/jp/ - Otaku Culture

no need for the .5 , the previous thread was fine, also
too quick
nice picture, source ?

Tempting fate with an Ayaya OP image huh?

>>1939603
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

What's up guise. Moving over to new threado. Yippee !

sure is /s/ in here

>>1939603
I thought /x/ would like to be informed of this paranormal incident. :3

An accomplishmen for AiGaki, they have just surpassed Iida Kaori for the longest tenure in Momusu on this day.
A total of 2703 days for Ai and Risa

Congratulations.
http://wolf.picotips.com/etc/regist.php

>>1939643
B-But they don't even have decent looking boobies, how the hell are guys gonna fuck them for over 9000 days without getting bored ?

>>1939634
Why don't you faggots just ask moot for a gayho board where you can talk about your shitty loli game without having to do totally unfair shit like share.

Just report and ignore the trolls, people. Reply to them and it's their win.

>>1939614
Half the posts were trolls and people getting trolled.

Sauce is the Sukeban Deka official photobook. Here, have another shot.

>>1939615
I refuse to believe that the janitor deletes threads because of Ayaya.

>>1939654
Go away, MM-hater!

>>1939655
Hey jaypee. Does this make you raaaaaage ?
Let's have cool wild party then ! I wanna be cool teacher !

>>1939643
awesome and it seems they will be around a little longer now

This thread should ban Ayaya-hater & MM-hater.

>>1939655
>Just report and ignore the trolls, people. Reply to them and it's their win.

Listen to this man.

>>1939681
>>wanna be cool teacher
underages don't get to be cool teacher. only aya-sama can.

>>1939657
>Just report and ignore the trolls, people. Reply to them and it's their win.

I don't think not replying will make a difference; they will still think. LOL I TROL U.

>>1939702
where's a grammar nazi when you need one. ;_;

I pretty much never look at these threads, but I was curious. What relationship does Ayaya have to Morning Musume?

>>1939657
>Just report and ignore the trolls, people. Reply to them and it's their win.

I don't think not replying will make a difference; they will still think. LOL I TROL U. I don't encourage replying to them though.

>>1939643

What's this cool teacher thing the trolls are yapping about ?

>>1939737
Yorosen!
Berryz, C-ute and MM tv show

>>1939737
>>ignore

>>1939767
facepalm.jpg
troll regains stamina due to feeding

>>1939727
If you just ignore them and don't feed them, they haven't trolled anyone and thus, will eventually lose interest.

>>1939737

>>1939782
>>1939768
>>1939775
your reminders are almost as bad as the trolls, I got the message a week ago

>>1939723
>What relationship does Ayaya have to Morning Musume?
She's (unfortunately) works for the same agency.

>>1939737
>What's this cool teacher thing the trolls are yapping about ?

No. You are the troll.

>>1939782
>>1939696
>>1939657

>>1939799
s-slowpoke is slow

>>1939798
Think it the other way. Without Momusu and the shitty agency, we would have no Ayaya.

Troll is successful.

>>1939799
No. The troll was the thread.

>>1939832

>>1939798
atleast it isn't Avex
although i'd love to see Ayaya whore it up on stage

>>1939862
this reminds me, i still haven't watched that making of GAM video from way back

>>1939819
You're right, I should've said "still works for" instead.
I wonder how many times she's apologized for stealing from her friend.

Does anyone remember what url extension dohhhup uses to link its flv files to the player?

>>1939862
>i'd love to see Ayaya whore it up on stage
See her "Nikutai wa Shoujiki na Eros" performance.

>>1940096
i would like to experience that very much

>>1939643
longer than Abe Natsumi?

>>1940306
Longest in Morning Musume history.

>>1940075
If you want the video, here you go
http://www.dohhhup.com/movie/A2nJVSXzpDta5KR8sfYrDWYv9K4YL3Uk/flv/movie.flv

>>1940326
Thanks.

>>1940339
it be funny if those two guys were actually chatting in this thread

>>1940352
reiser and his cockbuddy lol

>>1940363

>>1940363
Hi guise. I'm barck !
Delusional is a sickness desu yo, aniki,
There is only anon here... reiser is the legendary long gone troller.

>>1940445
I like this expression she is so cute. UUUU~
My pet remilia does that all the time, yes she eats and shits and uuus only, but she is berry cuto.

>>1940445

>>1940483
are you thinking what I'm thinking ?

>>1940492
yeah. it's not raping if you beat them up afterwards.
then it becomes a couple fight.

I FUCKING LOVE THESE IDOL THREADS.
I mean, it's 85% troll posts and only less than -9000 weeaboo idol posts.
I hijack and do whatever shit I wuv to do, the mods won't even remove the thread, lol.
cool ! It's like every idol thread's my personal playground !

>>1940530
Yeah, even though some posts are against the rules and gets removed.
You can just rinse and repeat. Lulz.
The thread will always be there for us to start from where ever we left off.

...

I remember this and I was 14 years old and it make me sick and didn't eat no beef and didn't drink milk and went of the chocolate because that got a bit of beef in it and now I have go through this again. :(

>>1940624
lolwaht ?

>>1940550
>Lulz.

>>1940635
Yes. Lulz.

I think we are ready to move on

man i am just not satisfied with the number of
ayaya pics i have
is there a loader i'm missing ?

Alright. I always put off asking this, so before I forget again; What is that song that plays on the opening captions of Yorosen?

Just out of curiosity, what did the viewer ratings for QED's first two episodes amount to?
I know you guys know it, Yorosen's pitiable viewer ratings get posted all the time on 2ch for one.

/jp/ - Previous Threads

I mean seriously, how would you approach these two like this ?!

1...6.2%
2...6.0%

god their lez sessions have got to be the hottest thing ever

>>1940906
ratings don't mean as much on NHK as they do on private TV stations such as TV Tokyo, Fuji TV, etc.

The private channels rely on revenue from commercials, but NHK relies heavily on the money they get from "NHK fees" that the collectors go around and get from households. NHK is government-owned.

It's nice to have high ratings, but I doubt any show on NHK would be canceled because of low ratings, especially if they had already produced all of the episodes.

>>1941032
wow did not know that
well expect to see 4% by the end

Satoda Mai - Bye-Bye release event 09/01/18 Osaka

GO AWAY, Takahashi-hater!

>>1941109

Handshake

Takahashi-hater is disgusting.

ほ

I love Satoda Mai!

>>1942254
Pet.. sweat...?

needs to be reposted

Wow, call me dumb but I realized that Aika is running this week's Yorosen only now after giving the screengrabs uploaded on Toro an once-over. Now that explains why it all looks as though they are endeavoring to redefine the meaning of retarded.
No offence, of course. Though I doubt anyone would stand up for her if I decided to jibe her some more.
That aside, where the hell is the show shot? It never looked like they ever bothered to spend a dime to outfit it nicely, granted, but that shabby wash-basin and that puddle of something next to it really top it all.

>>1942684
Filmed in Tsunku's basement or something I guess.
And Aika's fucking grill scares me.

>>1942684
>That aside, where the hell is the show shot?
An abandoned room somewhere in the studio.

> DEMTEEF.jpg
so you are just a kids troll with a MM mask on right?

aika is hawt. needs a PB

>>1942930
Naah, Gocchin fag actually. sup?

Speaking of her, her new PV is up over at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEplYHflFaE

I really like that song, it's better than what she did during her last year+ over at H!P, goddamn.
It also slaps the living dogshit out Naichau Kamo...ugh.
Tsunku needs to get some better fucking producers, stat.

>>1943016
i personally like her earlier singles when she wasn't acting black
most of the wotas consider her a whore now anyways so take what you want
the giant plastic rack doesn't help either

what's her appeal ?
oo leopard pattern

>>1943142
she seems to know how to use a pole

>>1943245

God fucking damnit, somebody please tell the photographers to stop whoring out Aibon. She doesn't even have what it takes to look skanky.

>>1943142
Dude she's 23, you can't ask her to jump around in pink little outfits donning a fake smile smeared across her fucking face anymore. Or maybe you have that dcanon mentality, I don't know.

But yeah, once you get up to a certain age it seems like you only have two choices and that's do this whole R'nB type music, kinda like what MM is doing right now, albeit badly. Or you go the Ayaya/Miki way and release ballads that even puts hardcore wota to sleep.

Shitsux really, but what are you gonna do?

And the vast majority of wotas are fucking retarded creepy motherfuckers or like the ones over at H!O, their opinion on anything doesn't mean anything. At all. Ever.

And I still want proof about her tits, pictures or something dammit, haha.

>>1943266
chill out beck

>>1942255
"Delicious sweat, you must drink it"

>>1943266
She looks pretty skanky to me. Like a hardened crack whore.

>>1943266
I like her aloofness in that photo
its like oh i dont notice having my legs spread open in front of a camera

>>1943297
>And I still want proof about her tits, pictures or something dammit
>haha
now i know you're trollin

maki's image isn't that slutty really
back when she was still h!p, i thought the "sexiness" was on the same level as biyuuden except with way better dancing
now kago, that's a real slut

>>1943324
her image certainly isn't, i just think with the whole brother incident she was forced to take desperate measures to revive her career
desperation works sometimes and others not
a discussion about Kago and Maki comebacks is certainly interesting

>>1943319
Nigga, we've been over this 10 times already. There is no proof whatsoever about her having done a boobjob except "the word from the basement" from wotas saying "her boobs grew!!", that's all there is and there'll ever be.
If one of those dudes had ever seen what fake tits look like in real life there'd be a different story all together because they'd be able to say that "hey, fake tits don't look like that, bitch was just born lucky." But we're not that lucky.

And again, pricing, risks, paparazzi, scars, leaks from staff or anyone really, hectic idol schedules, recovery time blah blah blah.

>>1943324
Come on, I'm a fan and even I can say that Some boys was fucking overkill. I'm glad she tore her contract in half and left.
That new single is leagues above the shit that H!P is pumping out these days in terms of mainstream music.
Still really can't compete with those Koha solo tracks though....that's a different monster alltogether.

>>1943016
>I really like that song
Same here.

>99 KB, 1010x600
Hmm, mine was 369KB after it was extracted from the swf, where'd you get that?

>>1943142
Sup fair-weather fan, I highly value your opinion and the opinions of those like you.

>>1943297
>Or you go the Ayaya/Miki way and release ballads that even puts hardcore wota to sleep.
A lot of the wota these days are also kids fans, so of course they'd get bored with WOMEN actually singing.
Who could fall asleep while listening to a child holler in thier ears?

>>1943348
i don't even have to get down to the pictures of proof
besides that would play directly into the hands of frothing teenagers coming home from school right now
>If one of those dudes
I know the difference and made that conclusion but you're basically right, its only heresay until you find the hard evidence

>>1943365
>Sup fair-weather fan, I highly value your opinion and the opinions of those like you.
didn't know Maki allegiance was so highly valued
besides its the fundamentals of music, most people say they enjoy the earlier stuff and then the older stuff fades
hell most people here say that about MM

>>1943375
>its only heresay until you find the hard evidence
It's not hard evidence. It's any evidence that isn't something someone read sometime at some messageboard that someone at some point in time wrote.

The two things I've been hearing for years is
1. Her tits grew
2. She was sick (no one has said for how long) and when she came back her tits had grown half a cupsize or whatever.
That's not enough for me.

>>1943365
>where'd you get that?
H!O I think. There ripped and upped all those pics together with the teaser vid and the news clip with Yaguchi I think.

>>1943396

>>1943442
Jesus Christ that fucking 6.0 gets me every fucking time. I have no idea how she/her stylists/whoever were able to pull that one off.

what was up with that big chunk of flesh that was missing from her eye for a brief period? her eyes didn't get any bigger afterwards. failure from a previous surgery?

>>1943475
Indeed. Shit wasn't right during and around that photoshoot, check out that "Version" pic Anon posted up there. I don't rememeber seeing that shit ever again though, and like you said her eyes didn't change at all. Another Goto mystery.

>>1943504
my guess her sickness would be directly tied
to her body's rejection of the silicon put in
also
its pretty clear a lip job was done
and we have prolly 2 more versions that could be added here from that recent movie appearance and now this single promo

Today's Yorosen was actually slightly amusing.

>>1943516
Eeeh, her lips haven't grown that much to the point where I would suspect that she went to the clinic for to get some work done.
She did fix her teeth though but I'm guessing that's standard procedure over at H!P.

>>1943525
I really enjoyed all of Aika's week

>>1943545

You need to be hospitalized, son.

>>1943394
>didn't know Maki allegiance was so highly valued
Is your sarcasm detector broke, or is mine?

>hell most people here say that about MM
Momusu is now also made up of a completely different set of girls. The only constant there, is Tsunku (who is obviously creatively bankrupt).

>>1943504
>Another Goto mystery.
I lol'd, in reality that's probably from the extra weight she dropped before that promotion/shoot.

>>1943568
>Tsunku (who is obviously creatively bankrupt
I liked this.

>in reality that's probably from the extra weight she dropped before that promotion/shoot.
Come on, losing weight doesn't fuck up your left eye that much. I don't think it fucks with your eyes at all actually.

anyone remember those pics that had scarring at her armpits? did anyone ever confirm those were legit?

>>1943545
I didn't. It was watching dogs on a monitor and enduring Aika trying too hard to be cute. I have nothing personal against her but it was kinda hard watching her doing that.

Jun was the amusing factor today. "Ah it's udon"

>>1943682
Damn, want!

Also, moot says that he dislikes this board. He's not happy with the split since /jp/ lacks direction and is full of pedophiles. Whether he's talking about you Kids fans or the real pedophiles that make threads here and there is unclear.

>>1943682
didn't catch those dc
>>1943687
>Aika trying too hard to be cute
i think she did what Reina and Eri have been doing for years (overacting cuteness) and it was hilarious, that humor is like a constant theme in Musume

>>1943707
>Also, moot says that he dislikes this board.
administrative update post, interesting

to be honest I only come to this board for this thread and an occasional history thread

>>1943807
same premise but worse (no) writers, i agree
lets see Eri come up with her own material on the spot . . regardless, plenty of good reactions

I didn't find it hilarious, just uncomfortable. It's probably the shitty agency's (or the staff's) idea.
Aika was only saying "Look, how cute, how cute", someone protesting (Gaki-san) and Aika continuing her monologue of "Real cute, don't you think? OK. Next." and repeating the cycle.

When Eri pulled that shit it was more entertaining.

these girls have nothing when they're not being cute

>>1943894

Koharu has talent going for her.

Hai guise. Do I hear sounds of groaning and whining here ?

>>1943827
Eri is unable to come with any good comments on the spot (remember that lame "It's called Eri" comment on the turtle?). But at least when she tries it more interesting and cute than having poor Aika forcing her own photos on the monitor and spouting "how cute" 30 times on a row when the rest of the girls are protesting.

>>1943901
You sir, have made my day. Here, have some MIRAKURU as a token of my appreciation.

>>1943915
>>how cute how cute how cute
sorry, I'm tired of typing that over 9000 times

>>1943946

Imagine Morning Musume in 4 years. Koharu is the leader and Aika is the subleader. They both still sing the same but they've stopped pretending to be cute. The remainder of the group is chinese and korean. Reina is performing at malls.

THE BEST

>>1943909
It's the sound they make whenever daily anon guy comes around for some fun. making sure it's worse than the time they had on /s... oh wait. It's already shit.

WE SHALL OVERCOOOOME

>>1943981
Cute hat, where's it from ?

YYYEEESSS
THE RONERINESS OF BEING ON /JP/
AND BEING SHIT UPON BY ANONSSS
*FAP FAP FAP* *SOB SOB SOB*

>>1944000

I'm not sure what you're getting at, but take some Koharu.

Seriously, you'd have an easier time overcoming /s/ or /mu/. Ha ha ha.

>>1943901
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!

>>1943915
>that lame "It's called Eri" comment on the turtle
I smirked. It wasn't that lame.

>>1944012
That's you idolfags knowing how talentless aidorus are.
Here, have some talented singer instead. :3

>>1944010
That makes absolutely no sense. Here's some Koharu for your troubles.

>>1944020
Cool. Sharing more of Utada.

>>1944026
Sharing is caring.

>>1943979

So, in other words, the future is looking bright.

>>1944026
Come to think of it. The term idol should be applied to people are good at some sort of talent or useful skill...
You idolfags are giving /jp/ a bad name with all your fapping in roneriness. >:(

>>1944040
i think looking cute and fooling tens of thousands of grown men into supporting you counts as a talent

>>1944026
...

>>1944051
You responded ? Cool.
Let me know how idols are talented then.
All I see in this thread are those fake retarded be cute smairus :3 :3 :3

>>1944057
Your point ?

Hey gaiz I'm a troll :3

>>1944051
>>1944064
You guys should get a hotel.
They're the same shit.

I enjoy putting spaces in front of question marks. Pretty cool, huh ? :3

>>1944079
Do you get these a lot on /s/ or /mu/ ? :3

>>1944079

No, you're Kusumi Koharu, the miracle that will bring Momusu's clock back to 1999 and reclaim its former glory.

>>1944116
>>Momusu
How can you use such a cheesy abbrev... oh wait. you're fags. :3

>>1944111
A bit of both. How about you ? :3

>>1944116
I'm still waiting for the MIRAKURU, MIRAKURU-chan. Are you operating on any deadline?

>>1944133
You mean /s/ or /mu/ loves you too ? Cool.
<--/s/ is that way this way to /mu/--> ja ?

>>1944153
No, thanks. I think I'll stay here. :3

>>1944148
FFFFFFFFF- those chompers !
I bet /jp/ will be too scared to get a blow job from her.

>>1944160
Ok. I'll continue to enjoy sticking rolls of idol posters up your flower hole then. :3

>>1944172
You sound like you're stating to get angry, so I'm going to stop replying. Have a good night!

>>1944172
Forget about them, they'll always be horny about pretend to be cute anoretic underage girls.

Now, for some pics of utada being talented. :3

>>1944197
>>I'm too tired to counter troll anymore.
>>I'll just come up with a lame reason to piss it off.
>>:(

Now that the playground is empty...

The middle of the thread looks so out-of-place sandwiched between all these shitty posts (Koha-guro images being the worst of it).

Also, that US album Utada released ruined her career, and she'll never be able to recover from that ;_; SO GTFO!

>>1944172
It's amazing how they understood what a flower hole is.
Janitor must have taught them well on those wet and sticky nights.

>>1944248
I bawwwwwed too. ;_;
But I love that ED song of hers from that newest Eva movie.

Alright. Do I do a combo or a brace for impact image...
hmmm.

>>1944289
go back to /b/ bro

>>1944263
>>1944299
Awwww. You made them angry. They're starting to behave like /b/tards now.

I just picked one.
Be back to tell you guys what choice I made. Teehee.

>>1944299
YOU ARE NOT A TRUE BRO
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........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
UNTIL YOU BRO FIST
DO IT NOW !

When is Reinya going to get unbanned? I'm tired of these mooks pretending to be Internet tough guys, I want to pick at him instead.

Why so sissy by using sage. :3

Weeeee. Bumped for more anons to troll.
Never gonna give you up !

Hey guise, I picked the third choice !

>>1944372
i don't really want to know the anon that requests Reinya's presence
but he is atleast one level better than these trolls

>>1944432
Cool snapshot bro.
hurr durr, I'm reinya in anonymous mode.

>>1944463
Just As PLANNED.
Please continue to regard us as trolls while our goals are one step closer.

>>1944466
YOU ARE NOT A TRUE BRO
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............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
UNTIL YOU BRO FIST
DO IT NOW !

>>1943348
Gosh. Can't believe I missed this.
Reported for racism.

>>1944488
ainu you'd do this !

>>1940096
any leads on where i could find Ayaya's Nikutai wa Shoujiki na Eros performance?

>>1944372
2 more days I think

>>1944636
but he has popped in here a couple times, i.e. ban dodging, isn't that grounds for further ban ?

>>1944619
"松浦亜弥コンサートツアー２００５　春　１０１回目のＫＩＳＳ～ＨＡ
ＮＤ　ＩＮ　ＨＡＮＤ～" DVD, if memory serves.

>>1944685
thanks i really need to catch up on her dvds

>>1944663
>i.e. ban dodging, isn't that grounds for further ban ?
hope so.

we can only hope

>>1944372
His ban has been up since earlier this week. We got banned at the same time.

H!O is offline D¦

>>1944872
Ahh, he has returned to his brethren
also
>D¦
explode in a fire

>>1944933

Why must you guys talk about ReiNya whenever he's gone, are you trying to summon him here? That's worse than missing DHAF, or any other tripfag for that matter.

>>1945023
don't know that tripfag you're referring to
lets roll

>>1945023
His Kids thread buddies are missing him.

Albeit I don't miss him, the inferior Aya lover is all right on my book. He keep to himself in his thread and it's amusing to watch him wrestle trolls. Also, he let us stay in his thread when things got awry here. And come on, you know you enjoy talking to him, don't be so tsundere.

Have an Ayaya with horrible hair.

>>1945057
yea you're aya thread is really popular nowadays isn't it
also
the only aya worth mentioning
pic related
she makes bad hair doos look good

>>1945057
>And come on, you know you enjoy talking to him, don't be so tsundere.
>tsundere.
Oh man, that really made me laugh (I'm dying here)... it does seem like that doesn't it?

>Have an Ayaya with horrible hair.
So mean...

>>1945057
>His Kids thread buddies are missing him.

Are they all still banned? I haven't seen those guys yet save for a few post here and there which might've been made from a different computer.

>>1945979
I got my ban lifted after appeal on 2nd day
And as far as I know, it wasn't the same length for everyone. OP got perma, ReiNya 15 days, Kamei got 21

>>1945259
She kind of looks like this girl in an AV I fapped to today. Short hair and nice tits, god damn I love it.

>>1945259
>you're

>>1945261


彼女のシングルは何ですか？

>>1943687
JunJun is always the only good thing.
Too bad Yorosen itself is too horrible to watch, even somebody as wonderful as JunJun can't win it.

Really, a short for absolute fucking retards.

Next thread gentlemen
>>1946683


>>1945261
>Oh man, that really made me laugh (I'm dying here)... it does seem like that doesn't it?
You post in his threads and give him attention while you shun him. I can only conclude that you're tsundere for him.
You only need to type something like "It.. it's not like I like you or anything. But here have a picture of Hirano in decent resolution. Baka DHAF! I only did it because I had it, don't get any weird ideas! Hmpf!"