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19678270 No.19678270 [Reply] [Original]

...What are you looking at?

>> No.19678301

Oh, nothing. I'm a watcher. Thats what I was hired for wasn't it? Times are more dangerous nowadays and Remilia wanted someone to help Meiling patrol the mansion and look out for troublemakers. Just wanted to make sure you're safe and doing well, Miss Patchouli.

>> No.19678303

An ugly nerd

>> No.19678447 [DELETED] 
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>> No.19678450

>>19678303
anon that's patche, not a mirror

>> No.19678454

>>19678447
stop

>> No.19678521

>>19678454
Ok

>> No.19678543
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Purple hair is pretty eye-catching.

>> No.19679713

>>19678270
a pretty witch

>> No.19679721
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>> No.19679803
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>>19679713
Is it really safe to compliment a witch?

>> No.19679890

>>19679803
it's better than bullying her

>> No.19680120
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Her feet, that's what!

>> No.19681071
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19681071

Mukyuu!

>> No.19681126

The cutest 2hu.

>> No.19681136

>>19681126
Not really.

>> No.19681432 [SPOILER] 
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>>19678270
A procrastinator in relief.

>> No.19681514

O Patchy, my Patchy

>> No.19681575

>>19681136
I need proof.

>> No.19681752
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>>19678270

>> No.19681840
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>>19678270
A beautiful woman.

>> No.19682000

>>19678270
I could stare into those eyes forever.

>> No.19687963
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...What are you looking at?

>> No.19687971

>>19687963
already told you, a cute witch

>> No.19687982

>>19687963
the moon

>> No.19688008
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>>19681752
Did Koa spike the tea again?

>> No.19688025
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>>19681071
So cute, CUTE!

>> No.19688042
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>>19688025
Cute?

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a superb choice of clothing

>> No.19688361

Does Patchouli smell like Patchouli?

>> No.19688427
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>>19688361
Unknown. Further research is needed.

>> No.19688696
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19688696

How human is Patchouli? She was a regular person at some point, right?

>> No.19688728
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>>19688290
It seems silly too wear such a fancy, nice-looking dress when you never leave the house.

>> No.19688775

>>19688696
No, born a witch, always a witch.

>> No.19690207
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>>19688042
Your stoicism is cute too.

>> No.19691237

>>19681514
Oh fuck up, my delusional edgelord retard who can't take a hint, probably doesn't really think much and usually squanders every chance placed in front of thme so they can pla;y pretend in order to esscape self realization.

I blame Canada myself, and (you) my once beautiful gentlesir with the bad attitude?

>> No.19691243

>>19690207
SHUT UP you religious faker.

>> No.19691247

>>19678270
I want to give Patchu a chu-chu.

>> No.19691254

>>19691247
Raw or bottled at the store? She might give you a spine in return.

>> No.19691371

>>19688696
As >>19688775 says
Patchouli was born as a magician-class youkai, she has never been human. Its different from being a human and picking up magic to become a human magician, like Marisa.

>> No.19693431
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>>19691243
I beg your pardon?

>> No.19693548
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>>19691371
So there was so much fear and belief over witches that people dreamed up an actual witch. How precious.

>> No.19693565
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>>19690207
That's troubling. Patchouli doesn't like people getting impressions of her that she isn't trying to cultivate.

>> No.19693609

>>19693431
You should beg me to talk to you instead!?

>> No.19693629
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>>19693609
Patchouli doesn't beg.

>> No.19693638

>>19681136
Yes really*

>> No.19693639

>>19687963
original patchouli remains my favorite patchy

>> No.19693642

>>19693629
Says someone who's only claim to intellectual elitism is maintaining a downward trending bar so she always appears smarter than her "opponents" , adult my fine ass!

>> No.19693675
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>>19693629
You aren't Patchouli.

>>19693565
What impression is she trying to cultivate?

>> No.19693879
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>>19693675
No shit. I don't beg either.

>> No.19693914
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>>19693675
The impression that she doesn't care about you at best and dislikes you at worst, and either way would prefer you leave. It's a look that says to go away, don't bother her, leave her alone.
And yet people find it cute. People are attracted to cute things, the opposite of what she wants. Very troubling.

>> No.19694382
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>>19678270
A beautiful woman.

>> No.19694605

>>19693914
That's very cute.

>> No.19694812
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>>19694605
See? It's rude too do something you know bothers someone, you know. Very rude. This is the sort of thing that gets you hexed.

>> No.19694827

>>19694812
What kind of hexes does patcho have?

>> No.19694870

>>19694812
Would it be rude if I were to say to Patche that I want to shove my cock inside of her pussy and fuck her silly?

>> No.19694885
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>>19694827
What kind of hexes doesn't she have?

>> No.19694971

>>19678270
a mirror

>> No.19695393

>>19694812
I wouldn't mind if it was Chuli-chan.

>> No.19696890
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>>19695393
Patchouli is such a fun name to play with. So many nicknames to make out of it.

>> No.19696907

>>19696890
Gotta thank the guy who named the flowers

>> No.19696945

>>19679721
I'd spend so much on this.

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>>19695393

>> No.19704061
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>>19699555
Pink hat, purple hair, red face is very good color coordination.

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>>19678270

>> No.19707195
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She reads, researches, and casts spells, but what else can Patchy do? What other skills does she have?

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>>19707195
She has the very cute feet skill.

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>>19707929
That's not a skill.

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>>19707195
Being skilled with magic lets her play with every fetish. Like age regression.

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>>19711647
So in addition to having magic, Patchouli has magic. Anon...

>> No.19711839

>>19711752
Okay, she's skilled at sex. If her lover wants something crazy she can do it no matter how impossible.

>> No.19711888

FUCKING SECONDARIES FAGGOTS

>> No.19712080
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>>19711839
The frail, introverted wizard who never leaves the house is skilled at sex? I don't think so. She might know about all sorts of kinks, but hasn't actually tried many of them. Patches is absolutely the sort who's got lots of book smarts and no real experience.

>> No.19712114

>>19712080
Now that I think about it she's not. She'd be awkward as hell like any other virgin.

>> No.19713170
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>>19693675
If I believe really hard can I be a Patchouli?

>> No.19713442
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>>19713170
No.

>> No.19713558

>>19713170
Believe in solipism and reincarnation. Keep shooting yourself until you're Pathouli.

>> No.19713638

>>19713170
Pray to Chloris that she turns you into a patchouli plant, then when you're a patchouli plant pray to Hecate that she turns you into a witch.

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>>19713170
No, there's only one Patchouli.

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I want to give Patche a sensual foot massage while she reads.

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Ok morons. Which would you ram?

There is only one (1) good answer. Please be mindful of this fact.

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>>19711888
Do you need a thesaurus for more explicit denouncement?
>>19716410
Depending on this (>/=1?) answer, will anything be changing in the immediate future for any of the respondents of your post?
>that guy said "RAM"

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LOLK girls are better for you though.

>> No.19718910

>>19716410
Marisa.
Mari Mari is the right amount of cute for fun on the beach. Patche might sit under the umbrella and read a book. Alice is more likely to join Marisa because its Marisa.
Patche might get a little sleepy in the hot sun, I don't want to cause any trouble for her.
Alice is for cuddling.

>> No.19718919

>>19679803
Ask yourself this.
Is it worth it and better to get Lv100 Hexed by bullying her or to be Lv1 Hexed by being nice and complimenting her.

>> No.19719181

>>19691371
>Its different from being a human and picking up magic to become a human magician, like Marisa
Well, you mean like Alice. Alice is a Magician youkai but used to be human. Marisa is a magician by trade by using magic but is still human.

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>> No.19722159

>>19722127
Should be comp sci but I'll take it anyways, probably a better read, too.

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>>19722159
That's the original image.

>> No.19722894

>>19688696
As a natural born magician she should've been born without any need to eat, and with heightened magical capability.

Other than that she's physically human.

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>>19722894
I don't like the idea of Patchouli not needing to eat or sleep.

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>>19678270
Such a wonderful girl.

>> No.19725272

>>19722894
Born magicians are physically weaker than humans.

>> No.19725736

>>19725272
They aren't. They get weaker over time due to magical experiments and hazardous material use, though.

>> No.19728726
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>>19725265
Damn right.
I wonder, does Patchy realize how great she is?

>> No.19728857

>>19728726
Well her title is the Great Unmoving Library, so maybe.

>> No.19733278
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Behold, the Unmoving Library.

>> No.19733708

>>19678270
Is patchy staring at anon? Why would she be staring at anon?

>> No.19733754
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>>19733708
Well...

>> No.19733759

>>19733754
She needs to read more books about boys

>> No.19733764

>>19707195
Asthma and anemia

>> No.19735423
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Patchouli having a fit!

>> No.19737092
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>>19733708
>>19733754
>>19733759

>> No.19741322
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>> No.19741337

>>19741322
That’s me when I’m studying

>> No.19741355

>>19741337
Ok Mr Alite. You study by sleeping next to books?
I envy you. I would sleep my ass off and ace tests the next day if I were you.
Too bad the professor doesn't allow you to just sleep in class.

>> No.19741524

>>19716410
Who the fuck are you calling a moron you little faggot shit.

>> No.19742985
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patchouli is cute

>> No.19745122

>>19678270
to your epic duck face :3

>> No.19745135

>>19745122
You...that's...those...that phrase contained words but no actual meaning, perhaps you have taken retinal damage along with brain damage...I'm concerned for your...h e a l t h.

>> No.19745364

>>19678270
I want to smooch Patchouli on the lips.

>> No.19745478
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Patche wants you to rest your head on her lap. What do?

>> No.19745498

>>19745478
You do, and then you slaughter all who threaten the lap she's connected to.

>> No.19745528

>>19745478
Lay your head on her lap and enjoy her huge soft thighs

>> No.19745669

>>19745478
Do it, and enjoy it.

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Patchouli shrinks you and puts you in her pantyhose, what do?

Pic related

>> No.19749744

fatchy

>> No.19750012
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>> No.19750015

>>19749744
yourmumchy

>> No.19751047

>>19733278
Man that looks like a soft Patcho. I want to rest my head in that lap

>> No.19752022

>>19728726
Looking at her SWR story she thinks she's great.

>> No.19752072

>>19750012
I would finger patchy's tight butthole every single day.

>> No.19752089

>>19688696
She was born a Witch. Which PROBABLY meant her parents were Humans that became Youkai magicians.

>> No.19752105

>>19693548
Human Witches are real though in the Touhou universe. It's more likely Patchouli's parents are both "ascended " humans.

>> No.19752133

I thought Patchos parents were flowers?

>> No.19754015
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>>19752022
I meant great in a feminine sense. How aware of her attractiveness is Patchouli?

>> No.19757823

>>19752089
What would her parents be like?

>> No.19758618
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Patche will never cuddle me like this ;-;

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I want to BE Patche's cute slipper!

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Patchouli has one of the comfiest looking outfits.

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Patchouli is dope.

>>19760138
There is this millet soup card sleeve but it is $9.2 (including shipping)

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>>19757823
They wouldn't like you.

>> No.19772502

>>19772480
But would Patchouli like me?

>> No.19772587

>>19772140
>There is this millet soup card sleeve but it is $9.2 (including shipping)

wat

>> No.19773653
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ᴴᵉʸ ᴾᵃᵗᶜʰᵉ, ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᶠᵉᵉᵗ

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>> No.19781950

patchaco

>> No.19782203

>>19678270
...nothin' much

>> No.19782212

>>19678270
Your eyes make me feel calm, Patchouli-sama...

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>>19782212
That's strange.

>> No.19782598

>>19782570
Patcho needs a new brush

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>>19782570
Patche is a very calming and relaxing person to be around.

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>> No.19791433

>>19772502
No

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>>19791433
Does patchy enjoy the struggle snuggle? If you asked her, would she go "mukyuu" in embarrassment, and blush?

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>>19791544
>struggle snuggle

Do not

>> No.19793735
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Let's not turn this snuggle into a struggle, Patchy, you qt, QT!

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