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Usurp how?
Yuyuko just needs to snap her fingers and kill half of all Youmu.

>>19702942
>Usurp how?
Using her swords.

To garden

>>19702919
If Gensokoyo doesn't get Gensokoyo'd, Youmu will probably end up fucking some guy picked out by Yuyuko so she can keep having free gardeners and servants and shit.

Honestly it's kind of depressing. My question is why the fuck don't they just burn that stupid ass tree or warp it to the real world where it actually can't do bad shit anymore.

>>19702919
Be my wife.

>>19702919
Youmu seems to like Yuyuko. Why would she usurp the hag?

>>19702919
She loves Yuyuko, annoying as the ghost can be

>>19703737
Like, or like like?

>>19703600
If the tree was moved into the real world, at least for a little while it would still have power (as evidenced by the fact that other characters have power when they're in the outside world). That said you could move it still sealed, conceivably, which would make it eventually worthless. If you couldn't keep the seal in the move, it would kill people and that would be evidence that it is dangerous, even in the outside world.

Finally can you even move a whole tree, roots and all, from the netherworld (which is NOT actually in Gensokyo, it's another world) to the outside world?

>>19703922
Only like. Youmu is clearly straight and has absolutely no romantic feelings for Yuyuko.

>>19703934
Can't you just burn the tree? I mean its a fucking tree.

I got me incendiary rounds, a .50 cal, and I'm sitting about 1800 miles away.

>>19704227
Maybe you can't. I dunno, we don't know much about youkai trees.

>>19704227
>1800 miles
Are you using a .50 cal or a fucking intercontinental missile?

>>19704376
How does it feel to be not an American?

>>19704415
Feels alright. Why do you ask?

>>19704376
>Plans on killing a tree youkai
>Tree Youkai has the innate ability to kill anyone near it.
>Trees are fucking huge and thicc
>This tree is 2x as thicc
How fucking close do you want me to be? Yes I am using a fucking .50 cal to set this thing on fire and kill it.

If the tree ability is proximity. I don't want to be anywhere near it when it tries to trigger it.

If the tree ability is based on it's 360 view height, I want to be somewhere hidden, popping shots at it.

Do you even kill Youkai?

>>19704463
That would explain your lack of understanding.co cal

>>19704482
>Do you even kill Youkai?
No, I would rather mate with them.

>>19704463
Just wondering.

>>19703500
Can't cut through ghost pussy

>>19704482
I understand all that, anon, but 1800 miles is the distance from Nevada to West Virginia. At that point, I don't think you'd even be able to see the tree because of the curvature of the earth and the amount of air and haze between you two.

>>19703600
>If Gensokoyo doesn't get Gensokoyo'd, Youmu will probably end up fucking some guy picked out by Yuyuko so she can keep having free gardeners and servants and shit.
Who would be the lucky male?

This dork usurping anything? Without Yuyu-sama she would be a literal double dork.

>>19709937
Me, obviously.

>>19702919
Will Yukari allow it.

>>19707122
I'm pretty sure her swords or one of her sword can.

>>19703600
With the amount of people that like her, I'd probably say she'd be full on gangbanged :^)

>>19707796
>Because of the curavature of the earth
Good thing the tree isn't on Earth and is place where physics and common sense don't mean shit.

>>19704227
This creating more laughters than should.

Fuck you tree, I’m shooting fire bullets at you from Mexico.

>>19713291
I would give that evil tree some of my hot white fire bullets filled with nutrients.

You could say I'm going make sure that tree has a bunch of Nuts inside of it when I'm done with it.

>>19702919
Won't Yukari kill her?

How would Youmu kill yuyuko

>>19711905
Even then how can she kill death itself?

Can't kill what's already dead.
If anything, I think Youmu actually enjoys being bullied by Yuyuko.

>>19704002
>2hus
>straight

I had a dream I was dating Youmu and I was disappointed both in the dream, and after waking up.

>>19716192

>>19715514
soource

>>19704227
YuYuko would get mad though.

>>19716301
Good. Lewdfaggots eternally blown the fuck out.

>>19716301

>>19719913
ZUN is pretty based.

>>19719801
It's a shop, dumbass.

Yuyuko is more beautiful than Youmu

>>19702919
Have you read Shirogane

>>19720943
That she obviously and canonically is. But this is not a Yuyuthread.

>>19720943
Heresy.

>>19724146
no it's not.

>>19721339
No, why? Does Youmu usurp Yuyuko?

>>19726095
But it is.

>>19724146
>Youmu with big breasts
Now THAT is heresy

>>19727994
Youmu is a growing girl.

>>19728339
She's like sixty or something.

>>19731352
That's like 14 for a half-ghost.

>>19731422
She's an old hag.

>>19703600
God i wish i knew anything about touhou

>>19731918
That can't be, since she's sexually attractive, and as we can see with Yuyuko, old hags are disgusting and ugly.

>>19702919
I don't see her having any motive other than to fullfill her role.

>>19702919
>Why doesn't she usurp Yuyuko?
Soon. She is just biding her time.

>>19731918
Kanako is a hag.

>>19732385
okay

>>19720943
What would Yukari do to Youmu if she did usurp Yuyuko?

>>19734897
Nothing probably.
Youmu would probably have to start going around doing Yuyus job.
It's hard when you aren't as cute as Yuyu though.
Don't get me wrong, Youmu is incredibly cute, but she lacks what Yuyu exceeds in.