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Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 03:14:44 No.19367589 [Reply] [Original]

Glory to Yukari, wonderful and benevolent protector of Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 03:41:14 No.19367668 Super cool dress yukari

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 03:52:43 No.19367710 i love creepy, eldritch yukari

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 05:38:26 No.19367995 File: 663 KB, 800x912, Yakumo.Yukari.full.1948767.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367589 Do you think she would let me, a lowly human, have intercourse with her? How high does my charisma stat have to be?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 07:00:32 No.19368262 >>19367589 >>19367710 I want to be kidnapped by this Yukari when I'm walking alone at night

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 08:39:14 No.19368763 File: 76 KB, 1373x868, C3A512DA-A57D-401E-9AC0-1FFD04364373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19368262 Like this?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 10:23:11 No.19369350 File: 32 KB, 524x524, Yog-Sothoth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to start a cult of Yukari!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 11:42:17 No.19370004 >>19367995 Pretty high, but your other stats need to be good too Don't dump INT

>>	Anonymous Fri, Jul 6, 2018 12:10:47 No.19370254 File: 114 KB, 550x800, 1524243037136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19368262 Can't nobody stop the yukari train, baby, gap youkai takes what she wants! Yukari a warrior.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 7, 2018 03:43:18 No.19375223 File: 723 KB, 700x700, zC3mz0k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Helping maidens get their heads straight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 7, 2018 03:54:23 No.19375252 File: 293 KB, 640x640, 2951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HELP! I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

>>	Anonymous Sat, Jul 7, 2018 20:21:55 No.19380417 >>19368763 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 05:52:56 No.19382857 Death to Yukari. Evil and malicious enemy of humanity!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 20:01:59 No.19387641 >>19367589 Do you think she'd spare your life if you showered her in flattery?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 20:19:09 No.19387733 File: 748 KB, 806x1169, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_drawn_by_loalo__aafbcbd9ef4f082c8cbdd7c68788e969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19367589 That outfit should be canon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 20:20:18 No.19387739 >>19387641 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 20:45:09 No.19387852 >>19387641 Flattery is ingenuine and usually only used to get something out of someone She'd probably be more interested in negotiation regarding what you'd give to her in exchange for being spared

Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 21:12:12 No.19388038
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>>19387852
What if you were to offer your dick? Would she care, or need a bit more stake on the table?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 21:15:00 No.19388059 If you're useful she will spare your life. In WaHH Kasen just figured Yukari would kill Sumireko for the whole humaning away thing. But Yukari was willing to steal a bunch of dreams to make dummies to offset the effect instead.

Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 21:37:01 No.19388192

>>19388038
She's both a supernatural being, and can manipulate her appearance through creative magic
Odds are she's made herself 12/10 angellically beautiful and could have anyone she wanted
You'd have to get her interested in you as a person, since that's the only thing that wouldn't come free for her

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 21:41:14 No.19388209 >>19388192 How would I do that? I need to know before I get gensokyo'd.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 21:53:01 No.19388265 File: 142 KB, 600x898, 1527359241675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19388192 I'd happily be her sextoy, to be used however she sees fit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 22:02:31 No.19388305 >>19388209 General self improvement and education Become /fit/ Become /lit/ Become /sci/

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 22:10:31 No.19388336 >>19388305 >fit >lit >sci Well shit, it was nice knowing you. mathfags tend to be self-centered assholes anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun, Jul 8, 2018 22:42:53 No.19388507 >>19388336 Only pure meth, And she has had over a millennium to become more diplomatic

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 04:10:57 No.19389639 >>19388192 You should try to become her friend though, not her lover. As her lover, you'll only survive until she gets bored of you. But as your friend, she might actually want to keep you around longer than a month or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 04:13:01 No.19389641 >>19389639 How long would i survive as her tampon?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 04:18:01 No.19389656 >>19389641 One day.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 04:18:55 No.19389660 >>19389656 Nooo i want to stay inside Yukari longer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 04:19:02 No.19389661 >>19388265 Even eating you?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 07:33:50 No.19390174 >>19389661 yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 08:07:33 No.19390267 >>19389661 No

>>	Anonymous Mon, Jul 9, 2018 08:11:45 No.19390279 >>19390174 You're stupid. >>19390267 You're alright.

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