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Anonymous Sun Aug 12 21:58:53 2018 No.19646701 [Reply] [Original]

>Walk in ancient Japanese forest
>See this
>''ssshhhh it'll be our little secret.''
Would you /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:01:53 2018 No.19646714 whats the secret I'm supposed to be keeping exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:09:48 2018 No.19646757 >>19646714 that you saw a qt japanese goburin

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:16:37 2018 No.19646798 >>19646701 who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:17:18 2018 No.19646801 >>19646701 Can I become an Oni?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:18:48 2018 No.19646808 >>19646714 that she is publicly drunk which is illegal you should report her to the police so that proper justice is enforced

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:19:24 2018 No.19646811 >>19646757 >>19646808 what would I gain or receive from keeping said secrets???

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:30:22 2018 No.19646880 >>19646808 There are no public drunkenness laws in japan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:35:49 2018 No.19646907 File: 344 KB, 1200x1158, 1518259374671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She makes me uncomfortable...

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 22:38:00 2018 No.19646921 I wish more little children came up to me and asked if I wanted to fuck. Usually I am the one that has to perform all the effort. It's even harder now that I am in my mid 30s.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 12 23:41:35 2018 No.19647197 >>19646880 I highly doubt that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 05:05:24 2018 No.19648387 >>19646907 She makes me feel hot and bothered.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 05:43:27 2018 No.19648493 >>19646701 Run

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 10:16:04 2018 No.19649951 >>19646701 My only condition is that I am allowed to touch those horns, whenever and wherever I want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 10:26:03 2018 No.19650029 I don't want to go to jail!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 14:41:55 2018 No.19651771 File: 1.41 MB, 1164x1641, 1531952516354.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19650029

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 18:56:24 2018 No.19653269 File: 1.96 MB, 1200x1158, Suika1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19646907 She makes me happy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 19:55:53 2018 No.19653670 >>19646701 Tell her I'd only keep her secret if she agrees to be my drinking partner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 22:39:09 2018 No.19654718 File: 1.34 MB, 767x1023, 9cb760d310f94f647d8ce149230df02e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19646701 >get shitfaced with Suika >keep it a secret because I wouldn't remember anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 13 22:44:18 2018 No.19654749 File: 96 KB, 170x170, 1385160918495.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to grab Suika by the horns and ride her like a goat through Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 02:29:59 2018 No.19655828 >>19654749 Ha Good luck

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 08:31:07 2018 No.19657479 File: 184 KB, 500x500, eminem reads his daughters fan mail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19653269 >>19654718

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 11:33:14 2018 No.19658705 File: 294 KB, 885x732, 1515835127038.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no new suika Embarassing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 13:29:00 2018 No.19659497 >>19646701 Is she going to give me a rupee?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 13:46:58 2018 No.19659611 >>19646701 Apparently have a conversation with her in English.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 13:58:49 2018 No.19659694 >>19646701 >>19654718 >>19658705 who exactly is being quoted

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 14 14:11:04 2018 No.19659775 >>19659694 The great /jp/sie in the sky.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 01:38:24 2018 No.19663757 File: 275 KB, 500x700, UFUFU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19659775

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 02:33:50 2018 No.19664026 Yukari no trust Yukari no trust

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 10:23:03 2018 No.19666041 File: 473 KB, 290x247, 1413066540394.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19659694 >not talking to yourself so you always have a quote ready

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 10:36:39 2018 No.19666133 >>19666041 who quote

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 11:57:49 2018 No.19666724 >>19647197 well you're wrong

Anonymous Wed Aug 15 14:21:17 2018 No.19667780
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>>19647197
There are actually no laws prohibiting you from getting absolutely shitfaced in Japan. You can go there and just plow your liver as you please.
Of course, people will hate foreigners a little more because of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 14:24:04 2018 No.19667793 File: 110 KB, 800x800, 2hu suika.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19667780 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY_zSOalKe0

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 14:30:34 2018 No.19667813 File: 241 KB, 850x1198, 1530840487413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19667780 Drinking is starting to give me headaches, age is making me boring.

Anonymous Wed Aug 15 14:34:59 2018 No.19667842
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>>19667793
It's funny when a Japanese man does it. Gaijin is not funny though.
>>19667813
You must be either very old, or did not start drinking at a young enough age to build up that resistance.
As someone who started drinking at age 14/15, I am well prepared to live among Oni.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 14:38:38 2018 No.19667854 File: 15 KB, 384x384, DgI7RoBWkAAPyXG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19667842 I'm 23, but I'm pretty skinny. I think it might be the wine itself, and not alcohol (since wine has tyramine that can trigger migraines).

Anonymous Wed Aug 15 14:43:45 2018 No.19667871
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>>19667854
Ah yea that is a good point.
Skinny guys have that problem.
Wine can fuck you up though, that's true. I mainly drink beer, sometimes absinthe, and when I drink wine, it tends to be mead or a fruit mead. That shit kills you the next morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 17:30:45 2018 No.19668904 File: 284 KB, 1018x1440, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19667871 >That shit kills you the next morning. Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 18:54:09 2018 No.19669350 Is it possible to get drunk from Suika's pussy juices?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 18:54:59 2018 No.19669355 File: 1.17 MB, 1001x729, Dc6_SMbUQAArUkm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19669350 I don't know, but I sure am going to try.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 18:57:01 2018 No.19669366 >>19646701 What sectet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 19:00:04 2018 No.19669384 >>19669366 If she told you it wouldn't be a secret.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 15 19:35:42 2018 No.19669567 I will drink Beer today as a ritual offering for Suika!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 08:00:26 2018 No.19673088 File: 792 KB, 765x900, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_maco_macoillust__73eeaea66c9c92b9da7c8dde97d01a72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19668904 Yea man. Mead gives you the hardest hangovers. >>19669567 Good plan. I should join in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 09:16:48 2018 No.19673574 >>19669567 Hey, do you wanna do another ritual offering today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 10:37:56 2018 No.19674104 File: 137 KB, 1200x675, Dh_mRbnVQAArVYK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My Suika figure arrived on the mail just now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 10:39:36 2018 No.19674115 >>19674104 Take a pic

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 10:42:37 2018 No.19674139 File: 88 KB, 960x1280, suikafig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19674115 No bully

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 10:48:55 2018 No.19674187 >>19674139 Cool!

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 19:11:16 2018 No.19677255 File: 79 KB, 425x424, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_munakata_sekimizu_kazuki__sample-f845da17e98c103cd4f303f8478e4ac2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 19:28:55 2018 No.19677305 File: 2.02 MB, 4032x3024, 1515845632356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you hugged your Suika today?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 16 21:23:25 2018 No.19677863 File: 930 KB, 720x1100, 1530672383875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19677305 I wish Suika could hug me!

Anonymous Fri Aug 17 02:59:34 2018 No.19679521
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>>19677863
What if she can, but just chooses not to?

...shit man, I'm sorry... I don't mean to be mean like that. But thoughts like this, they just plague me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 03:17:06 2018 No.19679586 lick her feet

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 03:38:58 2018 No.19679679 Do NOT trust the japanese goblin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 04:26:38 2018 No.19679869 File: 1.34 MB, 1440x1440, 1467884568627.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19679679 But can I thrust into the Japanese goblin?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 12:59:03 2018 No.19683946 File: 396 KB, 839x700, 1515844718671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19679869 Suika is for drinking, not for lewd!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 13:12:46 2018 No.19684057 File: 1.07 MB, 1000x812, 62405891_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19683946 But I get lewd thoughts when I'm drunk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 16:02:39 2018 No.19685332 File: 208 KB, 600x600, 1530834557602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19684057 You should think about the next bottle instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 16:13:03 2018 No.19685411 File: 491 KB, 1000x1416, seriously, that gourd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which artist draws the best Suikas?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 16:20:40 2018 No.19685479 File: 1.22 MB, 1020x750, DYLFBh5VAAE5qFA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19685411 This guy, whoever he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 16:21:28 2018 No.19685482 File: 162 KB, 900x900, 64807467_p6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19685332 Isn't excessive drinking bad for my health?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 16:23:14 2018 No.19685496 File: 1.65 MB, 1080x1511, 1530278675926.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19685482 Well, yes, but what else would you sacrifice in Suika's glory if not your liver?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 16:57:57 2018 No.19685793 >>19685496 Semen. In fact, I sacrifice a lot of that in her glory on a daily basis.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 17:00:56 2018 No.19685820 File: 818 KB, 983x991, Dgog1bzVMAA3sas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19685793 That works, as long as you don't mix wine and semen. That was a terrible idea, even for drunk me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 18:13:37 2018 No.19686281 >>19685820 Anon, why did you think mixing wine and semen was a good idea? I think that even when drunk you should realize that it's a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 17 18:50:29 2018 No.19686485 File: 128 KB, 849x1200, DiL-y-AVMAEaKK_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19686281 Well, it turns out I have a fetish for eating (my own) cum.

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