever works for you man

>>19747002
>>19747090
Manga isn't reading though.

>>19747108
you can fuck right off, ばかものめ

>>19747093
apply liquids to things
i mostly use them for cleaning small shit with isopropyl alcohol when a normal cotton swap would be overkill, they also leave less fibers behind

>>19746795
I should probably use a cuter picture next time, even if it's not ボイロ related!
https://boirodaisuki.neocities.org/

>>19746682
>image
Wait, did he *actually* do that?

>>19747114
it's an obvious edit

>>19747117
that's not what he asked

>>19747117
No, I know that, I'm asking if Matt, of which the picture edit is based on, actually did what the edited text said.

I know the original one said something about thinking up nicknames.

>>19747113
if you also changed the url to be unrelated to boiro we would all benefit

>>19747124
ボイロ are good though.

>>19747122
oh, well nobody knows if matt pisses in jugs
anyone who hikineets it up for long enough at least considers it though

>>19747122
a piss-bottle enthusiast told me that the alleged piss-bottle-piss is not yellow enough as piss in bottles yellows over time, however, we do not know how fresh the alleged piss in the alleged piss-bottle was at the time that the alleged piss-bottle-photograph was taken

>>19747122
yes he did

>>19747129
>>19747131
>>19747132
what if he bought other people's piss because it's his fetish?
checkmate djters

>>19747137
i mean anyone who drinks beer is basically drinking microbial piss

>>19747125
i wish i could agree because 実況プレイ seems like a good resource and nihonjin are shy as fuck

>>19747140
If you think about it, we eat* a lot of microbial waste.

*sorry, I mean "read".

>>19747141
Just keep looking for a maker who's good at programming them.

>>19747114
Decide for yourself: >>19178607

>>19747140
yeah if you drink american beer, sure
t. german beer connoisseur

>>19747137
i hope he comes out someday and says "listen guys i don't piss in bottles, i bought bottled piss from a fan, it's completely different"

>>19747148
It's funny because it's true.

>>19747113
upboated

>>19747144
i can't imagine that that would change my opinion, but do you have an example of what you would consider good?

>>19747147
I can't see anything.

>>19747169
Nope, I just noticed a huge range of variation in how individual characters sound between producers. I figured one of them might sound fine to you in the right hands.

>>19747172
the alleged piss is in the jug to the left of the bottled water stash
i'm neutral on it but i wonder what else would be in that bottle

>>19747172
Far left of the image. The jug which appears to have a yellow liquid in it.

I really doubt it's actually a piss jug. If you were going to use one of those, you would keep it out of sight.

>>19747182
that's a poor argument, people fuck up
has the jug made another appearance since djt reacted to it?

>>19747200
Does he even care about /djt/

>>19747213
if the jug hasn't shown up again it seems likely that he does

>>19747172
I want it to be a pissjug as much as the next guy but it doesn't even look like a liquid container, just a yellow smudge. I'd be grateful if somebody outlines it for me.

>>19747225
it's on the very left
it's clearly a liquid container

speaking about let's players, 牛沢 is a pretty comfy one, and he has a good voice instead of an annoying chibi voice mod

>>19747200
He's only made one other video like that one since, and the camera was placed differently so that part of the room wasn't visible, so there's no way to know if the jug was still there or not.

Anyway, whether it was a piss jug or not, once it was full, or once the contents had been exhausted, it would be thrown away, so you wouldn't expect to see it again anyway.

>>19747237
cow swamp

>>19747233
Ah, I see, that's a very light colored piss.

>>19747245
my point was that it not showing up again might be intentional after realizing he fucked up
why would you throw away a perfectly good jug, that looks like a reusable jug to me, like a milk jug but with some markings on it and possibly a little thicker
>>19747247
drink more water

>>19747245
>He's only made one other video like that one since then
It's sad that you can say this with confidence.

You guys should chill why is the first thing you think when you see a liquid container a piss jug, it could be lemon juice concentrate or 2 stroke motor oil or something, lots of liquids are yellow

>>19747268
>why would you throw away a perfectly good jug
Whenever I buy bottled water, the bottles always have warnings on the labels saying not to re-use them (though without any explanation as to why).

>>19747268
>drink more water
If you drink non-Japanese water you'll permanently cripple your Japanese

>>19747283
"Neet" lifestyle just lends itself well to pissing in jugs.

>>19747279
I can say it with confidence because I checked to see myself if it showed up in any of his other videos shortly before >>19747200 made his post.

>>19747268
I only drink water.

>>19747283
that's some pale lemon juice and why do you think this neet has motor oil
it just fits, i mean the guy drinks bottled water all day and probably lives in a basement or detached storage building or something
it could very well be wrong, but you'll have to come up with a more likely story than that
>>19747301
i didn't say stop drinking other things, i said drink more water

>>19747237
thanks for the recommendation anon, watching him now and he's pretty cool

>>19747291
Water does not know borders. Water is universal. There is no such thing as Japanese water

>>19747306
Lemon juice is pretty much white dude, what have you been drinking?

>>19747083
>>19747082
multi-player games, you casuals
inb4 >hurr I play mp but I never lose durr

>>19747325
You don't know water.

>>19747332
>Lemon juice is pretty much white dude, what have you been drinking?
are you retarded? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxlJrMRkfEw

>>19747306
My father is lazy so he mixes juice concentrate into a huge jug like that so he doesn't have to walk to the tap every time to mix another glass

>>19747049
i'm sure there are other pathetic druggie attention whores who make light of their disgusting habit on 4chan

I wish I could consistently come up with blogposts for HelloTalk. My reading and listening are very good already but my production is neglected.

>>19747332
i didn't mean it's not yellow enough, i meant it's too transparent
admittedly i don't drink lemon juice

>>19747355
I hate HelloTalk. All the girls keep trying to show me their tits when i'm trying to learn Japanese.

>>19747383
wtf i love hellotalk now

>>19747370
it's not a clear jug, it's one of the white/semi-transparent ones, where you can still see the color of the liquid it holds but through white plastic

/djt/ - Piss jug experts general

i'm going to hover my cursor over all the text that ley line spits out for an hour and not remember any of it. i think i'd be better off doing a core deck.

oh my god please stop this piss jug talk

>>19747383
How do unlock this mode?

>>19747389
i don't think you get what i'm saying, the the opaqueness of the jug should make it more convincing as lemon juice but i still don't see it
lemon juice is more opaque and less yellow than what i see in that jug

>>19747410
You fool, their tits will permanently cripple you forever!

>>19747397
this but hanahira

>>19747397
I thought I couldn't hook Leyline so unfortunately I've been understanding it, how can I get on your level?

>>19747420
That's a crippling I'm willing to live with.

>>19747423
i use the ithvnr build in the guide and it just works. but this is the 3rd day in a row i've "read' leyline and i've learned absolutely nothing. it's slightly reinforced some things i already knew though i guess.

>>19747414
Lemon juice can be many different shades, it's not always just white. This or any mix with ginger in it would give it color consistent with what's seen in the alleged piss jug

>>19747237
good channel. even has dragon quest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-_uiuaJQAc

>その
What did he mean by this?

lmfao

>>19747503
I meant the その with the 2 in the circle. I don't know why it disappeared.

>>19747511
其の貳

>>19747354
Where did I make light of it?

>who are you quoting?

>>19747531
The purpose of your post was literally dude weed lmao

>>19747608
No, I was just curious if there were others who had studied a language like that as it's not the same as droning uni material like I've been doing. I also stated that I know I'm a degenerate, I am in no way proud of myself m8

あんたみたいな立派な男に扱ってもらえるなら、武器も喜びそうだな。

Does this phrase say that あなた is going to enjoy using the weapon or the weapon is going to enjoy being used by あなた?

>i'm not proud but do any of you dudes smoke weed too haha?

>>19747622
latter

>>19747564
excellent post

>>19747614
I'm sure there are people who have done it. I personally can't balance weed in my life so I quit at the end of 2016. Everything I know about weed, from the brain fog, decreased cognition, poor memory, points to it being bad for language learning, but if it's the kind of thing where you want to smoke up and read VNs for 12 hours straight and can keep focus, then go ahead and do it. For me, I would just get high and avoid any study activity so I've improved greatly in this language after quitting. It's your life. If you want to quit check out /r/leaves

>>19747661
horrid post

>>19747397
Do this a couple thousand times and you’ll be fluent in Japanese

>>19747683
thank you for your meaningful contribution to this discussion of japanese language learning

>>19747690
i bitched about it last thread but this is hard because i just don't see how it's gonna get me to fluency. but i've been forcing myself to do it 2 hours every day so hopefully something comes of it in those two weeks that one guy told me. i'm doing core2k on the side now though.

>>19747661
Cheers. I've smoked like 3 times in the past 6 months since it's hard to get in my home country but I won't be able to resist it in the Netherlands. I've tried quitting 3-4 times after summer breaks and I just can't do it when it's available. I'll be gone for good in a year so there's that.
>>19747683
Kys

>>19747706
it's going to take you a lot longer to get fluent if you don't put those looked up words into anki

>>19747706
>2 hours every day
forgot to mention i'm also doing 2 hours of raw active listening minimum so i'm getting in 4 hours of practice a day. i'm going to try to bump this up to 6 in the future though.

>>19747706
As someone who gave up on reading with 0 vocab and picked it up after I had 1500 words in core, I suggest you do that and not listen to retards ITT who think it's reasonable to read Japanese of all languages with no vocabulary.

>>19747622
に marks the actor in the passive
so in this case, the あんたみたいな立派な男

>>19747752
>に marks the actor in the passive
But there's not verb in the passive form in that phrase.

Another quality thread.

>>19747622
which battle harem ln is this

Is there some sort of guide on how to use 5ch? The crazy interface and sheer amount of boards is really intimidating.

>djt

>>19747733
300-500, you wasted more time than you needed to while not reading

>>19747878
Wow, a whole month was wasted. That sure is a huge number compared to the years and years that you're going to spend learning this language. Not only that, but those additional 1000 words came up all the time in any material I read.

reading without any other study at all is a meme

>>19747876
ぼく in the middle

どこでエロ漫画を読める？友達のために質問している。

>>19747614
>No, I was just curious if there were others who had
No, your intention was to garner attention with your 'edgy' drug habit. You don't care if anyone else here studies while high, you just wanted to let everyone know how 'cool' you are for smoking weed.

Newsflash: Being a stoner in 2018 is about as edgy and cool as being an alcoholic, i.e. not at all.

>>19747959
you should not be outputting until after you've seen thousands of hours worth of anime

>>19747959
トイレで

>>19747962
Newsflash: your perception of my intention is worth less than smeared dogshit on the street. Kys.

>>19747962
i wouldnt put the two together alcohol ruins lives weed just makes everything better ftw

just accept you're a pathetic attention whoring loser and go to reddit where i'm sure they'll be happy to discuss weed

>>19747958
>only 7 coins
>tobacco
>lighter
>pistol
yep it was suicide alright

a lot of japanese people want the gov to legalize weed because as it is now if you get caught with a joint they cut your fingers off at the knuckle yahkoozuh style and you get socially blackballed

a lot of japanese ""people,""" sure.

>>19747974
>outputting with only thousands of hours of anime

>>19748021
nah, weed has more of a stigma in japan than meth does in the US. that'll never happen

>>19747840
もらえる?

I've decided to stop studying kanji as there is already furigana displayed next to my favorite reading materials (manga).

>>19748041
actually a good choice

>>19748041
congrats im proud of you. kanji study is a waste of reading time

>>19748041
furigana doesn't matter anyway. just remember what the symbols are trying to convey.

just look at a whole bunch of kanjis in the manga until you start finding repeats

>>19748041
you shouldn't be studying anyways

>>19747959

studying permanently cripples learning

>>19747959
Man, without help I wouldn't even be able to tell what's wrong with this sentence. It should be 読む instead of 読める? する instead of している?

Time to read some more!

it doesnt do that but what it does do is cripple your precious time that you could be spending learning

anything less than being born in japan permanently cripples your japanese

>>19748110
mostly a issue of not knowing enough nihongo to ask the question they want to ask

whole thing needs to be scrapped and rewritten from scratch

>>19748113
theres a high likelihood of that but its not a fact

What I've come to realize is something quite simple, yet elegant I feel.

You can't learn Japanese.

but you can learn nihongo

>>19747895
at least half of core6k will come up all the time in any material you read and that doesn't make it worth it to finish the deck before reading
if it's wasted then don't tell people to do it, is all i'm saying

>>19748132
I have not yet reached that level of enlightenment, for I still believe in the idea that I can learn japanese. May I see you on the other side of disillusionment river.

>閉会式 comes up in Anki
>know the meaning
>thought the reading is はいけいしき
>it's actually へいかいしき
frustrating

i thought i knew 会 read as かい from 会話, 社会, 会社. I'm a fool. A goddamn fool.

>>19748163
Blog posts belong on /r/learnjapanese you cunt

>>19748163
now learn another word with 閉
like 閉塞

>>19748110
don't waste your time reading japanese written by non-japanese it will fuck you up

>>19748182
this is the dekinai japanese thread stop trying to prevent people from fucking up

>>19748035
Isn't that the potential form of もらう? The passive would be もらわれる

>>19748098
You think you're funny repeating this new meme but what you said is true.

dont waste your time on an image board for english speakers. it will permanently mess you up. so lets move djt to futaba

do waste your time lookin at these melons

>>19748177
wrong bitch cuck djt only exists for blogposts or else we'd be talking about piss and rtgay

>>19748243
you seem late

>>19748249
i just got in the traffic was horrible

>>19748243
you know, the bigger the better, but i don't get why you like the shape of them.

>>19748245
djt is a bastion of learning in the nihongo study sphere and the only place where people will give it to you straight and honest

>>19748258
i think anyone endorsing these tits is being ironic

>>19748264
sometimes...too honest

so honest peoples feely feels get hurt

please don't use baby talk

>>19747981
It's not a perception, it's the reality.

Drug users are like /pol/ posters in that they just can't keep their stupid shit to themselves and have to make sure everyone else knows what they are. Just fuck off, you brain-dead junkie.

>>19748285
No, it's definitely perception with a healthy dose of prejudice sprinkled in.
>Just fuck off, you brain-dead junkie.
You literally can't make me, you inbred, baboon-fucking cumguzzler.

people who whine about a mention of drugs for multiple hours are like uppercase posters whining about lowercase posters - they are oblivious to the fact that they are the problem

>>19748285
that's not true. i haven't brought up /pol/ stuff until now.

>>19748294
>you inbred, baboon-fucking cumguzzler.
This is your intellect on drugs.

Man when I started learning German in high school they made you pick a book and start reading immediately. Literally, day 2. You had to give a book report on it by the end of the semester.

The prize pick was Harry Potter. I got to the bin last, and my choice was between Goethe's Faust, and Mein Kampf. Ended up reading both.

>>19748281
babu babu here comes the pee pee jug say あーん

>>19748316
This is the internet, also known as いじめランド

>>19748314
who is this 2hu

>>19748314
German is easy as shit to read though. I haven't touched it in 5 years and can still read it fluently.

>>19748325
korean desk car actually

>>19748294
lmao got dang dont kill him dude

>>19748316

>>19748335
im lilせいぎ

i watch jvloggers to keep up motivation

>>19748348
I stare at the mystery novels I still can't read to pile up both motivation and self-hatred

why is shitposting in this thread so fun? at this point half the reason I'm still studying this godforsaken language is so I have a reason to hang around here and shit on people.

youre not studying if youre shitposting

>>19748363
75% of the people you're shitting on are just me btw. not even joking.

>>19748362
I think this was the first 'horror' novel I ever read to completion. I borrowed it from a neighbour and got so scared I put it in the bottom drawer and never opened that drawer again.

>>19748367
i do my studying and then shitpost for the rest of the day

>>19748363
you don't have to make any progress to continue shitposting

>>19748355
>>19748362
try a grown up book, like hardy boys

>>19748378
then i'd feel like a fraud, i have more integrity than that bucko
>>19748373
it's all good, i dont mind

>>19748383
how are you a fraud if you're a dekinai in the dekinai japanese thread, it's what you're doing now that's fraudulent

>>19748380
Are hardy boys available in the cornucopia?

>>19748373
the other 75% is me

so this is what its come down to frauds calling the other frauds frauds

>>19748392
And 75% of me make up the rest.

>>19748391
literally never read the guide

>>19748395
i'm not a fraud i'm a dekinai like all of you are supposed to be
are you telling me that some people here have known japanese this whole time
i feel betrayed

>>19748387
i dont have an answer to this question
>>19748391
idk why dont you fuckin check cunt

>>19748399
yeah thats been the joke dude

>>19748399
>some people here have known japanese this whole time
lol no

助けて

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1oaOyng8TRO

>>19748414
alright it's been months but i'll finally ask. who the hell made this? whose voice is that?

>>19748413
ask them wtf their handle is supposed to mean

>>19748413
stop posting everything i post on reddit

>>19746682
I wish kana in old games was this clear.

>>19746707
Japanese fluency won't make you more interesting to talk to, engaging conversation is the same in English and in Japanese. Read or listen to "Fine Art of Small Talk" to learn how to converse with people. Protip: Identifying commonalities between people is how you break down tensions and bring them to your side.

>>19748418
わたしx2

>>19748421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
>>19748424
m8

>>19748424
>Protip: Identifying commonalities between people is how you break down tensions and bring them to your side.
This is so tough though because people are boring.

>>19747959

>>19748432
Never got this issue. If a person is boring, why would you care that you can't talk to them? As soon as I realize I don't enjoy talking to someone I just stop doing that.

>>19748444
Because it applies to virtually everyone. I'm lower class so people who are actually accomplished would never speak with me, so I can only speak with fellow losers, but I don't care about losers.

>>19748041
Good for you but manga isn't reading.

>>19748444

What if they're boring, but hot?

>>19748455
Sex and physical intimacy disgust me so that isn't an issue.
>>19748449
Huh? The are a billion activities and situations in which your economic standing will have 0 influence on social interactions.

>>19748398
I didn't see any mention of Hardy Boys in the guide. I re-read it again just to make sure and it's not there.

>>19748400
>idk why dont you fuckin check cunt
Ah, it's not there! Or maybe I just don't know how to look for it. Looking up ハーディー or ディクソン doesn't lead to anything.

Looked up some Japanese reviews on Amazon for the new series, though, and I come across this unreadable nonsense. Have to read more!

>>19748466
whys your computer fucked

Also the Japanese wikipedia has an article on the pro-wrestling team named Hardy Boyz. I guess Japanese loves their puro.

おふろー

おふろはいる

>>19748481
I don't know, it's only for that one review

>>19748460

>Sex and physical intimacy disgust me so that isn't an issue.

Well, you're halfway to being Japanese at least.

>>19748485
イヤだよ

>>19748490
I wonder if other east asian (or asian) countries have this issue.

>>19748490
yuta says the japanese have healthy sexy lives and white people are just being racist goofballs

>>19748490
That's a meme. Just use HelloTalk for a couple days to see what I'm talking about.

>>19748504
>yuta
Who is this

literally no one believes for a second that yuta has put his chinchin anywhere within two feet of a female, he's ugly as shit and probably a zainichi too

theres japanese girls having sex with black guys and white guys right now in japan

it could be you if you just learned nihongo

>>19748495
アヒルもってきて

カエルももってきて

>>19748504
i hope so because i want to find a cutie to make love to regularly throughout a long-term relationship

>>19748516
It will be me, i'll dance like the good little monkey I am at a teaching job and smash thots on the side, just you wait gramps.

>>19748519
>>>/d/

>>19748522
cutie (f)
will this hurt my chances

>>19748519
ask yourself this question: do you think theres a japanese girl out there whose idea of their ideal partner matches any of your parameters (excluding hidden agendas) lol

>>19748528
>people only date their ideal partner

>>19748531
that guy dont wanna date he wants a wifey dude

>>19748528
no but people settle every day

>people date anyone less than ideal

>>19748536
>long term relationship = marriage

>>19748528
there's no girl, period.

I just have to accept it.

If I understand what people are talking about that isn't related to the scene that's visible on the screen can I safely say I'm actually understanding instead of guessing based on context.

>>19748540
here you go dude you can be the kanji on the kick drum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGT1QRyVYvY#t=14

>>19748542
>>19748543
settle down knuckleheads before i take you out back and roll you around in the grass

I'm 6'2'', white and look like I'm freshly released from a communist gulag. Is there a nihonjin qt out there for the likes of me?

>>19748564
depends can you make it worth someones while

>>19748573
I have a rental property that nets me 50 grand per year if that's what you mean famalam

>>19748554
i will be 暑

>>19748578
nvm

>>19748578
how did you make it as a neet, inheritance?

>>19748588
I'm not a neet but yes, inheritance of course.

imagine the shock some people will experience when they realize theres also healthy and attractive in shape self sufficient peeps posting here lmao

and some of them are females

>>19748605
>and some of them are females
in this particular thread? that would surprise me

>healthy
yes
>attractive
no
>females
double no

わたしは女の人

just judging by the number of active posters it seems highly unlikely that there aren't at least a few females around

>implying even 1/30 people on 4chan, much less /jp/, even less DJT is female

>>19748615
in many threads i wouldn't argue, but the only thread less likely to have women in it than djt is the onahole thread

counter argument theres no women here because the ones that were here just got with the program and learned nihongo because females are better at learning than males

that is also a good argument

also very important if you have or were born with a penis and not a vagina youre a male

just to clear that up

false. women just dont like to show themselves until they are already good. men just dont care if people know they suck

There was an old French woman who used to post in the /a/ threads.

>>19748641
>>>>/r/twoxchromosomes
>>19748630
that's true but remember there are a lot of posters that aren't /jp/ natives. I don't browse a single thread on this board other than this one

>>19748615
about 100 ips per thread. at least 50 of those are mine every time. not sure, but id guess someone else is also raising the ip count.

>>19748652
is there a female version of nuke marine out there somewhere

the only way women learn is by rote memorization, you can't learn a language like that, at best you'll become one of the people who can pass N1 but don't understand unsubbed dorama or real japanese.
look at the amount of fluent men like matt and khatzumoto, krashen and kaufmann

meanwhile below is a complete list of women that know Japanese:
*no entries*

>there are a lot of posters that aren't /jp/ natives
Hopefully they'll give up and fuck off.

>>19748669
why are all of their names similar except for the faker

>>19748669
youre not gonna bait me into posting my pelapela gaijin qt playlist

>>19748678
why would i want to listen to gaijins even if they are qts
post some good qt nihonjin listening material

>>19748669
https://www.youtube.com/user/fujiashiy

>inb4 venusangelic and that german thot from that one youtube channel who interviews people

>>19748685
ok here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bBk1zLr8e4

>>19748666
probably not

women are better at acting(lying) than males and have no 自覚 so they say they know things when they really don't

i feel like we're good enough friends for me to say this:

i have a piss jug. i have an awful bladder condition that makes me piss 3 times per hour and the bathroom is down a flight of stairs so i gave in after a few years of suffering.

>>19748709
as long as youre hygienic about it i dont have any issue with you pissing in a jug

i mean we live in a world now where people jack off into flashlights

thats really weird

if you're going to blog can you please do it in nihongo so i can make fun of your broken grammar

i don't get why anyone would follow females they have nothing to say look at all these people they post videos of makeup or something instead of thinking about philosophy

>>19748719
i would but i dont know japanese. i'm leaving now so you can rest easy, no more blogposts fro me

>>19748691
i really wish i didnt haphazardly just throw venusangelic into youtube

fuck

>>19748698
this is why i don't want to listen to gaijin, she might be better at japanese than me but there are loads of bad habits to pick up

>>19748725
dude just post while you pee in your jug

>>19748669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeHf9ZrwXgA
Gaijin women btfoing /djt/ at 32:00

>>19748736
Whoops wrong one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvvZwgnZeAM

>>19748736
>>19748739

>>19748698
jump cuts every 2 seconds doesn't impress me

>>19748736
>>19748739
cringe

they're the kind of people who don't care about accent at all, most of them don't even open their mouth and then they say one simple line and people raugh

>roughly the first 25 fucking cards of core2k are numbers
gay

>>19748770
nukemarine fucked up the frequency order of the deck to match his autistic RTK kanji order. no one bothered to change it and now you have to suffer through his shitty ordering

>>19748754
she still fluent dwi shes better than the ajatt crew sans the black dude and she clearly knows a pretty narrow range of words

>>19748770
>whining about spending 1 (one) day doing something you don't like
just give up now

>>19748783
kid i've bitched for 3 months while i've been here and i still haven't given up

>>19748779
fluency doesn't mean anything

>>19748243

>>19748784
you should, you cant learn japanese

>>19748788
i'm gonna start recording every post that says this to me and then brag about my progress every few months in response

>>19748779
>better than the ajatt crew sans the black dude
setting a high fuckin bar right there

>>19748784
>>19748794
i'm glad to see someone blog their experience of finally "starting japanese" and their kanji suffering transitioning into vocab suffering so please don't stop posting when you get demotivated

>>19748799
oh please what other groups of japanese learners even come close to the ajatters? djt doesn't.

>>19748805
>the ajatters
sounds so fuckin gay

>>19748799
are you ready to set a higher standard for the thread then or are you just threatened by pera pera womyn bro lmao

>>19748803
i will NEVER stop blogging about my suffering.

>>19748755
Literally perfect Osaka-ben at 47:00 in the second vid.

>>19748810
please don't. i've been looking for new material for my cringe compilation.

>>19748823
>implying I'm watching more than 120 seconds of that

now make them read murakami

>>19748808
there is no higher standard no one can learn this fuckin language but that doesn't mean that your standard is high

these new boys aint got much mettle i must say

>>19748826
I've probably watched 120 episodes. Koikara has more cultural value than Murakami.

>>19746707
Why would you even want a language partner? I never understand it.
>Motivated to keep progressing so you don't fall behind them.
Shit motivation, you won't make it.
>Practice partner
You're going to instill super bad habits
>Someone to ask questions to and answer questions for
See above.

>>19748830
give them time james i was young once too but i like to think you accept me now

>>19748844
because kids nowadays wanna do everything in groups and are scared to do anything alone mostly because of their brains being shaped by the internet

>>19748844
why are you on DJT?

>>19748844
>>Motivated to keep progressing so you don't fall behind them.
>Shit motivation, you won't make it.
didn't a lot of talented people in various fields/hobbies make it with healthy competition as a primary motivation
agree with the rest, mostly

>>19748844

V
>>19748879
^

>>19748879
You're not my language learning buddies, sorry. I come here for the newest memes and methods, dealing with the people is just a necessary evil.
>>19748885
Most of them got through with a genuine interest and desire to learn more.

>>19748865
Shit this makes too much sense.

>>19748915
but the memes are fucking stupid and the only method you need is reading and listening to good old fashioned nihongo

this is looking like denial

>>19748932
Funny, I had this same conversation before and the person said the only method was grinding anki.

It's almost like times change and better methods are developed.

>>19748932
i think he was air quoting "methods" irl while posting that

if not then ┐(‘～` )┌

>>19748941
no methods do not get patches there is no new meta method it was the same 69 years ago as it is now ┐(‘～` )┌┐(‘～` )┌ ┐(‘～` )┌ ┐(‘～` )┌

>>19748948
The past 5000 threads disagree with you.

>>19748952
the past 5000 threads dont know japanese

*gently sets mic down on the floor*

>>19748941
either you're smart enough to figure out these side dishes won't get you anywhere on your main course or you're too dumb to learn japanese

日本のボーイフレンドください
俺のボーイフレンドはどこにいるか？？

im going to learn japanese and show all of you

>>19748915
>Most of them got through with a genuine interest and desire to learn more.
i don't mean that it can be your sole motivation, but it seems like a nice bonus

>>19748963
彼はもう死んだ

ガールフレンドがほしいですわよ

わたくしのガールフレンドはどこにいらっしゃいますかしら??

>>19748982

How would you make it clear that you mean 彼女 as in ガールフレンド? お彼女?

Any chances of we getting more このすば stuff on the DJT library? It's like 5 volumes behind.

>>19748993
the old 'context'

>>19748982
>ですわよ
>わ
DEKINAI DETECTED

>>19748997
alternatively can someone link all the live action pornos for that

>>19749007
it was obvious it was a joke but its got no impact

>>19749004
ご彼女?

>>19748113
video proof of said reality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh9IMIQmygE

>>19749011
>alternatively can someone link all the live action pornos for that
Anon, please.
I've been searching for the volumes 10 to 13 for WEEKS, all I can find scanned crap.

>>19749007
sorry i meant は of course teehehe

>>19749011
http://avfree.me/movie/28503/

>>19749082
nvm links broken

i was hoping there was other ones

anyway 3d is truly appalling

>anyway 3d is truly appalling
then why ask for 3d

self loathing or some shit

if you exist on more than two planes you automatically cannot learn japanese

You better slow this thread down.

i exist on the z and x axes

>>19749115
dont worry its pretty slow

your head's slow gramps

its still fast enough to keep up with you squirts

>djt

>>19749116
rotate yourself onto the proper plane

>>19749144
I'm a cute girl

rule 29 still applies to djt

thanks もおt

だれ？

>>19749166
i was making a reference to the greatest card game of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fa2cIFwmxQ

why the smug face?

cause he knows youre not learning japanese right now

whos smug face guy

what light novel do I read

but im always studying japanese

split personality girls are the best

hax

>>19749288
dont post that filth in the presence of a real otaku plz

moot vs japan

>>19749299
t. kaiba

whos smug face guy

you already asked that lol

no i mean this one with the big and numerous forehead grooves

who are you talking to?

who are you

im me
who are you?

>>19749316
>>19749314
>>19749311
>>19749309
>>19749308
schitzo posting