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>>19564281
I like her tiny hat!

>>19564280
Fuck off. Bullies die alone and unloved.

LOCAL NERD TAKES A NAP
News at 9

Blue is love. Blue is life.

>>19564280
Dick the daughterus!

>>19564286
t. had a bad experience with bullies

>>19564280
Gonna carry my shortstack ochi!

>>19564280
Bully shorties in their wombs so hard that they'll be carrying your child to graduation day.

>>19564308
How many stereotypical school bullies would end up as Alps?

>>19564308
>implying it's possible to have a good experience with bullies

>>19564272
>>19564281
>>19564286
>>19564299
>>19564305
>>19564314
>>19564331
>>19564337
Imageposting spamming shitters.

>>19564323
Careful, you might trigger the closet cases

>>19564323
One of the fat ginger kids who used to give me shit ended up getting caught getting fucked by a local married celebrity and came out as gay. The serotype is shockingly accurate at times.

>>19564347
Nice falseflag, fucko.

>>19564347
>including OP
For what purpose.

>>19564314
Gonna grope that nuki!

>>19564347
You're right on a few of those like the Alpfag wiki spammers.

>>19564355
>serotype
Yeah, those gay germs can be troublesome

>>19564376
Auto correct didn't show and I'm a complete retard but knock it off with the dumb /monster/ memes.

>>19564376
Go back to /monster/ nigger.

>ushi gf is lonely while you're on deployment
>send her cute messages and cheer up messages
>learn how to sing, and have your squad mates learn as well
>surprise video call on her birthday
>cue a rousing a capella of Stand By Me
>at some point entire mess hall joins in
>finish song and ask
>will you marry me?
>after all is said and done, wipes the tears away and whispers two words
>free bird

Man. I imagine being nudged by the Unagi and slipping and falling, landing right on top of her so that our stomachs are touching, me looking down into a pair of playful and knowing eyes with a smile, she having made herself vulnerable for me...

I try to laugh and push myself off of her, but my hand slips again and suddenly is caught against her squishy chest. She giggles, and isn't done playing yet. I grin and try again to get free, but my legs are caught in her tail and I just slide into an even better position for her. I'm right where she wants me, and both of us know it, and it's super fun.

I let out a happy yell and try to simply tumble us across the wet ground and roll her off, but in moments we wind up with her on top, tangled and entwined around my whole body, lips locked around mine and kissing me passionately before I even understand what's going on, hands woven around the back of my head, grasping me tighter, our tongues writhing, her voice a long, drawn-out, happy moaning hum that she sings into my throat. My hair must feel good in her hands, as she winds strands of it between her fingers, playing with all of me like I'm her favorite life-sized toy, or perhaps her willing prey. Her saliva tastes so good, something like honey that's just a tiny bit salty, and I want to kiss her deeper, my eyes squinting shut as I lose myself more to every entrapping sensation her body is rich in.

Isn't she wonderful! A daring, calculating watery vixen, yet passionate and heartfelt to her core. A culmination of many varieties of Mamono love, both a mature best friend that you can trust yourself to and a fun playmate who's all about making every moment with you something incredible and worth smiling at and cherishing.

Sleeping while wrapped up in that cushy yet slender fish body every night, must be heaven. Both her arms cherishing me, a content smile on both our faces, our bodies coated protectively in a blanket of ocean-scented oil, as if every aspect of her being is surrounding me as much as humanly possible...

I reach up and stroke towards her hair before dozing off, and my fingers and thumb graze the ridges of her flat, smooth ear-fin, and it twitches sharply in my hand, eliciting a giggle from my lover as she pulls me even tighter to her, responding to my affection with her own. I kiss the shape of her sleek neck; her entire body faintly tastes of that salty honey-like oil, one giant treat for me to enjoy. More giggles come as I take in more of that taste and add some more kisses. Weren't we trying to sleep? It's looking like we'd both rather be playful some more, the taste of my lover perking me up more every time my lips and tongue tease her, and it isn't long before she's on her back and holding me on top of her again, squeezing my face into her skin, giggles becoming breathy and ragged, her sweet body demanding to drink in my affection like a sponge, while another part of her grows thirsty to drink in something else of me, wetter than an ocean cavern...

We cry each other's names many times that night, and every inch of both our bodies-- legs, arms, hands, tails, bellies, faces, lips, tongues-- are imprinted anew with each-other's blazing caresses.

What spell is this?

>>19564441
This is why people are hostile to mermaids now
>>/jp/thread/S19166509#p19166807
Beat it with your pasta, fishfag.

I wonder how monstergirls treat their sick husbands? Obviously nicely but I want to think each different species has some crazy ideas on how to help him get better.
>Some girls think the best way to help is to make their man sweat the sickness out.
>Wether that be from sex or cuddling.
>Others tries more extreme approaches, like magic.
>Then there are the ones that have learned of "soup and ginger ale".
>A particular human dish said to help them get over feeling ill.
I would like my troll waifu to grow a bunch of oranges then fumble around trying to peel it for me.

The great and powerful leader of the Sabbath everybody.

>Onii-chan I'm bored

>>19564584
Well, find a way to entertain yourself!

>>19564584
Knuckle tattoos are so trashy.

>>19564441
>>19564465
I remember how he'd try to drag Krakens into it by reposting some shipwreck pasta too. Is this fucker genuinely mentally ill?

>>19564584
Give her a tour through a dairy farm. That is sure to entertain her.

>>19564589
Alright then...

>>19564630
Aww jeez.

>>19564584
I'd play games with her.

>>19564632
There's no point in resisting.

>>19564652
Familiars are scary.

>>19564652
Oh please, lolis need to use magic to turn people into psuedopedos. Well that wont work on me missy cause I like big girls.

>>19564722
I like big ears.

>>19564584
I cannot resist familiars, I'm a terrible summoner

>>19564778
>I'm an excellent summoner
FTFY

>>19564793
How are they not concerned at all the fire behind them?

>>19564286
I want to do the "I've got your nose" trick to a mershark,then a kobold,just to see what happens. I'd give it back when I'm done.

>>19564584
Familiars are unfair, would request a lap pillow.
>>19564630
This and the other full blown sex image are too good. I hope the Sabbath book inspires a lot more Familiar art.

>>19564793
That’s just the northern lights

>kiss bapho waifu as she leaves for work
>watch as she backs out of the drive way
>she really loves her bigwheel

>>19564849
Joke all you want, when that thing hits 88 miles an hour, you're going to see some serious stuff. Those little legs are powerful.

>>19564834
May I see it?

>>19564281
Reminder that somewhere out there in the multiverse, your waifu is out there, shitposting about you.

>>19564939
I don't care if she's the waifu i never had from another dimension, no one shitposts better than me.

>>19564939
Unironically one of the thoughts rhat still keeps me going.

Fight in the tornament
Win money
Buy jewel
Offer to dragon
???
Profit

>>19565044
But what happens when lizardgirls and salamanders come looking for you, because they heard you were strong?

>>19564939
I'm more into the multiverse where I'm a MC in a tachibana omina harem

>>19565044
>have to get into a tournament
>have to win the tournament
>have to find a sufficient jewel
>have to find a dragon
>have to get a dragon to accept
That's a lot of stuff man. Even worse i you're trying to do it in monster territory.

>>19565044
Alternatively:
Fight in the tournament
Win money
Buy dragonslayer sword
Defeat Dragon
???
Enjoy your mere female lizard

>>19564849
What a loser. Mine has a powerwheel in the shape of a hotrod.

>>19565059
Tell them their romance is elsewhere, my disere is only for dragons

>>19565076
As long as mere means "lovingly doting on her husband while still coming off as deathwing to her enemies" im all for it

>>19565044
But, who asked the dragon what she wanted?

>>19565093
>deathwing
Why not something less edgy? Like leatherwing

>>19565106
At the very least he might get something from the dragon
Best case senario he marries her.

>>19565109
That sounds too kinky.

>>19565044
>>19565076
I'd rather do:

Fight in the tournament
???
Profit
Win money
Buy Sword
Buy jewel
Defeat Dragon
Sell jewel
???
Profit

it's a very well-thought and fool-proof master plan.

What is the proper aesthetic for a gremlin?
>Clockpunk
>Steampunk
>Dieselpunk
>Raypunk
>Atompunk
>Cyberpunk
>Magitech

>>19565062
You have quality taste Anon. That’s the ideal alternate reality. I think the only other alternate life I’d like more is the one where I live out that one Granblue doujin series where the guy falls from the sky onto some near deserted island and ends up building a multi-generational harem. Even better if they were mouse girls.

>>19565117
Everyone knows how much dragons love to be chained.

>>19565109
1. Its a dragon, they're known for either stupidly complex names or edgy ones.
2. DC has used the name leatherwing for two AU versions of batman, one where he's a pirate and another where he's a nazi

>>19565087
But they want to fight you.

>>19565132
Final Fantasy VI

That's all I'll say.

>>19565154
I would tell them them they should fight each other and then run

>>19565154
I don't want to fight them though.

>>19565141
Pretty sure theres been some simple dragon names

Are wurms weak to anal?

>>19565120
Why not defeat her so you can give her the jewel as a marriage proposal?

Why are devils so unfair?

I like nee-sans.

>>19565262
Me too.

I like relationships without pseudo or real incest

>>19565286
>Normie out REEEEEEE

Trendy fairies I guess

>Hand over your booty and your men landlubber!

>>19565308
Excellent taste in games, shit taste in characters.

>>19565233
If i give it to her i wouldn't be able to sell it later.

>>19565318
Isn’t this an interesting pair. A landlubber meeting a girl with sea blubber.

>>19565253
>Loli
Into the trash it goes

>>19565370
Trash yourself.

>>19565388
No u

Why is almost every image in this thread just nonsense reposted spam with an inane comment attached and no real contribution to the any active discussion or to the thread at large?

>>19565273
From the thumbnail I thought she was leaning on a stripper pole.

>>19565396
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>19565396
NEETs

>>19565318
Krakens aren't really in my top 10 or anything. But goddamn, I love the idea of marrying one and living in a seaside house in a small town in New England, especially if she liked to cosplay as a pirate like that from time to time.

>>19565396
Becuase there is nothing to say
The stories are silent, the new lands barren on content
The endless loop may slow but it will NEVER break

>>19565417
>a small town in New England

>>19565318
This gave me an idea. Which girl would look the best in a pilgrim outfit?

>>19565352
That ending as a semi fuck you though
Also I didn't think stella was that bad.

>>19565417
But how do you convince her to not move the house 100 ft out into the sea?

>>19565396
Literally one of the more active /r/monstergirl shitters deciding to vomit all over the place. Can almost say it with 100% certainty too since he usually spams the same sort of images he posts there, is subbed to chinkboat stuff and has uploaded commissions that were only shared here/not uploaded by the artist yet.

>>19565369
>blubber
Delete this.

>>19565396
Spam from reddit and /monster/. It's been cancerous for months now.

>>19565396
Here you go:
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/wiki/index

>>19565441
I mean, the main reasons I liked it was the fact that you could completely customize four whole characters and the combat/skills system. The story was ok but Stella was rater annoying up until the end/postgame.

>>19565448
Hey, sea cows can be cute too

>>19565470
I don't understand

>>19565447
He’s that chinkboat fag?
Well now I don’t feel so bad about ignoring his dumb ass every time he tries to shove his shitty boats into perfectly good fox discussions.

>>19565491
Report and ignore, anon.

>>19565253
Idle hands are the devil's plaything

>>19565514
Anon no, handholding is too lewd.

>>19565489
>To make sense of mermaid sightings some people have pointed out that the vagina of female sea cows is very similar to that of a human female.The suggestion is that sailors may have had sex with manatees, and perhaps to cover up this act of bestiality, they may have claimed they had intercourse with a mermaid
And now the common depiction of mermaids as having no genitals makes even less sense

>>19565436
>Portals open
>Rhode Island is nothing but chaos girls roaming around
>Rumors have that one entire town is nothing but a single shoggoth

>>19565442
Good question. I guess make the house right on the coast, connected to an underground cave that can only be accessed by the water. So it'd be like a house that's half on land (the upper floors), and half underwater (underground through the cave). Cephalopods like hiding spots right? So I'm sure she'd the idea of a concealed cave of some sort.

>>19565540
>Rumors have that one entire town is nothing but a single shoggoth
Is this the fabled Queen Shoggoth?

>>19565540
That’s actually a really good idea, and I think she’d like that a lot.
You might make a better match for a Kraken than you give yourself credit for.

Krakens are overrated. Let's talk about flow kelps.

>>19565587
Fuck off

>>19565539
Yeah I never understood why they'd make up some story instead of just never talking about having sex with something out there.

>>19565587
Everytime i read the word "kelp" i can't help but remember that Kelpo thing from Spongebob. What is wrong with me?

What non-organic items from Earth would be a hot import for MGs?

>>19565594
Anon are you okay

>>19565519

>>19565622
Rape target tracking devices.
More commonly known as “cell phones.”

I love Valkyries!

>>19565614

>>19565652
I love dark valkyries.

>>19565652
>>19565668

>>19565654
I admit i had an unhealthy curiosity about how would Kelpo would taste. It always made me crave for cereal back in the day.

>>19565396
They're after our content creators I tells 'ya! LOL

>>19565548
Possibly. But she's got a super silly mastah!

>>19565669
Based pure Valkyrie.

>>19565669
>>19565692

>>19565668
Both are good.

>>19565696
I see absolutely nothing wrong with this. Better than those degenerate and corrupt dark Valkyries.

>Some of you guys are alright
>Don't go to Lescatie tomorrow

>>19565729
>lescatie high school
Less blood, more orgies
Still started by two edgy kids

>>19565729
I will accuse you to the Paladin principal!

Why does wights get so much off-profile art?

>>19565796
*why do wights
Fuck.

>>19565796
They're semi-popular and three designs happened over quite a few years. Abigail was Mono's years ago, the one you posted is gift art of my wight and other one that comes to mind is a Japanese one which might be a bit lewd to post here.
Got more off-profile commissions planned but the only one in the works right now is a Salamander.

>>19565841
>other one that comes to mind is a Japanese one which might be a bit lewd to post here
Do you at least have a link?

>>19565796
They need more.

>>19565757
I'd ask Druella to the high school dance

>>19565849
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/933300098900963328
I mean it could be safe since it doesn't show anything but she's fingering herself so I don't want to risk a vacation.

>>19565757
Is it a sad world that we liven in where we make fun of school shootings?

>>19565493
giant tails are for being wrapped up in

>>19565849
>spectral claw arm isn't mimic-ing the flesh arm

Is that not how it's supposed to work?

>>19565874

>>19565910
If 4chan collectively had a parent, and that parent died, there would still be tons of people making fun of it.

>>19565933
You tell me.

>>19565910
Lighten up faggot
We've been making fun of grim shit all the time
>saddam hanging
It was terrible, I only gave it 2 stars on youtube (old YouTube)
>9/11
Its a bird! Its a plane! What ever it is ita heading for the twin towers
>Jean Charles shooting
"I bet you i can jump that ticket barrier"

No need to go on, this is derailing as it is

>>19565910
Not really, and especially not here.

>>19565910
Nothing is sacred, faggot

>>19565946
Huh, weird. I've always thought that was how it happened.

>>19565910
>baby's first experience with black humor

>>19565948
Youtube had a star system?

>>19565939
I want to tease those ears.

>>19565948
>Jean Charles shooting
Don't think Ive heard of that one

>>19565965
I still remember when people would get triggered when a 4 star rating would ruin their perfect 5 stars score or something.

>>19565968
>Wanna tease her ears
>Wanna grab her horns
>Wanna push her down by her shoulders
She's just built for it.

>>19565974
Weeks after terrorists blew up some busses in London a guy got 7 bullets to he head by police for vaguely looking like one of the suspects.

>>19565910
Humans have been using humor as a coping mechanism to deal with tragedy since the dawn of time.

>>19565998
I want to make a quip about Bong coppers, but if they actually got in seven head shots, that's kind of impressive. Needs more demon silver bullets, though.

>>19566024
Which MGs would be into first-person shooters?

>>19566024
>Police land seven demon silver rounds in the perp's skull
>He jizzes his pants, falls to the ground and is quickly apprehended
>Meanwhile the other thirty rounds fired fly into the crowd
>One especially repressed woman turns into an ushi and turns half the town into a dark realm during her kist-filled rampage
Justice is done!

How does a monster get their daughters to eat their veggies?

>>19566087
>kist
Is that like kissing but lewder?
Yes, I'm fully aware that's a typo

>>19566024
I doubt they got 7 legitimate headshots. It sounds more like it was some shitty asshole cops who continued shooting when it was clear he was dead.

Give me an elf with MEAT.

>>19566156
Elves are supposed to be nimble and quick.

>>19566161
Only the pasty ones.

>>19566156
Would make a meaty harem from captured elves of all flavors.
Gonna spoil them

>TFW no zombie meido

>>19564939

>>19566343
I want to fill that zombie with my semen until her whole body is warm again

>>19566471
Leave, /monster/

>>19566295
Kawaii nekomata

Scyllas are underrated.

>>19566553
delete this

>>19566471
I want to bully the Manticore shitposter!

>Divorce? What's that?

>>19564281
>You'll never share a vb with with her

>>19566553
Stop shilling your shitty captions.

>>19566588
A scary story for children to be good and go to sleep early. It's like the boogeyman for them.

I wonder if they stay awake at night because they think divorce forms are under their bed?

>>19566588
Time to give her a dictionary!

>>19566670
No, they think Lawyers are under their bed.

>>19566687
You would think lawyers are a Demon's kink, since they love contracts and all. Imagine all the roleplay sex.

>>19566691
>that ghoul in the background
She looks so happy.

>>19566691
I'd fuck that wisp without dying.

>>19566691
>Wisps
>socializing in a beach setting

>>19566425
That girl's so evil, she could be a Castlevania boss!

>>19566691
>Group of MG
>They are all awkward spaghetti-spilling nerds
>All except this one girl who's social and outgoing
>They all have rely on her to bring men into the group to have fun with
If you see it from this perspective, that image is comical as hell.

>>19566691
That Wisp is the most popular girl and Undead Kingdom High!

>>19566852
Not hard when you’re surrounded by corpses.

>>19566691
>who is she talking to?

>>19566893
Anon! You can't call them that!

>>19566780
But you can fuck any ghost-family MG without dying.

>>19566910
I just did.
On average, undead are the worst MG type any man could have the misfortune of ending up with.
>but muh wights
They’re the 0.01%, your average pleb is going to be stuck with Carly Cadaver for decades before getting an upgrade IF he’s lucky.

>>19566852
I feel that they'd have academies.

>>19566931
What a helpful Elf Ghost, is she going to guide me safely through the cemetery at night?

>>19566940
>On average, undead are the worst MG type any man could have the misfortune of ending up with.
https://youtu.be/_8_7Orhey-g

>>19566943
You're probably right, but even academies wouldn't be safe from Ghoul delinquents not wearing their uniforms properly.

Succutie.

>>19566940

>>19567005
>Objective: Protect the Shogun's cute son.

>>19567020
From those slutty Kunoichi!

>>19567020
>Objective 2: Prevent him from finding her shrine to him

https://exhentai.org/g/1264849/d5a566e9ca/
JK elves are the best!

>>19567050
I bet she fantasizes about him becoming a powerful Swordsman, sweeping her off her feet and marrying her so she can retire and become a loving housewife to him.

>>19566711
Thoughts of lawyers would definitely keep them awake at night for a different reason.
>"Heheh, he's actually reading the whole thing..."
>"Honey, she's having a wet dream again! Are her sheets dry, yet?"

>>19567068
I want an Ochi guard to train me in the ways of the sword.

>>19567032
I want to have both a Ochimusha and a Kunoichi as my bodyguards

>>19567087
She'd chastise you about keeping your guard up, and whenever she beats you, she'd remind you that if she were a Kunoichi assassin, you would have had your innocence taken by now.

She'd teach you about all the different Kunoichi clans so you know what to expect as well. The colors they wear, their ninjitsu abilities and the weapons they specialize in. As well as fitting in time to teach you poetry.

She'd also remind you to keep away from the local Fox Shrine, though the Shrine Maidens may be friendly, their motives are often lewd and impure. Especially for the Shogun's son.

>>19567139
Great fox gazongas.

>>19567143
I want to bury my face in them.

>>19566893
>>19566940
To be fair to him, the undead are generally alps or they smell of ammonia.

>>19567139
>During a supervised visit to the Fox Shrine, the Shogun's Son quickly becomes the attention of all the younger Shrine Maidens. While the Older ones 'discuss matters' with his father.
>Over-protective Ochimusha bodyguard has to chase away lewd Foxes for the entire visit. Thwarting their attempts to flirt with him and tempt him into touching their well-brushed tails.

>>19567139
>YWN have a dutiful Ochimusha bodyguard assigned to you as a child
>She will never teach you the arts of nobility and war
>She will never be a stern-yet-fair mentor as she trains you
>She will never protect you from all the perverted women trying to claim the young lord's son
>You will never finally best her in sparring after years of training
>She will never help you forge your own blade
>You will never call her to your private quarters, lay her down, and claim her as your wife
May as well just sudoku right now.

>>19567176
Some smell of expensive perfume.

>>19567175
You say that as if they're giving you a choice in the matter.

>>19567201
Big breasts are filled with love.

>>19566791
Well they are obsessed with outdoing other couples. That can include succeeding in social events.

>>19566940
To win big you have to subject yourself to the chance of ending up with trash like skeletons.
Only true believers are worthy of a lich or vampire

>>19566991
Its like I'm being sucked in! In more than one way!

>>19567190
>faroh has a phat lumpi ars that is 100 persent diskusting to look at!

>>19567207
What are big asses filled with then?

>>19567181
>'Fufufu~ The Shogun's boy is growing into quite the young man.'
>'I hear he's still as innocent as a child in more intimate matters...'
>Ochimusha appears in front of them, glaring with her hand on her sword's hilt.
>'T-Though we would never presume to approach him.'
>'Yes of course, never!'

>>19567285
Your dick, if you're doing it right.

>>19567285
Hopes and dreams.

>>19567285
Protein

>>19567201
Super busty, sorceress kitsunes trying to worm their way into a nobles retinue/family as a concubine when?

No man can resist the allure of long, thick tentacles.

>>19567321
yes I can.

>>19567190
Do you choose the pharaoh? or does the pharaoh choose you?

>Upsies!

>>19567360
She's gonna get them.

>>19567351
The latter.

>>19567349
No you can't.

>>19567360
>ywn be a wendidad with a coat made entirely of daughters.

>>19567380
What can I do to get a pharaoh to take interest in me?

>Foreign mercenary just wants to make a peaceful life out in the east, maybe as a bodyguard or some sort of security.
>Has nothing but his trusty blade and armor, along with a few coins.
>Takes simple jobs before doing a mysterious, but well paying, one shows up.
>Takes it against his better nature.
>Ends up in a whirlwind adventure that revolves around the rightful heir on the throne, the exact opposite of what he wanted.
>Plays his part regardless and ends up with a minor lordship from the deal.
>Now has to deal with kunoichi trying to grab him, former samurai he defeated (in the form of Ochis) swearing themselves to him, beautiful women showing up to promise him riches, romance, or both.
>He's even heard some shrine maiden is going to try to marry him.

Poor man just wanted a peaceful life.

>>19566691
Dude, thank you. Way more than I expected and it's phenomenal. I like that you added her pyre as a necklace. Neat touch.
>short hair
>stacked
>joocy thighs
She hit's all of my strike zones, and she looks like she could do a good 2B cosplay.

How can you even say you love your wife if you don't even sleep inside her mouth?

>>19567424
Just be a good boy.

>>19567424
Fight purple snakes.

>>19567452
Vore is gross.

>>19567463
I thought vore suggested digestion and being actual food? Nothing wrong with using your giant waifu as travel. I want to use my megalodon waifu to get around the seas with ease.

>>19566691
Is that Lich a monoeye?

>>19567463
It is. He's just memeing. Sandworms aren't vore.

>>19567506
meant for >>19567493

>>19567500
Clenched teeth from forced to being taken outside.

>>19567563
I see it now, thanks.

>>19567493
That's harcore vore. Light vore is just getting swallowed and possibly lewded.

>>19567586
>hardcore vore=sitting comfortable in your wifes mouth, possibly getting a tongue massage.
>light vore="getting swallowed".
Ok anon.

>>19567586
Gross either way.

>>19567586
>>19567642
Fuck off.

Protecting treasures is good but what if theirs nothing to protect, or the treasure has no value

What do you think of the idea of demonic energy causing a girl's nails or claws to turn pink? Since demon realm silver is pink and monster nails/claws have the same properties.

>>19567760
Their teasure always has divine significance though. They don’t care about its monetary value.
Hell, many times it’s not even a treasure at all, it’s a location.

>>19567760
I like the idea of a Griphon guarding an old buried library

>>19567800
I'd hope they matched whatever color scheme she had.

>>19567760
Is it OK to pay a griffin loli in sweets to protect your home while you're out?

What's the proper technique for a hug?

>>19567864

Depends, each hugger has a unique body type and physique with which to make use of.

>>19567506
>being swallowed alive
>not vore
Sure dude.

>>19567864
Daki pillow hug

>>19567864
>Ultimate Hug Attack: [Cold's Embrace]!

>”Hey Honey, look over here!”
>’What?’
>splurt

>>19567946
I never heard someone eat a cherry and make that noise.

Any good vampire stories? I've looked quite a bit, but I've been unable to find anything.
I just want to see some ancient evil finally getting forever vanquished through love/dick

>>19567895
None of the bad shit is involved so who cares

>>19567957
No idea
All that comes to mind is the roulette, and that isn't what you want.

>>19567957
http://pastebin.com/SMbhL1Pu
http://sea0foam.pbworks.com/w/page/100499833/Draculuv
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/92747223/The%20Word%20IF

>>19567956
Anon it's not the cherry that's making the noise.

>>19568008
Oh, I just noticed the feathered arms.
Welp

Wholesome meido.

>>19568008
Oh she's a noise eater isn't she? That's fine, I can tease her about it.

>>19568031
It's already too late.

>>19567992
As long as it's good it should still be fine. Beggars can't be choosers
>>19567993
Thank you. Is there a good way to search or did you just happen to know these?

>>19568136
I found them in the MGEwiki's fanfic archive.

>>19568044
>>19567946
Basilisk venom must work between dimensions. Every time I see one’s eyes, I get an erection

Choose two except the redhead, or choose just the redhead that can change her body.

>>19568148
I would do very indecent things to that vampire.

>>19568038
Bless that maid.

>>19567957
Not exactly what you want but i remember one story about a homeless vampire, it was a comfy one but i can't for the love of me remember who wrote that. Sorry.

>>19568157
Bottom right blonde and top left one.

>>19568157
I choose the brown sisters.

How is a king supposed to keep this from happening?

>>19568202
>sample
>the same MS Paint heart censors you use on other images
Where are you from.

>>19568234
>Caring this much about pointless shit to bitch about it

>>19568230
Hire Paladin-chan.

>>19568157
The two on the left on the middle row.

>>19568157
>>19568202
That white haired brown elf was a goddamn semen demon. Her scene always made me cum buckets.

>Anubis: where the hell did my clothes go?

>>19568230
Why would an Arachne need to kidnap a human princess?

>>19568293
She had an idea for a dress, but it's something only fit for a princess.

>>19568230
Every hero has to take "What Is A Monster?" 101 before they can become licensed heroes. It teaches them how to distinguish monster girls from human girls. Unfortunately, it does not cover what a hero should do after they encounter a monster, so many heroes end up fuck monster girls anyways.

>>19568302
Fuck the monster in from of the princess until she asks to be let in on the orgy. That's how pro heroes do it.

>>19568293
To lure in a knight.

>>19568322
What if the knight is also female?

>be hero, sneaking into local overlord's castle
>accidentally stumble across her bedroom and find five different body pillows with you on them laying on her bed
what do?

>>19568340
She sighs and tells her to go a way and bring a boy knight next time.

>>19568341
Pretend that I'm a special and surprise package that just came in. I'd love to see what she does with me, thinking I'm just a toy.

>>19568341
Start sweating profusely, especially when I hear the door close and lock behind me.

>>19568255
What could go wrong?

>>19568388
I hate tentacles. They make me feel inadequate and like my relationship with a monster girls means less than it should.

>>19568412
No tentacle could ever bring a monstergirl more pleasure than a penis.

>>19568351
>"Aaaah~ That premium custom made Hero doll I ordered is finally here. Ufufu, it looks so life-like."
>she pokes your cheek, and you do your best not to blow your cover
>"The skin feels real too. Those gremlins really know how to make synthetic skin...Hero, can I tell you a secret?"
>she starts fidgeting in front of you while her face turns a bit red
>"I...I wish you were the real Hero."
>she then leans in and gives you a nervous smooch on the lips
>"My liege, we need you to come oversee the construction of the new siege weapons."
>"C-coming!"
>she leaves you sitting there on her bed, and you seriously consider continuing the charade

>>19568412
Tentacles are just over-glorified dildos. Tentacles can't pump her full of hot seed and give her a child, or wake up early to make her a nice breakfast.

Is it wrong to want a comfy life with a comfy monster wife?

>>19568428
>>19568436
I still hate it and would finish the job that the Demon Lord failed. It disgusts me as much as bestiality.

>>19568291
So this is what an Apophis’ court looks like? I’m suddenly more pro-apophis

>>19568293
Ransom

>>19568433
I'd feel bad leaving her right there so I'd continue, at least until the real doll came in.

>>19568444
Not really no, I just want to have a decent adventure first, maybe do the whole "carve my name into history" thing

>>19568436
this argument never sat right with me simply because it can be applied to any kind of bestiality.
just replace tentacles with pigs
I just don't see why tentacles would uniquely qualify as non-bestaility.

>>19568433
When do you finally pull the “I’m a real boy!” act?

>>19568447
>>19568485
Agreed, tentacles are terrible and need to be removed.

>>19566088
>cum sauce

>>19568433
Why didn't she check the "doll's" pants?

>>19568444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LML6SoNE7xE

Absolutely not.

>TFW no Halfling/Dwarf to retire to the Shire with
>Or a Troll

>>19568523
>"T-this has to be just an exaggerated version right? There is no way a human is this big!"
And then she gets very surprised once it starts growing.

>>19568533
Pretty much.
Coming home to a comfy monster wife would be great no matter the setting.

>>19568433
I would continue the charade, but sneaking some gropes here and there. Make her think she's going crazy, it would make for a good joke and ensure that she relieves her stress with the force of a thousand mating presses on me when she realizes i'm real.

>>19568508
Remove yourself.

>>19568579
One of the worst species.

>>19568577
What if you crept up on her when the real sex doll showed up and then jammed it in her ass while groping her?

>>19568579
Being awkwardly raped by a nervous, shy and attentive girl like a tentacle or bunyip is ideal.

>>19568593
I'd like to help you, but there's no fixing stupid.

>>19568608
I'd prefer to be raped by an alice.

>>19568544
>"W-What the hell were those gremlins thinking, making it grow this big? As if something like that could even fit inside me."
>she bites her lip wondering if she should actually try
>"Honestly, this thing looks more at home on a horse than a human. Can it ejaculate too? The balls seem pretty heavy, so they must have a lot of fake semen in them."
>her breathing on your dick is making you involuntarily twitch
>"Geez, it's really amazing how real this doll is."

>>19568617
But alices are good little imoutos and would never rape their precious onii-chans

>>19568612
>"Hey anon, wanna feel something really nice? Just stick your dick into this. C'mon you'll love it."
>"Don't you want to feel my inner tendrils swirling around your dick? Wouldn't that feel amazing?"

>>19568618
Just imagine her deciding to give you a blowjob to test what the "fake cum" tastes like only for her eyes to snap open when you grab the back of her head and facefuck her.

>>19568627
They will if you neglect them too long.

>>19568627
Alice doesn't know what sex is so she doesn't even realize she's raping you when her succubus onee-chan removes your clothes, ties you down, then lets alice-chan play with your fun parts.

>>19568635
No breaking the character, anon. Gotta pretend to be fake until she goes away.

Plus, it would be even better to just lay there and watch her explore your body and maybe even cumming from just giving you a blowjob.

How tall is your waifu?

>>19568636
Like I would ever neglect my alice. She's getting cumflated in the morning before she goes off to school. She'll probably even forget there is a plug holding everything in.

>>19568657
as tall as she feels like being

>>19568657
Don't you mean "How short is your waifu"? The answer is: They're all very short.

>>19568657
Same height as me.

>>19568673
Equal height is the absolute best

>>19568669
For me, she's short enough to give me a standing paizuri.

>>19568618
>>19568544
Don’t kid yourselves

>>19568660
There's nothing to hold in. As a succubus-class monster, the alice's womb is extremely quick at metabolizing semen.

>>19568635
This makes me think about growing one from seed. I wonder if they'd mature even faster than normal monsters.

>>19568666
That shog looks malnourished.

>>19568636
But that’s my GameBoy Advanced SP! I’ve had that since I was a kid!

>>19568593
Silent_II's story disagrees with your opinion.

>>19568698
>playing anything by Nintendo

>>19568697
What do you expect? Kiki best maid always gets master's cum.

All i wand from a gremlin is the floating char professor x had in 90's xmen

>>19568657
5' 1"

>>19568709
Wow, great of you to further prove your shit taste. Just put that to rest.

>>19568697
she is exactly where she wants to be

>>19568712
Reminder that starving your maid is a capital offense.

>>19568680
That it is.

>>19568433
How would she react to telling her that love has made you real?

>>19568747
Crying tears of joy and/or hours long sloppy makeout session

What would you call a set of magical restraints that only hinder movement that isn't conductive to sex? Like a man couldn't get away, but he could start grabbing hips and thrusting.

>>19568765
MAMONO MANA

>>19568732
Hey, there is plenty of cum for everybody. It's just not my fault the Kiki is a turboslut.

Is this good or bad?

>>19568765
Persuaders.

>be fallen paladin of the Order
>your memories are so clouded by DE that you can't remember why you left in the first place
>the Order regularly sends warriors out to put you down as those who leave are a stain on their name, but you easily defeat everyone of them
>you soon encounter one of their champions that they call on for only the most dangerous of traitors and get backed into a corner
>just when the end seems imminent, you see a faint light shining in front of you, and your memories start to return
>"Aah, you were at my side, all along. My true mentor...My guiding moonlight..."

The time has come and so have I

>>19568822
It's good. That means your Succubus fishing is doing alright.

>>19568657
5'10

>>19568627
>But alices are good little imoutos and would never rape their precious onii-chans

Oh there are some things that can motivate them to turn ferocious.

>>19568826
A cursed memelight greatsword just wouldn't look right with those pointy scales.
>>19568851
>not having her dressed as Trish instead

>>19568657
Now that is a romantic spot for a dance.

>>19568851
Our former easily ticked off writefag has came a long way since he was drawing pencil and paper doodles.
He's got some ways to go still but looking at the old stuff the progress is good to see.

>>19568863
I can only imagine that after eating that, she would just try to snuggle with you really hard while grinding her crotch on your leg or something

>>19568851
What is this, an image for ants?

>>19568880
A alice under regular circumstances can do that. An alice that has eaten a raging mushroom however...

>Additionally, if a monster eats this mushroom, her ferocity will remarkably increase, and she'll become a sex crazed beast and attack a man. Even timid monsters like “cockatrice” and innocent monsters like “alice” will intently attack and copulate with men like wild beasts, so it can be used to spice things up for a fresh sexual experience.

>>19565684
The content creators literally do not matter in the grand scheme of things

>>19568709
We've been dealing with spammers for over 6 months, and nothing has gotten me as angry as this post.

Does it make sense to have pleasure runes on panties?

>>19568892
But she's so small.
>alice tries to attack you
>you pick her up and put her across your lap, then start spanking her because good girls don't try to rape their onii-chans
Sure, that might fan the flames a bit, but it's one's duty as an older brother to a monster girl

>>19568921
I prefer old-fashioned cursed items.

>>19568921
Sure, if they are easy enough to slide aside without being taken off.

Pleasure runes work on men too, so a monster could always wrap the panties around part of her man as a surprise while fucking. Pleasure runes on clothes have many possible ways to be used.

>>19568921
Not really. Especially since they probably won't stay on for very long.

>>19568930
You fool! You just put her close to your privates! She'll be sucking you dry before you can blink.