/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev.

>>19424032
Blessed thread.

>>19424032
Ah fuck, I didn't see this thread was up. Sorry lads.

>>19424032
What a lewd goat

>>19424032
Prepare to be covered in Goat Kisses!

>>19424046
Now you have to report to the bapho police for punishment

>>19424138
Confiteor Baphomet
Quia peccavi nimis
Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa

>>19424151
Wow what a snug and comfy goat

>>19424138
Fuck the police. (not actually fucking the police officers.)

>>19424202
But I need meter maid kikis and a paddywagon full of uniformed familiars

I want to see a crying Cheshire cat, all her smug gone

>>19424202
>>19424210
You'll have to get through Inspector Helena Hound first.

>>19424248
She looks like she's losing quite badly to the perp

>>19424151
What a comfy bapho. I want to throw even more blankets on top of her.

>>19424188
>>19424261
She looks intrigued by your offer of snug and comfy blankets.

>>19424257
H-hardly. It's just part of a normal rehabilitation process!

>>19424265
did you draw these?

>>19424102
I want to marry and impregnate the tamamo

>>19424265
Pussy enjoyment rehabilitation process!

>>19424248
How shameless, Human criminals can get away with anything by 'going down on officer hound'!

If MGs ever became real, I'd want to fuck at least one girl of every single species, maybe more, with no strings attached, just one-night stands.

>>19424554
I'd recommend starting with a shirohebi

>>19424554
I want to do this, then write a book describing each experience.

>>19424557
That would potentially prevent me from doing so. Nah, I think I'd save the more jealousy inclined girls for last

>>19424566
Sounds like an interesting idea, write entries in your "Sexdex". Gotta fuck 'em all!

>>19424557
Jealous shirohebis are too cute

I want to knock up a whole shrine full of shirihebis.

>>19424630
i want to knock up a whole rata

>>19424138
But I'm not into little girls

How about a television series on a bapho who can't find an oniichan despite her best efforts?

>>19424647
So you want to pin a shortstack against her own tail and fuck a baby into her?

>>19424692
On the topic of TV series, I like the idea of a MG game show. Single men are the contestants. If the guy wins, he gets to pick his new wife from the available girls. If he doesn't, his wife gets picked for him!

Doing kobold things with your kiki maid! She's incredibly embarrassed but can't help but love it!

>>19424760
If you pet her in the right places she will let out an embarrassing chirp.

Remember to collar your Anubis and lead her around blindfolded, naked and on all fours

>>19424032
But if I take her to my place she'll make a mess of it and all I have to offer her is rum-raisin ice cream!

Admire Dragons. Worship and praise Dragons. They're vain creatures and will reward you for doing so.

>>19424813
I'll just finger them unexpectedly

>>19424818
This would work on Granberia but I'm sure most Dragons aren't full of pent-up lust.

I want to cuddle my Demonfu completely non-sexually.

>>19424832
She'd try her best to play with your balls

>>19424703
yes i wish to force her onto her own mofu bedding and i won't stop until the heart pupils indicate she's pregnant

>>19424832
i want to cuddle my shog in a non sexual manner where she just glorps around me and becomes s blanket

I want to wash a filthy wood elf

>>19425053
Elves are very neat though.

Whats the most villainous thing you could do in MGE?

>>19425063
Become an Alp

>>19425063
Raise a child under the belief that he is the "chosen one" the throw him at something he can't beat.

>>19425062
Wood elves live out in the sticks where they don't bathe

>>19425063
Steal 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible!
>>19425074
But hot springs and lakes and stuff tho.

>>19425063
Not cumming inside

>>19425075
Do not steal Titania-nee's cakes!

>>19425053
I want to describe what sex is to a virgin elf

>>19425063
>>19425076
pulling out to cum in her ass but only thrusting twice before then pulling out and not even cumming on her but on the carpet instead

>>19425117
How strong are zombies?

I want to constantly do that to a helpless zombie

>>19425122
Not very strong at all, the strength of a regular person but with less flexibility.

>>19425135
i want to lead a zombie home for gentle humps on the couch

>tfw no kunoichi whose tits are life and ass is hometown

>>19425192
The new chapter of One Piece has an edible loli kunoichi-in-training, I'm not sure how I feel about ninjas now.

Which monster type makes for the cutest blonde elegant princess?

>>19425338
wight

>>19425338
A cute British vampire girl with an oneesan personality

>>19425338
Living Doll.

Mermaids are cutest when helpless on a wheelchair

>>19425338
Dormouse !

>>19425458
Would be really satisfying to defile a dormouse princess

>>19425458
Sleeping Beauty?

>>19425338
Alice

>>19424032
>LN made a thread
Nice. Now if only he took care of the pesky embed links.

>>19425470
>>19425472
>Dormouse princess takes a five year nap
>Anon is her caretaker, and is the one who keeps her comfortable and safe in her coma
>Eventually her magic has his way with him and he sneaks into her chambers at night to take her innocence
>Wakes up, instantly pulls Anon into her embrace
>”My prince, you’ve finally made your move~”

Oh fuck.

huff the fluff

>>19425488
My tongue would go into places where they shouldn't

>>19425509
Can I huff this>>19425489 fluff?

>>19425519
moth fluff is dangerous but thats only what your mother would tell you

>>19425489
I'm getting old. I look at this and my first thought is "Wow look at all that texturing and those delicate antennae, it'd be a real pain to clean dust off of that."

>>19425489
where can i get one

>>19425579
Keep a cum stained lantern outside your home

>>19424032
Hehehehe, Dragons.

>>19425588
but then other monster sluts will get lured here too

>>19425063
Shave Yetis, but not all the way so they have patches of fur missing

>>19425661
And then put a cone of shame on them like in Monsters Inc.

>>19425665
>muffled angry yeti noises

>>19425063
Join the Sabbath!

>>19424813
What will you do?

>>19425701
>Accept
What a delightful belly.

>>19425701
Accept.
Not leaving till she looks like a broodmother

Serious question: would the king of the Canine Kingdom be called Rex?

>>19425728
I like to imagine dog girls wiggle their butts a little bit while their tails wag

>>19425740
I'll have them wiggle their butts a lot more before I'm done with them.

>>19425758
They look kind of rough. I hope they don't bully me

>>19425803
I hope they bully your penis

>>19425803
The collared one on the right is a huge painslut, it's okay

>>19425803
>>19425814
Learn to be a bit more assertive. With enough training, you can bully their wombs.

>>19425758
>>19425803
The one on the right looks like the type who'd be very hesitant about bullying Anon but then once she gets into it she's way more vicious than the other two

>>19425758
If I had a handful of dog treats, would they be really tsundere about wanting them?

>>19425828
She looks like she can use a hug!

>>19425758
I want them to dogpile me.

I really want to bury my tongue in between left's buttcheeks and pamper the fuck out of her asshole until she can't take it anymore and rides me until there's a river of semen dripping out of her cunt and ass.

Then, I'll bend middle over and take her from behind while hugging her against my chest and nibbling at her ears until she's a catatonic mess from sensory overload and she's moaning about all the puppies I just pumped her full of.

Finally, I'll push right onto her back and mating press her for hours before finishing up with good old fashioned missionary hand holding lovey-dovey sex that ends with multiple creampies as I tell her just how many daughters I'm gonna fill her with.

Then I'll curl up with my dogpile and go to sleep so we can rest up and do it all over again the next day!

>>19425847
Perhaps. Would you prefer them to be in a trance and unaware of themselves while eating the treats out of your hand? Or would you like it better if they showed you an angry face blushing heavily with embarrassment while snapping the treats up?

>>19425835
Power bottom is the word for her. She'd embrace you lovingly as you entered her in a mating press, but your hips will be locked in by her legs as she milks you for all you're worth while she whispers lewd degeneracy in your ear and scratches sensitive spots on your back you didn't know you had.

>>19425863
She would prefer a fug.

>>19425866
Ave Rex! Morituri te salutant!

>>19423933
>This has always felt like a mistranslation or something. Because if it's true than a HUGE chunck of the mgs are hypocrites.

Presumably KC would mean serious misfortune, not some playful teasing or short-term inconvenience. But if by hypocrisy you're referring to monsterization and such though, recall that the monsters do not consider that misfortune, rather they consider it helping and freeing humans from the flawed aspects of human society, among other things.

If translator anon is still out there, perhaps they can give some summaries of the world guide 3 samples?

>>19424737
Have you read this? We had a similar idea earlier and I think the guy I wrote this for was supposed to get a commission.
https://pastebin.com/6X4RHfA
https://pastebin.com/LJffVYMs

>>19425954
They fug. Like a whole hecking lot.

>>19425987
Your first link is dead

I want a new monstergirl roulette

>>19426018
Dropped a letter.
https://pastebin.com/6X4RHfAi

>"Ngh~ She just started kicking when you came in. She must know her Papa is here~"

i want to impregnate a vampire WITH TWINS!

>>19426114
>one vampire daughter, one dhampir daughter
I do not envy your son-in-law.

>>19426175
I'd like to rub a dragon's horns.

>>19424779
This might actually help her relieve stress.

>>19425631
Dragons are not funny.
>>19425675
BAD END

>>19426275
I bet Anubis wives get agitated at the end of their work day. They can't wait to experience all that nasty pet play their husbands are cooking up at home

>>19426175
Half-breed or fusion?

>>19426286
Worst end.

>>19426301
Maybe it’s a Chimera?

We all know the two things that can stop monster girls.
1. Marriage
2.batman
And you're not batman

>>19426320
Batman made out with Cheetah in the Justice League cartoon so no he can't.

>>19426320
I don't want to be batman
He's turned over the years from fun hero guy to brood mcbrood brood overly paranoid asshole
I'll take marridge

>>19426320
Can any monster girl defeat the cock?

>>19426328
Isn't she more furry than monstergirl?

>>19426341
Shut the fuck up Donny.

>>19426334
You be broody two if shit happens to you and other people you care about and you can't take vengeance due to moral code

Whats with all this low-quality ESL retardposting?

>>19426341
Justice league cartoon yeah.
Nowadays shes upgraded to "Thundercats reject".

>>19426320
Fuck batman.
MGE allows me to gain powers myself, powers that get stronger through sex no less.
It's not about stopping monstergirls, it's about letting the right one in.

I want to go on a long run with my hellhound wife. When we get home, we'll spend the next few hours curled up in bed, immersing ourselves in each other's sweat-drenched bodies. Licking. Smelling. Tasting. Biting. Kissing. Sucking. Fucking. Coitus in Amazon position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>19426336
The bigger question is if any man can defeat the V?

>>19426367
Insert CalArts meme here

>>19426437
I don't get how all major animation is melting into... that.
It would probably make those art faries have a heart attach

>>19426466
It is pretty simple, CalArts is the biggest producer of that shit and connection via people let in those dregs.

>>19426466
Imagine that poor art fairy who helped to first create it.
>”I just thought it was easy and looked nice enough to encourage growth!”

>>19426430
The best one can usually hope for even as an incubus is a tie.

Imagine going down to your basement to get a lightbulb and finding a Atlach Nacha spinning her web.

>>19426536
I wonder how effectively bug bombs can be used as grenades?

>>19426536
i'd probably kill myself since i prefer wisps over nacho's

>>19426562
They can't. They need to be firmly planted in an upright position to deploy properly.

>>19426536
I think she’d leave me alone, I don’t have the temperament to waifu a nacho. If anything I’d rather my basement is filled with a pack of deredere mouse sisters

>>19426536
What's she like?

>>19426536
>Board up basement
>Post listing for property, using Basement Nacha as a selling point, hopefully sparking a bidding war between enthusiasts
>Try best to ignore muffled insults during meantime.

So about Kikis...

>>19426536
I'd throw her out, but if she keeps coming back I might have to tie her up.

>>19426595
The Jaws approach, then.

>>19426536
>"This is my domain now, pig. What are you going to do about it?"
>you leave the basement
>she hears some light tapping on the door
>you come back in and block the door
>she can't see the "Rape Dungeon" sign you nailed to the door with a "Mating in Process" do not disturb sign on the handle

>>19425063
Murder. Not in self-defense, but for pleasure.

I will beat the world record of number of daugherus with a echidna during her lifetime!

Anubis YES
Jesus fucking christ I fucking love Anubi now. I didn't even realize it happening. The last thing I remember I just thought they were kinda cute! I just now noticed that I came into the thread and though "Ah, Anubi..." What have you guys done to me?

>>19426733
Anubis is gateway girl to the Mofu Club.
Accept the fluff.

>>19426733
It's hard to resist a bossy brown girl who has your best interests at heart.

>>19426733
Join the anubisfag club!

>>19426733
Anubis' are pretty alright, I can't blame you. There's already a couple of Anubisfags in the thread, so that already shows how well-liked they are.

>>19426741
I think all that talk of coarse, oily fur did me in. I used to like silky girls, but now the thought of cuddling a rough Anubis feels like the scary boner of cuddles.

>>19426758
>>19426765
>>19426786
I now realize I tried to pixiv up some Anubis lewds a week or two ago. That should have been a warning sign.

>>19426788
Time for you to make your own anubis

>>19426741
Kitsune and Anubis are both gateway girls. Real deviants like myself prefer the fangs of a Kumiho.

>>19426793
It's been a while since I've drawn anything, but I guess I could take a shot.

>>19426758
>>19426733
Can I have scheduled good morning blowjobs every day?

>>19426788
>Anubis lewds
I've been tempted to commission some but there's so many cute races that deserve some lewds that it's hard to pick one.

>>19426794
>getting a bitejob on your dick and liver at the same time
Have fun getting your cock lubed up with your own liver juices, anon. Do you think she'd teasingly prod at your liver and occasionally take a real bite or nibble at it super slow?

>>19426829
Me too, but my guy's had some personal problems and he's way behind schedule.

>>19426826
Of course. I bet she won't even need an alarm clock for herself, she'll just naturally wake up at blowjob-1min o'clock. Better make sure you don't cum too quick or slow, though, you've got exactly 15 minutes alloted to your alarm.

>>19426865
Got a regular artist you get stuff from? Hope things work out for him.

>>19426881
Yeah. He's not a super friendly guy so I don't know what's up, but I hope it's getting better. He's posted some other commissions since I last heard from him, so he's been working at least a bit since then.

>>19426733
That left arm is a little funny

>>19426879
What if she's allocated a hour of sex prior to sleeping, but it feels so unexpectedly good? She'd have to break her carefully planned schedule!

>>19426944
She'd be all hot and bothered all night and have huge eyebags when you woke up. She'd also squirt a bucket the moment she finally got to take your dick in her mouth.

>>19426933
At least he's in a good enough a situation to slip some draws in now and again. Had artists go MIA with no updates for months at a time before.

>>19426859
I'm not that edgy but let's just say with what I'm working on the liver eating has some romantic undertones to it.

>>19425063
Consort with a cu sith

Will the world guides ever get translated like the encyclopedia volumes or is that a pipe dream?

Well it turns out the leech girl is indeed packing both. Shame.

>>19426989
I liked the idea that one anon posted where a kumiho is a very aggressive and predatory version of a inari that deceives her victim.

>>19427039
The publisher said they're only interested in the Encyclopedias.
Besides there's a lot of stuff in those guides they can't exactly dance around the loli issue with by using the petite excuse. Especially with world guide 3 coming up.

>>19427039
There are two world guides currently, both got translated. The third isn't released yet.

Or are you talking about Seven Seas translations? I could see them doing some of them, but the third could have issues. Sure they got away with calling the loli monsters petite, but with a super loli right there on the cover I wonder if they would be afraid of backlash.

>>19427056
Crab has forsaken us.

>>19427065
>The publisher said they're only interested in the Encyclopedias.

Citation? Would be useful for MGR to know for future translation plans

Dragons in dresses

>19427056
And why did you think it was a good idea to bring futa here?

>>19427089
Report and ignore, fucko.

>>19427057
Have a screencap or something of it?

>>19427071
It's a shame. She was my favorite of the blood sucker girls, but he had to go and ruin her. It's not the first time he's forsaken us though. He always manages to add some degenerate shit to the series every now and then

>>19427133
its popular man thats just how these things go when your series is based on fan service alone. I don't care for loli's in mge especially the humpty egg and dwarf but thems the breaks

Remember when writing a story that nothing is terrible at first glance
So read it agian and examine the cracks

I want to go out and claim wives through right of conquest!
Warrior girls to make into breeding sows!

>>19427189
>Agian
I see what you did there.

>>19427192
More than one wife will destroy your life.

Cooking can get you all you want in life if you put a little care into it.
She may be the demon lord's daughter or some lich that doesn't really need food, you can still wow them by making stuff tasty.

>>19427192
>HUSBAND!
>My girls have been looking forward to me raping you!

>>19427056
>>19427133
So her nips aren't the only part of her that are inverted, eh.

>>19427204
Destroy it with love!

>>19427211
Orc or High Orc, it doesn't matter how big she is.
Could even be an Olog, and I'd still brand her with a wedding ring.

>>19427065
Who could’ve imagined they’d be against stories where the orphanage is turned into a whore house?

>>19427074
I believe they already knew, they mentioned it when the license first happened.

>>19427204
It depends really
>anons friends come charging into orc village to save him
>the orcs are having a fest while the high or is sitting on anons lap in their new throne

>>19427228
I take it you've never seen a Whorphanage before

>>19427230
The only thing I recall being mentioned was that Seven Seas has no intention of interfering with the fan translations of the online profiles or of asking for the material on MGR and the wiki to be taken down. I don't recall Seven Seas directly mentioning the world guides, let alone whether they would translate them or not.

Remember dudes, strength and skill is important, but so being assertive.
If the rape is inevitable go for the week points! Give her as much pleasure as you can so at least you can say you "fought back"

>>19427224
Truly, you are the Lord of Middle-Earth: (Breeding) Sows of Mordor.
But take care, Silver Dick: if you defeat Saura the Lilith and take her first time you may become something far lewder.

>>19427228
It wasn't a whorehouse anon. On the other hand, Seven Seas' translation does try to shy away from any implications of monsterizing kids (its about the only major change they made).

>>19427211
>Letting a p'orc rape you
>Not raping the p'orc instead
YOU gotta be the one take control of them. Don't let them take control of you

>>19427277
I'd hit it.
And her wraith servants.

I will give her the one wedding ring and bring an age of peace (barring the occasional raid for more husbands for the daughters.)

>>19427264
You may be right, I can't find anything either way. Either way I assume they won't do anything with the world guides, they already skipped two by jumping straight from encyclopedia 1 to encyclopedia 2 and announced the second one right after the release of the first.
If they were interested I think they would have said something by now.

>>19427276
>go for the week points!
Thats very condtional
Like say you in the standard monster rape senario of a succubus mounting you, both arms would be held down and her strength means i cant use my legs
The only counter then is to thrust hips, which isnt really a weak point.
It would only work if say, the succubus has her tail wrapped around your neck in a way that you can lick the tip.

>>19427322
Though on that note they do translate the mention that the book Fallen Maidens exists in MGE II's article on the Overlord's army and the extremists.

>>19427352
That's more a consequence of them keeping the content that was in the original book since they promised not to cut anything.

>>19427079
Cute claws.

>>19427276
>strength and skill is important.
Not if I have a waifu to protect me!

>>19427342
Not necessarily. Even with a stronger opponent, if she's just grabbing your wrist like an idiot that's usually pretty easy to get out of. It'd be fairly difficult for her to entirely pin your legs while she's grinding your dick too, you should have the option of at least angling your hips to hit a sweet spot, plus adding some gyration as needed. If your mouth is free you may be able to kiss, lick or nibble things, then there's also dirty talk and an option to get her to lower her guard. You've gotta use your all.

>>19427277
Who are best for adding to this harem?
Orcs of both flavors are obvious but who else should be there?

>>19427406
Call me paranoid, but I'd like to think that I could learn to handle fantasy threats on my own so my girl wouldn't have to be prepared to go scorched earth every waking second not having sex.

>>19427426
Caragor Jinkos (extra aggressive in bed), Olog Trolls (see above at double dosage), Ghul Mice (see above, but mass produced), wedding ring Phantoms (invisible, voyeuristic, and not above assisting in orgies), and a possessive Elf Wisp (skilled in metallurgy and mind control sexual activity).

>>19427423
Even if that was true, the beyond-human levels of pleasure you'd be experiencing would likely interfere with your attempts to "go for weak points." She's built for this kind of pleasure, mentally and physically, you on the other hand have to be molded into being able to handle it, and her own tastes are going to influence what sort of incubus you become.

>>19427276
I would just start shouting overly dramatic lines to kill the mood
>"Unhand me foul demon!"
>"You're seduction will fail, spawn of the night!"
>"Your wings are not a shield of steel, I can harm you!"
>"You call this raping? in my grandfathers day you would be pregnant already!"
It could work.

>>19427056
Fuck off already Bollocks

>>19427472
>you're
Hello Beast

>>19427463
All for dicking, although I figured Ghuls would be ghouls.

>>19427406
>Not having your Shoggoth put you through a training course that'll eventually bring you into competent fighter status at the minimum.

>>19427504
>I figured Ghuls would be ghouls.
D'oh, I knew I was missing something. Well, they could be the villagers of Nurnen.

>>19427505
>not going full Luck/Pacifist build with your Shoggoth waifu
>nothing can hurt you anyway

>>19427056
You sound full of bullshit

>>19427468
There's the trick; I've never imagined succubi to be particularly strong, it's the sexy sex magic that makes them tricky. It depends on exactly how you imagine them to work, but in the MGE she'd be having a really good time too, so probably not entirely with it though she'd still have an advantage. Since your mindset is not "I don't want to fuck this thing" in our scenario, but rather "I want to fuck this thing from the top," I think you'd have a better chance of not just getting raped senseless if that's what you're going for.

>>19427530
The translation is out. She does indeed have both

>>19427530
He's right sadly.
>>>/a/175587985
I'll defend crab for a lot but he's a hack for this.

>>19426793
https://imgur.com/a/96QgRTK
Welp, this is as far as I got before getting discouraged.

Fuck off EMGniggers.

>>19427546
An attempt was made.

>>19427539
>>19427544
https://i.imgur.com/xyAYYbx.png

>>19427544
She's a hermaphrodite based on a hermaphrodite creature. For comparison, even KC mentioned that giant slugs used to be hermaphrodites, and Okayado's world unfortunately doesn't have a monster lord with magic to change their form.

someone is intruding on your quality bath time!

>>19427544
Jesus christ he’s hitting lows I didn’t think were possible.
Bravo crabman.

>>19427586
It's still shit and crabman is a faggot.

I want a Shoggoth who shapes herself to look like another monster girl, such as a Manticore, and continues to insist that she's a Manticore despite it being blatantly obvious that she isn't due to the colors, gooiness and extra eyes.

>>19427535
Some exceptional individuals have very high physical abilities, but even the average succubus is noted to be stronger than the average man (with said strength admittedly being not noteworthy by monster standards).

>Since they are monsters, they possess strength incongruent with their external appearance to such a degree that once they pin down an average human man, he won't be able to pull them off, but for a monster they aren't a race that has particularly high physical abilities.

However I fail to see how your "mindset" would change how sex with a succubus works, for instance the "vagina has a mind of its own" aspect and "pleasure that overwhelms the human mind" part. At most it seems like you would just get into the mutual enjoyment faster before you pass out.

In more detail:

>A succubus'* vagina behaves as if it clearly has a mind of its own, pleasuring a man to spur ejaculation. The mucus membrane engulfs the penis and pulses, and a man will easily be brought to ejaculation from the inhuman pleasure.

>In synch with ejaculation, it will suck in the penis even more deeply as if to not let even a single drop get away, and it will move, stroking the penis until the very end as if to completely suck up even all of the semen that's accumulated deep inside. Due to that, ejaculating inside a succubus'* vagina will result in the release of such a huge volume of semen that it's incomparable to the situation of being with a human woman, or masturbation, etc. Along with a lengthy ejaculation, a man will experience a feeling like he's being completely sucked dry, and they say it's even possible for an additional climax and ejaculation to occur while in the middle of ejaculation.

>>19427641
You're not trying to get away here, you don't need to fully break away, just get a hand free long enough to put it somewhere nice or reposition your body a bit.

The mindset is important because you're no longer trying to escape the pleasure a succ brings (impossible), you're intentionally seeking it in a different way. You're no longer fighting against the situation, just changing nuances, which is both easier to do for you and harder to resist for her.

Remember, the goal here wasn't even necessarily to "beat" the succ, but rather to not lay on your back and get raped like a scared little shota so you can at least say you "fought back." Just getting to the mutual pleasure part faster is fine; best case scenario you end up with a Shamsiel situation.

>>19427774
How are we defining a "Shamshiel situation"? From what I recall of the game she's basically the one gal that the MC can't beat with his sexual skills. Sure he can overwhelm her with pleasure, but he tends to get overwhelmed himself at the same time (note their infamously sexy first time together ends with him passing out while she merely lays on top of him worn out).

Question: I'm writing a vampire story and was wondering if you vampires should have magic or not.

>>19427843
Yea, nothing crazy justwhatever helps make her seem more powerful, its not uncommon for people writing vampires to include powers of seduction or illusion etc.

>>19427843
blood magic

>>19427843
Depends on how powerful you want vampires to be in your story
I prefer them to be very dangerous species who have very high strength, endless stamina and some unique abilities like turning into bats.
I also like overpowered vampires who have all of the above and all sorts of crazy magic.
Weak vampires are bad.

>>19427834
Any part of what you described fits; the point was only not to be unilaterally dominated. I suppose one could go beyond that for a truly even relationship, but without becoming an incubus that seems farfetched.

When is the appropriate time to blow raspberries on your wife’s stomach? Before, during, or after sex?

>>19427843
Vampires can have great racial affinity to magic, but can easily go full stupid with it too.

>>19427843
The only correct answer is STANDO POWAH

>>19427918
Before.

>>19427930
Got it. Thanks.

>>19427544
Aww damn
She was my favorite too

>>19427544
Fuck this gay earth

>>19427980
You were fully warned that crabman is a faggot.

>>19427998
Now I need to find a new latex-wearing monster babe to whack it to
This sucks

>>19427998
Hope is the most dangerous thing you can give yourself

>>19428009
>latex-wearing monster babe
Somebody's wife fits the bill if you know what I mean

>>19428027
Kill yourself
Fucking stop obsessing with thread celebrities

>>19428027
This shit right here is I won't ever post any of the commissions I've had done here.

>>19428009
May I recommend Gazers and Night Gaunts?

>>19427544
Yeah I think I'm done with EMG now. I'll just keep an eye on this exclusively

>>19428046
>latex and sludge are the same thing
You are so dumb

>>19428041
Remember when that one anon mentioned a lookalike pornstar of his mom and another one went off to fap to her? Good times.

>>19428055
Same visual result

>>19428063
Why would you remind me?

>>19428076
Because you reminded me.

>>19428073
No? It's goo

>>19428041
Worst he can do is say he's jerked off to them, anyone with a waifu that's a character in something has to deal with this on a near daily basis. Pretty silly reason not to share with a community you like taking part in where the majority wouldn't be jerks about it.

i want a kiki drawn by 40hara

EMG >>> MGE > MGQ > Every other franchise
Solely in term of monster girl franchises popularity, is this ranking correct?

I expected obscure franchises to rise in popularity after how much attention monster girls garnered in the later half of 2015, but it seems like all we got is more monster girls featured in isekai anime

>>19428146
If I listed every monster girl I wanted drawn by god tier artists I'd be here all day.
I will say I want an Anubis by Ordures though.

Swedish Anubis is streaming bootleg games again

>>19428196
Cosplay tier anime like demichan happened too, the anime had mid-tier sales I believe.
But in terms of actual monster girls I think you're right.

>>19428196

Seems to be so. The monster girl fad was pretty short-lived, mainly because most of the MG series that came out since weren't too great, and MGE is held back by the fact that it has no manga/anime adaptation.

>>19428196
In terms of quality EMG is almost as bad as fucking MGQ, my god.

I want to go into humanboy general and post a picture of my hairy torso and pubes.

I wonder how the poor girls would handle it.

>>19428222
Nature documentary styled MGE anime when?

>>19428235
>hairy torso
My fellow ape.

>>19428222
I could see a h ova company making a pitch to KC to animate the Cheshire doujin at some point.

>>19428243
I'd show them my butt but that might be beyond lewd for those girls.

>>19428224
EMG had so much potential and interesting ideas. It's sad to see it wasted

>>19428238
Can I just have a remake of Centaur's Worries without the crazy? Or maybe Kemono Friends with less SUGOI and more NATURE? That's all I really want.

>>19428252

That'd be pretty nice actually.

It's a shame that KC has never expanded outside of info books. It would be much more popular if it had something mainstream attached to it. Though maybe KC doesn't actually want MGE to be too popular.

>>19428196
What other serious attempts at a franchise were even made? Monster Girl Quest inspired a lot of copy-cat style games but none of them were intended to be the epic story it was, more just bad-end fantasies of varying quality.

>>19428270
>Though maybe KC doesn't actually want MGE to be too popular.
That and he probably never expected monster girls to ever gain any sort of popularity. Hell when he started out, I bet he never even expected releasing books and the like. But regardless, MGE is more of a imagination setting. You fill in the blanks, make it what you want it to be, as opposed to a traditional manga with a storyline and reoccurring characters. It's a format that's a big turnoff since a lot of people don't have any imagination these days.

>>19428287
>Writefags and drawfags will never team up to make a passable MG game
>Even if it's in RPGMaker

>>19428287
Note that I can think of and that's what most surprising.
The monmusu mobage failing and the season 2 being missing in action might be signs that the surge of popularity monster girls received wasn't demand being fulfilled but rather just a fad.
There is nothing wrong with being niche and obscure but I wonder just what could have been.

>>19428323
The 2 fallen maiden games are short and sweet but they're not really good video games, just enjoyable experiences.
Check out MGQ paradox too.

>>19428318
>Hell when he started out, I bet he never even expected releasing books and the like

Now you've got me feeling nostalgic about the early days of MGE. Hard to believe that it's been going on for over 10 years now. I still remember the old times where we'd occasionally see one of his (or Okayado's) MG profiles on /a/.

>>19428411

I honestly think it's just the lack of quality MG anime that held it back. EMG had the novelty appeal going for it, but outside of that it's just a run-of-the-mill harem anime. Every other MG series was merely decent at best, or they're successful but only focus on one type of MG, like Dragon Maid.

>>19427597
i'll only forgive her if she becomes my bath pillow

Computer, show me a yamato nadeshiko succubus. Disable safety protocols.

>>19428518
>Now downloading Classy_Succuslut.EXE

>>19428412
I remembered reading the profiles on /tg/ when /tg/ was in it's golden age.

>>19427544
Crabman must be running out of ideas.

>>19427277
I want sow works. WAAAAAAGH!

>>19428577
How is that evidence he's running out of ideas? I'd take how pointless the farm arc was as better evidence than him applying an aspect of leech biology (he's been using that kind of thing for his monster girls more than most authors from the start).

>>19428603
I feel like he's trying to push more and more shocking things in order to build more steam.

>>19427597
forgo

>>19428655
forgot it was Friday 13th this week

>>19428577
>>19428632
I think it's more of a case of people got over the initial novelty of monster girls pretty quickly because it's just another generic harem manga where nothing ever happens so he's been constantly throwing more out there and frankly fucking shit fetishes into it to try and pander to everybody he possibly can at the same time. You remember early on when he said he liked all fanart of his stuff, even the /d/eviant stuff including NTR? I think he's just really spineless but also never thought his work would become as popular as it did so he keeps falling for the X-fetish bux meme and again is trying to make everybody happy, deep down I think he's still just super exiceted people like his stuff and wants more people to like it but in pandering to everybody he loses more people.

>>19428668
Whatever.

Decide what she’s thinking!

>>19428698
This is getting sad dude.

>>19428698
Frontpussy

>>19428698
>I really wish this faggot would stop doing this

>>19428698
Go away you fucking faggot.

>>19428698

I want to mating press a teasing Wood Elf

>Have fetish for blueberries
>Mary generic succubus anyway because she's a great girl that gives greater head
>Mamango tango makes her blue and gives her black sclera
>Everyone now treats her like a demon

>>19428698

>>19428698
Kill yourself my man.

>>19427544
>but he's a hack for this
But he's been a hack for a couple years now.

>>19428895

>>19429051
>mayo flavored dorito
I'm gonna throw up

>>19427544
I don't even utterly despise futa as a rule and this still upsets me.

>>19429132
Probably because it's essentially an asspull/retcon

>>19429051
i like the lizard poster
reminds me about good old times

>>19429156
How so? We barely knew anything about Leechi, in fact didn't we only get her name in this latest chapter?

>>19429200
Because being a hermaphrodite would be a pretty big deal in the context of her debut chapter (the matchmaking setup thing)

Can you overload a monster with love?

>>19429213
I'm not seeing it, it wasn't relevant to anything she did or what anybody in the scene was talking about.

>>19429262
Depends on the monster. Don't presume it will incapacitate them though, it will more likely just make them go wild.

I love my tall non-loli Nacho wife!

>>19429273
Not that guy but anon are you retarded? I'd think that massive of a biological difference would be something you mention when you're first introduced as a species.

I want to go on a monster girl version of 4chan and start answering their questions until they track me down and kidnapp me.

>>19429262
Of course.

You simply cuddle up after sex, start holding her hands and start whispering into her ears how much you love her and that when you two have children one day, she's going to be the best mother in the world.

Tell her that you can't wait until her parents get to hold their grandchildren and to have your parents hold them as well. Tell her that you'll always love her, regardless of what happens and that you belong to her forever, just as she belongs to you.

Then you wrap your arms around her, give her a peck on the cheek and nestle right up against her and go to sleep. She'll spend the whole night wide awake, completely blushing like a schoolgirl regardless of species.

>>19429291
>"Shut your disgusting mouth, you embarrassing pig."

>>19429305
She's so lovely.

>>19428260
>>19427544
>Crabman is a hack
>EMG had potential

It did have potential in the beginning-- Yes. But the longer and longer the series goes on the more and more it becomes apparent that he has no goddamned sense of direction or what kind of story he wants to tell. Do keep in mind that at its core, EMG is essentially a bog standard fantasy setting set in the modern day world. The reason I state this, correctly, is because the only species of demi-human that have been explicitly mentioned thus far to be female only are Lamiae and Harpies.

It had a solid first chapter, too, setting up as the daily life of a guy with his lamia home stay in a rapidly changing world. A world where people and demi-human were going to have to adapt to life where interactions between the two was going to be commonplace. It was made clear that Miia had affectations for Kurusu, as he did with her as well. Cool beans. But unlike better harem series where no matter how large the pool of suitors gets (i.e. Love Hina, Rumiko Takahashi's Ranma 1/2, etc) it's pretty evident that the first girl is going to win.

But not in EMG. Oh no, we have to bloat the harem as quickly as possible due to the in-universe fact that Ms. Smith is an overworked government bureaucrat who tries to assimilate demi-humans into (literally) one of the most conservative societies on the planet: Japan.

Then you add in the fact that Darling is basically a magnet for every kind of girl who comes in contact with him with a few notable exceptions (The now-yuri Cows, Polt's group, Draco, and the Lizard and Oni bodyguards) and it turns into a fucking mess. Kurusu/Darling is on a schedule to get hitched so that the Japanese government can prove it can work between people and monsters but Crabman is too worried about dragging it out as long as possible while adding lewds to try and wash over the fact he's in over his goddamned head.

Fuck him. Fuck EMG. The dumbass was also stupid enough to start ANOTHER project when he had his hands full with EMG as well that was just as shoddily thrown together. I don't want to be angry but goddammit all. Things shouldn't be this fucking hard.

>>19429297
I thought I was the only one. I'd post pictures of myself with most identifying factors removed. Then I'd challenge them to a game.

A game where the first girl to find me gets to keep me. And they get one question answered per humanboy general thread.

I'd love to read through their strategies each thread to see them try to decide which question to ask in the next thread.

>should we ask if he's in a specific country or continent?
>we should ask how big his dick is!
>shut the fuck up, what we really need to ask is what he thinks about bondage!

It'd be so much fun.

Until multiple girls tried to claim me at the same time when I forget to post through a VPN and scrub all my posts of significant identifying information. Like exif data or a corner of the Kentucky state flag in a hint picture.

>>19429331
you're mean

>>19429345
>Tanuki pays hiroshimoot to fork over the details

>>19429331
I kinda dropped off monmusu as well because it got rather boring. I am somewhat invested in 12 beast though

>>19429295

it's one of those 'surprise i have a dick' setups that /d/ loves so much

hyena girl when

>>19429297
Knowing that 4chan is a place where you can use anonymity to speak your mind, i wonder what kind of shitposting would MG 4chan have? Since thoughts that go against the social norm thrive here, does that mean that MG 4chan would be not lewd at all and rather be a place where things like handholding and other sickening thoughts are common?

>>19429379
I never got into 12 beast

>>19429383
that's okay, like all manga it's not for everyone

How do you distinguish a loli dark mage from an ordinary Sabbath witch?

>>19429382
potentially, probably would be where the gloomier girls, oomukade. flow kelp, etc. congregate as well.

>oomukades will never shitpost about how anon is their favorite and they want to hold his hand.

>>19429295
That's like calling Rachnera's book lungs a retcon simply because they weren't mentioned when she was introduced. The "massive biological differences" have pretty much only ever come up when they were relevant to what was going on. None of the girls rattled off facts about their biology when they were first introduced, again excepting if it was relevant to what they were doing.

Heck, a lot of facts about the girls we still only know from those "secrets of" things they put at the end of the volumes.

I mean, do you really think it would have made sense for her to be introduced and go "I am a hermaphrodite with a exoskeletal suit so I can move in a 'normal' way around people" when the main thing she was interested in when she was introduced was getting a drink of blood.

>>19429368
If she doesn't play the game properly, she's getting punished when she comes to claim me. It's no fun when people cheat at games.

I'm gonna bend her over my knee and spank her until she's drooling from both holes and then fingerblast her asshole until she's begging me to fuck her. Only then will I bend her over the table, roughly grab onto her breasts and then plow her from behind while bouncing between holes and telling her how much of a bad girl she is for not playing my game properly.

Then I'll put out another message in humanboy general saying that someone already found me but she cheated so the game is still on for one lucky girl out there as long as she's willing to share.

>>19428707
How can you claim to love centaurs if you don't love horsepussy?

>>19429390
I liked the proto chapter, before it was a series
didn't like how the changed the MC on the actual series

>>19429416
Trash.

>>19429398
>mfw the word circlejerk has a completely different meaning over there
I wonder if they trash talk other more popular races.

>>19429423
You're trash.

>>19429404
Yes when the whole fucking point of the program is integrating humans and non-humans and there's a huge push towards inter-species couples, the book lung and exoskeleton have nothing to do with that but being a futa does, it's kind of the most important thing about her actually.
>>19429416
I do love centaurs and centaurpussy though, it's called a joke, you know about how stupid frontpussy is.

>>19429416
That centaur looks like everything a horse pussy should be.

>>19429331
Exactly. The first few chapters were good. It should have stopped with Cerea joining the group. Rather, he added too many girls to live with him. Then when you drop the marriage bomb on him, he's at least got options. Even still, the series was somewhat tolerable up until that point. After we learned about the marriage thing, it quickly went to shit, and now it's just a clusterfuck. It's quite clear Crab can't develop characters for shit or even an in depth, solid story line. To compensate, it's: I'm gonna add more girls to makeup for my less than stellar writing abilities.

>>19429416
There's only one acceptable horse and it's a reindeer

>>19429437
Cuck artist.

>>19429440
>Q:Why do Centaurs have a second pussy? I'm fine with the one in the back, so I think this is a bit weird.[71]
>A:Isn't it natural that lovers and married couples would like to have sex facing each other? Since the girls had this wish, a second set of genitalia grew.
Truly monster girls are the most depraved of creatures.

Oh no!

>>19429331
I will say that EMG definitely seems to have lacked direction for a while. Okayado has done almost nothing with the "dating the household girls" angle for ages. I was fine with this when he was using the arcs to flesh out the world and in the process also bring Kimihito closer to the girls, more recently it seems more like Okayado is just indulging in whatever fetish or scenario is taking his interest currently, even at the expense of the established natures of various characters (like everyone but Rachnera somehow seeming to forget about Kimihito for the entire farm arc).

People sometimes are very critical of Kenkou for how seriously he takes the rules and characteristics of his world. However, its clear he has a definite vision that he doesn't compromise on, at least in official material, and has lewd things occur in the context of the vision and world he has in mind.

Okayado on the other hand seems more willing to compromise such things, sometimes having lewd things happen for the sake of being lewd rather than being in character, and catering to so much that he at times turns a great many off.

>>19429465
I would forfeit my life and bully her to my heart's contents. Angry mofus are cute.

>>19429462

Though frontpussy is indeed silly, I do appreciate KC's reasoning for adding them. Simply because he wants centaurs to enjoy the intimacy of making love to their husband while staring deeply into his eyes. A surprisingly romantic gesture from a perverted artist.

>>19429465
Feint with a run (into), distract with a headpat, then touch fluffy tail.

>Pork broth

>>19429480
>People sometimes are very critical of Kenkou for how seriously he takes the rules and characteristics of his world.
The only rules KC adheres to are "no NTR" and "no bad ends". Beyond that, anything goes.

>>19429465

I cast magic missile.

>>19429500
No futa either.

>>19429497
I wonder if it's illegal to bully a P'Orc by making her think you will eat her. That would be an interesting prank to pull.

>>19429500
Actually I'd say there are a few other rules for what he won't depict, including:

No same sex monster couples with no men involved,

No futa

No permanent monster boys

>>19429504
>Q:I s futanari monster girl in fan fiction okay? Will there ever be Futanari monster girl?
>A:OK! There may be such Mgs in the world of MGE, and the magics or portions by sabbath may enable them. But sorry, I won't let them show up officially.

>>19429528
So that's a no, retard.

>>19429431
Probably, there would almost certainly be an equivalent of the guy who drew porn of his mom

And theres a chance its a unicorn

>>19429531
No, it's a "I won't do it myself, but I won't stop you from doing it if you're into that".

>>19429528
>the magics or portions by sabbath may enable them
Yet another reason to destroy that horrible organization.

>>19429535
I think KC is too nice for this shit. He just trying to appease people trying to turn his work into a degenerate mess instead of just telling them to fuck off.

>>19429535
Eat shit, futafag.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3188238

>>19429431
>Some boards have species flags
>A sandworm posts and gets dozens of (you)s for her rare flag
>Cheshires are the equivalent to the "Australian Shitposter" stereotype
>"Dubs decide what my husband and I do tonight"
>/r9k/ equivalent full of the least popular species bemoaning being single

>>19429565
>yo dog i heard you like being inside
>so i hired a shog maid so you can be inside her while being inside her

>>19429597
I bet MG /s4s/ would be a fun place to be in.

>>19429549
Like that kind of disbelieving (but still polite) reaction he had to the fan asking if the public can watch the Mamono Lord give birth.

>>19429597
>/r9k/ equivalent is literally just matango, siths and the other shit girls
>sometimes a shy oomukade who gets bullied off the board for being a "desirable" mamono
>sometimes an anon hops on to tease the girls with his cheshire gf/wife by posting risque photos
>finishes up with a picture of his gf/wife deepthroating him

Those poor girls. It's sad. But not because they're not getting boys. Because they're shit species.

Cute chuuni krakens.

>>19429678
chuuni?

>>19429273
>>19429404
Bitch if you went on a blind date with someone you would want to know if they had a dick or not

>>19429684
Very chuuni.

>>19428323
Been planning to do this, but a writefag isn't too necessary for us, since its not a serious game.

>>19429397
Big silly hats.

>>19429688
at this point I don't really care.

>>19429714
A good story can turn a good game into a great game.

t. totally not a writefag

>>19429731
>story
I find its more to do with how well character and their interactions are written.

>>19429736
Still something a writer would concern himself with while the others deal with the art and the coding.

>>19429688
There was no date, the meeting was initially just a means to get blood (Miss Smith stated this was a secret side of the homestay meetings). By the time becoming a homestay came up Leechi started arguing with the other girls before anything more detailed could be said.

>>19429416
It’s only good for pinning your pelvis against the wall and for crushing your face when she sits down. Both are very hot.

Alright boys, I've got some stories lined up.

>man adopts hellhound daughter and falls for her aunt years down the line
>his adopted daughter goes after her wizardry-minded childhood friend
>anon plays a game with the girls of humanboy general
>anon goes through the portals and teaches History of the United States at a mamono-only university
>NEET anon has a NEET monstergirl move in across the hall from his apartment
>man decides to visit a club run by monstergirls and gets more than he expected
>anon starts working at an Apple Store and catches the eye of a monstergirl who quickly becomes a regular customer

Adopteru's aunt story should be finished somewhat soon, think next Saturday at the latest. Would've had it done today but I lazed out and spent almost all day yesterday playing Runescape and binge watching Parks and Recreation so I've only got it halfway there. Doing some proofreading right now.

Once that's done, I'll move on to whichever one has the most interest. But I'll do them all eventually.

>>19429745
So far we only have an artist and coder, hoping for it to be a fun little game.

>>19429638
oomukades are one of my favorites, I will take in every neetbug I can

>>19429798
but then your house will stink

>>19429766
I vote for that NEET story. As long as it has cuddles of course.

>>19429766
>man decides to visit a club run by monstergirls and gets more than he expected
This one sounds promising.

>>19429812
I dont have much of a sense of smell and I like those poor gloomy girls.
I'd make sure the house is nice and dark, has lots of places to hide, big yard, and a comfy finished basment with a blanket pit

>>19429812
Lies.

>>19429766
>>working at an Apple Store

But monsters can't love irredeemable human beings

>>19429849
maybe its a store that specializes selling actual apples

>>19429535
What did you expect him to do? Seriously it's not like he could stop them, and if he had giant autistic shitfits about it, it'd just encourage people to make more to piss him off.

>>19429849
What's wrong with working at an Apple Store?

I'm over-the-phone tech support for Apple and I've always heard good things about the Apple Store with the exception of there not being enough people working for people to be immediately helped. People are always getting pissy at me because the IVR redirects them to phone support instead of letting them talk to the store straight away.

>>19429812
Oomukades smell like pure desire.

>>19429864
It was super obvious you had something to do with them when you put it up as a prompt, because nobody in their right mind would pull that out of a hat otherwise. Mostly, their issue is that they're run like a sleazy car dealership. And that's enforced from corporate from the top.

You don't see someone making the prompt "guy gets a job as a paralegal for a shady ambulance chaser accident lawyer and has a zombie who keeps walking into traffic to meet him" with the attitude that it's a righteous job, though that would be kinda funny

>>19429904
I want to be kidnapped by a hathor worshiping oomukade whose venom is mixed in with her mik

>>19429678
the fuck is that thing?

>>19429944
Chaos symbol

>>19429908
I'm the guy who posted the story stuff. I only mentioned Apple because I went there to buy a new iPad today as a gift for someone and the guy who helped me was super helpful and I was trying to think up a place. It was either Apple Store or Best Buy. If people are going to get triggered about Apple, I'll just make it Best Buy or "generic tech support store".

I work in HR for CitiBank so there's that.

>>19429944
A kraken from the newest world guide side books (those books that use a different artist for everything but the cover and may or may not be canon to KC's main works). The book seems to be about a sea monster based region.

>>19429960
Are we confessing our employment sins? I'm a notary for Comcast - literally the devil.

>>19429977
Cool city.

>>19429977
>mermaid knees

>>19429977
I can only imagine how shitty MG Venice is.

>>19430062
if you lean out your window at night you will almost certainly get pull out and under from tentacles below the surface

>>19430062
Better than real Venice.

>>19430068
>Greedy Tanuki merchants roaming the land
>Equally "greedy" sea monsters roaming the water
Cool city to visit but i don't think it's a nice place to live.

I want to inject a kobold with hellhound hormones

>>19430068
I don't think the population there permits pulling out

Haughty monsters are the best monsters.

>>19430140
No, they aren't.

>>19430140
Indeed