/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Long snek is long.

>>19622481
Nee-sans the best!

>>19622491
I bet she hid my lucky controller in there again. Damn Nee-san! Why's she always doin that?

>>19622486
Longer than 7m?

Which is worse(better) to be thrown into? A spike pit or a doggy pile?

Pit you can climb out of, but a pile is inescapable.

>>19622520
God, I want to fill them up with litter after litter and turn them into sexy milfs.

>>19622520
Piles work by psychologically compelling you to stay.

>>19622520
How can you tell the difference between a fox and a dog with perky ears, besides their tails?

Maids are olev.

>>19622525
Ask them whossa good girl den.

>>19622520
i would impregnate left

>>19622533
Is she preparing to dab?

>>19622533
What a very cute meido, very VERY cute.

>>19622533
She looks like she just finished preparing your bath and is showing you the way

>>19622533
I would love nothing more than a gif of a cute chibi-style Shoggy like that dancing, something that would show up as a ‘Now Loading’ screen or something.

>>19622525
One of them only tells the truth and one of them only lies. Should be simple enough to reason it out from there.

>>19622544
she blew a kiss or is waving at her hubby

>>19622553

Would your waifu cosplay as a magical girl?

Got a new Kobold waifu commission here.

I really, REALLY like this one.

>>19622610
Nice waifu, anon.

As long as you're not kobold daughteru dicker.

>>19622610
Oh wow. Good shit KDF.

>>19622612
That's definitely him.

>>19622610
Dem hips.

>>19622610
It’s pretty high-tier my dude

>>19622610
How much did that cost?

>>19622610
Fuck me, I want a wife who looks at me like that.

>>19622600
My waifu wears a robe and wizard hat. Does that count?

Hey thanks anons.

>>19622640
$80, but it's from a restricted patreon slot.

>>19622647
This one's got me a tiny bit emotional if I'm being honest.

>>19622610
Try having an actual Kobold drawn for once.

>>19622664
Look at the big mean guy, isn't he cool?

Ay dios mio! It's the Chupacabra!

>>19622664
You what?

>>19622676
Too many goats sucked.

>>19622676
Those titties are what are gonna get sucked if I have anything to say about it.

>>19622610
>>19622658
Does this mean you're feeling better about waifus now?

>>19622738
The state of this place isn't any better, but for the most part yes.

>>19622749
Could you maybe feel worse and fuck off?

>>19622749
Not him, but I’m happy for you my dude. Stay strong!

>>19622760
How rude.

>>19622610
This might be your best one yet.

>>19622767
Hey thanks anon.

>>19622768
I won't apologize either!

>>19622786
I want to make them both into mothers.

>>19622481
Futa leech!

>>19622806
Old news dude

>>19622806
Not going to lie, if my only options were this crippling loneliness or futa leech...I'd take the leech.

>Of course, Sabbath is also devoted to our other long cherished ambition: advocating the wonderfulness of juveniles. Using the height of our organization's power and a multitude of witches as weapons, local branches have been established in human nations throughout the world, and aggressive solicitation is being conducted. The figures of Sabbath's witches are seen in most large cities, and they can invite those who wish it into Sabbath's world of magic and pleasure at any time!
>aggressive solicitation is being conducted

>>19622827
>Using the height of our organization's power
But they're all so short!

>>19622816
Well, would you suck her dick?

>>19622820
my aprehension of futa is that i'm not into penis but leaving one of your wife's genitals hanging sounds like a shitty way to treat a lover

>>19622610
Nice.

>>19622827
I mean, all you really need is two familiars holding signs out front.

>>19622803
i want senko to pamper me to happiness

>>19622834
That just means greater density of magic.

>>19622891
I thought it meant bullying.

Is it considered furry if she's covered in fur, but has no snout?

Fuck it
Get drunk in the morning

>>19622914
Yes, fuck off.

>>19622959
It's technically morning I suppose.

>>19622888
They're gonna do a whole lot more than just hold signs
I bet they even have Familiars who are trained to advertise the Sabbath with as much intensity as those guys in infomercials

would you take a loli zombie?

>>19622891
Bapho-chan is scary. Good luck to whoever marries, I bet she has a weird name too.

>>19623041
Loli Zombie implies loli Wight, you'd have to be out of your mind to refuse.

>>19623054
>I bet she has a weird name too.
Look, it was perfectly normal 5000 years ago.

>>19622593
>TFW no shog to have for dinner in the bath while the bath fucks you
Wait. Is shog slime edible? Is any MGE slime edible?

>>19623063
Read a book nigga

>>19623060
>5000 years old
>Speaks funny
>Has a weird name
>Still a virgin
>Is obsessed with puppies
Bapho-chan might be a powerful genius but she's also a loser
I'll take the Druella Baphomet over her without a second thought

>>19623041
Loli zombie implies a child died for that.

>>19623063
the only slime with a profile that states anything about their husband eating it is bubble slime
>>19623081
yeah thats why its kind of sad to think about

>>19623087
There is an entire section of world guide 2 dedicated to slime jellies.

>>19623092
i have not looked at the books

>>19623076
That's fine, there's other anons who'd jump at the chance for her anyway.

>>19623120
forgot to add that sadly it looks like shog slime isn't discussed

>>19623129
Shoggoth is not slime, it's nanomachines.

>>19623129
This was published before the Shoggoth or any chaos breed came out.

>>19623081
That means you can give her the love and affection she deserves. I want to romance and spoil a loli zombie wife.

>>19623081
>>19623087
A loli Zombie didn't get to enjoy her life and childhood. At least help her enjoy her undeath.

>>19623158
Exactly, imagine how happy she'd be. I can't think of a smile that is more deserving of protection.

>>19623165
i will do my best to wight her so she can tell me if i did a good job on that

>>19622914
Big Chuff, doesn't matter.

>>19623119
Good luck grinding to the absurd level needed to be stronger than her and become her onii-chan.
It's probably the same ordeal with all the individual Baphomets from the book except maybe the sleepy fluffy Baphomet, I can't fathom her wanting to battle.

>>19623246
>I can't fathom her wanting to battle
You probably have to beat her exam score or something

>>19623246
Remember, KC said that (IF they sense you're sincere about it) they'll give you alternative methods of proving yourself.
Which may end up causing you to improve yourself along the way anyway, but hey.

Also, if that sleepy fluffy Baphomet turns out to be "Shirokuto," I'd be more afraid of her than any of the others.

>>19623092
Definitely gonna have to crack open those books one day. Not this one, though.

>>19623261
she got cumflated just right and i wish there was more of her

>>19623278
Truly too good for this world.

>>19623254
If you get a particularly low score I hope she pubishes you by sending you to a particularly dumb and fluffy Familiar.

>>19623366
>pubishes
>TFW no dumb, soft, big titty familiar bar friend

>>19623375
This is what happens when you use irish cream in a summoning in lieu of a proper magical solvent.

>>19623389
>Redheaded, big booty, Irish accented Familiar with fat freckled tits.
Sounds nice honestly.

>>19623420
i want a redhead MG so bad

>>19623420
She won't really be able to levitate as well as her sisters though.
Which means you'll probably be carrying her tipsy self around quite a bit.

>>19623261
> if that sleepy fluffy Baphomet turns out to be "Shirokuto,
I think it's obvious
> I'd be more afraid of her than any of the others.
Why?

Hey kid, wanna be immortal?

>>19623518
>one of the archmages who represents the baphomet race
>her flame magic, rather than flames, it's horrifying hellfire that looks like a gigantic monster clad in flames
She does not fuck around.

>>19623261
literally what my bapho would look like
and just as sassy

>>19623532
That sounds terrible, pass.

>>19623549
>he doesn't want to fight the Kurgan
Pansy.

>>19623532
yes i would love that and to enjoy that with phoenix waifu

>>19623538
>Quiet reserved Baphomet who loves to read books
>She preaches the wonderfulness of fluff
>Is actually edgy as hell and made her spells look straight out a chuuni's mind

>>19623630
Just don't interrupt Quiet Time and everything will be fine.

>>19623651
What does she even read? Druella fanfiction that her sister wrote?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiDDVo7sf-4

Geez, dude!

>>19623892
She is grabbing the most delicious thing among what is presented to her.
Can't blame her.

>>19623892
Yukari is about to get Chen'd.

>You're 6 levels below this zone and you're just running around doing quests here?
>You got guts buddy, the boss is gonna like you.

>>19623991
>Cheese a victory over a higher level P'Orc thanks to consumable items
>An even more powerful High Orc shows up and makes you take responsibility

>>19624011
I can only hope a nameless, high level Lizard Swordsman can save me in time.

>>19624022
A proud lizard saving a weak slutty boy? Don't count on that.

>>19624011
I want to be a claimed prize by a h'orc

>>19624075
Maybe she'll invite me to her guild!

>>19624011
I always felt that P'Orcs are a "as many as you can carry" monster girl. Would they be impressed if you manage to carry six P'Orcs with the High Orc at the top?

>>19624090
Do you really want to be surrounded by a bunch of sweaty lizards who spend all day practicing and questing?

>>19624094
Getting a P'Orc harem is as simple as defeating one in a manner that's flashy enough to impress all the others.
The High Orc won't be so easily impressed though.

>>19623041
>>19623081
That's an upside to a loli Wight or Lich, it's more likely they were born that way from an undead of the same type.

>>19624121
Loli Wights would bully you for being a lolicon.

>>19624114
You don't think as each P'orc charges you, you just throw them over your shoulder yelling "I'll take you! And you! And you!" while they all struggle to escape from your mighty hold?

>>19624114
>Do you really want to be surrounded by a bunch of sweaty lizards who spend all day practicing and questing?

Yes! I hope I can keep up!

>>19624140
This is my dream, a Wight with the personality of a nacho.

>>19624157
Anyone want to greentext that?

>>19624189
>Anon trained to be the greatest Human Swordsman by a guild of buff Lizard/Salamander Warriors.
>Teach him in every weapon, every stance, every style. As long as he doesn't give up in his intense training regimen.

He might stumble at first, but the power of the Human Spirit gives him limitless potential!

>>19624011
Little did she know anon was in new game+

>>19624247
>'Alright, enough talk, time to get pulverized! Oink!'
>P'Orc swings down her hammer.
>Anon sidesteps it and teleports behind her.
>'B-Buii?'

>>19624121
I thought undead children grew up normally
You'd end up with weird cases such as a 4 feet tall loli Wight mom with 7 feet tall daughters but that only makes them better

>>19624187
You want to be a loli Wight's servant/gigolo?

>>19624288
>"Nothing personnel, pig"
>Anon stuffs his level 99 cock inside that tight orc pussy

>>19623991
That's right, take me to your boss Sowwer! (Get it, it's Hogger but female)

>No giraffe MG

>>19624422
Do not underestimate the destructive power of a giraffe.

>>19624422
>No Phoenix MG
Can't believe it's not a thing

>ywn be "attacked" by a swarm of fairies

>>19624468
You could knock out a fairy if you swung your dick around violently

>>19624468
You'll be shaking Fairies out of your underwear later.

I want to be the star pupil of a martial arts master only to fall to my own dark desires and wander the land, breaking dojos and fucking their students into submission!
I want my childhood friend Wyvern to pursue me relentlessly to bring judgement upon me and save me from myself before I impregnate some Hinezumi!

>>19624468
>OH GOD NOT THE FAAAIIIRRRIIEEESSSS
>THEY'RE IN MY CLOTHES! NOOOOOOOO

>>19624468
I want to use a fairy as a living onahole all night

I want a prim and proper vampire that gets off on having a bigger bust than all the girls around her.

I wish there were more pictures of monster girls in wedding dresses or wedding dress style lingerie

>>19624557
A pregnant belly would be a bonus.

>>19624575
This is true.

>>19624589
>Refuse to have official wedding until wife is visibly pregnant.
>Twenty years later it finally happens.

>>19624605
Yep.
A consummation of our love following the proof of it.

>>19624605
>Not impreganting your monster girlfriend during the first year of relationship

>>19624140
>haughty tsundere loli Wight
>she still wants to go on dates in public places, wears cute/sexy clothes for you, and is prone to getting soft and dere easily when doing something romantic or sexual
And a loli Lich would probably tell you something like "You really like young girls a lot, don't you? ...That's very convenient for me."

>>19624301
They do, a normally born undead loli would be the age she looks.

>>19624304
Her butler who acts as a chair when needed, stand outside the bath while blindfolded in case she needs anything and deal with her tsundere mood swings.

>>19624575
>ywn watch your pregnant soon-to-be wife walk down the aisle in her gorgeous wedding dress
>ywn see her get misty eyed with tears of joy as she is about to officially marry the man she loves while carrying his daughter
Why does life suck?

>>19624619
It's canon that besides some of the pest breeds like the Vamp Mosquito that most MGE girls take decades if not centuries to get pregnant if they ever do.

>>19624635
Because Adam couldn't accept Lilith being on top.

>>19624641
never understood the ancient worlds aversion to that, seems like a big plus to me if a girl wants to be on top.

>>19624640
And even vamp mosquitos are only fertile compared to other monsters. Still, a century's long wait would be considered unlucky, and of course if you're lucky you could get a pregnancy much sooner.

>>19624641
What? I don't keep up with the Jesus fandom.

>>19624640
>>19624659
Practice makes perfect.

>>19624655
They were gay

>>19624667
God creates Adam. Then he creates Lilith. Lilith wants to be on top. Adam wants to be on top and won't let Lilith be on top. Lilith leaves the Garden of Eden and becomes the mother of demons.
God creates second woman. Second woman is gross so God puts Adam to sleep and creates Eve out of his rib. Eve is submissive so Adam likes her.
There's also implied bestiality in Genesis 2 but we'll leave that be for now, the point is if Adam had just let Lilith be on top during sex Eve never would've existed and she never would've eaten that fucking apple and we'd all be happy.

>>19624667
The first woman of Adam was Lilith but she wanted to be Adam's equal, so she was banished by God and became the mother of demons, then God created Eve. Or something like that.

>Whereas Eve was created from Adam’s rib (Genesis 2:22), some accounts hold that Lilith was the woman implied in Genesis 1:27 and was made from the same soil as Adam. Insolently refusing to be subservient to her husband, Lilith left Adam and the perfection of the Garden of Eden;

>>19624655
irc in the creation myth before god made Lilith , Adam was doing it with animals.

>>19624640
No, that only happens if you're unlucky. If you fuck her properly for some months and your luck is high you could do much sooner, especially depending on the species.

>>19624669
Are we going to sword fight or not? Silly bug.

>>19624697
>implying Lilith the thot wouldn't have eaten the apple anyway

>>19624713
Lilith is best girl, you shut your mouth.

Sabbath book photos when.

>>19624710
But her sword's all... Well it's been somewhere...

>>19624701
>>19624697
I see. So if the daughters of the demon lord are lilim, that means that their mother is Lilith. Doesn’t that mean that the whole story of MGE is Lilith trying to get her husband back after getting rejected by him for a weaker woman?

>>19624669
Honestly if Vampire Mosquitoes were like the Mosquito woman from OPM I'd hit it hard.
>>19624740
Deepest lore?

>>19624740
Nah, fantasy succubi just tend to get given names from mythology.

>>19624740
It's a theory that the DL is called Lilith, yes.

What do you say to your "Friend" in this case?

Also Troll Girls are hot. Especially if they're Big Girls like the Crabman draws em.

>Gonna be a groomsman/best man twice this year
I be weddings would be a fantastic place for monster girls to pick up a single guy

I love dark valkyries.

>>19624762
I'd probably push him down. I mean what else would I bring someone to a bridge for?

>>19624768
Maso bitch that needs to be punished

>>19624767
You know the reason why the grooms men and bridesmaids stand in line at the reception? That way, when the bride and groom get married, everyone can just take a step over and the next couple can get married.

No man can beat the SUCC.

Not the SUCC.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70127972

>>19624762
>Amazon Trolls
Yes please!

>>19624762
This changes the old if your friends jump off a bridge saying entirely

>>19624557
What is this instinct; this primal desire to praise the Pharaoh?

>>19624842
As a plebeian you know your place is beneath her feet. You look upon the Living Embodiment of the Sun, it's only natural to praise it.

>>19624805
With those horns I'd say an Ogre or Oni/Troll

>>19624762
Anyone got source on this because this may mean the artist got more troll/ogre/oni art on their page.

Google Image Search as usual was worthless for tumblr lookups

>>19624768
I understand that, but you don't need to repost that image every thread.

>>19624794
Pathetic.
>>/jp/image/vHEXI0Vk7hxxkt1GLaoMtQ

>>19624845
That makes a lot of sense. Worship her!
I wouldn't even know how to handle a meeting with her. Especially if she wore such a seductive wedding dress like above.

>>19624863
Pharaoh has KCs best drawn feet.

>>19624863
Sorry, but my loyalty is solely to Poseidon.

>>19624863
Just act normal. The high and mighty girls love that.
>"Hi, I'm Anon."
>Kuh, he didn't even grovel at my feet when introducing himself. Does he not know who he is speaking to? Such insolence, such disrespect!...I want him!~

>>19624804
Went from very little ogre out there to having a lot of porn, nice.

>>19624863
A Pharaoh is perfect for ignoring as you walk past her to get to the cute Anubis

>>19624875
Beach the mermaids. Sand war now.
>>19624880
As if I could keep my composure long enough to act cool in front of a babe like the Pharaoh. I'll try though, and hopefully wont end up in the Khepri pit.

Every monstergirl is better with a bitchin' hat.

>>19624880
>not wanting to worship a high and might girl
Fuck off

>>19624901
Can I enlist twice?

>>19624901
Are glasses a part of the blue oni?

>>19624931
Nope, I'd rather break high and mighty girls. That's why I rape high elves.

>>19624929
Someday I'll have the drive to comm my wqifu, and she'll have the most bitchin' hat.

>>19624946
Extremely good tastes my brother.

Love the shub.

>>19624946
Bad anon

>>19624863
Not matter what, it'll end well for you.

Any mon stuff in comiket?

>>19619892
It gets bigger when I pull on it.

>>19624855
It's by theartistknownasbb

>>19622610
Impressive, I actually like this one.

>>19625019
The Loli Sabbath book will be there, I believe. I'm hoping to pick it up.

>>19625042
You're in the area?how common are foreigners there?

>>19624970
Bad elf. That's why she gets a spanking for being so haughty and talking down to people she doesn't know. People who might shove their cock all the way up her tight hole and flood her womb with semen.

>>19625050
There's a bunch of them. Some even brought kids, for reasons I can't understand. They're gonna develop some weird fetishes in the future

>>19625034
Nice

>>19625073
>Some even brought kids

>>19624946
Why does everything have to be the opposite
What's so wrong with wanting a high and mighty girl to stay high and mighty and dominant?

>>19624762
Crabs big girls are shit-tier.

Don't reply.

>>19625154
What was wrong with it?
Is it wrong to not want everything to be a gap?
Someone people like what they see and don't want to change everything to the opposite
High and mighty is best when she stays high and mighty and not some retarded reversal

>>19625138
It's not even about changing who she is. For me it's about her being high and mighty but then make her admit she enjoys being dominated only to be embarrassed about it while she's in her high and mighty mode. That would be so goddamn glorious.

>>19625019
A number of things. The Rata doujin, ogre book in the pixiv link further up in the thread and the Sabbath stuff.
There's also a decent amount of doraf countent if you're into them and probably some smaller name monster girl artists that you'd have to check the previews for.
>>19625050
At least 4 artists I follow on twitter/tumblr have went, it seems fairly common.

>>19625154
Not him but if now you're going to treat any discussing related to femdom as bait you may have a problem.

>>19625165
It's obnoxious as hell how every single time it ends the same way
"high and mighty gets turned submissive" is the most cliche shit

>>19624968
She should stop smoking.

>>19625172
Except it's obviously you know who, just drop the conversation here now, please.

>>19624946
My nigga.

>>19625175
Eh, for me is not a problem if anon wants especifically one girl that is like that, the problem is, yes, when suddenly all are like that.

>>19624674
Head canon now is that it was originally Adam and Steve, but Steve turned into an alp and changed their name to Eve.

>>19625182
I am >>19625138
I am not >>19625172
Stop being so fucking paranoid

>>19625188
It bothers me because it happens every single time someone wants to worship a high and mighty girl
Some fuck has to chime in with "ACKUTALLY SHE'S A SECRET SUBMISSIVE"

>>19625197
Well yes, it's annoying, but what can you do. It's the nip mindset.

>>19625191
Not him, but then you're an idiot or a samefag.

>>19625202
I'm talking about in the thread especially

>>19625206
Not a samefag

Okay, everyone who isn't a shitposter let's change the subject, that way we can reliably weed them out.

>>19625243
>Talking about femdom at all is shitposting
What did he mean by this

>>19625197
To be fair, people that are like that most often are actually just try to hide their insecurities behind a strong persona. If someone enjoys being submissive but that is deemed "weak" then they will probably try to "steel up" to hide that fact.

>>19625252
It's funny how people never apply that logic to male characters but whenever a strong female character exists then they apply it
real make think
>often
Often does not mean always
and again this is a fictional setting
What is wrong with wanting a high and mighty woman to stay dominant

>>19625265
Anon, everyone knows exactly what your issues with this place by now. What do you honestly hope to achieve by completely ruining all other discussions whenever someone gets you started? What is your end goal in all of this?

>>19625243
How about girls in uniform? They're always nice.

>>19625283
That doesn't look like any sort of uniform to me anon, certainly not one for a Kiki maid!

>>19625280
I'm right though
It's obnoxious as hell to go to a post saying to worship a high and mighty pharaoh and say
>Just act normal. The high and mighty girls love that.
Implying that it's better than your taste

>>19625283
>nopan cheongsam Kiki
I'm going to need a cold shower. Sultry seductresses and genki go-getters get me a little bit excited.

I want a bunch of mouse girlfriends to impregnate and go on dates with!

>>19625293
Right or not, what are you trying to achieve? You didn't answer any of my post.

>>19625302
>what are you trying to achieve
Calling them out for being autistic

>>19625265
Just pointing out the fact that it is actually plausible, and it also applies to males too. Nobody can be that strong all the time. Even the strongest leaders have their moments of weakness just as often as the weak has moments of assertiveness. Even Pharaohs must feel lonely sometimes when they know they can't share their weakness with someone else because everyone is like you and only care for their strong appearance.

>>19625300
Why is her tail all fat and stubby?

>>19625306
That's it? Not to actually discuss the things you like?

>>19625283
>Uniform
>Not wearing an appron
Kiki boss will not be pleased for this insubordination.

>>19625307
>>19625319
Stop replying to him you idiots.

>>19625324
Kikiboss is a tad busy at the moment. Perhaps you could leave a message.

>>19625300
This guys Nazrin is so fucking good.

>>19625291
I just scrolled half way down my kiki folder and clicked something at random, I'm just glad it wasn't one of the porn ones.
>>19625297
I wish there was more like it but it's rare to see monster girls in nopan cheongsam. I could die a happy man seeing a wight like that.

>>19625308
It matches the rest of her.

>>19625335
>Alpha maid can't be bothered to keep the pack in line
The maid business sure is becoming decadent these days...

>>19625307
>and it also applies to males too.
and yet none of the people apply it to them
Hmmmm
> Even Pharaohs must feel lonely sometimes when they know they can't share their weakness with someone else
Sharing weakness does not mean they need to be submissive
Again,not everyone who is strong is a submissive
>>19625319
>Not to actually discuss the things you like
The post discussing that got derailed by someone

>>19625336
I'm ambivalent about him
I like nazrin but I dont like the size queen aspects of his comics.

>>19625308
It looks to me like rather than a tail they wanted to make it look like she has anal beads coming out of her.

>>19625338
>not carefully choosing your image for maximum creativity fuelling
You can do better Anon, art fairy believes in you!

>>19625348
It can't be helped since we started giving them maternity and attempted maternity leave.

>>19625350
>The post discussing that got derailed by someone
Can't you just ignore them like a normal guy? You know they're trying to bait you, right?

>>19625367
>trying to bait you,
It wasn't bait,the person was clearly being legitimate

>>19625367
>Can't you just ignore them like a normal guy?
I wish I could.

>>19625350
So ignore them, a few posts opposing another need not equal a derail.

>>19625382
It is a derail though
It was implying that wanting to worship was "wrong" while they were "right"
it was autistic so it needs to be called autistic derailing

>>19625372
You don't know that for sure, unless it was you samefagging of course.

>>19625365
>A maid heroine will never rise among the ranks and usher the world into a new age of maid enlightenment
I believe in Kiki! She will reminds us why we love maids so much!

>>19625391
If it was a derail as you claim it was, then you gave the derailer exactly what they wanted by getting back into this exact same argument again, can't you see that?

>>19625399
She'll rise from the cleaning alright. In another decade or two. But for now, she's having fun with her Papa and learning how to be a good meido from her Mama!

Is he ban evading now, it's possible he got banned last thread with that many deleted posts.

>>19625392
It's very clear it's legitimate because of how it was written and how it was continued
>>19625403
Still doesn't change the fact that the post was retarded

>>19625391
You really should try to not read such negative intentions into things. It's far more likely they just saw their take on the scenario to be cute or sweet.

When people here think an idea is wrong they tend to just say it, not imply it.

>>19625410
When she grows up she will be called Great headmaid Kiki the Roombaslayer. Do not be fooled, she's out for dust.

>>19625451
>It's far more likely they just saw their take on the scenario to be cute or sweet.
No they saw it as better
>make her admit she enjoys being dominated
Implies all high and mighty are subs

>>19625365
>You can do better Anon, art fairy believes in you!
I'll try art fairy, I'll try.

>>19625410
I want to teach her how to ride my dick!

>>19625467
If you want to be that negative and see such posts as attacks that much then frankly I can't help you. No more replies from me.

>>19625411
Checking the archive, he most likely is.

Flat-earthers are legit too but arguing with them is an exercise in futility.

Would you let your waifu shave your crotch anon?

>>19625500
it is very obviously an attack though \
>The high and mighty girls love that.
This statement shows that he believes his idea of high and mighty girls is the only valid one

>>19625513
But I do that myself

>>19625336
Agreed anon. If i could have a harem of mice with those proportions I'd be in my own personal heaven.

>>19625513
Most definitely yes anon, I already do it my self but having my waifu do it for me would be really hot.

>>19625523
The MGE makes that a possibility.

>>19625513
Only if I get to brush her teeth

>>19625542
These mice have very weird toes.

>>19625542
I really enjoy these mices' outfits. Skimpy and cute! Would go out in public with them and grope all their thighs and stomachs and chests.

>His waifu isn't a literal deity

>>19625513
No, that's weird. I'd let her brush my hair if she wants though.

>>19625453
Will the Polisher be able to face her greatest challenge to date?
>Matushka Tigr.
>Same kind of warm, soft, loving lady that's been sweeping down out of those forests and mountains for centuries.
>Jinko, Kikimora, Shoggoth: Tigr called a pack of them together and took them off to clean.
>Laundry held no terror for a woman like her. Neither did cooking. Neither did babysitting.
>How would you make her surprised?
>How would you even speak to her?
>You'd start by showing her you speak the language.

>>19625492
You'll have to pass the Master trial in the dark forests of the deep heartlands of Poland. In there, feral Kikimorae teach their children and prospective Masters the Morris Dance of Housekeeping. Bells jingle as they dust the caves, polish the riverstones, tend the sacred copses, fend off the Dire Roomba Golems of ancient civilizations, and brew a mean cup of tea from tree bark and strange herbs.

>>19625482
Art Fairy will always be there for you!

>>19625549
I blame KC's early art style, though it was still an odd design regardless.

>>19625559
Would Mice name their street thug gangs after types of cheese?

>>19625580
While the idea is cute, i'd rather any gangs of mice I encounter be a bit more thug-like and threatening than the standard mge mice.

But also, I would love to unite all the gangs in my city under my name! And my dick!

>>19625573
>Matushka Tigr
Is this a copypasta? I remember reading this exact same greentext before.

>>19625599
Anon that could be hundreds or even thousands of mice to unite!

>>19625608
Anon, i'm a slut for harems. And i'm a hyper slut for hyper harems. Going home to a mansion bought by their collective funds and seeing my legion of wives turn into mere female rodents on their hands and knees crawling over each other to mate with me and rub their bodies against mine is something that would bring me nothing but pleasure. Not that i'd ever have time to leave my home if I wanted to make sure I pleased all of them!

>>19625606
Nah, I'm just reposting it for the heck of it and also because I figured out a Kiki-related Punisher pun.

>>19625629
I feel bad for the girls who'd get neglected.

>>19625635
Cute birdsong is a good way to wake up.

>>19625642
Please don't start this

>>19625657
Maybe anon has a hidden mouse-fucking superpower.

>>19625635
What songs would a loli Kiki sing?

Unpopular opinion : harems are shit

>>19625247
Wandering into a group of people talking about X and screaming "NO YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT Y" won't endear you to everyone else and won't make then change the subject.

>>19625650
Even if her wolf side causes her to change to a cute howl at the end of the song?

>>19625668
The little Kiki maid that goes sweep sweep!

>>19625680
Yep, even then.

>>19625300
>newborn

>>19625673
>Wandering into a group of people talking about X and screaming "NO YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT Y
The opposite happened though
The talk was about worshiping a pharaoh but he screamed "NO YOU SHOULD DOMINATE HER"

>>19625642
>>19625662

I imagine mice are nothing like succubi and other 'stronger' or sexually adept girls that can go toe-to-toe with their husband in bed. I always believed they were the kind girls that'd cum just from insertion and by the time their husband would finish inside of them they'd already be an unconscious ahegao-ing mess. That way It'd be easy to just go from girl to girl to girl and satisfy all of them in a night.

Plus, there is an appeal to looking over all of your wives that you just fucked silly and knowing that you could satisfy that many of them.

>>19625668
>Dancing bears, painted wings.
>Things I'll always remember.
>And a song someone sings:
>Once upon a December.
Possibly Katusha.

>>19625712
>>Once upon a December.
But it's August!

>>19625701
>you're only allowed to reply to someone if you share their opinion
I don't know what autistic shithole you crawled out of, but you have to go back.

>>19625731
Stop replying to him you fucking retard.

>>19625731
But you literally just said
>Wandering into a group of people talking about X and screaming "NO YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT Y
as a bad thing
Also you don't have to share the opinion,but don't be surprised when someone calls you out for being a retard

>>19625563

>Somehow gain the direct attention of an actual Goddess
>Specifically, she claims to be the Elven Goddess of Whimsy, Poetry, Love Which Transcends Boundaries, and the Moon
>Only really popular with specific Elven communities due to her capricious, often mischievous nature. Was once imprisoned within an eclipse by her pantheon's chief deity for 'lightening up' a particularly uptight deity's birthday party

>She makes you her herald and emissary. It's an unpredictable job. When not with the Goddess or trying to organize the chaotic influx of her faithful's prayers you're frequently sent to deliver messages unfit for delivery by her actual avatar

>Sometimes getting everything done means ignoring her. Sometimes she's okay with that, other times she seems just like a child hungry for attention.

>"Hmph...you have some gall to deny the attention-seeking of your Goddess."
>"I know, my Lady."
>"Oh oh oh! Did I ever tell you about how I once took Kiyuigh Oirel's favorite constellation and-"
>"Moved it somewhere else? Yes, my Lady."
>She pouts. "...You know...if I were so inclined, I could place the world itself between my hands."
>"I am certain you could, my Lady."
>"Ah! Then I shall do so!"
>She slides in between your chair and the table. Before you can object she's placed both of her hands on either side of your face, gentle squeezing so that your cheeks squish together and muddle your voice.
>Any objection you may have had is overwritten by embarrassment. Your cheeks turn red and you attempt to look away. She doesn't let you.
>Nose-to-nose. You can feel the warmth of her breath easing from her lips. She does nothing but smile and look at you for several moments with the most gentle, loving expression you could imagine. "The whooooole world...in between my hands...afraid to let it go lest it escape and not return to me..."
>For a moment you could feel a kiss coming towards you only to have it snatched away as she blows you a raspberry and prances off to do as she likes.

>>19625755
What a lucky lad

>>19625746
Maybe you shouldn't act like a fucking seven-year-old whenever someone voices a different opinion than you.

>>19625755
Muh heart.

>>19625728
It'll always be December in the pure white winter wonderland of a Kikimora's inner soul. Their incessant need to clean is driven by their need to see the world as pure as the snow in their mind's eye; their love for mastah spurred on by the memory of a broad back and a faint "Ho. Ho. Ho." carrying them back to their mothers. For it is said that Kikimorae were the Firstborn of Santa, and his gift to the good men of the world.

>>19625755
Or maybe these are just the fanciful tales of the Moon Goddess, spread by maddened bards.

>>19625780
Good job not addressing the point

>>19625789
Whenever you say "I like X" and someone else says "I like Y", you take it as a personal attack for some reason.

>>19625780
>>19625795
Stop replying to him, fucko.

>>19625795
That was one though
He was implying that it's wrong to want to worship a pharaoh

>>19625804
So you can't handle people having different tastes than you. Good to know.

>>19625755
Can't she see I'm busy with my Assyrian Pottery Painting board?

>>19625811
Stop being obtuse
The only one getting mad at people having different taste is him
his post is basically saying "REEEEEE you shouldn't want to worship pharaohs,only cliche shit where the high and mighty person is actually submissive is allowed"

>>19625811
Don't you fucking reply to him again.

>>19625755
>Prankster and tease goddess
>You will never risk it all to revenge prank her with something big
This world is way too cruel.

>>19625832
Show me the EXACT part where he said that.

>>19625787
I want to stay up on Christmas Eve and see if I can catch a Santa-Kiki sneaking down my chimney

>>19625871
>Just act normal. The high and mighty girls love that.

>>19625755

>Her physical form/avatar is just a nine-foot-tall beautiful Elven maiden so she can maximum gentlefemdom you

>>19625873
You'll be up until Boxing Day unless you keep a clean chimney!

>>19625871
I don’t know if you missed out on the last couple threads but he’s gonna cherry pick and argue everything like he always does. I know it’s tempting to reply to his dumbass but he won’t let you win, he’s too dense.

>>19625884
Anon at this point you're basically holding up a chicken, screaming "THIS IS AN OSTRICH" and snapping at anyone who tries to tell you that it's obviously a chicken.

>>19625873
But anon, everyone knows that Santa-Kiki is not real. She's just a story to teach Kiki children the importance of chimney cleaning.

Stop
Fucking
Replying

It's a mentally ill retard from cripplechan who's been alternating between shitposting here for hours on end and being banned, and now he's just ban evading after yesterday. You won't make him less retarded by replying, the only way he'll stop is if the mods banhammer him properly this time. Just report and ignore.

>>19625886
Please a dirty chimney is much too tempting for a Kiki, she can’t resist sweeping her way down that Chimney and from there she might as well sweep your whole house and make you breakfast in the morning

>>19625905
I'm not trying to change his mind, I'm just making sure innocent bystanders don't get fooled.

>>19623261
didn't she look look like because the dude botched the summoning ritual?
A bombshell demon would be livid if she got summoned and looked like a loli.

>>19625907
Y-you shut the hell up!

>>19625909
>now he's just ban evading after yesterday.
If he had been banned then the mods would've deleted his posts.

>>19625906
What?
how is that quote clearly not saying "If you wanna worship a pharaoh that's wrong"
>>19625909
I'm not ban evading

>>19625944
>how is that quote clearly not saying "If you wanna worship a pharaoh that's wrong"
Because you're obviously either too young or too dense to wrap your head around the fact that not everyone on Earth shares your opinions.

>No trashy rabbit girl who blackmails you into becoming her boyfriend

>>19625992
What would she blackmail me with? I'm very discreet in my "endeavors".

>>19625992
Shouldn't have sent those dick pictures to the "wrong number" then

>>19625958
Stop missing my point
The issue isn't that he has a different opinion
The issue is that he worded it as if it's wrong to want to worship a pharaoh

>>19626029
Alright then, it's put-up-or-shut-up time.

Show us the correct way for a maledom lover to voice their opinion so that they don't bruise your fragile ego.

>>19626039
This shouldn't be hard
It's easy to like it without being a dumbass who says "No you shouldn't want to worship her,i'd be objectively better if she was the sub"

>>19626060
So you have no argument except your own delusions. Case closed.

>>19626070
What?
I literally just told you
You know i'm right so you misunderstand me on purpose

Can i become a bully without getting raped? I really want to bully a group of Wurm nerds that play dungeon and dragons all the time.

>>19626039
>I like X
>REEEEEEEEEE
>[Silence]

>>19626085
It's better to be bullied by a bunch of Wurm nerds

What did KC mean by “varies wildly” on lamia’s profile?

>>19626080
Anon, you still haven't showed exactly WHERE he said liking dominant girls is wrong.

>>19626029
I can’t believe I’m biting but here’s your one >you. Just because he stated he likes to act natural around powerful and dominant girls does not mean it’s bad for you to want to completely and utterly worship her. He can still worship her by pampering her feet without having to do the whole “yes my liege” shtick if that’s how he prefers and you can still get on her hands and knees and do whatever it is you prefer. Both are equally fine.

Quit creating slights where none existed, he never implied it was bad at all.

>>19626105
Copy it here

>>19626108
>Just act normal. The high and mighty girls love that.

>>19626105
I took it as outside of their possessiveness the rest of their personality can be whichever you prefer. Happy, gloomy, affectionate, tsundere, dominant, submissive, etc. etc.

>>19626111
>He can still worship her by pampering her feet without having to do the whole
Except he said
>Nope, I'd rather break high and mighty girls.

>>19626116
Family Lamia
Type Reptile
Habitat Deserts, cave in warm regions, mountains
>Disposition Varies wildly, most are very strong
Diet Animal flesh

>>19626098
You don't understand, anon. There is something about nerd Wurms that appeal to my boner. Despite being airheads, the fact that they are willing to invest their time into nerdy hobbies says a lot about how innocent they are. Also the fact that they wouldn't realize i'm bullying them and instead think i'm trying to befriend them would just fuel my bullying desires even further.

>>19626131
Yes, but where did he say "If you don't act like this then you're a loser"?

>>19626085
Do they use funny voices and sound effects while they play?

>>19626085
You'll have to bully the soft targets before moving up to wurms.

>>19626144
He's clearly implying that his way is the "correct" way

>>19626153
Oh yes! Fucking thing would be so adorable i wouldn't resist the urge to mess with them.

>>19626142
Since they're most numerous than other species it means you can find a wider personality selection among them. Same with succubi for example.

>>19626012
>"Accidentally" send her a video of you masturbating to the creepy, lonely bunny who sits behind you.
>Footage involves you moaning out her name while murmuring all the ways you wish she'd take advantage of you.
>Meet her after class the next day and beg her to keep this a accident a secret, and you'll do absolutely anything she wants to keep it a secret.
>"W-Well...If y-you really don't want anyone to see this..."

Training girls to 'abuse' you must be a real hassle. Would be totally worth it though!

>>19626169
What is the rarity of each type of lamia? I know the Echidna is S tier, but what about the rest?

>>19626172
Why not blackmail her into abusing you? Why let her have the upper hand when you can have the upper hand by letting her have the upper hand.

>>19626193
is this a trading card game now?

>>19626199
>Why let her have the upper hand
Because it's better when she's in control and not just pretending

>>19626169
I don't think being numerous is the requirement, it's just that some monster species have personalities more likely to vary than others. Like lilim are about as variable as vanilla succubi despite being far fewer in number.

>>19626207
This, even if you are pretending to not have it

>This argument is still going on
>After several days
Do not bring it up.
Do not reply.
Report.

I will spam Siths if I need to just to make you stop

>>19626199
Because this way you'd be able to actually boost her confidence a little bit, which will help her grow as my ideal girlfriend. By the time we would graduate she needs to be able to tell me to eat her out during class as if it's the most natural thing in the world!

>>19626161
...at the moment

>>19626212
Make it matangos, and you'll have my blessing.

>>19626193
Medusa are noted to be pretty rare, other than that all we know is that vanilla lamia are the most common as they are the ancestral race of all the other lamia family monsters.

>>19626205
There's a gacha though.

>>19626236
>That tiny Lamia story
Did that writefag ever finished this story? it was comfy as hell.

>>19626268
hell doesn't sound comfy at all.

>>19626085
Just bully the history club instead.

>>19626268
Got a link to it?

>>19626275
it will if you have a Demon waifu.

>>19626228
They don't have enough art

>>19625668
>watch Mary Poppins with your Kikimora daughterus
>next day they’re all singing ‘Chim Chim Cher-ee’ while helping momma with the chores
>also catch them trying to use their Cochin-Obake friends to fly off the rooftop

>>19626285
Sorry, can't even remember who wrote it. It was unfinished last i checked like a year ago though, so don't get your hopes up.

>>19626236
This looks sad for some reason. Can't imagine it being all that comfy in there unless it's like that one pic of Samus watchin' TV from inside her morph ball.

>>19626282
>tmw i am a massive history fag
Who would be in that club?

>>19626292
It's all fine and dandy until Mama Kiki starts singing 'Feed the Birds'. Then come the waterworks.

>>19626161
Where? Stop dodging the fucking question.

One of these birbs is not like the others.

>>19626350
Being a beekeeper in MG land would be truly interesting.

>>19626336
Is the one on the left married?
If not, then dibs.

>>19626336
What spieces of birb would make the best kind of Harpy delinquent?

>>19625513
Yeah, because she'd probably be even more careful about it than I would.

>>19626452
I'd say black harpy, but on the other hand they're so big on family I'd think their parents would keep them in line.

Except when it comes to stealing shiny things. That's just instinct.

>>19626452

>>19626308
A coke bottle glasses wearing Anubis with a lisp that naturally loves Egyptian history. Thinks everyone should do some form of construction if they have no other work to do. "If regulated, there's nothing wrong with slavery"

A Crow Tengu who's very confident in her knowledge of history and mythology. Really likes Augustus for some reason. Seems to collect stories of rape and conquest. "Many times in history, rape was just the start of a happy marriage. Someone being forceful is just how you get a relationship started."

A Wight that only has an interest in the modern centuries, but knows a lot. Sometimes slips into first person when talking about history. "Ah Paris, the men there were so cute and innocent, what a wonderful time. Or so I've heard."

Then there's a Holstaur that only reads about happy things in history. Doesn't like to hear about conflict or countries falling. "Woodstock was so nice! Lots of people getting together, having fun and singing!"

>>19626517
Such a shame