/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19534277
>>19534277
Impregnate loli salamanders

>>19534277
Yetis need pools filled with ice to beat this heat

>>19534280
Dragons are justice

>>19534281
Not Yetis that have trained on the spiciest food!

>>19534282
Dragon's being justice doesn't stop loli salamanders from being pregnant!

Reminder that in a fantasy land, you can at least kill minor enemies and sell the items they drop.

>Salamanders
I want more burning edge.

>>19534288
That little Wendi needs some ice, she has smoke coming from her cloak!

>>19534299
Cast her into a snowdrift to cool off!

>>19534264
https://pastebin.com/cF6FVuuA
Thanks Nightgauntfag, I was going to reply when the thread died.
>Initially I had been thinking to color them green. However a purple color had a better connection with their "night" theme, and within the Cthulhu creatures there were others that I wanted to save green for. Thus in the final form their color was changed to purple.
It's weird to think how different they could have ended up but I'm glad he decided on purple.
Also looking forward to the new chaos girls.

>>19534307
>Bartender Mino chucks her out the door into the snow to cool down
>Wendi scurries out of a cloud of steam feeling better
>It's not the first time she's had to throw a Wendi out
>Most of them sneak in and try to get alcohol underage

>>19534249
>You guys literally spam links to your fucking site and obsessively check the thread to see what we say about it, you retard
Okay, how many links were spammed.

>>19534331
Well, only if they look like they can't handle the heat or if she knows their parents personally. Most of the time she just sets them up with meat broth or hot chocolate before saddling them with that one Leanan Sidhe storyteller in a corner booth.

>>19534343
For the love of fuck drop the subject

>>19534280
Yes, make lolimanders keep coming back to you for training. I bet she tells her parents you help her with "stretching."

>>19534343
Too many to fucking count, but you have your fucking mods admitting to monitoring the thread for any instance of the word 'tft' being typed and mentioning of posting stories here. Now you have the thread surrounded in dumb discord drama at times.Stop playing the victim when you know exactly why the site is looked down upon

>>19534365
Yep.
Gonna train all her holes and her womb so it can hold more.

>>19534361
There were 2 links to TFT in July, 0 in June, 3 in May, 2 in April, I would hardly call that spam

>>19534354
I really want to chat with a latenight succ.

>>19534386

>>19534380
Be careful not to turn her into a little sizequeen. She might get split in half trying to take the entire length of your "greatsword."

>>19534393
All the better!
She needs to learn how to take a greatsword without flinching and how to move effortlessly with a womb filled to the brim.

>>19534361
>>19534372
>>19534385
Lol

>>19534392
Latenights succs are the best succs. Comfiest setting.

>>19534414
Latenight setting is best setting, if only for mashmallow cats alone

>tfw no Dark Mage nee who can't get enough of how cute her otouto is

>>19534414
>>19534462
Comfy cats for cute casters.

>>19534479
Boobhats are best hats.

>>19534481
>"Is this a lightbulb?"

Wolf butt.

>>19534489
No, it is a marshmallow cat, not a meme. So says the Great Cat.

>>19534490
I wanna sniff it to say hi to her!

>>19534489
ISSA BRAIN?? ISSA BLOOD?? HE SHOOT HIM, BANG BANG!!?

>>19534479

Praise the Onee-Sabbath!

>>19534497
Is this the legendary Secret Italian Supercat?!

>>19534502
This is what I want to happen me when I got to MGEland.

Succubutts make the world go round.

>>19534508
Onee-familiar is getting impregnated.

>>19534502
I want my Dark Mage Onee-chan to look at me like that. I want her to jerk me off into a bunch of condoms for her to use for potions later, only to run out after filling twenty of them and seeing that I'm still hard

>>19534509
It is the Wise Cat of Kemonomimi Village.

>>19534515
Round succubutts are a conspiracy! Flat succubutts are the truth! Wake up sheeple!

>>19534490
Whoa mama that's a shiny butt.

How would you frustrate a shoggoth to this level?

>>19534508
Sabbath fags BTFO

>>19534533
Do my own cooking.

>>19534533
>That chair was really old so I threw it out and bought a new one

>>19534533
>Hey Shoggy i'm headed out for a jog. Then I'll swing by the grocery store and grab dinner, and drop that package off at the post office. Keep an eyes on the house for me.
>Oh btw I split that cord of wood today. Would you mind stoking a fire?

>>19534508
I would gladly be the head preist for the Onee-Sabbath.

>>19534508
I wanna find the lost coven of the Onee-Sabbath!
A bunch of pudgy CC MGs in nun uniforms who’s been praying night and day for a man to come by is just what I need.

>>19534277
It's hot but that's no excuse to not drink tea or go to the sauna.

What monstergirl would be into philosophy?

>>19534564
Shoggoth.

>>19534541
>>19534545
>>19534548
>Master takes care of everything leaving nothing to do for the maid
This is what drives maids to drink.

Scyllas in swimsuits.

>>19534564
I never understood this argument. Chemicals are 100% dependable.

>>19534549
>head priest
It's funny because then you're still a head shorter than all the girls

>>19534559
Be careful, Anon. When CC monsters get together and talk about how they wish they had a human boy, their thirst for dick rises exponentially. Your presence will cause the collective dam of horniness to break and flood all over you. You'll be swept away by the pleasures of a bunch of mature bodied women.

>>19534585
>You'll be swept away by the pleasures of a bunch of mature bodied women.
You act like I don’t want this.

>>19534574
>kiki gets rushed into the emergency room
>"Tell me what happened."
>"Her Master kept doing all the cooking and cleaning himself. She didn't have anything to do."
>"When will these independent men learn that they're hurting people who love them?!"

I'm gonna walk through hell and back to get myself a lilim wife. Those other girls won't be able to turn me aside with their temptations. My dick shall ignore the fodder in favor of the inevitable ecstasy that comes with marrying a daughter of the demon lord.

>>19534533
By playing reckless games of mahjong that even she cannot comprehend.

>>19534581
Exactly. So trying to trivialize love as some trick your body is playing on you is as stupid as saying thought is a trick your body is playing on you. Intelligent and social beings crave companionship and a meaningful connection with someone. To deny this is to misunderstand how we work.

https://pastebin.com/M5L5M2F8
Have a cute corruption story.

>>19534611
So my big-sis Shoggy won't like playing Calvinball with me?

>>19534603
It's natural to want it, Anon. But can you HANDLE it? They're gonna want to release decade, maybe even centuries, of pent up desires on you in one night. I shudder to think of what would happen to a man sucked dry like that

>>19534604
What if my Kikimora maid likes my home cooking?

Krakens are komfy.

>>19534626
She's so used to being ahead of you by existing in more dimensions than you and having a non-linear view of time that when you turn the tables on her she becomes confused.

>>19534629
Then at least let her handle the cleaning so she can feel a little bit helpful

>>19534629
She'll break if you don't give her anything to do, anon. Maybe you should cook side by side with her.

It'll make her day and give you a way to doubly spoil her!

>>19534625
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=https%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2FM5L5M2F8

>>19534629
Then she'll enjoy it and find other ways to help you. Maybe by prepping the food, setting up your mise en place, shopping for ingredients, or even just by washing the dishes

>>19534629
She's a disgrace to her species.

>>19534648
Why are threadcannon kikis so autistic?

>>19534651
>threadcannon
It's in the profile dumbass.

>>19534632
I hate tentacles. They're icky and they get everywhere.

>>19534656
They sound like fun in theory, but I can't see them working well in real life.

>>19534656
Kraken tentacles are clean and hygienic.

The face of pure evil.

>you will never live in a kemonomimi city with canals filled with clean water and vibrant wildlife
>the citizens will never be joyful, responsible and welcoming
It's a mixed feeling. We'll never see such a paradise, much less breathe the crisp air of its streets, but as we're a real bastard of a race, maybe it's for the best.

>>19534680
ALL GLORY TO HYPNOSQUID

>>19534680
I wanna adopt all the sad flayer orphans!

>>19534686
That could backfire.

>>19534684
I've saved no less than THREE flies from inside my house today, don't you go lumping me in with bad people.

>>19534692
What about those basement hookers?

>>19534685
>>19534686
You'll do well, kind master.

>>19534692
Well met, virtuous knight! I bring a summons from the Moonlit Papillon, who seeks men of virtue to protect her realm and safeguard her citizenry. What say you?

>>19534684
I'd rather live in a mermaid city.

>>19534691
No it won’t. I’ll treat them all with love and respect and they all get to call me ‘papa’. I’ll also walk all of them down the aisle at their weddings!

>>19534698
>knees

Any last words?

>>19534696
>Moonlit Papillon
Is this continuation of the Hollow Knight discussion?
>>19534706
Just three.
1. Dear
2. Diary
3. Jackpot

>>19534706
I don’t want to die a virgin!

>>19534702
Even Ariel has them.

>>19534694
It's not my fault they decided to freeload in my basement.

>>19534706
Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminoscupreovitriolic

>>19534715
>Unironically using Disney as a defense

>>19534696
Joking aside, I would love to be a fairy knight for a Titania or Papillon kingdom, protecting the kingdom from ne’er do wells and random boys who want to take away my daughterus!

>>19534264
Huh, so more Chaos/Lovecraftian profiles confirmed. Neat.

>>19534716
Devil Bugs are good girls, not hookers.

>>19534715
I actually just got back from Disney World. In the Philharmagic 3D show, the image of Ariel reaching out to try to hug the camera felt uncomfortably enticing. I couldn’t stop thinking about my waifu reaching out to me like that.

>>19534732
>random boys who want to take away my daughterus
But daaaa-aaaaad!

>>19534736
>Daddy-fuckers
>good girls

>>19534701
You're going to have to find an entire elementary school's worth of childhood friends to marry them off to, and you may very well deprive the lolis there of their own childhood friends. Can your conscience bear such a heavy stain?

>>19534698
Portals can't come soon enough.
I want to live to see the wealthy cities of Dragonia, the quaint agrarian towns guarded by the formidable stone architecture of the Dragon strongholds.
I want to visit the Mermaid cities at the mouths of river deltas, resplendent in the morning sun, like a Venice with clean canals. I'd take submarine transport from there to Ryugojo and marvel at the coral buildings, the singing crabs and at life under the sea.
I want to tour the pastoral fields of the Bright Green Demon realms, red and brown and gold, rich with the bounty of autumn and the harvest, dodging the catcalls of various domesticated monstergirls.
I want to study in the surface libraries of the Undead city, the muted sound of pouring rain hammering against the gothic windows of their Victorian houses, before delving into their underground streets to attend a lecture on the human soul.
I want to march across the broad plains and steppes of the throat-singing Centaur tribes, and learn from their chieftains of what is best in life.
I want to spectate the Matrimonial Melee of the barbaric Salamander tribes between Lescatie and the Capital, and partake in the riotous feasting with the newlyweds.
I want to evade capture in the barren P'Orc wastes with the help of a ranger, and escape the valley through Arachne tunnels in the stark cliff faces of that dry gorge.
I want to gaze in awe at the pure white city of Winterstown, my breath misting in the frozen air as loli Wendis, Yetis and Yuki-Onna are guided to school by kindly White Horns.
I want to get lost in the twisting valley of the Moonlit Kingdom, hidden in deep forest and lit only by strange Alraunes and guarded by valiant knights in grey armor.

>>19534710
>>19534732
>lovable bruiser of a fairy knight guards the ancient waterways into the Moonlit Kingdom
>they challenge all comers with a hearty bellow of "BAAAA FUUUNDAAA"
>always willing to chat over a cup of tea with the successful contenders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJzK50Cb24s

>>19534758
You sure want all kinds of things, but what do you have to give?

>>19534765
That poor succ has some nasty sunburn.

>>19534765
I give my life: not for honor but for you!

>>19534767
She's just blushing hard from a particularly lurid signature.

>>19534768
>I-it’s okay. I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for breakfast. You don’t have to do that.

Grapesnek

>>19534781
That is one wet steak

>>19534781
>cooking in an apron that's obviously see-through
She cooks with lots of grease, I like that.

>>19534781
That face is horrifying.

>>19534758
That’s very possible, but on one condition. Are you single throughout this journey? If so, that will be significantly more difficult to complete.

>>19534793
It really is.

>>19534632
Speaking of Krakens, reposting this short piece from last thread.

https://pastebin.com/f1wtpVNq

>>19534794
Hey, Wandering Scholar managed somehow...with his Sidhe assistant, but I'm sure there's nothing there.

>>19534781
Chocolate snek.

>>19534691
Doesn't look too good for orphan chaos girls.
>nobody trusts flayers
>shoggoths unsettle people
>nachas have quite a few things to say to potential adopters, and those things aren't very nice or tactful

>>19534691
>her reaction when she finds nothing inside

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATWORM!

>>19534815
How would they even get orphaned in the first place?

>wyvern egg gets poached
>Dad and mom enlist in the DL army to get it back
>As they travel and see things, they become complete misanthrope
>final ultimate battle of ultimate destiny is against their daughter, now grown up and her rider

It's gonna be like star wars

>>19534815
I’m not very nice or tactful myself and I’d appreciate a kid I don’t have to watch my mouth around so honestly I’d adopt those rude Nacha girls, so we can swear and bitch about everything and everyone together.

https://exhentai.org/g/1262888/16bd31da0e/

>>19534815
All three of the girls you mention, especially the Shoggoth, are pretty popular. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean others don't.

>>19534804
>writefag apparently has existed for 4 years
>only has 4 stories
This is my first time hearing about them
How odd.

>>19534758
White Horn crossing guard needs help, she can carry the students on her back but she needs someone who can hold their hand as they cross the icy roads

>>19534833
The scariest of all desert creatures takes on the guise of a fluffy mammal? Why?

>>19534851
Papa Yeti can help, he has big hands!

>>19534847
Not too odd, many writefags keep separate accounts for different kinds of work. One pastebin for /jp/ and another for the /d/ threads finding a home on /trash/ after being banished for example.

>I ask of you, are you my master

>>19534847
That’s because I don’t get the inspiration to write often. And often when I am hit with idea I don’t have the time to write it then and I forget it. So I just sort of fade in and out and end up posting like once a year or so.

>>19534845
>age regression
no thanks

>>19534872
Well I guess that works out better than what I used to do. You keep at it then.

>>19534696
Flayers are one of those races where i think the adults are meh but I would love the hell out of a loli flayer, and would waifu one so fucking hard.

Which one of you faggots did this?

>>19534865
While I don't doubt that I find it easier, personally, to keep things unlisted unless I want people to see it. Better to have people see it in that moment rather than continue to bring it up as a meme.

I miss Belgianon.

>>19534887
That was Bill, he's new.

>>19534887
what happens when you molest a wet hinezumi?

>>19534887
The only reason I like flame rodents is because of latenight's art, if it wasn't for that they'd be miles below the other mice in terms of cuteness and fuckability.

>>19534912
i have to live around rats so not even late nights cutsey art can make me not consider them vermin.

>>19534906
They'll swear revenge on you as you touch her in weird places.

>>19534906
If you molest any MG, wouldn’t they get wet?

>What is your ailment anon>

>>19534955
Just got diagnosed with a fatty liver after a night of binge drinking with my friends ended badly.

>>19534955
I have no goals. Nothing drives me. I'm content. This is not okay according to society. Make a hole into my soul that will never be filled so I can be miserable like other people.

>>19534955
life seems harsh and cruel. I feel all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

>>19534932
I know mice and rats are actually pretty shitty animals, but I can't help but find them adorable.

I still wish to live as a mouse farmer who just drowns in mouse pussy. https://youtu.be/zWVw-j8eYSk

>>19534955
Arrhythmia and a wrist fracture

>>19534942
>simple bucket of water over every door in your house
>everytime shes tries to get revenge she gets soaked and groped again
>after a few months she demands you take responsibility instead of getting revenge

>>19534955
I’m in soul crushing debt, I have no means to achieve the goals I want for myself, all of my friends don’t talk to me anymore.
You guys are the reason why I don’t kill myself.

>>19534966
>>19534984
I didn't know we had so many robots in here.

>>19534992
>mouse farmer
So what? You just don’t leave the bed as a constant stream of mouse girls continually runs a train on you?

>>19534955
I want to sleep forever.

>>19535010
Why do you think Automanee is so popular?

>>19534781
Uncen where?

>>19534955
I'm addicted to my waifu.

Sleepy heckpup.

>>19534871
No, I'm you're husband.
Get ready for kids.

>>19535046
She’s not getting a lot of sleep if she’s wearing that!

>Come on in

>>19535046
I don't usually like Hellhounds but i'm a sucker for a nice back.

>>19535017
Yes anon, that would be it! I want to have a harem of mice that breaks the triple digit mark as I spend my days blissfully pumping my wives full of little mouselings. Only occasionally taking breaks to nap in their arms, eat, and go on mass dates.

>>19535046
I want either a huge, muscled hellhound or a soft, smug shortstack one.

>>19535062
I bet I can do that trick faster than her.

>>19535062
Anon sold his soul
And that's just swell
Now he's going straight to Hell

>>19534955
The Rot has taken my foot.

>Dude let me in, I'm a fairy

>>19535103
I believe in fairies!

>>19535046
Sleepy monsters are good.

Select your maid.

>>19535010
I dont get it

>>19535140
ill take the shy one and proactive handholding two

>>19535140
Red for head maid, the other two for regular maids.

I have a disease. A disease called wanting more D&D Chromatic style Dragon stories. Or even Tiamat.

>>19535142
"Robots" is a nickname for /r9k/ posters.

>>19535161
Tiamet would be a dragon with chimera personality switching.
Also, a need to always be pregnant

>>19535140
Imagine getting something screwed up in your paper work at MGC Maid Central and you end up getting a maid of every MG species.

>>19535164
I was only on r9k for the first 1-2 years in which board discussion wasn't dominated by sex and relationships.

>>19534966
Same, I just don't care about anything.

This is either the result of:
-Magic
-Eirin's shady new drug
-Yukari is fooling around again
-Moriya Shrine conspiracy
-Occult Balls

>>19535212
You misunderstand. I care about many things, I just don't feel like I need to seek things out to satisfy myself.
I'm at a very zen place. Sadly I have no images of meditating girls.

>>19535221
I want a moo-risa

Storm in a teacup.

>>19535221
What happens to Patchy?

>>19535103
>Any mirror in your home can be a portal to Wonderland

Do Wocks pop out of one and abduct you through it?

>>19535237
I see tumultuous affairs in my future.

>>19535031
https://imgur.com/a/jgAr6KF

>>19535242

>>19535243
Horror movies should've taught you to get rid of mirrors already.

>>19535242
Depending on how you view her, either loli witch or meaty dark mage

>>19535222
>ywn fuck your Papillon childhood friend on a bed of flower petals

>>19535256
Not thicc enough.
>>19535264
I most certainly view her as the latter.

>>19535271
then meaty dark mage patchy getting mad that her chest gets in the way of her books.

>>19535243
No wonder I always look so disappointed when I look in the mirror.

>>19535273
That's really hot. I want to give her a hug.

>>19535284
Expect her to make you only do it while she's sitting so you don't mess with her reading while she hides behind a book so you don't see her blushing

>>19535304
She's just perfect.

>>19535140
Middle has the best voice.

>anon lives in a big city
>comes across a poor orphaned mindflayer
>takes her home cleans her up and takes care of her
>Lots of headpats and comforting
>The kid is actual his tsundere childhood friend who has flayed him into seeing her as younger
>Wanted to be pampered by anon

>>19535313
Despite her cold and listless appearance, she's a delicate flower.

>>19535432
Well her body looks warm and soft at least.

>>19535449
That's because it is.
All that reading and no workouts leaves her soft.
She's surprisingly snuggly

Does anyone have that sad chesire picture?

>>19535467

>May I have this dance?

I could really go for an ice queen right now.

What did he say?

[x]Touch reverse scale

>>19535684
"benis"

>>19535684
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>19535640
so
uhh
whats the best place to buy mge books?

>>19535785
Don’t type like a retard, and we’ll tell you

>>19535660
is this unlimited ribbon works?

>>19535785
There's this place called Amazon.com

>>19535785
Assuming your country's version of amazon has it in stock, there.

>>19535640
Ice Queens who know nothing about romance and lewd stuff but try their best for their husband are the best.

>>19535861
in MGC, would amazon.com still be like normal or would it be an amazon girl porn site?

>>19535817
Not that guy, but are any of the books besides the Encyclopedia Volumes I and II in English?

>>19535879
No it’s the same. Except all of the deliverers are amazons and keep track of your buying history.

>>19535879
It would be the same except Amazonesses would deliver the packages.

>>19535879
>>19535901
>Anon keeps buying photo albums of /fit/ succubi and pelvis training books

>>19535891
No, only those 2.

DEAD.

Druella is so CUTE

>>19535901
>>19535903
>>19535934
>Your order has finally arrived
>You wondered why it's so much cheaper for a single man to buy stuff from there, but who cares
>The delivery girl is a amazon, just like all the other
>"Sign this"
>You do so without thinking about it
>She steps in and closes the door behind her
>At first you wonder what she's doing
>Then you look closer on the papers you just sigened
>It's a marriage contract
>Now the snu snu begins
I rate the product 4/5.

>>19536119
I'd need to buy a mansion in order to house all those girls that come with the package.

>>19536119
>>19536138
>order so much stuff from amazon
>marry all the deliverers
>your place now becomes the new amazon HQ in your state

>>19536115
how come she still doesn't have a husband?

>>19536213
It's hinted she may have one

>>19536213
She hasn't met you yet.

>>19536248
o-oh my.

I need pictures! Pictures of daughterus!
Or something cute at least, I need a pick me up.

>>19535503
So sad. That pic is meant to be that artist's farewell, WLPER. It was his last post, June 4th. Such a shame, he put out so much good content

>>19536322
Lich daughterus are rare but unbelievably cute.

>>19536322

>>19536333
It'sd even worse that people helped him make that picture even worse, not knowing it was his last.

>>19536333
This is so sad. Can we hit Umi Oshos?

>>19535870
Ice Queens have to ask their Yeti friend how to mix it up in the bedroom and what outfits their husbands might like

>>19536492
Need more girls in harem outfits. That shit is so boner-inducing.

>>19536499
>harem outfits
is that whats thats calld?

>>19536492
A hug addict Ice Queen who creates a different lewd outfit everyday would be perfect.

>>19536551
That's the only thing I can find them under other than belly dancer outfit.

>>19536213
Druella's relationship status is officially "secret" so that the reader can self-insert as her husbando.

>>19536499
Harem outfits are the #1 reason why I'd ever try to get a position in the desert land.
A harem in harem outfits would be worth it.

>>19536551
What >>19536558 said.

Those are the only two things I ever see them called.

Spiders.

>>19536578
...would Pharaoh's husbands be required to wear a male harem outfit?

>>19536596
>male harem outfit

>>19536596
Probably not.
Although they may wear some open chest vests or something similar if they wanted to show them off.

>>19536601
I think its the thing aladin wears

>>19535062
Those red spikes look awfully sharp.

>>19536596
Nah, Pharaoh spoils her husband and puts them in fine, regal silks and other ostentatious clothes. He has to look as important as she does after all.

>>19536601
Think the male version of the Gerudo outfit in Breath of the Wild.

>>19536596
>>19536601
>>19536607
>>19536614
the male darkmage outfit from fe:a comes to mind

>90% of shiposters are bunyips. They are destroying the site.

>I hate bunyips so goddamn much.

>>19536637
Are you a program or a broken human?

>>19536633
You know what I'd be okay with that if Manamo Mana gave me the body to pull it off.

Fat fox.

Imagine a Kikimora who wants to give me master easy access, so rather than a hole for her tail, there's a slit all the way down the back of her dress so that she presents her entire lower half when she bends over.

>>19536633
>skintight sheer bodystocking
Seems about right.

I still don't think Pharaoh's husband would be dressed like a slave/harem boy, since he's important. But I would say there probably ARE a few kidnapped or purchased boys in harem outfits decorating the palace to please guests.

>>19536661
Yeah, that's the problem I have too, my gross fat ass would look terrible in revealing clothing. Good thing you can appeal to monsters without looking traditionally sexy.

>>19536660
>implying we aren't all broken humans

>>19536661
Just imagine being bought up by the daughter of the local Pharaoh to be her personal boytoy and then being shoved into a sauna full of Demonic Energy that causes your body to shift into a more thin and muscular form.
Imagine that Pharaoh heiress having you tied to a table so she can eat off your new abs.
Imagine being shackled next to her throne and seeing her staring at you unconsciously.
Imagine seeing her perverted grin as she shoves you onto her bed to finally lose her virginity.

>>19536670
>Unmarried slaves who aren't strong enough to work the pyramids but are attractive get put in skimpy outfits and are made to walk around the palace serving drinks and food to guests.
>If a guest likes one enough, she can buy him from the Pharaoh to become her own slave.

>>19536691
Ottermode would be perfect for me.

Multi-arms and multi eyes need more love.

Daily reminder that pharaohs are to be used as sex slaves, and apophises are for waifus, love, and ruling over the desert kingdoms

>>19536707
"Oh wow! How many eyes you have!"
> All the better to look at you, my dear.
"And how many arms you have!"
> All the better to hold you, my dear."

>>19536717
t. graped anon

>>19536717
I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>19536717
>Not conquering both with the power of love and bringing a new era of peace and prosperity to a desert kingdom with your Apophis and Pharaoh wives.

>>19536707
That third eye is disturbing

>>19536724
>"All the better to hold you, my dear."
More like "All the better to jerk you off with, my dear".

>>19536717
>>19536731
Bad anons

>>19536662
Give me fat foxes, fat cats, and Fit Birbs

>Are you feeling lucky tonight?

>>19536731
Pharaohs are not for wives. They are to be slaves and nothing more. Same goes for her anubis, sphinx, and mummy followers.

>>19536717
I hope that Sabbath Grimore has more stuff on toxins in the MGE and KC give us lewds of them two

>>19536707
Anon, that thing has a snout under the mask. HHori's a full blown furfag now.

>>19536731
>Have a Pharaoh wife build one half of the kingdom, Apophis wife build the other half in her typical "eternal night" fashion
>attract all kinds of followers since your kingdom can appeal to more people
>Pharaoh writes just laws and Apophis grapes those who would threaten the peace or break the law

Consider the following: goldfish mermaids.

>>19536776
So, pretty but dumb as a brick?

>>19536776
they'd just be bimbo fish

>>19536769
Just because someone makes a furaffinity doesnt automatically mean they're a furry.

>>19536768
Where's this image from?

>>19536707
>naga
There's a 90% chance that's a dude.

>>19536768
I'm normally super vanilla but for some reason graped pharaohs bypass my defenses

>>19536787
>>19536788
You do realize that the "three-second memory" meme has been debunked?

>>19536768
Definitely a stretch to include, but graped anubis needs more attention.

>>19536761
While I agree that the Anubis, Sphinx and Mummies should be part of the whole thing, I do think that it should be as wives like the Pharaoh and the Apophis.

>>19536774
Just imagine the two of them pinning you to a bed and raping you senseless to work off the stress.
Just imagine the cuddles afterwards.

The great and powerful baphomet everybody.

>>19536776
mermaids that get as big as the body of water they're contained in, leading to giant mermaids?

>>19536820
>Snek sharing
She'd probably grape you if you so much as looked in another girl's general direction.

>>19536670
You'll dress in finery while in public but in the bedroom you'll wear something more titillating.

>>19536831
Your Apophis might be clingy, but not everyone's is. The majority are definitely the queen bitch of the harem though. Gotta break that Pharaoh into the idea after all.

>>19536805
Even so they're not the most intelligent of fish. And sometimes they can be downright mean. I once had a goldfish cannibalize another fish despite them both being well fed. RIP Pinky, I'll never forgive that bastard for what he did to you.

>>19536794
The Japanese MGE2, The english copy actually cuts out a bit the images in exchange for uncensored.

>>19536843
God dammit.

I want a PHAROH'd grapesnake who dresses in airy robes and has competing schedules with the Pharoh which prioritize loving over statecraft, down to the length of the post-sex cleanup blowjob and the post-post-sex-cleanup-blowjob round 2.

>>19536596
>dadbod anon bellydancing
The depravity of sand-type monstergirls knows no bounds.

>>19536756
Interacting with a yan fox in any way has a 80% risk of her kidnapping you

>>19536820
>Apophis binding you so you can't move while Pharaoh goes to town on you
>once she's tugged, sucked, and ridden you into exhaustion Apop finally releases you, only to start in on you herself while Pharaoh licks and teases the two of you

>>19536857
>PHAROH'd
How does that work?

>>19536861
What if Anubis and Sphinx are hiding behind the door, waiting for their turns?

>>19536863
some sort of game of thrones tier plot

>>19536863
It just works.

>>19536872
Anon, no. Anubis and Sphinx are in the bath. When Pharaoh and Apop drag you there so you can all get cleaned off you get ambushed and forced to please two more horndogs.

And then the Mummy and Kepri duo nail you by crawling out from under your bed once you get back to your room to dry off.

>>19536863
She commands you to do lewd stuff.

Off-profile basilisks are great.

>>19536896
and then?

>>19536896
>"I command you to Hug me and tell me you love me"
There is no depths pharaohs depravity won't sink to

Consider this alternative Anon, surrender.

>>19536863
There’s an image but it’s lewd.

>>19536863
Fuck off back to /c/

>>19536908
And then you get lewded.

>>19536933
Link it.

>>19536915
Sorry, but I already swear loyalty to the Fish Pussy Kingdom.

>>19536945
https://i.imgur.com/pH7aobJ.jpg

>>19536792
the fuck is all this then
https://i.imgur.com/Pb80dIE.png

>>19536792
[x]doubt

I bought a commission that turned out super good.

>>19536843
>, The english copy actually cuts out a bit the images in exchange for uncensored.
Wait wat. English copy left out some pics?

>>19537009
I thought she only had one arm for a minute. But yeah that does look nice.

>>19537009
looks nice anon

>>19536698
The desert sounds like a dangerous place for pale skins.

>>19536988
Furaffinity actually has a surprising amount of non-furry art: a lot of artists sign up just so they can submit stuff that isn't allowed on DeviantART.

>>19537009
is that the fish that super venomous?

>>19537013
Worded it wrong, meant that it cropped the images so minor details get cut off. the english copy for example I think it crops off the Apophis’ belly decoration and the Pharaoh’s nipple tassels.

>>19536977
>double parentheses
>not brackets
If this bitch don't shut the fuck up

>>19536975
Nice.

>>19537030
It's among them, yeah.

>>19537031
That sucks. Navel piercings and hot, and nipple piercings and tassels are even hotter.

>>19537009
https://imgur.com/a/DtUhlhd here's the high-res version

What is your preferred level of smug?

>>19537009
Pretty cute, although the arms' positions seems a little weird

>>19537099
Yes.

>>19537009
>>19537096
You are good civilization

>>19537099
Yes

>>19537099
Cozy.

>>19537099
rata smug is the only smug i allow

>>19537099
I've always felt that smug is best done subtly, like the Chuck Jones grin on the Mofu. Anything bigger is just a shit-eating grin (pardon the euphemism).

Also, for some reason the shog looks less smug and more normal with that grin.

>>19537149
>shog looks more normal
It's the eyes.

>>19537099
The more she smug, the more she wide

What’s she doing?

>>19537210
Asking for some lovin' if you ask me.

>>19537099
Tengu smug.

>>19537242
Tenga smug?

>>19537210
Letting me know that she's looked at my browser history and knows what a dirty man I am for the fetishes.

>May I take your order?

>>19537271
It's like Rata smug. They think they're in control of the situation until you tease them enough so they lose composure.

Most relationships start small.
Like giving a female hobo a biscuit could end up with you married to a dragon

>>19537275
I'll take an omlette with chicken, cheese, and some green peppers.

>>19537275
Meat, a whole bunch of it.

>>19537275
Can you send the other waitress?

>>19537320
Why does she look so grumpy?

>>19537336
She's looks a bit pent-up.

>>19537320
>>>/d/

>>19537345
I'd be happy to relieve her.

>>19537275
A thinner waitress

>>19537099
Only the highest level of smug possible.

>>19537275
Two Chicken Breasts, extra meaty and some hot sauce.

I love my tall non-loli nacho wife! We love talking walks together!

>>19536717
>Young noble anon's father dies and he is left in the care of his overbearing Anubis stepmother and two demanding Anubis stepsisters
>He's kept in the house and forced to do all the housework, forbidden to leave, never allowed to interact with strangers
>Anon hears his sisters complaining about being forced to attend a party being held by the Queen who is looking for a husband
>Anon always secretly admired the Queen, a graceful dark-skinned beauty, and wishes more than anything else to attend and impress her
>While he's daydreaming a fairy suddenly appears before him
>"Anon, I'm your fairy sugarmama, I'm going to help you attend the ball!"
>You mean fairy godmother
>"All you have to do is drink this!"
>The fairy hands anon a vial of bubbling purple liquid
>What's this?
>"Fairy magic!"
>Anon is suspicious but he decides a fairy godmother should be trustworthy so he chugs the liquid
>He immediately loses consciousness
>When he awakens he is in a luxurious silk suit in the back of a shady unmarked black carriage
>The enclosed space smells of purple and lewdness
>"Anon, this is Mama, can you hear me?" a small device squawks into anon's ear
>Anon answers in the affirmative
>"You've arrived at the venue. Go through the front gate and proceed according to my instructions."
>I don't have an invitation
>"Don't worry about it"
>The fairy guides anon through the palace, deftly maneuvering him past patrols and suspiciously unconscious guards
>Passing through a door anon finds himself in the queen's bedchamber, with the person in question sleeping before him
>"Just before the party the queen was struck down by a mysterious ailment"
>What's wrong with her?
>"It's a mystery"
>I see
>"She can only be awakened by true love's first release"
>Meaning?
>"Rape her"
>That seems inappropriate
>"You're the only one who can save her. She'll die if you don't."
>Anon thinks the situation is suspicious but a fairy godmother should be trust worthy so he decides to stick it in
>Some time later the queen suddenly awakens and professes her undying love for anon
>Anon is happy but she seems a little off
>She keeps calling herself a sow and asking him to use her body in increasingly vulgar ways
>Her eyes have gone screwy too
>Come to think of it that fairy godmother had suspiciously snake-like eyes
>She was also really purple for a fairy
>"Heads up, you've got company"
>Ah, speak of the devil
>Hmm?
>Suddenly anon's stepmother and stepsisters charge into the room
>Aghast, they pull anon away from the queen
>Anon wonders if it's okay for his mother to call the queen those names
>The queen is explaining things in a way that makes her sound like an obsessed kidnapper making excuses to the police
>Ah, come to think of it, they work together don't they?
>"Don't worry, my magic works on them too" the fairy's voice says in his ear
>Anon wonders if he made a mistake somewhere
That ended up long

>>19536717
But anon both pharaohs and apophises are shit

>>19537320
I bet she hates grumbling out the 'cheery' "Welcome to MooMooMilk's, home of the meatshake, can I take your order..."

>>19537408
Well, at least I don't have to worry about my clothes changing back at midnight and having to try on the glass cockring.

>>19537099
Which MG can shift into MAXIMUM OVERSMUG?

>>19537472
I bet its a holst based restaurant.
Waitresses need to get or agree to get a certain breast size with bonuses for larger ones.

>>19537408
that "fairy" deserves a stretching for deceiving you.

>>19537489

>>19537489
The obvious cheshire, but I imagine pharaohs would be pretty good at it behind closed doors.

>>19537513
>that "fairy" deserves a reward for deceiving you.
???

>>19537542
>smug Pharoah sits on your face after a hard day at work
Yes please.

>>19537009
My roommate just got stung by one of these on a dive. It was a huge pain treating him.

>>19537557
but my work is being a chair

>>19537554
I mean, she did get him a wife
Kind of

>>19537567
You lap is usually her chair anon, this time it's your face.

>>19537275
Just a moment of your time if you would be so kind.

Heaven or hell?

>>19537664
Limbo.

>>19537664
Nirvana

>>19537664
Let's rock

>>19537664
Valhalla!

>>19537664
>sand-people heaven
Ehhhh. I prefer Nordic heaven.

>>19537681
Excellent.