/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're about to score with some crazy qt 3.14 when suddenly this loli cockblocks.

What do you do?

>>19502458
looks like BL till that cute witch shows up and saves the day

>>19502445
Nice idea, I'm in. Which of the days, although I'll be in all of them.

>>19502458
Pretty sure they wouldn't mind sharing the K1, so, bone both sounds reasonable enough-

>>19502462
this 3bh

>>19502462
>>19502601
is there something wrong with that

>>19502445
>>19502476
I think OP meant to say Winter Comiket, in other words, we don't know too many details about it just yet, since it's gonna start by the end of December.

But I'm also coming with an Italian flag and raviolli in my pocketolli, if you anons actually wanna pull this out.

>>19502690
lewd!

>>19502720
That's nothing. Hope I don't get in trouble for this one.

>>19502720
That's nothing. Hope I don't get in trouble for this one...

>>19502742
this is a "no explicitly lewd allowed" board.

such a barbaric and hardcore scene, what the hell, anon

>>19502690
>>19502742
Jesus christ give me a warning next time

>>19502742

>>19502742
but that kind of love is forbiddened

>>19502758
It could be worse. I was originally planning on interlocking fingers, but it proved too difficult.
>>19502786
Erika would be the type to carry out such depraved activities in public.
>>19502820
Social norms mean nothing to metaphysical beings.

He never mentioned anything about Comiket though so he might not even do that. There's a chance he could do a Trianthology and release it in stores whenever.

>>19502878
He wouldn't release a WTC title outside the Comiket, as it is episodic and doujin.

TRT was an exception for the staff involved in it.

>>19502878
Weren't all his previous WTC releases during Comiket? I hope the Winter release date means December for this year's Comiket, and not a 2019 release. In any case, it will be a minimum of five more months.

>>19502989
What are the odds of it getting a translation anytime soon though?

>>19502999
Ryu said just a few weeks ago that unfortunately his english sucks, so he is also hoping for someone to localize it internationally eventually

Pretty sure that means we are getting it in some way or another.

>>19502999
I'm not optimistic either about how long it will take until a group picks it up, and then the speed of translation. I'm so starved for new WTC content, I'm hoping that just seeing a few new characters, the general idea of the plot, and some snippets roughly translated should last me for a while.

>>19503020
I hope we'll be getting it sooner than later.
>>19503022
Is witch hunt still around in any capacity?

>>19502445
>wearing or using anything that would outright state our nationality in a glance
It's called your Gaijin skin.

>>19503094
>Is witch hunt still around in any capacity?
Somewhat?
https://twitter.com/Klashikari/status/1019513338076762112

>>19503126
That looks like we have a 50/50 shot

gay girls

Would you a Keiichi?

>Ryukishi clearly appreciates a lot the western fanbase, and if WTC5's announcement show us anything, is that he is trying to break away the cultural barrier by making it more international even in terms of plots and characters.

This is a joke right? The french interview was in 2014 and it had definitely the same purpose back then ...

Satoko is a kid! what a loser!

>>19503228
I don't understand what are you trying to counterargue with this comment. Ryukishi07 said those words himself fairly recently.

Also the french thing was in 2012. And he only said he didn't expect to have a fanbase outside Japan, as even there he had a cult following at best by the otaku community.

Bernkastel and Lambdadelta are gay

>>19503355
The only thing I have in common with them, then.

LAMBDADELTA'S
BREAST
MILK

>>19503421
Lambda's modus operandi is to guarantee that a person's wish will come true with enough hard work, no matter how far off that wish may be. Given that, how many years of hard work would it take to convince Lady Lambdadelta to breastfeed you?

>>19503466
c-could you make a more bigger v-version?
asking for a friend.

>>19503547
Your "friend" is in luck. I was already planning on doing just that. How big would you like them? This is the biggest version I currently have, though I wouldn't mind going even further.

>the bad guy has cornered the mc
>all hope is lost, all options exhausted
>when suddenly the lights go out
><G O O D>

What if Erika steals the spotlight yet again for EP9? Would it be met positively or negatively?

>>19502878
>He never mentioned anything about Comiket though

https://twitter.com/07th_official/status/1019480660547809282
>また、「うみねこ咲」「新なく頃に」は、今冬のコミケ合わせでの頒布を予定しております

>>19503573
https://youtu.be/8TGalu36BHA

>>19503099
my skin is yellow

>>19503985
Gaijin enough for your average puritan jap, we'll be fine

I'd go but I can only cosplay as George;_;

>>19503643
Erika stealing the spotlight is inevitable, she's a fun character.

>>19504113
I can only cosplay as Kumasawa, you are going to be fine, anon

>>19502445
We should add Cravat-kun to that image

Really late on this, but I'm finally getting to Umineko. On the beautiful episode 2. I've never seen a work make subjectivity emotional like this.

I'm going to propose to Ryukishi next Comiket! I will make him happy forever!

>>19504555
His smile is gone forever anon. Bet you focus on your own

>>19504448
get the fuck out of this thread till you finish reading it for christ's sake

>>19502445
I would love if Ryukishi comes to NA so I can meet him and have him sign some art of his Umineko characters.

>>19504448
it's all downhill once it stops being a murder mystery

>>19504994

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>19505303
You get to enjoy her company as a cute sweet loli while the man that eventually marries her gets an objectively inferior girl: bitchy, past her prime and full of emotional baggage.

The one that actually cucks you is that one 12 year old kid in her class that takes her virginity when she's in her prime.

"MARIAAAA! LA LLAVE!"

Is Ange aware of the fact that she has a smelly but and need to use the bathroom and maybe even farts in the process?
How can she have that edgy attitude with previous mentioned facts?

>>19503866
Alright anon. I'll see what I can do for your friend.

>>19503643
God I hated Erika when she pulled that shit, but that's why I love her. I don't know how id feel about it happening again though

>attendance of 500,000+
Jesus how can I even find Ryukishi and you autists in such a crowd?

>>19506521
Look for the qt, that'll be me

What's everyone's opinion on Beatrice?

>>19506903
Best character I have seen

>>19504994
What, at Umineko Hane?
I would only count from EP1-EP8. The fandisks don't count.

>>19502445
Which order do you play the Umineko games in?

>>19506903
someone please post that pretentious sounding R07 interview where he says he invented a new type of antagonist with Yasu

>>19506989
EP4, EP5, EP6
then EP1, EP2 & EP3
and finally EP7, EP8 and EP9, which is the one releasing soon

Watch the anime to get a quicker experience of 1-4 and then skim Chiru to see the ending.

Look at her! Look how happy she is! Is it because of her hat?

>>19507002
George Lucas ripped us off, should have suspected from the start

>>19506989
??????????

1-4, 5-8

>>19507016
pleb, you should play the way it was intended by the director:
>>19507002

>>19507004
That's a very nice hat

>>19507002
I bet this is actually secretly the best way to read Umineko

>>19507048
All things considered + specific plot devices, funny enough, I think it could work.
As long as EP7 and above still comes for last, it's all okay

>>19506989
Broadcast order, fucking moron. As it was intended from the beginning, NOT the chronological order.

It's 2018 and people are still asking in which order the Umineko games should be played in. What the fuck.

>>19507011
Is Star Wars actually good? I've never watched any of the movies because I keep hearing about George Lucas "improving" his movies with stupid changes and trying his hardest to make the original versions unavailable in anything other than shitty-looking VHS format.

team bern or team lambda?

>>19507114
The whole saga is pretty awesome and the lore is top tier sci-fi stuff.

EP4-6 are great, even if 6's finale might be a bit TOO cheesy and all that (not quite liked it, but I recognize it as a decent ending).

EP1 fucking sucks for being too aimed for kids, and a borefest in execution but have a nice political background happening all around... in short, barely saved for the lore.
EP2 has the biggest romantic plot tumor I've ever seen, with such an amazing amount of ridiculously terrible romantic dialogue lines, it was difficult to go through for those scenes alone. Lore expansion and action stuff are great, much like...

EP3, which is the only movie in the prequel trilogy that was actually more or less in the same level as the previous trilogy.

As for the new one from Disney
EP7 is amazing, but it does feel cheap because of how much of a reboot/ripoff of EP4's elements it is. Could use less obvious SJW pandering as well.

EP8 same problem with the pandering, but also has some bullshit plot devices and lore complications. Almost all of them are solved by reading the books explaining further every single little detail, but it doesn't mean it stop sucking ass in a way, as it doesn't quite work as a standalone product in its own medium, counting with the previous movies or not. THey also spent 50 minutes in a filler random segment at a cassino that literally goes no-fucking-where. From that point on, it's arguably more epic than any other Star Wars movie to date... but still has some dubious elements in the mix (aforementioned bullshit plot devices, even if they are explained elsewhere).

>>19507137
team auaurora

I do like that 'goddess' appeal she has

>>19507200
Wow, the prequels and the Disney ones sound like fucking garbage. Are they worth it for the lore or do they retroactively ruin the original trilogy? Do they have any cute girls at least? Or cool animatronics/puppets? I've been told that the loli from Leon plays an important character in the prequels, but I generally don't like seeing adult versions of my favorite child actors.

I guess I'll give the first trilogy a chance if I ever manage to find the original versions in decent quality.

If Lambda is so powerful that she can mess with almost anyone with no consequences, why doesn't she walk around naked at all times? Isn't she kind of a pervert? Why doesn't she? Who is going to call her out on it and risk getting tortured for a thousand years?

>>19507278
There is a serious lack of Featherine art.

>>19507300
How do you know she doesn't? For all we know, this could be her first time wearing proper clothing in 1000 years. It'd certainly explain her bizarre fashion sense.

>>19507341
LEWD

>>19507326
It's just like what Lambda says, we live in the age of overpowered lolis

Or well, we did years ago, I think it's moved on a bit

>>19507351
Witches don't have to adhere to our ideas of what's normal. I'll bet Lambda feels nothing about being naked.

>>19507400
I guess that also explains the lack of aunt art.

>>19507408
I wanna get paizuri from these milfs.

>>19503257
>doesn't have a job
>not even finished with mandatory education
>wears female clothes even though she's not a real woman
Satoko is literally a NEET and a massive crossdressing faggot. What a waste of space.

>>19507408
There will never be enough art of them.

>>19507819
Criminally underappreciated.

will the amount of milfs increase in wtc5??
w-what if the entire cast consisted of milfs

I just finished Ep5 in the VN and holy shit its so much better than the anime its fucking amazing. The scene where Rika kills herself was really something else, on a whole other level than the anime. Me describing it can't give it justice, if you haven't read Ep5 in the VN read it right fucking now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgfxMGBa9Ks

>>19507819
Why is Rosa being so forward?

>>19507898
I haven't watched the anime since it finished airing Matsuribayashi-Hen, I should watch it again so I can get mad at the changes.

>>19507898
First of all, stay the fuck out of this thread till you finish all of higurashi and umineko.

Second of all, who the hell, in a thread about r07's works, would not have read chapter 5 of higurashi? Or all of his works for that matter? Aside from you of course.

>>19503257
What do lolis actually DO at sleepovers? I've always been curious.

>>19507939
I haven't read all his works yet.

>>19507939
You got something to say to me?

>>19507898
Did you cry at the end?

>>19507898
Shion was a fucking cunt and a stalker. Takuji didn't even like her because she beat the shit out of his sister.

>>19507939
I want to pet the Bern kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukmyF-jn_4

Is there a download for all the M Graveyard CDs?

>>19508192
Also, why does umineko have a bunch of music related to it but doesn't appear in anything but albums, like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaUMnhyk4UQ

>>19507408
There are some nice aunt arts on pixiv added recently

>>19508227
Except that song is from the vn. That's just a doujin version of the song with vocals.

>>19507898
Shion confronting Rika was amazing. That scene left such a huge impression on me.
Also made me fall in love with shukusai.

Do you want wtc5 to be closer to higurashi or umineko in terms of atmosphere? Or for it to be in its own ballpark?

I'm kinda hoping it takes the horror aspect of higurashi and go even further with it.

>>19508693
Best of both worlds. The ride and mystery of umineko and the atmosphere and horror of higu

>>19508693
The more spooky the better

>>19508693
If I had to pick one, I'll go with Higurashi. I like Umineko more overall, but I'd prefer something not too similar to it for his next work. It can still have the mind-bending difficulty and in-your-face taunting of Umineko, but I want to try a different flavor of that.

Higurashi: Kakera
Umineko: Meta world
What new story mechanic will WTC5 add?

>>19507939
I've already watched the anime of Higurashi and read the manga, I'm reading the VN for the first time. I've already read all of the manga and VN of all of Ryukishi's translated works.

>>19509030
what a f***ing nerd

What is the suffix that Beatrice use when calling Bernkastel/Lambda? I remember hearing -kyo. Today I learn 貴女 kijo (honorific, to a female of high rank).

>>19509472
But they also use the kyo suffix for Battler latter on.

>>19509053
Neeeee

I've had my own personal theory for a while that I've tried ironing out and I just stumbled onto this:
http://ramblingsofthegoldenwitch.tumblr.com/post/134826484212/now-that-we-know-what-the-meta-world-is-what-do

This is pretty much what I've had in mind. What are your thoughts on this line of thinking?

>>19508364
When does it play?

what's going on here?

Look at this unstoppable tag team duo! What kind of mystery are they going to solve next?

>>19509994
I hope they can solve the mystery rising in my pants~

>>19509996
Your mystery is third rate.

>>19510003
Are you saying you're capable of solving it then? Better be able to back up those words.

Hanyuu is the cutest character in any of the games, prove me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8&t=93s

>>19510170
you seem to be forgetting that Natsuhi exists

Would you her horns?

>>19510006
Van Dine’s 3rd: All clues have to be presented.

>>19507278
>>19507326
What does her breast milk taste like?

>>19510453
>baby killer
>not even a US soldier during the vietnam war

sad

>>19510470
I would wear them.

>>19510514
Featherine is such an incomprehensibly transient being that even the concept of taste struggles to define her. As such, her breast milk would be an indescribable flavor that transcends the human spectrum of taste. Such lowly creatures as humans wouldn't even be able to perceive the taste of her milk.

>>19503547
There we go, finally finished. Ended up taking longer than expected, since I decided any size bigger would require a change in her outfit. Hope you enjoy. I'm also working on a more NSFW version now.

>>19510930
Holy shit thanks you! my friend is really happy.

>>19510944
You're welcome. Always a pleasure to do lewds. I'm real happy with how this one turned out. Now Lambda can finally have the chest she deserves. I'll post a link to the other version once it's finished. Shouldn't take too long now.

>>19510930
Friend here, you did a great job and I'm really happy.

>>19510956
Thanks. I'm glad the result turned out nicely. I'm happy to have been able to satisfy a fellow huge breast Lambda lover. Plus now that I have this edit finished, I can also do future edits based off it. Feel free to offer suggestions again from now on.

mii?

>>19510944
>>19510956
Alright, here's the next version. Same size as before, only now the dress has been pulled lower to expose more of her immense bust.

NSFW version here, showing what would naturally be visible with the dress pulled down that far:
https://imgur.com/1IfpMsu

And finally, one more bonus NSFW one, this time showing what happens after Lambda jumps up and down in that outfit:
https://imgur.com/CSrep6j

Hope you enjoy.

>>19511224
You're out of control

>>19511253
Haha, I'll take that as a compliment. I was working on the necessary parts for these tweaks alongside the original edit, hence the rapid completion.

Which look is your favorite?

>Tfw don't want to start Matsuribayashi because I don't want the ride to be over

>>19511332
Don't worry, there's still Saikoroshi after Matsuribayashi.

>>19511345
Is it in English?

>>19511350
Yes, it has a pretty poor fantranslation, but it's readable.

>>19511265
I ain't the same anon but the first nsfw one looks best to me, it looks more natural than the other versions (even more so than the version with the dress pulled up for some reason)

>>19511369
I think I'd have to agree with you there. The dress looks like it's fitted better in the pulled down version. The frill at the top wraps around each breast more naturally than in the pulled up version. The first NSFW improves upon it by adding that nip slip. I'm still not used to doing skindentaion, so the second NSFW one could still use some adjustments.

People who play Higurashi with the PS2 sprites are missing out on things like Akasaka's fighting pose or Mion's personality.

There was no Matsuribayashi on PS2, so a lot of shit is missing.

>>19511556
This basically sounds like a shitty /v/ le soul meme post

Daily reminder that Lambda is no loli. She and Bern are physically 13. That means Lambda had small tits and a full bush.

>>19511563

>>19511580
>People actually think this

>>19511556
They look like fucking shitshot IN COMPARISON, so anyone with good taste would be using the original art anyway. A shitter with no taste wouldn't mind awkward sprites or missing content, so I don't see the issue here.

>>19511598
Original art look like garbage from start til the end tho. people with awful taste often blindly think they're good because "muh facial expression" despite it being fucking lackluster in Higurashi anyways

>>19511818
Disagree.

>>19511842
>/v/ crossboarder is cherry picking

>>19511860
This isn't a cherry pick, it's the same sprite being compared. It's just the first thing I found so I posted it.

>>19511875
not based and cringepilled

>>19511842
My wife Rena looks incredibly cute no matter the design!

>>19511879
I don't even know what this means, maybe you are the crossposter.

>>19511920
Sorry anon, but your wife isn't the best girl

>>19511931
Cease your faggotry. Rena is the undisputed best girl.

>>19511938
%100 Agreed although you spelt Shion wrong

>>19511945
The only good thing Shion did was exterminate a H*jou

>>19510930
>>19511224
Blessed

>>19511952
Not based

>>19511964
Is it cringepilled?

COLORED SPRITE WHEN

>>19511860
We've had this talk for years, if you think original sprites lovers are rare here then clearly you're the newfag that should fuck off

>>19512000
Original napkin-kun is the best, no need for colors

>>19512000
why do you want a black character?

>>19512230
based and maebarapilled

>>19512194
IT'S A CRAVAT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19512000
>tfw when people with shit taste will wait 10 years for Cravat-kun to get a """"good"""" sprite before reading EP9
Feels good.

>>19512315
Cravat-kun is part of WTC5, Anon, not Umineko 9.

So they'll wait 1000 years

>>19512150
People who like original sprite aren't rare but the one that shit on other sprites only to praise original sprites are obnoxious

>>19512315
>Moron who don't know what the fuck taste mean implying there will be translation in 10 years

>>19512467
Fun Fact: Umineko PS3 remake released in the same year as original patch just only three month slower

>>19511580

dont forgetty: people who dont shut up about sprites are the nicest people in these threads. They are so worried about just how good another Anon's experience is with the series that they constantly go out of their way to try and make sure that they aren't settling with what they feel is a subpar experience.

>>19512000

>>19512554
I read with original sprites at first andmy experience was shit tho.

>>19512604
Too dignified, I improved it for you

>>19512642

>read 3rd episode
>didn't understand how Nanjo was killed
How to become smarter anons?

>>19512713
That's a tough one. Pay close attention to the read.

>>19512724
red*, fuck.

>>19512713
EVA killed him

>>19512743
Shut up, Beato.

>>19512713
Think it out anon.

>>19512457
For sure but they ain't "crossboarders" or anything of the sort

How can anyone actually like Shion over Mion?

>>19512689
>Oo my rubber nen

>>19513025
She's better written

The fact that ange breathes

Drop becaus i can't understand how Nanjo was killed. It's game not for brainlet as me.

>>19513106
O-Oh...

>>19513135
Keep playing and think about it as you go and mull over the red web in your spare time and make theories. The fact you are thinking about it is already better than some readers.

>>19513135
99% of people who read Umineko wont understand jack shit about it till theyre in the middle of reading the answer arc. If youre a fag who gives up on thinking only three episodes in though, then you dont even deserve to read the vn.

>>19513170
Ok. I will give it my best.

>>19513193
Somebody said me that it is pointless to play if you didn't understand the 3rd. Therefore i was upset about my mental abilities.Now i'm calm and i think i can find solution before i will finish 4th episode.

>>19513254
>Somebody said me that it is pointless to play if you didn't understand the 3rd
That person is a huge faggot.

i think every newfag post it there

>>19513254
Very few japs even had a half right theory by episode 4. Dont push your luck. This isnt to say dont bother thinking, but dont beat yourself up over arbitrary goal setting. I could care less if you dont even understand once you finish the vn.

Post "it"

>>19513025
I like Shion's personality more, in general she is the more interesting character. Mion is nice too but a little bit boring.

>>19513254
Not really, episode 3 is when you can start making solid theories.

You are only a brainlet if you finish all of EP7 and still don't know who the fuck Yasu is.

I feel bad for saying spoilers when it's obvious that someone is reading EP3 right now, but he honestly should get the fuck out of here.

>>19513426
You could have just said the culprit.

Diaper-wearing Quadruple Amputee Ange is my favorite Umineggo character.

>>19513426
To be fair, most of the brainlets I've seen didn't really have a problem solving mysteries. They were just too stupid to pay attention to the text and ended up skipping half the clues without realizing it. As in, literally not reading that part of the sentence because they were mashing the Enter key.

>>19513409
Maria is actually a boy. "Her" real name is Will. An older Maria, who actually looks masculine, is the protagonist of the final episode. He saves everyone and slices the evil Lambdadelta in half. Rosa (with Kinzo as an accomplice) is the real culprit who killed everyone on Rokkenjima. Beatrice is a real witch, but only pretends that she committed the crimes that Rosa did. Objectively the best scene in the novel is the one in EP4 where Jessica and Shannon both hide from the culprit (Rosa) in a closet, causing Shannon's boobs to press against Jessica.

>>19513409
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/3376836

>>19513409

>>19513523
Absolutely cursed image.

>>19513470
The fact that lolis are indistinguishable from boys unless they are naked is pretty lewd. Maria is so cute, but she's such an unfinished human being that she could pass as the opposite gender. Pathetic! The fact that my waifu has flaws! Lewd!

>>19513409

>>19513196
Remember that the red is absolute. Also, there's a really important red truth in the third episode that once discovered will make everything make more sense. Even if you don't understand now, don't worry since later episodes have more hints and juicy red truths for you. You can do it, Anon!

Did they remake of ost for PS3 version?
Or was it there from initial version?

>>19513734
The OST has remained almost untouched in all versions. Only thing I can think of that was done to it is the removal of the Star Trek quote at the beginning of system 0 in the Steam version.

>>19513734
>>19513761
And for some reason I assumed you were talking about Umi when you were probably talking about Higu. Oh, well.

>>19513768
nah
You assumed right.
Then great work. OST is really good.

>>19513409

>>19513681
>those knockers
Bless the Ushiromiya genes. A shame they're all fucked in the head.

>post your bad endings

Ange is suicidal and doesn't care about her dignity, so she seeks pleasure by becoming a legal 18 year old JAV actress. She spends her free time offering her body to lonely old men and reading comments online about her JAV performances.

She eventually begins to feel shame and kills herself. All she leaves behind on this Earth is a fuckton of pathetic porn videos that men jack off to long after her corpse has become a spooky skeleton.

>>19513639
Your waifu is pm the spectrum.

>>19513872
That's not bad at all, i mean if she wanted so bad to killherself why didn't she become a JAV in the first place? maybe she would feel pleasure and like the idea and if not she just kill herself.

>>19513872
The Ange shitposting isn't doing anything for me.

Like, it goes in one ear and right out the other. It's weird but not gross enough to be shocking, just generally esoteric and structurally boring. To be perfectly honest, it feels more like a failure of shitpost. It can't elicit anything from me but a slight spike of boredom every time I read it.

>>19513551
Eva Beatrice is LEWD

How many times have you guys read Umineko?

>>19514365
Hard to say. If you include manga, then I've probably gone through at least 10 times.

>>19514365
In the middle of my third complete read. Some episodes Ive read more though since Id go back and reread some during my first read through.

>>19513815

>>19514390
>tfw only the tits at the middle are "real"

>>19514411
Real or fake, it doesn't matter in the end. All boobs are made real in the meta world.

>>19514432
Id at least like them to look real.

>>19514452
None of the tits look real in the Steam version.

>>19514452
Now that's on me.

>>19514365
Only once, I have more important things to do with my time

witches exist!

>>19514559
Same, except I use the time to reread Higurashi instead

>>19513254
Some of the people that translated Umineko couldn't believe that a reader that didn't know any Japanese managed to solve the epitaph before finishing the 3rd episode. Some people manage to catch on to the truth around the 3rd or 4th episode, but it's so uncommon that anyone that claims to do so is immediately doubted and suspected of looking up spoilers.
It's possible to solve these things early, but it takes a lot of effort. The people that do manage to figure it out kept notes, re-read chapters, and were constantly thinking and questioning and theorizing what they were being shown. Reading at a regular pace without taking breaks between episodes or people to discuss with will make it difficult. It can still be an enjoyable read, but the story also expects you to put in some effort in trying to figure things out yourself.

>>19514797
Marginally related but you had to know both english and japanese to solve the epitaph iirc, so wasn't it hard for the nip fans too?

>>19514819
I'm not sure since I didn't follow that side of the fanbase. Apparently there was one madman that solved the epitaph on the first episode, but I'm sure it was still difficult and not very well known.

>>19514845
That man must legally change his name to Ushiromiya Eva

>>19513409

>>19513523
>>19513560
Is that the infamous diaper-wearing quadruple amputee Ushiromiya Angste?

Can somebody tell me why people assume Ange has a hairy pussy and Rena is the kind of girl who shaves her bush to make it nice and soft ?

When will the firefly manga get its 4th volume translated? I ended up enjoying it unironically like mayoiga.

>>19514984
Rena is a thirsty slut, its no wonder she does

>>19514984
Can you tell me why you can't go a day without bringing up pubic hair?

>>19514984
>nice and soft
You mean boring as hell, without personality and completely soulless. There is nothing more lewd than a cute teenage girl like Rena having a shameful hairy pussy that only started growing three years ago (she is 15 and a half), literally a sign that she is sexually mature and ready to be fucked, a sign that hormones are already messing with her mind and making her horny.

She's such a cute, innocent girl, but when she takes off her clothes she has a full bush of curly pubes, literally designed to catch and spread her pheromones, the only dark and hairy spot in her otherwise pale and bald body, creating a pretty lewd contrast. She's such a childish teenager, not even finished with middle school. And yet, she has a real woman's pussy. It's pretty exciting.

Girls with shaved pussies can be lewd despite of it, but definitely not because of it. The natural bush always looks better. As far as I can tell, only brainwashed anti-loli cucks like shaved pussies. It subconsciously reminds them of actual loli pussy even though it's a pale imitation that looks like crap, but it's all they can get because they are so in denial about their paedophilia.

I may be wrong, though, so please enlighten me if that's the case.

>>19515233

Gohda did nothing wrong

>>19515269
Gohda did everything right, especially with those mini bomb candies.

>>19514984
There is nothing more disappointing than stripping Ange naked like an animal, hoping to expose her wild, natural body, only to find out that she has an artificial-looking shaved pussy and her naked body looks nothing like a wild cavewoman's.

You expect to see her in her most vulnerable state, you expect to see a human being in her naturally intended state, but all you see is a bald crotch with no personality. Lame.

>>19515233
I actually find the bush itself more erotic than the pussy, so most hentai does almost nothing for me. It's like they are missing the most important part. It's like tits without nipples or butts without butt cracks. What's even the point?

Loli is loli, so it gets a pass because they have their own charm. A charm that moralfags won't allow themselves to appreciate, not even in their imagination, not even in 2D, which is fucking mental. The hell is wrong with those people? But actual teenagers and women with no hair down there? What's attractive about that?

Based pubic hair anon has god tier taste.

>>19514365
4, 1 was my first playthrough, 2 LPs than the manga.

Any tips on how to become a cute witch?

New info WHEN

>>19515637
Be an eunuch tranny who wants to fuck their relatives and is also suicidal.

>>19515638
11 days ago. Give it another 6 months at this rate.

>>19515638
atleast Ryukishi is not a fucking faggot like Nasu
with his fucking remake that will never happen

au au

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQW3ioL9lBE

>>19516147

Any fan art of napkin lad or is it too early

what is he doing!

>>19516910

>>19516949
god that was hot

It's pretty cute how in the twitter announcement you have both english people and japanese people being excited for WTC5

>>19517302
you're pretty cute

>>19517310
y-you too

>>19516949
yasu_dilating.txt

>>19514988
I'd like to know that myself too well.

*cackle cackle*

>>19518235
she had quite the imagination, was she autistic?

>>19518331
She got a lot of inspiration from the autistic Maria.

Is Rosa right?

>>19518462
I wish I was half decent at OMK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQj2gQjW5sQ

https://www.strawpoll.me/16160076

>>19518462
You may not be sad, but you won't be happy either. Believe! You must take risks! I can get hyped for WTC5 because I'm not afraid of being wrong and disappointed! And you can get hyped too! Don't try to avoid bad feels, but confront them head on!

>>19520085
nyehehehe

>>19518614
>That moon.

*Urgghhhhh...*

Is there something honestly more pathetic than a third rate VN author copying Kinoko Nasu?

>>19520804
who

Hi guys, I'm Ryukishi07! Got any questions?

>>19520869
What does Lambdadelta's breast milk taste like?

>>19518331
>Creativity = autism

>>19520804
People who thinks that he's a woman.
I don't hate him and i can't judge him but i liked more when type moon was a doujin group and fate wasn't his slut.

>>19520869
Can you post it?

>>19520804
How about Kinoku Nasu himself?

>>19520869
Is it true that you're a woman and the guy who we know as Ryu is nothing more than a double?

>>19520891
Sweet.
>>19521023
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Umineko. The mistery is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the riddles will go over a typical reader´s head. There's also Beatrice´s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Jungian philosophy for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the fantasy scenes, to realize that they're not just weeb shit- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who hate Umineko truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the hidden depth in Battler´s existencial catchphrase "It´s useless. It´s all useless!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ryushiki´s genius unfolds itself on their computers screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I do have a One Wing Crest tatoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the witches eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they solved the epitaph (preferably before chapter 6) beforehand.
>>19521171
Yes

>>19520947
I came back to fate after 9 years and I don't recognize that franchise anymore

>>19521236
Read Hollow Ataraxia if you haven't, it's real good stuff

>>19521236
They realized they could make infinite money off of gambling .jpgs

>be me
>read all of EP1 to 7 in a few weeks without taking any breaks
>come up with a couple theories early on and then give up when all of them get countered by the red
>tfw brainlet and on top of that I don't have access to my laptop so I probably won't be reading EP8 anytime soon
It hurts.

>>19522126
Even without a laptop you can watch it via youtube videos on your phone.

god I wish that were me

>>19518544
I have fun on princess mode

>>19522683
me on the left

>>19523036
choke me harder

>>19513523
Ryukishi-tier foots.

>>19523109
I hope you didn't think I was going to leave you alive

>>19523445
Good, thats exactly what I wanted.

>>19523480
I think there's a bit of a misunderstanding, you're not going to die any time soon. Why would anyone get rid of such an entertaining toy right away?

>>19516147
I love stupid shit like this

>>19523507
Though not what I would have preferred, this is fine too.

piss on me

>when someone violates Knox's Decalogue

>>19523906
>when you realize Dlanor is just Ronald spelled backwards which was what Knox's son was actually named

It's Rena's Birthday today!!

>>19524021
Wait it is? Did they release the switch version on Rena's birthday?

>>19524009
>when you realize beatrice spelled backwards is heh made you look nerd

>>19524122
Nope. Missing opportunity as Hou switch ver was released on 26th.

>>19524009
I wonder what Dlanor would look like as a boy.

>>19524183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>19524344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkGTLrXjVaM

Imagine how angry EVA would be if you didn't satisfy her properly

>>19524344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCDKJQ3Z8bU

How can anyone have an annoying fucking cunt like Erika as their waifu? There are much better girls in the series.

>>19525168
I'd rather waifu the annoying cunt than the stupid cunts that make up most of the other girls.

>>19525168
Maybe I just want to be bullied by a smart qt; having a girl like her means I can stop thinking

>>19525168
My 3D waifu is a rude little cunt that looks like a literal boy.

https://youtu.be/5U65tpzO5Dg

Minute 1:01.

And just like Erika, she's the soul of a great masterpiece. Erika may be an annoying piece of fucking shit, but Umineko wouldn't be as good without her. She basically MADE Chiru.

>>19513523
W-Will you ever stop posting this shit? I don't like seeing my waifu humiliated.

>>19525232
French lolis can get away with being cunts, but Erika is literally a villain who got the first Beatrice killed. Having her as a waifu means that you consider her better than someone like Ange, which is insane. Ange won't cut off your head if you try to pull a death prank on her.

>>19525312
Come on anon, live a little. Put some spice in your life

>>19525312
Erika doesn't suffer from certain debilitating set of conditions

>>19525222
Smart qts become disgusting SJW feminists. Thankfully, Erika is a genius qt, so she's probably an OK human being even though she acts like a cunt.

>>19525232
Apparently, that sassy little devil was considered the perfect actress to play Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov himself, who was a fan of this movie. He wasn't satisfied with that old ass feminine actress with no spunk that played Lolita in the movie.

Glad to see a fellow cunnysieur around here.

>>19525375
What does Ange suffer from? Unless being a human is such a shameful thing that she is about to kill herself 24/7. That would be quite debilitating indeed.

>>19525232
>3D waifu
More like 2.5D boyfu (female). I don't consider movie characters fully 3D because they are just characters.

>>19525421
There's an interesting outlook

>>19525168
>not wanting a cute girl to abuse you and stop you from thinking

Disgust

It's out feline sealads! Taraimawashi is fucking 100% out.

Dlanor is cute!

>>19526200
What's this? I'm retarded

>>19526504
https://github.com/07th-mod/higurashi-console-arcs/releases/tag/v4.0.0

>>19526509
Naisu

>>19525397
She's such a cutie.

>>19526431
Will EP9 be better than Witches and Woodlands?

>>19525421
Are gameboard pieces in Umineko 1.5D characters then?