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No escape.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>> No.19591653
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19591653

I love demons.

>> No.19591664
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19591664

Big horse tiddies.

>> No.19591670

>>19591650
>Kraken
I'm not stuck with her, she's stuck with me.

>> No.19591676

Mods please delete this thread.

>> No.19591681
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>>19591676
What the fuck is wrong with you? Not a fan of Kraken?

>> No.19591686

>>19591642
What info?

>> No.19591688
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>>19591670
You sure about that?

>> No.19591690

Do not reply to any mermaidspammer posts.
Report all mermaidspammer threads.

>> No.19591692

>>19591587
>>19591618
some (I think Russian?) guy actually finished doing a very rough translation of all the profile stories on MGR recently.

>> No.19591693

>>19591676
>>19591690
?

>> No.19591696
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>>19591690
>Kraken is mermaidspamming now

>> No.19591698

>>19591688
Yes. Although I'm certain she'd be stuck TO me in that position.

>> No.19591705

>>19591664
Remember that centaur knights should be retired into dairy cows!

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>>19591690

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>>19591708
Would it hurt if a lamia slithered over a LEGO?

>> No.19591756
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>>19591693
Just a falseflagger.

>> No.19591761

>>19591692
Probably, some gril translated most of dragonia and salvation side 2 into russian

>> No.19591763

>>19591686
The scanner who posted the full book also translated some bits of info like the Alp compass

>>19591692
I'll have to check that out
I hope the revolver cow has a good backstory and not just "she used to be a farmhand and then the Lilim arrived..."

>> No.19591764

Why are you letting spammers destroy your home, anon?

>> No.19591772 [DELETED] 

Real thread over here

>>19591671
>>19591671
>>19591671

>> No.19591780
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>>19591761
If only Western MGE fans were as dedicated as their Russian counterparts.

>> No.19591788

>>19591693
>>19591696
Fishfag used to spam krakens a lot too and shills for that awful game in the op.

>> No.19591790 [DELETED] 

>>19591772
You retard

>> No.19591809
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19591809

What kind of work does your waifu do?
Pic related for her

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>>19591788
But krakens are popular, unlike mermaids.

>> No.19591821

>>19591811
>unlike mermaids
Don't say that, it will make them sad

>> No.19591826

>>19591788
>used to

>> No.19591830

>>19591809
Oops I meant Florist

>> No.19591840
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19591840

Remember to give your devil lots of spirit energy so she can grown into a big meaty arch-devil.

>> No.19591844

>>19591763
>I hope the revolver cow has a good backstory and not just "she used to be a farmhand and then the Lilim arrived..."

No worries there, she seems to have a sort of "simple farm girl" mentality but wasn't actually a farm worker.

>> No.19591852

>>19591650
Slimes are the best! You can fuck them literally anywhere.

>> No.19591853
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>>19591809
Vintner.

>> No.19591854

>>19591809
God damn what massive-
ears she has.

>> No.19591868

>>19591853
I'd like to see a Nacha get drunk and not realize that her venomous language towards you has turned into praises

>> No.19591870

>>19591840
Cute arch devil, she'd be a good part in a maid harem.

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>>19591852
My melanin-enriched brethren.

>> No.19591885

>>19591840
headwings are gross

>> No.19591888
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Scylla or Kraken.

>> No.19591895

>>19591888
How about fuck off fishspammer?

>> No.19591905
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>>19591854
Bitch please.

>> No.19591914

>>19591905
I wonder how many earrings you could put in those before they drooped?

>> No.19591915
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Make sure your maid is in the proper summer uniform

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>>19591885
You take that back. Headwings are classics.

>> No.19591924

>>19591598
Imagine if MonMusu was just a show and the girls were actors.
>None of the girls actually like Kurusu that much since he’s married to Succubus Smith
>Miia is married to Miia-fag
>Cathyl is actually married to the farmhand
>Papi is working on her masters degree
>Lala is just as chunni off screen
>Centorea and her husband hold hands everyday
>Mero is an advocate for monogamy
>Rachnera is rumored to wrap up her husband and take him on set
>The MON squad is friends in real life and go drinking together with their husbands on the weekends

>> No.19591929

>>19591915
Her summer uniform is a thick rubber catsuit, sweaty maids are the best maids.

>> No.19591930
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Salamander design came in from cowfee earlier and oh man do I love how it turned out.
There's a nude version too which can be found here http://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/176675432988/salamander-design-commission
Or a direct link for those without accounts.
http://data.tumblr.com/33ff106420841113f33c56e06f66f231/tumblr_pcziqllFxm1vgf8opo1_raw.jpg

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>>19591895
Fuck off.

>> No.19591941

>>19591692
Found it, Ukrainian actually. He did a great job from what I've read so far, some awkward sentences but it's all comprehensible
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1546&start=50 it starts here and goes on for a few pages

Selfish little devil Arch Devil Parshe
>She would like to cook for her brother so that he would say that he was well, and called them tasty. Only she can touch clothes that smell like an older brother, and only she can breathe in his scent before she's washed. If her brother does not feel happy, then she can not be happy. Definitely can not be happier and happier than anyone else. Because Parshe, who became the Devil, selfishly spends more time on him than on anything else.
How did we miss all this? Especially when some were complaining about the content drought

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>>19591915
OK.

>> No.19591955

>>19591726
>shy Bunyip buried underneath the pile

>> No.19591966

>>19591924
You sure you quoted the right person?

>> No.19591974

>>19591895
Octopodes are not fish.

>> No.19591975

>>19591955
I thought the Bunyip was the one on the far left?

>> No.19591981

>>19591921
no i hate them but i'm ok with buttwings

>> No.19591982

>>19591763
>Alp compass
KC made an actual gaydar?

>> No.19591987
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>>19591924
>Miia is married to Miia-fag
Stop giving us false hope.

>> No.19591994

>>19591941
>How did we miss all this? Especially when some were complaining about the content drought

Most of the people here seem to not actually go to Monster Girls Redux at all, and I think that's the only place the Ukrainian guy posted those. That and perhaps it takes a bit more effort to understand the way he writes than some may like to put out.

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>>19591975
Not enough fluff.

>> No.19592000

>>19591982
On top of the built-in sense MG already have, yes. Worse, if flags a man as a homogay once he's been detected.

>> No.19592003
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19592003

I want to visit the lonely CC Ryu that lives in the shrine at the bottom of the sea.

>> No.19592004

>>19591924
>>Cathyl is actually married to the farmhand
She's a massive whore, that marriage is going to be short lived.

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>>19591982
>>19592000
Remember, not canon

>> No.19592014

>>19591930
I kind of wish there was more texture to her scaly parts so they matched how textured her human skin better, but its quite nice regardless.

>> No.19592021

>>19591966
Not at all. I made a boo boo

>> No.19592029
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>>19592003
>that mouth
What is she, a South Park Canadian?

>> No.19592031

>>19591975
The image was made before bunyip was released. Weird thing is, neither echidna nor vanilla lamia have claws, and they're the only other ones missing. Maybe Hhhori is osmething of a visionary.

>> No.19592039

>>19592013
Not KC made, but with the KC “sure, whatever, why not” seal of approval?

>> No.19592041

>>19592029
You mean a real Canadian??

>> No.19592043

>>19591915
>>19591840
>Arch devil is full on oppai loli in the maid/house keeper harem
>Kiki is a regular loli

I can see them getting along, although they may disagree over the devil spoiling mastah too much

>> No.19592048
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>>19592031
Sub-res did it first.

>> No.19592064

>>19592048
And bless him for it. I like KC's why-the-hell-not dog ears more, but elf ears are a worthy exchange.

>> No.19592068

>>19591930
Goddamn I want to fuck that salamander.

>> No.19592071

>>19592014
Personally I love how smooth the scales look so I'm happy but that's not to say you're wrong to wish for that either. Personal preferences and all that.
And thanks dude.

>> No.19592072

>>19591598
Is there a link to an uncensored version of this? I tried searching iqdb and google images and came up blank.

>> No.19592074

>>19592068
i want that salamander to get fucked by you and have you send the daughter my way

>> No.19592078
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>>19591924
Do you mean a show in the something like the MGEverse?

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>>19592074
>actually wanting to raise another man's child
Why can't you just adopt a kid like normal people?

>> No.19592091

>>19592068
Anon please, she's still a virgin.
>>19592074
Double please, try not to cuckpost about my commission.

>> No.19592094

>>19592087
I think he implied he wanted to fuck her.

>> No.19592098
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>>19592072
Ask and you shall receive
https://i.imgur.com/ZDRr9h6.jpg

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>>19591994
That's too bad. I'm gonna read up on everything he posted, he even translated some of the succubi battle techniques
>Blade of the Eclipse ()
>This is the fatal technique of the Demonic Knights, which allows you to calm your mind, and becomes available to use only when pure love prevails in your heart. Striking with a sword that carries a pure desire of the heart, has the power to crush the opponent's heart, and not his body, spiritual strength or armor. The desperate desire of the Dark Knight is transmitted to the blade, melts the mind and destroys hostility, turning all attacks of the enemy into a sexual desire to pounce on the demonic knight.
So if a Dark Knight falls in love with you she gets access to a one-shot move that will make you rape her

>> No.19592103

>>19592094
>I want that salamander to get fucked by you
No he didn't.

>> No.19592111

>>19592103
>and have you send the daughter my way
reading comprehension.

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>>19592098
Victoria is okay I guess.

>> No.19592126
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>>19591854
The honkers are to avoid attention of the hands

>> No.19592129

>>19591941
Huh, it's actually the same girl from russian site. Looks like she translates jap-rus/eng

>> No.19592146

>>19592100
Is it still chuuni when a succubus knight can literally strike you down with a blade full of her pure loving heart's desire?

>> No.19592152

>>19592094
>>19592103
>>19592111
Either way I'm a little weirded out.

>> No.19592161

>>19592100
Alright so beat the shit out of every Dark Knight, got it.

>> No.19592162

>>19592126
I can't believe how little art the Troll has despite how perfect her body is, the possibilities of lewds is almost limitless

>> No.19592166

>>19592098
Thanks pal.

>> No.19592168

>>19592126
My wife has lovely hands, don't insult her.

>> No.19592173
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>>19592129
>girl
For real?

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>>19591924
>Miia is married to Miia-fag
someday I'll make it happen anon

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>>19591921
That they are.

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Reminder that A) Regura bugs best bugs for fugs, and B) four arms are better than two.

>> No.19592198

>>19592152
always dick the daughterus of others so its not incest!

>> No.19592202

>>19592162
Its really the dress she wears. Really accentuates her features.

>> No.19592206

>>19592198
You daughteru dickers are cancerous shitposters.

>> No.19592213

Daughteru dicking is A-ok #1.

>> No.19592219
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>>19592195
I'd help that bug cool off.

>> No.19592221

>>19592206
somebodies daughter has to get dicked to make more of them!

>> No.19592229

>>19592219
Spray her with a garden hose!

>> No.19592232

>>19592195
Post best Regura: tomboy grasshopper.

>> No.19592235
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ancient shorties are for impregnating

>> No.19592239

>>19592098
Who is this artist for that pic in your post? I want to look up more of their stuff.

>> No.19592240

>>19592187
>demonmidlifecrisis.png

>> No.19592243
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>>19592206
Stop taking the bait you faggot.

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>>19592195
I think Regura draws the most sexual clothing. The way it hugs their hips and bodies is sublime.

>> No.19592247

>>19592239
It's just Less dude

>> No.19592250

>>19592243
its not even bait he's just a protective father who doesn't trust his daughter to choose the right man!

>> No.19592252

>>19592173
Probably, she uses female gender in russian and someone posted her russian fb profile few times

>> No.19592258

>>19592100
But what if you're the one in love with the dark knight?

>> No.19592262
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>>19592232
This one?

>> No.19592268

>he doesn't want his daughteru to wake him up in the morning with an enthusiastic blowjob

>> No.19592270

>>19592235
She only showed up as a shortie because dingus fucked up the summoning circle.

>> No.19592271

>>19592195
Regura bugs are too good. Tfw no spooky but pure buggirl that tries to show affection but thinks you're sacred of bugs.

>> No.19592272
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>>19592247
I wonder how Indrick would feel about being cucked by his waifu's hat

>> No.19592277
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>>19592268
My wife wouldn't take too kindly to it.

>> No.19592283

>>19592272
Shame no one cares since no one has actually read Viccy's story and only thinks of her as Hat gurl

>> No.19592284

>>19592272
Wait, Indrick is an actual name?

>> No.19592292

>>19592271
Regura bugs are so good, I'm not even turned off by the sharp teeth the girl in this doujin had.
https://exhentai.org/g/1188810/00b4e8ebb8/

>> No.19592293

>>19592247
Sorry, it's been a long time since I've been in these threads, I barely remember everything from the official profiles, let alone all the fanartists and their styles. What's the best place to keep up with him and Loen these days?

>> No.19592297
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My crawling chaos cant be this gorgeous

>> No.19592309

>>19592293
Less has a twitter, and Loens probably in this thread at this very moment. Behind the scenes. Like a shadow through the underworld.

>> No.19592312
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>>19592262
This one.

>> No.19592315
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>>19592297
Meh, nyaruko is cuter

>> No.19592316
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>>19592293
Less is kind of spread out between multiple accounts and discords

Loen is dead for the most part and will sometimes post sketches of stuff.

>> No.19592318
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19592318

For everyone not around last thread:
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1533/44/1533444190594.png

>> No.19592320

>>19592316
I want to flick her hair.

>> No.19592325

>>19592312
The little one seems the scariest.

>> No.19592333

>>19592315
Reminder she could never get laid by a simple human

>> No.19592336
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>>19592320
That may not be a good idea.

>> No.19592337

>>19592336
I'm gonna do it!

>> No.19592339
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19592339

>>19592336
"You should have given me upsies when you had the chance"

>> No.19592340

>>19592309
>>19592316
>Loen inactive
Oh no, that sucks. So who are the hot artists these days? I see Latenight is still alive.

>> No.19592346

>>19592320
I want to flick her clitty!

>> No.19592355

>>19592270
what would she say if you told her she was perfect anyway?

>> No.19592357
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19592357

>>19592178
How many mini-Miias are there now?

>> No.19592361

>>19592292
The sharp teeth make it better! Putting your trust in her not to shred up your dick shows you love her.

>> No.19592371
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>>19592357
Just about all of them are the same one. I've commissioned a lot of daughteru art. That one included

>> No.19592372

>>19592339
What is she doing?

>> No.19592396

>>19592292
Turns out he also draws cute non-bugs.
https://exhentai.org/g/1228756/18f355072f/

>> No.19592399

>>19592318
Whoa, the manic rape-train art ushi has long needed.

>> No.19592401

>>19592318

Broken bones

>> No.19592422

>>19592262
I want to hug this cake

>> No.19592433

>>19592318
Why did she shave her legs?

>> No.19592457
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>>19592202
>Its really the dress she wears
I want to be at the horde wet t-shirt night

>> No.19592472
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>> No.19592478

When the portals open up, I'm not going to run off and hunt down a monster girl. Instead, I'm going to go to humanboy general and tease the girls there by challenging them to a game.

The first girl who finds me, gets me as her husband. I'll post pictures of myself with identifying marks blurred out and pictures of my area. The catch? They only get one question per thread and it's the first response to my post each day.

I'll use multiple VPNs and deal with photo meta data to clear out any information that can be used to track me. They'll have to go full autism like /pol/ did with Bikelock Guy to find me.

I imagine it'd be an enjoyable game. Kind of wonder what girl would eventually claim me.

>> No.19592480

>>19592472
They should both be mating pressed

>> No.19592483

>>19592078
Exactly. Something couples can read/watch together that’s both cute and lewd as all get out

>> No.19592488

>>19592478
My waifu would just appear at my door

>> No.19592506

>>19592478
Some random girl will just find you by smell anon

>> No.19592507
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>>19592371
Who's this then?

>> No.19592520
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>>19592401
She uses ancient rape techniques to ensure she doesn't harm him.
Just kidding, he's protected by MAMONO MANA

>> No.19592527
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>>19592507
Not mine
The only sookmo daughteru pictures I got were that first toddler aged one and this one. The sketch options he gave me had her getting progressively older from a baby

>> No.19592544

>>19592527
Huh, I thought that one was yours for the longest time. It's still a very cute picture though.

>> No.19592546

>>19592506
That....is probably likely. I'd be on the second day of my "game" when a hellhound would bust down my door and make me hers. It wouldn't take long for my screams of terror to turn to moans of delight.

>> No.19592549
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19592549

Monsters in jeans are great.

>> No.19592551

>>19592527
>>19592544
Also, Just noticed the eyes.

>> No.19592555

>>19592527
How could any father not want to dick a daughteru like that?

>> No.19592557

>>19592520
Given how frenzied monsters can get while mating, its honestly a good thing the Overlord instilled that reflex action of monster mana to reduce the strain on the man's body, protect him from getting gored, etc.

Course the fact remains he will still end up exhausted, feeling like she is sucking him dry until he loses consciousness.

>> No.19592561
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19592561

>Were you expecting a priest or something?

>> No.19592574

>>19592297
Isn't it described as a twisted version of a Egyptian pharaoh?

>> No.19592575

>>19592478
When the portals open I'm either moving all of my furniture a drawing a summoning circle on my floor or booking a flight to Japan after packing nothing more than a pair of swimming trunks. Let's do this.

>> No.19592588

>>19592561
>See how easy it is to slip aside? Just think about it, you could be inside me in seconds and cumming seconds after that.

>> No.19592593 [SPOILER] 
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19592593

The Demon Lord's husband is quite a looker isn't he?

>> No.19592594

>>19592588
It's too late; I already came.

>> No.19592600

>>19592588
>Or at least you could if you had an erec--oh, look at that.

>> No.19592605

>>19592593
This wasn't clever the first time you posted it, and stop abusing the spoiler function every thread.

>> No.19592608
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19592608

>>19592588
>seconds after that

>> No.19592625
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19592625

How do you mating press a lamia?

>> No.19592634

>>19592625
Tie her up like a pretzel, then lift the area below her "hips" a bit.

>> No.19592641

>>19592561
She looks like she's overcompensating for her virginity. I bet if you were to whip your dick out, she'd turn into spaghetti at the sight of it standing at attention.

But once she gets it inside her, her instincts will cause her to do things to your dick that would make you creampie her time after time until you passed out with your head buried in her breasts.

>> No.19592646

>>19592641
I want to pass out in every crevice of that succ.

>> No.19592648
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19592648

Daily reminder that sphinx>memecat.

>> No.19592676
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19592676

I want to marry, and impregnate, my shortstack succuboss

>> No.19592679
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19592679

https://exhentai.org/g/1258494/51961378cf/

Mizone is pretty cool when he isn't doing furshit.

>> No.19592704
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>>19592549
The Queen's jeans

>> No.19592710
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>>19592676
What happened to her left horn?

>> No.19592712

>>19592100
OP pls nerf

>> No.19592719
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>>19592704
From the thumbnail it actually looked like she was going bottomless.

>> No.19592724

>>19592478
The portals are never going to open. Give up this false hope.

>> No.19592734
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>>19592712
That's nothing compared to this.

>> No.19592752

>>19592719
The Queen can walk around her palace without pants, it's not like she can catch a cold

>> No.19592758

>>19592734
OH WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19592768
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>>19592758
>Darling...

>> No.19592785
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19592785

>>19592272
Cease immediately.

>>19592283
I have hope.

>>19592284
Indrick is the paladin that tried to kill her at the start of the story, then at the end of the story married her

>> No.19592790

>>19592734
Oh nooooo. How tall are they?

>> No.19592799
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19592799

I wanna lick a bunyip's bellybutton and see how far I can run before she catches me.

>> No.19592809

>>19592790
Depends on the individual. As I understand it Dark Brave is just another term for a "hero" rank succubus like Wilmarina.

>> No.19592813
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19592813

Remember that just about any monster can be improved as a gyaru

>> No.19592816

>>19592100
Imagine her face when you dodge the attack.

>> No.19592825

>>19592768
I won't have some OP bitch going into a level five zone calling me darling. I won't stand for it!

>> No.19592841

>>19591821
It is a known fact that mermaids are the favorite monster girl of Hawkeye Pierce.

>> No.19592846
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>>19592816
*excited lilim noises

>> No.19592851

>>19592785
Is that a kitsune with only a head with its tail attached to said head?

>> No.19592854
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19592854

>>19592841
>Hawkeye Pierce
Literally who.

>> No.19592856

>>19592825
You could hide out in an inn or shop. Going by jrpg rules, I'm pretty sure they can't start combat there.

>> No.19592857
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>>19591888
Kraken

>> No.19592861

>>19592851
I think it has autism

>> No.19592867

>>19592856
>implying they won't try and start some special sex battle there.
The only place that is safe from those harlots is my bedroom.

>> No.19592869

>>19592846
Wait, why would she be excited, shouldn't she be upset or something?

>> No.19592872

>>19592861
She would make great friends with meme cat.

>> No.19592874

>>19592809
Shit. Might have to rethink my affiliation now.

>> No.19592882
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>>19592869
Don't you know? Lilims get all the high-level heroes.

>> No.19592891

>>19592882
But what if you just got lucky?

>> No.19592892
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>>19592857
Why are artists so fond of giving her legs?

>> No.19592896
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>>19592816

>> No.19592907

>>19592882
I just imagine a lilim swinging like crazy at anon and getting scarier and hornier each time he dodges.

>>19592896
Now this is more like it.

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>>19592891
Doesn't matter, got husbando.

>> No.19592911
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19592911

I want to be a high lvl adventurer so i can confess to the boss of the first dungeon

>> No.19592917

>>19592896
Bully the Lich!

>> No.19592922

>>19592896
>A Lich will never try and trap you so she can bring you into her catacombs and make you her husband
>You will never immensely frustrate her by almost absentmindedly avoiding each one until she gives up and smashes a lust potion over your head

>> No.19592925

>>19592882
Not unless you turn them down for a lvl 1 slime.

>> No.19592930

>>19592917
Please do not, she doesn't have a lot of friends and the only people she really talks to are the zombies she raises and that scary Ghoul delinquent that was there when she moved in.

>> No.19592936

>>19592911
I want to be a high level adventurer with a huge hoard so I can compare it to a dragon's!

>> No.19592937

>>19592922
>just throws a huge lust potion bottle at your head
>"Ooh, a gold coin."
>smashes on a wall behind you
>*kuu lich noises*

>> No.19592948 [SPOILER] 
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19592948

>>19592937

>> No.19592964

>>19592948
Bully alp wombs until pregnant, then take responsibility

>> No.19592966

>>19592937
>Tries to just outright tell Anon her feelings
>Thinks she's talking to someone behind him and runs off to find who she was confessing to
>Lich almost cries on the spot

>> No.19592969
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>>19592911
That's why you never send a man to do a paladin-chan's job.

>> No.19592970

I want my Kobold waifu to tie me to the bed so she can sweetly and lovingly edge me for hours!

>> No.19592975

I would give up my waifu so you guys could get yours. Make the suffering end.

>> No.19592976

>>19592966
>somehow, this kills the undead lich

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>>19592966
At this rate he's not even being dense, he's being an outright scumbag.

>> No.19592983

>>19592937
Even better.
>throws lust potion
>smashes into you and covers you in liquid
>some of it gets into your mouth
>It tastes like wine
>it is wine
>Lich gets upset and takes a swig in a similar bottle
>she starts to feel her loins heat up
>looking at the bottle she realizes she threw her wine bottle and drank the lust potion instead

>> No.19592984

>>19592975
You're a better man than me anon.

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>>19592981
In case you haven't notices, there's a few anons here who just want to exact revenge for how they were treated in high school.
It's a little sad, really.

>> No.19592996

>>19592969
Gonna corrupt paladin-chan with my large incubi cock. Gonna watch as the holy protection spells on her womb are shattered by copious amounts of semen.

>> No.19592998

>>19592892
I dunno, but it works for me regardless. I think it's that lovely shade of purple.

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>>19592964
>sticking your dick into a pussy that used to be a dick
No thanks.

>> No.19593004

>>19592882
For lilims that must be a blessing and a curse. Sure they get the top of the top, but that's also because only the top of the top manage to get to them without getting snatched by the hundreds of monsters the hero would come across before finding her.

>> No.19593005

>>19592970
Oh hi KDF. How's things?

>> No.19593009

>>19592976
>Lich spends the next week and a half in her bedroom doing the best she can to "sleep"
>She's actually just crying
>Ghoul delinquent ponders if Undead can actually cry or not

>> No.19593011

>>19593000
>not wanting to stick your dick in monster pussy
what a fag

>> No.19593012

>>19592996
>Holy protection from unplanned pregnancy
Okay, this is definitely asking for it. Without a doubt.

>> No.19593014

>>19592969
I really like this girl. I wouldn't mind if she caught me sniffing her underwear or getting upskirt shots of her so she punishes me by stepping.

>> No.19593018

>>19592970
>>19593005
Fuck off.

>> No.19593021

>>19593004
Well they are free to travel about and basically get anyone they want. There's no evidence they prefer heroes, given their personalities are just as diverse as regular succubi.

>> No.19593023
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>>19593004
Well according to KC men outnumber both human women and monsters by a large amount.

>> No.19593027

>>19593005
Pretty ok anon. Things are better, I guess.

>> No.19593033

>>19593004
Would a Lilim disguise herself as a normal human girl and join the party of the hero she likes as her way of keeping him safe and helping him grow strong?

>> No.19593036

I want fo be a high level hero just to be “defeated” by the first Holstaur I come across, and I want to take her with me defeating high level enemies then instantly being all lovey dovey with my Holstaur wife which will in turn make her smugger and smugger as all other girls get jealous and wonder what she has that they don’t.

>> No.19593040

>>19593023
>Poseidon went on strike
What?

>> No.19593047
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>>19593021
Anon it's pretty well-established that strong monsters prefer equally strong men.

>> No.19593050

>>19593033
Also to keep FILTHY WHORES away from him.

>Rest of the party is down
>Hero is about to get raped by some mid-level skank
>Suddenly, Palilim unleashes an attack she shouldn't have access too for a good thirty levels
>Absolutely wrecks everything
Everyone able to is now staring at her
>"Um... yay, god?"

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19593052

>>19592813
You're not wrong.

>> No.19593056

>>19593036
I wonder if monsters would be mad if a high level hero pretended to be defeated just because they were secretly his fetish, and he is actually strong enough to wipe the floor with them in a serious fight.

>> No.19593064

>>19592984
It needs to happen. If i'm the one to do it so be it.

>> No.19593067
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>>19593040
No union, no benefits, no OT, no insurance, no incentives. Being a god sucks.

>> No.19593068
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>>19593040
Basically, she got tired of being ordered to kill people with storms and sea monsters.

>> No.19593075

>>19593067
>>19593068
Well she should know that deep water is scary as fuck and the girls are even worse.

>> No.19593078

>>19593047
Its a common trait among high tier races, but far from universal. Lilim are noted in the profile to just want the one man they will take as their husband, their true love.

And dragons do not prefer men as powerful as them, its just that only men with such power have the potential to make them submissive. Their profile notes they are just as likely to end up snatching a man they see who interests them.

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19593103

>>19593033
what if her human crush confesses that he has a crush on that "evil" lilim (her)

>> No.19593105

>>19593067
And there's the tiny fact that you're supporting a system where humans are treated like animals to be culled when they get too large.
Reminder that the so-called "pro-humanity" fags at MGU and /tg/ support this system

>> No.19593111

>>19593056
I think they’d be a little annoyed at first then super excited that they’re perfect for the hero to the point where he doesn’t even want fo resist.

>> No.19593113
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19593113

>>19593103
A second of silence, followed by furious rape.

>> No.19593118

>>19593050
>Paladin lilim one day is left absolutely petrified when the hero proposes to her
>She had not realized that all those days of saving him from monsters, though from her perspective it was just to get the thots off him, for him it was saving his life and helping him for seemingly nothing in return, till he ended up falling in love with her without her realizing

>> No.19593119

>>19593105
I think most of them just want a "third option" which just can't really exist in the rules of the setting.

>> No.19593123
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19593123

What is going on here?

>> No.19593127

>>19593118
>For the first time in her life, she genuinely thanks God
>Then she rapes him
>They live happily ever after

>> No.19593128

>>19593123
Fuck off.

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>>19593014
That's a boat

>> No.19593150
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19593150

How would one woo an old fox?

>> No.19593151
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19593151

>>19593127
>For the first time in her life, she genuinely thanks God
You mean Eros right?

>> No.19593155

>>19593150
By trying to get with her daughter
https://nhentai.net/g/102421/

>> No.19593157

>>19593145
Oh it is? She's a really pretty boat then and I'd like to go on adventures with her. Would be fun to tell her how much I want to fuck a monster and seeing her trying to deal with my lust.

>> No.19593159

>>19593150
Slap her ass and call her one foxy lady.

>> No.19593167
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>>19593155
Silly fox, you're not gonna get any grandkids if you keep cuntblocking your daughter.

>> No.19593168

>>19593150
Just show up with a ring. After a few centuries of chastity you'd think she would be ready for any man with the balls to just straight up propose.

>> No.19593176

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember not to make fun of that girl you met online.
She may not be all she said she was.
Sure, she's still a dragon, she's just shorter than you expected.
Quite a bit shorter.

>> No.19593181
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19593181

Remember to support local entrepreneurs.

>> No.19593183

>>19592854
Underage leave reee

>>19592841
When was that confirmed?

>> No.19593186

>>19593159
*Foxy grandma

>> No.19593188
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>>19593183
>Underage
I'm 26 dipshit.

>> No.19593189
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19593189

>>19593181
Always!

>> No.19593206

>>19593181
She put something in that ice didn't she?

>> No.19593209

>>19593151
Eros deserves a Hero of her own, but the Chief Goddess keeps hoarding the right to name heroes.

>> No.19593211
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>>19593189
I bet she spikes her lemonade with funny stuff to keep her customers coming.

>> No.19593216

>>19593211
Like cocaine or like love?

>> No.19593220

>>19593216
A bit of both!

>> No.19593222

>>19593216
>Cocaine
Try Caffeine. The feds won't come after her for that.

>> No.19593227

>>19593211
Love nectar.

>> No.19593231

>>19593111
>monster encounters a dude with high level armor and weapons
>expects a tough fight
>he just lays down

>> No.19593233

>>19593211
>Tanuki sells lemonade laced with aphrodisiacs that could put down a lilim
>Her only real customers are a pair of soldier beetles, that one houri house-wife from across the street, and her dumb-as-shit mice neighbors who keep trying to invite her to sleepovers

>> No.19593235
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>>19593189
The eyes of deceit. Never trust the tanuki for a fair deal.

>> No.19593239

>>19593216
Like cunny juice.

>> No.19593245
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19593245

>Honey, I think I froze the hot spring

>> No.19593252

>>19593233
>pure love houri hopped up on aphrodisiacs
Oh god, she's gonna want to snuggle with her hubby so bad when he gets home from work

>> No.19593267

>>19593222
I bet a Gyaru Arachne would bully her cute Kouhai into getting caffeinated drinks for her.

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>>19593267
>gyaru spider
Sounds like a dangerous combination.

>> No.19593295
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19593295

>Good morning honey, did you sleep well?

>> No.19593304

>>19593267
Fuck, I would wan't to be her kouhai.
>she ties you up in her web after you get her coffee
>she gets drunk and starts lewding you in every way imaginable, her favorite being slow, sensual bjs
>she does this every day, and you love it

>> No.19593310

>>19593304
>wan't
If you're not a canine from /hbg/ cross-thread shitposting, I must say I'm a little impressed.

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>>19593304
>I would wan't to be her kouhai.
Then I will.

>> No.19593322
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19593322

Krakens are overrated, I'd rather have a scylla.

>> No.19593328
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>Rating:explicit

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19593330

How would you make your waifu blush?
>Your scales are so smooth and shiny!

>> No.19593338

>>19593067
i want this monster to sink my ship in her waters!

>> No.19593340

>>19593330
>Rub my cheek against her scales
>Greet her naked, under the covers, and in a bed warmed covered in rose petals and warmed by my body heat
>Stare at her intently while she swallows soft-boiled eggs

>> No.19593360
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19593360

>>19593330
>you make a very comfortable bed

>> No.19593370
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19593370

>>19593312
Not sure if he's brave or stupid

>> No.19593374

>>19593330
Probably something simple like calling her a good girl. Praise in general would definitely do it, whether it's for the things she's insecure about or the things she's really passionate about, praise would always turn her into a blushy mess.

>> No.19593381

>>19593330
>When I’m in your arms and tail, I can finally feel safe enough to sleep soundly

>> No.19593382

>>19593304
>"Hey dweeb! C'mere!"
>"My mom and dad are out of town for the week, so you go down to the store and get as many energy drinks as you can with this fifty."
>"If you do... Well remember when I made you touch my tits? I'll do something even better for you~"
>"The more you get, the better your reward kou~hai~"
And then she mimes a blowjob at you and walks off doing her best trashy ojou-sama laugh.
Of course once she's got the first energy drink in her that night she gets tipsy and starts blabbing about how she usually makes you leave before she starts drinking because she wouldn't be able to hold her feelings back.
And then you'd turn around to find she's webbed the door to her house shut, and her bra collides with the back of your head.

>> No.19593385

>>19593370
he's just deeply in love with a fluff spider and wants her to absorb his pelvis

>> No.19593386
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19593386

New album from The Ocean coming! Can't wait to show to listen to it with her!

>> No.19593390

>>19593360
I want to say that to a Holstaur, I bet they’d take it as a big compliment too.>>19593370

>> No.19593393

>>19593330
Pampering and worshipping her. Dragons love that shit.

>> No.19593399

>>19593390
Whoops didn’t mean to reply to that second post, not sure how that happened.

>> No.19593400

>>19593370
>That crazed look
>Those motion blurs
Holy shit, I want to see that look on my demonfu.
Is there any sort of potion or aphrodisiac that would make her as sexually aggressive as an Ushi-Oni?

>> No.19593401

>>19593390
Between her exquisite boob pillow and her plush lap pillow, which would you pick?

>> No.19593402

>>19593330
I'm not good at that stuff. What should I tell to a vampire

>> No.19593410

>>19593402
I don't know, something about how she's more beautiful than the moonlight?

>> No.19593413
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19593413

>>19593330
I want to collect all the daughterus

>> No.19593415

>>19593386
How is that stuff waterproof?

>> No.19593418
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19593418

>>19593360
There's something strange about that kiki.

>> No.19593419

>>19593415
They make all kinds of stuff waterproof these days anon.

>> No.19593420

>>19593413
Anon, no. Daughterus are not some trinkets to collect, they're little living beings with wants and needs and emotions!

>> No.19593422

>>19593402
"Your beauty is like garlic to me."
Trust me, it'll make sense to her and she'll love it.

>> No.19593423

>>19593402
Give that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons.

>> No.19593424

>>19593410
Wouldn't that be better for a werewolf?

>> No.19593425

>>19593415
You think Tanukis wouldn't jump on the market for waterproof luxuries?

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19593426

>>19593400
At least one.

>> No.19593431

>>19593426
I'm pretty sure that one only works on men anon.
Maybe I could pay a Lich to extract it's essence and make a potion that would work on monstergirls though.

>> No.19593432

>>19593422
>>19593423
I don't get them

>> No.19593433

>>19593420
They're little living beings with wants and needs and emotions that are great collectibles! It'll be like having a pokedex, only you have to swat boys away from them.

>> No.19593435

>>19593432
The first post is saying her beauty is intoxicating. The second post is pretty damn clear.

>> No.19593438

>>19593433
>only you have to swat boys away from them.
you better not be a daughteru dicker too anon.

>> No.19593443
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19593443

Give me a THICC slime.

>> No.19593445

>>19593431
>I'm pretty sure that one only works on men anon.
How about you do some reading for once in your life, eh?

>> No.19593446

>>19593438
can you dick other anon's daughterus?

>> No.19593447

>>19593433
Fine. Just don’t get sappy when it’s time to let them go. Otherwise, they won’t ever grow up and be dependent.

>> No.19593448

>>19593438
What? No! I'm just a surly man with a culturally inappropriate view of sex!

>> No.19593450

>>19593435
I don't see why would a vampire use a cannon.

>> No.19593451

>>19593445
I guess you weren't around for THAT shitstorm.

>> No.19593452

>>19593431
>Additionally, if a monster eats this mushroom, her ferocity will remarkably increase, and she'll become a sex crazed beast and attack a man. Even timid monsters like “cockatrice” and innocent monsters like “alice” will intently attack and copulate with men like wild beasts, so it can be used to spice things up for a fresh sexual experience.

>> No.19593455

>>19593447
*independent
Opposite meaning really.

>> No.19593457

>>19593450
Mate, what part of "bitches love cannons" do you not understand?

>> No.19593465

>>19593386
I want her to take me to the land that she understands

>> No.19593468

>>19593457
Is she a pírate?

>> No.19593469

>>19593465
Wrong Ocean but you get a pass anon.

>> No.19593472
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19593472

>>19593450
You're a philistine and a swine and most certainly not my nigga.

>> No.19593474

Okay anon, say your waifu wanted you to get all sexied up for her. What sort of outfit would she want you to wear?

>> No.19593477

>>19593474
A well tailored suit.

>> No.19593486

>>19593474
Something tight and latex would do the trick for sure.

>> No.19593493

>>19593474
How would I know what’s sexy on a man? I’m a virgin for a reason you know.

>> No.19593495

>>19593457
>>19593468
Oh wait it's the dick, right?

>> No.19593497

>>19593452
Huh, guess I was remembering wrong.
I could probably get the potion anyway to make it even more potent.

>> No.19593499

>>19593401
Now that is the million dollar question, both are amazing, I suppose I’d have to go with boob pillows at night and lap pillow for napping during the day while she gently rubs my head and hums to me.
>>19593474
Red, lots of red.

>> No.19593500

>>19593474
Just socks.

>> No.19593501
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19593501

I wanna get kidnapped by a yandere satyros!

>> No.19593508
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19593508

>>19593474
her as a blanket

>> No.19593509

>>19593474
Medieval full-plate armor made out of SOLID GOLD
I'd be easy game wearing all that weight.

>> No.19593517

>>19593474
Sexy butler outfit.

>> No.19593518
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19593518

>tfw no MERE'd dragon broodmother who insists you keep her constantly pregnant
>other dragons will never look down on her in disgust for losing her dragon pride, but she won't care because she knows those frigid bitches will never know the happiness of being surrounded by daughterus that they made with their darling husbands

>> No.19593520

>>19593474
Nothing but a pink chastity cage.

>> No.19593526

>>19593474
Boxer briefs and sunglasses. Temporary pleasure runes maybe.

>> No.19593528

>>19593520
But how does sex work?

>> No.19593532

>>19593501
she'll set a bad example for you daughters anon

>> No.19593533

>>19593528
She has to find the key, it'll be like a game of hide-and-seek!

>> No.19593534

>>19593500
Matching tight knee socks and elbow gloves are beautiful on a girl. Which species can pull this off the best?

>> No.19593537
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19593537

Everyone talks about Regura's bugs, but his other MGs are just as based.

>> No.19593544

>>19593474
Nothing but a PT belt. I'm not getting in trouble with Sergeant Major for fucking without my PT belt on. That's an easy way to get hurt.

>> No.19593546

>>19593537
Yeah, but they're rare as fuck.

>> No.19593552

>>19593518
Anon, there is no way you could get that many babies with a dragon, at least not without a thousand years or so of effort first, with potentially decades between births. High tier races are rare for a reason, their fertility is lower than even the low rate of other monsters.

And sure you could challenge the tentacle forest for a guaranteed pregnancy, but I'd wager even the most skilled couples rarely make it to the treasured child trees.

>> No.19593556

>>19593537
I prefer the nereids from Mizone's doujin. Something about those arms scare me. Still i bet she is great at hugs.

>> No.19593557

>>19593330
>naked apron while serving lotsa spaghetti bacon and eggs for breakfast
>falling asleep while cuddling
>let out an 'i love you' as well
>body worship
>>19593474
>lingerie for dudes which is basically a lacey speedo
>collar and leash
>some of those pleasure runes around my groin so she can really mind break me

>> No.19593558 [SPOILER] 
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19593558

>>19593474

>> No.19593562

>>19593558
You a kiddie fucker anon?

>> No.19593576
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19593576

I want a smoke hobo to invade my life.

>> No.19593579

>>19593552
Just gotta use some of the gold from her hoard to pay some lich to research a fertility potion that boosts dragon fertility to the max

>> No.19593583

>>19593558
>2x Yetis
>2x Lamiae
>1x Ushi-Oni
>1x Kraken
What’s that last one?

>> No.19593585

>>19593576
>Oy anon have you seen my slippers?
>They're under the couch...
>Thanks doll!
>Wait, those are my slippers... who even are you?
>Shut up and kiss me
>seemslegit.jpg

>> No.19593586

>>19593558
>>19593562
Clearly it shows you are a succesful mate and father, what monstergirl wouldn’t love that?

>> No.19593587

>>19593579
The monster girl age has been going for a thousand years, I'm pretty sure that if such a potion was possible some lich would have invented it by now.

>> No.19593588
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19593588

>>19593474
Shimakaze outfit

>> No.19593589

>>19593552
The tentacle forest is a huge nope for me. I'd rather spend quite some time fucking my dragon than going there. I'm pretty lucky and I'd love to spend some months juat fucking her so I'm sure it wouldn't take long at all.

>> No.19593590

>>19593472
>Philistine
Sounds like something a phantom would say.

>> No.19593591

>>19593590
How about “bohemian”?

>> No.19593595
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19593595

What kind of strange lava is this?

>> No.19593602

>>19593589
It would take quite some luck to get her pregnant after only a few months, regardless of how much sex you had.

>By nature, it is extremely difficult for monster human couples to have children compared with human couples. Some monsters have lifespans that last centuries, or even millennia, and if they're unlucky, they won't be able to have children even after years, decades, or even centuries of having sex a two-digit number of times every day.

The good news is that there is no hurry, since both you and she can expect to live more than long enough to have at least a few kids.

>> No.19593603

>>19593595
Looks pretty rad.

>> No.19593605
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19593605

Never buy birthday gifts for your daughter from a tanuki.

>> No.19593608

>>19593474
Spats just spats

>> No.19593611

>>19593605
Which is the kid and which is the gift?

>> No.19593620
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19593620

>>19593611

>> No.19593624
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19593624

>>19593611
Right and left respectively.

>> No.19593626

>>19593576
Is there nsfw version of that pic? I would check it out but patreon ripping site is a barely working mess.

>> No.19593628

>>19593585
>close your eyes and kiss her
>her lips and tongue are warm and familiar
>you finally break away and look at the girl in front of you
>you recognize her as your loving wife of years
>in fact, isn’t tonight your nth honeymoon?

>> No.19593629

>>19593626
I actually got it from said patreon ripping site.

>> No.19593632

>>19593624
A RARE COLLECTOR'S ITEM?!

>> No.19593636

>>19593629
Isn't there supposed to be nsfw for patreons?

>> No.19593639

>>19592100
Oh I remember reading that like, 3 months ago. The TL's been done for a long time actually.
KC's whole 'everything is sex' underlying principle might be silly sometimes, but you can't deny the man is pretty inventive in following it. Entire skills written almost exactly like some enemy descriptions in your vidya, but everything has a lewd side to it.
Like the Knights turn the entire fight into showing off their bodies and every move is as deliberately sexy as it is tactically justified. Or spear wielders using them for improvised pole dancing and so on.

>> No.19593642

>>19593624
>>19593632
>Anon keeps his Living Doll sealed because she's a collector's item
>This causes her to develop all kinds of messed up fetishes

>> No.19593644

>>19593576
>>19593585
I just want to lay back with my smoke hobo and tell her how glad I'm not alone anymore in my house

>> No.19593651 [DELETED] 
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19593651

Nobody can beat the lolipussy.

Not the lolipussy.

>> No.19593659

>>19593651
Why is her crotch staring at me?

>> No.19593660

>>19593651
How flexible.

>> No.19593662

>>19593651
My dick could beat the lolipussy if i liked lolis.

>> No.19593665

>>19593651
That cunny is too much. KC you madman.

>> No.19593668
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19593668

>>19593532
You mean good example.

>> No.19593670

>>19593659
Druella's questionable fashion sense.

>> No.19593675

>>19593670
ITS SHIT

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19593679

>>19593675
You're shit.

>> No.19593692

>>19593639
KC's dedication to lewd is definitely a thing of wonders. I doubt he wrote this book but most of it is just an expansion to what KC already hinted at in the main books.
>Or spear wielders using them for improvised pole dancing and so on.
>Succubus has an elaborate battle intro involving a full pole dance
I'd bully her by attacking in the middle of it

>>19593651
If you look closely at her crotch you can see the all alluring loli pussy slit. Lewd.

>> No.19593693

>>19593679
No duh. That's why I'm here.

>> No.19593696

What kind of monster girl has sex the least often?

>> No.19593698
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19593698

But are you man enough to play on Hard?

>> No.19593703

>>19593698
No way dude.

>> No.19593704
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19593704

Two legs bad, four legs good.

>> No.19593705

>>19593696
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess Gargoyle. Only being animate when the sun is down can be restrictive.

>> No.19593706
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19593706

>>19593474
Lot's of tattered furs and leathers with some scrap plate to make me look like a proper bandit raider boss.

>> No.19593709

>>19593668
what type of mom teaches their daughters its okay to tie and rape their husbands whenever they get drunk or swear he smells like water

>> No.19593711

>>19593706
These threads have insufficient Orcs.

>> No.19593715

>>19593704
How do Whitehorns even survive in this heat? Do they just hang out in the water all summer?

>> No.19593733

>>19593715
They live in the tundra

>> No.19593735

>>19593733
Surely you don't think the tundra has no summer.

>> No.19593738

What uses would there be for Super Moisturizer?
>So strong that it can start transforming the outer tissues of your body into a slime-like substance.
The active ingredient may or may not be shoggoth.

>> No.19593744

>>19593735
It certainly doesn't get to be 90 degrees

>> No.19593745

>>19593738
Lye isn't sexy, anon.

>> No.19593748

>>19593738
That's called acid bro

>> No.19593753

>>19593738
I have eczema and I would like some of that.

>> No.19593757

>>19593744
It's not impossible. There was a high of 23 Celsius in Whitehorse today.

>> No.19593761

>>19593602
There is a way you can bypass that. Find a human girl who has the potential to become a dragon, get her pregnant, then, if she's pregnant with a girl, turn her into a dragon.

>> No.19593770

>>19593761
That sounds even more difficult.

>> No.19593803
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19593803

I had a dream last night where me and some of the lads were going to celebrate something with copious amounts of alcohol but we never reached the liquor store before I woke up.
Do you think an Oni is trying to tell me to stock up for when she shows up?

>> No.19593805

>>19593738
I'd rather just get a bunch of Parasite Slimes and unleash at a paladin training facility.

>> No.19593826

Fuck it. No inane questions, no vague prompts, no contrived scenarios. Just gush about your waifu. Say everything. Get it out of your system.

There can be only one.

>> No.19593829

>>19593826
I wish she was real.

>> No.19593831

>>19593803
That's the alcoholism talking.

>> No.19593836

>>19593831
I have never had a single drop of alcohol in my life though.

>> No.19593842

>>19593826
I don't have much to say. She's just a representation of my desire to be loved and to be free from the stresses of modern living.

>> No.19593843
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19593843

>>19593803
stock up on cute swimwear

>> No.19593848

>>19593501
All you gotta do is wait for that liquid courage to wear off and she'll be easy to escape.

>> No.19593851

>>19593826
Fuck me anon, there are so many little details I don't know where to start. I just need her so much.

I've been dreaming of true perfection and ultimate happiness with her for so long that I don't think I could ever settle for less even if this whole waifu thing doesn't work out in the future.

>> No.19593853

>>19593843
>The size you buy determines the size of your wife
I'm buying the biggest cup size on the smallest band.

>> No.19593857

>>19593842
Same, but mine is more an amalgamation of people I miss.

>> No.19593858

>>19593848
>wear off
I don’t think you understand Satyros very well.

>> No.19593859

>>19593826
I want to live on a farm with a troll and have a bunch of loli trolls working on the farm.

>> No.19593863

>>19593857
>amalgamation of people I miss
I never even thought to do that. That's kinda sweet.

>> No.19593865

>>19593851
Nothing wrong with knowing what you want.

I just know people have put a lot of thought into it and was curious what they've come up with. Once in a while you get a full bio of someone's waifu and I think it's really endearing.

>> No.19593871

>>19593826
I have been conflicted over two VERY different waifus for like the last two years.
And I abhor bigamy, so that's not a solution.
The struggle never ends.

>> No.19593874

>>19593183
The Mash novel.

>> No.19593879

>>19593863
Yeah. I realized after writing it all out that her traits, background and flaws mostly come from people I've loved and respected in the past that aren't part of my life anymore. Even her physical appearance takes some cues from exes and people I've known.

>> No.19593880

>>19593865
I feel you on that anon. I definitely have a super detailed concept of her in my head, but putting it all down in writing seems so final and restrictive. She sort of evolves and changes as I do, y'know? A lot of things are constants for sure, but even so she's still fairly different from when I first connected with her almost three years ago.

>> No.19593885

Is it possible to dress your waifu in ribbons without making her seem like a mummy rip-off?

>> No.19593889

>>19593885
Just use fewer ribbons.

>> No.19593890

>>19593880
People change. I've only just recently committed to a waifu and new details are coming up every day. I have a document I keep them in that's been steadily growing.

>> No.19593900

>>19593890
Welcome to the club anon. It's a melancholy place.

>> No.19593904

>>19593890
>I've only just recently committed to a waifu
Who is she anon?

>> No.19593905

>>19593871
Ah, the Betty and Veronica dilemma. Too honest and modest to try and juggle both, too fickle and infatuated with the two to commit to one.

>> No.19593906

>>19593826
I love her, that's all that needs to be said.

>> No.19593909

>>19593905
Just give them Potara earrings.

>> No.19593912

>>19593905
>Betty and Veronica
I don't know if it's stranger that someone here is old enough to use that with little promting or that I actually vaguely understand what you're talking about.

>> No.19593913

>>19593904
I guess not so recent now, but I'm the anon that greentexted the description of tundranubis before latenight drew her. I fell pretty hard after that first piece of art and plan on starting to commission some more once I have the means.

>> No.19593914

>>19593912
Anon the whole Betty & Veronica thing has become part of pop-culture through osmosis and age has nothing to do with it.

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>>19593826
i could love her forever and fail to return the comfort and love she brought me

>> No.19593917

>>19593826
She likes being carried, but also likes non-awkward cuddling, and that's why she is so interested in age alteration. One of the things that greatly excites her is having her body handled in her sleep. Things like falling asleep while bathing with me and waking up the next morning dressed in her pajamas in bed.

>> No.19593919 [SPOILER] 
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19593919

Rare Monster Grills are BEST monster grills.

>> No.19593921

>>19593913
I see! Has she got a name?

>> No.19593923

>>19593912
I'm 23 and used to read Archie digests all the time as a kid. I couldn't get cool comics where i lived at the time (far north) but grocery stores and such had Archie comics for cheap.

>> No.19593925

>>19593826
>There can only be one
Feeling pretty attacked desu sempai. I love all three of my girls to death.

But for the sake of the prompt, I’m glad my wife is still the epitome of sex appeal and affection that I’ve always desired. A girl who can switch from letting me rest my head on her lap, suck on her milky breasts, and give me nursing handjobs to letting me mating press her till she’s a ahegaoing, feeding me aphrodisiac pills by tongue whenever we kiss. The kind of girl who wouldn’t mind laying in bed with me 12-14 hours a day while we just spoon each other and watch shitty television. The kind of girl that’d never get tired of spending time with me no matter how boring or bizarre I am. God replying to these posts always makes me feel like a complete fucko.

>> No.19593929

>>19593925
I don’t think we’ve ever had a single mousefag who WASN’T a complete fucko, so it’s not like this is shocking.

>> No.19593931

>>19593925
There's nothing wrong with expressing your love for your waifu(s) anon, lord knows you're not the worst anon here.

>> No.19593936

>>19593921
I guess I can gush since I put out the prompt.

Her name is Sokanon. It's an Anishinabe name that means 'rain'. My native name means 'ice'. She's like the spring rain that melts the ice and washes the winter away.

>> No.19593942

>>19593936
That's pretty heckin cute anon.

>> No.19593944

>>19593826
Jokes on you. I have no waifu.

>> No.19593945

>>19593919
Brown kikis are dangerous.

>> No.19593957

>>19593925
Hey, I was just making a highlander reference because it's a battle of the waifus. If you've got enough love in you for three then good on you.

And you can never have too much spooning.

>> No.19593977

>>19593942
Thanks. It's actually kinda funny, the way it's pronounced sounds like you're saying "soakin' in" with a bit of a prairie accent. Hence why I call her Soka for short.

>> No.19593984

>>19593906
Now there's a good fucking answer.

>> No.19593997

>>19593916
I don't think I've come across a dedicated shogfag in here before. You got details?

>> No.19593998
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19593998

Hey anon wanna listen to Stratovarius on my Stradivarius?

>> No.19594000

>>19593826
thinking about her keeps me from falling into depression
i love her thats all

>> No.19594005

>>19593998
I'd be very interested to hear some of those shredding solos on violin, actually.

>> No.19594010

>>19593826
My wife is a loli Night Gaunt. I want to protect her and make her happy. Whether transformed or in human form I want to make her feel safe and comfortable.

>> No.19594026
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>>19593998
I prefer horns and brass an' whatsnots.

>> No.19594049
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>>19593706
Buiii...

>> No.19594054

>>19594049
Their guard is down!

>> No.19594057
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19594057

>So, you're lookin' for a Thief are ya? I'd be willin' to offer my services, fer a price.

>> No.19594061

>>19594054
No Anon! They still outnumber you!

>> No.19594062

>>19593997
I'd never presume to force a name on somebody but if Shogs don't have one or i couldn't say it and she wanted me to name her i would choose use Anne.

>> No.19594063

>>19594061
There's no safety in numbers when the right one walks through the door.

>> No.19594067

>>19594057
We're stealing the Claw of the Conciliator, you in or out?

>> No.19594085

>>19594057
You're pretty cocky for a Mouse, what are your credentials?

>> No.19594115

>>19593998
Please do not lick the violin little girl, if you want to sign up for orchestra the sign up is over there.

>> No.19594121
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19594121

Witches are gonna transform to show their onii-chans the power of love

>> No.19594122

>>19594049
Steammed Hams.

>> No.19594127

>>19594122
>The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, in this part of the country, at this time of the day, localized entirely in your bedroom?
>Yes!
>Can I see it?
>Come right on in...

>> No.19594147

>>19594122
Is it a regional dialect? Zipangese?

>> No.19594150
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19594150

>tfw you've just been looking at your lawn the last two weeks think about how nice having a riding lawn mower would be .



BOOMER YEAH YEA

>> No.19594154

>>19594150
Wrong tab, doofus.

>> No.19594162

>>19594154
We've been getting people posting stuff in this thread meant for other threads a lot recently. What gives?

>> No.19594221

Do you guys think iti'll happen? Will you ever get to be with your waifu in a happy world? Death doesn't count

>> No.19594226

>>19594221
It's my only hope for the future, but no.

>> No.19594229
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19594229

>>19594221
No but the thing about dreams is that once they come true they're not dreams anymore.

>> No.19594231

>>19594229
Does that make it so bad though if you have her?

>> No.19594233

>>19594231
It wouldn't be bad at all.

>> No.19594235

>>19594221
I don't think it'll happen, but I now hope every doomsday prophecy turns out to actually have been the Portal all along. I also hope one of them is correct for fucking once.

>> No.19594240

>>19594229
>A male Human! From another dimension! How rare!...
>...How valuable.

>> No.19594241

>>19594240
>YOINK

>> No.19594243

>>19593871
Give a quick rundown of each?

>> No.19594248

>>19594241
>You will never be you ked by you're waifu
Though in my guess I suppose I'm as likely to slip into the portal by accident as anything.

>> No.19594258

>>19593826
She's an Atlach-Nacha who spent so many decades if not centuries in her nest doing nothing but spinning her web that she can't even remember her own age nor her name. She's also completely alien to the world because of that.
Personality-wise she is a violent tsundere with a very passionate side, when the venom no longer affects her violent tsundere side disappears and she becomes a gentle passionate lover.
As for her appearance she pretty much looks like the profile picture but older (think early JC). She has natural black nails and wears a clip-on heart shaped earring.

>> No.19594264

>>19594226
>>19594229
>>19594235
Do you think you'll ever stop hoping, just forget about her and move on? Will you ever really find happiness

>> No.19594265

>>19594258
Very cute. She sounds like a sweetheart.

>> No.19594269

>>19594264
Waifu stuff is something I enjoy, so I don't see myself giving up on it.

>> No.19594271

>>19594264
>happiness
>in the real world
Yeah ahahah, no.

>> No.19594289

>>19594264
I haven't been happier than after completely giving up on finding love in the real world and then stumbling upon my monster girl waifu.
I can't even fathom how miserable I would be if I was chasing 3DPD especially after learning just how superior monster girls are.

>> No.19594299
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19594299

sleep well waifu friends and know that i would never want to leave bed if i had a blanket that was made of wife

>> No.19594301

>>19594269
>>19594289
I'm glad you guys found your thing. I truly hope all the wishes come true. Multiverse theory says they're out there somewhere.

>>19594271
Ain't that the truth

>> No.19594307
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19594307

>>19594299
Oh no, I can't leave the bed!

>> No.19594372

What would your parents say about your waifu if she was real? How's the first meeting go?

>> No.19594378

>>19594372
My mother might suffer a heart attack

>> No.19594381

>>19594378
Why's that anon?

>> No.19594382

>>19594372
My mom wouldn't mind. She'd be happy that I'm happy and happy to have another grandkid from me.

>> No.19594383

>>19594381
Some monster girls are still pretty monstrous.

>> No.19594388

>>19594372
She’d probsbly be amazed at how bangin’ my wife’s body is. The shock and disgust would be what she feels years down the line.

>> No.19594390

>>19594383
What is she?
>>19594382
Another? Have you sampled the 3DPD?

>> No.19594393

>>19593880
I've been writing weekly about my waifu for about 3 years now, the early days were crazy and I cringed at a some love letters from back then, I even had to retcom a few of them. Past the first year her character has been really solid and the changes that happened were mostly additions or minor differences.
Her species has strong characteristics so I guess that prevents her from changing as much as a human would.

>> No.19594394

>>19594390
Oh, I'm not him. I just keep thinking that to someone who's not familiar monster girls an arachne or slime would be pretty shocking. Especially when they found out you were fucking.

>> No.19594401

>>19594372
They'd learn to like her. She's nothing bizarre or terrifying.

>> No.19594405

>>19594394
Good thing my Dad likes monster girls. He browses the thread. It weirds me out

>> No.19594412

>>19594372
Dunno, I don't talk to them. My grandfather would probably go nuts in a good way though.

>> No.19594415

>>19594405
Hey anon's dad, post your monster sorter list.

>> No.19594416

>>19594390
>Have you sampled the 3DPD?
Yes. Unfortunately.

>> No.19594422

>>19594394
>the creeping realization that slowly overtakes moms face as she does the math on you and an Ushi-Oni

>> No.19594426

>>19594416
When the portals open, you can always get her refurbished.

>> No.19594428

>>19594422
>"Look ma, eight legs!"
>mom sits down, lights a cigarette
>"Seven vaganias..."

>> No.19594429

>>19594381
She's the type to scream bloody murder at a spider or snake and I don't think she can handle a shog

>> No.19594430

>>19594372
>At least you’re not gay
>Are you sure you’re not gay
I imagine those would be some of the first words for several of us, maybe not me I think they’d just be more happy that I’m happy and found someone, I doubt anybody would dislike Holstaurs too since they’re not very monsterous, my mom would probably be really happy she’s getting some grandkids from her own kids finally too.

>> No.19594436

>>19594372
Honestly, all of my portal fantasies involve going to the MGE world not them coming here.

>> No.19594438

>>19593871
It's right to have such a strong stance on polygamy when it comes to modern society human relationships, but you can throw it out the window when you're dealing with fantasy and monster girls.
Even with that view of things it still took me over 6 months to marry my 2nd waifu after meeting her, so I fully understand you.

>> No.19594439

>>19594436
Your parents can't come?
>>19594428
>when your mom realizes you can literally stick it anywhere in a slime

>> No.19594441

>>19594436
Same anon, but I’d love to see them come here just cause I’m super curious over what kind of girls my friends would end up with.

>> No.19594451

>>19594429
It'll be fine. She'll just give Master's Fleshsource a hug and everything will be better.

>> No.19594459

While not needed in monster relationships I wonder what kind of ring my shog would make me if I asked for one

>> No.19594467

>>19594441
That sounds so comfy. Hanging out with your friends, everyone with a waifu and happy.

>> No.19594474
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19594474

Local Sabbath hospital is performing free health check ups!

>> No.19594478

>take waifu to meet parents
>waifu is a jubjub that refuses to leave her perch
What do you even do?

>> No.19594479

>>19594441
I just want to get her some cool modern clothes and take her to places I know. I've got a whole long list of stuff I'd want to do with her here. Treat her to some local food, take her to the lake, that kind of thing.

Not gonna lie, I'd feel a little ripped off if I didn't get to show her off to everyone I know before I fucked off to have adventures in fantasy land forever.

>> No.19594504

>>19594372
Probably just be happy I got a girl like in the roulette, I don't think they would care that much.
It would also put an end to all the gay jokes.

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>>19594504

>> No.19594525

>>19594478
No. You listen, and you listen good. You are the perch. You walk in there all triumphant with your wife on your shoulder, and you tell them what's up. Don't even listen to their response, just kick open the door and walk off into the sunset.

>> No.19594544

>>19594504
So your parents are drugged londoners then?

>> No.19594587

>>19594474
You could come to the Sabbath hospital for a common cold and you'd still be diagnosed with stage 4 terminal lolicon.
At least they provide you with a lifetime prescription of loli free of charge.

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19594589

>>19594587
An acceptable outcome.

>> No.19594620

>>19591650
I want to tell a Kraken I want to have squid for dinner

>> No.19594666

Magic is bullshit
Trust in steel, that will never let you down

>> No.19594676

>>19594666
Say that in front of a Dark Mage if you trust steel that much.
Or say it in front of a Familiar if you want her to lightly punch your chest while crying and asking you to take it back.

>> No.19594678
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>>19593698
>Hard mode
>Not making the game even harder with mods that up the difficulty even further

>> No.19594683

>>19594666
>>19594676
Has conan taught you nothing?
https://youtu.be/MKMG-FdCGtM

>> No.19594691

>>19594683
Steel is not strong, FLESH is stronger. What is a sword compared to the hand that wields it?

>> No.19594698

>>19594691
Don't talk about flesh, you'll attract the succs.

>> No.19594700

>>19594691
>No dark mage or lamia monster to turn the tree of woe into sexy torture

>> No.19594701
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>>19594698
Too late

>> No.19594702

>>19594691
>Accepting the words of a monsterboy

>> No.19594703

>>19594700
>get left tied up
>Harpies coming to rape you
>eat them out instead
>>19594702
Set is obviously the best deity to serve because you get snek waifus.

>> No.19594708

>>19594703
I honestly was thinking the tree itself would rape you.

>> No.19594718

>>19594701
She looks like a pure girl

>> No.19594724

This steel talk got me thinking
If you bring a hakutaku to and show her a damascus weapon, we might find the secrets to making Wootz steel.

>> No.19594731

>>19594701
Succubi might be strong but they desecrate the art of fighting with their seductive techniques and tendency to rape their opponent.

>>19594718
She is a being made of pure desire for dick if that's what you mean.

>> No.19594738

>>19594731
Even the dirtiest succ willing to do the most degrading acts was a pure virgin once!

>> No.19594741

>>19594731
>but they desecrate the art of fighting with their seductive techniques and ten
Hey, as long as it works

>> No.19594745

>>19594724
>Wootz steel
What fantasy material is that?

>> No.19594749

>>19594708
This will take some contemplation.

>> No.19594757

>>19594741
Imagine practicing the same sword thrust over 1000 times everyday in order to master it and become a stronger warrior only to end up fighting a succ who will make you practice a very different kind of thrust right in the middle of the battlefield

>> No.19594770

>>19594745
It's a real metal anon
It's part of what makes the Damascus steel, the orginal process to making it having been lost and we keep finding a whole bunch of cool shit every other time we examine the stuff.
Weapons made with it were known to be extra durable and sharp, and more recently contain CARBON NANOTUBES

>> No.19594783

>>19594770
Sounds like the sort of stuff a Crow Tengu would be all over
She'd even have a treasured antique sword made of it that only her future husband is allowed to wield

>> No.19594785

>>19594757
Would piss me the hell of
But thats why warriors should learn to combat magic users.
Just dont do what mitsurugi did and believe a soul eating sword would counter guns

>> No.19594786

>>19594757
>Practicing one single attack over and over and not expecting it to be countered eventually

>> No.19594794

>>19594724
>>19594770
ANCIENT
ALIENS

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19594796

>tfw no tan-skinned, platinum blonde-haired kiki wearing a gyaru style maid outfit
>"Master, the house is, like, totes clean and dinner is super ready~!"

>> No.19594807

>>19594796
>Dinner is junk food that she orded from the nearby fast food joint
Gyaru kikis are something else.

>> No.19594812

>>19594807
>he didn't read gal gohan

Everyone should know by now that gyarus are the best at cooking.

>> No.19594813

>>19594807
Come now, even gyaru kikis are proper kikis. Dinner would be fancy looking junk food she cooked herself to make sure it's surprisingly healthy for her Master.

>> No.19594814

>>19594683
>You'll never have a mg daughter and teach you this.
fuck man I'm now sad.

>> No.19594816

>>19594814
*her

>> No.19594828

>>19594770
>>19594783
>>19594794
https://imgur.com/a/NnGav22
Look at this knife
This steel is straight up fantasy metal
This is almost what I think demon silver would look like

>> No.19594837

>>19594785
Succubus can be ridiculously strong depending on the setting.
MGE ones might not be overpowered but they're definitely high tier
>Superhuman strength
>Skilled in both combat and magic
>Inherently possess charming powers
Whenever I imagine myself fighting a succ I end up losing before the fight even starts because of her pheromones that'd get me too aroused to even think properly

>>19594786
True warriors know that if you repeat the same technique a million times it attains the power of the heavens.

>> No.19594844 [SPOILER] 
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19594844

Monsters are bad and should be avoided.

>> No.19594845

>>19594837
That may be true, but it doesn't matter how strong it is if it can be countered or dodged

>> No.19594852

>>19594796
Fuck that way of talking shouldn't turn me on as much as it does.

>> No.19594858

>>19594844
Watching me sleep would be only minor creepy. Not even enough to prevent me from sleeping. Then again, NEET Gazer waifu is my fetish anyways...

>> No.19594887

>>19594844
Boys are sluts for bad monster girls.

>>19594845
If a genki Salamander came at you with her ultimate burning-soul inferno slash technique that she practiced for years and gives you a speech about how even a Dragon would be defeated by it, would you really have the heart to dodge it with a simple sidestep because of his slow and wind-up her technique is?

>> No.19594897

>>19594796
That's really hot and I don't know why. Gyaru maids sound unstoppable

>> No.19594904

>>19594887
>Sidestep
>Extend Leg
>Commence the bullying after she trips and falls flat on her face

>> No.19594913

>>19594887
Nah, tank it and watch her get flustered

>> No.19594915

>>19594897
They're friendly. efficient and flirty. God help the poor shy nerd who ends up with one.

>> No.19594916

>>19594887
>>19594904
You need to go deeper. Sidestep her slash, then step on the blade and push the tip into the ground, disarming her. Bop her on the nose with an open hand, muss her hair, turn away and leave.

The sploosh would be heard from miles away.

>> No.19594919

>>19594837
>Superhuman strength
>Skilled in both combat and magic
They aren't that strong or skilled at combat though. They are more of the nimble kind who keeps their distance and charms you until your boner makes it impossible to fight.

>> No.19594921

>>19594467
Agreed, I think I might actually prefer this to going to mge-land. I’m not the adventurous type and I’m rather fond of my goons, plus technology is too good to give up.

>>19594479
I also agree with the second part, playful arguing with my friends over whose got the best girl(s) would be the greatest.

>> No.19594938

>>19594919
>not constantly having an erection during every fight to make every enemy distracted by your bulge

>> No.19594963

>>19594913
You'd have to pull some bullshit to tank it like stacking fire resistance accessories until you reach 99.99% damage negation .
Expect her to call you out on it and get very pouty.

>>19594916
This is how you peacefully MERE a lizard.

>> No.19594983

>>19594921
If I was sure she'd be safe I'd absolutely keep her here in this world.

Being real though the main reason is that I want to go on a shopping montage, trying on outfits and being an obnoxious romcom couple in public. That shit is the best.

>> No.19594986

>>19594938
I'd probably need to fight wearing a loincloth so my movements are ruined by my armor. It would be hard explaining it to some girls, like a lizard or a dragon.
A salamander however may take that chance to fight in her underwear though.

>> No.19594988

>>19594887
>Boys are sluts for bad monster girls.

Shut the fuck up, who would want to get raped by a big muscluar ushi with bigger tits than my head, and then dive its hands deep into her soft fur and cuddle afterwards.

>> No.19594997

>>19594919
They're stronger and more skilled than the average human. Trained Succubi like the ones in the fallen maiden side book would be leagues above a trained human.
You can always just train and grind until you're high level but from the get go Succubi have a big advantage.

>> No.19595012

>>19594988
Y-yeah

>> No.19595037

>>19594915
I'd like to see her get catty when a shog tries to move in on her cherryboy Master
>"Look, you purple jizz rag, this virgin cute is, like, MY Master and the only slut who is gonna spit shine his cock is me!"
>she says all of this while swinging around a gaudy bedazzled and gold broom

>> No.19595040

>>19594997
Warrior ones, yeah they would probably be as strong as a salamander if not slightly more but what they really pack is the magical power. Also it shouldn't be that hard to get to their level considering they were powerful humans.

And pretty much every monster has an advantage from the get go, even a slime could get you if you're not careful.

>> No.19595047

>>19595037
Are all her cleaning implements decorated?

>> No.19595054

>>19594988
Only a slut would want that. I'd rather a big muscular Minotaur squeezes my head between her powerful thighs and make me give up my virginity and freedom to her. She'd then spend everyday teaching me how good 100% beef meat tastes like.

>> No.19595076
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19595076

Which monster girl is the best for face fucking?

>> No.19595083

>>19595076
Ones with horns.

>> No.19595113

>>19595047
Of course. The pink hand cloth she carries around for impromptu cleaning has "Master's Dirty Slut," stitched in gold thread, she likes comment on how her top-of-the-line, overly decorated custom vacuum cleaner has less suction than her, and the handle on feather duster is subtly shaped like a dildo and the feathers are the same platinum blonde as her tail...wait...Is that why her tail sometimes looks fuller than usual?

>> No.19595115

>>19595076
>Pudgy milky Slime
Too bad you can't impregnate a Slime.

To answer your question I'll have to go with a short undead, they don't feel pain, don't need to breathe and their throat is the perfect size to become a cock sleeve.
>>19595083
Horns do add a lot of face-fuckability
Are there any short undead with horns?

>> No.19595121

I want to turn a nightgaunt into a hopeless exhibitionist.

>> No.19595130

>>19595115
You could try to find a zombie dragon that's fairly short. Maybe an old loli one or you could just use some magic on her.

This made me think about young undead dragons and now I'm really sad and want to cuddle my dragon wife and daughter

>> No.19595145

>>19595076
>ghouls, as natural experts
>cheshires, gagging and choking as they try to talk shit (plus rough cat tongues)
>white horns, flushed and hot inside and out
>wolfus, long tongues, wide throats and they'd be able to growl the whole time
>Fairies, hugging it all around as they licked the tip

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>>19595145
>cheshires, gagging and choking as they try to talk shit (plus rough cat tongues)
Gagging Cheshire in tears, covered in drool and mucus!

>> No.19595155

>>19594438
See, if it was just societal expectations that’d be easy to chuck out the window.
Unfortunately, I don’t see myself as being capable of maintaining a healthy and balanced relationship between the both of them at once. It’d be one autistic balancing act that ultimately would be less than what could be gleaned from a one-on-one.
To make things even weirder, one of them is from existing material while the other is less concrete and only in my head, for the time being. Leading to another level of mismatch.

>> No.19595158

>>19595113
She sounds like a lovely maid. Perfect for a master who needs to loosen up.

>> No.19595175
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>>19595012
Indeed who would want to be smothered by those huge tits, pinned down and grinded by her abs, while she releases her primal animal-like urges in a hot day where you can clearly smell her feminime scent, and her pheromones are getting empowered more and more, or even count what happens when the seal comes off. Who would want this adrenaline infused crazy sex addict like copulation.
I wouldn't want this that's for sure.
Yeah, totally not.
At all.

>> No.19595182
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19595182

If I met a fatty orc, I wouldn't be able to resist commenting on her pudgy belly and feeling it up

>> No.19595190

>>19595155
You could always use a doppelganger potion to be in two places at once (you share senses so you literally would feel like you're in two places at once). Yes there is that side effect of losing rationality the more copies are made but one should be feasibly able to be used for non-sexual purposes.

>> No.19595201

>>19595121
That seems like a very high effort low reward process.

>>19595130
>Haughty shortstack Dragon refuses to get together with a lowly human
>Ends up undying sad and lonely
>Finds happiness by letting Anon use her throat as a cock sleeve
It doesn't have to be tragic and involve young Dragons.
Young Dragons should be protected and cherished until they grow up into fine ladies, only then they can undie and become cock sleeves.

>> No.19595202

>>19595158
Yep, but all this talk about gyaru kikis has made me sad because I know I'll never see art of one

>> No.19595210

You know what would be cool? Art of a Kobold with an eye-patch, a cool snake-skin jacket that's open but barely covers her lewd, bare chest, and a baseball bat.
Mad Dog Maisie we'd call her.

>> No.19595226
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>>19595076
Undead girls have no need to breathe.

Being able to go to sleep with your wife's throat tightly wrapped around your cock all night is a luxury only the husbands of undead get!

You can violently defile her throat while half asleep, cum hard and promptly fall asleep with your wife's nose still pressed against your crotch.
What a relaxing way to sleep

>> No.19595239

>>19595201
Fuck no anon. No dragon should face the horrible fate of dying alone whether they are old or young, I love undead dragons but I'd do my best to prevent them from existing.

>> No.19595259

>>19595239
Is a dragon zombie the same person as the living dragon, just with a rewired personality?

>> No.19595272

>>19595259
For one they'll ferociously pursue a mate instead of acting like lazy fat lizards.

>> No.19595279

>>19595155
You're most likely just restricting yourself based on your own expectations, I'm sure you'd be fine with both.
As for them being incompatible that's not a worry either, what's important is that they share the same love for you that will unite them no matter their differences be they material, mental or whatever.

>> No.19595294

>>19595259
Yeah, she's just extra lewd. Trade all the haughtiness for lust and there you have it.

Still doesn't change the fact they have to die though.

>> No.19595322

>>19595294
>Still doesn't change the fact they have to die though.

Unless you marry one that was born from a dragon zombie mother.

>> No.19595368

>>19595322
>The more powerful a monster girl is the harder it is to impregnate her
>Dragons are among the most powerful
>Undeads can't reproduce unless you dump ungodly amount of Spirit energy in their womb to revitalize it
Dragon Zombie daughters would be a miracle.

>> No.19595386

>>19595322
I guess, but there is also this >>19595368

Then again, you'd be pretty much immortal so I guess there would be one every few eons. Or one could use the tentacle forest.

>> No.19595388

>>19595201
It's about the journey, not the destination.

>> No.19595429

>>19595368
I want a shameless dragon zombie who calls herself a cumdump toilet for her husband's exclusive use.

>> No.19595435

>>19595429
This is beyond mere. This is pathetic.

>> No.19595439
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>tfw commissioned a picture of my wife and no news in a week.

>> No.19595443

>>19595386
>>19595429
>>19595435
Consider the following: Dragon Wights.

>> No.19595444

>>19595201
If you cherish young Dragons with dickings, they aren't at risk in the first place.

>> No.19595446
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19595446

>"Good morning anon!"
>"Wait a second, what's going on down here?"

>> No.19595449

>>19595443
Horrifying. I want to see.

>> No.19595450

>>19595439
Who's the artist? Sometimes the artist just won't say anything and you'll silently be in their queue with a sketch popping up in your inbox nearly a month later asking for approval or possible changes.
That's how it was for two out of my last three.

>> No.19595457

>>19595439
A week isn't that long. Give it some more time or look at their feed before asking for an update.

>> No.19595459

>>19595446
I'd like to see this, but with a smug anon standing behind a flushed succubus saying "Looks like someone hot wet."

>> No.19595463

>>19595449
Warm your Dragon Zombie waifu enough with womb hugs and daughterus and you'll get there. Roughly around the turn of the 4th millenium.

>> No.19595468

>>19595439
I ended up waiting nearly three weeks one time and turned out the artits didn't see my message. I suggest waiting around two or three weeks and hitting them up with a message just to be sure.

Who's your wife, anon?

>>19595443
Would love to see one rulling over a kingdom that she considers to be her hoard.

>> No.19595476

>>19595463
I was there, Anondalf. I was there 4000 years ago when the courage of man failed.

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>>19595450
>>19595457
Yeah, This is the first time I've commissioned something so I have no idea how long this takes.
>>19595468
The cutest undead

>> No.19595482
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19595482

Big buff wolf wives

>> No.19595491

>>19595477
Lich commission I take it? Nice, undead are top tier.
I remember that feeling from the first few commissions, it feels silly to be nervous about it looking back but you never know what the process is like until you do it.

>> No.19595492

>>19595386
>>19595444
>Dragon Zombie gets pregnant after 200 years of daily creampies
>Her father is a daughteru dicker
I'm usually for daughters dicking but in this instance I'd be pissed at such a selfish father

>>19595429
I prefer mine to have her mind completely rotten to the point where the only words she can say are her husband's name and all the lewd words he taught her

>> No.19595536

>>19595476
>So said Elrond Half-Anon, father of Arwen UndoMERE, Dragon Wight
>he gives his daughter and the biggest gem of his waifu's hoard to his son-in-law to rebuild the race of man
>Elessar is his great-great-great-great-nth-nephew, so the marriage is incest and straight_shota
You're hitting a lot of the right notes, mate.

>> No.19595537

>>19595477
Oh nice to see we have a lichfag! Going for an off profile or just the usual?

Either way, good luck with the wait and I'm always excited to see more art.

>> No.19595543

>>19595537
Off Profile. My wife is pear shaped, the best shape.

>> No.19595554

>>19595536
I didn't even think that far ahead but I'll take it.

>> No.19595570

>>19595543
>pear shaped lich
I wish you all the best, that's some A+ taste.

>> No.19595584

>>19595543
Absolutely nice. I have my fingers crossed for you anon.

>> No.19595590

>>19595543
The only shape better than pear shape is pear shape stuck in a window.

>> No.19595610

>>19595115
>Too bad you can't impregnate a Slime.
I like to imagine that, for dark slimes at least (and any other “cored” slime), you CAN get legitimate daughters.
It would work by a new core starting to form by nucleating on the mother’s core.

>> No.19595631

>>19594264
Baseless hope is free amd doesn't interfere with my life, plus I've spent too much time on this crap to just forget unless I actually do find happiness on my own with someone else. Probably not.

>>19594372
I don't have an individual waifu, but I usually bounce around between wife eel, some form of succ, or a taku as my envisioned wife in these situations. We've gotten to the point where my mom has stated she'd be okay with me liking dudes so long as I was showing romantic interest in another person (it's a "normal" thing to do), so I'd probably be okay if the succ has a human skintone (I'd like her blue). The logistics of having a joro wife are still a head scratcher, though.

>> No.19595635

>>19595610
Humpty eggs can sort of give birth too, since they lay eggs instead of dividing.

>> No.19595636

>>19595635
Do they?
I thought the egg part was only for those resulting from Jubjub eggs.

>> No.19595684

>>19595635
They are unhatched JubJub eggs. I'm pretty sure they just divide like all other Slimes.

>> No.19595728

>>19595492
Anon let the zombie be with who she wants to be with! Nothing good can come from prying that girl away from her lover because he’s being ‘selfish’

>> No.19595773

>>19595610
Yet another strong reason why cored slimes are the best

>>19595635
>>19595636
>>19595684
All Humpty Eggs have a shell and they're egg slimes. Humpty Eggs producing eggs is more logical than the opposite.

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>>19595636
>>19595684

Check the last line of the profile. I'm disappointed in you anons.

But yeah, there are jubjubs with humpty egg mothers. Wonderland is a weird place.

>> No.19595795

>>19595636
>>19595684
It's in the profile that they lay eggs, although I can understand you overlooking it. They even hatch jubjubs, although it's more likely than usual that they lay additional slimes.

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>> No.19595960

>>19595728
>Anon is lucky enough to scores himself an ultra rare Dragon Zombie
>Produces one more but keeps her to himself
Call me a commie if you want but dragon daugterus should be equally distributed among all dragon lovers, especially the rarer kinds.

>>19595926
Becoming the prisoner of an evil monster girl is always a valid career path.

>> No.19596153

I want a loli Kiki cunny slave!

>> No.19596154

>>19595960
>Becoming the prisoner of an evil monster girl is always a valid career path.
Is it still being a prisoner if you enjoy it?

>> No.19596236

>>19596154
>Anon is shackled to the wall but doesn't struggle at all.
>The door to his cell slowly opens as a voluptuous figure walks in.
>It's the demon that captured him some months back.
>"Sorry sweetie, had to scare off those damn paladins. Now where were we?" She says with a smile.
>From behind her back she pulls out two large griffon feathers.
>Begins to assault anon shirtless body with the feathers tickling him up and down.
>His pleads for her to stop between laughing are drowned out by her giggling at her prisoners reaction.
>After she is finished she retrieves dinner she has cooked for them.
>Unlocking his binds the two get comfy and enjoy the food while the demon goes on to tell anon how she plans on conquering a small village nearby.
>"Yeah im thinking I go there and just start turning girls into demons as well. What do you think sweetie?" She asks her prisoner.
>"Im sure you will and they won't even see it coming" he says back.
>Anon being the good guy his is knows he will have to dick the demon down harder than usual to stop her plans by exhausting her.
>Many towns have been saved thanks to anons "heroic" actions.

>> No.19596269

>>19595795
Calling a Kiki your slave rather than your maid has to be one of the most insulting things you could tell her.
Even more than using humiliating names for her vagina.

>> No.19596277

>>19596269
Yes, that's the point.

>> No.19596303

Reminder that there is nothing wrong with bullying monster girls

Also nice new report options

>> No.19596321

>>19596303
Only if it's bullying them with your dick.
About time.

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>>19596303
>This post is extremely low effort
This is a change I can get behind!
Along with changing my wife into a bunny suit!

>> No.19596342

>>19596236
>Ticking
My fetish that sadly has the most low quality content of all.
>>19596303
What about monster girls bullying you?

This is great.

>> No.19596372

>>19596342
>My fetish that sadly has the most low quality content of all.
For real anon. Life is suffering.

>> No.19596378

>>19596372
Also it gets paired up with feet too. I just want a demon to tickle me playfully.

>> No.19596392

>>19596325
Why would you turn your wife into a bunny suit?

>> No.19596455
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>>19596392
Change from her business suit into a bunny suit my man.

>> No.19596459

>>19596392
Sounds like a good way to cause some surprise corruption.

>> No.19596482

>>19596378
Tickling isn’t even a fetish for me and yet I can imagine my wife very occasionally playing with me like that. Of course, turnabout is fair play.

>> No.19596492

>>19596303
Holy hell thats good. Why wasn’t it this way before?

>> No.19596526

>>19592574
Kinda late reply,but he/she/it can take any form it wishes according to the stories,and yes it has appeared as female in some of them

>> No.19596528

What are the 5 monster girls more likely to be buttsluts? My guess is...
1-Dark Valkyrie
2-Anubis
3-Kakuen
4-Charibyds
5-Umi Osho
No particular order.

>> No.19596536

>>19596528
Anything with dark in the name likes butt stuff.

>> No.19596542

>>19596528
Kejourou
Anubis
Ratatoskr
Familiar
Kakuen

>> No.19596596

>>19596536
>Dark Slime
>Doesn't have an actual ass, still loves it up the butt

>> No.19596610

>>19596596
>No visible differences
>She just moans so much harder if it’s about 4 inches over

>> No.19596644

>>19596528
The Night Gaunt entry talks about looking like they are being taken in the rear entry position and getting their ass rubbed.

>> No.19596653

>>19596528
Angelic species are all buttsluts. Their religion forbids vaginal sex but it says nothing about anal.

>> No.19596688

>>19596653
Wait...Even the eros followers? Like Houris and Cupids?!

>> No.19596698

>>19596528
Wight
Kakuen
Familiar
Kej
Tie between defeated Salamanders and Hinezumis.

>> No.19596712

>>19596542
>>19596698
Why a Kejourou though?

>> No.19596725

>>19596712
For me, it's that one Quicksilver story.

>> No.19596735

>>19596688
Eros is a huge slut pretending to be religious.

>> No.19596736
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>>19596303
>new report options
>spam from the usual suspects has mysteriously ceased
Oh happy day.

>> No.19596741

>>19596712
For me it's about the way they look, I can just imagine one face down, ass up and biting a pillow with her long hair obscuring parts of her face during anal.

>> No.19596742

>>19596653
>Their religion forbids vaginal sex
You gotta tone down that headcanon of yours mate.

>> No.19596744

>>19596725
>Quicksilver did a Kej story
great, another good girl tainted by pedophilia.

>> No.19596752

>>19596744
You didn't actually read it, did you.

>> No.19596771

>>19596744
https://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ
It's about a big sexy onee-san, fucko.

>> No.19596772

>>19596744
>it's a newfag gets mad at loli episode

>> No.19596774

>>19596744
No, that was the Shirohebi one.

>> No.19596820

>>19596303
How long until screeching on certain chronically low-effort boards?
Just kidding nothing can save /v/.

>> No.19596837

>>19596303
what if I got bullied then I bully back?

>> No.19596840

>>19596771
>https://pastebin.com/rS7k8uAJ
oh man.

>> No.19596844

>>19591726
Probably? Try putting your belly onto a lego.

>> No.19596853

>>19596837
Looks like someone recently watched the Nekura Megane that recently got translated

Still nothing wrong with that

>> No.19596957

>>19596528
Demon
Dark Mage
Kejourou
Pharaoh
Nurarihyon

Especially if they're pear-shaped lolis.

>> No.19596960

>>19596853
i didn't but now thanks to you i know about this

>> No.19596996

>>19596957
A harem of those five as fat bottomed lolis would be beautiful

>> No.19597032

>>19596957
>>19596996
That sounds absolutely delicious.

>> No.19597048

Anyone have that album of monster “ideal gf” girls?

>> No.19597060

>>19596853
>Spoiler
That plot but with monster girls would be beyond perfect

>> No.19597064

>>19597048
No. Those are shitty memes.

>> No.19597069

>>19593474
Luxurious silks in bold colors, valuable rings, bracelets, and necklaces with various precious gem settings. A single earring with a feather from a griffon. Decked out in lovely perfumes, skin oiled down by servants, and awaiting her on her bed, laying sprawled on the lions pelt, shirt hanging low enough to show off the chest.

>> No.19597076

>>19597069
You had me worried until I got to the pronouns.
Actually I’m still worried.

>> No.19597113

Southern gothic monster girls when?

>> No.19597120

Remember that fighting monster girls is important
No to be a monster slayer or to be the strongest there is, but to at least fend off the undesirables

>> No.19597133

>>19597120
But theres a flaw in that logic
What of you don't desire a lilim or dragon? Theres no way to stop them from claiming you
Unless you mix escape or passive fighting skills in guess

>> No.19597139

>>19597133
They're ultra rare so unless you're unlucky won't happen

>> No.19597146

>>19597139
If anon was unlucky he would probably be taken out by matangos before he even started training

>> No.19597153

>>19597120
I'm of the opinion that learning to defend yourself just makes you more valuable prey

>> No.19597169

>>19597153
It does make for a fun story
Like what if some boss monster catches wind of your adventures and wants to see if you're a worthy mate?

>> No.19597181

>>19597169
Um, thats pretty much the entire MO for echidna.

>> No.19597188

>>19597120
yeah I would "fight" her in the bed. If you know what I mean.

>> No.19597200

>>19597181
What we got for echidna stuff anyway?

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>>19597120
I agree, I want to be strong on my journey to find my vampire waifu, then submit myself to her the moment I find her.

>> No.19597210

>>19597188
This, or somewhere private, need to show off the "marital" arts

>> No.19597223

>>19597210
Honestly I find the concept of fighting for who will be the dom is pretty fun. I like to earn to be dom you know.

>> No.19597232

>>19597120
I would fight to be the strongest there is.
Be the guy at the top that inspires people to do there best and strive to beat.
And with the demon silver we can stab each other all day and not die

>> No.19597249

>>19597232
I feel like there would be a salamander masturbating to that little speech.

>> No.19597264

>>19593167
Who needs grandkids when she can just make more daughterus?

>> No.19597391

>>19596996
That could work, the Nurarihyon bringing her friends to you she figures are your type.
>harem of those girls
>all those seductive laughs, smiles and lewd comments

>> No.19597398

>>19594372
I'd sever all ties with everyone I know just so I don't have to deal with shit like that

>> No.19597404

>>19596303
Wait, which one do I select for reporting furshit?

>> No.19597410

>>19597404
Shit nevermind I'm retarded, sorry

>> No.19597413

>>19597398
Not on good family terms?

>> No.19597420

>>19596303
I don't like what this could possibly mean.

>> No.19597422

>>19597413
No, I just hate explaining things to people, and I especially do not want to explain to every person I know that monster girls aren't furries

>> No.19597427

>>19597420
You mean stuff like people getting warnings all over the place for "enjoying" too much the new "system"?

>> No.19597431

>>19597422
I don't think they'd really be concenered with definitions and more so the monster at hand. Unless your waifu is a Sith

>> No.19597447

>>19597431
I mean I already had to stop speaking to a group of former friends because they called me furry for liking hellhound

>> No.19597449

>>19597427
Nah, I'm concerned that this new report system might turn this place into reddit.

>> No.19597470

>>19597447
Hellhound is fucking patrician forget those guys.
t. Man with a hellhound waifu

>> No.19597473

>>19597447
Shit friends anyway. That shouldn't result in any more than the occasional ribbing unless you bring it up constantly. How does stuff like that come up, anyway?

>> No.19597503

>>19597449
Means you can't shitpost any more, sorry

>> No.19597508

>>19597447
Fuck em, at least you're happy now. And you have us at least.

>> No.19597513

>>19597420
It's the same thing as before, all those options were rules to start with. All it does is limit people spamming vague reports and forces them to make a distinction to prevent abuse by butthurt faggots.

>> No.19597522

>>19597503
>Anyone concerned of what a new report system could possibly mean is a shitposter
Anon that's retarded.

>> No.19597525

>>19597404
>>19597410
So what option is it?

>> No.19597527

>implying the mods are suddenly going to start caring

>> No.19597537

>>19597525
For some reason it's not an option on all boards, what the fuck

>> No.19597539

>>19597527
Fuck off, redditor.

>> No.19597561

>>19597537
>>19597525
Okay no, it's only an option if you report a post with an image. This is a surprisingly well-done system

>> No.19597563 [DELETED] 

>>19597539
Mods confirmed mega gay.

>> No.19597570

>>19597563
whoops meant for >>19597537

>>19597561
But it's not, that means furfags will just post their trash through links and raving about how much they love dog cock without posti

>> No.19597574

>>19597570
Then use "off topic" or "low quality"

>> No.19597576

>>19597570
>posti
posting them*

>> No.19597578

>>19597570
I mean, there is the off-topic option.

>> No.19597579

>>19597525
Posts with images have different options than those without them, and yes different boards have different options

>> No.19597582 [DELETED] 

>>19597574
>>19597578
>trusting mods to not be total fags
>in 2018

>> No.19597612

>>19597579
Also, OP’s have more options too

On a side note, is Pixiv having problems with lolifags?

>> No.19597634

>>19597391
Would be perfect.
Haughty, high class, fat bottomed lolis

>> No.19597644

Would monsters find us weird?

>> No.19597655

>>19597644
Yes, we would be the real monsters for wanting to do such lewd acts against them

>> No.19597663

>>19597612
>On a side note, is Pixiv having problems with lolifags?
Haven't heard anything, are pics getting purged or something?

>> No.19597668

>>19597655
>lewd acts
Like what? handholding?

>> No.19597742

>>19597644
Yeah we are equivalent of a Radical Faction™ of monstergirl lovers. We might be both desired and despised, depending on the species in question.

>> No.19597747

>>19597742
I can't honestly think any monster girl would despise us. They all want a husband. In fact we'd likely be in too short supply for them.

>> No.19597792

>>19597747
Especially when the first wave hits and normal FAGs are deciding how to handle this.

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>>19597747
I meant despise as in tsundere types. The fun kind of despising.

>> No.19597802

>>19597792
>hundreds of anons laying prostate before the portal while normies protest behind them

>> No.19597816

>>19597796
Now see that kind I can get behind

>> No.19597821

>>19597796
Like a Nacho?

>> No.19597918

>>19597816
I'd definitely get behind a Cupid.
>>19597821
Precisely. They would tease us extra hard for being hopelessly addicted to monstergirls before they even arrived.

>> No.19597931

>>19597802
Might want to proofread before you post

>> No.19597932

>>19597802
>Men with winged waifus getting whisked off into the sky, flipping the bird to the screeching roasties
>Others walk through the barricades, hand in hand with their waifus, noses high
>Everything is relatively calm until that one fucker with a dark matter waifu meets the girl of his dreams and all hell breaks loose
>It's still a good ending for all involve
That said, I wouldn't be that eager. I'd wait at least a few weeks to make sure I wasn't walking into a Serving Man situation.

>> No.19597936

Do you think your waifu would know about you when she arrived or just be drawn to you? Does she stand out from others of her kind?

>> No.19597939

What sort of noise does your waifu make when she cums anon?

>> No.19597941

>>19597931
I'm at work posting fast, my bad.

>> No.19597954

>>19597936
My waifu is a master of sorcery, and is probably spying on this realm via crystal. I wouldn't recognize her alongside others of her species, but she would approach me to "offer" a non-negotiable position as her assistant.
>>19597939
SCHLORP

>> No.19597961

>>19597936
>>19597939
Fucking hell, cease with the waifu questionnaires every goddamn thread.

>> No.19597974

>>19597936
My waifu and I would definitely be able to find and recognize each other no matter what, I mean, our bond is strong enough to connect us even now when we aren't quite sure whether the other exists or not.

>>19597939
I don't know anon, that depends on the kind of sex we're having.

>> No.19597985

>>19597961
Then there'd be nobody left but the spammers.

>> No.19597995

>>19597985
Im around and I dont spam

>> No.19598011

>>19597939
Y'know that one vid where they did the famous 'screaming black man' with the Splatoon voice?

>> No.19598039

>>19597742
>Radical
Wouldn't that be /monster/ since they create shrines of their waifus and try to monstergirlify serious diseases?

>> No.19598050

>>19597985
Good, the sooner this place dies the better,

>> No.19598059

>>19598050
Lighten the fuck up
We still got the writers at the very least

>> No.19598073

>>19597742
How radical can we be? Like sunglasses, backwards cap radical?

>> No.19598075

>>19598059
Yeah, writers who would rather lurk and shitpost instead of write.

>> No.19598077

>>19597570
The rule was always about directly posting furshit content.
If they’re linking it, they’re not breaking any rules except that it’s very likely off topic.

>> No.19598089

>>19598077
Fuck off furfag.

>> No.19598129

>>19598089
Buddy what

>> No.19598130

>Thinking about shortstacks
>Start wondering about leprechauns and hobbits

I bet an MGE Hobbit would get along great with a troll.

>> No.19598146

>>19598130
They just want a quiet and comfy life.

>> No.19598151

>>19598146
Don't we all?
I imagine they'd be fantastic housewives.

>> No.19598169

>>19598075
I'm still here writing anon.

>> No.19598174

>>19598151
Hope you can handle all the stuff she cooks for you though.

>> No.19598186

>>19598174
That may actually be an issue for varying reasons.
I'll either need to direct her to cooking for neighbors and family or add someone else like an ogre or an Orc for irony

>> No.19598193

>>19598186
She'd feel hurt you're not eating everything she's making for you.

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