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What does she say?

>> No.19550507
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19550507

The classic

>> No.19550515

Vaginal - $100
Anal - $200
No condom - +$100

>> No.19550544

>>19550471
"yoo hoo! I'm an expensive busy prostitute"

>> No.19550612

>>19550507
It's so funny because it is true.

>> No.19550623
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>>19550471
Can't unsee.

>> No.19550684

>>19550471
Your mom gay

>> No.19551363
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>> No.19552447

>>19550623
BAseD

>> No.19555226

>>19551363
but I don't have any of those things

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New meme

>> No.19560319

>>19555240
What the fuck

>> No.19562318

>>19550612
The>>19555240

I feel like I've learned something.

But then again why would I ever need to know this

>> No.19567622

bump

>> No.19567691
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Usa-sa-sa-sa-sasasasa!
Usa-sa-sa-sa-sasasasa!
Usa-sa-sa-sa-sasasasa!

>> No.19569520

>>19560319
>>19562318
>>/jp/thread/S19486159#p19487105

>> No.19570137

>>19569520
it scared me that anon somehow have this kind of info.

>> No.19570305

>>19551363
>implying i have a job
<implying i have a car
>implying apratment

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Thanks for the template

>> No.19575409

>>19573125
Tewis ears are NOT paper for you to write on!

>> No.19577136

>>19570137
why, are you an 8yo loli?

>> No.19578128

>>19550515
Pretty cheap for a prostitute of her caliber.

>> No.19581287

>>19550471
Dont use the bunny's ears to write your memes please.
Thanks for your time.

>> No.19581398

>>19555240
guess we'll have to settle with 8+ girls then

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>> No.19588675

more memes pls

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>>19588675

>> No.19588956

>>19584936
I've seen you before..

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>>19588675

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>>19588675
Do you know the endless Tewi?

>> No.19601446

>>19577136
Yes

>> No.19604064

>>19588783
Fucking saved.

>> No.19607977

>>19601446
Nice

>> No.19610759

I'm kinda dissapointed no one made the touhou is reclining one.

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>>19610759

>> No.19611055

>>19550507
This always made me think. Just how delusional are people when it comes to selecting partners? Be it waifus or 3DPD. Why would anyone choose a waifu who would "hang out with the popular girls"? A disgusting normalfag waifu? Who would ever want that?

Mai waifu is an introverted loner who sometimes has trouble expressing herself, she was never very popular (judging from her early loss in the first saimoe) and is a deeply flawed person by any normie standard. But she fills my heart with joy and we are perfect for each other.

>> No.19614891

>>19610923
Flawless execution.
Saved.

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>>19550471

>> No.19624369

>>19622120
somehow that make me feel worse than >>19550507

>> No.19631687

>>19550471
Words.

>> No.19631870

>>19624369
probably because its still implying she's fake, and you get to think about how good it would be, rather than the other one which posits that you'd fail.

>> No.19639358

>>19622120
This almost feels patronizing. Almost

>> No.19646287

bling bling
money aint a thing
big ups to my toubros

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>>19646287

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>>19550471

>> No.19663965

>>19550507
She is a loner but would think I'm a creep anyway

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>>19550471

>> No.19668564

>>19550507
sumireko is a loner and dork though. She would fall for the first guy to give her attention.

>> No.19669430

>>19555240
Investment Banker, is that you?

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>>19588675
Hope this is up to /jp/ standard.

>> No.19670035

>>19669726
But my """waifu""" is immortal

>> No.19670774

>>19669726
Dead or not she still lives in my kokoro

>> No.19676330

>>19669726

>> No.19676342

>>19669726
Leave Ran alone

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i really love smug little bunnies. i want to shove my face into their tight pristine bunny cunny and suffocate off their erotic intoxicating odors.

>> No.19679821

>>19669726
No

>> No.19679903

>>19669726
I feel more inclined to reply to this than the "your mother dies in her sleep" posts

>> No.19679970

>>19669726
ok lol

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