/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19483795
>If you understand that, then leave already.
The autism behind the phrasing of this sentence is baffling. Congratulations.

>>19483795
Ok then bitch I have no interest in you whatsoever, I don't want children with you, I'm just going to leave you alone, good-bye!

Roleplaying is NG here.

>>19483827
Thank you, my dear friend. I hope you have a fantastic day!

Hey /jp/ I found my very own amanojaku but all it does is huddle near the trash in fear and gives me this look the whole time. I don't really want it anymore. What's the best way to get rid of it?

>>19488190
there are many way of getting rid of her. maybe selling her as a slave to somebody, dumping her body in a river or using her as stress relieve toy, it mostly depend on what you want right now.

>>19488190
Tell her to make like a tree and fuxk off

>>19483795
Why do you lie, Seija?

>>19495939

This will never not piss me off.

>>19495939
>half-amanojaku babies
God, the kids are gonna grow up to be such little shits.

>>19483795
So you mean I can nakadashi all day without any risk? Seems good for me.

>>19483795
I want to imagine amanojaku are brood parasites and that they steal and eat babies, place their own baby inside the skin of said baby, then replace their child back to the host family. It's the only logical explanation on how amanojaku breed. Amanojaku are truly awful creatures.

>>19498681
>I want to imagine amanojaku are brood parasites and that they steal and eat babies, place their own baby inside the skin of said baby, then replace their child back to the host family. It's the only logical explanation on how amanojaku breed.
> Amanojaku are truly awful creatures.

>>19498681
>I want to imagine amanojaku are brood parasites and that they steal and eat babies, place their own baby inside the skin of said baby, then replace their child back to the host family. It's the only logical explanation on how amanojaku breed.
> Amanojaku are truly awful creatures.

>>19498681

>>19498681
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>>19502876
It's not too far off from the legends.

>>19502969
Tell me the legends, I want to hear it.

>>19502978
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanojaku
>One of the amanojaku's best known appearances is in the fairytale Urikohime (瓜子姫, "melon princess"), in which a girl miraculously born from a melon is doted upon by an elderly couple. They shelter her from the outside world, and she naively lets the amanojaku inside one day, where it kidnaps or devours her, and sometimes impersonates her by wearing her flayed skin.

>>19502988
Holy fuck, thanks for sharing that info, but Jesus Christ I didn't know it was that dark.

>>19502998
Yeah, thankfully ZUN's version is basically just a little shit rather than outright evil.

>>19483795
No, I fucking despise you!
Go and die!
Am I doing it right?

ISC2 when? Will we ever know what happened to Seija after ISC? Fucking zun.

>>19503114
>zun
ZUN. Honestly, if we don't see her in Violet Detector then we'll never see her again.

>>19503161
>we'll never see her again.
Seija accidentally jumped over the border and starved to death in the outside world.

Here's a photo I took of my cute wife Seija while we were eating out this weekend.

>>19503008
>Implying Seija wouldn't skin and devour you if she had the chance.

Seija more like Gayja.

Seija more like angel

>>19483795
>Can't you see these horns? That's right, I'm an Amanojaku so we can't make children
Half-youkai kids are fine too