/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Male NEET + female NEET = ????

>>1970255
NEET children

>>1970255

Supreme neet

I like how they added the hard nipples and cameltoe

>>1970255

NEETO?

NAATO?

NIITIE?

>>1970244
I know a female hikkikomori. She's not very attractive, and a little overweight, has no friends, no job, no education, yet she blocked me on MSN.

I'm a fucking loser ;_;

>>1970255
Never meeting eachother because they're shut-in losers terrified of the outside. Even if they met eachother, they would just occasionally glance at eachother in painfully awkward silence, wishing they were back in the comfort of their own cave and on the net.

Just post Kiri's brother

>>1970271
Stop dreaming, pal.

>>1970323
I'm not kidding bro. I only knew her through msn after exchanging PMs on a Japan forum, and unlike what you guys think after watching Welcome to the NHK, hikki girls are usually ugly and have bad personalities. Also no social skills.

Misaki-chan is a sweet fantasy. No such thing in real life.

>>1970338
Misaki wasn't a hikikomori...

>>1970338
misaki wasn't a hikki what

>>1970271
It's okay, you're just annoying. Seeing how you act here, I can't even imagine how obnoxious you'd be on MSN.

>>1970338
>Misaki-chan is a sweet fantasy. No such thing in real life.
Misaki is not a hikikomori.

>>1970271
she just blocked you because shes shy

>>1970348
>>1970345
Yes, she was.

No friends [X]
Shitty part-time job [X]
Severe mental issues [X]
Not able to function among people [X]

>>1970344
>>1970347
>>1970348
>>1970345
common sense hivemind.

I however, have met the classic girl with a savior complex, trying to get me out and get a real life. Propping me up for a date too, I don't know what's up with everyone trying to fix me up with someone.
Anyway, I waved her off. I don't want to be fixed, that's why I lock down. Silly girl.

>>1970360
didn't read the nhk

>>1970360
I don't think you know what hikikomori means.

>Smash
Why anyone falls for this guys trolls is beyond me.

>>1970382
He's a metatroll. His trolling is so persistent and obvious that you can't help but be irritated by it.

The closest thing to a female hikki I've met, well, she was a Japanese, living in America, dropped out of school because she had social problems, and seemed to spend most of her time playing JRPGs. However, it was, one day she had announced that it was her birthday, and while talking about the subject, she said something about getting "birthday sex". And she wasn't in a relationship at the time. So apparently she was a slut.

Didn't keep me from liking her, though. She had so many qualities I liked. She was cute, we had the same hobbies, same fetishes, etc. But at some point I realized that even though she had qualities I liked, she herself just wasn't likable.

Thinking about it all makes me embarrassed, because I often got frustrated and acted mean to her, and I acted way too dependent. Only good part of it all was when I made her drink from a bowl on the floor.

>>1970382

after this board fell for athens eight million times, I've stopped being surprised at how successful shitty trolls are here

Hikki girls do not, i repeat, do NOT exist.

>>1970404
tl;dr

More hiki girls

>>1970422
Yes they do, I am one.

>>1970432
pics?

>>1970432
Hambeasts don't qualify as girls.

>>1970433
>>1970438
Believe what you want, but not every female here is overweight.

>>1970410
I'm getting a little tired of YOU TROLLS saging, and accusing everyone with a name of trolling.

Tell me, how me telling you I knew a girl on the INTERNET who was a hiki is trolling?

Bitch.

>>1970422
And what's this sick video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iat8YxUp4N0

>wasn't in a relationship
>getting sex

yeah, what a mega slut rite bro

>>1970446
You raged on the internet.
You have already lost.

>>1970449

That video proves how disgusting Japanese people are.

>>1970450

Every Anon is overweight and ugly.

If you want to be an individual with unique features, then don't be an Anon.

>>1970450
can't unbelieve without pics

>>1970422
Yes they do. I saw a video where a family and a social worker were trying to "treat" a hikikomori daughter. Females can have social and mental disorders too.

>>1970489
Well fuck I guess I should read the whole thread before responding:
>>1970449

>>1970449
Jesusfuckignchrist!

>>1970479
and you are not a hikki

>>1970485
Not every japanese family is sickfuck like that.

>>1970477
>Every Anon is overweight and ugly.

>If you want to be an individual with unique features, then don't be an Anon.

Well, if this is what you want...

>>1970500
>and you are not a hikki

Very astute; I do attend a well-to-do university and occasionally attend social events.

>>1970501
i hope not
japanese people know absolutely nothing about psychology

>>1970504
You are some sort of social butterfly.

>>1970504
>and occasionally attend social events.
no hikki then

>>1970503

Yup, that works.

>>1970479
Fujoshi

>>1970521
>ZUN !barYV1VtIA
>!barYV1VtIA
>bar
IN THE GAY BAR!

>>1970479
I swear down everyone in /jp/ was in that thread when that pic was posted.

>>1970608
Yeah, that was fucking epic.
Also, for the sake of athens, our greatest troll ever, who may not be present...
>>1970503
How many boyfriends have you had? And how many guys have you had sex with?

>>1970608
What thread was that?

>>1970658
None.

>>1970658

Over 9000

TO ALMOST EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD:

STOP SPELLING HIKI "HIKKI" YOU STUPID FUCKS.

>>1970669
Wanna go out with me?