/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19483798
This thread belongs to the Queen, please say something nice about her

>>19483802
She reigns over my favorite time of year.

Monster girls are important.

>>19483802
Glacies' mom has got it going on

Remember that flustered monster girls are amazing

Small breasts should be accentuated.
Large breasts should be played down.

>>19483821
I hate this meme.

>>19483831
Literally perfect body.

>>19483805
Ice Age>Winter>Autumn>Spring>Summer

Reminder that it doesn't matter if they a writefag, faggots need to bugger off.

>>19483851
True.

>>19483851
But how did you know I was here?

>>19483802
She makes it so that clinging to my waifu for heat is even better.

>>19483847
monster girls with realistically proportioned > monster girls with overly exaggerated body parts

Just look at how damn cute, yet sexy she is!

>>19483802
She makes a cute dancer.

>"Waaaah! Big sis is totally gonna be able to get us a husband~"
>"Yeah! She'll snatch anon up no problem! He's good as ours!"

I want to poke some big fat rat tats

>>19483877
Plain girls are the best!

>>19483897
>they later find their sister bound and gagged and stuffed with cum

>>19483912
I'd like to think that expression is her being intimidated by the boy she's about to rape's dick.

Why are we using mermaidspammer's thread?

>>19483834
Finally! Someone who's saying what I've been thinking!

>>19483932
Reminder that men who pump and dump are destined to die alone.

>>19483935
I bet she's thinking to herself "H-hey, are human boy dicks really supposed to be that big? How the hell is something like that supposed to fit in me?"

You do understand that monster girls are going to eat you right? You will die, in a probably very uncomfortable way.

>>19483932
>"She did it! She fucked Anon! Look at how much cum is oozing out of her! Way to go sis~"
>"Now it's our turn to show anon what we're made of!"

>>19483970
Nice try Paladin-chan.

>>19483978
I wanna pet that cat

>>19483971
Those girls are either brave or naive if they think they can take a pounding like their sister did. They're gonna learn the hard way about what it's like to have an overstuffed womb.

>>19483970
That's how our relationship works, but don't worry, she always heals me back

>>19483936
Fucker's just as bad as any footfag.

>>19483987
To a mouse that sounds like a pretty happy ending. Moreso than brave or naive they are probably overjoyed they found a man they like who is able to satisfy all three of them.

>>19483798
Kill yourself you retard fish spammer.

>>19483936
Mersharsk came long before mermaidspammer you faggot.

>>19484007
Are they sure about that? They're just gonna wind up as my bondage onaholes to be used at a moments notice. Doesn't sound like much of a happy ending.

I want to pay local mice to partake in my experiments!

Would you guys read a monster girl visual novel?

>>19483940
No they are not.

>>19483936
>>19484017
I don't follow. Since when is any post with mershark in it automatically meant it is mermaidspammer?

>>19484053
Yes they are.

>>19484048
But I've already played Monster Girl Quest

>>19484048
Yes.

>>19484066
Because apparently nobody posted mermaids before mermaidspammer.

>>19483897
She should drop the tacky ear piercings.

>>19484048
I have.

>>19484067
>cumming inside a girl and leaving is the same is killing or causing misfortune
How? Even if it's a monster at most she'll be a bit upset.

>>19483978
I want to get a bitejob from a Paladin-chan

Fish are cute.

>>19484091
Which one?

>>19484087
It's like KDF and Kobolds or latex. If one person the thread hates likes something that thing is forever tainted.

>>19484098
Go away Tyrone.

>loli smoke hobo
>brings her friends from school to you too

>>19484111
Other people aren't psychos just because you don't like it, anon.

>>19484129
If you don't take responsibility, then you deserve to die alone.

>>19484066
It's the same exact image and post wording as has been posted dozens of times, it's obviously one of his favorites.

>>19484098
You're as bad as NTRfags. Monster girls are for marrying.

>>19484107
MGQ. I'd like to read the Vanadis VNs if they ever got translated.

>>19484118
You know, I actually wouldn't mind coming home and seeing some lolis hanging out in my basement.

Would be comfy

>>19484110
Pretty sure more than just one person hates shit like Mermaidspammer, Bollocks, KDF, Holstaurposter, Futa, NTR, Maidspammer, MGEWiki image spammer, etc.

>>19484098
The fuck are you, black?

>>19484066
>>19484087
>>19484110
Don't play dumb, he's been a problem her for months.

>>19484146
This nigga gets it.

>>19484140
>>19484146
There is nothing wrong with teaching the girl a lesson like that, especially if she's not someone you really care about.

>>19484170
I guess I am now.

>>19484146
Anon, in MGE monsters are able to have casual sex if they are not in a relationship. Multiple races are even noted in their profiles to occasionally work as prostitutes to find men they like. KC acknowledges that this is a thing that happens. Whether or not the girl you end up with is a virgin or not is up to you , but casual sex is a thing that exists.

>>19484188
WTF I hate MGE now.

>>19484183
This is bait.

>>19483851
I'd throw drawfags in too.

>>19484200
It's just the tip of the iceberg of why it's shit

>>19484188
Monster girls must hate each other then because they are all psycopaths that raping because it's fun and good.

>>19484217
Clearly we should all jump ship to Violated Hero

Wake me up when summer is over please.

>>19484234
>hibernating during the summer
Fascinating idea.

>>19484159
>>19484118
>Hey hey Nii-chan, do you have any juice?

>>19484234
Summer will never end, this is your fate now. Low tier shit posting and more monster girls in swimwear commission.
I'm actually trying to figure out one for the commission part. Do salamanders have some swimwear pics yet?

>>19484188
You gave to go back.

>>19484048
Yes.

>it's your adopted momster's birthday
>you tell her you have something special to give her, but she has to close her eyes
>she thinks she knows where this is going, so she closes her eyes and leans forward, expecting a kiss on the cheek or something
>you surprise her by taking her hand and slipping a ring you made out of wire on her ring finger
>tell her that this is all you can give her for now, but one day you're gonna marry her and give her a real ring
>she calls it cute and thanks you for the birthday present
>later that night you head off to bed, only to find your momster sitting in your bed
>she's wearing an erotic lingerie version of a wedding dress and the ring you gave her
>she tells you she can't wait any longer and that the two of you should have your honeymoon tonight

>>19484188
>occasionally work as prostitutes to find men they like
No they don't you faggot, they just blend in with real prostitutes until they find a potential husband.

>>19484275
Sorry anon, but I've been browsing these threads for nearly 3 years and I ain't gonna leave just because people refuse to believe prostitutes exist.

>>19483798
Shit thread,.
>>19484066
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=You%27re+gonna+need+a+bigger+boat..
Not only does he spam this with mershark a lot but he's also made this exact same OP + image combo before.

>>19484048
They're always a monkeys paw.

>>19484287
>showing nape
Somebody wants the dick real bad.

>>19484291
Isn't it cannon that a red light district makes up like 1/3 of the city surrounding the demon lords castle?

>>19484066
>being this much of a complacent cuckold
You're part of what's killing the threads by enabling filth.

>>19484188
Shhh, people don't like the truth.
>>19484287
Read the zipangu info in the second encyclopedia. Monster Girl Prostitutes are a thing and while many get married to the first customer there's also some who don't.

>>19484321
I like this fact because I love the sacral prostitution posting about desert girls.

>>19484312
>Unironically using the word cuckold to insult someone for them not knowing that the spammer had posted it before
Whatever point you might have had is completely lost at this point.

>>19484321
I don't really see what's the problem with monster girl prostitutes. Like, if you want to just go ahead and have sex with her you do it, it's not like you have to marry one.

>>19484331
Unrelated but I want to captured a Girtabillu bandit and make her into my big titty concubine wife!

>>19484243
I mean, Cairngorm and Antarcticite in Houseki no Kuni did it.

>>19484334
>>for them not knowing that the spammer had posted it before
>boohoo he somehow didn't know that a spammer spams his shit every thread
Could you be any more of a faggot?

>>19484345
And if you don't like prostitution, it's not like your waifu would become one, anyway. And you wouldn't visit one.

>>19484331
Which girls do you prefer for it out of the desert ones?
>>19484345
>>19484361
That's my view on it too. Sometimes I just want to think about an incredibly lewd girl like that, my ideal wife would still be pure and nothing like it at all.

>>19481568
All I can tell is that it's something about some Venice-like city that's home to mermaids.

>casual sex
>prostitution
So monster girls are just monsters that look like girls with the psyche of modern women? That's like taking the worst of both world, doesn't sound very interesting to me.

>>19484385
>>19484345
Same. I don't mind if that kinda stuff exists so long as my wife is still a virgin when I meet her.

>>19484420
I swear these threads started dying when the most autistic of the r9k posters came over

>>19484420
>psyche of modern women
I want to make a joke here, but your mom beat me to the punch.

>>19484420
Monster girls are centered around sex. They are extremely loyal and caring but that doesn't mean they can't have sex before marriage.

>>19484420
>muh 3d boogiewoman
Take it to /monster/ or /r9k/. It specifically implies most do get married to the first guy and the ones who don't are the exception.

>>worst of both worlds
so you consider the monster part of monster girls the worst part of them? then you dont even give a shit about monster girls and just want a hugbox to placate your insecurities

oh fucking boy another white knights vs mgtow fight

>>19484471
>>19484420
meant to reply here

>>19484385
Honestly desert Kitsunes and Anubi. The idea of fluffy brown girls with massive ears hanging around a chilly massive stone temple in entirely see-through robes and veils and performing chuuni sex rituals with me for a tiny amount of money is incredible. Paying a single coin and getting a huge cock milking ceremony out of it would be the best.

>As written in the items above, they absolutely can't do without a man, both as a source of food, and as a breeding partner. For that reason, monsters strongly seek human men by instinct. When they find a human man, they follow their instincts, aggressively assaulting him, and knocking him down in an attempt to initiate intercourse. By nature, the monsters' instinct equips them with the knowledge of methods and techniques for pleasuring men. If a man has intercourse with one of them even once, he won't be able to help but be drained of spirit energy, becoming their prisoner.

>If it turns out that they're fond of a man, they won't let him go even after they get their spirit energy. They'll keep him at their side as a permanent source of spirit energy. Men who become imprisoned in this way, don't even try to escape from them. So it's not at all uncommon for men to get stuck with them forever, never to return after being attacked. Also, they use all of their good looks, magic, great physical strength, and special abilities to secure a man. Besides direct assaults, on the contrary, they also use charms, magic, pheromones, etc. to tempt men into assaulting them themselves. They may also simply seek intercourse after befriending a man, etc. They use various methods to get a man and have sex. To the monsters, having intercourse with a human man is the greatest pleasure, surpassing anything else. This desire comes from their most deeply rooted instinct.

If they like you enough, you will become their husband otherwise they would just let you go after getting their "Spirit Energy"

>>19484301
Imagine how intimate kissing a Kejorou's nape must be while you're in the act with her. It wouldn't be dissimilar to out-right telling her "You are mine", and I'm sure when she makes it a point to wrap her hair around you, she's returning the sentiment.

>>19484475
>posting toddlercon artist

Do Kejorou's like bald guys or would they make fun of them?

>>19484420
>>19484495
Anon the point of MGE is "love conquers all". The only conceivable reason a monster wouldn't keep a man after the first rape is:
>The guy is a one night stand pansy
>The reader in question decides to believe a fictional monster girl won't find a husbando on the first attempt for some reason
For some reason westerners are really fascinated with conjuring up shitty situations for themselves in their ideal fantasy land.

>>19484574
You're also forgetting that monster girls also have preferences and their own idea of a "perfect man". Its just another case of plenty of fish in the sea if one dumps you.

>>19484574
>conjuring up shitty situations for themselves in their ideal fantasy land
Yeah. Just because monster prostitutes exist doesn't mean your waifu would be one and it's not like they care about a guy's virginity so you could try a number of monster pussy before settling with one.

>>19484588
They have preferences but if the guy likes her then he won't be turned down.

>>19484517
Cry about it.

>>19484471
>then you dont even give a shit about monster girls and just want a hugbox to placate your insecurities
That's true for way too many people. Having been with these threads for so long it's hard pinpointing when exactly the overall tone changed.
>>19484600
>They have preferences but if the guy likes her then he won't be turned down.
Exactly, in the cases monster prostitutes don't keep the first guy it's all down to him not being her type and him just wanting a quick fuck in the first place/not getting attached to a prostitute/having eyes on someone else so he doesn't ask to stay with her.
It heavily favours marriage on the first time while also leaving loopholes for those that want them.
Negative types think themselves into bad situations they don't want way too easily.

>>19484523
Monsters don't give a shit about physical appearance so long as the guy has a functioning dick.

>prostitute
>has fucked hundreds of men before you
>but it's okay because she will be loyal, I'm telling you

>>19484678
Fuck off back to /r9k/ already.

>>19484678
The concept of not being emotionally involved with what other people want to do is foreign to you isn't it? Sad

>>19484678
Just don't marry her? There are also plenty of guys that don't care about that kind of stuff.

>>19484600
>but if the guy likes her then he won't be turned down.
But that's not very nice for the girl. Shouldn't you at least try to let her pick her happiness?
If she's stuck with the first guy that confesses it kind of sucks for her to be honest.

>>19484678
>Wants a pure loyal waifu
>Goes for the prostitute then bitches about it
Kuso baka gaijin

>>19484523
>Kejorou finding out Anon's head is a bald as an egg, giggling about it softly as she straddles his crotch in the tatami matted room
>His eyes try to meet hers, but she keeps him firmly in place, in-toning she'd like to stay like this a little while longer
"How very vexing."
"On one hand, your baldness reminds me of the great full moon above. On another... No. I suppose it's bad enough that hair is a woman's vanity."
>Her lavender scented hair begins to coil around him-- She used it because he'd told her in the past that the soft fragrance puts him at ease.
>The Kejourou's touch is soft as she strokes the top of his bald head, humming to herself, her breasts pressed into his chest in an embrace.
"A woman's jealousy is something you'll never understand, my love."
>Her lips are soft and pliant when she kisses him.
"But don't worry, I have more than enough for both of us."

>>19484678
Don't marry a whore if you want a pure girl, anon. Why is this so hard? Leave the whores to the whorefags.

How would yandere monstergirls accomplish their tasks in a non-modern scenario?

>>19484706
But MGs are happy with just about anyone, so they already have gotten their happiness.

>>19484706
It doesn't suck if she doesn't really care. The guy could also work to become what she likes.

>>19484714
Because some people can't handle it when authors cater to tastes other than theirs.

>>19484706
People tend to forget DE can change you to suit her tastes

>>19484678
Either fuck one who is doing her first day on the job or don't fuck one and leave it to those who want to.
Sometimes people just want to jerk off to the thought of a turboslut ahegaoing on their dick and don't want to marry her.

Summer is ok I guess

>>19484756
gonna go to the beach and kick sand on mgs and knock down their sand castles

>>19484710
As a bald man, this is nice.

>>19484756
I want to sign a contract with a demon that specifies she'll need to HUGE tier titties

>>19484756
Damn these lewd demons.

>>19484730
>Appearance, can change
>Attitude, can change
>Dick size and capability, can change even if RNGesus fucked him over at birth
>Physical traits such as strength, agility, the ability to breathe underwater for aquatic monsters, the ability to not spontaneously combust for lava golems, being bald, boneitis, etc etc, can change
Chances are monsters operate on another logic entirely, and having the guy love her would be THE most important trait to be considered as everything else can change through mamonomana. Even if the girl is into some bearded ultraviking built like a brick house and anon is a wimp that'd break under a breeze, mamonomana will help him, and you can be sure that anon would be more than willing to make his waifu heartpupil and shortly afterwards ahegao.

>>19484731
My angle with the sacral prostitution is actually to be totally irrelevant to the girl. She's got her ritual to perform and she needs to milk a dick in a specific way to do it. I'm just paying for the privilege of being her prop for it. I'd even get extra hard if a harsh Anubis prostitute snapped at me for moving too much while she was riding me.

>>19484678
You know, not everything has to appeal to every person. Sometimes your tastes will not be pandered to, and you just have to accept that and not throw a shitfit, okay?

What if you went out of your way to redeem evil monster girls?

>>19484760
t.Bitter humangirl.

>>19484789
Mayaderes are a patrician taste.

Daily reminder that monster girls love you just as much as a drug user loves their drugs.

>>19484789
Ex-evil harem is best harem

>>19484789
>those skinny-ass tails

>>19484804
defeated by the dick of justice

>>19484789
Why would you want to ruin best girls? Are you some kind of faggot?

>>19484789
Is there any more art of this fox than just this?

>>19484810
You are like little baby. Watch this.

>>19484798
You can stop now Paladin-chan.

>>19484756
>demon by Ittla
I've always wanted this, nice.
>>19484786
>anubis prostitute snapping and barking instructions during ritual sex
I think you've just awakened something in me.

>>19484812
Yep.
I'm going to go out and beat the Milk Maiden, a holst gone mad that wants to give all women massive breasts.

>>19484756
There's not enough coverage, what if it slips?

>>19484756
>More ittla MGE art
Nice. That's a damn sexy demon.

>>19484840
They have, technically, already done a MGE demon once.
It was a trap so I guess that doesn't count.

>>19484827
Reminder that Ran is to be avoided at all costs.

>>19484756
>Wings blocking her ass
What a tease.

>>19484864
Oh look, hammer drew the same thing. Again.

>>19484678
Fuck off bollocks

>>19484850
>"Oh no husband, it "accidentally" slipped, I guess you just have to help me cover it up using you hands."
I bet she's already covered every part of her body with sunscreen oil.

>>19484863
WTF I hate ittla now.

>>19484863
That was a huge let down, so close yet so far.

>>19484878
Eh he's primarily a trap artist anyway, getting mad at him for it when he was commissioned would be silly.
Besides he draws cute girls when he's not being gay.

>>19484875
>every post I don't like is made by the same guy.

It is possible for bad ideas to gain traction with multiple people.

See also, Scientology, Communism, and Nickelback fans.

>>19484810
>too busy staring at her ass instead of her tails
I hope shes not offended

>>19484879
>Anubis, demon and Cheshire Cat
If it was not for that one detail it would have been a 10/10 pic. Still, ittla dose some amazing art so I'm fine with some of it not being in my taste.

>>19484891
Except there's only one person so full of disdain for this place that he'd vomit the shit that /r9k/ gobbles up

>>19484810
>>19484827
Any nine-tail worth their salt should be able to completely wrap up their husband in their tails.

>>19484908
It's more than one person.

>>19484840
>Do you think you're in charge just because you paid me?!

>>19484921
>Do you feel in charge?

>>19484910

>>19484921
>Anon pays a hellhound prostitute
>He wants to be on top
>LaughingHellhound.Png
He still got his money's worth though.

>>19484789
Tails too skinny

>>19484810
Tails too short

>>19484942
The payment is so that she won't just drag him off when all is said and done.
It still might not work if she can sense that he loved it.

Friendly reminder that Shark Week starts tonight.

>>19484919
I still stand by what I said.

Would you be her designated driver?

>>19484942
>Pharaoh high priestess
>She uses her royal power to dominate you so hard you feel like you're watching a VR film as you do the ritual with her
>You can feel and hear yourself responding to her chants in a language you can't even understand
>The pleasure overwhelms you less than halfway through, but you can't cum
>Every slow, rhythmic thrust makes you feel like you're coming
>But nothing come out
>You're almost mindbroken by the time she finally allows you to flood her holy pussy
>You almost pass out from the pleasure and only barely realize that she's standing on pillars over a huge brazier and dribbling your cum into the fire as all the other pristesses chant in the hall below
>Screams of pleasure ring through the halls as one pristess after another forces their customer to cum

>>19484921
Hello boner.
Nachos could work for berating femdom sex too.
>"What's with that dumb look on your face you creep? Don't get all proud of yourself, you're only getting your dick wet because you paid for it"
>a few minutes pass with her looking slightly bored and annoyed
>"You didn't really expect me to moan for you did you? Ugh you lolicons are all the same, just because I look cute you expect me to be some blushing virgin."
>"W-what do you mean being insulted is fine too? Jeez just hurry up and cum already."
I can't write dialogue to save my life but you get the idea.

>>19484994
I would trust her to drive me home!

>>19485008
Anon I don't think that'd be a good idea.

>>19484960
Oh great, I can't wait for seven uninterrupted days of arguing with falseflagger-kun over merposting

>>19485019
What's the worse that can happen?

>>19485031
Somebody getting a Rusty Venture.

>>19485031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIxVLVNOk5s

>>19485031
You try driving with a 11/10 girl slumped over your crotch, attempting to eat her way through your pants.

Either that or she's in the back, feeling up your chest or trying to nibble on your ears. Or both.

>>19485039
I thought the Rusty Venture was a gay move?

>>19485048
Reminds me of a plane crash in Canada where one of the passengers was drunk and kept kicking at the pilot's seat, pushing him against the controls and causing the plane to dive.

>>19485052
No a Rusty Venture is where you jerk off enough times it makes your glans red. Can't sex the goat and cow without wanting to get married and all that.

>>19483970
Fingers crossed.

>>19485003
>Chaos temple under the sea
I don't think you want to support the Deep Church' ceremonies, anon.

>tfw no oni daughterus

>>19485025
It's okay if they have legs right?

>>19485052
That’s a rusty trombone you idiot.

>>19485067
Speak for yourself.

>>19485085
But then you eat it. That's the Venture part.

>>19485067
But what if I do? I'd gladly help turn the kingdom above her into a chaos one.

>>19483970
its her way of getting me to move in with her

>Were you expecting a priest or something?

>>19485090
>>19485094
Every time a priestess makes a cultist cum their horafying goal ticks closer and closer. The eternal web twitches with every drip of cum that falls through the floor grates, and the great MILFy Nacho stirs.
I can't see a chaos cult doing prostitution, though. Orgies, sure. Paired cultists and priestesses who live in celibacy and only fuck at the rituals, why not. But it feels like religious prostitution would only happen in established, "light" churches.

>>19485101
I'd gladly move in with a sandworm.

>>19475631
Lythalia was my least favourite character in that story for how dense she was. Maybe it's just a monstergirl thing, but she seemed to care about how the monsters were feeling but didn't even bother trying to work out the human perspective, even when Val was clearly horrified by the shit she was pulling.
Then again, that seems to be an intentional thing in your writing, where monsters are either unable or unwilling to understand the human side of the argument. It just feels like this sort of thinking is going to leave their world in an awful state given time, regardless of how the upcoming war with Caithness will go.
Great work by the way, you've always been my favourite writefag.

>>19485122
>horafying

Remember that time when everyone liked Squids and Octopi got blown the fuck out?

>Bunyip-chan, what are you doing on the ceiling?

>>19485163
>>>/v/

>>19485182
9 posts up from mine pleb'non. And fix that fucking chop shop edit of an image, it's embarrassing to more than just yourself.

>>19484756
>Implying MG beaches wouldn't just be nudist beaches

>>19484756
>the mighty sling strikes again

Patrician taste.

>>19485219
Erotic clothing>full nudity.

>>19483970
>You do understand that monster girls are going to eat you right?
I'm perfectly okay with this.

>You will die, in a probably very uncomfortable way.
Yes, my virginity will die very quickly and perhaps uncomfortably depending on how horny she is at the time

>>19485232
Scanty and Kneesocks are perfection.

>>19484348
Well I want to capture a FLAT Girtabillu bandit and make her into my big titty concubine wife!

The venom would make things truck, though. Wonder if I could use her own stinger on her?

>>19485238
This is true. Look at that top for example, the parts covering the breasts are just begging to be pulled down to reveal what's underneath while keeping he rest of the outfit in place.

>>19484048
Of course

>>19485240
>vore

>>19485238
>>19485288
But what if conservative clothing hiding erotic clothing underneath

>>19485232
One-piece>sling>bikini

>>19485301
Conservative clothing and naked underneath.

>>19485309
Correct.

>>19485297
It's a joke anon. And sandworms aren't vore.

>>19485280
>Famous, petite, flat chested Girt bandit gets captured.
>Rather than be imprisoned the guy takes her as a concubine instead.
>Uses potions and concoctions to give her a tremendous chest that seems to mock her former figure.

And if you do get her to sting herself, be prepared for her to go ahego

>>19485315
>Sandworms aren't vore
False.

>>19485317
I'd really want to keep the Girtablilu bandit queen as a sporty, lithe fucktoy. It'd be amazing to fuck her literal throatpussy after watching her train my troops.

Hi again /mgt/.
I'll probably be a bit slower at fulfilling them for a while but if anyone has requests for simple sketches feel free to ask o/

>>19485349
How about a cutie dragon sitting with her legs crossed?

>>19485349
Cute embarrassed demon.

>>19485349
These two together
https://imgur.com/a/iembXeq
They can be doing anything, really

>>19485349
Hi Snib.
Maybe a cute JK nacho with thigh highs would be nice.

>>19485349
Kikimora mother teaching her daughter how to dust, maybe?

>>19485376
This

>>19485389
>teaching
>implying kikis don't know how to perform housework by instinct

>>19485349
A lilim getting back at a bully

>>19485336
I'd rather watch a once lithe fighter fumble with her massive funbags to try and please you

>>19485349
Are you still doing the ones from last thread?

>>19485349
An off-profile Golem please.

>>19485456
I'd rather see an off-profile chimera.

>>19485403
Rebellious teenage kiki only tidies up her room instead of cleaning it thoroughly.

>>19485349
I request that you learn to draw.

I like brown succs.

>he's still mad

>>19485483
Who is this "he" you speak of?

How do you end in Valhalla?

>>19484960
Shark week is awful nowadays, with useless "comedy" filler and MTV style casters

>>19485522
Go back to /c/ EMGnigger.

>>19485522
Not quite sure how that outfit works but I'm not going to question a sexy horse like that.
Blonde and knightly centaurs are the best.

>>19485349
A lich trying to teach anon magic.

>>19485576
Why is Lich dressed like that?

Post monkeys.

>>19485588
A) Anon has a cosplay fetish
B) She's testing out how different clothes effect her magic (and how good they are at having sex with)
C) Anon told her she couldn't go out with only her cloak since that doesn't cover up anything
D) she just wanted to

>>19485588
She's trying to encroach on Dark Mage's territory.

>>19485576
thats a big hat

>>19485603

Spoilering your shitposts doesn't make them not shitposts, faggot.

>>19484471
Um, I'm fairly sure that's the consensus for maybe over a half of the people here. Average anon is likely in for love cheatcodes monstergirl universe provides, not feathers or chitin or even the psychological/cultural exotics. Monster bits are probably widely perceived as a necessary compromise.

>>19485589
I wish there was more Kakuen art out there. hopefully that wish doesn't turn out to be a monkey's paw scenario

>>19485622
I'd like to eat out a kakuen.

>>19484168
>maidspammer
doesn't exist.

>>19485620
>Average anon
Please don't confuse us with /monster/.

>>19484678
>"Those men meant nothing to her, you're the number one!"

>>19485600
Well those are some understandable reasons. Although I have to wonder if that outfit was a random choice or if Lich is carefully documenting Anon's tastes.

>>19485601
Well it's not like they can sue or anything.

>>19485637
Stop giving him (you)s faggot.

>>19485622
I want to mating press a Kakuen.

>>19485620
It never used to be like that. Cosplay tier used to be an insult and now it seems to be the preferred option. There also used to be a ton of stories that didn't play too hard into the waifu bait angle and focused on being sexy, RS's stuff comes to mind.
It's not bad now but somewhere in the middle would be nice you know?

>>19485660
>Cosplay tier used to be an insult and now it seems to be the preferred option.
The bunyip craze says otherwise.

>>19485678
Bunyip's sort of a weird anomaly due to the mofu and gapmoe always playing well with thread memes.

Name a worse paring than an insecure man with self-esteem issues and a Nacha that doesn't know when she's going too far.

>Give me a hug anon

>>19485620
Speak for yourself, I'm not some lame anon who needs cuddles. I like conflict with my monstergirls.

>>19485703
A wendigo and a PETA member.

>>19485707
No more hugs.

>>19485349
A casually dressed Kiki, like how she looks if she was told to take a day off, if you don't mind.

>>19485718
>PETA member trying to get a wendigo to eat Quorn
That can only end in disaster and her eating his dog infront of him.

>>19485703
And then comes the post-coital 180 she pulls where she's in tears trying to apologize for every toxic word she said about you.

>>19485726
you owe her

>>19485703
A zombie and an undertaker

Would you drink from an undine spring?

>>19485745
>toxic

Edgefags leave now.

>>19485740
>his dog
I thought PETA opposed pet ownership.

>>19485748
oh okay

>>19485765
>Edgefags
Where?

wtf i love 3dpd monster girls now

>>19485765
More of a Gangrelfag myself.

>>19485780
Fuck off /monster/

>>19485780
>>>/r9k/

>>19485182
>>19485796
Kill yourself dude.

Sandworms are too pure.

>>19485796
>>19485812
Go back to your sheds, faggots. There are plenty of other places to go if you want to talk about nigger loving whores.

>>19485819
We were here first faggot.

>>19485832
Sure you were.

Reminder that monster girls would want nothing to do with racists.

he's going all out.

>>19485819
>nigger loving
No one was saying anything about that, something on your mind?

>>19485871
The only people who like whores are cuckolds.

>Mister, you forgot your change!

>>19485871
>Giving the /monster/fag (you)s
I thought we were better than this.

>>19485869
>"Looks like he's just fucking threw the whole fishing pole into the sea"
>"It's a bold strategy, let's see if any of the mermaids take it"

>>19485703
A man with severe depression and a Nacho

>>19485877
That's got nothing to do with the post you're replying to, stop moving the goalposts and getting angry over nothing.

>>19485889
I mean that kind of what I already said, anon.

>>19485886

I honestly hope I'm not the only one sending reports here.

>>19485884
Yeah he's on his own at this point, there's no reasoning with that.

>>19485884
>calls people /monster/fags
>but avatarfags constantly

>>19485901
You're the only one announcing it, which, I'm afraid, is a reportable offense.

Seems some very determined autist is trying to drive us from this board.

>>19485907
This, he's literally just as bad.

>>19485901
>reports
>implying the mods won't just file it away and go back to fapping to idol pics

>>19485896
I wounder what "competitive fishing" would be like in MGE. Sound and looks like a lot of fun.

>>19485901
>Ignore all obvious trolls
>Report all obvious trolls

Common sense isn't so common these days

>>19485896
What a dummy!

>>19485703
A vampire hunter and a vampire.

>>19485916
Why not? These threads are fucking dead and are just a waste of board space at this point.

>>19485895
Not really.

>>19485703
Anon and any monster girl

>>19485916
Probably a butthurt Touhoufag.

>>19485934
But that's a cute paring.

>>19485934
>Implying this isn't the best pairing
Shit taste.

>>19485934
>He doesn't want to see a vampire hunter being corrupted by his vampire lover

>>19485916
Certain autists on /jp/ have resented us for years, it's possible.

>>19485940
Even bunyip?

New discussion topic time, how young is the youngest MG you'd have sex with?

>>19485981
1000 year old

>>19485981
18, obviously.

>>19485923
>in older fishing tournaments, the man with the two largest fish would win
>now, since the portals opened fishing tournaments became about men finding mermaids with the biggest bust

3.

>>19485984
Ara-ara mofu!

>>19485620
I'd say this might very well extend to the point some would prefer to have MGs being discriminated/hated in a real situation, since that's the kind of treatment that naturally comes to mind for someone whom you see as a savage human-animal hybrid with physical liabilities. Also allows for a neat wish-fulfillment combo of both getting your dick wet by monster puss AND enjoying a sense of HFY-esque racial superiority along the way. Monstergirls are a versatile fantasy if you think about it.

>>19485916
More like everyone here has grown spineless and allowed trash-tier posts and spam to go on for months.

>>19485993
Meant for >>19485981

>>19485981
I shamefully would like to be gang raped by a bunch of lolis I’m supposed to be looking after.

>>19485865
What if he's that way because he was abused as a child?

>>19485981
16 probably.

>>19485999
>t. avatarfag
die.

>>19486009
Eat shit spammer.

>>19486009
Nigger I've never posted a single Satania image here before.

>>19485992
>One guy only catches loli mermaids

>>19486007
Then they'll make his death a bit quicker.

>>19485981
18 and up.

Preferred age range is 20 - 28, or in the case of foxes 200+

>>19485999
I want to mating press Satania

>>19484756
I was wondering if a demon gets sunburn does she turn into brown-ish or even more blue?

So turtles and stuff.
I have wondered if monsters would keep pets of their own race.

>>19486022
We've been over this a million times anon. Monster girls can distinguish between someone who does bad things because their life has been shit and someone who does bad things because they enjoy it.

>>19485981
Nice try, Familiar Intelligence Agency.
Anything that looks like the original Baphomet design and upwards is fine by me.

>>19486036
She ends up looking like this.

>>19486058
Dayum.

>>19485999
Not as spineless as you though. Every time someone so much as says boo you're going off on rants about "complacency"
"spineless faggots" or regular posters being at fault for other people shitposting when all they've done is learned not to sperg out for half the thread like what used to happen.
You may have used a different reaction image from forte, liz or a moth this time but I know that's you, you're hilariously fragile.

>>19486047
We've also established that racists know full well what they do is wrong but continue to act the way they do because they're terrible people. The only thing a racist would get in MGE is complete and total social isolation along with open hostility from desert girls

What did she mean by this?

>>19486037
An umi osho can have a pet turtle, as long as she calls it "mr turtle"

>>19486074
Fuck off leftypol.

>>19486058
this actually looks nice

>>19486087
Don't reply to it.

>>19486087
>leftypol
>implying he's not a OG /pol/ falseflagger

>>19486071
t. fag enabler

>>19485981
16 and up, the legal age of consent in any place that matters.

>>19485981
16. Even if the legal age where I live is 15 that's a bit to low for me.

>>19486122
It's not about enabling or approving of it, it's about not derailing the thread over something as stupid as that.
It's easy enough to tell the spammer, aka jaxx to fuck off but it's not like people are going to drop their pants and take a huge dump over any discussion for 4+ hours because that's just retarded.

>Ignore all shitposts
>Report all shitposts
>Ignore all complaints about shitpost
>Report all complaints about shitposts

Cute basilisk daughter.

>>19485356
o7

>>19485422
Not yet, I think after I get through this thread I'll go back. Of course if folks from the last thread want to make the same request here it's all good too o/

>>19485467
Rude. Working on it desu.

>>19486187
She's cute. They'll have to be careful with fitting the mask as she grows up.

Reminder to praise Druella.

>>19486199
she gives that "how come you didn't whipped your dick out yet?" look.

>>19486199
Ganbatte

>>19486187
I want to cuddle her while watching a movie.

>>19486199
Nice

>>19486199
Absolutely nice snibbo. Thanks!

>Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

>>19486236
I can't tell anything about the shape of the horse from this. It's just a blob.

>>19485981
8, but not any less than that.

>>19486215
Sorry, already an Eros adherent.

>>19486254
>8

>>19486215
Praise the Pharaoh!

>Super smug cheshires with heavy English accents who love playing pranks and are obsessed with memes

>>19486269
Are we trying to create the worst possible MG or something?

>>19486269
>English accents
What kind? RP? Cockney? Liverpool? Mancunian? Somerset?

>>19486058
How do you summon this demon.

>>19486269
The english have banned memes.

>>19486279
He pretty much described canon Cheshire.

>>19486269
>Super weird Shogs with a subtle Nip accent, who love assimilating your whole house and obsessed with Kikis
Thread canon mg time?

>>19486285
She summons you.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b956710ab0b28a14ea1f473334ea68c/tumblr_panl2tMNkN1x9iei9o1_r1_1280.png

>>19486293
>Nip
>not New England
You fucked up.

>>19486309
Where the hell do you think "Mastah" even came from?
Hint, it's not American slavery.

>>19486312
Have you ever heard a New Englander speak?

>>19486292
Objectively false
Canon Cheshire only makes high quality memes.

>>19486312
She obviously grew up in Boston and has trouble speaking proper English.

>>19486320
>he wants to live inside "Diamond" Jane Shoggy
Look at him and laugh with your shinkis

>>19486320
You can sidestep the question if you want, but the thread uses "Mastah" for Kikis and Shogs because that's how it comes across in anime.