/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

>>19402118
Nerdbirb in a one piece? Gonna splash her.

>>19402118
Kiss a monster girl right on the lips!

moo

>>19402112
Ireland pls

>>19402096
What a depressing ass. Goes to show shape is more important than size

>>19402120
>You'll never be a brown-skinned Werewolf delinquent's boyfriend.
>She'll never be an aggressive cuddler.
>You'll never get to see her blush as she holds you close.

>>19402121
Beaches should be bully-free.

>>19402136
But I have a need to bully.

>>19402138
Ah, the golden age of pulps.

>>19402138
Given how comic book covers were back then, I wouldn't be surprised if that book actually revealed that his girlfriend was part of his Shog the entire time and that scene never happens.

>>19402129
Well that's why you've gotta whip that lazy Kakuen into shape and help her firm up her ass so it can be the thing of glory it was meant to be.

>>19402118
I want to literally eat this girl.

>>19402209
Why.

>>19402209
Back to >>>/d/ asshole.

>>19402212
She looks delicious.

>>19402215
More delicious then a cow or p'orc?

>>19402215
Vore is not allowed.

Fit elves!

>>19402224
That is quite an Elf.

Reminder that you can let those other dudes go for the dragons and foxes
That means you can go with the shy turtle girl that likes to read by the lake

>>19402224
I prefer the brown one with the huge ass.

>>19402286
do you think shog would imitate a kraken so she could swim or would she just sink while smiling at her husband?

>>19402419
She'd float down gently.

Cooking oil has cooling properties

>>19402491
Fire rat no!

>>19402491
This cannot end well.

>>19402491
I can imagine a sizzling Salamander doing this, wink-wink.

I want to travel to Zipangu and end up penniless, then get taken in by a local fox shrine who initially only see me as a helping hand and an occasional good time.
They'll warm up to me and I'll eventually knock up one of the older ones, and they'll realize that my sperm are strong swimmers, leading to me eventually being the communal husband/breeding stallion for all the foxes at the shrine, resulting in an entire generation of young foxes being sired by me.

>>19402521
You've got some silly dreams anon.

>>19402096
I want that fat monkey butt on my face!

>>19402491
>Behold! My final form!
>FWOOSH

>>19402521
This. But with p'orcs instead and instead of a shrine, it'd be in a p'orc stronghold. Also, I'd prefer to be the one in charge of them. I'd have five girls. One for each day of the week and then some group fun over the weekends.

>>19402598
>be some dude
>walk into a stronghold
>become Da Boss
How does this work?

>>19402626
Gotta defeat them first. Make them submit to your dick!

>>19402626
You start with the smallest P'Orcs and work your way up the ranks!

>>19402491
Hinezumis really like doing ice bucket challenges to prove they are strong and can resist the water.

>>19402626
It involves a cardboard box

>>19402724
A CARDBOARD BOX?! Hrhhm.

>>19402724
>>19402727
>Oi oi, I think I saw that box move!
>Are ya daft, or have ya been hittin' the grog?!
>Stow it you slags! Keep your eyes open for Men! Warchief wants more of 'em!
>Buiii... Captain's been in a foul mood since her husband ran off...

>>19402598
I also want this, but instead with a thieves guild made of dozens of mice of different races and sizes! And also instead of being in charge i'd rather be the guy they kidnap and rape but ends up staying around because their guild is pretty nice.

>>19402768
Would you help keep the guild organized? Plan heists for them, make sure they're well fed, do their laundry?

I would.

>>19402778
Honestly Anon I'm pretty incompetent. Out of the three things you mentioned the only thing I could do is laundry. I wouldn't serve much of a practical purpose among their group, besides being the token penis-wielder.

>>19402763
Leaving Hunk Magazines out for P'Orcs to pick up!

>>19402787
Laundry it is. Those hundreds of Mouse Thief outfits aren't going to wash themselves. And no laughing at the panties with little cartoon cheeses on them!

I want to take an orc stronghold just to make them into my meaty harem!

>>19402803
Thats some pretty fuckin cute imagery. And doin basic housework ain't too bad, especially you'd be able to at least chit-chat with all the other guildies even if those mice were too lazy/tired to help you out after thieving about all day.

>>19402812
One of the Rat Thieves who specialize in mugging might kabedon you against the wall. A particularly scary specimen with an eyepatch and a large jagged knife hanging from her belt, chatting you up before dragging you to her bed.

Where she'll ask you to read her a bedtime story, the one about the Pied Piper.

>>19402825
Must admit, I'm not too big a fan of gap-moe. But i'd still probably indulge her now and again if thats what makes her happy.

>>19402811
>do favors to various groups to build an army to take over a stronghold
>just as you do a Sandworm comes and breaks it
FFFFUUUU-

>>19402845
Well, we can just live in some of the ruins and rebuild it.

Just means some of the girls will have some muscle from the work.

>>19402854
But what about Daishulud? Can she hang out with you guys even if she broke your sandcastle?

>>19402875
I guess, although she'll need to shrink down to lamia mode.

>>19402118
The Virgin Argent Plasma: http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Argent_Plasma_(Argent_Energy)

>A powerful energy source that is great worth but unowrthy costs
>Found and located exclusively in a literal evil and malicious dimension filled with evil and scary monsters
>Is also the home of two big stupid dumb-dumbs name Lucy-fher and Say-t'aan who're big bullies and meanies
>Is dangerously mined and harvested by an evil and immoral and or morally bankrupt corporate organization that claims to have humanity's best interest to coverup its selfish agendas
>Said company that mines the virgin Argent Plasma is led by a cowardly man who turned himself into a robot
>And another person; a woman who works in said corporation is a malevolent woman who unleashed evil monsters from the evil dimension
>Only one or two people are fully aware of the evil monster infestation going on in the planet where the Argent Plasma is being exploited
>Sixty-thousand plus people died for the virgin Argent Plasma
>The monsters from the evil dimension where Argent comes from are not peaceful and loving girls that care and love humanity

The Chad Monstergirl Encyclopedia-style Demon Energy:

(mgewiki.com/w/Demonic_energy)

>Is constantly and prepetually made by the acts of loving, caring, compassionate and merciful monstergirls
>It is a renewable energy source that not only is clean but it radically alters the land(s) in turning it into bright green demon realms where the sunshine is bright and cool and the land becomes even more hospitable and fertile (more information: mgewiki.com/w/Demon_realm)
>Monstergirl Encyclopedia-style Demon Energy does not need any complicated, risky, harmful and dangerous procedures to make/extract/or mine
>It is constantly and perpetually made by the power of love between human men and monstergirls
>the Demon Energy from Monstergirl Encyclopedia makes humans stronger, more powerful and even more beautiful
>turns monsters into beautiful and loving monstergirls
>So many lives can be changed and saved with it

There's a mega link with all updated profiles? My notebook bricked and lost all my saved mge related stuff

>>19402929
>>>/d/8075402
Is shitting up one monster girl thread not enough for you?

>>19403049
Oops, copied the wrong post, had that tab open from the thread watcher.
>>>/d/8076040
That one

>>19402929
>>19403058
You have to go back.

So about them nuns

Relax the afternoon away

https://youtu.be/c2SHDFt8pSc

Fight the dragons
Fuck the dragons
Raise the dragon children

>>19403278
Nuns are way too hot

Remember, the best place to avoid monsters is to become a mountain hermit
Just make sure to avoid harpies and overly paranoid griffons

>>19403303
Consider it done.

>>19403327
And the occasional Ushi-Oni

Hmmm

>>19403349
>those two furthest in the back
I'll take them both please.

>>19403349
Hmm? A lamia village is making another try for darling? I thought Miia's mom was going to take care of that issue?

>>19403349
I call dibs on the twins

>>19403349
Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

>>19403349
So that's what Miia's mission failure screen looks like.

>>19402010
Its all from MGE volume 2, here's a summary:

>New info on the Continent of Mist:

>1. Getting to and back from the vast continent of mist is not easy due to the mists that surround it, unless one already is familiar with the way (plus much of the continent is wilderness). The Wandering Scholar hasn't actually been there yet, and assumes there are many monster races there that are as yet unknown to him. Much of the information he has is due to him having had the good fortune of meeting a monster that traveled from there and what she was able to tell him.

>2. The Order has no influence in the continent of mist, and its culture has developed largely independently of the rest of the world (though it and Zipangu do have some things in common).

>3. Most everything about the mist continent is huge and/or gaudy, be it the architecture, the clothes or the massive mountains that rise above even the clouds. Atop these mountains live god-like monsters (typically regarded as gods by and rulers of the people), and it is their mana rolling down off the mountains that produces the mists that give the continent its name.

>4. There are three major nations in the mist continent, who in turn protect various smaller nations allied with them and together control vast territories. Thus in effect there are three factions, and each faction is perpetually in conflict with the others. It is believed that this constant state of war is why many of the monster girl races there have become skilled in martial arts.

>5. Its called a war but of course death isn't much of a factor as most everyone fights with realm silver weapons.

>Moving on to the three factions:

>6. The Land of the Four Gods is a emerald monster realm ruled by four great monsters often revered as deities. The people there aren't interested in conquering the others, only in maintaining and defending their borders. Its a nation of balance and harmony where living rationally and responsibly is the norm, and even the monsters often restrain their lust to unleash it only at night and such. Of course discipline is still looser than in many human societies.

>7. The Land of the Four Fiends is ruled by four exceedingly licentious monsters, and the umbral realm state of the land reflects this. Basically its an extreme umbral monster realm, with all that entails. Even monsters like jinko are raging beasts, always in heat. Even the smaller states have god-like monsters as rulers, namely nine-tailed youkos, and on an individual basis the Land of the Four Fiends can be said to have the strongest monsters. That said these nations are not interested in conquest, they invade the other factions only to acquire men to take back to their own lands (since they can't produce their own men) and their fighting forces are made up mostly of unmarried monsters.

>8. The Land of the Four Souls is a human-dominated set of nations presided over by a bold emperor. The faction is named after god-like monsters in the "holy land" mountains above who stay out of worldly affairs mostly but grant men who seek them out power, these monsters are regarded as gods (perhaps because according to the philosophy of the people here monsters should be lower in rank than humans, identifying their mountain-dwelling benefactors as monsters would contradict this idea). Incubi are regarded as transcendent sages or "xian" who have made the power of the holy land their own. This faction believes in human supremacy and frequently launches military campaigns against the other two factions to absorb them, they believe that the world belongs to humans and by extension it belongs to them specifically. They have subjugated but not eliminated monsters in their lands, and marriage and reproduction with them is allowed. It is mostly the men who fight, but some have monster retainers. The men also tend to take pride in protecting the monsters and don't want them on the front lines. As for their monster wives, they give the men realmsilver weapons and cast spells to protect them when they go off to fight but still worry about them.

>>19403349
Why is this allowed? Why am I not on his place? Fuck this gay 3D Earth.

>>19403349
>Extraction Arrived at Mother Base
Mission Complete
Great work, Boss!

>>19403278
Very devout elf!

>>19403349
So nothing is happening in EMG as usual.

>>19403369
Look, someone had to do it okay?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpcobk9uFz0

>>19403327
So a griffon would rape on the basis that she thinks you have an elaborate plan to steal her shit

>>19402221

>>19403349
Disgusting.

>>19403408
I'm going to a brothel after my Shirohebi wife goes to bed

>>19403361
Even better!
It's the first village!!
Kimihito visits Miia's hometown. Does MON have jurisdiction there?

>>19403414
What is wrong with you?

>>19403414
Do you wanna get flamed? That's how you get flamed.

>>19403420
He probably cleans the windows, sweeps the floor and polishes the handle on the big front door.

>>19403420
>>19403425
Being sexually assaulted by a jealous Shirohebi is erotic

>>19403408
What happens if I marry more than one shirohebi?

https://imgur.com/xMid9Gs

Oh TZICH

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-sex-crazed-moths-awakened-12720229?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mirror_main

>>19403408
Worst snake.

>>19403436
Begun, the hebi wars have

>>19403436
Sexual aggression

https://exhentai.org/s/ae7bd02dae/1252176-25

>>19403465
I'm sorry Bacchus goat but I'm an abstainer.

>>19403465
That's some disgusting shit, go away.

>>19403425
What if his wife is a skilled mage, this is some form of play for them and those girls are all her?

>>19403480
Shirohebi NTR is great if you're cheating on your wife with your wife

All hail the pharaoh!

>>19403490
So she gets wind of you getting things for a special girl not knowing its her?

https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=383055&adult_view=1

Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me

>>19403534
Feeling up a mermaid's butt!

>>19403465
Someone finally leaked his stuff? Nice.

>>19403501
What's her tax policy?

>>19403534
Oh lord these new fish

>>19403534
Are those mermaids using their tails as paddles?

>>19403534
Mermaid posting is not allowe-
>>19403563
MORE

>>19403563
Oh great, more stuff for the Mermaidspammer to shitpost with.

God dammit, what awful timing.

>>19403563
A named Sea Bishop and a Kraken

Nice

>>19403534
I hope this Venice has less trash in the water.

>>19403580
There could be Slimes who act as garbage disposal and leaving nothing behind.

>fishspammer ignoring the real prize
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh0uEtuVQAAxgN8.jpg:orig
Sabbath demons are now canon.

>>19403589
Little girls are gross.

>>19403589
What is the left girl?

Looks like pear shaped lolis are canon in MGEland.

>>19403589
Is that supposed to be a Dark Witch or something?

>>19403602
I mean right, goddamn dyslexia

>>19403563
Hmmm, I guess this confirms that the kraken in the profile art is wearing a hat.

>>19403602
Demon you idjit.

>>19403563
>mermaid knees

>>19403563
>When you defeat all the other Krakens you have to face this as the final boss.

>>19403589
>lolishit
>real prize
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>19403606
A new baphomet design? She has the goat horns, hooves and paws.

>>19403602
>>19403606
Top right looks like a dangerous baphomet judging by the horns. It may even be the black baphomet mentioned in fallen maidens but that's just a guess on my part.
>>19403603
Either a witch or a Dhampir mage, running machine translation on the tweet doesn't make it any clearer.

>>19403589
Onee-sabbath btfo!

>>19403589
That loli Demons design feels a little lazy since it's just a loli version of the profile Demon with tentacle clothing.

>>19403589
I'm all for onee-sans but I admit KC's lolis are hot.

Things are going to get a lot shittier around here aren’t they?

>>19403589
>official art of a loli demon
>but the proportions look off and the upper torso kind of has a similar mistake as Bunuyip's profile picture
I'm starting to get worried about KC guys, his skills at drawing anatomy seem to be gradually getting worse for some reason.

>>19403642
?

>>19403642
That's right anon, more MGE material is a bad thing!

>>19403642
Suppressing mermaidspam and cunny/daughteru posting is going to be a pain.

>>19403653
>>19403654

>>19403640
>tentacle clothing
>only on her arms
What a kinky slut!

>>19403589
I'm not sure I could control myself if i was confronted by these girls!

Is this stone artwork of Poseidon?

>>19403662
That's either some Mermaid that's important to MGEland or Poseidon herself.

Am I too late for Shirohebis or are we all going into the ocean depths now?

>>19403643
I don't think bunyip was a mistake so much as a unfortunate consequence of the angle she was drawn from (a tuft of fluff making it look like her torso was unnaturally curved).

>>19403589
Baphos are too seductive

>>19403654
Clearly the solution is to abandon MGE and move on to Violated Hero.

>>19403679
We're plunging into Sabbath girls' depths

>>19403685
No Wurmie no!

>>19403625
Hey, it's actually canon unlike the fish book.
>>19403643
The torso there is more obvious just a slightly pudgy tummy, it's mostly just the cover art that seems off.

I just want to see more Familiar variants.

>>19403698
You'll likely get your wish in the world guide. There's bapho and what looks like a witch variant so it'd be odd for a familiar not to be within those pages.

>>19403698
Familiars are the cutest.

>>19403441
Memes aside, I've always loved girls covering their face during sex. There's something really erotic about it.

>>19403589
Note the baphomet seems to have some kind of super-tentacle version of the regular baphomet's scythe. She doesn't even have to hold it since the tentacles just wrap around her arm.

How are you beating the heat anons?

>>19403724
Use a column fan to blow at my face all the time

>>19403724
I'm not, I'm enduring it.
No AC, windows open

>>19403685
No silly! We need to hide underground until the fallout is over!

>>19403589
Womb tattoos are great

>>19403724
Water inside and out.

>>19403724
With a stick!

>>19403744
Please don’t hurt the Ignis!

What has science done?

>>19403735
Can't we go out into the woods? They have cake.

>>19403724
It's -2 degrees right now!

>>19403736
Womb tattoos are the best

>>19403750
Bunyip pls.

>>19403748
I dunno. Cut jewels?

>>19403662
>>19403534
There's gonna be pages full of goodies found in the depths as well as what do they eat down there. Assuming it's the same format as the Dragonia book.

>>19403756
Perfect cuddling weather

>>19403775
We already know from the Q&A that the life in the MGE oceans is basically a sexy version of Spongebob Squarepants.
>Even in the water, there are unique spaces that objects will not float around, the magical light that can illuminate inside the water, and the building materials, cloth, and strings which can be used in the water. With the unquenchable fire, even cooking is possible.
>First of all, sea monster girls and incubi can speak underwater just like someone can above water

>>19403799
At last! A world where Aquaman can be a viable hero!

Update on the adopteru's hellhound story I've been writing.

>make some progress
>get really horny from intense imagination of what I'm writing
>masturbate
>go back to other stuff

I'll definitely finish it by Saturday. It's going to be pretty long but I'm sure I won't be the only one beating off to my smut. And I might also write a story about adopteru hellhound and her best, soon to be boyfriend, friend Michael.

>>19403807
Stop that, you're making me feel bad for reading 40k novels instead of writing.

>>19403807
adopteru's hellhound AUNT story

Fuck.

>>19403807
Ganbatte anon, sometimes fap breaks are an entirely necessary pert of the writing process.

>>19403804
>he's never read Throne of Atlantis

>>19403808
>>19403811
It doesn't help that I've only been working on it while intensely aroused because it makes it so much easier to imagine what would be occurring.

>>19403807
>hellhound smut
You have me interested, you better deliver.

>>19403815
I don't like Geoff Johns.

>>19403563
Kraken looks better without the profile hat or whatever.

>>19403830
I thought it was supposed to be part of her head.

>>19403844
Why doesn't that new one have it then

>>19403847
I guess its still ambiguous, but at the very least it means not all krakens have the fleshy head ornament.

But the more I think about it, the more it makes sense that it could be a hat made to look like part of her body (KC loves clothing that looks like part of the body as much as he loves body parts that look like clothing).

That is, it could be another theme for a given group of monsters. With this kraken redesign it means every member of the scylla group has some kind of head decoration. Scylla has the pot, the profile kraken has the hat, and this kraken has a crown. It may just be a cultural thing that they wear something on their head.

>>19403847
Magic

>>19403861
>Scylla has the pot, the profile kraken has the hat, and this kraken has a crown
What about the mindflayer?

>>19403698
>gyaru familiars
Jesus anon, I don’t need this boner right now.

>>19403893
Tan =/= Gyaru

>>19403883
Good point, but eldritch-touched beings are allowed to go against family convention.

I honestly liked the idea of the head thing on the kraken being part of her body, but this newest art suggests it may not be. Even if the art isn't by Kenkou (I don't know if it is one way or the other) I assume he still okayed the design.

>>19403893
>I don’t need this boner right now.
Do you have to do a presentation?

>>19403902
I'm pretty sure that's Willsaga's art. They look similar at first glance, but there are differences.

>>19403603
>>19403589
Kenkou is going to cause the absolute destruction of my dick, isn't he.

Consider the following: a kraken tentacle-fucking herself while giving you paizuri and/or a blowjob.

>>19403905
No but I am at work right now. And I just wish I had a gyaru familiar sitting in my lap right now while I show her how to make spreadsheets.

>>19403898
You’re right anon. But Gyaru is better and that’s what I want to imagine her as.

>>19403717
I love how KC always goes crazy with the designs for individual members of each race with the world guides compared to his style for the profiles.
They always seem a lot darker and more depraved.

>>19403915
It is him, he's listed on the melonbooks page. KC just done the girls on the cover I believe.
>>19403921
Not just yours, he's going to destroy a lot of dicks next month.

>>19403921
That look on the bapho's face really gets me

And her sexy body

>Dinner's ready darling!

>>19403589
Judging by the red eye gems, they are aligned with Deruella.

In fact, that Baphomet on the right matches the description of the one from the Mimiru story.

Life of a cursed sword:

>plastic knife baby
>butterknife toddler
>kitchen knife child
>dagger preteen
>shortsword teenager
>young adult longsword
>ara greatsword
>old ceremonial blade

>>19404045
Cursed Swords would birth Succubus variants.

>>19404045
There’s also that chunni Katana phase that they don’t like to talk about.

>>19404041
Those are my thoughts too. The black Baphomet appeared in both world guide II and Baphomet Complex, it'd make sense for him to finally draw her after being mentioned in official material so much.

>>19404045
What would Stormbringer be like as a Cursed sword?

>>19404054

>>19404066
>Wikispammer is a dumb fag
No surprise.

>>19404054
>>19404066
No, it's lots of fun, because you end up with little berserker lolis who only calm down when their father gives them headpats.

>>19404073
SauceNAO gave me jack shit.

>>19404054
Proofs?

>>19404073
Considering .less has purged his old work 2-3 times now I don't blame anyone for getting his stuff from other sources.

>>19404045
>>19404054
How shameful would it be for a 1000 year old big busty cursed butter knife?

>>19404074
This. Plus, more Succubus variants are always fine.
That being said, would Succubi born from Cursed Swords have wings, horns, and tails with the scales present on Cursed weaponry?
>>19404079
It's logical, given how Dhampirs and Alps birth Succubi, that means women monsterized by Cursed weaponry birth them as well.

>>19404045
What kind of personality and bodytype would a cursed hammer have?
Or a cursed spear?

>>19403589
Baphos are too dangerous. They're gonna end up turning the whole world into loli. They need to be stopped!

>>19404045
I wonder if the sword form can affect personality to a degree. Ex. Epee vs. Greatsword vs. Katana

>>19404129
No one can stop the Sabbath Inquisition!

>>19404129
The shipgirls will save us!

>>19404123
A cursed hammer would probably act blunt

>>19404129
Never!

>>19404056
Not Complex, Brides.

Also, Lucella (that was her name) had dark skin too. There's no reason why Deruella couldn't have TWO baphomets serving under her, though.

>>19404054
Do you think mama Cursed Swords would try to bind their regular succ daughterus to cursed weaponry at some point during their childhoods? That would be a neat coming of age type thing for them.

>>19404172
>Gee Durella, why does mom let you have two baphomets?

>>19404172
My mistake, I haven't actually gotten around to reading complex yet and was speed reading the wiki.

>>19404185
>KC’s a dirty lolicon!

>>19404180
Definitely

>>19404219
Sabbath are good girls!

>>19404236
Meh.

>>19403563
Dark Jannu playing the role of Kraken I see
No but for real these are great, I like the chaos symbol on the Kraken's back

>>19403589
I wanna boss fight that Baphomet while the Father Gascoigne fight theme plays!

>>19403936
>Hit a kraken with the right combo of drugs and aphrodisiacs
>She tentacle rapes herself

>>19404285
>"lolicons all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later~"
>"Oooh, that sweet cum... oh how it sings to me!"
DUNUNUNUN DUNUNUNUN DUNUNUNUN DUNUNUNUN

>>19404277
She hears the voices too!

>>19403580
Less trash but the water is 90% sexual fluids.

>>19403589
I take it that that tattoo is the standard for Sabbath members? I hope it pops up in fanart.

>>19404285
>Fighting a Baphomet that heavily corrupted by DE
You're lookin at more an Orphan of Kos scenario there, lad. Hope you brought your purity vials.

>>19404323
Tattoos of some sort are probably standard yeah. The Baphomet's one is different though, maybe it's a sign of her rank?
I'd love to see a loli wock with a tattoo like the demon has.

>>19404332
This is raid boss tier. Parties that wiped thanks to her become new Sabbath members whether they like it or not.

>No gamer oni GF
Remind me again why are we still alive?

>>19404386
She probably needs alcohol when speedrunning. It helps her focus.

>>19404129
I can think of worse fates.
My waifu is a shapeshifter anyway.

>>19404386
>No cow girlfriend to play games with and tease when you find out she's not good.
I don't know man, something about 'maybe some day' but some day never comes.

>>19404423
Introduce her to Irish coffee.

>>19404426
Just gotta molest that chest, it'll help her concentrate.

>>19404426
>Are you winning, honey?

>>19404386
>gamer gurls
No

>>19404507
Tiamet a cute!

>>19404507
>Be a neighborhood kid in Miss Tiamat's neighborhood
>Always want to touch her fluffy hair but don't want to be mean to the nice lady

>>19403921
Don’t some jp artists have an MG depiction of KC and it’s a Baphomet?
Really makes me think.

>>19404579
KC made for an ugly girl

>>19404078
If KC got married woul he still do mge with the same drive?

>>19404611
I don’t think he would ever get married. He’s too deep into his own masturbatory fantasy.

>>19404579
They do, there's also lewd art of her. Would prone bone KC-chan.

I want to put a Baphomet in a spanking machine for hours and hours!

Would you drink from a slime?

>>19404644
I'd rather get a blowjob from a baphomet that's strapped to a fuck machine with two dildos pounding her holes and egg vibrators tied to her nipples with a blindfold over her eyes for good measure.
Gremlins could make a killing selling that kind of stuff.

>>19404611
Anon I think you quoted the wrong post.

>>19404667
>Gremlins could make a killing selling that kind of stuff.
Not him, but my I would absolutely commission a number of kinky sex contraptions from a Gremlin for my waifu and daughteru and I to use.

>>19404667
>Gremlin slaps Fuckmachine 5000
>"This bad boy can make your wife have so many fucking orgasms"

>>19404667
Don’t forget her horns mate.
Nature’s blowjob handles.

Don't touch it.

>>19404687
Would she get all pouty if you made her wear squishy hand grips on her horns?

>>19404688
I touched it. There is now cat crumbs and saliva on my hands.

>>19404696
>cat crumbs
eew

>>19404678
Machines like that are pretty underrated, I wonder which monster girls would spend the most money on them.
>>19404687
Oh that goes without saying, I just didn't want to ramble too much in one post about all the lewd things I want to do to one of those goats.

>MGE cavalry is just succs on mutant horses
>not centaurs
You had one job KC

>Things that will never happen

>>19404708
He done the right thing. Demon realm beasts look pretty awesome and they're much more scary and intimidating to potential enemies than a cute girl.

>>19404708
Actually its consistent. The centaur book profile and extra art state a centaur only lets her husband ride on her back (presumably excepting emergencies).

https://pastebin.com/RLT87guH
Praise hathor!

>>19404729
They can still wield weapons themselves you dumb tit.

>>19402224
there are so many parts of her I want to lick

>>19404662
do mgs like monster energy drinks?

>>19404734
You don't need to post random stories accompanied by wiki images, spammer.

>>19404747
Well of course, but I thought the proposed idea was succubi riding on centaurs instead of monster realm horses. Guess not.

>>19404426
I don't think that's a cow, you don't want to mistake a minotaur for a holstaur.

>>19404753
No, and they don't need them.

>>19404734
Stop posting these.
Your becoming like Beast's stalker.

>>19404054
That later turn into proper Cursed Swords. It's one of those things KC thought was fine to keep exclusive to his twitter and ask.fm.

>>19404764
I want a musclebus and her tubby sister.

>>19404734
Why do you keep posting Sacrifice's old stuff? That was written 2 months ago, no one else does this with other writers.

>>19404764
If I pull her tail would she drop that?

>>19403563
>blurry pic

>>19403563
>that wheel
Chaotic krakens!

>>19404761
Minotaurs are cows too anon.

>>19404779
>chaos Kraken
Neat.

>>19404791
No, they're oxen.

>>19404285
>>19404298
I suddenly really need a soulslike version of MGQ. In a fallen human kingdom, even death is no escape from your fate as a monster's eternal sex toy.

Link to the MGE2 info scans: https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc

>>19403377
Pic related

>>19404796
We already have will-o-the-wisp/

>>19404786
Fucking great, the 40k shitters are going to be all over this

>>19404795
Yes, cows.

>>19404803
See, this would make an awesome boss fight. And the rape cutscene when you lose would be epic.

>>19404798
So Romance of Three Kingdoms is going on in the mist continent.
>>19404805
40k did not invent that symbol. In fact even Fantasy had that symbol before.

>>19404814
It's still most closely associated with 40k by far

>>19404805
SUFFER NOT THE AUTIST TO LIVE

>>19404816
>>19404818
>WLPER will never return
It hurts so much

>>19404816
>>19404818
>images
Spoopy

>>19404818
Jinx, you owe me a coke.

>>19404821
"Maybe I'll come back. But it will not be soon, most likely everyone will forget me."

>>19404779
>Sea Bishop's name is Ariel

If only she has red hair

>>19404835
Would The Little Mermaid be banned in an MG world? After all, it's about a monstergirl wanting to be human.

>>19404662
i would drink from this slime

>>19404805
40k didn't invent the star of chaos you fucking retard

>>19404835
I wonder what MGE mermaids would think of the little mermaid.

>>19404821
I can understand not really drawing as much since it's not a suitable career option where he is but giving drawing up all together is a bit much. He could of constantly graced us with nice chesire sketches from time to time

>>19404842
>blonde shog
this is new to me.

>>19404841
Seven vaganias

>>19404854
The HCA original, or the bastardized Disney version?

>>19404870
Both.

>>19404846
And the Nazis didn't invent the swastika, yet now they're permanently linked.

>>19404870
>Why didn't he just fuck the mermaid?

What is this succ doing in the Sabbath guide?

>>19404882
Yeah, if you're retarded

>>19404842
>posting futashit

>>19404882
>avatarfag being retarded again
What a surprise.

>>19404887
Try explaining this to them.
http://allthetropes.wikia.com/wiki/Mermaid_Problem

>>19404892
hit piece by the sabbath about slutty old hags

>>19404898
There's a version without a dick and an alt version with one. She only has a dick if you want her to have a dick.

>>19404895
>>19404905
I mean in pop culture you faggots.

>>19404914
Who gives a fuck about pop culture?

>>19404912
There's a picture with a dick, she's tagged as futanari, so don't fucking post that shit here, and fuck off. Her design looks like tumblrshit anyway.

>>19404924
My point is that if you take something, appropriate for yourself, and make it notorious enough, everyone's gonna forget its origin.

>>19404914
like he said:
>if you're retarded

>>19404933
And my point is that I don't care what everyone thinks.

>>19404935
>>>/his/

>>19404940
The moment you link another board is the moment you lose an argument

I've always found "What would monstergirls think about [Insert Pop Culture Reference]" questions that pop up every thread pretty terrible tbqh.

>>19404914
>not even denying the avatarfagging
Just stop, vampires are sparkly faggots in popculture but that doesn't effect us does it?
>>19404933
Your point is retarded and you unironically godwin'd yourself.

>Beware my jaws that bite, my claws that catch!

>>19404960
>look mom I posted it again!

>>19404947
I hate it when it's used for politics.

>>19404841
Why ban it when you can reappropriate it and twist it? Disney already did it once.

>>19404970
At least I don't use the same fucking image everytime like a certain slowpoke

>>19404974
We'd prefer if you just didn't post at all, faggot.

>>19404974
Go post your glorified roleplay prompts on reddit instead of here you stupid fuck

>>19404978
>We'd
Hey buddy you'd best be a bit more careful about your word usage next time.

>>19404971
Welcome to the current year.

>>19404983
I agree with him, fuck off.

>>19404960
>>/jp/image/SWexOfjdmy2JC6gaWiV_wQ
Annoying cunt.
>>19404974
That's right, because you spam the same stupid shit every thread.

Oh no we're in one of our moods.

>>19404983
Go back to actchan, nigger.

>>19404983
No, he's right. Fuck you, you fuck off too.

>>19404990
Doesn't help I'm pretty damn liberal.

>>19405001
>>19404993
>>19405002
Hey, I ain't that spamming faggot, I agree that he needs to fuck off along with any other slowpoke wannabe, but I really do not like people using the word "we" on this site. Carries implications, y'know.

>>19404993
>>19405002
Make me

>>19404983
Don't you try to play that card, you and your kind are despised by everyone.

>>19405020
Read two fuckin posts up, boy

>>19405015
>defending spam because of a semantic disagreement you're not even right about
Yeah haha fuck you

>>19405025
My bad anon, I didn't update recently enough. Still though, the way you worded that made you sound kinda like him.

>>19405030
>defending
Anon I think you need to work on your reading comprehension.
>I agree that he needs to fuck off along with any other slowpoke wannabe

>>19405030
I'm not defending spam, I'm attacking a reply to that spam. It'd really service you to get some reading comprehension, that's a valuable life skill.

>>19405036
>>19405039
Either way, he made himself look like a dummy.

Enough of this unpleasantness, let's talk about fairies.

>>19405039
>>19405036
I think you guys need to develop your critical thinking skills.

>>19405053
I want to wear a Fairy like a finger puppet!

>>
>I agree that he needs to fuck off

>>19404960
I'd do unholy, deviant things with her

>>19405057
>I agree that he needs to fuck off

>>19405081
>I agree
Hey buddy you'd best be a bit more careful about your word usage next time.

>>19405081
The inital post made him look exactly like the spammer, and then the fact that he called out the guy telling the spammer to fuck off while "not being the spammer" just made him look like a retard. now drop it.

>>19405053
Gonna blindfold my Titania onee-san and teach her how to play the popsicle game.

>>19405079
Like Missionary sex with hand-holding and eye contact?

>>19405081
Buddy, please do me a favor, and cease trying to defend me. Frankly, it's kind of offensive.

>>19405110
Well I was thinking more along the lines of things that shan't be mentioned here, else it would cause another shitfest. But yes, I'd do that with her has well. That's my favorite position anyways

Remember your survival kit
Tent
Spoons
Knifes
Anti bug spray
anti dragon spray
Net
Emergency rations
Mr Gideon's advice on how to un fuck your situation

That should keep the monsters away

>>19405114
My apologies. Have a shock-weasel as a token of my apology.

>>19405134
gonna go bird watching and run naked through a jubjub flock during mating season

>>19405134
Stretchy anime meat Anon!

Guaranteed to distract predatory MGs like Wolves and Wendigos!

>>19405134
Okay, but how is that going to help me when a Sandworm decides to breach where my tent happens to be?

>>19403589
That is the ideal Baphomet.

Does going out for a jog run the risk of wans chasing you?

>>19405134
>thinking anyone in this thread would want to avoid getting husbando'd by MGs
Are you lost? >>>/tg/ is that way.

>>19405146
I think thats what the advice guide is for

>>19405134
Why would I need a survival kit? Just give me a red shirt and point me towards the nearest cowgirl and I'm set.

>>19405156
Not him but I'll be taking that bug spray
Vampire Mosquitoes are garbage tier

>>19405156
Are you baiting?

>>19405156
I remember when this thread was chill and accepted even the lukewarm jokes

>>19405164
>spider cow noises

>>19405167
Liar, this thread was never chill.

>>19404776
can you help succs with small tails by pulling it once a day like meme cock pushup?

>>19405167
Don't mind him, he's doing it on purpose

>>19405156
You're trying too hard and that screencap has nothing to do with your point.

>>19405173
I bet they make chittering noises or something, but they're not real cows so they don't count.

>>19405167
I like to believe that it's just one really paranoid guy that gets upset at jokes

>Exposing a homosexual woman to MAMONO MANA turns them straight
>Exposing a homosexual man to MAMONO MAN turns them into a tranny
Why is this allowed

>>19405175
If there was anything that was better a few years back, it was that nobody was accusing people of being from other places as much as now, and shitstorms ended faster
I guess time made half of us bitter

>>19405173
I want to HUG a spider cow

>>19405134
>Anti dragon spray
So there's a normal dragon spray?
What could possibly be in anti dragon spray?

>>19405134
There would be a lot of sliced open empty tents come morning.
I'd like to go camping.

>>19405196
Filthy casual.

>>19405199
>gold particles
>poverty smell

>>19405188
If it's the guy I think it is, he got yelled at repeatedly every thread for his posts being shit so now he thinks X content isn't allowed when really people just didn't like his posts.

Why are whitehorns so based?

>>19405192
Corruption is shit anyway desu.

>>19405206
Would smelling poor really deflect dragons?

>>19405221
Fuck you corruption is awesome.

>>19405221
It really just depends
I enjoy MGES corruption outside of alps

>>19405100
Make sure she knows how to play, some people bite their pop--oh, nwho an I kidding? Dick sucking is a passive skill for every MG anyway.

>>19405221
There's nothing wrong with corruption.

>>19405227