/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because it's so fucking hot out jesus fuck.

no semen in womb

i'll be there shortly to fix that

>>19508006
She’s melting under this heat

Because /jp/ is so shitty.

>>19508006
Because I raped her. Sorry

>>19508006
Because I came inside when I said I would pull out.

>>19508017
>>19508023
But black Cirno said she loves summer.

>>19508020
She is my onahole! I alone will make her a single mom!

because her feet will always stink terribly.

It's in her genetics.

>>19508591
why are feet so fucking disgusting?

>>19508617
give cirno a pedicure if you don't like it.

Because I forgot to give her the hourly headpats. It's ok now!

She has a structured settlement but she needs cash now!

>>19508006
Because her wings are gone

>>19508006
Because she is pressing down hard on her eyeballs; refer fig. 1

Because she was born an orphan. She doesn't know who mom and dad were, she was just left in the forest to fend for herself. She's never slept under a roof or had somewhere to come home to after a long day of playing and eat dinner with loved ones. She sleeps under a bush and has to eat whatever she can find. Despite all this, she gets through her day-to-day by putting on a tough face and telling herself that she is the strongest, even though she's just a stage 1 fairy. She reassures herself by telling herself that she is the smartest because she has learned how to survive in the wilderness all by herself from birth, even though it is clear she hasn't had any education or learned how to count or read yet.

On top of all that it is almost reaching 100 degrees in Gensokyo right now, so be sweet to her.

>>19509862
>pets the cirno

>>19509862
*comforting mating press*
There there

>>19509887
>drinks the cirno foot water

>>19509918
w-what are you doing? Don't you know it's all contaminated now with fairy foot stink?

>>19509862
>even though she's just a stage 1 fairy
You mean stage 2 boss.

>>19509862
she is a main character in multiple games

>>19509925
When will you die of cancer, you smellfaggot?

>>19508620
With more surface area, Cirno will be better able to shed heat!

>>19510316
It's too late. The cirno melted.

>>19509862
Sounds like making her a single mom would be in her best interest.

Mating press and abandon her just before its time!

>>19508006
/bant/ is currently overrun by frogs

>>19508006
https://youtu.be/R1z0ik4zWg0

>>19508591
i hope thats chocolate

>>19510048
Stage 1 midboss in PCB.

>>19510473
/bant/ was a mistake anyways

>>19516582
hiroshimoot was a mistake

>>19508675
CALL JG WENTWORTH 877CASHNOW.

>>19517765
stop bumping this thread i hate the cirno

>>19517772
Cirno is my waifu and I only have eyes for her.

>>19517786
the fishe is dead because of bad stink feet!

>>19508006
She needs the fishe

negative interest rates

>>19508591
Don't worry stinky feet are the best. The best!

The ice fairy aged well.

>>19523772
i had to double-check to see if this was really uru, where's the version where cirno's ripping a tiny reimu into ribbons

>>19508006
She is sad because I have impregnated her and then told her I am abandoning her. Forcing her to raise her fairy babies as a single mom.

>>19523831
Posting shit like this never gets old, huh anon.

>>19523794
It could be the aftermath.

>>19509918
>>19509925
Jesus guys I'm also a footfag but you need to leave

>>19517772
TRIPPPPPPPPLE COMBOOOO

Cirno's has cold blood! Her cunny is tight and chilly!

>>19508006
Because of the current state of the board is making the ice fairy crying.

>>19508365
Tan Cirno is a miracle of the universe!

>>19519797
To understand the relationship between Cirno and the Fishe, you first have to understand the nature of Gensokyo and Touhou in general. Looking at a strictly canon perspective, there is no confirmed situation where the Fishe and Cirno ever met, and certainly not through introduction by Sakuya as the OP image would imply. Cirno meeting the Fishe is merely an inferred situation: a posibility not set in stone through the word of ZUN, yet neither ruled out as something that couldn't occur through some sort of contrived circumstance. This is likewise why certain works depict the Fishe as an angry god demanding sacrifice, a benevolent figure from which to channel Cirno's hopes and desires, or a simple snack food to be swiftly consumed. Until deemed true or untrue, any of these outcomes could possibly occur in the hypotetical case that Cirno and the Fishe were to meet. It is something that is under no constraint, much like Momiji's personality and Reimu's family.

Primaries might scold you for stepping outside of canon constraints and attempting to fabricate a situation they deem contrary to character - "sakuya giving the cirno the fishe" would imply a certain sense of altruism on the former's part that has yet to show in canon, leading to the argument of character derailment, but many popular doujin works interpret the exact characterizations of characters differently from strict canon and are not always lesser for it. After all, the canon fighting games take artistic liberties in the depictions of individual characters, yet remain supported by ZUN regardless if they depict his characters in the way he originally invisioned them.

Ultimately, the Cirno and the Fishe's relationship is dependent on the context of the work you are consuming. In one story, they can be bitter foes, a damsel in distress trying to outrun a blood-thirsty monster in vain. In another, happily married. To understand this is to have a basic understanding of Touhou as a doujin scene.

>>19508006
The fishe isn't biting!

baka

She saw your face lole

>>19508006
She is having a hard time thinking about something
She doesn't know what to do

>>19508620
having that much hair is a nightmare

>>19508006
She realized she WAS the fishe the whole time!