/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>1934320
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=42JYG2LC

Helter Skelter isn't on the tracklist if that's what you were looking for.

IS THIS PORN?

Hello again.

>>1936432
Her face disturbs me.

Is it from this week's Yorosen! or thereabouts?
The show is starting to get lamer and lamer by the day, I wonder when it'll ever pick up again.

>I wonder when it'll ever pick up again.

>pick up again
>H!P related television show

snickeringfutureJAVgirl.jpg

Shit. What happened to that last thread. Deleted by mods ?

the girls in here always too old

>>1936769

You're right. At least there's still AKBingo to keep me entertained with its regular idol antics.

why are you so ageist?

>>1936482
Dunno but I'll make sure to have some fun here.

>>1936432
Mommy why is there a mentally retarded girl on television ? She tries so hard to be cute and doesn't afraid of being ridiculed on /jp/.

>>1936818
Hey little girl. See those fangs she has. She's fucking Ms. Dracula. GET IN THE CAR !!!

>>1936432
What I heard:
"Uguu~" "Arf arf arf"
"Auuuu~" "Woof woof"
"Aooooo~" "Grrrrrr"
"UuuUuu" "GrrrrWolrfWolrf"

>1934812
>That's still a better subject than tuna.
I beg to differ. I learned some uninteresting facts about tuna, got to see some of the girls eating, and most importantly, Eri having those priceless reactions (not directly related to tuna, but near).
I'm sure you'd agree that it's much better than looking at some puppies on a TV screen, having Aika trying to be cute (that's Sayu's job) and Risa saying "Hey, knock it off". Even Jun seems unamused by it, as she was more interested on what was happening on her left or Koharu's face (Thursday episode) .

>it appears the mod/janitor has only been deleting threads with Ayaya as the OP image
I think the threads are deleted on troll concentration basis. Last thread I used Sayu and it got deleted too, right? Or is it because our favorite banned attention whore posted there and the janitor thinks that it's a pseudo CP thread?

Cool ! Let's invite him to have some real bankers here instead of some puppy-fagging-aidsoru-cool-teacher.
Oh investment banker-san, anta doko deskar ~?

>>1936769
this was funny
>>1936922
mere presence of Reinya is my guess
>>1936446
thank you!

>>1937091
Holy shit. Who is this hot wholesome thing !?
I'd invite this into /jp/'s humble home anytime rather than those skinny horrible aidsoru.

>>1937091
ok new theory on Rika's bust size
she's using push up bra's one size too small

>>1937105
Rika Ishikawa

>>1937107
Shove your theory up your ass and stop pretending to be an idoruaids.
Moar of this hot lady ! /jp/ loves big and small ones !

>>1937121
>! /jp/ loves big and small ones !
troll harder

>>1937116
fap fap fap. m-moar ?

>>1937117
GTFO you underage shit. Rika is superior.
inb4 rika hijack. i mean it >:(

>>1937107
Well someone had to do it after Gocchin left and it would have to be Rika or that other girl that was in Biyuden, Okada.

>>1937138
>>1937117
Ohohohoh. You're so in and cool just because you dye your strands of straw on your baldy head. Stop ruining a perfect rika image streak. m-moar or rika !

>>1937133
> teeeeets.jpg
come on now
>Well someone had to do it after Gocchin left
Maki had multiple plastic surgeries, I'm not ready to say Rika got a boob job because pictures can be misleading

kinda getting sick of Ogawa camera whoring
you're not getting back into MM

>>1937149
Whatever. As if your worthless idoruaids are smart from the chin down. Oh wait, they're not even smart from the chin up. Grow some boobs and hips before coming to /jp/.

>>1937147
butthurt detected. is obvious.
posting shitty idols after someone posts wholesome chick photos. lol.

>>1937149
>Maki had multiple plastic surgeries
I won't believe this until I see some real proof. "Boobs got bigger!" isn't enough for me and I still think that it's sort of impossible for idols to get major surgery like that to get, major risks and shit to get what? + half a cup size?

Anyway, I was talking more about the pushed up tits, crawling around on stage and shit like that. But now that I think of it Rika was more about the stage crawling and legspreading than Goto was. Hmm...

>>1937166
>Grow some boobs and hips before coming to /jp/
hmm wondering where this troll spawned from

>>1937178
you fed him, remember ?

>>1937184
maki troll is a lil amusing

>>1937131
It's truth. Here's our favorite small breasted one, rika-sama. :3

>>1937199
what happened to that rika ishikawa image dump ?
we can't let this little rika invade just like that !!

Morning Musume - Naichau Kamo (Subtitled)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTPoELyMFl8

>>1937216
your low power levels are embarrassing to /jp/.
try without subtitles.

>>1937206
we're too busy listening to Tsunku mangle the beatles catalog

>Maki had multiple plastic surgeries
there is no way they had time to do such things with the schedules they had at the time.

>>1937161
at least it's not mari screwing up the picture.

For Aika wota
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C36qD4U3F5w

procedure with time scale using current technology: http://www.mya.co.uk/cosmetic-surgery/breast-enlargement/procedure.php

Wonderful Hearts 2009 Winter 09/01/18 Osaka Day
http://www.sendspace.com/file/p0x8ye

>>1937226
Ok ! have some Nipaa~ instead.
Let the loli highness reign supreme here ! :3

Nipaaa!

>>1937224
Are you rude Korean or Chinese? lol

>>>1937262
I wan my burger an i want it now ! How am I supposed to- blah blah blah. :3

Nipaa~ nipa. nipa?

>>1937270
sage for pretentious neko mimi mode chicks.
Look who's talking now.

Konno Asami OPV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSLHfVlNak&fmt=18

classic Nipaaa~

>>1937273
not.

>>1937291
"Grunnur"

>>1937291
Yeah whatever yadda yadda yadda.
Everyone's pretending to be underage posters on 4chan anyway.
Say, I can picture idolfags as 40 year olds dressing up as sailor moon chicks, coz it fits their image. Lulz.

rika's best friend hanyuu

気違いのかまってちゃんは、このスレから出て行け！

>>1937324
CHING CHONG NIP NONG NONG

>>1937244
I cried more than Aika

>>1937226
>mangle

Wouldn't mind hearing more though...particularly Rubber Soul and up.

>>1937277
She was making a lot of weird fish motions with her lips so I guess it worked.

you're back guise !
here's a more elegant rika with hanyuu
nipaa~

>>1937277
wow almost missed that amongst the faggotry
thanks

>>1937361
FFFFFFFF- you made me horny for that Rika copypasta, someone post it nao !

>>1937382
Wow. Pot calling the kettle black. How fascinating.

>Tomorrow, Monthly Kago Ai’s contents will be in Playboy and Flash
hmm

Passerby. You idolfags and dedicated trolls should get a hotel room. Don't be shy, balls touching balls happens a lot more often than you imagined it to be.

>>1937409
Oh you

curly haired. nipaa~

So what school do you think she'll go to?
I think she is a big fan of NY so maybe NYU ?

>>1937439
I really hope her dreams of studying abroad, and so on won't be crushed by the reality of America.

>>1937439
ganguro girls school.

>>1937445
UCLA?

>>1937444
>>I really hope her dreams of studying abroad, and so on won't be crushed by the reality of America.
oh think I can cook up something fun for a faggot reply like that.
i'll be barck !

>>1937439
A community college in NY.

Happy 24th birthday Charmi !

>>1937464

Charmy is superior

>>1937471
oops. supposed to be meant for rikafag.

>>1937439
That girl didn't even receive a proper secondary education. I'll be laughing my ass off is she's attempting to graduate from university.

>>1937491

gnugnugnulove

>>1937488
yea she was retarded in that baka girl competition
can't imagine she has progressed since but im glad she is seeking knowledge

>>1937497
real fisting.

>>1937518
Wow. That's what I call a real brofist.
Not the previous two sissy fagfists.

fuck yeah
charmy-thread

>>1937511
>seeking attention
Fix'd.
If she really did want to educate herself she wouldn't be advertising it. Maybe mention it casually on TV or on her blog, like Mari.

>>1937522
M-Moar ! I see another hot wholesome chick !

>>1937529
Wait, Mari is going back to school? For what?

Smash obaasan said I should post this here.

>>1937537
Not going back to school but reading books and such.

>>1937546
That's one hot milf. Nice titties+face.

no. rika has supremacy over this thread. nipaa~

I am captain planet !

>>1937577
...
you're supposed to be here >>1935704

>>1937584
Sorry kids. Off I go then !

>>1936922
>Eri having those priceless reactions
Well if you want to count those, than yeah, Eri's classes were infinitely superior (as she is much cuter than any puppy I've ever seen).

>I think the threads are deleted on troll concentration basis.
I'm now starting to think they just like deleting them at random simply to fuck with us.

>>1937546
Disregard that. You should die.

>>1937577
Fuck. I haven't seen you in years.

>>1937529
although you are probably right I still think if she
is serious about studying in the U.S. she could advertise for it
I am impressed with her comeback
seems that slashed wrist interview was so long ago now

Ahhh, I remember the good olde days (a few weeks ago) when we had some janitor that was actually on our side.

>>1937593
Are you smash ?
You are not authorized to smash me
only smash obaasan can smash me
and by smash I mean

Tsunku's wife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dCHw3C_6Es

nipaa~

>>1937577
LULZ SO RANDUM

>>1937603
actually i think he is doing a fine job today

>>1937603
>beautyandthecutter.jpg
lol

>>1937606
What's with the skin color on the upper photo ?
Looks obviously shopped.

captain planet !!!! oh !!!!

>>1937631
FFFFFF- go have your orgasm elsewhere.
There are underage idols and underage obsessive fans here. Ja ?

>>1937603
I'm not sure why he stopped. I got banned in the early days just for trolling these threads and nowadays it's 85% troll posts and no one seems to be doing jack shit.

>siliconandthecutter.jpg
Fixed that for you.

>>1937626
That photo does look kinda weird, that dark outline on her right arm in particular (though that could just be sharpening artifacts).

>>1937637
thanks for your early troll reference point

rika and family. nipaa~

>>1937644
get your mouth back here where it belongs.
oh yeaahhh !! shit's so cash !!!
I thought your body was shit, but you need work on your head giving skills too. Srsly.

AVs are the best things to happen to idols.

>>1937592
>>Eri having those priceless reactions
>Well if you want to count those

What else is there to watch the show for, really?

A helpful guide as to what belongs here and what does not.

Touhou, visual novels and figures obviously belong here since they are the reason this board was created.

All DOJIN games belong here. Games that are mainstream (being released for a current console) or have a large following outside /jp/ (such as Cave story) belong in /v/.

Other dojinshi threads are okay for the most part.

Idol threads do not belong here at all; instead, they go in /s/ and possibly /mu/.

Doll and kig threads have a loyal following and are strongly /jp/ related; not only do they belong here, but a few more threads wouldn't hurt.

Threads actually about the location of Japan belong in /trv/.

Threads asking about the Japanese language belong in the text board /lang/.

>>1937664
Your post means absolutely nothing.

>>1937664
>Doll and kig threads have a loyal following and are strongly /jp/ related

If you weren't a faggot and didn't enjoy that kind of shit you'd say that it belongs in /toy/. Take your biased opinion elsewhere.

>>1937676
Isn't it obvious that it means your thread is close to 85% more shittier ? Yours included.

>>1937637
>siliconandthecutter.jpg
You are a shining example of someone that needs to be beaten with a piece of heavy mining equipment and be left bleeding in the moonlight.

Anyway, yeah that janitor was pretty good up until all this bullshit started. Cleaning our threads from all 2d posts and whatnot. Good times.

>Doll and kig threads have a loyal following and are strongly /jp/ related; not only do they belong here, but a few more threads wouldn't hurt.

>>1937664
>BAAAAAAAAW BAAAAAW
Translated for the masses.

>>1937664
What some elitist Anons actually believe


>/jp/ - Japan/General

>1. All things Japanese welcome!

What the reality is.

>>1937707
>gotowillshowyouonline.jpg
I'm always happy to see my picture pop up here
what were you saying about blood in the moonlight?

>>1937722
>>1937720
So sweeeeeet, so easily trolled.
There's a reason I fucking love these underage fags.

>>1937722
>>I refuse to leave this place even though I'm being assraped. The rules will protect us nooooooooo noooot aieeeeeeee in arggggh theeee butt MOMMY !!!

>>1937722

Idols are ugly as sin and make terrible music.

They belong in neither /s/ nor /mu/. Go back to jpopsuki or whatever cesspool spawns this userbase.

>>1937707
>You are a shining example of someone that needs to be beaten with a piece of heavy mining equipment and be left bleeding in the moonlight.

Oh? Death threat? That'd make you the original Gocchinfag, right? The only reason I usually make fun of Maki is to hear one of those.

Our good times will return. Just gotta wait.

>>1937727
.....where's my goddamn "LOL I TROL U xD" pic with the kid sitting there infront of his computer pointing and shit?

Meh, this'll do.

>>1937654
>What else is there to watch the show for, really?
No idea.


-Last Rika image from FLASH.

>>1937707
>>Anyway, yeah that janitor was pretty good up until
>>yeah that janitor was pretty good up until
proof that the idolfags lot are pretty much momma's boys.

When will I meet him again. nipaa~

Hey UFA, where is my 8th Gen PB you faggots!?

>>1937744
no u. lulz. can you keep up with me on this endless madness of lolzitrulu loop ?
I bet you can't. *snickers*

>>1937747
Come on. No one likes to have a bunch of wild animals come into your house making strange noises, drooling and shitting on the carpet leaving you with the goddamn dry cleaning bill.

>>1937727
I love oldfags who troll underagefags. fag you fag this fag that.

>>1937757
and little did aidorufag chans know that anon had bigger plans in mind. trolling was just his little amusement. it was to be anticipated the aidorufaggies couldn't withstand the vile troll's taunts. he slept soundly tonight.

>>1937743
>Oh? Death threat? That'd make you the original Gocchinfag, right?
I guess that would be me, yeah.

>I usually make fun of Maki
Stop that.
And I hope that things go back to normal soon, I'm guessing they will once the trolls lose intrest.

>>1937592
>if you want to count those,
I know you were talking about the subject and not the program per se. But I'm sure that most, if not all, of the viewers are certainly not watching this crappy 4 minute segments because they want to learn about tuna or puppies.

If they put Eri on TV scamming people into a pyramid scheme, I'd watch it too.

Oh and by the way, you do know where you have to buy your suits when you're in Japan, right?

>>1937764
I love angry Aya faces, got any more?

>>1937774
>aidorufaggies

It's beginning to become less insulting and more sad.

>>1937780
Trolls will only lose interest when people like you stop feeding them.

>>1937783
That's Miki.

>>1937753
you called ? imma gonna work my magik.

WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO
WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO
WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO
WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO WOLOLO

>>1937783
Troll or the new fan that I really like hangs around these threads?

If it's the latter:
>Aya
I got news for you.

>>1937780
Maki wota would be ok if he wasn't
an AKb turncoat I hope I'm wrong

>>1937795
actually i've been here a long time
I just really like it when she gets angry
its adorable

>>1937796
Are you asking if I'm an AKB fan? I've never even heard any of their songs. Everything I've seen about them has been in these threads.
They do have that one girl that can look good at times though.

>>1937795
>mikitty.jpg
I smirked.

>>1937795
Even tortoise-san is more superior at rage reaction.
Useless idol is useless.

>>1937785
I don't think that'll ever happen. No one ever heeds the warnings that I post. It's not that hard to think before you hit the Submit button.

>>1937793
Nigra is sad at brother's faggotry. Sumimasen deshita.

>>1937810
Oh my bad. I thought you were that "Dammit I've almost learned to put their names to their faces. However, I still mix up Takahashi and Mikitty at times" guy.

What happened to him? I liked him.

>>1937830
don't post links to 2ch , they will ban foreign ips

I HEARD WILD ANIMALS WERE SPOTTED HERE
IZ IT TRUTH ? IMMA FLYING OVER NAO !

>>1937839
he burned in a fire while a crowd watched

>>1937842
I giggled.

These trolls have made me sad :(
I'm leaving and never returning again.

>>1937846
BRO, AIMU FWAIYING OSHER ZER TWOOOOOO

>>1937839

That'd be me. I'm still here lurking.

>>1937866
Good man. Has your powerlevel increased noticeably? I can't imagine getting much information in these past few weeks.

>>1937864
REPORTING IN BROTHERS

Happy Birthday, Rika!

>>1937876
GTFO YOU'RE A DRAGON NOT AN ANIMAL !!!
MYTH DOESN'T MIX WITH REAL LIVE CREATURES !!!

>>1937782
>If they put Eri on TV scamming people into a pyramid scheme, I'd watch it too.
That'd be some great television.

>you do know where you have to buy your suits when you're in Japan, right?
Of course! But only if they make custom suits.

>>1937839
she has beautiful feet.

and so the thread started with puppies and ended with wolves. it was an awesome thread. but anon still doesn't know why there were so much unhappiness in this thread when he tried to appease the posters and get them back to canines. and he would be lying if he doesn't know why. for he has larger plans in mind, waiting to be realized in full glory.

>>1937894
What?

>>1937894
delusions of grandeur
he actually believes that people care about his actions

>>1937903
>>1937899

Just ignore him.

>>1937927
They will if you were perhaps their leader ?
Anon works collectively. Anon has no leader. Therefore anon will prevail in banishing the defiled masses known as idulldedicatedfans.

anyone care to talk about Q.E.D. episode 2

>>1937993
I've been putting off watching it for a bit. Is it really that good? Other than Lovely being in it.

>>1938003
you must not have been around recently

>>1937993
Wanna talk about how can you kill people with a capacitor?

>>1938029
no but a healthy dose of efficient janitor work has significantly increased the longevity of this current thread

>>1938058
Well what do ya know? The report button really does work.

>>1938058
Looks like the report button really does work.

>>1938058
Well, you asked if anyone wanted to talk about QED....

Good shit.

>>1938081
ahh now i see what u did there
obviously not knowing the contents of episode 2 I was unable to pick up on the reference
so its a darker themed episode
worth watching ?

>>1938029
It's best not to dwell on it.

>>1938096
>worth watching ?
It has it's moments, usually not related to the plot but they're there.

I still have a feeling the series is going to end prematurely

>>1938096
If I were objective, I wouldn't watch it again.
The plot is horrible. Did you watch the first episode? Remember that he solved the whole mystery based on Ai-chan's hankerchief? Yeah, right.
And now in the second episode the laws of physics are bent to fit some mythological tale and the killing method was based on too many uncontrollable variables.

> worth watching ?
Ai-chan is one of the main characters so it's automatically worth watching. Ai-chan in a dress, look!

>>1938148
>It's best not to dwell on it.
I like reading detective fiction so it pains me when they butcher the genre with such shit plots.
And the manga has 30 volumes? Good lord, I hope it's not as retarded as the drama.

>>1938244
ur face will end prematurely... in a fire.

>>1937537
attention whore school.

>>1937439
my money is on some unknown community college, so she can continue her fade into obscurity and moar fails.

>my money is on some unknown community college, so she can continue her fade into obscurity and moar fails.

it'll probably be some room filled with niggers. i saw something similar on nhk about brazilians trying to pass high school entrance exams by going to tutorial classes in rooms above noodle bars etc.

>>1938324
I unfortunately agree. The drama is not so good as is, but it would be absolutely horrible in my eyes if Aichan were not in it....

>>1938324
I unfortunately agree. The drama is not so good as is, but it would be absolutely horrible if Aichan were not in it.

...and that is only because I am a massive Aichan-fan.

>>1938324
Constructive criticism or negative campaign?

so.... I've been banned for a while because I posted one post in the h!p kids thread. It was only a very tasteful pic of erika, who isn't even "loli", btw....

I'm guessing discussion about BK and c-ute is banned now (for whatever reason)?

Sorry for being slightly off-topic

>>1937875

Somewhat, I can recognize them all easily now. If that's supposed to be a good thing....

>>1938324
totally agree with you on episode 1
>it pains me when they butcher the genre with such shit plots
i just don't understand how they can't adapt tan acceptable form for television
>Ai-chan in a dress, look!
i'm looking the hell out of it
>so.... I've been banned for a while because I posted one post in the h!p kids thread
what was your appeal defense ?

>>1938595
it's hard to pull anything positive out of that episode 1, i much prefer constructive criticism than fanboy banter

>>1938721
I'm not 100% sure, but you can create a thread and see what comes from it. I don't expect anything pleasant, though...

>>1938798
>what was your appeal defense ?

Well, the ban said:
"posting in a loli thread. Fuck off."
so I'm assuming everyone who posted in the h!p kids threads were banned?

I tried to appeal that I only posted once in a h!p kids thread, and with a pic of someone who isn't even "loli" (it was erika umeda in a white t-shirt and blue shorts for a magazine shoot), and the reply I got back was "Appeal denied. FUCK OFF."

I don't really care that I was banned, I just want to know if h!p kids discussion or pics are banned on /jp/ now.
If Erika is bannable (17 yrs old), shouldn't any pics of Aika and Koharu be too, then? O_o

>>1938840
>"posting in a loli thread. Fuck off."
so I'm assuming everyone who posted in the h!p kids threads were banned?

Same here. I got lifted within 10 minutes, though.

is it just my connection, or are both toromoni and the 2ch wota server both down?

>>1938840
>O_o
You really need to fuck off.

>>1938324
>the laws of physics are bent to fit some mythological tale
At least it can't get much worse than that... can it?

>Ai-chan in a dress, look!
That scene in front of the mirror was pure fan service, nothing more.

>>1938840
>I just want to know if h!p kids discussion or pics are banned on /jp/ now.
Yeah they are.

oh boy. It looks like you idolfags are behaving more like momma's boys. :3

>>1939125
Proof that idolfags are behaving more and more like trolls. While being unaware of it.

>>1939336
we love our mommies

>>1939351
I bet you do. Her... i mean janitor's cock sure tastes horrid after a while doesn't it, stop covering your mouth like that, we know it's filled with cum. :3

>>1939379
swallow
or it's going in your eye.

Great. It's troll invasion time again

>>1939403
As long as we ignore and report them they'll clear out again.

>>1939240
>At least it can't get much worse than that... can it?
>can't get much worse
I thought the same with Haromoni@ when MouTube was the bottom limit of "entertaining".

They can cancel it for low ratings. And that would mean no more Ai-chan in interesting outfits.

>>1939403
>>1939418
4chan. ignore. i am amused.

>>1939419
>no more Ai-chan in interesting outfits
the one benefit of a cancelled Q.E.D. would be the questioning of her graduation, i think if it tanks it may buy another year in Musume

>>1939419
>>1939439
Sure is entertaining. They look like tramps. :3

>>1939419
Canceling a show mid-season is very drastic, so assuming it's scheduled to run for one, there's nothing to fear.

>>1939445
scratch that. fashion disasters.

>>I am cool teacher
>>I am cool teacher
What's with the horrid engrish these days ?

>>1939463
>>Eye am cool teacher
fixed

>>1939484
C-Cirno ?

b-

>>1939463
these days?
welcome to japan noob.

brace

f-

>>1939549
Eye is distracted by hot boobie chick !

>>1939547
kawaii

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

for

i-

im-

impa-

stop making me laugh so much

impact

Next thread
>>1939594

Baka gaijin...

I have not forgotten you previous thread-san.
past lives should be remembered fondly. cool teacher taught me that.

cool teacher ! cool teacher !
can you teach me about fitting into a community ?
lika 4chan board everyone's talking about, for e.g.