/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are a thing that exists

Truly, 4chan is the land of the endless summer

>>19381880
Raging mushrooms means if they agree to any sex at all,not just mushroom sex so you're argument is shit

I don’t want my succubus wife to BE a bimbo slut, but I DO want her to dress and behave and carry herself like a bimbo slut, just for me. Is there a word to describe this?

>>19381930
A freak in the sheets?

>>19381930
MGE Monsters don't cheat or care about men other than their husband so It's redundant.

I want to throw rocks at cars with that cute little Hellhound down the street!

>>19381944
Of course of course, but like, I still want her to dress in lacy bootyshorts with "SLUT" printed on the back and a black thong peeking out, and have big gaudy jewelry that clings when she walks with her big ass wiggling, and a micro-tanktop that you can see the edge of her areola from her mongo tits over, and for her to always be bending and twisting and shaking enticingly for me with complete willingness to curl her tail around my leg as she gives me a wet sloppy glucking blowjob with her plump whoreish lips even when we're in public.
I'll shut up now.

>Trying to take arguments into a new thread

Holy shit no one fucking cares about your autistic shit fuck off.

You can only have one.

>>19381988
One Familiar-chan please!

Having a shoggoth meido (or any eldritch horror as a wife) seems pretty hazardous desu. One gimpse at something you should’t see and you’d be a drooling mind-broken vegetable for the rest of your life.

>>19381988
I want a pair of off profile witches based on Illya and Kuro from Prisma Illya.

>>19381988
Bapho-chan is the cutest

>>19381988
I'll take a Familiar as my familiar.

i only like girls who aren't alive

>>19381975
Well
She sounds like a real raunchy bitch anon, and if that makes you happy, that's fantastic
Enjoy your jiggling slutubus

>>19381988
One GOAT goat please.

>>19382021
My man

>>19382043
But you can get the whole herd

TELL ME ABOUT BUNYIP
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK

>>19382078
He specifically said one.

>>19382088
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A WAIFUFAG

>>19381988
Give me a snow or desert bapho

imagine picking up a small MG and just watch her wobble her legs at you trying to break free

>Impregnate a monster girl
>Monster girl can't get pregnant while already pregnant
Logically, you have to impregnate a second one.

>>19382004
I desperately need to commission my girls as Illya and friends

>>19382150
The only time that's acceptable is if you married a harem of monstergirls anon.

>>19382088
She's just shy!

>>19382021
i only like

>>19382371
i

Real dead hours

>>19382413
It's better this way.

>>19381912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v72yyGU03I

>>19382413
I'm here, but if you want intelligent conversation, im not your guy

>>19382423
You know you won't kill them with just Raid? All you'll get is heavily aroused gyaru Greenworms and gyaru Papillons.

>>19382430
>Raid
Watch more my dude.

>>19382438
Sorry, I meant a raid flamethrower. How else do you think we get devilbug gyarus?

>>19382423
Had to fight a similar war with thousands of baby spiders in my apartment. Waking up at 2 AM covered in tiny spiders will probably stick with my for the rest of my life.

>>19382430
>gyaru Papillons
I like this.

>>19381912
Summer is almost over soon, better start chopping firewood. Just grab an axe and head deep into the woods. Trust me you'll be fine. I saw a deer today!

>>19381912
I can't imagine having sex with that bug on the left

>>19382498
Good, she's just a child.

>>19382507

>>19382591
>only one tail
No! I will not touch this child, no matter how fluffy her ears!

>>19382604
Most unmarried foxes would have only one tail regardless of age considering the fact monster girls gain power through sex.

>>19382591
Is that a fennec fox girl? Those huge ears are prime molestation targets.

I always love these monster evolution charts.

>>19382639
Pretty colors.

>>19382591
People here wouldn't get aroused at this child in a bikini would they?

>>19382639

>>19382649
>Fox
>Foxer
>Foxest

>>19382649
Honestly anon I want to waifu a trio of fox sisters who are all permanently stuck at one of these ages.

>>19382623
With your hands or dick?

>>19382623
They're pervert detectors.

>>19382645
A loli in a white swimsuit that becomes see-through.

Whoa, WHOA! I like Fennec foxes AND lolis!
Is the Universe trying to tell me something?

>>19382689
Sounds scandalous

>>19382692
Presumably that you like cute things.

>There are people in this thread who want to fuck children
Fuck off

>>19382714
Stand down soldier
It doesnt matter how right or wrong you are, there is nothing to gain from this fight.

>>19382731
But captain!
What do we fight for then?

>>19382731
There's nothing to gain from wanting to fuck kids yet here we are

If you wanted more you could have just asked like a normal person.

>>19382749
I want less (clothes).

>>19382739
I dunno, family honor or some shit

>this thread (rightfully) acts like ntr is literally the devil
>is ok with fucking kids
really makes you think huh

>>19382696
This squatting pose is too erotic

>>19382756
Yeah, I think this thread is full of good taste.

>>19382764
being a pedophile isn't "good taste" it's a mental disorder
Get help

>>19382753
Sometimes it's more fun to leave things up to the imagination.

>>19382753
Anon that dress is scarcely opaque enough as it is.

Did someone say post lolis? Because I think I heard someone say post lolis.

>>19382783
Spats are too dangerous!

>>19382787
Spats are not too dangerous enough!

>>19382783
I want to pound this palmtop tiger’s fat butt like in that one picture.

>>19382783
She's sleeping

>>19382818
Touch her unguarded tail.

>>19382818
what a bad eating manners
leaving half the food

>>19382818
Wonder what her body parts smell like

>>19382783
Palmtop Jinko!

with a khepri harem can i finally achieve my fantasy of cumming only from female fluids being squirt on my glans?

>>19383039
That would need a hell of a lot of bugs but it's mge so it should be possible.

>>19382749
Please don't leave Hellhounds or anubutts in the car during summer without the windows rolled down!

>>19381988
The bapho, but she commands the witch and by extension the familiar to also be my brides.

>>19381988
As if that's a choice. Baphomet is obviously superior.

>>19381988
ill take the only one with modest dress

>>19383059
takes a lot of focus on a strong thought in the shower and takes around 20 or 30 minutes for me

BUTTSLUT WHEN

>>19382749
i want to feel the sweat on her thighs

>>19383238
Somehow, I feel like demons would enjoy anal more than any other monster.

>>19381988
familiar now and forever to cumflate as i please

>>19382002
its okay though your maid/wife will love you until the heat death of the universe

>>19382498
>>19382507
i would fug this bug

>>19382680
so that they can find the nearest pervert and coerce him into letting her milk his dick whenever she wants or else she tells?

>>19383039
A single skilled MGE Succubus can make a man cum without even touching his penis
Your fantasy is very specific but nothing a bit of love and practice won't make true
Khepris is a fantastic choice though I personally associate an abundance of female juices with the lewder species (Wonderland, MERE'd, succubi family, etc...)

>>19383238
Almost any species would have an anal enthusiast among its ranks.

Clothes to attract a husband

Big buff strongfat monsters with nerd hobbies that embaress them.

>>19383323
not only will they have a husband but their belly will never be without child

I would pay anything - everything - to have this smiling visage discuss life with me each night.

>>19383447
Get her drunk and molest her tail in public, that should ruin her for marriage and force her to live with you

My dick may get hard at lolis, but I'd never dick them!

>>19382150
Clearly you've never met a Monster with a non-euclidean vagina.

>>19383492
It's okay to dick one as long as she's your wife and not your daughter.

>>19383502
It's against the laws officer, but I guess those laws were made by humans and could be easily changed. Still, would not dick the lolis and would not dick the monster imouto.

>>19381988
Familiar on account that I need to bang her tail.

>>19383521
What laws? We are talking about the MGE world not real life.

>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old, and it becomes possible for them to have sex with human men and become pregnant.

do you like toku monstergirls?

>>19383538
There would still be human laws though, like "Don't fuck the kids" and "No killing". Monsters just don't care for them and I'm not a monster.

>>19383547
judging by that pic, no

>>19383538
Rule 7, Chapter VIII of the Daughteru Dickers Act (1989 Revised Edition): No daughterus maybe dicked without a dicking loicense issued by the Church of Eros. All dickings must be performed using the standard issue latex catsuit or other fetish gear as may be approved by the Commissioner of Daughteru Dicking from time to time. Applications for approval for fetish gear may be made to the Commissioner's office and his decisions will be published in the Dicker's Gazette quarterly.

The Sabbath are trustworthy people

>>19383556
>According to human common sense, it's regarded as abnormal for an adult man to lust after or have sex with a little girl. It's normal for such a man to be faced with fierce criticism. But as far as monsters are concerned, children have the body to charm and copulate with men from their early years, and additionally, there are also races that stay in the form of children even in adulthood, so it's a perfectly normal thing for human men to lust after and have sex with monsters with childish forms. Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and mana, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild.

>>19383591
>>According to human common sense, it's regarded as abnormal for an adult man to lust after or have sex with a little girl
This is what I'm talking about.

>>19383602
If you don't like loli, that's fine but claiming it's against the law in the MGE world (a world with loli breeds and the Sabbath) just makes you sound like you are a newfag that has never read the world guide.

>>19383611
I said it's a human law for humans. They do exist in the setting, like in order lands and such.

>>19383568
I was trying to find a line about how the Sabbath use drugs and rape to get men but it seems I was mistaken, that line is for monster girls as a whole.
>In order to increase the number of “lolicon onii-chan” who love sex with a childish body more than anything else, they do various activities day and night including: canvassing, holding periodic assemblies, developing spells and magical items, etc.
I wouldn't be able to resist picking up a cute Witch in the middle of her canvassing some cute Sabbath propaganda

>>19383621
> They do exist in the setting
Proof that the specific law you're talking about exists in order countries? The only source it that it goes against human common sense, not human laws and in medieval times that sort of thing was quite common.

>>19383568
I want a Baphomet to pour wine down her front and force me to lick off her while she calls me the most perverted onii-san she's ever met.

I want an athletic hellhound to sit on my face and force me to eat out her pussy and ass for hours while she slowly strokes me off!

>>19383659
I want a shortstack hellhound to sit in my lap and demand I spoil her.

>>19383636
The sabbath was never like that. The whole point besides being the magical research department of the demon lords army is tempting women with Faustian deals of eternal youth. When it comes to men they are no different than any other monster and how they get men depends on the breed and individual. Especially since there are only 3 Sabbath breeds plus any other breed of monster transformed by the spell of pedomorphasis.

>>19383644
Considering they are faced with fierce criticism there might be something about it. Maybe the laws would be more flexible but if it's common sense not to do it I'm there would be something.

Also, would pedo rapists be considered irredeemable scum if they did it for the pleasure?

>>19383621
Why are you even bringing up laws dealing with fucking humans in human controlled lands? If that's what you are interested in you probably belong on /tg/.

>>19383274
Smug eating machine.

>>19383659
>>19383662
You will have your Hellhounds in due course. Small print says you have to raise them yourself, though.

>>19383687
Gonna spoil the heckpup.
All the sweets she wants.

>>19383677
Gee anon, maybe because I'm a human. You don't need to scream /tg/ if someone talks about something other than cutesy sex.

>>19383687
Uh...I'm not sure I like that idea. If I'm raising her, I'm gonna make sure she gets with a cute boy her age. I'd be a little over 40 by the time she's 18 and I'm not into lolis.

Not to mention I find daughteru dicking distasteful.

>>19383699
Not even an adopteru who has only ever viewed you as a man and not a father?

>>19383687
Nothing will ever beat those hellhounds as far as loli monster girls stories go. I'd like to see someone prove me wrong but it's been so long.

The Bronze Age came to an end around 1770 BC and a number of highly developed civilizations collapsed, resulting in the first Dark Age in recorded history.
I wonder who we should blame for this.

I want to take turns dominating and being dominated by a monstergirl.
I've chosen Redcaps and Wheresheep as likely candidates.

>>19383715
Still feels wrong. She shouldn't be going after her adoptive father. Especially considering the age difference. We'd be almost 20 years apart.

>>19383732
You're looking for Switch-Spider.

>>19383740
Your strong paternal instinct does you credit, and has been noted by the Squirrel Scoop tabloid. Be careful when you're alone on dark corridors and isolated locker rooms.

>>19383730
Always the Tanukis, lad. Always the Tanukis.

>>19383730
The Anubis bureaucracy got too distracted by their husbands

>>19383768
Only because their administrative roles had been outsourced to private sector nooks, and because of the vast influx of Apophis literature, brought by the coon media monopoly.
GAG THE COONS
BREED THEM NOW

>>19383744
I like switch spider. She had cool stripes.

>>19383782
>sector nooks
Nook? That's a Penguin noise. Why would there be Penguin Girls in positions of power in any significant number in early iron age Mesopotamia?
This sounds like an episode of Secret History of the World by Professor Wurmington again.

>>19383763
>be careful when you're alone on dark corridors and isolated locker rooms

Oh god. That's terrifying. I don't want to be raped and husbando'd by my daughter.

>>19383732
Salamander's a good choice if she was your equal as a warrior. Good enough a warrior to give her a thrilling fight and beat her but not so strong that she can't beat you on a good day.

>>19383782
I continue to desire tubby nooks.

Are you most attracted to the monster girls that do the same work/hobby as you do?

Science anons loving Liches the most for instance

>>19383792
Nooks being the secret name of Tanuki. Professor Wurmington knows the Tanuki conspiracy to be true and agrees with me. She has spoken to the Great Cat and even now meets with His agent to discuss the Raccoon threat.

>>19383819
You may change your mind once you learn of the Tanuki Occupation Government.

>>19383795
Worse, you'll be raped and husbando'd by her CC aunt.Are you prepared to give your adopteru stepsisters-cousins?

>>19383830

Does the TOG occupy my dick?

>>19383732
I want this with a Cursed Sword who keeps on relapsing from the corruption's progress.

>>19383820
Nope, I should like gremlins or automatons since I'm a tech but I prefer dragons.

>>19383830
>CC aunt hellhound
Anon, it's inconceivable how hard I am right now at the thought of copulating with her for hours on end for the sole purpose of giving my adopteru as many sisters as possible.

>>19383820
Dragons don't work, they live off of interest and tributes. I don't. My brother is the investment guru.

>>19383830
I signed up for Wurmington's classes for an easy A, not redpills.

>>19383833
Only if you're a good boyim.

>>19383840
>inconceivable
Not a word your new wife will appreciate. Doubtless you will prove her wrong at least a dozen times over.
Your adopteru may be a bit uncomfortable at first though. It's quite strange to hear lonely auntie Vera scream her father's name at the top of her voice, every night.

>>19383852
Don't worry, you'll get your A if you pay close attention to Adjunct Cuddlecat. He spoonfeeds and drops exam hints every other tutorial.

>>19383820
I do love Anubis girls but they're not the best wans

>>19383820
Liches are sorcerers who know NOTHING of real science.

>>19383872
The study of magic follows a similar heuristic cycle as the scientific method though.

>>19383859
My daughter will understand the error of her ways when she finds a cute boy and falls in love with him in high school or college. She'll look back on her formative years when she wanted to be dicked by her father and feel embarrassed about it while my wife and I just laugh it off as childhood fantasies.

Meanwhile, her seventeen other sisters are running around the house and playing with one another or chasing down cute boys in the neighborhood.

>>19383859
Then I’ll be a good one and fluff that tail

>>19383820
It's better if you end up with a monster girl who is completely alien to your hobbies but still partakes in them just to make you happy, and maybe she can eventually grow to enjoy them too.
>Succubus plays video games to please her husband
>She ends up hooked within a few weeks
>She now wants him to prone bone her while she tries to defeat a tough boss

>>19383891
>18 daughterus
Must be a handful tending to all of them and your wife during a thunderstorm.

>>19383820
nope

>>19383913
Not him but a big old wanpile would be fantastic

>>19383913
>massive pile of mofu and wan all over me in a thunderstorm

Anon, there's only one true way to enlightenment and that's exactly it.

what did your shog make you for breakfast today? out of herself

>>19383921
Slime mochi

>>19383921
What lewd clothes

>>19383921
A sausage-inna-bun!
https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Sausage_inna_bun

>>19383820
I like the idea of gremlins, but the personality and the body type just don't mesh. I do like lamia, however, which is apt for where I live.

>>19383142
I don't think a hellhound would be bothered by that one bit

>wake up in the middle of the night thirsty
>slide out bed carefully so your wife doesn't wake up
>once you get to the kitchen and pour yourself a drink, you sit down to sip it slowly before you look up and see her standing there
>your shortstack wife is wearing one of your shirts which, despite her breasts stretching the chest, is too big for her
>she's looking at you like she dearly missed you on the two minutes you were gone
>you chug your drink and princess carry her back to bed
>you both fall asleep in each other's arms, with her clutching you tightly so you can't leave again
It kills me that I'll never experience this

>>19383959
>slide out bed carefully so your wife doesn't wake up
At least you have that choice

>>19383959
>your shortstack wife is wearing one of your shirts which, despite her breasts stretching the chest, is too big for her
fuck man i didn't want this today i didn't need this today

>>19384014
The Daki life isn’t all fun and games.

>>19383959
>not getting milk right form the source

>>19383959
This >>19384053

hello again, sketchy stuff done

>>19384086
Would hug.

>>19384066
I want a Troll momster with a southern belle accent to spoil me and comfort me.

>>19384086

>>19384086
I never noticed those bandaids and scars before. Poor thing.

>>19384102
I want a Dragon, a Dark Elf, an Apophis or a Wight to keep me as a pet and take all my worries away.

>>19384104

>>19384104
It says "No Andy'S", we're allowed to have one.

I want to celebrate with my otaku Anubis wife over new anime projects being announced

>>19384128
Such as Vento Aureo?

>>19384137
The new Strike Witches animes

>>19384086
Thats a manticore for impregnating.

>>19384137
Not him, but hell yeah!

Is it wrong to want a huge, muscled dire manticore that is a 'comfy' dom that just enjoys using me as a daiki.

>>19384104
For context, she's supposed to be a Cerberus. It was far easier to conceptualize her as a sort of sub-species between Hellhound and Chimera than do literally three heads.

She is not for lewd. She is for CUTE.

>>19384160
No, nothing wrong with that.
Comfy doms have a lot of potential for much better teasing. She could probably drag out a milking for hours with her tight tailpussy.

>>19384181
Will she sleep if you play music for her? I know a guy who's looking to sneak into her girls-only treehouse and cuddle with his waifu.

>>19384188
Wouldn't even need that, just her holding me while we relax on the couch.
Maybe have her tail resting in my lap without milking me.

>>19384192
>Will she sleep if you play music for her?
Nice reference

>>19384181
That's a nice idea actually, the smaller Chimera features look better and she's a hell of a cute girl.

>>19384193
Their big fluffy paws seem ideal for holding you down on the couch for comfy times. Same goes for Hellhounds

Imagine comfy time on the couch with them. You can hardly move but eventually relax because it feels good. Then she starts licking the nape of your neck.

>>19384218
Does she like lutes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVwZCVZ8iks

>>19384227
Thanks. The idea of her being in the treehouse was all Melon's idea and it works better than just some random scenario because she's guarding the Treehouse to Heck.

>>19384237
Anon would probably be too comfy to even move. How diabolical is that big comfycore?.

Thoughts on cockwarming with a NEET yuki-onna while she plays Monster Hunter: World?

>>19381912
The girl on the left is cuter though?

What would you want to see a human woman change into?

>>19384302
Something that can love.

>>19384293
Don't Papillons change into a form that their husband would like? I'd bet a Papillon that more closely resembles a Greenworm is within the realm of possibility.

>>19384302
>>19384318
but also a griffon

>>19384302
Lilim, Elf, Dwarf, Automaton, and any other impossible transformations.

>>19384282
I love monster hunter so I'd be playing too.

>>19384323
Like the ending of A Bug's Life?

>>19384282
i'd rather big spoon a manticore while she milks me

>>19384237
Oh, I don't need to be held down like that, I just enjoy being comfy.
And a big girl like that is great.

>>19384259
With her paws holding me in place and the overall comfy, I'd be fully aware of what she's doing but unable to stop her or move away.

>>19383715
Hellhound doesn't really fit to an adopteru dicking scenario for some reason. Better as a smug loli friend (with benefits)

>>19382749
>loli hellhound in a white summer dress
>even that's getting too hot for her so she stands up and casually pulls it off, revealing she's only wearing pasties under it
>she notices your look, twirls around a few times and says "Pretty stylish, right Mr. Anon?"
>her face starts slowly shifting to a smug grin and she continues: "What's with that hungry look, Anon? You totally want to do naughty stuff with me again. If you want me that bad, you'll have to catch me first, tag you're it!"
>lewd game of tag in your house ensues with a scantily clad loli hellhound teasingly skipping away surprisingly fast and making you put some effort to it
>it ends in you smacking her naked butt and bending her over a couch armrest while she laughs and calls you a pervert

>>19384428
Silly loli, my girls need large breasts or MEAT, be they loli or not.

>tfw gave in to temptation and watched Last Jedi on netflix

I need to wash my mouth out with something. Soap, MGs, anything.

Don't make the same mistake I did.

>>19384449
>watching any SW
>ever
Rookie mistake.

>>19384449
Well, if there's anything to look forward to its the rest of the series crashing and burning

>>19384302
Harpy, Arachne, Anubis, Oni, and Gazer

>>19384449
hope you liked purplehair mcsuicide

>>19384497
I will never not get over that shitty speech happening while the giant laser charges in the background.
Or how Hyperspace ramming has now utterly destroyed every fight in this universe.

A curious little harpy follows you around for the day, occasionally chirping in with ‘what’s that do?’ Or ‘how’s that work?’
At the end of the day she drops you some shiny coins she collected and says she’ll be back tomorrow to learn more.

>>19384535
Would be interesting but she doesn't need to pay me

>>19384535
So I'm a teacher now. This is alright.

>>19384517
I've blocked out most of her lines, but I remember thinking she was so fucking trite talking about hope and shit when she had soldiers asking for a legitimate battle plan.

>>19384535
I'd go on adventures with her and maybe I'd even try teaching her some simple spells.

>>19384553
Everyone I've asked, even friends that liked it, have no excuse for that except 'BECAUSE MOVIE'
I've seen that war economy crap handled better in metal gear.

>>19384440
I'm sure a loli Hellhound would have nice thick thighs and ass, like an athletic monstergirl species should.

>Spring the Black Harpies abscond
>Summer the Sea Gulls claim
>Fall the Tengu take
>Winter the Snow Harpies steal

Harpies are the most villainous creatures. There's nowhere safe from them.

>>19384599
Just go underground. Nothing to worry about except wurms or sandworms until you dig way too deep and hit hellhound territory.

>>19384627
Son, the underground is where you get Dwarves, Dark Elves, Gazers and other assorted horrors.

>>19384627
If you dig THAT deep you have a lot more to worry about than just Hellhounds.
Lava Golems and Demons and Devils oh my.

>>19384590
She better.
I'm not looking for a twig, even if she's a loli.

>>19384644
It can be arranged.

>>19384661
Good, meaty lolis need hips, thighs, and a fine ass.

>>19384635
Dwarves are (little loli) bros though, nothing to fear there.

>>19384640
>Demons
I'm bringing my pickaxe AND a summoning tome!

>>19384661
Mate you have no goddamn idea what I would do to that lewd fox.
I don’t know how we’d ever get anything done when I’m compelled to bend her over the nearest furniture item every 15 minutes.

>>19384700
Does summoning even work if they are already there?

I want to get whacked off by the Mofu Mafia!

>>19384716
Several ways that could work.

1. It does, and it's easier to get one you'd like that's nearby
2. You just trap one that's already there in the circle for enhanced bargaining ability
3.You attract all the soft lazy demons that don't want to travel far
4. You get raped while drawing the circle
As always, it's a win no matter what.

>>19384599
Fall just got better with the Tengu coming out to be teased.

>>19384707
And so The Booty claims further victims.

I want to be a homeless man in Zipangu who gets taken in by the local fox shrine after they see me holding a sign that says "Will impregnate for food"

>>19384707
Sauce?

>>19384803
Just imagine getting grabbed off the streets by a pair of two tail sisters and then shoved straight into the Nine-tailed Shrine Priestess' teary eyed embrace.
>"Oh, for a Gaijin to be forced to sell himself to survive! It's too tragic! Don't worry, you're safe now dear!"
You'd probably say something if you weren't smothered between her enormous breasts and a cheeky looking four tail wasn't slowly reaching her hand into your pants.

>>19384821
Gee, I sure hope those two-tails don't join in by licking my ears on each side.

>>19384803
>>19384821
>>19384837
>being a boytoy/husband for a local fox girl shrine
The only thing better is if they speak English with broken accents.

I want to force the littlest fox at a foxgirl shrine to suck my dick!

>>19384864
Like rape? Or subtly coercing her to let you face fuck her?

>>19384806
https://exhentai.org/g/1157024/44b5c3a4d4

>>19384871
Like rape!

>>19384855
But Anon, what if they don't speak any English at all? Asking you lewd questions and giggling when you give a nervous "uhh...sure"?

Then as you get to know them you slowly start to learn each other's language as the months go by.

>>19384855
Their english is not great.
Not that that matters when you've got a six-tail who hasn't slept with a man once furiously slobbering all over your dick.

>>19384884
>six-tails
>virgin
Not trying to stir the pot but how?

>>19384893
Foxes automatically grow another tail every 100 years.

>>19384893
>>19384898
600 years of Christmas Cake.

>>19384893
Time. It's the default mode of tail acquisition.
They get another tail every 100 years up to nine. MGE (and some other works besides it) say they can also gain tails by sex, but tails-over-time happen if nothing else.

>>19384904
Oh dear lord I need that in my life.

>>19384880
I want to be an exchange student in Zipangu who doesn't know the language due to nonexistent relations between Zipangu and my native country!
I want to have a troupe of monster girls think that my optimism and broken Zip is very cute, and that they should defend my smile against rapists!
I want to have a close-knit group of friends who are secretly arguing amongst themselves over who gets to confess first once I can understand them!
I want to do cute stuff with cute girls!
I want to be taught that "I love you" means "You are a precious friend" and that it's Zipanguese tradition to tell your friends it often, but only them!
I want to end up with a harem of Zipanguese beauties who think I'm cute!

>>19384904
>600 years of no sexual contact
>in a monster girl
I can't even imagine what that first interaction would be like.

>>19384907
Can you handle that much sexual frustration, Anon?

>>19384880
>>19384884
>>19384913
I love Ziapangu.

Mostly because I am a weeb.

>>19384914
I'd imagine it'd feel like she's sucking your soul out of your dick.

>>19384904
>600 hundred years of lust
>600 hundred years studying lewd techniques under her nine-tailed mistress

All to be released in a single night

>>19384914
Very, very long.
You'll be lucky if you escape physical contact for a week, let alone getting out of the bedroom.

Now imagine what someone who finds a nine-tail in a lonely, forgotten shrine has to deal with. No escape.

>>19384927
>Twin Two-Tail sisters who do everything together.
>Kindly and shy Three-Tail who tends to you when you're exhausted or sick.
>Lewd shortflat Four-Tail who doesn't let you pass her without a good grope.
>/fit/ Five-Tail who insists on teaching you the ways of swordsmanship and gets weirdly red in the face while helping you with your form.
>Extreme CC Six-Tail whose sexual frustration is only enhanced by her knockout body.
>Lazy chubby Seven-Tail who just loves cuddling.
>Neurotic Eight-Tail who dresses like a businesswoman and tries to keep all the Shrine's finances in check.
>Matronly Nine-Tail with a body made for breeding and a bleeding heart who really wants an heir already.
Would you ever want to leave?

>>19384956
What about the one-tails anon?

>>19384956
Aside from the fact that there's no escape anyway, who would? Aside from the occasional trip to explore the countryside, of course, but the girls could come with.

>>19384916
All a man can do is try.

>>19384965
You have to make them anon.

>>19384914
I bet a virgin Lich would be fun to meet.

>>19384965
No-one there's young enough to only have one tail. The twins did but they're over a hundred now.
Any One-Tails that end up at that shrine are going to be your daughterus.

>>19384967
Just imagine the twins coming down with you to town and an old lady running a grocery stand remarking that last time they came down into the village she was a little girl.

What is the ideal number of foxes at a fox shrine if you plan to be their communal husband?

>>19384956
I'm fine with this.

>>19384988
Nine.

I got my newest Sookmo Miia picture. I got option A for those sundress picture options he gave me. I'm trying to decide if I want C as well, or if I should just stop with A and B
It came out really nice, I really like this dress.

>>19384988
Eight to twelve.

>>19385007
Only a naive fool would give that answer. Clearly you need more than nine in order to experience twins.

>>19384980
If we're shopping, it makes sense to bring the eight-tail too. I would, of course, have to tease her by brushing against her frequently, using the crowd as an excuse. Even when there is no crowd.

>>19385014
Jesus my dude, how many pictures do you have from him now?

>>19385007
>Eventually having to deal with nine nine-tails.
And so the shrine fell into the Elemental Plane of Fluff, and was never seen in our world again.

>>19385025
10
He has pretty good prices and he finishes his pictures in like, 2-3 days.
Also when you're given 3 really good options, how can you just get one?

>>19385035
>and was never seen in our world again
But what happens when the daughterus need to go to school?

>>19385048
Good thing there's plenty of wise/lewd kitsune with you to help teach them.

I have a non lewd of a lewd monster.
Praise the Liliraune

>>19385095
Retarded newfag

>>19384978
Introduce her to spats

>>19385136
>over 2000 years old virgin
>She finally finds a husband
>He makes he wear tight spats
She can never catch a break, can she?

>>19385136
>She mentions that her centuries of pent-up lust cannot be contained by mere fabric

>>19385095
Praise her indeed

>>19385147
Tsundere Ojou-samas are especially weak to the dick.
She knows exactly what she's doing doesn't she? She just wants anon to tear off her spats and rail her royal ass.

>>19385147
Husband is never going to catch a break.
She has 2000 years of various experiments that had to be put on the back burner due to the "requires a man" prerequisite.

>>19384707

Is this peak performance? I think it might be peak performance.

A wife commission was just finished.

>>19385227
Can't beat the pear.

>>19385204
She's more than aware of what she's doing. She knows all of the ways to get her husband to fuck her.

>>19385216
>She has half a library worth of "requires a man" experiments
>She's not stopping until she's done all of them with him
>And once that's done she needs to do the follow up experiments
Truly the grates and worst of fates.

>>19385250
That's the kind of stomach that you want to lick and see bulge up with your dick and then child

>>19385216
I want an OniTengu Lich.

>>19385250

eye love it

>>19385250
She's looking taller then usual.

>>19384956
how could i ever think of leaving

>>19385390
>Raika as well
D E S I S T

i wish i had more disposable income so i could get some shog shit

>>19385041
Did you recently get some from cowfee? There were two new Miia pics I’ve never seen before on the subreddit

>>19385531
Silly anon, monstergirls don't poop!

>>19385531
Learn to draw so you can save money and just make shog stuff yourself

>>19385531
Be happy there seems to be a guy throwing money around lately who seems to like Shogs.

>>19381988
Loli a shit

>>19385551
i lost my desire to pursue art 13 years ago and defacing my waifu with such trash art even from the heart is a crime

>>19385581
Git gud

>>19385559
i find joy in this

>>19385390
Kiss marks are top tier.

>>19385595
i don't have the money to reacquire the materials to resume that hobby

>>19385629
Are you so broke that you can't afford pencil and paper

>>19385538
How about you fuck off back to there

>>19385390
This dude should stop attracting chubby cuties or he'll soon end up in a perpetual cuddle pile.
Where the demon at though?

>>19385637
i need a drawing desk and a lot of other things that i'm gonna burn through getting better because i gotta be coloring too for that shading

Will oni date gaijin or are they jp only? Asking for a friend.

>>19385538
>And people said the Redditors in here were a myth
At least you outted yourself so you and your ilk can be told to fuck off.

>>19385666
>I need a drawing desk
>and a lot of other things
No you don't, Satan.

>>19385538
Some of those were from miiafag's evil twin on /d/.

>>19385686
i don't really have the space to doodle

>>19385700
>replying to it seriously

>>19385700
Even the one with the pregnancy test?

>>19385669
Go to a bar where they serve sake and they'll be happy to have you as a snack no matter if you're a filthy gaijin who can't even enjoy sake unless they feed it to you through a kiss

>>19385708
>>>/reddit/

>>19385705
I have a hard time believing there isn't a flat surface anywhere in your house.

>>19384086
Her thighs and hips could be thicker.

>>19385714
I want an oni to teach me jp words while we get drunk together

What is the perfect shape for a pair of breasts?

>>19385723
carpeted floor except for the kitchen and i have no tables

>>19384086
shit-tier art skill t b h

>>19385747
>i have no tables
Where do you put your monitor?

>>19385733
She's going to teach you lewd and romantic words first
Will you make her take responsibility after she makes you tell her "I love you"?

>>19385757
on a really small desk that has just enough top space for it to rest which has a flimsy keyboard drawer

>>19385390
Damn that Dark Elf is still best girl from the look of things.
I want to see that lipstick make descending marks of effort down my dick.

>>19385753
His skill is good, but the method he uses to make solid lines somehow makes everything hard to see.

>>19385772
Get some random flat object like a folder or anything, put the bottom on your legs, rest it against the desk. There, flat surface to draw on.

>>19385770
Absolutely, how do I make sure she does?

>>19385745
Monster girl breasts should look super soft and be affected by gravity, their shape can be anything as long as they respect these 2 rules.

>>19385804
Use the lewd words she taught you to get her to take you to her home where plenty of responsibility will be taken.
I hope you like beef onigiri with miso soup for breakfast, that's her secret cure to hangovers

>>19385850
I want my MGs with HUGE BREASTS!

>>19385745
>What is the perfect shape for a pair of breasts?
Barely visible bumps.

>>19385889
I am with you.

>>19385889
>>19385907
I have nothing against cow species with breasts that are way off the charts, but pic related is about the biggest I could enjoy and appreciate on a daily basis

>>19385893
Breasts that are in between A-cup and flat are the peak cuteness.

would you run?

>>19385928
I could go all the way up to Kloah tier.

>>19385928
I can go bigger.
Fairly bigger.

>>19385893
THIS

>>19385930
Well...As long as it has big tits.

>>19385971
she can be anything you want

>>19385745
Small beachballs. Just slightly deflated.

>>19385745
Heaping handful.

>>19385930
Abomination who make a conscious effort to maintain an attractive womanly form make the best wives.

>>19386086
this is a truth

>>19386034
Yep, this is a great size.

>>19386034
Pretty good balance all around. Maybe a tad perky for their size, well-proportioned, and enough to overflow from your hands.

Which is better for brown girls, dark nipples or pink ones?

>>19385745

I'm gonna be that guy and say it depends on the body. On an athletic build, I think this is ideal. Big, bouncy, but not comically so.

>>19386216
nobody knows yet.

>>19386233
I want to mating press that squirrel.

>>19386216
Dark looks awful and not cute, pink even for hellhounds.
However purple nipples, pussy and anus are super erotic and should be found on pale undead girls, and blue and purple girls.

>>19386233
Big and bouncy looks good on just about everything, though. In fact, the tighter girls are usually better at pulling off more modest sizes since there's so much else to present. Build does matter, of course, but I think height is also really important.

>>19383732
Shit taste,switching isn't a thing
You can only really ever be one

>>19386274
i want her to mating press me at top speed

>>19386309
Uh huh. Okay, anon.

>>19386323
Slut squirrel can't do that, anon!

>>19384347
>big spoon
Shittaste

>>19386324
It's probably just the guy butthurt that so many girls in mge are switches again.

Barb drew this silver dragon. Best thing i've got right now.

>>19386450
Her underwear looks retarded.

>>19386274
>>19386323
>>19386330

>>19386450
That silver skin is delicious, god I want to mating press that dragon.
>>19386464
Impractical clothing that only works in 2d is the best, I bet you hate bikini armor too.

>>19386464
>he can't identify dick straps
Hotdogging

>>19386479
>>19386481
It's dumb, just like that dragon

>>19386450
Barb needs to draw some sexy thick Trolls

>>19386487
t.Griffon with smaller hoard

>>19386403
There aren't that many switch mg's though
Most are just permanently one until you permanently change them to the other

>>19386330
Anon I NEED it

>>19386478
I'm gonna touch that tail no matter what

>>19386570
Hope you've been grinding AGI. Squirrels are fast.

>>19386504
Yep, it's him

>>19386496
Not him but griffons don’t hoard.
Your treasures don’t mean shit to them.

>>19386592
I will study them and attempt bait or traps

>>19386667
>Spend weeks learning about rata habits and practicing traps
>Finally catch that fucking squirrel
>"Oh no! Breaking news, local reporter caught by crazed man, shivers in fear of being raped long and hard by his fat <3 cock!"
>You approach menacingly and... Touch fluffy tail
>"Wha--huh? W-w-what are you doing!"
>You molest her fluff to your heart's content, getting her more and more flustered
>When you finally release her, she drops to ground instead of running away, confused and horny as hell
>"Mysterious fluff rapist on the loose, soft-tails be warned" is what the next day's headline reads

>>19386641
Thought so, ignore at all costs.

>>19386464
It looks hot as fuck.

>>19386487
Dragons aren't dumb anon, they are the sexiest and one of the smartest monsters around.

>>19385147
She has to behave like a proper noble lady!

>>19386727
Didn't realize your cave had internet access dragon-kun

>>19386747
With the average size of a dragon's hoard, they can easily pay to get a fiber optic line built directly to their cave.

>>19386708
Fluffy beware

>>19386747
It's true though, Dragons are just the best monsters around with a combination of everythign that's great.

>>19386789
I want to tickle a sleeping dragon.

>>19386853
You better not!

>>19386857
Why not?

>>19386853
rip your house when she can't control her fire.

>>19386216
Dark nipples for dark skin.
Pale skin should have pink nipples.
Dark nipples on pale skin is ugly and gross.
Pink nipples on dark skin is just illogical.

>>19386879
Do wocks breathe fire?

>>19386901
Probably lust breath.

>>19386912
Yep. I'd say it's pink aphrodisiac gas.

The Dragonia book says she can use this flame to cook too. A demon realm scorpion cooked by a Wock will have a crunchy shell and sweet, juicy meat.

>>19386641
>no argument
Thought so

>>19386955
Sounds tasty.

What happens when you pressure wash your Automaton?

>>19386978
According to that book there are countless variations of that scorpion fry as the taste and texture depends on whose flame cooked it.

>>19386992
She can take it I think. Automata are only weak to electricity.

>>19386992
Speaking of automatons, they can be quite dense at times.

>>19387041

>>19384302
I'm doing an amazon story right now.

>>19387065
Is it penis-inspection day already?