/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19605810
You fucked it up OP.

>>19605828
You can still find the thread by searching "monster" anyways

>>19605828
I never understood how that happened. Do people not know what 'subject' means or do they just stop reading after 'name'?
Also, not like it really matters. The catalogue search finds it anyway.

Maids are olev.

>no electric eel to turn you on with her electric feel.

>>19605810
Good job dipshit.

>>19605862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

Kloahpire!

i want a witch and familiar waifu set!

>Archived in less than 24 hours

>>19605919
The jay is fast in comiket season, please understand.

>>19605919
Why is Aiko about to Dick Cheney the hat.

>>19605949
It's a candy dispenser.

Putting gum in a Yeti's fur!

>>19606046
Locking a wild Redcap in the closet!

Anons, if you had to have a harem of one body 'theme' (IE: Varying degrees of shortstack) what would it be?

What girls would be in it?

Personally?
Shortstack with the following girls (randomly selected) hinizumi, lava golem, kiki, and dark valk.

Dark valk is the most 'stacked' in general while the lava golem varies, Hinezumi has the largest ass and the kiki has the biggest bust.

>>19606046
cooking a meal for your hard working kiki and massaging her back!

>>19606046
Chasing a hellhound with a vacuum!

>>19606069
I'm all about a nice ASS, so I'd want a harem of girls with excellent booties. I'm a fan of a lithe, athletic look with a cute peach rear, but a big posterior is good every now and then too.
>Dark Slime
>Mimic
>Automaton
>Redcap
>Will o Wisp
I couldn't even begin to imagine in what combination their fine female fannies would be.
I wanted to compliment you on your choices though. That's a pretty decent spread.

>>19606046
letting shogware dishes sit around and get moldy!

>>19606134
Uneads are amazing.
>That lich with a string bekini
Sometimes I forget how lewd liches can be.

>>19606069
Tall and curvy.

Pharaoh
Nacho
Titania
Kej
Holst
Dark Mage
Ochi
Kitsune

>>19606134
I do random choice as theres very few girls I don't want.

Yours is pretty good, and that mimic can pick out a nice ass for you

>>19606160
Oneesan harem?

>>19606069
Curvy Christmas Cakes. I'd make them all loved.
>Hellhound
>Flow Kelp
>Ushi-Oni
>Dark Valk
>Undead Dragon
Truly the perfect harem.

>>19606171
>Oneesan harem?
You know it.

>>19606173
God damn.
Top tier CCs right there.

>>19606069
Big booty type harem
>Troll
>Holstaur
>Kunoichi
>Cupid
>Rata
Literally my top 5
bonus if their meaty

>>19606198
>pudgy pear shaped girls with fat asses.
Fantastic.

>>19606069
Definitely shortstack. I'm gonna breed them so much, they'll be constantly pregnant.
>Kiki
>P'orc
>Holst
>Nacha
>Kitsune
>Alp

>>19606198
Damn fine choices

>>19606230
Sounds like ja nice harem, although you should expect a rivalry to see who has the most kids/is a better mother.

>>19606240
That's why it's difficult to decide if fertility potions are fair play. I bet some or all of them will be praying for Hathor's blessing as well. God, the thought of a harem of MILFy shortstacks makes me diamond.

>>19606198
>meaty Kunoichi
Excellent taste.

>>19606069
Elementals, I guess?

>>19606158
>outgoing and social Wisp that still has the crazy eyes despite being mostly normal

>>19606280
Wide hips, fat asses, and bountiful chests await them.

>>19606134
I'd really enjoy a mega-model harem.
So like, bombshell babes with looong legs, gorgeous faces, and thin waists, but the 'mega' comes from having wet-dream tier tits and succulent, perfect heart shaped asses. None of that all twig supermodel human girl stuff, just gorgeous beauties of class with bodacious tits and ass.
So-
>Vampire, ancient and refined beauty over 600 years of cultivated self-care, yet surprisingly less haughty than most of her kind
>Wight, who leeches life from her lands to keep her impeccably gorgeous, a little paranoid of losing her beauty so she keeps expanding her realm
>Succubus, a girl-next-door type journalist who is too modest in heart to accept people telling her she literally is hotter than some Lilim
>Kejouro, approaching CC age and just wants a big strong man to make her years of loneliness melt away
>Automaton, who was designed in the Lost Era as a slinky spy assassin model, her synth-legs luscious as they are dangerous with hidden retractable blades

>>19606069
Girls built for leg-locking. For lack of a better term, I'll call them Binding Brides

>Kiki
>Succ
>Inari
>Shog
>Demon

But then comes the logistics of how to be leglocked by a shog.

>>19606313
Shoggy will do her best!

>>19604388

Currently working on one normal story, one lewd story and one greentext.

The greentext is a hellhound request from May, I just forgot about it until now.

>>19606302
Just imagine making that Automaton go from Kuu to moaning like a whore with your dick.
Or maybe making that Wight scream your name.

>>19606313
I like Shog legs.

>>19606180
I can't think of a better set of five. Maybe throw a ghoul in for the 6th.

>no love for tallflats
true suffering

>>19606324
>spoiler
Which one?

>>19606365
>Wanting planks

>>19606329
Hearing that Automaton's voice projector whine and slowly build up to repetitive desperate moans would put my hips into overdrive. She'd quickly become obsessed and go from an aloof Kuu to an overly protective clingy 'bodyguard'
And giving that Wight so much pleasure she forgets her worries for a while would be just as heavenly. She'd definitely be the type to rake my back with her ghostclaws while begging for impregnation.
All the girls are amazing. I can just imagine the stares as they all strut into town with me.

>>19606365
I don't mind tallflats with nice asses. My Redcap might be such.

>>19606138
What does Shog mold smell like?

>>19606369
https://pastebin.com/hqyUZJJZ
This one. It seemed like a fun thing to write in like half an hour.

>>19606397
That sounds like a fun dynamic, consider me interested.

>>19606377
planks are supremely huggable
there's a reason dakimakura are shaped like they are

>>19606387
>tall goblin
doesn't that violate a rule of nature or something
still, would be cute to see

>>19606313
she just turns her excess into legs and traps you in

>>19606377
short flats with big thighs are for impregnating

>>19606046
Don't make yetis cry

>>19606391
like somebody is staring at you from within

>>19606419
Maybe not that tall in retrospect. Tall for a Reecap.

>>19606046
>>19606440
what would a bunyip do if you put gum in her fur?

>>19606462
High speed fluff rape

>>19606485
i'd comfort her after she dropped the cake she worked on for hours

>>19606485
Bunyips are precious

>>19606485
>>19606497
>"O-oh no! Oh n-n-no!!!"
>"Oh, don't worry dear, its alri-"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
>Anon was raped for the next 48 hours

>>19606365
I like tall but most of my favorites i prefer short or same size but I'd wouldn't mind having a tall Ochi.
especially if she loves small and cute things

>>19606069
I don't know if this counts as a body theme or not, but I really like archetype, of a sort. Not necessarily the extreme of the archetype, but representative. Like so,
The Strong- High Orc
The Sex Bomb- Lilim
The Kind- Nureonago
The Mind- Pharoah
Wildcard- Nurarihiyon because I love that aesthetic.

>>19606069
Tall and semi fit for me.
Just give me 5 tall and fit wendigos and im happy.

nav yer killin me

Dark Braves are cool and all, but where’s our DL Army soldiers who dual-wield shields?

>>19606666
Boing boing Baphomet!

>>19606666
Super satan, I agree.
GIVE BAPHO

>>19606666
Now is a good time to join the Sabbath

>>19606667
I want one's who quad wield.

>>19606666
>6666
Confirmed this is the best form for Baphomets.

>>19606666
H E R E S Y
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E
S
Y

>>19606666
Oh shit im a hypocrite now.

>>19606666
It's a bit much. Reasonable limits were a cup size or two ago.

>>19606666
>666
What have we done?

>>19606703
Are you saying that because you dont like huge boob or just not on a bapho?

>>19606703
Ganbatte, Alp-chan!

>>19606666
She's got a really stubby tail for such a big girl!

>>19606710
Fuck off, /d/.

>>19606708
Don't you think they're a little too huge? Looks like she would struggle to do normal stuff like drive a car or walk through a doorway.

>>19606721
Its ok ill piggyback her where ever she needs to go. Just rest them on my head. You aren't wrong but she can't help it.

>>19606666
Big sister?

>>19606666
>tfw love my bapho the way she is
>sometimes imagine fucking her under the effects of temporary potions to make her look like a milf
>this happens
Nav's appealing to my guilty fetishes.
>>19606691
In what way?

>>19606666
Just imagine how smug she'd be while you cum between her tits.

>>19606746
THere's nothing wrong with the occasional body type swapping potion anon.

https://pastebin.com/hqyUZJJZ

I just finished the Hellhound greentext. It got kinda lewd at the end.

Please do keep in mind that I haven't written anything in almost a year and that I'm not quite familiar with the power bottom idea.

I hope that you'll enjoy it.

Feedback is always appreciated.

>>19606746
I hate lolis. But big tits are my weakness.

>>19606721
>like drive a car
She had magic anon, she doesn't need a car.

>>19606778
Well I mean, this is a Shortstack isn't it? Not a Loli.

>>19606786
It doesn't look like one.

>>19606788
She's got the requisite thickness. If she was an Oppai Loli she'd be twiggy except for her tits.

>be hero
>you manage to defeat the demon queen, but not before she succeeds in releasing an ancient evil
>"Finally, after 10,000 years I'm free to erase all of those lowly humans from the face of the Earth! The end of man will start with you, you miserable hero!"
>two years later, your pregnant wife is happily humming in the kitchen as she finishes off your anniversary cake with tons of frosting hearts
>hard to believe she once wanted to wipe out mankind

>>19606786
Is she over the age of 17? Then its a go for my dick.

>>19606795
>Ancient evil Archdemon is released by an evil queen to destroy the world.
>She takes one look at you and falls in love.
What I would give to see the look of despair on that evil queen's face when her world ending ace in the hole scoops up her mortal enemy and declares love at first sight.

>>19606794
She doesn't look short at all anon that's what I'm saying, she looks like an oneesan I think that's the point.

For some reason tumblr has become a million times more shit than it was before now, I can't view user pages anymore even when I'm logged in on a safe mode disabling account, it just keeps redirecting to the front page. What the fuck did they do to that piece of shit website this time.

>>19606768
Good stuff anon

>>19606797
She's over a hundred years old.

>>19606802
The perspective makes her look like a Shortstack.
Besides, wouldn't you want those tits at constant dick height?

>>19606812
Oh no my penis!

>>19606768
Well that was enjoyable, glad to see you're still alive.

>>19606801
>"M-my mistress, aren't you going to destroy the world now?"
>"Silence, ant! I'm try to court my future husband! Now, my darling, would you like to live in your house, or should I have a majestic castle erected as our own personal love nest? How many children would you like me to bear for you?"

>>19606801
Even better, imagine she just fucks you right there. The queen is scowling, until a soaked pair of panties just splats right onto her face and she storms off to a chorus of ecstatic moans.

>>19606803
It's doing that to you too? I had to ask someone else to copy/paste the commission info to me, what the fuck's going on in their server room.

>>19606666
>666
Dayum the Baph was phat

>>19606666
I want both her and a normal baph version to sandwich me

>>19606757
Oh I know that, I fantasize about Sabbath potions with regular girls turning into lolis for a day all the time.
It feels more taboo the other way around though, not that my dick minds.

So do you think the nurarihiyon's tattoo there on her chest functions as a fancy Zipangu form of pleasure runes? I'd hope so because while I do like the tribal/demonic/corrupted look they have it's nice to have a little variety.

>>19606903
I imagine it was meant to look like a real hardass Yakuza tattoo, but KC made it decidedly feminine and non-descript to not risk any similarities to actual Yakuza tattoos.

>>19606924
Well yeah, it probably wasn't designed that way by KC, but do you think it's possible within the rules of the setting?

>>19606903
I want a tomboy smoke hobo friend. They'd be a top tier roommate.

>>19606941
>rules
The only rule is that you make your own rules. If you want it, thus it is.

>>19606943
Would be ultra-brotier if she set you up with the absolute hottest of the hotties even though she was interested in another and was just friends with you. She'd keep your room just a rotating cock carasol for the exotic and 11/10 beauties.

>>19606943
Smoke hobos are the best. I imagine they're super chill, just stretched out on your couch, blowing away on that pipe while you both enjoy the sound of the night quietly over a glass of whiskey.

>>19607017
But what if i just want to breed the roommate?

>>19607017
I'd rather live a quiet, happy life with a bro smoke hobo.

>>19607018
>cuddling on the couch with your smoke hobo roommate after spending the last couple hours fucking like mad.
Nice

>>19606903
Are females that use a kiseru superior to the rest? I say yes.

>>19607039
If there was a voluptuous old fox smoking one in front of me, my pants would be unable to contain my boner

>>19606795
what would be a good ancient evil? A good chimaera would strike me as a good 'dooms humanity' type monster.

>>19607049
Old but relevant.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68578099

How do you guys cope with not being able to actually dick monster girls?

>>19607074
Fapping to them as often as possible.

>>19607048
Who can stand against an ara ara, curvy monster girl that smokes?

>>19607074
Fap in the hope that some of that spirit energy makes it over to my waifu in the monster world

>>19607049
A Ryu that has been chained up with a vibrator against her reverse scale for thousands of years.

>>19607086
Not me, especially when she blows the smoke in my face and it turns out that it's a kind of inhaled aphrodisiac.

>>19607098
All while looking at you as if she were mentally undressing you.

>>19607086
My Nureonago wife is drug free! She even blushes when offered a small cup of sake! Pure!

>>19607086
You had me until smokes, smoking is disgusting in everyway.

>>19607117
Would be cute if a young pure Nureonago was taken in by an ancient, sultry smoking fox CC. That'd be quite the juxtaposition.
>"You have to make him beg for you, darling, make his whole life ~ache~ for your touch- then you wrap him around your finger, and he'll do ~anything~ you ask, fufufu~"
>"I-I'd rather just make him tea and ask how his day went though!"

My waifu doesn't have a consistent size, so her wardrobe consists of silk ribbons, which are wrapped around her body in place of clothing.

I have the unshakable urge to impregnate my momster and her sister

>>19606903
>no Loli nurarihyon neighbor who keeps bringing her classmates over to your house to ‘study’

>>19607143
Hot girls, disgusting setting.

>>19607143
MG wincest is fucking patrician. One day i'll get around to writing that idea I had.

>>19607143
Being the human meat in that elf sandwich would be amazing.

>>19607155
That redhead deserved better.

>>19607143
That's a responsible, straight A sonnu/nephu
Give them competitive baby bumps

>>19607126
Only the biggest cake connoisseurs like it.

>>19607148
>neighbor
You mean step sister.

>>19607167
>Only the biggest cake connoisseurs like it.
I love cakes and smokers are nasty.

>>19607168
That is even better anon. Bonus points if whenever she doesn’t bring any of her friends home you find her masturbating on your bed while moaning your name.

>>19607167
Don't ever doubt my love for cakes, milfs, oneesans, and everything ara ara, they are the very best but smoking is bad.

>>19607049
If you want to go for maximum destructive power, yeah, I think chimaeras are your best bet. With the possible exception of lilims (because that's kind of up in the air) they're definitely the strongest.
Other nominations: All dragon types, Echidna and a feral bapho.

>>19607184
How about vape?
Not the pretentious faggot vaping.
the old style

>>19607174
>>19607184
It's part of their character as melancholic females, damn it. Don't make me hit the desk.

>>19607195
Vaping is also nasty fag shit.

>>19607165
I would, but it would have been my momster's fault
>elf momster notices the big bulge in your pants after she bent over in front of you
>decides to take responsibility and give you some relief
>but after a few loads down her throat, between her tits, and in her pussy, you're still hard as a metal rod
>she calls her dark elf sister for back up, but even she can't get your dick to calm down by herself
>it takes a combined effort to wring twelve more loads out of you before you finally go soft, and by then they've been thoroughly bred
>you wake up in the morning to a heart-pupiled momster and auntster making you breakfast in naked aprons

>>19607206
>Don't make me hit the desk.
You should hit your head against several desks, maybe then it'll fix your shit taste.

>>19607186
>Ancient Evil Black Dragon who may or may not have caused the Apocalypse of the Automaton era awakens
>She was always female, but was pretty much a wretched wicked thing in all previous eras that terrified men at the sight
>However, waking up in the era of the Succubus Demon Lord, she finds that when she lands in the middle of a hapless, soon-to-be-burnt village, the men aren't running away
>In fact, she feels a heavy amount of gazes on her backside wherever she turns
>Just what the hell is this body's effect on mortal men?
>And why does it make her feel sooo damn GOOD?

>>19607195
>the old style
Isn't that just vaping but not acting like a vegan about it?

>>19607218
So no waving knives around and talking about wanting to kill children then?

>>19607211
Shh, people with no taste have nothing to say in this conversation.

>>19607226
The fuck kind of vegans have you been talking to?

>>19607212
>on her backside wherever she turns
are they looking at her big meaty tail?

>>19607212
>She hears a new murmured name across the land at her mention
>One she does not understand
>"The Thicc Death"
>These troublesome humans and their damn ever-changing languages!

>>19607255
Certainly that, as it is quite aesthetically pleasing in her new form.
Moreso, what's just below where it's attached.
Girl's got an ass that'd crush bone(ers) and grind walls to dust.

>>19607244
Smoking pipes are classy. Kiseru's are pretty nice

t. pipe smoker

>>19607250
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6sK07KRq_LU

>>19607143
These girls deserved so much better.

>>19607224
Is she from a mobage.

>>19607276
edgy

>>19607224
Spooky but cool.

>>19607143
Got a source for that image uncensored? Iqdb and google aren’t giving me anything.

>>19607333
I got it from here, so I can't help you. Have another elf as an apology

>>19607342
I want to ruin my elf concubine's figure on purpose!

>>19607072
I want to breed that chimaera.

>>19607333
https://i.imgur.com/jllVS9r.jpg

Here ya go. I made the censor, so I still have the original around.

>>19607345
I want to mold my sticc elf concubine into a voluptuous fertility goddess

>>19607342
>I just don't know what my Momster is trying to tell me with this pic she sent me for Christmas...

>>19607342
God I want to fuck this elf so hard she can barely make that smile.

>>19607370
>That BIG brown ass
>That waiting pussy
>That luscious hair
>Those perky tits
>Those juicy lips
>Those nibbleable ears
>Those coy wanting eyes
She's seriously one of my favorite designs ever.

>>19607342
How do i convince my thicc elf momster to sit on my face?

>>19607392
Increase her fertility by giving her plenty of daughters.

>>19607392
Tell her you have a fever and suggest she sit on your face so you feel better.
>her smile gets wide and wiggly like a Shoggoth's
>"Why~ That sounds like... like just a PERFECT idea sweetie!"
>She lovingly tears her skirt off and straddles your head as you lay in bed
And then come the moans.

>>19607362
>she captions it with "Breed my sopping wet pussy, baby~ Make me a mommy again~"
>Hmmmm, I just don't understand what she's trying to say
>>19607392
Depends on what kind of momster she is. If she's the flirty kind, she might make you work for it. However, if she's the doting kind, all you have to do is ask and she'll gladly plant that luscious ass on your face

>>19607387
The artist is just too good. I can just imagine starting to fuck her while she keeps on teasing with that smile and then slowly getting lost in pleasure, moaning and panting more with each minute that goes by.

How are slimes supposed to nab husbands?
What kind of jobber loses to gelatin?

>>19607489
Lvl. 1 Heroes who underestimate their strength in numbers

>>19607489
Sometimes Dark and Metal slimes decide to nab some careless adventurers for their less advantaged sisters.

>>19607489
Some people feel bad for them and get a bit too close.

>>19607489
Men who are shitty get thrown into the slime pit.

>>19607523
How do I get into the spike pit?

>>19607489
its better to just have the best slime and waifu appear at your door

>>19607355
Much obliged.

>sitting in class, everyone is doing work
>it's hard to tear you eyes away from the rack on the monster girl sitting next to you since it's stretching her button-up shirt and giving you a glimpse of her bra through the gaps
>then you hear a snap, followed by her saying "oh no"
>after another snap, the clasp on her bra breaks and now her shirt is strained to its absolute limits as her massive breasts are given some a little more freedom
>the gaps between buttons are now wide open, giving you a glorious view of her cleavage
Busty monsters must have it rough

>>19607552
Even rougher when they hear the pencils snap in the hands of every male classmate with a view.

>>19607558
I wonder how she would react if she heard something thud against the bottom of anon's desk

Manticore acupuncture.

>>19607581
I'd make an appointment.

>>19607581
I want to go to a monster girl acupuncture or other health office with serious concerns regarding my back.
Those girls thought they were just going to stick 'em and lick 'em, but it turns out they're suddenly tasked with helping my agonizing back pain!
Please oh god i'll never slouch again just make it stop

>>19607595
Sounds like you need some opiates!

>>19607131
I need a Nureonago like that. Especially if she’s doing the >_<‘ face

>>19607644
>>_<

>>19607644

>>19607595
It's fun getting old, isn't it?
I sprained my back because I slept wrong and it was nearly a week before I could even stand up straight.

>>19607649
Shogg a cute.

>>19607595
>>19607657
>tfw planar fascia in both heels, developed one month apart from each other
I'm ready, thicc-ass Wisp-chan. Cross me over.

>>19607660
shogs are life

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, join your nerd wife in some nice, holsome bonding.
Like miniature building or vidya games.
Just no MMORPGS, she does have a job.

>>19607649
>Mastah, please don't -HIC- use draino -HIC- on the sink anymore! -HIC-It doesn't need it! -HIC-

>>19607595
>>19607657
I really want a full body tail massage to work whatever this pain is out of my back.

9-5 in an office chair, even a decent one messes up your back after awhile. I want to make the switch to a standing desk, but I think the damage is done.

>>19607679
>"Eeheheh, as punishment for standing too much at work in life, I'll sit on you for the rest of your eternal death~!"
>"Thank you so much"
>"Aww~ Ehehehe..."
And then Anon was sat on by his cute blue wife.

>>19607695
>holsome
Nerd

>>19607709
Yes please god please
I want her ass to be obscene. Full /d/ tier. It will be my new pillows and facemask.

>>19607709
I’d take her without even dying!

>>19607750
Good man. She'd twirl her drills in her fingers and sigh and squeak and moan as you eat out her tremendous bed-bending booty.
>>19607758
Would you put up with her sometimes comically trying to nonchalantly brutally murder you in over-the-top ways? You'd always survive or easily avoid it, but it would be endearing.

>>19607709
Wisps are perfect for thigh worship.

>>19607763
Yep, it would be well worth it!
That being said, if she’s like that other guys I’ll probably see her ass long before she tries something

>>19607763
Anon you're doin things to me.
>>19607771
You're goddamn right. I'd be her thigh and ass slave on a heavy metal chain made to lick up all her sweat and pussy juice. All while she haughtily 'ahuhuhu's.

>>19607773
Only if that's how you like her Anon. She's been stalking you for years and years and seancing herself up to your perfect ideal bodytype- then going even further just to make sure she's perfect for you, just in case, just a little bit further you know, just a bit more, just to make sure you never leave her
>Her humongous ass is clearly visible as she hides behind a curtain with a big butcher knife
>You smile and shake your head as you prepare her some breakfast and dodge the knife hurtling through the air
>"Mornin, blueberry."
>"Aaah~ Good morning my sweet eternal love forever and ever~ Eheheh, how did you see me?"

>>19606666
This kills the bapho

>>19607811
She looks like she's doing okay to me.

i want a shog to pull me close and lean back as her lower half forms a seat for herself and a cushion for my knees so i'm at height with her delicious blueberry pussy.

It's your Demon Butler's day off, and you've bumped into each other in town!

Say something to her, she's not working, so you can be informal and hang out!

>>19607867
I'd ask if she wants to go see a movie.

>"Anon, sweetie, I heard from your teacher that you got a D in Sex Ed. I'm disappointed, but that just means I'll get to teach you personally."
>your momster starts taking off her panties

>>19607867
>"You want to sign a short contract?"

>>19607867
>"You look very bangable- I mean, breedable- I mean, I want to fuck you- I mean, hello!"

>>19607876
I don't think you can get a failing grade in Sex Ed, anon.

>>19607867
God damn what a gorgeous girl with refined handsome sensibilities.
Anyway, I'd offer to buy her a drink and insist its 'completely casual' if she protests that I'm her boss.
Girl like her probably can appreciate a fine nuanced whiskey.

>>19607867
"What the fuck don't your pants line up with your crotch?"

>>19607867
>Ask if she'd like to go to the bar
>She smirks and agrees as she was already on the way there
>Turns out she likes playing snooker on her day off
>Cheekily asks if you'd like to play a round
Do you flirt and try and put a wager on it that will get you a second date? Or turn down the offer and enjoy the view as she bends and leans around the table making shots?

>>19607907
inb4 called ESL for a typo made as a result of only partially rewriting my post

>>19607867
Demon Butler is way too sexy to be single, she'd never date me even if I am her boss

>>19607893
Show what you know
>Haku teacher has her hand over her face
>"One last time, Anon: In order to make a baby, where does the penis go."
>Anon points to a picture of an elbow
>Haku teacher hasn't had this much of a migraine since she tried to convince an Alice that you don't get pregnant by holding hands

>>19607913
Maybe Haku-sensei needs to show anon a more direct method.

>>19607935
She needs a permission slip from his momster to make sure she hasn't claimed him already.

>>19607943
I was gonna say just give him a porno.

>>19607876
>He got a D in SexEd
Open the Champagne! An Alp is going to be born!

>>19607955
Eat shit alpfag.

>>19607948
>he gives it back
>"Sorry, sensei, I'm not really into wrestling."
>haku-sensei is going to start drinking after this

>>19607913
>tried to convince an Alice that you don't get pregnant by holding hands
Thats so cute.

>>19607959
Fuck it, stick him in a room with the Minotaur delinquent and let him learn the hard way.

>>19607876
Why the fuck was she wearing any to begin with?

>>19607961
>"But I got pregnant Miss Haku Taco, and all I ever did was hold my onii-chan's hand!"
>Cut to Alice getting mating pressed by her onii-chan, overflowing with semen as she ahegaos
>Teacher sighs knowing anything she tries to describe won't make any sense to the girl due to Alice gimmick

>>19607963
Wearing panties can sometimes be more sexy than not wearing any

Would you plow this dragon? I mean, look at her. She's clearly in the perfect position for it.

>>19607980
I don't trust this dragon

>>19607986
Isn't she some kind of tricky merchant?

>>19607986
What do you mean, Anon? Just look at how open and inviting her cleavage is. She's very trustworthy.

>>19607980
way too fat chest and thighs for me to be attracted

>>19607991
No that's Anna. Nah is different.

>>19607997
But her name is Nah. That means she can't be trusted!

>>19608009
That's Tiki, dumdum.

>>19608019
Dragons are all the same, anon.

>>19607968
You're thinking of bras.
Bra on, panties off.

>>19608023
Bra off, panties on is the one true path, anon.

>>19608023
what you need is skirt with panties pulled aside

>>19607991
You're thinking of this happy merchant.

>>19607986
>>19607991
She's good stock. Likes to use pet names. The worst you'll have to put up with is that she's a bit of a sleepyhead.

>>19608049
But she's a scary dragon.

>>19608033
Sweater or XL shirt, no panties.

>>19608050
She's a divine dragon. That's like being courted by an Inari or a Ryu.

>>19608059
Are you including the godly nothing-but-a-dress-shirt look in that list as well?

>>19608062
Why would something like a divine dragon want anything to do with a loser like me?

>>19608059
XL sweater and socks

>>19608073
I'm not quite sure what you mean by "dress shirt."
Most of what comes to mind for me with that term is men's clothing.

>>19608088
It is exactly that. The setup kind of invokes the feeling of the morning after and shows a lot of leg and a lot of cleavage if not buttoned all the way.

>>19607552
>Houri teacher assigns seats to students
>It's more like she's playing matchmaker
>You get sat next to the tall gyaru Succubus
>She's too big for her uniform that barely covers anything
>On top of that she visibly isn't wearing a bra and you can see her string panties
>Being so close to her your nostrils get filled with her arousing female scent
>She's drawing something on her notes
>It's stick figures doing lewd things next to a heart that says "Anon + Me forever"
Boys have it rough too

>>19608104
Well, apparently the world has much more informal dress shirts than I do, because those things are stiff and generally unsexy.
Certainly not something you'd wear casually, anyway.

If a monster girl gives birth to eggs, does she becomes a MILF until they hatch or since shes got the eggs?

>>19608107
Fuck, I would confess to her as soon as class was over. Gyarus are great already, but make her that cute and I won't be able to hold back.

>>19608107
>Boys have it rough too
Not yet, they don't. Just ask that poor boy in the red shirt next to the profusely sweating minotaur.

>>19608059
Hmm yes

>>19608107
>Get sat next to a scary Oni Delinquent.
>"Err, hi, my name's Anon."
>'Tch... Whatever.'
>For the rest of the lesson you don't talk to each other.
>It's only right at the end when she speaks.
>'N-Nice to meet you Anon.'

>>19608119
>seesomethinyoulike
I sure do.

>>19608073
>>19608104
Aw yeah. The best.

>>19608107
Muh heart.
>>19608116
Anon, you're gonna make her faint if you answer her dreams that quickly!
>She hyperventilates, causing her huge tits to swell and strain against her shirt with her breathing
>"Hooomy... ohmygawsh... like... y-y... yes!"
>And then she collapses on the floor, blissfully unconscious
Take responsibility!

>>19608129
Fox: Now in Caramel flavor!

>>19608129
>...small.png
Ain't nothin' small in that image, and I love it.

>>19608104
I appreciate its versatility on both small, lithe figures and buxom beauties.

>>19608131
>Take responsibility!
Read "take her to the nurse's office and dick her until she wakes up. And after."

>>19608131
I would. I'd scoop her up and princess carry her to the nurses office to recover. I'll even hold her hand until she wakes up

>>19608107
>get sat next to studious Tentacle-chan
>She stifles an 'eep!' at being sat next to a boy, but hastily waves and buries her head in her book
>You can't help but think of how cute she is
>By the end of the class, you look down to see some of her appendages have unconsciously snuck into your pants and are delicately fondling your balls
>And the underside of her desk is especially wet and puddled as all of her entrances are sopping wet
>You notice she's not turned a page of her book since class started either, so she isn't reading
>As a onahole-tentacle starts sliding down your dick, you see the drool line running out of the side of her mouth

>>19608139
A man of taste. The thing about them is that no matter what, they're cute and emphasize legs. Those are two attributes cute girls of any build can use to shine.

>>19608121
These posts make me want for a mge series in the vein of Tsurezure children with sex scenes.

>>19608153
What about big, open front hoodies?

>>19608168
Whats the point of zipping a jacket up if you quit at the beginning?

>>19608168
>tfw no Goth Lich roommate.

>>19608170
To cover one's cooch

>>19608121
What's extra cute, even if you wouldn't see it cause you weren't paying attention, is how often she glances over at you from her usual position of looking out the window in boredom.
She'd blow her bubblegum, grumble under her breath, but couldn't help but look back over to check you out again, going over your whole body with her eyes.
She'd silently scold herself with a 'dammit! Knock it off, dumbass...' under her breath, but would still find her usual thoughts of beating up strangers and bumming around with her gang being interrupted by the thought of you soothing her muscles with warm oils and massaging her back with lavender scented bodywash and... dammit!
>"Knock it off already!!!"
>The whole class looks at her after her random outburst
>"...Uh... K-knock off this shitty history lesson already! D-don't you know no one cares about this crap, teach?!"

>>19608174
>tfw no big titty goth Lich gf

>>19608177
Considering its a lich that makes sense. Since according to most lich fanart, they must cover their crotches to anyone besides their husbands.

>>19608180
>tfw no big titty goth Lich cuddleslut wife

>>19608168
I don't like them as much, but I understand the appeal.

>>19608176
This makes the houri cry. That's an easy way to make oneself feel like a monster. The bad kind.

>>19608184
I want to mating press my Lich lab partner after one too many snide comments.

>>19608107
Depending on how good she is at matchmaking her classroom might become some kind of urban legend. If her classroom only ever started with singles and ended with couples she might be kind of a celebrity in the neighborhood.

I want to bully the shit out of a shortstack alp's womb with my dick!

>All of this lich talk
Today is going to be a good day.
Apparently one of the artist I tried commissioning a while ago just got back to me about them opening slots soon, but they were going to take mine before the slots are opened publicly. Fullneloson lich pic soon.

>>19608213
I want to heavily criticize my lich's work until she cries!

>>19608234
>Implying she won't take them with her normal, stoic, attitude
>Implying she won't then go to the kitchen and get a large bowl of ice cream
>Implying she won't get under a blanket eating it and trying not to cry while you can't see her

Dumb girls are cute!

I want to comfort a dumb mouse after she takes all her finals and gets sub-thirty on every test!

>>19608264
Dumb girls are SUPER cute.
I want a lot of them.
How much is a lot?
Who knows!

>>19608231
She better be completely stone faced.

>>19608174
>Need to talk to Lich Roommate.
>The first day she settled in, she made her own pocket dimension. Entered by lying flat on her bed.
>Do so.
>Wind up surrounded by a swirling vortex of souls. the only light is offered by a pale moon. You feel lethargic and drained as you pull yourself up.
>Follow a trail of skulls with candles on them, along with lecture notes and ancient tomes.
>Find her commanding lost souls like an orchestra, making them fly and glide in controlled flows towards strange equipment.
>'Anon. I told you not to ever cross into my domain.'
>Stammer and ask if she's seen your Necromancy 101 textbook.
>'Ah. That. Yes I required it for a brief moment. My apologies.'
>The Textbook flies out of the darkness and slams into your chest.
>'It was amusing to see such novice-level spells again. Farewell Anon.'
>And just like that you find yourself back in your room.
>You really wish she wouldn't drag your possessions into some kind of horrible death realm.

>>19608264
Maybe if you werent fucking her 24/7 she would still have a brain

>>19608267
>ywn repeatedly try and fail to tutor a pack of mice who have never gotten a grade above D their entire lives
>ywn be fucked silly by them as thanks for not giving up on them when everyone else did.

>>19608275
Honestly the thought of ruining your girlfriends GPA by getting her completely hooked on fucking you is kinda nice.

>>19608279
>"Alright girls, now what grade do you want to shoot for?"
>"D!"
>"I want D!"
>"Gimme D! Gimme D!"
>"Anon gives the best Ds!"
>"Lots and lots of D from Anon!"
>Sigh

>>19608313
Anon is gonna have to work real hard to care for those cute, dumb, and soon to be pregnant mice.

>>19608270
I'm getting one variation. One where she's she doesn't show any expression, and one "broken phylactery" version.

>>19608275
>>19608300
>Mice girlfriend studies hard and finally learns all the formulas for her upcoming math finals
>You come in the day prior to the test and fuck her silly all night long
>The only thing she can calculate now are the odds you got her pregnant from cumming inside so much

I like hulking-sized muscle monstergirls that don't take shit from anyone in any form except for their husband even though they could easily crush him.

>>19608335
>"Husband is tiny and I could crush him easily if I ever wanted to"
>"That's why I must love him gently and with care"
I bet really strong monster girls are the once who are the most careful about their husband.

>>19608320
This might be the second piece of broken philactery Lich art ever then
The only one we currently have is a bonus picture from MGE2

>>19608335
>Police officers tell her to take another street because they blocked this one
>She lifts one of them up by the collar and threatens him with a terrifying voice
>You can tell that she's about to fist fight them if they don't let you pass
>You quietly tell her that you don't mind taking another street
>She drops him down and hugs you
>She goes on with a cute girly voice about how kind and lovely you are
>You leave with her wrapped around your arm while the officers wonder what just happened

>>19608358
>This might be the second piece of broken philactery Lich art ever then
Well I do, technically, have a sketch for another commission where I have a broken phylactery version. But I haven't posted it anywhere, so I guess you're still right.

>>19608354
Yep.
So even when your fight or flight instinct is heavily pinging on your brain when she crouches down in what looks like a predatory stance right in front of you on the bed, you can feel safe just relaxing as she gently mewls and timidly sucks your cock with utmost gentle lovingness.
Just ignore when she starts getting into it and her hands go on the bedframe behind you to support her movement, easily snapping it like toothpicks in under a second.
>>19608358
>Once on a picnic, the tree you were under shook in the wind and dropped a walnut right onto your forehead
>She furiously shot up, squatted down, and tore the medium sized tree right out of the ground before flinging it halfway across the park, steam fuming from her nostrils and veins bulging on her biceps as she aggro'd internally
>You gingerly placed a hand on her back though, and she seemed to cool like a hot pan thrown in water, slumping back and smothering you (gently) in a big hug on the ground
I'm feeling this with a freakishly big Minotaur.

>>19608380
Getting angry at inanimate object/plants is a bit too much
I'd love a Minotaur who'd make a group of thugs cry, kneel and apologize because one of them dared to whistle at her
She'd let you whistle at her and slap her ass in public all you want though

>>19608407
That's the ticket. The nearest sign of someone making eyes at her and she puts the fear of god in em, but on a dime will turn and fawn over her boyfriend doing whatever objectifying, typically humiliating thing to her without anything more than a wistful happy sigh.

>>19608441
Imagine fondling her breasts, forcefully kissing her and calling her fuck cattle while she moans shamefully
Then 5 minutes later she's sending a poor bloke to the emergency room because he stared at her slightly too long

Wife picture!

>>19608686
>#1 Alchemist
Does she turn semen into babies?
More seriously what a beauty. This type of haircut is severely underrated.

>>19608686
Nice wife.

>>19608686
Cute lich! Artist?

>>19608697
We're trying!
>>19608698
Cute wife!

>>19608722
https://twitter.com/EzzyEcchi

>>19608736
Oh, sweet. Was just looking for a place to get my first commission. This guy looks promising, thanks.

>>19608313
>"Remember girls, C is for cock."
>C!"
>"Cock! Cock, cock cock!"
Well, it's an improvement. B is for baby.

>>19608765
>Mice girlfriends eventually get their grades up due to anon’s effort
>Not exactly 4.0 average, but they can get Cs if they study for a few hours. The first Cs those girls ever got their entire lives.
>When their teach’ asks how they finally managed to pull through and make some decent marks they all just look towards anon.
>Anyone who didn’t get above an F wasn’t getting dicked until next semester.

>>19608724
Definitely cute. If I was to guess from her appearance and the mug she's really into converting dangerous and harmful substances into pleasurable and harmless ones.

>>19608765
And A is for Anal right? That will teach those nerdy mice.

>>19605810
What're your thoughts on the Demon Lord's Husband? 'Cause I'd say he might aswell deserve or earn some praise and respect for the fact he helped his lovely Succubus Queen waifu be the successful Demon Lord that has turned all of Demon-kind and Monster-kind into loving and cutey girls that love huma men.

Also what do you think the Demon Lord's Husband looks like? His looks, his armor which is surely something that looks like is worn by an "evil dark overlord" but the DL's Hubby is very much a typically good looking and attractive male anime character.

>>19608863
I just assumed he'd just be one of us, considering he's on board with all of what she's doing. He probably moderates /hbg/ or something too.

>>19608857
>Being pounded anally is on a higher level than being impregnated
Those dumb lewd rats!

>>19608863
The DL's husband is just KC. He's just so powerful he can manifest a physical body in our dimension and writes MGE to get people used to or even interested in monster girls so things go a lot smoother when the portals finally open.

>>19608879
Yeah, A clearly stands for Alway pregnant with as many daughters as possible

We all know about the smug squad and how they love to tease, but what about other monstergirls?

How would a Holstaur go about teasing her husband? Or a Lich?

>>19609162
I want to break the smug squad

>>19608273
Does she plan on how to court her roommate in her dimension?

Choose your mouse wife.
Common mouse:
Extremely fertile
6 month gestation period
Litter size between 3 and 8

Southern mouse:
Dangerously fertile
3 month gestation period
Litter size between 1 and 3

Northern mouse:
Highly fertile
9 month gestation period
Litter size between 6 and 12

>>19609162
All my Holstaur wife would have to do to tease me, at least initially, would be force me to maintain eye contact while she smiles and eventually says 'I love you'.

>>19609206
I'll take one shortstack common mouse, please.

>>19609206
3.
Give me the mice.

>>19609206
Im perfectly okay with the facts about the northern mouse. I'm not sure if she is though.

>>19609206
Tubby northern mouse with massive hips and a killer ass.

>>19609231
>"Tch, you got a lot of nerve, you know that? Making me carry twelve of these bitches for nine months. I'm gonna get so heavy, you prick... They better be cute, bastard~"

>>19609218
It is said that the rougher the sex with a shortstack mouse is, the higher the chances of there getting pregnant.

>>19609231
>>19609242
>Delinquent mouse not so tough after being impregnated with 12 daughters

I want a gyaru Kiki maid

>>19609295
Would she call you boss instead of master?

>>19609295
I'd enjoy one, if only because she's be more open to my fetishes than a normal kiki.

>>19609284
>Delinquent mouse not so tough after being impregnated with 12 daughters
Maybe she'll stop snorting Parmesan cheese off me once she gives birth and becomes a good mother.

>>19609295
Muh nig. Gyaru kikis are better than normal kikis, and I need the portals to open right now so I can get one already.
>>19609298
She might call you Daddy if you're into that.

>>19609295
>Sit down to eat dinner
>Gyaru maid sits on the other side, swirling her tongue around, making suggestive hand gestures

>>19609308
How would she respond once the kids are in high school and she finds a dime bag of mozzarella hidden in one of their dresser drawers?

>>19609345
>Nice

>>19609295
Hardworking gyaru or lazy gyaru?
I want my lazy gyaru Kiki to tell me something along the lines of:
>"Boss you need to, like, be less dirty, like you know?"
That's when you're supposed to show her just how filthy you can be

>>19609357
I bet 'lazy' for a kiki is a clean home without the sparkles.

>>19609346
No, bad mother. She needs to teach her daughters that mozzarella is a gateway cheese to harder cheeses like Gouda.

>>19609295
>Insists on lazing on the couch with a really short skirt
>Constantly flashes you with colourful panties

>>19609360
That's what I was thinking too
The home would be clean and she'd cook delicious meals but without ever going the extra mile, she'd also complain whenever you made her job harder

>>19609357
Hardworking, but makes you think she's lazy. She's always laying around, watching tv, eating snacks, and trying to seduce you, but the house is never dirty, messes get cleaned up when you aren't looking, and laundry pops up clean and pressed without you even hearing the machine running.

>>19609206
I’d have to go with common mouse. I like the idea of mice being able to pump out babies a bit faster than normal girls but three months is a little much. Also, I’d want all my mouse wives to look like >>19609231 . Trashy girls are the best! Especially if you get husbando’d by them while they are high off their butts and all their self control and patience has been thrown out the window. Even better if they are the kinda girls who’d fill you full of pills and drugs, rape you till your unconscious, rape your unconscious body, and then cry a little bit once morning hits and they found out you stayed.

>your gyaru kiki classmate decides to move in with you as your live-in maid
>the next morning she tells you that she didn't tell her parents she was gonna live with you and asks you to come meet her family
>when you get there, her dad answers the door
>"Oh, hey honey. We were waiting for you to come back. Is this the boy? Looks like a good kid. Your mom is in the kitchen."
>before the two of you even get to kitchen, you can hear loud sobbing from her mother
>"I- hic- I tried so hard to raise her to be a proper maid, but sh-she just wanted to wear those trashy clothes instead of the nice uniform is made for her. Waaaaaaah! I'm sorry, Master! I failed to raise your daughter properly and now she'll never find a-"
>she stops crying long enough to see the two of you standing there
>she looks at her daughter, glances at you for a few seconds, then back to her daughter
>"Chill out, Mom. This guy is, like, my Master."
>her mom start bawling again, but this time they are tears of joy as she hugs her daughter close

>>19608863
>asks a long winded question about the DLs husband while posting an off-topic image
Of course it wasn't Fire Emblem shit this time, but what is this guys obsession?

>>19608863
>>19608874
>>19608885
Well to answer that question seriously...

Maybe before the Demon Lord's Husband met the current Demon Lord, he was of course a revered hero of The Order blessed with holy divine powers thanks to the Chief Goddess. And maybe the Demon Lord's Husband used to be a great and leet swordsman before he met the Current Demon Lord. But after meeting the Current Demon Lord and sticking on her side, the Demon Lord taught and trained the Fallen Hero Husbando in magic and now the Demon Lord's Husband is a great magic knight/spellsword. He is a peerless warrior in one hand and in the other hand he's a peerless spellcaster too thanks to the Demon Lord.

And last, I'd like to imagine The Demon Lord's Husband looks like, or atleast has the same type of armor and appearance or aesthics as pic related, Leo from Fire Emblem Fates.

>>19608863
>>19609541
You can stop now, preferably forever.

>>19609385
Mice should be the ones who get drugged and raped. I want to make a drugged up mouse feel so good that she cums with every thrust.
They'll still get their emotional moment in the morning when they find out that you stayed with them instead of dumping their unconscious body outside and taking off.

>>19609550
Don't forget to tie them up too. Bondage is an important part of the process. You can use her as a twitching daki after you stuff her body with as much cum as she can physically hold.

>>19609550
>>19609556
Mouse thieves are for capturing and making into maids!
Assuming they’re unmarried.

They’re perfect for experiments too

>>19606666
Here's hoping nav completes the group with a busty witch

I need one of each, fun sized, with growth potions at the ready...for research

>You seem to have forgotten your umbrella. Care to share mine?
Your Umbrella Ghost childhood friend looks sincere enough, although you're pretty sure your umbrella is around here somewhere.

>>19609605
Shocking truth, the real reason why baphos typically have flat chests is because they’re all weak to milking motions

>>19605810
>*meanwhile in a Order extremist gathering*

>background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fcJme59E5A

"Welcome! Welcome my brothers! Gather around, and let me have a little chat with you my dear crusaders. So sit down and be at ease."

>various Red Order warriors take their seats comfortably as the well dressed man with red and a cape stands up to give his speech

"How are you all today my dear crusaders of the Gods?"

"We are all fine oh wise Zealot Hector Weston." Some of the Red Warriors replied simultaneously.

"Good to know oh righteously enraged crusaders. I'm aware we are all still in a rather pitiful and pathetic stalemate against the monstergirls. Those wretched, hellspawn abominations of the Demon Lord continue ravage our lands; OUR LANDS, the rightful lands and the whole world that rightfully and truly belongs to humanity. Not for the demi-humans, not for the elves, not for the dwarves, not for those wretched fairies and definitely not for those monstergirls and demons! This world belongs to no one, and I mean no one but the human race!!! For the gods; especially the Chief Goddess, has created this us to be the rulers of this whole world! Am a right brothers!?"

"YEAH!"
>the various Red Crusaders clink and clank their tankards on the table in agreement with Zealot Hector Weston

"Indeed right!? But that does not seem to be the case as now isn't it!? AND ALL THANKS TO THE MONSTERGIRLS; THOSE UNHOLY SERVANTS AND SOLDIERS OF THE DEMON LORD COVET AND TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTFUL LANDS FROM HUMANITY! BUT ISN'T ENOUGH FOR THEM, THEY STEAL OUR MEN, OUR BOYS, SONS, FATHERS, BROTHERS! AND THEY TURN SUCH FELLOW MEN INTO WHORES AND HARLOTS TO WORSHIP THE DEMON LORD AND LOVE ANY AND ALL THAT ISN'T HUMAN!!!"

"YEAH! YEAH YEAH!"
>the various Red Crusaders cheer at the rant of the Zealot

>>19609617
Kurovah is the bees knees.

>>19609605
Motorboating a familiar while getting a combo naizuri and buttjob from a bapho and witch..

...or any other combination of the girls big and small!

>>19609645
>The Zealot continues his loud mouthed sermons

"BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE! FOR THERE ALSO OTHER NON-HUMAN FILTH! THE ELVES, THE DWARVES. THE TROLLS, THE HALFLINGS!!! THEY DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! IT IS NOT ENOUGH THEY ARE DRIVEN OF OUR CONTINENT, WE MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!"

"YES! YES! YES!"
>the various Red Crusaders bang their fists on the tables and stomp their feet in agreement with the Zealot's ranting sermon

"AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED WITH THE FAIRIES! THEN AGAIN, WE CAN ALL AGREE THE FAIRIES LITERALLY DO NOT BELONG TO THIS WORLD THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO HUMANS! WHATEVER DIMENSION THEY CAME, WE WILL DRIVE THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM! AND IF IT HELPS EXHILARATE YOU O' RIGHTEOUS CRUSADERS, GRAND ZEALOT CYRUS HAS MADE IT AN ENCOURAGED LAW TO GATHER AS MANY FAIRY WINGS AS YOU CAN CARRY ONCE WE INITIATE A PROPER CRUSADE AGAINST THEM!!!"

>The various Red Crusaders and other Red Order members around start laughing and chuckling at that, to which Zealot Hector also shared a chuckle with his Red Order comrades.

"Oh that is right, for according to Grand Zealot Cyrus himself; The Chief Goddess spoke to him directly once again, just like the many times she has done previously. And told the Grand Zealot that for every fairy's wing clipped, help bolster her recovery of strength. The process of the Chief Goddess' strength and power recovering will take a very long time; years even, but as the Chief Goddess said to Grand Zealot Cyrus: It will help with the her recovery and puts a smile to her face!

Who in the seven hells is this guy.

>>19609656

"...As for the other non-humans; the elves, dwarves, the trolls, the halflings. Like I said, we will kill them all in crusade fueled by our righteous fury and rage! We will burn down all the elven forests and demolish their cities and their shrines to their gods! We will crush the dwarves and halflings with humanity's superior height, the dwarves though are facing extinction though since male 'incubus' birthrates among dwarves and monstergirls are very rare. So we will put the dwarven race out if it's misery."

>Zealot Hector takes a sip from his nearby chalice

"But alas it isn't just the monstergirls, the non-humans and other various heathens and heretics that stop us from achieving our goal of glorifying and fulfilling the word of the Chief Goddess. But it is our old and former brothers and comrades of The Order."

>Some of the various Red Crusaders start looking down, are looking ashamed or are suddenly look sad, as if being guilty or ashamed of something as the Zealot continues his sermon

"Now, now there dear crusaders. I understand and know the reason why some of you are acting fidgety the moment I mentioned The Order. Because some of you are reminiscing and remembering some of the good times and memories we all had with our old comrades of The Order. Remembering the times of camaraderie and friendship that we all shared with our former comrades and friends back at The Order, moment I mentioned their name for I too also had a sweetheart back there... Until she and I had a disagreement in which she believe we must co-exist with non-humans and the monstergirls. I lost her as dear sweetheart and as friend that day, and she is now my enemy just because I along with other people; you dear crusaders, are simply adhering to the Chief God's will and word!"

>>19609645
>>19609656
>>19609662
No.

>>19609645
> Literally /tg/
Just ignore this, please
I can't figure out how to categorize this for a report

>>19609662
>Zealot Hector takes a quick sip from his chalice as he continues

"The time of holding onto the dear memories of our old friends and comrades of The Order is over. For we are the ones who are THE TRUE ORDER! We The Red Order are the ones who are truly following the will the gods, all while The Order calls us heretics for 'twisting and corrupting' the words and teachings of the gods and also for 'putting it out of context.' They are fools, all of them! The Old Order is just as worse as the monstergirls and the Demon Lord they worship!

The High Confessors Cornelius Chudwell, Cordelia Rowan, Jaroslaw Kumeiga and Sana Bozovic, along with their Inquisition have the nerve and the audacity to brand us as traitors and heretics. When they are the ones who taint and violate themselves with non-human and monstergirl filth! They have allowed both monstergirls and non-humans join the ranks and file of The Order, they even allow said monstergirls and non-humans to be even citizens dammit! And their sorry excuse of an Inquisition claims that 'not all monstergirls' are corrupt and worship or rever the Demon Lord. And that 'other monstergirls that do not worship the Demon Lord' can live off normal lives and work and co-exist side-by-side alongside humanity and the non-humans such as the elves, dwarves and even the fairies.

THAT THERE IS HERESY!!! THE OLD ORDER ARE THE ONES WHO'RE UNFAITHFUL HERETICS AND HEATHENS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR FAITH! HUMANS, NON-HUMANS AND MONSTERS SHOULD NEVER BELONG TOGETHER!!! FOR THAT IS AGAINST THE GODS' AND CHIEF GODDESS' WILL!

And they all vilify us for being so 'cruel' and 'barbaric' and 'violent' and 'borderline evil.'"

>the various Red Crusaders and other Red Order memebers around raise their voices and shout in approval with Zealot Hector

>>19609661
Report and hide. Side note, reports now require you to actually select a rule violation. Not sure if that's for better or worse.

>>19609648
Yeah, he's one of the few artists that gives art to a the overlooked girls. Kesaran Pasaran when

>>19609672
It feels extremely low quality to me. But then again posts like his match multiple criteria.

>>19609673
>Zealot Hector drank up all his drink from his chalice, placed it down and continued his tirade

"The reason why we're being 'uncivilized' and 'barbaric' is because the monster girls feed on the weak. We've been to soft, our 'modernized' lifestyles and The Order's 'reformations' makes us weak and soft. It is time to go back to our most basic and baser goals and needs, it is time to discard and throw "mercy" and 'compassion' and 'logical reasoning' out of the window because such weakling ideas made us weak.

The Chief God is weakened by the monsters and demon lord because we have not been hard, cruel and tough enough against our enemies. It is time to be merciless, cruel and hateful to our enemies and anyone who is not with us or worships the same faith as we do. It is time to be the bloodthirsty hatemongers and warmongers we are, the type of hateful and vengeful destroyers our God wants us to be.

Every other culture and ideology and any ideas and culture that promotes compassion and reasoning is what led to our downfall because it made us weak. So weak the monsters simply made everyone into sex slaves and not bother fighting! It is time to also be hateful against the impaired, the unstable and the abnormal people for they are also weak and promote weakness, defeatism and heresy. The queers and the mentally impaired shall also be exterminated just like the monsters, other heretics, and unfaithful!

Only with our raw brutal strength, vengeance and hatred. And the so called 'savagery' and 'barbarism', the labels that the unfaithful and heretics call us with, shall defeat the monsters and the Demon Lord. And the Chief God will smile upon us and bless us for our devotion and the world will be liberated by our righteous vengeance, hate and wrath!!!"

>>19609678
Well now it's a chain, so spamming?

>>19609576
>They’re perfect for experiments too
>Just one month after being caught stealing cheese from anon's fridge in the middle of the night, the formerly slim and plain mouse has been subjected to so many potions and whatnot that her friends might not even recognize her
>she's now a short, curvaceous bombshell with milk-heavy tits and a killer ass that begs to be spanked
>she has several tasteful pleasure runes etched across her body, the strongest being over her womb, which is currently busy growing some daughters for her Master
>she also gets the honor of testing out the thick vibrator shoved up her ass that is an exact replica of her Master's cock

>>19609680
And after we exterminate the monsters and the Demon Lord and all her followers, next we will go after the teachings of Eros and her followers! That's right, even Eros the so called goddess of love is not safe from our wrath. Her teachings of "love" and "romance" is also weakness and promotes and unfaithfulness, therefore Eros and her followers' teachings of love and romance is heresy! For in this world that the Chief God has created, only the wrath and might of the strongest and most powerful prevails. We will burn down and destroy anything that dares get i our way or does not adhere to the Chief God's will, teachings, faith and command.

The Chief God wills it oh dear crusaders! Only when we destory and kill anything and everything that is against the gods and our faith will things be back to normal. And the Chief Goddess and everything that she's built and everything that stands for her will be restored! THE CHIEF GODDESS WILLS IT!"

"THE CHIEF GODDESS WILLS IT!!!"
>Said the various Red Order people

"And now go on, go forth and continue spreading the ture word of the gods and Chief Goddess, for everything and anything that isn't human or for humanity shall be eliminated for the Chief Goddess created this world for our species and the simple animals and beasts she created."

>And thus the sermon, rants and raveings ends with the various Red Order memebers around the place giving a cheers to each other with their tankards as some walk out fo the gathering area.

Is this a pasta, or did he actually take the time and "effort" into writing that schlock out before spamming it here.

You know, this would be funnier as some sort of televangelist bit.

Also, for that matter
>Televangelist Sabbath
>Curing men of their desire for big tits
>Naturally involves a feisty baphomet making outrageous gesticulations on stage in an over-the-top manner

>>19609703
>making outrageous gesticulations on stage in an over-the-top manner
Not when shitters use allcaps to present that type of dialogue.

>>19609684
Yep!
A once limber thief turned into a milky, super stacked breeding toy!

The fate of mouse thieves that get caught!
Or all thieves really

>>19609703
Is she wearing an overly elaborate, too big robe?

>>19609684
Sounds like a good off-profile look.

>tfw you will never live in Kloahland
This existence is pain.

>>19609722
No, but she is wearing a full suit, which is rather comical sonce she's not even five feet tall
>Can ya feel the tity demons leavin ya?
>Can ya feel the justice flowin through ya?
>Do ya feel healed?

>>19609759
Kakuzatouland >>> Kloahland

Tell a hakutaku that lasagne is just spagetti flavoured cake

>>19609807
As long as I get to be a shota getting lewded by big, curvy women, then I'm fine with either.