/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19474574
Yes, but why do we need to go to the beach at night? On a full moon?

>>19474504
Why be alarmed? It's just a cute little mouse loli who wants to cuddle your dick with her womb!

>>19474574
They just want to have sex on the beach!
And I'm perfectly willing to oblige her.

>>19474579
Have you ever taken a swim in the middle of the night? It's bloody amazing.

I once heard somewhere that maids are olev.

>>19474606
Wew she's meaty. Would like a girlfriend like her to help keep me warm on the job.

>>19474599
You heard right.

>>19474593
I did once, but there was this girl in a hockey mask watching me, so I got out pretty quickly.

>>19474617
Leave.

>>19474574
I'm not so sure vampires like the beach

>>19474617
Lupusregina is best maid.

>>19474627
What an odd way to spell Entoma.

>>19474574
One-piece swimsuits are the absolute best. I wish this girl had one on, too. It'd have to be wet to show off her nice abs, of course.

>>19474624
She looks fine. At least she's not sparkling.
I don't usually Fateshit, but I'd hit that. I want to feel those nails scratch my back.

>>19474587
>The beach is just full of people have sex all the time
>If your a single man you'd be asked to every single girl there to "help her with her sunscreen"
>Nobody is even trying to hide it and is just having sex in brad daylight and nobody minds it.
>Some mermaids are selling diving equipment so you can get the "deep sea experience"
>All the swim suits range from fairly normal to barely even covering anything at all.
>And despite all of this Alices are still oblivious to this and think they're just on a normal beach.

>>19474617
Slimebomination best maid.

>>19474574
An Anubis would definitely love the beach. That means ordering around her husband to spread oil and sunscreen on her, building fancy sandcastles, and showing off her beautiful brown skin under the sun. Though I imagine she would hate how her fur would get full of sand. Lots of pampering and cleaning once she gets home.

>>19474640
>Anubis ordering her husband to build a sand castle for her
>Not building it herself
Absolutely disgusting.

>>19474646
I'm certain she would help with the architectural aspect, he would just have to do most of the heavy lifting at the behest of his slave-driver. He could always take revenge by convincing her to go swimming, which would reveal that the regal and uptight desert wolf only knows how to doggy-paddle!

Undead Beach Parties sound like fun, I can imagine seeing Wight and Pharaoh sunbathing talking casually about which guys to talk into rubbing oil on their backs.

>>19474653
I bet it'd also reveal that she's really into playing in the water and can't stop herself smiling like the sun and yipping while doggy paddling back and forth.

>>19474659
Absolutely adorable

>>19474584
Mice like this are not fair.

>>19474656
I bet she's going to use her God Voice to boss around the boy she finds the cutest.

>>19474636
Most vacation spots would turn out like this, really. And pools would have a reputation for having semen and love juices instead of piss.

>Ski-resorts
>Hiking trails
>Camping spots

Fuck imagine how great camping would be with an mg waifu.

I'm gonna tell my Onee-chan that I'll marry her someday. What's the worst that could happen?

>>19474725

>sex while camping

Not worth it unless you have access to facilities to clean up. Ugh.

>>19474680
She'll make the boy she finds cutest rub suntan lotion on her back as she keeps her composure to keep him from finding out how much his touch is turning her on.

>>19474725
>Fuck imagine how great camping would be with an mg waifu.
There would be a lot of moaning in that forest.

>>19474754
It's probably safer to go camping with a monstergirl because the Redcaps avoid tents that people are clearly fucking in.
Though if you want a Redcap to sneak into your tent, open up your sleeping bag and "butcher" you and then slide in and trap you in the bag with her that's okay too.

>>19474754
>The moaning woods

>>19474587
That background even distracts me from the cowbutt.

>>19474725
I for one wouldn't mind if my waifu let her wild side out under the stars as she embeds me into the forest floor

>>19474801
Maybe this will help you stay focused.

>>19474811
Hm, yes. This will do nicely.

>>19474636
>At Monstergirl Beach with my manticore gf.
>It's the first time either of us have been there.
>We arrive pretty early, and find a good spot not too far from the sea.
>I pitch up a parasol while she lays the towels and gets the drinks out of the cooler.
>Manticore and I spend several hours cuddling, reading, and just being comfy.
>Time passes, and many more people start to arrive.
>Space on the beach quickly begins to fill up.
>Manticore and I are still lying under our parasol when I see her ears prick up.
>"What is it?"
>"Someone's having sex."
>"Really?"
>She smirks, and nods.
>I strain my ears, and detect the distinct sounds of slapping flesh and little gasps and cries of pleasure.
>We both look around, before she spots them.
>"There." she says, indicating with a claw to a parasol further along the beach from ours.
>Under a parasol, but still in plain view, a buxom holstaur in a red swimsuit is clawing the sand and mashing her giant tits into her towel as she gets plowed from behind by her man.
>The holstaur isn't even bothering to act discreet, her tongue hanging out of her mouth and her moaning going unsupressed.
>Amazingly, nobody else seems to care in the slightest - in fact, Manticore and I are the only ones who seem to be watching.
>A little way away from those two, a caramel-skinned anubis is lying on her front and fingering herself while a guy is rubbing sunscreen onto her back with one hand and jacking off with the other.
>He cums on her back, then leans down to kiss her. One parasol over, a family with two kids is playing a board game.
>Down by the water, kids are laughing and splashing in the sea - where the tide meets the sand, a mermaid and a man are having sex front and centre in the middle of the wet sand. People run around them to get into the water.
>Manticore and I are frankly shocked.
>She turns to me. "Is this normal?"
>"I have no idea." I reply. "How are they getting away with it? It's broad daylight!"
>Manticore smirks. "Thinking about it, are you?"
>I blush, and she smirks wider.
>"Well..." she says, "Let's see how far we can go..."
>I don't even have time to respond before she half-guides, half-shoves me onto my back.
>She brings her leg over mine to straddle my legs as I recover enough to pull my shorts down.
>Manticore's grin widens. "You got hard watching them, did you?"
>Quick check around. Nobody is paying any attention.
>Manticore undoes her bikini top and throws it to the side. The only person staring at her tits is me.
>She shuffles forward and, with one final look around which confirms nobody's batting an eyelid, she eases down onto me.
>I gasp, and she blushes and tells me to shut up. Down the beach, the holstaur can be heard screaming in ecstacy as she gets fucked.
>Manticore starts grinding against my hips slowly, stirring my cock around inside her. She bites her lip - she does this when she's trying not to make any noise.
>I still don't think she's getting the idea.
>I bring both my hands up and smack her ass. She yelps in shock before she can stop herself.
>She turns beet red, and looks around urgently. Nothing.
>Manticore turns back to me. Her face is somwhere between anger, mirth, and lust.
>I love that look.
>She starts sliding up and down. It forces a long gasp from me.
>She picks up speed, scraping my chest with her claws as she goes.
>I reach over to her tail, and slip a finger into the opening. She lets out a full-on moan of pleasure. By this point, neither of us are bothering to check for observers.
>Manticore is bouncing on my cock now, letting out a cry every time she slams back down against my hips. I am doing likewise, and I lean my head back and look out over the beach.
>People are still going about their normal business, some quite close to us.
>At one point, a kejorou and her man walk right past our parasol, so close that I can hear their words over Manticore's moaning. I can see their faces, but neither seem to even notice us. They just walk right by.
>The sun is shining, the waves are rolling, people are happy, and Manticore is riding my cock.
>Bliss.
>I look back up into Manticore's eyes as I blow my load inside her. She gasps.
>A few more thrusts, and some quick fingerbanging her tail, and she's right there with me.
>Manticore gets off of me, and I shuffle over to make room on the towel.
>She lies down with me and I close my eyes, listening to the waves, the seagulls, and that holstaur and her husband still going.
>Just another day at Monstergirl Beach.
Wish there were some proper beach 'core pics.

>>19474803
>Going with your waifu to her "natural habitat"
>She lets her instincts completely take over
>Anon was raped until the brake of dawn that night.

>>19474822
>until the brake of dawn
But there are no brakes!

>>19474819
That was pretty damn nice. I like it.

>>19474835
>Dawn finally comes
>Anon thinks it's finally going to be over now
>Anons waifu just smiles at him and say that she thinks it cute that he thinks dawn is going to stoop her
>And then she resumes riding him
Going though the woods would probably end with you see a lot of men getting fucked/raped by beast-type monster girls.

What happens when I activate my Cursed Sword's Bankai?

>>19474872
I don't know what that is but I'm sure it will result in a boss-fight.

>>19474853
One needs a proper strategy to ensure he's only raped by the right girls. Or you could just be a slut, I suppose.

>>19474872
You'd have to give her a bankai, first. Are you man enough to enter the cum-stained depravity of a cursed sword's inner world?

>>19474872
Giantess

>>19474878
>the cum-stained depravity of a cursed sword's inner world
One shudders at the thought.

>>19474893
>>19474878
It looks just like UBW in here guys.

>>19474891
Fuck off /d/

>>19474893
>Don't forget to oil me, Anon!
Kinky

>>19474903
Is that the beginning of a waifu clone gang rape or does she have an NTR fetish or what? One would think she wouldn't much appreciate you touching other swords.

>>19474906

>>19474908
They're all her of course.

Purifying a Cursed Sword with my autistic desire to be a superhero! Turning her into a Blessed Sword which protects the weak!

>>19474910
Go away /monster/ scum.

>>19474914
But THIS is not my sword!

>>19474910
Why do stories about cleaning and maintenance always sound so dirty?

>come home
>your daughter is watching TV
>"Whacha watching honey?"
>"Supewhewo show!" she replies
>Aww, how cute. You remember Adam West's Batman fondly so you sit down to watch it with her
>Robin kills some people and says "Fuck Batman"
Do you let your daughter keep watching?

>>19474960
>Robin kills some people and says "Fuck Batman"
Clearly that's not the actual show, but some kind of malicious parody. I'd turn it off and direct her to the real thing.

>>19474960
That sounds like something she would enjoy, who am I to keep her from watching it?

>>19474960
>Robin kills some people and says "Fuck Batman"
That sound like a super edgy "I'm a teen now and I should watch "adult" things" show. So if she's in that age, sure. Otherwise no.

>>19474999
Judging by her speech patterns I'd say she's not at that age yet.

>>19474920
>But THIS is not my sword!
You're Cursed Sword is gonna run up and start bopping you on the chest, calling you a cheater for using a weapon that isn't her

>>19474960
>>19474999
Oh wait, you weren't kidding. That's an actual thing.
Oh
Oh no.

>>19475005
I thought we were over "let's remake everything into a edgy grim dark setting" after the mid 2000.

MGE grim dark reboot when?

>>19475009
Never, go fuck yourself.

>>19475011
Isn't that what /tg/ is trying to do right now?

>>19475016
/tg/ is full of nigger faggots like Warhammer kiddies.

>>19475016
I think thats mostly just the order of red posters, or w/e that group is called.

>>19475005
>>19475009
It really is like I'm back in the 90's again. Which MGs are the best at time-travel?

>>19475020
As a Warhammer fan I will ask you not to associate me with people like that.

>>19475043
Too bad.

>>19475040
Incorrigible, it's not a compliment or anything.
>level soundtrack starts up

>>19475043
>Caring about people's perception of you on /jp/
Instead of worrying about dumb stuff, why don't you worry about how to satisfy your wives-to-be?

>>19475059
How does one practice the use of their tongue before the time comes to eat her out?

>>19475059
That's a large Large Mouse!

>>19475065
Ok, that you can't really practice unless you got a partner. Or a peach.

>>19475070
They can go larger-er!

>>19475078
>Or a peach
How does the peach tell me if I'm doing it right?

>>19475080
It can't, unfortunately. Unless its a peach mandragora, in which case she'll probably be very vocal and encouraging.

>>19475084
So how about James and the Giant Peach?

>>19475059
<Viet fuckin sandland Nam!
>¡ǝ̘͖͚ͅl͖̮o͎̦ɥ͓͈̺ʞ͙̞̰̫̀ͅͅɔ̴̼͉̫̙͎ᴉ͚̳p̶̰̪̣ ̮͖͎̜̱˙̣̹͍̘͎̻͡S͏̯͎͎̺̮ ̶̜͙˙͠S͕͎̱͖̹̻ ̮̮ǝ̷̰̗̠ɥ̺̱̹ʇ͈̠̙̝͜ ̵̪̖͈̥̣̻̻ɟ̪̞͈̺͖͍͓͠o͕͔ ɹ̩͙̜̱̮͉̀ǝ̩̫̣̺ɔ̰͈̰̤̦̣ᴉ͈̮ɟ̶̠̼͎̯̞ɟ̜̞̤̬̻̯o̼̱ ͉ş̟̳̙̫ɔᴉʇ̶̘̪̗sᴉƃ̗͕o͇͍̫͙ͅl͎̦̺ ̢̣͕͖̦͖ʎ̗͙̖̞̦̣̖ḷ͎̰̩̖̮̹͝d͕͔̼̗͔̩̮d͍͉̦n͓̠s̨̞̞͓͔̮͔ͅ ̮ͅɹ̩ǝ̧̹̝̟̫ɯ͇̮̬̬̫͘ͅͅɹ̨̠̞ơ͕̦̝̝̩ɟ͍̠͇̺̭̮<̟͉!͏̰͚̳̮̻͚̠

>>19475078
God you're unsettling but so stupid about it too.

>>19475087
>Giant peach
She isn't fat! She's just a little curvier then normal!

>>19475094
Fuck off retard. Go back to where you came from.

>>19475101
You play too much disgaea in all the wrong ways.

>>19475104
Shut up Andrew you can't imagine where I come from as a matter of course. Your understandly disappointed pal, >the milkman<

>>19475128
You're not funny, retard. Fuck off back to /monster/

>>19475147
I wasn't aware you were running a comedy club now to go along with the inferiority complex you can't ever control.

>>19475101
That's a girl with a lot of mead in her.

Is it time for flower power? Green thumbs and things?

>>19475197
That Fern Alraune has no business being that cute!

>>19475202
Considering how long ferns have existed they must know how to attract mates.

>>19475197
I think she’s a little too much flower and could use a bit more girl, but her expression is cute.

>>19475101
the petals on the right looks like a man buried in her breasts

Go Hornets!

>>19475009
>MGE dark reboot movie
>The fall of lecastie is shown horror movie style
>instead of the light yuri, druella corrups by stabbing the heart with a realmsilver sword
>Elt is shown losing all hope as the fallen maidens swarm in and gangrape him
>Elt is then shown a twisted version of his former self, actively participating in koyoi's corruption, greedily desiring her as another wife as opposed to just going with the flow
>final shot has the corrupted forces being led by willamaria to conquer order lands as druella laughs her head off.

>>19475221
I will challenge her with my trusty nail.

>>19475266
>adventurer by the name of Horrow, Knight of Bugs
>finds a deserted village over a vast underground kingdom led by a Zombie Dragon
>fight your way through beelzebubs, devil bugs, dark matters, hornets, mantises and araches
>finally make it to Arthro Londo
>see this
Can you really bear to put your pure nail to this innocent?

>>19475299
You can't see it but under my mask I'm crying as I stick by other nail in her.

>>19475311
>you put your long, fleshy nail into her gaping dragon
You've gotten yourself a permanent summon.

>>19475326
Maybe she can help me look for treasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cPzY7sWh1I

>>19475094
>>19475128
Roleplayers need to be euthanized.

>>19475369
>giving (You)s to attentionwhores
What the fuck man.

>>19475345
A Giant Ant humming this while she works would be cute.

I'm glad for the extra work, since not worrying about bills has effectively removed all the stress from my life, but getting this story done would make me a lot happier.

https://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2

>>19475573
You still live? That's good. At least these people have something left.

>>19474656
>that foot

>>19475369
Start with yourself if you're going to be that way.

>>19475573
Holy crap, welcome back Lanternon! I still think Tera and Cara are perfect. Lythalia is a good girl underneath all that religion.

>>19475605
Oh boy.

>>19475607
Lythalia was always the most interesting one to me, because she understood everything of what was going on except for Val. From his perspective she was just an idiot, but that's because he was the only person she didn't understand.

And yes, those two were 100% perfect.

>>19474574
>take a pear-shaped loli Lich or loli Wight to the beach
>she wears a very revealing bikini and does the whole "oh I'll burn in the sun very easily, so help me put the sun screen on"

>>19475607
Fine, spoiler text then, on your preferred level. Where are you? What could you possibly be doing? No, don't you turn this back around at me, this isn't ping pong damn you. What is so important to you that you won't heed the schedule or backup plans!?
>attack, my freaky oddball ninjas

>>19475622
I meant he should love who he needs to become first, since language is just another weapon round here anyway. Jerk.

19475605
19475635
I hope this is finally the last straw for the mods and they perma him this time.

>>19475634
Slightly unrelated but I've now got the idea of a muscled lich at a beach acting like a stereotypical beach villain, all in monotone.

Like telling you to 'Ditch this zero and get with a hero' while flexing

>>19475573
Finally caught up with the latest post. Does anyone remember where Ilnostreon's voice first appeared? Also, I'm surprised Victor's special sword got shattered. What's with James being fused to a cursed sword?I really need to reread everything and not just from where I last left off.

Name something better than a harem of three gyaru shortstacks. Protip: u can't

>>19475804
Eh, I like my being pure and sweet shortstacks that are also huge perverts or strongfat.

>>19475804
a harem of four gyaru shortstacks

>>19475785

Come to think of it, I should probably edit things a bit. His very special sword is in his apartment, going unused since it refused to do what he wanted it to do. The one he just lost was the one he took off of a lizardman who thought he looked like a skilled swordsman.

>>19475804
A harem of fifteen loli mice and and fifteen milf mice!

>>19475804
A harem of three loli pears.

>>19475804
A flat, messy-haired girl who is meek, but a freak.

>>19475804
>>19475821
How large a chest would a shortstack pervert have?

>>19474635
You have no idea how much I want to be dominated and doted on by Carmilla. She and Scheherazade both fill me with a great and terrible hunger.

>>19475946
Liz is cuter.

>>19475936
I- or perhaps even J-cup. Minimum. Bonus pervert points for inverted nipples.

>>19475961
Just do a threesome with Carmilla and Liz!
...Although it may not count as group sex

>>19475969
That would be lovely.
I imagine two of the three in that group would be around O-Cup

>>19475946
I like to imagine Scheherazade as a doting mummy or pharaoh onee-chan who loves telling her otouto bedtime stories. Oddly, many of them involve brother/sister incest.

>>19475983
To keep it more true to the tale, a Pharaoh noble, instead of a ruler, that has to care for the current pharaoh's son/brother, the past nannies having failed to live up to her standards.

>>19475982
The group paizuri would be fucking heaven. Bet they would even take turns sucking the tip while they did it, those slutty gyaru pervs

>>19476007
That it would be, although if they're mine they're sweet, kind, secret perverts.

The kind that love to great you when you get home with a warm meal, a hug, and a burning desire for you to notice their tits got bigger today oh god just bend one over the table and fuck her till she can't walk, kinda girls

>>19475946
Good taste.

>>19476017
So they're the kind that want to do lewd stuff, but won't initiate. I can understand that. I would actually want my gyaru shortstacks to be of the lewd-pure variety. Everything about their appearance screams 'make me your little fucktoy,' but they just want to do innocent things like go on romantic dates, watch movies together, and play games on a lazy Saturday.

>>19476104
Well, they wouldn't initiate until its late evening and there's nothing else to do.
But yes, they'd act cute and pure while making their bodies as lewd/tailored to my tastes as possible.

But Pure-gyaru is cute as well.

>>19475900
Ah, thought that might be the case. Yeah, that would be clearer.

Comfy cabin with the Amazon tribe

>>19476121
Pure Gyarus are the best gyarus.

>>19476149
Pretty sure come winter that's a snu-snu cabin. For snu-snu. Because that will be the only thing to do.

One-pieces>bikinis.

>>19476192
This is not true.

>>19476151
That they are
>you're gyaru girlfriends are hanging out after class talking with each other
>one of them starts to blush and says "H-Hey, we've been dating Anon for, like, awhile now, right?"
>"Yeah, and?"
>"Well, don'cha think it's, like, time we... did something...with him..."
>"What are you talking about? We had lunch with him on the roof today."
>"N-No, I mean, like...adult stuff..."
>it takes a second to register before the other two go beet red as well
>it's an odd sight to see three sex bomb girls sit in silence, flustered about getting more intimate with their boyfriend

>>19475961
I don't really know a whole lot about fateshit, but atleast she wears clothing that's fitting for a lolidragon.

>>19476245
Yes it is.

>>19476259
>waiting to be physically intimate
Not him, but if I was dating a monster girl(s) i don’t think I’d have the patience for innocence. They can be cute, but they’d need to be lewd-cute

>>19475900
After reading Word Training 6 and going over that one encounter with the lizardman, I think I'm finally beginning to understand what you're trying with Victor. He's approaching Val's solution from the opposite side of the equation, isn't he?
Val started out trying to achieve his wish for freedom to live while trying to avoid hurting his caring-but-overbearingly-intrusive monster family in the process. He then strikes out on his own, pursues his freedom after his family goes too far, but realised that freedom for the sake of freedom isn't the end-all be all.
Victor on the other hand starts out entirely for the self-determination of the weak people at the expense of the wanton lewd monsters, but on a subconscious level (assisted by his sword) he recognizes that monsters too are weak in their own fashion and that they also deserve protection. So he's departing from his education of "self-determination and detonation of humans" and moving towards "life's precious and shouldn't be wasted".
I've probably gotten most of this wrong, especially since I'm rusty on the readings and going purely off memory.

>>19476295
Cute only. No lewds.

>>19476321
Fuck off Ace.

>>19476321
I don’t understand the anti-lewd mentality on a thread dedicated to fetishism

>>19476321
Neck yourself Ace.

>>19476295
I don't know. Maybe I'm just really patient, but I'd like things to go at their pace. If they want to do naughty stuff, I'll happily be as lewd as they want, but if they aren't comfortable with that yet, then no rush. Watching them get all flustered doing stuff that other monsters would do with their lovers without hesitation would be super cute.

>>19476295
Seems to me there that anon is talking about humans. Then his post makes sense.

>>19476359
I guess that’s why I’m such a big fan of mice, khepris, and other species with a complete lack of shame. I enjoy physical intimacy a bit too much to wait, especially if I’m going to be dating a subspecies of succubi.

>>19475983
>>19476001
>Laying there on a silk-covered bed, on a mattress of the finest quality with lavish throw pillows around you
>Your head in Scheherazade's lap, with her giggling softly, stroking your hair and face
"It's nothing, my dear. You just brought up some pleasant memories, is all."
>She pauses, her golden eyes looking down at you, as if she sees something behind yours
"Shall I tell you a bedtime story?"
>The smile she gives you when you oblige her is almost too maiden-like, but she starts to orate for you regardless
"Once, there was a Pharaoh who employed me to care for his son-- He was quite the rambunctious child, always running his mouth about how he'd make an old Pharaoh like me into his wife..."
>By the time she finishes even that opening, you're already sound asleep, stuck in that same nostalgic pose from your past life
>Her lips taste of cardamom and cinnamon when she plants one on your own pair
>TFW Scheherazade will never woo you with 1001 tales to make you remember your promise to her

Scientists confirm Kikimoras are part dog with their sensitive sense of smell: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2150956-dogs-really-can-smell-your-fear-and-then-they-get-scared-too/

Left or right?

>>19476375
By Hathor, I will make her my wife! I will!

>>19476313
You aren't necessarily wrong, but that's not quite it, either. Val, at the end, had achieved a different ideal than the one Victor is slowly moving toward. You could, if you were of a /tg/ persuasion, think that Val was working toward a Neutral Good vision of the world. Victor, however, has never been anything but Lawful. You could read this story as him trying to figure out where on that side of the alignment chart he sits.

>>19476390
>doskoinpo
Neither.

>>19476390
Left because I’m not a meme

>>19476408
Fair enough! I look forward to your next chapter.

>>19476390
I... I'm leaning right, I guess. The gloves and zettai ryouiki on the left are really tempting, but the lewd hand gesture and smirk on right are edging her out.

Who is best horsepussy, and why is it unicorn?

>>19476438
But I'd rather bang that rocker girl

>>19476438
>lady in the streets, lewd in the sheets
>demure, kind and nurturing
>never short of a word to lift your spirits
>wears her bridal gown at all times to signify her aspirations for marriage (as a single girl) and her great joy in having found a partner (as a married woman)
>good hair, good teeth, excellent assets
>solid pedigree with a mother-in-law that are as caring as her, and a stern-yet-caring father-in-law who thinks similar to you
>children pure as the driven snow
>cute shenanigans with her horn
>easily flustered by praise
>unflinchingly devoted to (You) and only (You)
The last one alone weighs the scales heavily in her favour.

Sylph is still best elemental.

>>19476497
>one tail
Bitch please

>>19476477
Oh, I should add a few more points:
>can easily adapt to both city life and country life: a good girl like her is admired by everyone
>have very employable skillsets
>healthcare and nursing services are always in demand by gynaecological/maternity specialists, as well as A&E
>medical skills make her even more in-demand out in the sticks
>gentle demeanour makes her perfect for childcare and teaching young kids
>strong horse body lets her help in the fields with ease
>unicorn stamina and close quasi-druidic traditions makes her adept at forestry and ranger work
I only really see problems for her in coastal areas, but she should do fine with her Sea Bishop/Umi Osho friends helping her out. Hell, I'd love to marry a Dire Unicorn Druid attending to the spiritual needs of a Dire White Horn clan.

>>19476510
More tails!

>>19476522
>League of Legends
Get that shit out of here.

>>19476390
You either go full lewd or you don't bother at all.

>>19476477
Every wife in the setting is devoted only to (you) . That’s the whole shtick of mge

>>19476575
>If caught by them, it's best to just sit there and do nothing without trying to run. That way, there's a higher likelihood of being released.
If she has eight legs, she's a thot.

>>19476575
MGE is shit

>>19476596
>Actually wanting to be cucked
Exterminate yourself.

>>19476375
She is built for wifing.

>>19476541
What are you gonna do about it, spark chicken? I'll fuck you until you shock yourself to orgasm.

>>19476599
Having a loyal wife makes you a cuck?

>mfw its going to be 112 F / 45 C today.

What monster girl would help me stay cool?

>>19476636
>Every wife in the setting is devoted only to (you)
You said that's shit, so you must be a cuck.

>>19476599
>>19476636

Oops, thought that was directed towards me for some reason.

>>19476641

>>19476641
Ice queen. B-But she definitely doesn't want to keep a lowlife like you cool. Commoner!

>>19476641
It's -3C right now, I want to plunge my cock into a warm fluffy tail

>After the gym

>>19476694
Jinko-wife is for taking to the gym where she can show off her HUGE MUSCLES.
Cheshire-wife sits home and snacks while we do this.

How would you react if you found out the Demon Queen you came to defeat had several body pillows with you on them?

>>19476730
I'd feel like I was one step away from some sort of economics lesson or something.

>>19476730
[x] sodomise

Make sure you call your Dragon Zombie a fatty

>>19476730
depends if she traveled with me under some disguise

>>19476743
Of course I would.
She has plenty of MEAT and knows how to use it.
She also has that lewd mist breath that leaks out when I molest her.

>>19476748
She was the unassuming mage all along and you had no idea, you foolish hero. Mwahaha

>>19476743
I refuse.

MG Gym girls would be the worst anon, they'll just come home and demand protein "shakes" and make up some MGbro science why they need it.

>>19476748
Oh man that reminded me of Sekai Maou, it was left untranslated in limbo and had a similar premise. I wish I had the raws to watch the pictures at least

>>19476770
Imagine how much she'd jiggle with every thrust

>>19476775
Whatever, so long as they aren't bothering me during squats, be fine with having a massively muscled salamander's head in my crotch while I lift.

What boat is this?

>>19476740
Prepare for a lewd lesson in economics
>"…So you see, Hero, that just a little tweaking will stimulate the economy in the same way that tweaking my nipples will stimulate me."

>>19476791
Love boat

Mere female feline.

>>19476801
Bully her now but come her seasonal estrus that mere female feline is going to become nothing but legs and rape.

A rape tank, if you will.

>>19476797
There's only one love boat anon.

Gardening with nee-chan

>>19476838
Nee-san should try growing melons.

>>19476791
Ugly boat.

>Fufu, from the looks of it... seems like it's your first time... Don't worry, boy, Onee-chan will gently teach you from the basics.

>>19476897
Well, I wouldn't object to lewd hairslut booty.

>>19476826
Love
Exciting and new
Come aboard
We're expecting you

https://youtu.be/m_wFEB4Oxlo

>>19476926
And then the boat capsizes on its maiden voyage due to excess rocking

>>19476791
Is this a reference to The Deadly Spawn?

>>19476984
>Posiden's job goes from sinking ships to keeping them afloat due to all the boning going on.

>>19476995
No, it's a reference to CanThis.

>>19477099
I need to sexually sink that Abyssal

Weddings can be stressful!

>>19477124
https://exhentai.org/s/7447b0a7d5/679425-20
That might not be a good idea.

What sounds more interesting?

>a man who's spent almost his entire life as a slave in a gladiatorial arena fighting to the death
>monster girls take over the kingdom shortly before a massive blood tournament
>his final fight to the "death" is with a Salamander whose curiosity was piqued when he slew his captors

or

>a man gets lost in a storm while hiking in a massive National Park
>falls down an incline and breaks a leg and spends days trying to drag himself to safety
>is found by one the park rangers, a Unicorn
>they get run into a cave by a new storm that forces them to stay in the cave for almost a week, just the two of them

>>19477140
Take option one but include some of the healing and comfy from option two.

>>19477140
B, without a doubt.

https://orig00.deviantart.net/87f7/f/2018/201/7/4/the_exchange_program_by_supersargespecial-dchthbl.pdf

>Gomenasai, my name is Sarah-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian shirohebi (lamia for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zipangese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Zipangese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Zipangese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
>When I get my Zipangese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Zipangu , so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Zipangese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>Wish me luck in Zipangu!

>These aren't the toppings I ordered

>>19477140
First one

>>19477272
This is autism.

Say hello to your new personal trainer.

>>19477349
>Baka gaijin!

>>19477272
What a strange snake!

>>19477349
What did you expect, it's the spammer.

>>19477356
Is napping an exersise?

>>19477409
No

What do Shirohebi's hate the most?

>>19477423
Well I'm good at napping, but not anything that needs movement.

>>19477431
Nurarihyons.

>>19477431
Homewreckers

>>19476664
I'm gonna hug the kuu out of her until she's too warm and cuddly to think straight!

>>19477431
Filthy gyarus.

>>19477459
What if they're the ones doing the homewrecking?

I want to make a Familiar my cunny slave!

>>19477480
Don't you have that backwards?

>>19477524
I can't be a cunny slave anon, I don't have a cunny!

>>19477528
No, but you can be a slave TO the cunny.

>>19477548
That's different!

>>19477528
>>19477548
Bedtime, Onii~chaaan~

>>19477438
Huh, never considered how scary Nurarihyons would be mgs who already have a husband. They work much better as the first/head wife anyway.

>>19477564

>>19477524
Translation please

>>19477617
>Death to the Sabbath! Long live titties!

>>19477473
It's not homewrecking if he's not married (yet)!

>>19477524
Familiars are better than baphos.

>>19477564
Would baphomets be desperate enough to accept basically any man? The profile says they only want the best men, but it also kind of implies they have to put a lot of work into converting men.

>>19477652
I want to feed on familiar's milk only

>>19477676
Work is put into converting them to the Sabbath, but that doesn’t mean they’re for the Baphomet herself.
In any case, they’ll accept a man who’s willing to prove himself “worthy” by avenues other than a straight fight, as KC mentioned.

>>19476730
I'd call her a creep and tell her I'm going to arch another demon queen.

>Hello handsome

>>19477582
I Always though that was kind of a sad part of how it is in MGE. imagine how soul crushing it must be for them when their husband finds some new girl they want to fuck. NTR is shit no matter who's doing it. If it wasn't for MAMANOMANA forcing them to be happy and accept it, I think a lot more girls would go full yandere

>>19477762
>NTR is the thinking woman's fetish!

>>19477762
Could be worse

>>19477769
>Bicorns husband is currently fucking the hot demon from down the street
>Bicorn is just sitting in the kitchen listening to them going at it
>"Other monster girls just aren't as intelligent as me"
By the way, Do bi corns give birth to more bicorns or unicorns?

>>19477797
Everything can be WORSE, that doesn't stop it from being bad.

Where are the wan puns at

>>19477593
Is that a Wendi coat hand on top?

>>19474584
I wasnt an assman until I got into 2D

>>19477801
She should put some proper clothes on.

>>19477805
They give birth to bicorns.

>>19477805
Maybey they give birth to all the other haremnetts daughters

>>19477826
I want to marry a bicorn and then not create a harem.

>>19477805

>>19477826
>unicorn daughter
>some sick fuck corrupts your daughter
>have to live knowing all your descendants will be cucks

>>19477840
There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all.

>>19477834
You can't escape anon, she'll force other girls on you.

>>19477840
Now this is the worst fate possible. Family reunions would make your wife cry at night, especially when your daughter tries to talk her into becoming a bicorn too.

>>19477857
>Family reunions
Sorry, what daughter?

>>19477857
That's why you gotta give her multiple babies, maybe one of them won't get corrupted.

>>19477863
This

>>19477840
>sick fuck
Anon that is terribly insensitive to rape victims.

>>19477857
>she'll force other girls on you.
See, that's what Bicorns should be doing.
Dominating their husband and every other girl in the harem.
Just imagine a Bicorn smugly smiling while forcing a Demon to deepthroat you while you're tied to a chair.

>>19477857
I bet the daughter(s) would even try to have sex with you so that you'll cheat on your unicorn waifu and corrupt her.

>>19477881
Hey anon

>>19477824
Risque bikinis are already very proper loli clothing.

>>19477857
This is why Whitehorns are the best centaurs.

>>19477884
Yes anon?

>>19477889
Correct, but we already knew that.

>>19477840
>implying I wouldn't thoroughly grill the fuck out of any potential suitors to ensure he's a good guy
>implying I wouldn't make it 100% clear that if he corrupts her, I will KILL him in a long, drawn out manner
>implying I wouldn't show him the pigs I'm raising and let him know that they eat ANYTHING
>implying I wouldn't show him my extensive collection of firearms and medieval weapons

Nobody corrupts my daughteru. Nobody. And if they do, they experience a hellish existence before their inevitable death.

Protect your daughterus, anons. Only you and your wife can protect them from pedos, corrupters and other threats.

>>19477857
>You can't escape anon, she'll force other girls on you.
So she's gonna have me gangraped until I get a harem or what?

>>19477896
What if your daughter marries a good man only for him to get raped?

>>19477887
No, she should be wearing a t-shirt and normal pants or shorts depending on the weather.

>>19477887
>skin-tight one-pieces
>scandalous bikinis
>translucent sundresses
Anything else?

>>19477906
Then I kill whoever raped him and caused my daughter's corruption. Even if it's an Ushi-Oni, I'll murder the fuck out of them.

>>19477762
Oh boy, the tryhard contrarians are in.

>>19477916
Yes, because nobody can have the opinion that NTR is bad no matter who is doing it.

>>19477896
Reminder monsters don't like psychopaths. Your own waifu would stop you from doing anything you can't take back, so she wouldn't have to face the truth and stop you for good.

Rebellious teen Wendigo

>>19477930
>"LOOK AT ME!!!"

>>19477930
Anon, being desired by multiple women is a mark of masculinity.

>>19477939
Ah, so you were just baiting. Alright then.

>>19477938
That doesn't look rebellious at all.

>>19477939
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>19477898
She'll try to make you fuck the girls first, bringing a few of her friends home and making them wear slutty clothes. If you don't fall for it then you get raped.

>>19477881
I don't think they would go that far unless you were a daughteru dicker in the first place, then it would be fate.

>>19477938
>I'm a vegan dad

>>19477909
Band-aids, OL outfits and animal pajamas.

>>19477930
In all honestly the NTR talk is boring
People cant even look at bicorn or nurarihiyon without thinking of the worst possible>>19477938
senario

>>19477944
Being desired, yes. Cheating you your wife is not. I find there to be a huge bloody difference between those two things.

>>19477951
Not in my house you ain't.

>>19477936
>Reminder monsters don't like psychopaths.
Ruining a happy marriage for your own desires isn't psychopathic?

>>19477944
Being desired is fine. Cheating is not.

>>19477954
>worst possible>>19477938
>senario
Anon I think you quoted the wrong post.

>>19477801
Would you let your daughter dress like that?

>>19477954
Dammit it wont let me delete this

>>19477949
She's had her fur styled and shaved, braided her hair, abandoned her cloak, and she's not looking for a husband, Papa Wendigo would be horrified

>>19477951
That means no blowjobs then

There is not nearly enough Elvira themed undead art.

>>19477966
It was a finger slip, and now for some reason i cant delete it

>>19477953
How the fuck did I forget bandaids?
Ah well.

>>19477954
I'm guessing that second link to a post was a mistake?
And yes. It's probably a pretty uncommon and even "worst case" scenario. But that still doesn't make those scenarios absolute shit.
If they were the first wife and all subsequent wives knew what they were getting into, I wouldn't say that's NTR or even close to it.

Experiment gone wrong...or right?

>>19477973
Anon, that fur styling is natural. Check the profile Wendigo again.
As for the rest, perhaps that's one as seen INSIDE the cloak.

>>19477998
I like Liches, and I like tiddy girls, but undead milk is not something I want to have anything to do with.

>>19477998
Experiments can never go wrong, they just have unexpected results that needs to be... "explored".

>>19478012
Experimental resources must not be wasted. Open that mouth.

The best Fallen Maiden.

>>19478001
You're right, they do have the swirly fur

SMUG LEVELS CRITICAL

>>19478034
This is true.
And definitely not related to my immense bias for fox butts.

Do you have an ideal wedding in mind?

What could they be planning?

>>19478107
Doesn't matter to me since cheshires are shit

>>19478119
>cheshires are shit

>>19478121
Sorry but I don't see the appeal
Everything about them is annoying and unpleasant down to the color scheme

>>19478121
Cheshires are great in that they act like a filter so other girls won't get hit by awful content.

>>19478158
This.
Kinda like SDM for Touhou.

>>19478098
With the Ice Queen's blessing, a wedding in her intricate church and officiated by her would be nice Ace didn't do a wedding dress Yeti so I don't have any art

>>19478121
What do they offer that makes up for their being a generally obnoxious shitter?

>>19478158
http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=series%3Amonstergirl_encyclopedia+-cheshire_cat

>>19478119
It seems you've met with a terrible fate

>>19478175
Whitehorns>Yetis.
Fight me.

>>19478199
There's actually some nice stuff in there hidden in the degeneracy.

Krakens will capsize ships full of men pick their favorite and leave the rest to the fishes, but what about just a lone fishing boat with only one man?

>>19478228
They try a more subtle method of seduction

>>19478228
>Jackpot!

>>19478228
They probably just lean up against the side of the boat and catcall.
If that doesn't work, sinking is always an option.

The Chief God is a kissless virgin!

>>19478247
Why sink the boat when they can just yoink the man right off the side?

>>19477890
Wanna get high?

>>19478256
Only if we're smoking some Matango mushrooms.

>>19477909
>Anything else?
The traditional "ragged cloak as the only piece of clothing" look for Liches
Pasties
Sexy nightgowns + lacy lingerie
Loincloths like picture related

>>19478253
So am I

>>19478247
I'm just imagining her slowly surfacing with a smirk and bedroom eyes whle resting her tits on the railing.
>"Hey there boya~ Wanna do something fun~?"

>>19478228
>fisher joe just wants to make some dinner
>Krakens catcalling him
>hes heard the sirens enough to be sick of their shit
>last time he got capsized he came back with a prodding rod and put one of the krakens in a jar just to get the point across

>>19478277
>boya
And with one word she's got me.

>>19478214
White Horns and Yetis wouldn't fight, they would have a cuddling match

>>19478305
Isnt that fighting for them?

>>19478214
The real dilemma for me is between Whitehorns and Wendigos.

>>19478312
In a cuddle-off they have to hug a man as warmly as possible, the only winners in this "fight" are the cuddled

>>19477887
>she will never piss on my dick

>>19478130
they could always have different colors though

>>19477887
Is it wrong to train a defeated loli salamander to be my big and meaty wife, even if she's going to be a shortstack?

>>19478350
Yes
Off to the lamia pit for you l.

>>19478368
I can do it with them too but that loli salamander may need to practice while I'm away.

>>19478342
/d/ out.

>>19478352

>>19478381
i'll always be here with you

>>19478381
You bet your ass my d is out .

Touch the cow.
DO IT NOW.

>>19478431
>cowgirl
Fuck I only just got that

>>19478431
Why can't the cow do the touching for once?

>>19478431
Those are strangely shaped breasts

>>19478431
>Implying I'm not going to make a harem of metaphorical cows

Demon-silver blade tainted with holst mana, I'm ready for this.

>>19478441
Like this?

>>19478454
May as well make it a demonsilver brand to be thematic.

>>19478468
Silly anon, thats for the girls that catch my eye once beaten.
A brand to get them to come after me for revenge