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Gyarus are for pure love: Discuss.

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>> No.19342952

Maids are olev

>> No.19342961

What happens if you insult a nacho back?

>> No.19342964

>>19342961
>{ANGRY LOLI NOISES]

>> No.19342970

>>19342961
She'd bite you and insult you some more. This makes you want to shut her with your dick.

Eventually you'll become a spider.

>> No.19342976

>>19342970
shut her up*

>> No.19342978

>>19342961
>>19342964
>>19342970
Instead of a marriage proposal, atlach-nachos give prospective husbands a mixtape containing diss tracks directed against them.

>> No.19342997

A man isnt a man until he goes into a forest and comes out married

>> No.19343003

>>19342970
What if I learn to speak while I'm a spider so I can insult her while she's too full to talk back?

>> No.19343008

>>19342997
Wilderness survival would be crazy in MGE.

>> No.19343016

>>19342978
I can only imagine the whitest rap ever.

>> No.19343022

>>19342978
>>19343016
>yfw she calls you a nigger

>> No.19343029

>>19343008
What about that British book that has awnsers to nearly everything survival wise?

>> No.19343030

>>19343003
Nothing says you can't speak while transformed for any of the chaos species.

>> No.19343035
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19343035

I got my most recent Miia commission from Ramen. His illustration level of commissions is always amazing, he's always great at making a nice scene instead of just some character art.

I still have to decide what i want to get for the chibi art that it comes with.

>> No.19343037

>>19343016
J-rap is actually pretty good. I was thinking less Vanilla Ice and more Hime.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ugmESp8KGZg

>> No.19343044

>>19343030
Morphology implies you can't, but that's really beside the point of the question.

>> No.19343051

>>19343029
Scouting for boys?

>> No.19343060

>>19343044
You can transform back and forth from a human into a giant magical Lovecraftian spider with a tentacle rape sac on your chin, why are you bringing physical anatomy into this?

>> No.19343077

>>19343035
Ramen does great work and that's no exception, miia looks fantastic there.
>>19343037
There's some good 2hu rap out there and as shit as Bleach was the ost was god tier.

>> No.19343086

>>19342940
Which MGs can be a pure gyaru?

>> No.19343090

>>19343060
Would a Nacho pet someone in spider-form?

>> No.19343098

>>19343051
Boy scouts?
The mortal enemys of sabbath scouts?

>> No.19343113

can we agree that favorite Sabbath song is Aqualang?

>> No.19343119

>>19342940
I want my cuddlecat to try out a Gyaru style just so I can call her cute and tell her she looks like she's gonna pop her top

>> No.19343126

>>19343113
No

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9Vt02hvkI

>> No.19343129

>>19343037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRSwuki0ss

>> No.19343133

>>19342978
Redhead Nacho with double braids when?

>> No.19343137

>>19343126
i knew that will surface but its too oblivious my dude

>> No.19343138

>>19343098
They should good along great. It's that Big Brothers/Big Sisters group they have to worry about.

>>19343060
I really wasn't.

>> No.19343154

>>19343133
Ew.

>> No.19343160

>>19343133
Profile Nacho is best.

>> No.19343161

>>19343098
No so much boy scouts
Scouting for boys is a book about being an upstanding british guy
It has notes on preventing suicide to stopping wild hoses.

>> No.19343174

>>19343133
I'd prefer a red head nacho with twintails and a monster parts to match with a black/red pattern.
Twintails are perfect for tsunderes because it allows you to face fuck them with ease and shut them up.

>> No.19343197

>>19343119
>That spoiler
That was her intent.

>> No.19343203

>>19343174
Rise style twintails are the best.

>> No.19343220

>>19343197
Well, she should be well aware at the size of her bust.
She's already meaty and the Mammy bammy only continued to bump it up.
Why, I could probably see the areola without that much effort.

>> No.19343248

>Just came to the realisation that if MG's ever became a real thing, combined with the internet I'd spend even more time as a recluse
I can only imagine all the asmr fetish channels that pop up for basically every type of fetish you can imagine.

Good thing MGs have a habit of breaking and being entered.

>> No.19343270

>>19343248
Maybe you could enjoy the outside with your wife?
Like cafes and dates

>> No.19343280
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>>19342940
>tfw no gyaru p'orc who smells faintly of bacon

>> No.19343282

>>19343248
>I'd spend even more time as a recluse
me too, because I don't want to be caught by one

>> No.19343296

>>19343203
All twintails are the best twintails.

>> No.19343304

>>19343220
Oh she knows. She even adjusted her clothes to show off as much of her areolas as possible without showing her inverted nipples.

>> No.19343312

>>19343304
Such a nice, lewd cat.
I may need to give her ears a scratch and check to see if she's wearing panties under that skirt

>> No.19343314

>>19343296
I like some twintails more than others is all.

>> No.19343329

>>19343312
She is but it's basically a tiny patch connected to a string that perfectly frames her soft jiggly ass and just barely covers up her lewd holes.
Make sure to grope her so she purrs.

>> No.19343344

>>19343329
Oh, I would, although Jinko-san may get annoyed that the cheshire is 'dressing down' like that.

>> No.19343356

>>19343344
Won't she be in for a surprise when it turns out that Cheshire hid all her normal clothes and replaced all of them with slingshot bikinis.

>> No.19343380

>>19343356
JInko-san is a hard working, well built professional!
She'll be quite displeased at this change of events, meaning she's either going to work in a slingshot bikini or rooting cheshire down and having me use that big fat cuddlecat till she spills the beans

>> No.19343382

>>19343160
Profile Nacho's design is top tier. Transformation is still absolute shit though.

>> No.19343390

>>19343248
>Small youtube ASMR channel operated by an Arachne
>Each episode end with a clip of her inviting any human boy to her lair if he wants some more "private" ASMR
You'd give up and visit one or fall the "Hot Succubus near you!" ads that'd cover every website

>> No.19343432
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What would Sabbath owned beach resorts be like?

>> No.19343440
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>>19343432
>you must be this flat to enter

>> No.19343452

>>19343248
>MGs become real
>Twitch gets filled with horny MGs throwing money at male streamers
>Decide to jump on the MG cash carousel
>Setup my own stream
>MGs throw money at me
>Cheshire being a cheshire gets a bright idea in her head
>Gets a hold of my personal info
>Posts my address into the chat over and over again, bypassing bans and mutes
>Next day steam I end up getting assaulted by a bunch of single MGs who watch my stream

>> No.19343458

>>19343380
Won't she feel silly when she remembers that she's on break for a week and so held her step-sister's legs behind her head while you fucked her ass until your balls were dry for nothing.

>> No.19343479

>>19343458
Probably, although she may just dig into her secret 'day off' stash to get me going with her while the cheshire is left bloated and ahegoing in the living room.

>> No.19343504

The summer makes me wish for a Yuki-onna oneesan.

>> No.19343511

>>19343504
All the meat, none of the heat.

>> No.19343512

>>19343504
The summer makes me wish I could be more productive.

>> No.19343521

>>19343390
>Be a human living in MGC.
>During a youtube binge you stumble onto an ASMR channel called "InMyWeb" with some absolutely amazing Arachne ASMR offering for viewers to come to her lair.
>No subscribers. Barely any views. No likes or dislikes.
>You figure, why not and follow the instructions.
>When you get there instead of a dominatrix you get a sweater wearing titty monster with librarian glasses who gets flustered when you tell her why you're there.
>You almost back out after she takes you to her kitchen to at least make you a meal, but then she accidentally chugs down one of the energy drinks she uses to give herself confidence for her channel instead of a water.
>Suddenly she's flirty, breathing heavily and once her top comes off you see she's wearing a leather fetish bra that barely holds back her tits.
>It's too late to get to the door and get away, but you're gonna have a good time with your new girlfriend.

>>19343452
Just imagine stumbling back to the chair after getting gangbanged by about twelve or so NEET monstergirls only to find a message from Twitch offering you a sponsorship deal from TanukiSoft to stream games with all your new wives.

>> No.19343535

>>19343479
Well she's in the perfect clothes for you to take advantage of those big firm tits of hers.

>> No.19343542

>>19343535
That she is.
Long, slow paizuri may ensue.
She doesn't let it show but she's quite proud of her large breasts

>> No.19343554

>>19343432
>Breasts bigger than B cup are absolutely forbidden
>Tons of hidden places for couples to have fun at their discretion
>Plenty of swimsuits would be offered to lolis so that they can change into whatever their onii-chan loves most
>Awfully lewd food and drink stands everywhere all for free but also spiked with tons of aphrodisiacs
>Cute shallow pools and tools to make sand castles for species not suited for swimming
Overall it'd be a lolicon's paradise. Just walk in, pick up a loli, fuck her behind the rocks and then enjoy life with your new imouto.

>> No.19343571

>>19343554
>Breasts bigger than B cup are absolutely forbidden
I'm out.

>> No.19343578

>>19343432
garbage

>> No.19343592

>>19343077
>and as shit as Bleach was the ost was god tier.
got some qts out of it at least

>> No.19343598

>>19343382
It's still rather romantic how she wants to spin the web with her husband, rather than alone.

God what I wouldn't give for a Nacho as my muse.

>> No.19343612

>>19343432
>What would Sabbath owned beach resorts be like?
Uncomfortably erotic.

>> No.19343617

>>19343521
This scenario is more likely than it seems. Only a socially awkward shut-in would go through the effort of building a youtube channel over simply raping/seducing the nearest cute boy she finds.

>> No.19343631

>>19343554
That sounds like heaven, I wonder if the popsicles served to imoutos would be phallic shaped.

>> No.19343653

>>19343571
Feel free to go to the cow beach then but don't expect to get the same fuzzy warm feeling that only lolis can provide.

>>19343631
>I wonder if the popsicles served to imoutos would be phallic shaped.
Exclusively. If a loli looks up at you while enjoying her popsicle then you know what to do.

>> No.19343672
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>>19343653
>Feel free to go to the cow beach
not him but thats where im goin, loli a shit and so are their beaches

>> No.19343699

>>19343554
All I can imagine is some super-embarrassed anon leaving the beach with a different Loli clinging to each of his arms and legs as they all loudly debate who took his dick the best.

>> No.19343709

whats the appeal of bunyips?

>> No.19343718

>>19343554
I'd be fine with that place, although the Holst lolis may get mad at the cupsize requirement

>> No.19343724

>>19343709
shy fluff with raping tendencies

>> No.19343726

>>19343709
shitposts and VB

>> No.19343734

>>19343521
Mein gott both of these scenarios sound like heaven

>> No.19343767

>>19343653
>Exclusively. If a loli looks up at you while enjoying her popsicle then you know what to do.
Oh man that would be the end of any restraint I had if a loli Wurm looked at me like that.

>> No.19343784

>>19343672
If hathor looked like this I'd be absolutely fine.

>> No.19343824

>>19343709
the fluff+snake combo is killer.

>> No.19343843

>>19343767
>She looks you straight in the eyes
>"Mister, look how much I love popsicles!"
>She proceeds to deepthroat it and swallow it in one go

>> No.19343856
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>>19343554
I want to prone bone a gothloli Familiars fat ass.

>> No.19343860

>>19343843
I'm gonna be patting her head when she gets an ice cream headache from that aren't I?

>> No.19343861

>>19343617
She'd probably be super dedicated and cuddly though.

>> No.19343867

>>19343856
My chubby familiar is going to have fun there, although her swimsuit may be dangerous considering that rear of hers.

>> No.19343882

>>19343843
Am I a bad person if that made me want to face fuck her?

>> No.19343895 [DELETED] 

https://imgur.com/a/8nndaev

Oni can be cruel creatures. Fuck you, Sanzo, give her a human form like the T-Rex already you motherfucker.

>> No.19343897

>>19343882
Yes.

>> No.19343924

>>19343860
Loli wurms are strong! A brain freeze won't do a thing to her, she'll gladly take the headpats though.

>>19343882
She may not actively want it or even know what it is, but you'd be making her a big favor by giving her a thorough taste of your popsicle.

>> No.19343934

>>19343709
Austistic MGs for autistic anons.

>> No.19343937

>Horny
>Also really tired
>Constant erotic daydreams
Dear God, which MG would make this stop? It's terrible.

>> No.19343950

>>19343924
>Loli wurm tries to act tough while her head hurts from a brain freeze.
Too precious, gonna pat that head while she sits in my lap

>> No.19343998
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Got a commission back of my waifu at the beach, her enjoying some ice cream in the sun! Spending a day there with her, swimming and relaxing, would be really nice. How would you all spend the summer days with your waifu's?

>> No.19344011

>>19343998
At the bar getting snacks and drinks. I don't like sand or water.

>> No.19344062

>>19343998
Me and the wife would probably stay inside her mansion and just enjoy the wonders of air conditioning and recreational drugs together Anon. We’d only go out to try out different restaurants and to watch our daughters enjoy their hobbies.

>> No.19344069

>>19343998
Trying not to melt in the Texan summer, probably spend a lot of time indoors.

>> No.19344091

>>19343998
Can vampire coffins have air conditioner?

>> No.19344208

>>19343998

That top is giving me some Serenity vibes, I approve.

>> No.19344221

>>19344069
My fellow Texan, there is no escaping the boiling humidity of the harsh Texas summer. We need to import hundreds of yuki-onna refugees, straight from Zipangu.

>> No.19344230

>>19343998
Probably travelling, not going to the beach because it's crowded as all hell ever spring and summer.

>> No.19344241

>>19344221
But anon they’d just melt as well.

>> No.19344247

>>19344241
Not if we bring enough of them in! Think that one episode of Futurama with the giant ice cube.

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>>19344221
Cute wife.
Have you ever thought of commissioning her wearing an Apophis-style outfit? She doesn't need to get graped to look fabulous.

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>>19343998
Cute wife.
Have you ever thought of commissioning her wearing an Apophis-style outfit? She doesn't need to get graped to look fabulous.

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Temptation is bad, right?

>> No.19344337

>>19344310
only if you are a weak minded
>>19344253
i saw that

>> No.19344357

>>19344310
Maybe, but being bad feels good.

>> No.19344367

>>19343998
I'd probably just end up going to the beach with her, building and conquering sandcastles while also doing some treasure hunting.

One thing I'd definitely want to try too is handing her a rope so she can drag me as she flies and I surf. I know there is a name for this but I forgot what it is.

>> No.19344370
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>>19344265
I haven't really given that much thought, no, but it's an interesting idea. It could be nice since it would have that desert belly-dancer vibe to it. Possibly in the future.

>> No.19344375

>>19343998
My harem would all treat the summer differently. But the head wife would like the heat.

>> No.19344398

>>19344367
Kite surfing?

>> No.19344417
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>>19343098
The Snuggle Scouts led by Troop Leader White Horn-san

>> No.19344465

Baphomets should come with pasties as standard

>> No.19344474

>>19343030
Well the Wandering Scholar notes that the atlach husband he spoke with changed back to human form for an interview, but perhaps that was more for practicality than being unable to speak in spider form.

>> No.19344486

>>19344474
Man must have been an interesting interview.

>> No.19344493

>>19344370
>desert belly-dancer
Monster girls and belly dancing go very well together. Nothing top a delicious brown monster seducing an innocent men by shaking her hips in a captivating and indecent manner.

>>19344465
What if they have sensitive nipples and removing the pasties make them cum? That would be too shameful for such powerful creatures.

>> No.19344498

>>19344486
I kind of wish we got more backstories behind the profiles like that. According to MGE volume 1 most all of the profiles involve the scholar meeting a couple and interviewing them. But then again, perhaps KC doesn't want to draw attention to how most of the individual monsters he depicts are already married.

>> No.19344507

>>19344417
I want to listen to my Wendigo daughterus sing 'Take me Home, Country Roads' in chaotic Wendigo-speak!

>> No.19344510

>>19344465
The really small ones where you can see a little bit of areola poking out around it

>> No.19344512

>>19344498
I wish we could get "transcripts" of the interviews.

>> No.19344548

>>19344512
I can see some likely scenarios, timid monsters hiding behind their husbands and quietly answering questions, bombastic monsters shouting out how great they are, curious ones checking over the scholar's notes or reading over his shoulder.

And the baphomet he interviewed making sure he includes how their vagina is the best of all monsters.

>> No.19344549

>>19344507
Talk about a song to melt the heart and get stuck in your head.

>> No.19344610

>>19344398
So simple yet I forgot, it's exactly that. I'd do it with my dragon waifu.

>> No.19344618

>>19344507
I wonder if holst love country songs.

>> No.19344633

>>19344548
Is the Bapho telling the truth though?

Also, I want to see a cute Doppelganger cower behind her husband attempting to convince people how they make for great wives.

>> No.19344671

>>19344633
>Is the Bapho telling the truth though?

At the most it'd only be that the "base form" of a baphomet's vagina is the best, since a basic aspect of monster girl biology is that their bodies (especially their sex organs) change in order to best pleasure their husband.

Ergo for any given monster girl's husband his wife's vagina would be better than a baphomet's, at least once she was fully adapted to him.

In other words baphomets only have the claim of best if the man is not married to a monster girl. Of course at the same time that means that for a man married to a baphomet of course hers would still be the best for him.

>> No.19344710

>>19344671
Oh, and also it does seem like there is some veracity to the claim. That is instead of saying "it is said" or something like that regarding their vagina, the text instead says baphomets are "known for" and "known to have."

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Smug snug snek mug

>> No.19344750

>>19344734
Why is she so smug?

>> No.19344796

>>19344750
Her husband worships her body every night?

>> No.19344810

>>19344796
More like she'll burn him if he doesn't

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>>19344671
>>19344710
No man can resist the power of its suction and tightness. Just a hint, a small taste of that exquisite sensation of everything within him being sucked into her, would forever engrave that feeling onto a man's heart.

This is the unmatched power of the Baphomet.

>> No.19344850

I want to run into the a strongfat salamander I see at the gym in a local gameshop looking at the RPGs and actually know its a role playing game.

>> No.19344864
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>all this bapho posting
This isn't helping with the thoughts I was having last night nor my desire to get baphomet related art.

>> No.19344873

>>19344864
You'll probably get a Sabbath invitation letter soon.

>> No.19344881

>>19344864
I want a bapho with an overly large bottom.

>> No.19344884

>>19344864
You should definitely commission the thoughts you were having, anon. Do it for the imoutos.

>> No.19344892

post more cute baphos

Feeling depressed after gf dumped me

>> No.19344898

Is there art of a bahomet spreading her butt from behind and showing off what she's got down there

>> No.19344899

>>19344892
Normalfags not welcome

>> No.19344900

>>19344864
This post has placed you on the Federation of Baphomet Imoutos watchlist. Any further actions regarding Sabbath, Sabbath Practicioners or Sabbath Products may result in a reactionary seizure of self and property (via dmv-approved human cargo vehicle) for the prosperity of the Sabbath.

Have a nice day.

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>>19344892
Reminder that you don't have to beat a Bapho in combat to marry her. Maybe bake a cake so delicious she'd be impressed with your skills.

Pic related is a failed attempt though.

>> No.19344908

>>19344892
I want more Kiki's, gf dumped me for my best friend a couple months ago, can I join in on this?

>> No.19344920

>>19344901
Turns out Dark Priests aren’t the best teachers of the culinary arts.

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>>19344873
God if only.
>>19344881
That sounds nice as long as she has the thighs to match.
>>19344884
I'm too paranoid to connect my email/paypal to that kind of thing but if I ever win an art raffle or something it'll be a top priority.
>>19344900
Now that's a list I want to be on.

>> No.19344969

>>19344892
>>19344901
>>19344908
>falling for the 3D meme

>> No.19344983

>>19344956
The thighs and hips to match and a fetish for anal that goes till she's showing it.

>> No.19344991

>>19344956
>spoiler
Just make new ones anon, that's what you should do anyway.

>> No.19345022

>>19344956
Don't worry, just get a lolicon artist and he'll keep your secrets safe.

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>All the people from these threads is is teleported to a monstergirl world, at the same location
Would you try to build a small team to look for your waifus together or go on your own?

>> No.19345044

>>19345034
I'd probably flee immediately to avoid dying in the spaghetti singularity.

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>>19344901

>> No.19345056

>>19345034
Solo, man. Don't want to be anywhere around when thirsty anons start fighting over the first monster that sees them.

>> No.19345066

>>19345056
What if they got one single type of monster in mind.

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>>19344832
>'Wow, onii-san sucks.'
>'You're supposed to be the one to make me moan and scream, not the other way around.'
>'Kukuku... could it be I'm your first monster pussy?'
>'My oh my, your face is bright red! Kahaha! I knew something was special about you! Popped your cherry!'
>'Hey, open your eyes and take a good look.'
>'Right here is where your THICK cock is ravishing my little Bapho-pussy.'
>'Fufu, don't be afraid to touch me. I won't bite... hard.'
>'Mmn! Right there... pound me right there!'
>'Heh... that's right. Keep smashing into my womb, Mm!'
>'I think I may have taken a shine to you, boy.'
>'Don't worry, if you sign my contract, this top grade pussy will be yours forevermore. Or do you not trust the words of a Baphomet?'
>...
>'Liar, I can feel your cock twitching. You just can't WAIT to flood my pussy with your thick, sticky white stuff.'
>'Slow down boy. We'll change positions; There. Now you can take the lead, or is the sight of such a small monster on her back off-putting to you?'
>'Don't worry, we have all night on this Black Sabbath. Now-- It's your turn to fuck my brains out and make me scream!'
>'Make me yours, onii-san!'

>> No.19345136

Which land-dwelling MG would come to your rescue if you were bleeding in the middle of nowhere like a mershark would if you were in the water

>> No.19345163

>>19345136
Vulture harpy.

>> No.19345164
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>>19345136
Wolfus probably.
With a confused Unicorn in tow.

>> No.19345166

>>19345034
I'd like to befriend some anons.

>> No.19345173

>>19345085
Hello boner.

>> No.19345177

>>19345164
I'm finding that wolfu tribe and becoming alpha if I have to impregnate every single girl there.

>> No.19345182
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Tell the teacher something about yourself
And nothing easy like being a slut for mofu

>> No.19345183
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>>19345177
Good luck.
You're gonna need it to keep up with them.

>> No.19345192

>>19345182
I have a verbal tic of staring sentences with "still"

>> No.19345200

>>19345183
Worth it.
The drive to see what pregnancy will do to those titties will only drive me harder.

>> No.19345209

>>19345182
I spent so much time watching documentaries when I was little that I slept through a entire college environmental science class and got an A

>> No.19345210

>>19345182
When I see someone else with glasses on the streets I often adjust mine. I also knock or tap 2 times on whatever is nearby once I notice someone and not even god knows why.

>> No.19345219

>>19345085
Fuck off

>> No.19345224

>>19345166
Anons are bad people

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>>19345085
That's the good shit.

>> No.19345246
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>>19345224
>>19345166
I wonder how easy it would be to recognize sadsack lad.
Oh fuck KDF would be there, y'all are on your own.

>> No.19345256

>>19345182
i am a slut for cows

>> No.19345259

>>19345085
I can't tell what's better. A baphomet with Yupiel's personality or a baphomet with Senko's personality.

>> No.19345266

>>19345034
The ideal option would be building some kind of fort to hold off the lesser waifus until the true waifus show up.

>> No.19345267

>>19345246
Fetishes aside he seems alright.

>> No.19345273

>>19345182
Despite living in Florida my entire life, I don't like fish much, I don't care for NASCAR, and I absolutely hate tourists.

>> No.19345281

>>19345034
I wouldn't worry about not being able to find my waifu or anything, given that two of my absolute favorite races are known for being everywhere and for being pretty easy to please.

>> No.19345286

>>19345273
>and I absolutely hate tourists.
one out of three is better than zero out of three

>> No.19345287

>>19345164
Wolfus would be nice and comforting to wake up to

>> No.19345289

>>19345224
I"m sure there are good lads that would love to form a group and go on adventuring though.

>>19345246
He'd be hidden between us and we wouldn't even know who he was.

>> No.19345290

>>19345246
>spoiler
I'd buy him a drink to be honest, if he likes the stuff that is.

>> No.19345293

>>19345259
Senko

>> No.19345300

>>19345259
>Yupiel and Baphomet
I wonder who could be behind this post

>> No.19345303

Would you milk a lamia if you had to do it like normal snake?

I mean venom, not actual milk

>> No.19345305

>>19345266
Too many monstergirls that aren't even high tier could easily get into the fort. Anons could be more like a sexual buffet instead.

>> No.19345309

>>19345303
I could think of a couple uses for phials of apophis venom.

>> No.19345311

>>19345303
by tricking her into biting onto the edge of a jar? Sure I guess but there is probably easier ways to do it. I wonder if classical snake handling techniques work on them still

>> No.19345317

>>19345286
1/3? I don't follow

>> No.19345319

>>19345085
>>19345229
I want two bapho wifes

>> No.19345324

>>19345311
Like that greentext from yesterday?

>> No.19345330

>>19345319
I want one white, one brown. Genki and kuu respectively.

>> No.19345334

>>19345300
I have no idea what you're implying, considering I am a nameless Anon.

>> No.19345336

>>19345303
A lactating Lamia does sound nice.

>> No.19345355
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>>19345330
Are you me?

>> No.19345368

>>19345334
Write something faggot, your bitching gets tiring after a while

>> No.19345370

>>19345330
I want one Baphomet and one Satyros.

>> No.19345373

>>19345368
He's not even bitching these days. He just shows up and says dumb stuff.

>> No.19345375

>>19345368
I...what...?

Well, I am a writefag but...I'm not good with lewds.

You must have mistaken me for someone else.

>> No.19345377

>>19345355
Just a lover of sabbath goats of all kinds. I do have a specific bapho I want more than any other but I try to limit my autism here.

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>>19345355
The best loligoat.

>> No.19345390

>>19345287
Cuddle pile every night. One has to hope it's cool wherever you are, though.

>>19345034
Small group, especially without supplies or warning. I'm in no way against succubi and the universe there half exists to make men happy so I'm sure I'd be okay, though.

>> No.19345399

>>19345317
hating tourists is very native floridian

>> No.19345402
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>>19345377
Fair enough.
Would you mind sharing a few details?
Always interested in hearing what people like

>>19345379
Love her design too. Im a sucker for lighter hair. Especially on darker skin.

>> No.19345404

>>19345399
Isn't that native Everywherian? Nothing in life is certain but death, taxes, and annoying tourists.

>> No.19345409

>>19345273

Does anybody like tourists? They're loud, obnoxious and have no sense of etiquette.

>> No.19345412

>>19345182
Monstergirls helped me rationalize getting sexually assaulted by a teacher in junior high.

I ended up developing the kink as a result, and now I write for these threads. Funny how life works.

>> No.19345418

>>19345404
Not if you live in a rural community, a frigid wasteland, or radioactive exclusion zone.

>> No.19345422

>>19345379

She honestly seems really sweet given the situation. If I was suddenly cut off from my own world, I would be much less accepting of the events. But nope, she's like, "here's breakfast, let's have a good life."

>> No.19345425

>>19345373
He's also apparently a brony if that one video he linked is anything to go by

>> No.19345427

>>19345418
I meant tourists being annoying rather than nearby, but that last one especially sounds like a great way to attract idiots. I think /k/ collectively came a little, actually.

>> No.19345443

>>19345402
>Would you mind sharing a few details?
Black and white fur, two tone hair to match and that while incredibly confident and smug about her body and sabbath work she has more of a caring/reliable imouto side that has some slight onee-san qualities. She still loves to be spoiled from time to time like a regular baphomet though.

>> No.19345462

>>19345085
My big question with this scenario is why he didn't cum within seconds of entering her. This is a virgin inserted into the highest grade vagina among MGE girls. I figure he'd be cumming several times a minute at minimum and then passing out, at least until she had trained him a bit.

Though I do suppose if a monster didn't want him passing out too fast she could always use a spell to keep him from orgasming for a while. One can presume such magic exists.

On another note though, I don't think baphos care much about making contracts to get men. They take what they want, they make the rules and its a rare man that can even have a chance to turn the tables on one. There's a reason they tend to toss men they play with away to be claimed by subordinate monsters.

>> No.19345470
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>> No.19345474

>>19345470
This is the sabbath leader. Say something nice about her.

>> No.19345476

>>19345427
Fair point. Never understood the hype about living in those kinds of places. Urban decay post-apocalypse is better, at least there's things to eat in those scenarios that won't immediately give you ultra-mega-death cancer.

>> No.19345480

>>19345379
source?

I know I've seen it before but I can't seem to find it.

>> No.19345485

>>19345474
She has cute ears.

>> No.19345489

>>19345443
Funny enough, you nailed a lot of the qualities I had in my head.
A bit taller than most but still short. A bit of an egyptian/anubis tan. Beige hair, glistens in the sun almost like sand, with some black mixed into her hair.
Same qualities you said and she loves feeling helpful and can be a bit of a worrier at times.

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>>19345443
>>19345489
IMHO that personality seems pretty common for a baphomet.

Not like that's a bad thing, though.
I even have a bapho character like that, albeit with a bit of a callous attitut around those she doesn't like.

>> No.19345511

>>19345480
https://exhentai.org/g/752352/0bbef5a393/

>> No.19345512
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>>19345485

>> No.19345513

>>19345506
I like the idea of callous or a bit worse to those she doesn't know or are not in her inner social circle of trusted people.
Maybe a Baph that has seen a lot of shit which causes her caring side to come out for those whom she trusts or cares for.

>> No.19345515

>>19345474
I'm sure she'll grow up to be a fine young woman some--oh. Wait.

>> No.19345520

>>19345512
And her horns look nice too, quite well taken care of.
I bet she has cute ribbons to put on them

>> No.19345524

>>19345474

She has a blanket.

>> No.19345526

>>19345512
Hopefully she'd like a 2nd person in there to keep her warm!
Cute as heck drawings btw

>> No.19345530
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19345530

Given the bapho talk, I want to see if anyone else is familiar with this series of pics of a baphomet punching a hole in a fortress wall. They're pretty old, but I've never seen them posted here.

>> No.19345531

>>19345412
>spoiler
Dude, what the fuck?

>> No.19345532

>>19345511
>sadpanda
One of these days, I'll care enough to get around this.

>> No.19345537

>>19345532
Well, it's loli, so it's not on regular e-hentai.
Thems the breaks.

>> No.19345539

>>19345489
She sounds like a nice baphomet, especially the bit about her tan. I've always thought that's great on loli monster girls.
Fantastic taste, mine's less of a worrier and more confident that no one will lay a hand on her man. If something happens though it's hard to reign in her anger.
>>19345506
Nothing wrong with it being common, it just means people have great taste.

>> No.19345541

>>19345034
I'd try to assemble a team of 5-6 anons, all with different and rare species of interest.

>>19345281
mouses and succubi?

>> No.19345546

>>19345530
I don't think I've ever seen those.

>> No.19345551

>>19345539
Thanks. my 2nd quip was >>19345513
Where to those she cares for, she definitely shows it.
Heaven forbid those she doesn't though

>> No.19345557

>>19345512
I want to lift that bapho roll and stroke her hair while she is comfy on my lap. Too cute!

>> No.19345561

>>19345462
It was just a throw away greentext by a shitty writer, Anon. You're overthinking it.

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>>19345512
This better be one of those elusive pear shaped Baphomets.

>> No.19345571
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>>19345546
Well that was the second pic, here's the first with the bapho looking up at the wall.

Hopefully people don't mind me just posting these. They're nine pics in all.

>> No.19345579

>>19345561
But I like to overthink things, it can encourage interesting discussions.

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>>19345530
>>19345571
And now moving on to the third pic.

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>>19345583
And the fourth, as she winds up for the hit.

>> No.19345596

>>19345583
>>19345591
You don't need to dump these dude, just upload them to a gallery.

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>>19345591
Baphomet vs. stone wall.

>> No.19345612

>>19345591
>>19345583
>>19345571
I like this

>> No.19345629

>>19345513
Well, this one has seen more than her fair share of shit over the centuries
After losing so much again and again, she tries not to get too attached to anything she's afraid of losing. It gets to the point where she'll be downright dismissive of those she doesn't acknowledge as strong

Other than that, she's developed some bizzare coping mechanisms. Namely, starting all sorts of shit for a laugh.

>> No.19345632

>>19345569
Little girls with wide hips are a feast for the eyes

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>>19345596
Very well: https://imgur.com/a/rw4SN24

>> No.19345635
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>>19345531
I went and got help a few years later, after paranoid night terrors started robbing me of sleep. That's why you should always see a shrink when shit like this happens.

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19345649

When's the next damn chapter? I need more bestsnek

>> No.19345676

>>19345579
You're supposed to scorn and tell the faggot to fuck off.

>> No.19345700

>>19345629
You have some excellent taste there in that design.
For mine, that fear makes her extremely untrusting of most individuals and makes her more overprotective at times.
At times, she wakes up at night only wanting to cuddle the one she loves.
A sort of different yet still not healthy path to take after seeing shit and distrusting the world at large.

>> No.19345739

>>19345541
Close anon, it’s Mice and Devil bugs

>> No.19345844

>>19345649
>Squeezed the guy so hard she left a scale imprint on his skin.

>> No.19345851
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>>19345844
It's just so he remembers who he belongs to. Perfectly acceptable

>> No.19345868

>Feeling tired after some long days of housework/moving
>No meaty, soft but buff kiki to rest with.

Life is hard

>> No.19345872

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that werecats are prone to laying in an unoccupied lap.
Once they do so, moving is impossible.

>> No.19345902

HANDBRA AND JEANS
https://my.mixtape.moe/iqvmef.png

>> No.19345925

>>19345902
That was worthwhile.

>> No.19345928

>>19345635
Damn man, sorry to hear.
I bet your waifu would never want to stop comforting you.

>> No.19345930

>>19345872
>werecat sits on your lap on the bus
>gets turned on by the rough roads
>apologizes for the wet spot on your groin, offers to take you home so you can clean up + run your pants through her washing machine
>this pick-up line has never worked a single time but she keeps trying it because she has no idea how to approach a human formally

>> No.19345939

>>19345930
Poor cat.
She'll find a guy one day.

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>>19345872
Help.

>> No.19345947

>>19345635
I refuse.

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>>19345635
A psychiatrist Yeti would be nice, someone who will lay on the couch with you as you open up about your problems

>> No.19345956

>>19345945
They've taken you, all you can do now is wait for them to release you once they've had their fill.

>> No.19345959

>>19345945
>One purring werecat proceeds to stretch out a fluffy paw and muffle your cries with it as she snuggles closer in her sleep.

>> No.19345961

>>19345949
Those eyes say she's the one who needs a psychiatrist.

>> No.19345962

>>19345947
They aren't that bad anon. Mine even says that being a waifufag is healthy enough in terms of the rest of my life.

>> No.19345964

>>19345902
Is this a commission?

>> No.19345992

>>19345959
There are worse ways to die.

>> No.19346005

>>19345928
In all honesty, it's hanging around you guys, and seeing your reactions to my posts and stories (for better or worse) that pushed me through the worst of it. So, thanks, I guess.

>> No.19346014
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>>19345956
Reminder

>> No.19346021

>>19345964
yea this one just came in

>> No.19346032

>>19346014
>her favorite man
So what does she do with her less-favored but presumably still liked men?

>> No.19346037

>>19346032
Once a monster has a favorite, i.e. a husband, she's not going to take any sexual interest in others. Presumably a werecat might still tease and annoy other men non-sexually though.

>> No.19346038

>>19346032
Lay on top of and demand platonic scratches from.

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>> No.19346093

>>19345635
>Not keeping the night terrors for bragging rights
The only thing that sucks more than night terrors is the fear that you could actually get stuck in that half-awake state afterwards for way longer and do stupid if not outright dangerous shit.

>> No.19346174

>>19346093
If nightmares can enter your dreams can they also enter your nightmares?

>> No.19346178

>>19346174
>Nightmare wants to cure anon of his nightmares and night terrors
>It's a journey to the center of the mind and helping him face his inner demons

>> No.19346304

>>19346174
>Nightmare-Ojou is luckier than most Nightmares.
>She's the queen bee of the school, tons of people love her and she could have any boy she wanted.
>She decides on a whim to go after the one boy who doesn't just give in to her charms, a gloomy looking guy who sits at the back of her class.
>She goes into his dream that night ready to seduce him and finds him in the middle of a nightmare about his abusive parents who he ran away from by fleeing to his uncle and aunt who've been keeping him safe.
>She quickly charges in and dispels anon's nightmare before clutching him close to her heart and swearing she'll protect him.

>> No.19346318

>>19346304
Girl of my dreams, she is.

>> No.19346337

>>19346318
Just imagine waking up feeling warm and safe for the first time in a long time, and then when you get to school the most popular girl there, the rich Nightmare with drill hair and big tits rushes you, scoops you up in her arms and declares you her boyfriend and dares anyone to try and make you sad.
When she woke up that morning, she spent a solid hour crying about your situation.

>> No.19346355

>>19346337
Such a kind girl. I'm blessed to have her. Will she like it if I call her "dreamy" and "fantastic"? Because I'd keep pinching myself to confirm that I'm not in a dream.

>> No.19346368

>>19345949
>Yeti patting your head with her big fluffy paws as you let out all your emotions

>> No.19346450

>>19345183
Genki Spearwolf is best Wolf.

>> No.19346459
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Remember to get a good night's sleep, everyone

>> No.19346462

>>19345949
Who would win in a wife-off, psychiatrist yeti, or life coach ogre?

>> No.19346467

>>19346450
I dunno, Ara Ara Hammer-chan and the Bust Equals Her Height wolf are also looking pretty good.

>> No.19346482

>>19343998
Love those paws.

>> No.19346511
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>I AM THE HAND OF NERGAL!
Monster Girl dating apps result in some interesting dates.

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>>19346467

>> No.19346554

>>19346482
Paws are very nice. Whether it's holding them, massaging them, or getting your cheeks squished by them, there's very few things better than a monstergirl's paws.

>> No.19346557

>>19346355
She'd love it.
She'd also insist on letting you ride her to school so she can keep an eye on you. Her family's money is because she's from a lineage of royal guards after all.

>> No.19346568

>>19346526
They’ll have to call the fire department to pull me out of those pillows.

>> No.19346583

>>19346568
They look tribal though, so there's no fire department to stop you from spending a whole day snuggled up with that Wolfu, resting your head on her soft pillowy tits.

>> No.19346591

>>19346583
No, but if they're tribal there's a chief. I'll bet Ara Ara is on good terms with her though, no one's going to interrupt that wolf sandwich.

>> No.19346603

>>19346583
What if Anon brought them into civilization so he can enjoy those tribal wolfus while playing vidya?

>> No.19346624

>>19346603
Civilization?
I’ll stay right here.

>> No.19346625

>>19346603
Tribal Werewolves in The Big City? Sounds like a comedy in the making.

>> No.19346644

>>19346462
The husband

>> No.19346655
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19346655

It's Springtime
For Druella
And Lescatie~

>> No.19346657

>>19346603
Not a good idea. Probably a better idea to just set up a log cabin where they live.

>> No.19346662
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>>19346526
And one last wolfu accosting an innocent man.

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>>19345851
i wonder if shog wife has a way to mark me

>> No.19346671

>>19346662
I bet she dragged him off to her tent for Snu Snu afterwards. Her paizuri could probably bruise your pelvis.

>> No.19346678

>>19346662
What is this moon Wolfu saying?

>> No.19346679

>>19346662
>This is my Anon, there are many like him, but this one is mine!

>> No.19346692
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19346692

Perhaps *some* EMG is okay...

>> No.19346697

>>19346678
I think she’s chatting with the spear and archer wolfus, judging by the characters preceding each statement.
No idea what about though.

>> No.19346699

>>19346692
I think most EMG is okay.

>> No.19346704

>>19346692
>That god awful face
>Monster Mu-cuck-me
Get better taste anon

>> No.19346705

>>19346692
>>19346699
Fuck off.

>> No.19346718

>>19346692
While I personally think Miia is okay, you have an entire thread on /c/ dedicated to your series.

>> No.19346727

>>19346718
I miss it when we didn't hate each other arbitrarily.

>> No.19346732

Dick the daughteru! Fill her tiny womb with your hot sticky seed!

>> No.19346737
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19346737

Dragons are nice
Teaching dragons how to do mundane stuff would be good, like getting her to season meat before she flame breath roasts it.

>> No.19346741

>>19346727
Maybe EMGfags shouldn't have been such turbofaggots then.

>> No.19346744

>>19346737
Oh man she looks pissed.

>> No.19346745

>>19346737
I forget, can wurms breathe fire?

>> No.19346751

>>19346745
no but they can throw great big rocks!

>> No.19346755

>>19346737
Sure that sounds like fun, if you're a barbarian swine with a feral lizard.
My Dragon would be at the height of culture and fashion.

>> No.19346758

>>19346745
No but they can blow real good!

>> No.19346770

>>19346755
I really like the "feral monster learning human stuff" thing

>> No.19346813

>>19346770
There's that pic of an Ushi cleaving a table in half with a kitchen knife. Eventually she manages to make sashimi for her husband.

>> No.19346819

>>19346692
>That face
No sir I don't like it

>> No.19346821

>>19346663
No need to mark you when she can make you her. Er, hers.

>> No.19346834
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Liftan, liftan. You lift too, or do some pushups and squats or something. Gonna need stamina soon.

>> No.19346839

>>19346834
Shouldn't I be doing cardio and isometrics for that?

>> No.19346846

loli or tall strong wolfu

>> No.19346848
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19346848

Shh...

>> No.19346849

>>19346846
door #3: tall wolfu with a bulkyfit musculature, side of pettanko, but sieable ass and thick, meaty legs

>> No.19346855

>>19346839
You're not going to leave the computer anyway so just do what you can!

>> No.19346860

>>19346848
Elf slumber party?

>> No.19346862

>>19346846
Always loli.

>> No.19346865

>>19346860
>Elf
I mean, they're also basically onaholes, but not that variety. Be more observant, Anon.

>> No.19346868

>>19346865
Whatever do you mean? All I see is two Elves crashing on my couch next to a gigantic clock.

>> No.19346878
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>>19346821
i want to be with her so long that she can change me into being able to comprehend her great knowledge

>> No.19346885

>>19346849
flat is justice

>> No.19346897

>>19346868
But Anon, only a supervillain would need a clock that large. You're not up to anything... eeeeeeevil, are you?

>> No.19346903

>>19346897
Well I mean I have pretty much made it clear that the missus and I would steal various works of art and pieces of architecture so I suppose from a certain point of view I could be viewed as a villain of some kind.
But we are not so different, you and I.

>> No.19346942

>>19346897
What's better?
A hero who trys to stop villains but every mg becomes a villain to get his attention
Or a supervillain who has MG heros trying to turn him to the good side.

>> No.19346948

>>19346942
I'll take number two with a side of mustache twirling and christmas cake magical girls for desert.

>> No.19347015

>>19346865
fairy and pixie are the official onahole girls though

>> No.19347019

>>19347015
nevermind i'm just being stupid while reading between siege rounds

>> No.19347036
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19347036

So. Evil girls?

>> No.19347038
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19347038

Reminder that womb tattoos are absolutely fantastic on any monster girl. But especially on demons.

>> No.19347040

>>19347038
It's been a long time since I've associated jeans with anything attractive.

>> No.19347043

>>19347038
This is correct, My Demonfu has a womb tattoo that extends into a tramp stamp.

>> No.19347049

is it better to have a fairy stuff herself with you while inside your pants out in public or a pixie grow enough to be a small lady and stuff half of herself in your trousers and drool all over your stomach while she humps your dick

>> No.19347051

>>19347036
i would an evil girl if i was the only person she was kind to and was told i am hers forever

>> No.19347061

>>19347038
how would that work on a shog though

>> No.19347063

>>19347061
She'll just adjust her pigmentation.

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19347069

>>19347063
such a versatile wife

>> No.19347070

>>19347040
Same here, I guess since Medaka Box ended

>> No.19347082

>>19347036
>implying chaos is evil
but either way, yes

>> No.19347107

>>19347036
>>19347082
You have to go back

>> No.19347109

>>19347107
I don't understand.

>> No.19347113

>>19347109
Don't reply, he's just trying to start shit

>> No.19347121

>>19347109
/tg/ cancer stays on /tg/

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>19347121
You must be a very lonely person.

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>>19347124
One can never be lonely with a loving Monoeye!

>> No.19347142

>>19347140
>that symbol
I ought to play me some Mask of the Betrayer.

>> No.19347153

>>19347038
If you give her a sizable creampie, it'll grow as will as her stomach bulge. Just a bit

>> No.19347155

>>19346511
>Free MG dating apps work a bit *too* well, with guys receiving way too many messages for them to be useful
>Most MG profiles are removed incredibly quickly due to them finding true love, accumulating unpopular species and extreme personalities over time
>Have to pay out the nose for premium services with an auto-messenger, yandere prevention alglithorims and custom Anti-Alp/Flayer filters

>> No.19347170

>>19347124
That still counts as a reply dude, don't give him ammo.

>> No.19347225

>>19346727
>Arbitrary
Seems relatively normal to dislike ardent and cancerous fans of a shit tier series that stands as an antithesis to MGE, the primary series this general is based on.

>> No.19347226

Baphomets should be bullied on sight

>> No.19347230

>>19347226
Bullied right in the anus!

>> No.19347251

>>19347230
always bully the anus if its weak

>> No.19347326

>>19347251
All lolis are weak to anal.

>> No.19347331

>>19347226
Would monsters consider rape just bullying?

>> No.19347342

>>19346692
Not after that last arc it isn't

>> No.19347365

>>19347326
perfect

>> No.19347385

>reading bedtime stories for cyclops daughteru
>she asks for one more
>you really don't want to
>"It's not like I'm your real dad"
>use shocked silence to make an escape

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>>19347385
Nothing good ever happens.

>> No.19347440

I want to feed a Wurm spinach and turn her into a weapon of mass destruction.

>> No.19347523

>>19347396
Come on, let go of the sword, good dog.

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19347526

When the night ends it’s not over
We fight through to get closer
Like a silver bullet piercing through
I throw myself into you

>> No.19347529

>>19347396
That has to be the saddest fight of its generation

>> No.19347530

>>19347526
Had some of my ghost peppers did you?

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19347532

Dem demons be at it agian

>> No.19347558

>>19347526
This would be fun to have a tussle with.
Sure you'd take about a million scratches, but scars build character.

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19347595

AHAHAAHAH
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

>> No.19347738

>>19347532
Sauce?

>> No.19347778

>>19347036
As long as she's only evil to everyone else and treats you like a prized possesion

>> No.19347784
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It's raining cats and dogs out there.

>> No.19347797

>>19347526
Would a wolf girl go to a PowerWolf concert with me?

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19347800

>>19346813
This image is the main reason I like ushi-oni so much.

>> No.19347801

>>19347784
would she bigspoon me like that so we can watch the rain together

>> No.19347815

>>19347801
She'd wrap around you let you use her boobs as a headrest.

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>>19347036
A best

>> No.19347850

>>19347815
lamias and shogs are just the best

>> No.19347853

>>19347843
She looks way too thirsty to have time for evil.

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19347876

>MGC abductions

>> No.19347884

>>19347876
Why wasn't this kind of stranger danger a thing when I was a kid?

>> No.19347886

>>19347738
https://nhentai.net/g/236112/29/

>> No.19347897

>>19347876
Monster girls would have such an easy time with dumb parents and kids.

>> No.19347901

>>19347886
>"lets keep sinning in the face of the lord, shall we?"
Sweet jesus that nun

>> No.19347905

>>19347853
True evil has time for both

>> No.19347911

>>19347036
Evil girls are for turning into loving mothers and forgetting about their schemes.

>> No.19347920

>>19347911
Shit taste
Evil girls are for supporting them in any scheme they think of and cheering them on from the sideline!

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19347921

>>19347911
>>19347905
You'll have an uphill task.

>> No.19347926

>>19347911
Now that's evil and disgusting.

>> No.19347934

>>19347921
>I wish I was at home reading my grimoires

>> No.19347937

>>19347926
Evil girls make the best pair for evil boys like that.

>> No.19347942

>>19347934
At least her feet don't hurt.

>> No.19347944

>>19347937
No, evil girls make best pair with corrupted heroes who end acting as their second in command!

>> No.19347952

>>19347921
spats are top

>> No.19347964
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19347964

This is your fairy now.

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>>19347952
You'll have to make her wear them.

>> No.19347975

>>19347965
do you think lamias can have a sporty looking bottom piece

>> No.19347976

>>19347965
>It's summer
>explain to my why I need to wear these outside

>> No.19347981

>>19347976
>so that nobody else can see what belongs to only me

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>>19347975
Hard to say. I find modest clothing works better on lamias.

>>19347976
>This will help accelerate preparation of my dick for further experimentation.

>> No.19348008

>>19347987
i do like me a snek in a dress

>> No.19348089

>>19347326
Lolis are weak to everything, treat them with kindness.

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>> No.19348116

>>19348109
Is she a mouse zombie? Poor girl, how did she end up as one?

>> No.19348129

>>19348116
Some Lich probably raised her from the dead

>> No.19348141

>>19347876
sauce, if you would kindly

>> No.19348156

>>19347964
Doesn't look like a fairy.

>> No.19348158

>>19348141
https://exhentai.org/g/1226783/21f07f56f1/

>> No.19348160

>>19348158
thank you, a /ss/ hentai a day keeps the sabbath away

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>>19348156

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>>19348160
Not the onee-sabbath.

>> No.19348187

>slime waifu bad with expressing emotions
>carries around vials of food coloring to help
>red for anger
>blue for sad
>green for envy
>purple for certain Prince songs

>> No.19348195

>>19348177
Why does the dude look so sad? Doesn't he know about the joys of stretching?

>> No.19348201

>>19348187
Fascinating, but is that how they work?

>> No.19348204

>>19348187
what if that makes people confuse her for a bubble slime and they all leave thinking they're about to catch whiff of a terrible odor

>> No.19348210

>>19348187
>Anon tries to get some jelly from her
>She notices and eats the red bottle

>> No.19348212

>>19348204

Stop the neighborhood kids from flicking alka seltzer tablets into her, and that problem should be avoided.

>> No.19348225

>>19348179
No, but who would want to keep them away?

>>19348212
I now wish to bully harpies.

>> No.19348234
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19348234

Bunyips are versatile!

>> No.19348241

>>19348234
But is there an Abboyip armed with a boomerang?

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19348250

>>19348234
Praise the Sunyip! I'd summon her to my bedroom.

>>19348225
Well, if you're saving yourself for a non-loli non-onee wife...

>> No.19348252

>>19348234
Bunyips smell like swamps

>> No.19348253

>>19348241
I think the default Bunyip covers that.

>Bunyip throws a boomerang to knock an Anon out cold then dragging him into the marsh

>> No.19348262

>>19348252
I like Swamp Thing anyway.

>> No.19348267
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19348267

would shog try to feed you parts of herself like tohru?

>> No.19348277

>>19348234
What about a runkip?

>> No.19348282

>>19343086
Titania.

>> No.19348286

>>19348267
>try to
By her fourth homecooked meal roughly 10% of your bodyweight should be Shog.

>>19348277
That'd be hard with no legs, especially after you've put a bun in the bunyip.

>> No.19348287

>>19348234
Is the Sunyips arm position supposed to reference the God Gundam?

>> No.19348299

>>19348201
Maybe... She can produce, segregate, and selectively release the ink vial from where it's "stored" internally? She needn't actually take it out of the vials. A purple vial floating about in her left arm could signal the guitar solo.

>> No.19348323

>>19347800
Good taste
Ushis are good girls, they are just misunderstood

>> No.19348324

>>19348299
Slimes are versatile creatures.

>> No.19348329

>>19344417
I’d love to help White Horn-san with her duties at Snuggle Scouts. She looks like she needs a break being around those kids all the time.
>Reminder; White Horn-san also works at the local Winterstown kindergarten and does crossing guard duty for the school there, so she is around those ankle biters (in an actual sense) almost 24/7!

>> No.19348339

>>19348329
>crossing guard duty
There are no cars in Wintertown though.

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19348340

>>19348329
Hardly, White Horns love handling children.

>> No.19348350

>>19348323
The kindest, sweetest pelvis crushers in existence.

>> No.19348358
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19348358

Which Monster would bundle up with me on this rainy day and marathon the LotR extended editions?
Blankey is a given, of course.

>> No.19348377

>>19348286
i am ok with this as it lets her have easier access to what she may need to upgrade

>> No.19348385

Think of your favorite species. Got it?

Your extended family is sat down with the MGE and has three tries to guess what it is to win $5m USD. Could they pull it off?

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19348394

>>19348385
i highly doubt it

>> No.19348399

>>19348385
>Dragon
The answer is: "To obtain that which is rightfully mine, and mine and mine, not yours".

>> No.19348407
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19348407

Flat is justice.

>> No.19348416

>>19348407
Going to tickle her.

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>>19348416

>> No.19348435

>>19348407
she has a lovely tail

>> No.19348446

>>19348116
Died alone and unloved, her regret resonated with surrounding monster mana and raised her up for a second chance.

>> No.19348458

>>19348252
Even those that live in rivers or lakes?

>> No.19348463

>>19348446
How does a mouse die alone with so many siblings?

>> No.19348467

>>19348463
He probably meant without a husband.

>> No.19348468

>>19348463
>How does a mouse die alone with so many siblings?
Maybe her father was one of those degenerate incestuous haremfags and forgot about her. It's bound to happen with so many of them

>> No.19348470

>>19348385
I think my brother knows about my waifu, so that shouldn’t pose a problem.
If he doesn’t remember, they’ll go down the wrong path and keep guessing wolfus unless my mom remembers that figure I own.

>> No.19348475

>>19348385
No, but I'd be very curious as to what they would guess.

>> No.19348479

>>19348385
No, they really don't know of my tastes.

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>> No.19348645
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19348645

Ded

>> No.19348656

>>19348489
She looks she doesn't want to be stabbed.

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19348751

>>19347396
>The look of pure terror once she recognizes you, and that she is forced to fight her friend who helped her master
>Her limp as she tries her best to beat you

>> No.19348864

>>19347396
>artorias' grave is just lifted directly from the concept art here

>> No.19348908

>>19348385
My father could get it if he gets a hint and my cousin knows I love dragon girls.

>> No.19348954

>>19348645
I want to die under that ass.

>> No.19349082

>>19348234
I want to offer my snuggles to the gunyip, even as I point out that her gun is obviously fake and she doesn't want to hurt anybody, the poor desperate thing.

>> No.19349205

>>19349082
What would happen if I demanded her snuggles while pointing a fake gun at her though?

>> No.19349215
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19349215

I want a cute Onryo wife to spend eternity with!

>> No.19349230

>>19348385
Eel whore is unguessable, but has only recently laid claim to the number one spot. They'd probably guess holst, succubus and kitsune and still be mostly right.

>> No.19349291

>>19347036
>Red skin
>Spikes
>Probably has a flashlight for a vagina

>> No.19349384

Is it wrong to find a local, unmarried ryu in her shrine and ask who I need to fuck to get some rain?

>> No.19349394

>>19349215

And I want to fuck a foxy granny but none of us will ever get what we want.

>> No.19349427

>>19349291
>>Probably has a flashlight for a vagina
I want to fugg a girl like that in total darkness apart from her floodlight orifices. Even better if she does the girl-from-dead-space-2 flashlight face when she cums!

>> No.19349487

I want to marry a tsun flatty that wants big boobs.
Because with her desires and mine they'd be huge in no-time.

>> No.19349502

>>19349487
I want to marry a cowtits and wish her bust into shrinking into a nice B pear!

>> No.19349528

>>19349215
What happens when you shut off the monitor

>> No.19349539

>>19349528
She turns into one of those cartoon ghosts with a wisp for a lower body.

>> No.19349543

>>19349528
https://exhentai.org/s/d549f73658/1129261-126

>> No.19349554

>>19348908
i'm glad my family has no idea of anything i like

>> No.19349559

>>19349554
Why?

>> No.19349608

>>19349543
Gutspussy is the best pussy.

>> No.19349654

>>19348751
>"Y-you? Turn back anon, you shan't take Artorias' Covenant."
>"I meant what I said anon. Though we faced Manus together, I shan't hesitate to cut you down where you stand."
>"...Very well, have at thee!"
>"This cannot be... thou art even stronger than when we fought that foul abomination... I... I'm losing?"
>"No... Anon, don't... Don't take that ring! Don't go where he went! I lost the one I called "brother" to the Abyss... not you too! Not you too..."
>"I can't lose you too."

>> No.19349679

>>19349559
aside from the oddity that is shog they would probably read too much into attraction to the girls saying its all furry and it would hurt my mom to know i don't care much for 3dpd

>> No.19349687

What do you do when all of your writing premises feel and sound like shit?

>> No.19349689

>>19344507
I want to listen to my oni wife drunkenly shouting "Take Me Home, Country Roads" at the local karaoke open mic!

>> No.19349789

>>19349654
>wolfu being ravaged by her now corrupt and gibbering childhood crush
Doujins when?

>> No.19349867

>>19349654
>"Mercy', saith the Watchman, 'is found only in shadow."

>> No.19350002

>>19349608

I thought you were talking about guts status for a second, which Shuten has.

>> No.19350028

>>19349789
Artorias was her adoptive older brother anon.
Her crush was always with the time displaced hero who saved her in the Abyss.

>> No.19350040

>>19350028
>Idol worshiping monster girls
Would be interesting to be a young hero and, years later when you're a grizzled veteran, you have some late-teen monster girls with crushes on you.

>> No.19350060

>>19350028
>hero
Exactly.
That's who's getting corrupt and acting on his basest instincts.

>> No.19350073

>>19350060
If anything, he's denying his base instincts by singlemindedly heading to the First Flame.
Sif knows what will happen if he gets there and would rather live in the Age of Dark then see him burn there.

>> No.19350241

>>19350040
>late-teen monster girls
For some reason, the first thing that came to mind was DFC monstergirls wearing braces.

>> No.19350262
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19350262

All monster girls give it their all when a boy invites them to the beach, even CC librarian elves.

>> No.19350320

>>19350241
Those would be early teens, but I imagine some of those girls would go looking for him as well.

>> No.19350333

>>19350262
I've never found these kinds of bikinis attractive. They leave too little to the imagination, and are too limited in size to have an interesting design or form.

Clearly, this elf is inexperienced with dressing up, and tried to heighten her sex appeal by revealing as much boob as possible. I pity her, anon, I really do.

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>>19348385
>Lich
I really don't see it.

>> No.19350350

>>19350262
>>19350333
white school or sport swimsuit is the best

>> No.19350365

>>19350350
no dark
especially when it's wet
unless your girl is brown

>> No.19350376

>>19350262
This is Houts best elf. She has a great adventuring outfit.

>> No.19350387

>>19350333
How can secluded monster girls learn how to attract a man if all the things said in books are wrong?

>>19350350
One piece swimsuits are best for lolis and monster girls with modest chests
Big breasts that spill out of an old school swimsuit are far too lewd and not cute at all

>> No.19350400

>>19350262
>All monster girls give it their all when a boy invites them to the beach
I want to take a loli Wight to the beach and spread sunscreen on her pale microbikini-clad body.

>> No.19350457

>>19350400
>She removes her top and tell you to spread it evenly all across her chest
>She gives you the smugest look when she notices how aroused you are

>> No.19350471
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19350471

Grapesnake got SUCCed
https://imgur.com/a/ehFPb4f

>> No.19350517

>>19350262
im gonna invite all the shy and nerdy girls to the beach so I can see them get flustered in their fall too small swimsuits

>> No.19350524

>>19350471
I'm gonna assume she got defeated by a Pharaoh who was merciful enough to only hand her to a Succubus as punishment.
That Apophis days as a ruler of terror are over, if the training goes well she will become a proper lewd wife in no time.

>> No.19350536

>>19350471
Dog bless the Russian MGE community for giving us so much great art

>> No.19350567

>>19350471
aww jeez

>> No.19350648

>>19350524
I'd imagine that Succubus is going to take her and a timid boy who defaulted on his payments to a Tanuki who already had a husband and make them addicted to each other.

>> No.19350650

>>19350471
Eh

>> No.19350713

>>19350524
>>19350471
I bet the Pharaoh is recording this. The video would inspire lots of other Pharaohs that grapesnakes are not invincible.

>> No.19350725

>>19350471
I didn't know how much I wanted this until now.

>> No.19350726

>>19350713
My wife would like it.

>> No.19350733

>>19350471
I want a defeated grape snake

>> No.19350745

>>19350733
There's a pic of one getting burnt by the power of the sun as she's tied to a pillar.

>> No.19350752

>>19350745
No no no, I want one that's been defeated.
To marry.

>> No.19350772

What's the opposite of being graped?

>> No.19350801

>>19350772
According to the color wheel, yellowed.

>> No.19350818

>>19350801
>All men will learn to fear the Rice

>> No.19350823

>>19350818
The Jews fear the Samurai.

>> No.19350824

>>19350752
I think the slums or sewers of the Pharaoh's city is where defeated grapesnakes escape to and plot her revenge plan.

Speaking of dark places, this is also where you would find Flayers as well.

>> No.19350827

>>19350772
>>19350801
>get raped by something purple
>opposite is raping something yellow
...weresheep? Alice?

>> No.19350835

>>19350823
Well, that explains why I'm not afraid of Ochis then.
Give me some of them.

>>19350824
Then that's where I'm headed.

>> No.19350836

>>19350827
Perhaps a rare breed of lemony fresh slime?

>> No.19350852
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19350852

>>19350827
rape the Queen Bee!

>> No.19350878

>>19350852
>Anon rapes the Queen Bee
>She gets pregnant with half a dozen worker bees
Will responsibility be taken?

>> No.19350880

>>19350836
>a slime that smells so nice that men are compelled to bathe in it, and eventually dick it

>> No.19350883

>>19350878
He's gonna spend the rest of his days in the nest.

>> No.19350894

>>19350880
Isn't that basically what happens when you haul a bubble slime somewhere that’s not a dump?

>> No.19350898

>>19349679
>i don't care much for 3dpd
Liar

>> No.19350900

>>19350898
Is that so hard to believe

>> No.19350920
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19350920

>>19350894
Yes, for although the nice smell of a purified bubble slime is not as strong as the addictive scent her husband smells from her, the scent itself is believed to be similar.

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>>19350852

>> No.19350963

>>19350924
I do love special decorations worn for exotic body parts, but I'll take the queen bee design over this bee design any day.

>> No.19350965

>>19350920
No reason I can’t have an addictive pine-sol slime.

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>>19350898
>>19350900
Left to our own devices we're all doomed to long for 3DPD even if that feeling is buried deep within our subconscious, that's just how we're biologically programmed
This is why we need monster girls to rape us so hard that our body itself realizes how superior monster girls are and forgets all about 3DPD
I love how KC puts it in MGE, making it sound like you become irreversibly addicted to monster girl pussy after a single taste

>> No.19350977

>>19350924
>dat exposed camel toe

>> No.19350988

https://twitter.com/Haohi_Oterin/status/1014250610172911616
Victoria is into some weird shit

>> No.19350992
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19350992

>>19350972
Did it ever occur to you that maybe some of us are here precisely because that biological programming got fucked up? I can say with 100% certainty that I have never popped a boner to a real person in my life.
Don’t project your urges onto others.

>> No.19351006

>>19350992
I'm at the point where real porn does shit to me and I'm not really that much into the idea of fucking, but when a girl starts rubbing herself on me I can't resist but pop a boner.

>> No.19351013

>Ancient warlord wakes up centuries after her death.
>Comes to not only take note of her new body but also that everyone seems to have forgotten her glorious and terrible rule.

Must be hard.

>> No.19351017

>>19350988
Looks like the good shit to me, was her sister mari teaching her stuff?

>> No.19351024

>>19351017
The hat's a natural

>> No.19351035

>>19351013
Popping a boner in reaction to physical stimuli is a lower spinal reflex, you can't control that.

>> No.19351051

>>19351035
I don't know if explaining how boners work will ease the pain for that warlord.

>> No.19351070

>>19350992
I believe that the more you love monster girls the more you come to realize the flaws of human girls.
On a mental level I can rest assured that my love and desires are only directed at monster girls, I can't say the same on a physical level. I'm fairly certain this is true for most anons.

>>19351006
I've given up on porn about 2 months ago, it still works but it's just not satisfying.
Meanwhile I can read/post something lewd about monster girls and my boner runs as wild as my imagination.
>when a girl starts rubbing herself on me I can't resist but pop a boner.
I somehow read that as "loli monster girl", I too wouldn't be able to resist.

>> No.19351074

>>19351013
She can start again. Get a few servants, a sex slave, and start raiding the countryside.

>> No.19351085

>>19348385
>Kiki
Nope, especially since I rarely ever talk to family that isn't immediate.

>> No.19351088

>>19351074
Maybe, but assuming she's from Zipangu, there may be a few Ochi that do remember her...vaguely.
And some weird foreigner who doesn't know what she's saying but it sounds haughty and she has massive tits so its probably worth it.

>> No.19351113

>>19351070
Loli monster girls grinding against people is high tier material.

>You will never be the boyfriend to a pack of imps or mice that shamelessly rub against you and flirt with you in public

>> No.19351125

>>19350900
Liar liar pants on fire!

>> No.19351129

>>19351113
I'm particularly fond of lolis who rub their face against your crotch whenever you sit down, especially if they're wolves or foxes.

>> No.19351131
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>>19351013
>After 10,000 years I'm free!
>It's time to GET A BOYFRIEND!

>Wait, was that how that usually went?
>Ah, whatever.

>> No.19351147

>>19351129
Loli girls also do synergize well with scent fetishes. I like the idea of a mouse loli stealing my clothes so she can wear them and huff my scent whenever she wants.

>> No.19351165
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>>19351147
Scent stuff works with essentially any beastgirl.
Though it might be odd with snakes, since they have to lick for the same effect.

>> No.19351166

>>19351088
It's harder now, with the lack of good swordsman and horses, and the police are always tracking you, but she can do it.

>> No.19351172

I need something to write in order to get this rust off my bones.

>> No.19351189

>>19351131
God have mercy on the first man she finds.

>>19351166
>She mistakes a help-desk technician for a wizard.
Granted, spells and programs really wouldn't be all that dissimilar so you could have folks pulling double duty.

>> No.19351193

>>19351172
Write about some sort of rust based monstergirl.

>> No.19351203

>>19351172
Have you considered comedy?

>> No.19351254
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19351254

Any 100% foolproof way to get a dragon/jabberwock wife?

>> No.19351268

>>19351189
>Hello, this is Arcana support, have you double-checked the integrity of your summoning circle?

>> No.19351277

>>19351193
>Rust bug mamono
>eats your armor clean, then laughs at your exposed body until you either cry or try to rape her

>> No.19351282

>>19351254
1. be a dragonslayer, dragons will take it as a challenge.
2. Be a prince, dragons will kidnap you for ransom money.
3. Steal from her hoard.

>> No.19351287

>>19351268
>Hello yes I was summoned by a human and...why does he just want to cuddle?

>> No.19351297

>>19351287
>"Mam, that DOES sound like an actual summon, not a broken one...Yes....I understand but sometimes that just happens. Have a nice day."
>'Whats up?'
>"Responder error."

>> No.19351320

>>19351203
Where did that come from?

>> No.19351323

>>19351254
Stumble into wonderland and whip your dick out in front of one. No really, they submit quite easily.

>> No.19351338

>>19351323
Wouldnt the closest one take you instead?

>> No.19351354

I want to get a scalp massage from a Kej.

>> No.19351386

>>19351354
I want a body massage from a wight.

>> No.19351405

>>19351338
Probably but it's worth the risk.

>> No.19351460

>>19351282
I'll be a dragonslyer prince that wants to steal from her hoard then.

>> No.19351480
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>>19351254
Find a way to activate their maternal instincts harder than a Succubus successfully preventing a shota from drawing his own blood on a summoning circle.

>> No.19351509

Sure is peaceful around here the last few days with a certain someone missing.

>> No.19351521

>>19351509
Who?

>> No.19351526

>>19351509
Certainly a lot slower too, the people calling samefag were on to something.

>> No.19351527
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>>19351521
If you don't know it's best not to think about it, just enjoy the peace and have a Whoors Lite

>> No.19351549

>>19351509
>>19351526
Seems that guy doesn't want to get pozzed by dozens of street signs and "you mistyped the catpcha" pages just to shitpost. So there's one upside to jewgle and/or gookmoot losing their fucking minds and ruining this website.

>> No.19351551

>>19351480
I'm always up for some titty devils

>> No.19351567

>>19351549
>pozzed
You really like using that word, don't you.

>> No.19351582

>>19351551
I enjoy my devils stacked, although if that stack is up top or down below doesn't matter.
Some chub is a plus too

>> No.19351618

>>19351480
>succubus leaps out of the half finished circle, wingtips singed due to the incomplete ritual
>covered in soot and her hair is messed up, clearly upset with her arms crossed
>in an admonishing tone of voice, very annoyed, she starts lecturing him on how big a mistake he was going to make, how it wasn't worth in the first place, and so on
>she eventually runs out of steam, and he hasn't said a word yet
>she looms over him, boot tapping like an angry principal, and asks "So? What do you have to say for yourself?"
>"...I just wanted my mom back."
>dumbfounded silence, a moment of thought, a matronly smile and a poof of colored smoke as the succubus' clothes change to jeans, a turtleneck, and apron
>"I can't promise you that, but I'll see what I can do."
>cue slice of life with succumom, who doesn't always get it right but tries her best anyway

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>>19342940
>tfw no Sabbath Gyaru

>> No.19351632

>>19351527
Well I'd like to know.

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>>19351618
Good girl.

>> No.19351640

>>19351629
>tfw no desert sabbath
Not loli desert races, just desert themed baphos, familiars and witches.

>> No.19351668

>>19351640
Anon no, could you handle chocolate, sphinx colored familiars?

>> No.19351680

>>19351618
>lecturing him
>not pulling him into a hug while sobbing, and then lecturing him

>> No.19351681

>>19351668
No but that's why I want them, especially if they come wearing exotic dancer outfits.

>> No.19351691

>>19351681
Anon no, you'll have desert idols in dancer uniforms!

>> No.19351697

>>19351640
Ironic you should mention that because every time I think of a Baphomet short it involves a Knight Templar-like character struggling with the conflict that his 'sister' and wife is a Baphomet while putting on a show for the Chief God forces in a desert city.

>> No.19351699

>>19351460
Oh, there's gotta be a backstory to make an MG swoon in there.

>>19351618
Haha Naru Mono

>> No.19351774

>>19351691
How terrible, they'd be too tempting to resist and before I knew it I'd be a full blown Sabbath member.

>> No.19351819

>>19351527
Any hints you could drop, I'm curious as well.

>> No.19351821

>>19351774
Brown just increases the lewd by a good 20%

>> No.19351855

>>19351819
Probably a certain fan of fishy MGs.

>> No.19351881
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You may not like it but this is what peak relationships look like anon.

>> No.19351893

Is a story about an Oni posing as a prostitute too taboo?

>> No.19351905

>>19351893
I'd enjoy it.

>> No.19351926

>>19351893
Why would she be that

>> No.19351934

>>19351893
Well its canon if nothing else, the monster girl pseudo brothels found in Zipangu are detailed pretty heavily in MGE volume 2.

>> No.19351968

>>19351934
In what moment does it say anything about Onis though, they're supposd to be filled of humans, kejorous and other monsters that live on the cities

>> No.19352013

>>19351893
>Aren't you a little tall for a prostitute?

>> No.19352024 [DELETED] 

>>19352013
>"All the better to spot a customer."
>Aren't you a little rough to be a prostitute?
"H-hey, some guys like it that wa-"
>And don't you have too much to be a prostitute?
>"DO YOU WANT SEX OR NOT?"

>> No.19352026

>>19350262
the beach is evil never go

>> No.19352034

>>19351968
Kejourou do mingle with human prostitutes, but the Yukaku seem to be specifically for monsters. Further, small ones could well exist in the rest stops and lodges that monsters build in remote areas of Zipangu for travelers.

We aren't actually told about what sorts of monsters make up the usual workers at yukakus. Onis are so boisterous that most of them probably wouldn't do well at one, but I can see at least some taking an interest.

>> No.19352035

>>19351968
Only monster girls are mentioned to be working in yukaku.

>> No.19352042

>>19352013
>"All the better to spot a customer."
>Aren't you a little rough to be a prostitute?
>"H-hey, some guys like it that wa-"
>And don't you have too much muscle to be a prostitute?
>"DO YOU WANT SEX OR NOT?"

>> No.19352043
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>>19350387
loli fish doesn't even need to wear a swimsuit

>> No.19352055

>>19350898
i don't trust women at all

>> No.19352059

>>19352034
More specifically, the text while talking about the forests and mountains monsters control and the rest stops they build for humans, mentions that many have developed into "pleasure dens to attract more men."

>> No.19352062

>>19351618
I'd want something like this. Succubutt adopts shota Anon despite having no clue how to raise a kid while also trying to keep her monster urges in check around him

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>>19345851
Anon can you please sauce me? I need another Monster Girl manga.

>> No.19352072

>>19351051
he meant to reply to
>>19351006

>> No.19352074

>>19352066
Monster Musume no Oisha-san
Author: ORIGUCHI Yoshino, Kanemaki Thomas

>> No.19352084
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>>19352074
Thank you thank you!!! Have a cute headpat picture!

>> No.19352096

>>19351165
i am ok with licking

>> No.19352110

>>19352074
>first page is a cowgirl pregnant from a monsterboy
Eh.

>> No.19352116

>>19351070
same, i keep thinking about them and getting multiple erections while trying to sleep. conversely it takes me hours to find 3dpd that i might be able to get half an erection for and i'd rather beat to some 3d hentai instead. i fucking wish MMD HMV's would fuck off

>> No.19352124

>>19351893
>oni doesn't fundamentally understand how being a prostitute works
>thinks she's just supposed to stand on a corner until she sees a man she likes, then drags him off to have sex
>doesn't even know she's supposed to ask for money

>> No.19352150

>>19352096
Incidentally, snakes do smell in a regular way with their noses too. But if they catch a whiff of something that interests them they start flicking their tongues, as that allows them to smell more keenly and to taste at the same time.

In other words a lamia could start sniffing you conventionally, only to move to flicking, fluttering licks as she gets excited.

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>>19352150

>> No.19352163

>>19352150
i wonder which of hecker, lamia or chesh gives best licks

>> No.19352199
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>>19352059
Remember that although monsters and humans get along fairly well in Zipangu, the wilderness regions are still demon realms even if they're green ones.
Don't travel the remote roads alone, much less at night. It's easy to get hopelessly lost and the locals are counting on it.

>> No.19352207

>>19352199
I suppose it's a good thing I never had a good sense of direction then.

>> No.19352212

>>19352124
She couldn't do worse than a ushi.

>> No.19352215

>>19352042
I'd imagine while she's shouting that she's scooped anon up and is carrying him off for rough snu-snu.
Hours later, the other girls are still going to be hearing her muffled screams and the creaking of bedsprings from her basement chambers.
At one point she actually stumbles out the door begging for help before getting dragged back in because she the enhancers she gave her victim were too strong.

>> No.19352222

>>19352215
>Next morning in the brother she's walking with a limp and has hollow eyes, along with a goofy smile, while the guy is munching on breakfast.

Such an interesting place

>> No.19352224

>>19352199
Is dat some Ryugujo?

>> No.19352230

>>19352215
This is getting worse

>> No.19352236

>>19352199
Umi Oshos would be the only zipangu natives to be actually helpful if you asked for directions.
Maybe a kunoichi too since they don't have time for games

>> No.19352237
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>>19352199
>>19352207
Zipangu sounds fun and comfy.

>> No.19352238

>>19352224
That's a peaceful backwoods shrine.
There's not NEARLY enough titties hanging out for it to be a Ryugujo.

>> No.19352249

>>19352222
It's more along the lines of the other girls head for the commons from their rooms to get breakfast and prepare for the husband hunt only to see her practically skipping by with two trays of food for her and her new husband.
They're going to cuddle all day long.

>>19352230
You seem boring.

>> No.19352256

>>19352238
Not to mention ryugujos are, ya know, under the sea.

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>>19352162
>>19352150
I love snek

>> No.19352265
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19352265

Winter mofu is best mofu

>> No.19352272

>>19352249
As it should be.
She'll probably be so excited she'll be telling the other girl's shes probably pregnant already.

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>>19352263
And snek love you

>> No.19352274

>>19352265
I can't argue with that.

>> No.19352283

>>19352150
>lamia catches a whiff of the man she likes after a hard, sweaty day of work
>so much reflexive lip-licking that her lips are chapped the next day

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>>19352199
Reminder to always show your appreciation for the divine dragons of Zipangu.

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>>19352290
We'll send over supplies, though the rope-bridges of >>19352237 will be difficult to traverse.

>> No.19352328

>>19352323
Waterways make getting stuff there pretty easy though.

>> No.19352331

>>19352273
if i didn't love shog so much i'd have a hard time deciding between a hellhound or lamia

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Help, I'm addicted to soft monsters

>> No.19352381
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>>19352360
Here's a soft heretic

>> No.19352391

>>19352360
I hear you.

>> No.19352412

>>19352381
she looks so delicious

>> No.19352414

>>19352273
Remember to massage your snake with warming oils during the winter months to stave off hibernation and build a closer bond

>> No.19352424

>>19352412
She's beckoning you over for a taste, Anon. Do you accept?

>> No.19352428
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>>19352360
How soft

>> No.19352451

>>19352381
>Bapho with a nice soft bust
ALL OF MY YES

>> No.19352457

>>19352199
Danukis are helpful too. As long as you pay them slightly better than the locals. Which is easily done, desu. No one in the boonies has much money, So prices are cheap.My wife says that no amount of money would've been enough to allow me to escape. Go to an Unmarried danuki for maps, desu. Or not, Mofu , gold and sake makes for a nice team

>> No.19352461

>>19352424
how could i not

>> No.19352463

>>19352428
you-can-sleep-on-top-of-them tier soft

>> No.19352487

>>19352428
I want a cuddlecow this big and soft

>> No.19352492

>>19352150
I vaguely remember that snakes have thermal sensors in the nasal cavity, too. This anon >>19352414, probably couldn't hide in the winter, even if he wanted to.

>> No.19352516

>>19352492
It's winter, though. Snakes don't do well in the cold.

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19352547

>>19352516
Just throw a tail warmer on them

>> No.19352552

>>19352516
You're higher or lower in reference to the equator to me, desu. Remember to bundle up.
>Snakes without trapped "body warmers" don't do well in the cold.
Fixed that for you, desu.

>> No.19352562

>>19352552
I wish to be trapped in the house by a needy bunyip all winter.

>> No.19352581

>>19352562
>She starts off nervous and twitchy, trying to move closer to you and then backing off while shivering.
>After about an hour she's wrapped around you, your head is between her tits and she's watching you play video games with sparkles in her eyes.

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>> No.19352614

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beat the heat by hugging a yuki.
Do it now

>> No.19352619

They way elementals react to even joking about ending your covenant is how i think a lot of monsters would react to joking about breaking up or divorcing.

>> No.19352622
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>>19352614
I can get behind this.

>> No.19352623

Would training your daughteru in martial art be the same as all anime training i.e beating the bejeesus out of them until they learn how to fight

>> No.19352631

>>19352623
I thought that was how all martial arts are taught?
Or did my boxing teacher have problems

>> No.19352632

>>19352623
Could be. Imagine training a little Hinezumi or Salamandr like that.

>> No.19352639

>>19352623
Depends on the execution. At what point does it transition from training to flat out abuse?

>> No.19352647

>>19352639
When you dont learn anything about hitting back

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Stupid sexy Hellhounds

>> No.19352664

>>19352428
>"Sorry, just checking to see if they are up to the task of feeding all of our daughters."
>*flustered cow noises*

>> No.19352665

>>19352631
Not him.Actually yes.This is basically standard for martial arts training. It's only weird if sensei makes you practice naked.
>>19352639
Not him. When damage won't repair itself without medical intervention, then the line has been crossed. Or an accident has occurred. It happens to everyone eventually, desu.

>> No.19352730

>>19352639
Probably different depending on the girl. Kobold daughterus, for example, wouldn’t need training that’s really rough.

But if it was the DL’s husband training lolims, he’d probably have to send them flying across the room multiple times during training sessions.

>> No.19352739

>>19352658
And a 'rAB' to you toomiss hotdog.

>> No.19352752

>>19352730
>Kobold daughterus, for example, wouldn’t need training that’s really rough.
I think one anon would probably prove you wrong.

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>still no translations for any of the new content

>> No.19352784

>>19352730
Do not beat up the lil' lim

>> No.19352788

>>19352752
Well first, I don't think I'd ever be training my Kobold daughteru to do any fighting anon. As far as the other bit, her rubberized Demon Silver catsuit is only for very, very rare occasions.

>> No.19352797,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>19352788
>Well first, I don't think I'd ever be training my daughteru to do any fighting anon

It strikes me that, before the current DL took over, this would be seen as crazy talk by people. Because if you didn’t train your children to fight, they’d get killed by monsters or worse.

>> No.19352796

>>19352765
What content are you referring to? The World Guide Side II stuff? If so, that's because Redux and the wiki haven't been given permission to translate stuff that wasn't authored by Kenkou, plus its questionable if its even canon to the MGE.

That said, some of it has been translated by a fan if you're curious: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1546&start=50

>> No.19352797

>>19352658
i want to fall asleep on her stomach

>> No.19352804

>>19352788
It strikes me that, before the current DL took over, this would be seen as crazy talk by people. Because if you didn’t train your children to fight, they’d get killed by monsters or worse.

>> No.19352808

>>19352788
Impressive physical stamina may be an unintended side effect of your trials. Almost certainly when compared to her peers.

>> No.19352822

>>19352804
My headcanon isn't nearly that kind of setting anon, it's a comfy modern alternate-earth one.

>>19352808
I mean, she definitely would have a certain level of physical fitness thanks to our 'family activities'. Maybe not noticeable all the time, but definitely there.

>> No.19352828

>>19352808
It's been established that monstergirls who start having sex earlier are more likely to be popular at school for a number of reasons regardless of where the sex comes from.

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>>19352797
I wanna fall asleep on a hellhounds chest fluff

>> No.19352860

>>19352804
I agree. The legacy of the old era would leave marks in any concurrent age.Legacies are persistent. IRL a large portion of martial arts skill is transmitted via families/communities. It's hard to stomp out legacy practices. My Si-Gung's lineage is from a monk that hid among several families during a gov purge. He taught Chuan Fa to the families sheltering him in exchange for room and board. Generations later during ANOTHER gov purge, the families had to emigrate. By the way, the Chinese gov can fuck itself.

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>>19352797
bellies are far too overlooked

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Where the unpatriotic fuck is the MURRICAN MGs at in here?

One time out of the entire year anon, just one! ONE JOB

>> No.19352877

>>19352830
hopefully she removes the chains

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>>19352869
grossly so

>> No.19352888

>>19352873
Turkey girl when?

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>>19352873
It's not even the 4th on the east coast yet slow down fuckass.

>> No.19352911

>>19352883
Obviously not when it comes to shog. It's like a glowing 'aim here' sign. Or does it only glow when 'full'?

>> No.19352925

>>19352888
I would like another meaty harpy to gobble gobble gobble up.

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Evildoers beware!

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>>19352614
Who cools the Yukis in the summer?

>> No.19352944

>>19352935
Warm island songs.

>> No.19352956

>>19352911
Cum powered maid.

>> No.19353000

>>19352944
Ice Queens need warm island songs and summer dresses and sun hats

>> No.19353044

If a nightmare can enter your dreams and nightmares, can she also enter your wet dreams?
About her

>> No.19353045

>>19353044
That is what she does.

>> No.19353046

>>19353044
>My own clone!

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>What's wrong Anon?
>Don't tell me your transfixed on my little footsies.
>Wondering what they might feel like rubbing against you?
>What a pervert!
>I can't believe it worked. Using my powers to keep him still... I'll be able to tease him all I want! Hee-hee!

>> No.19353053

>>19353052
Dumb eye monster.

>> No.19353056

>>19353044
>'Fufufu, so this is what you're dreaming of, you naughty bo-'
>SPLOOSH
>'A-Ah! It's everywhere! My clothes are completely soaked! By the gods!'

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>tfw your fox nee-san will never sit you in her lap and hug you close, letting you rest your head between her sizable breasts
>she will never wrap her tails around you, enveloping you in their warmth and softness
>you will never be lulled to sleep by the sweet scent of your nee-san
>you will never get to experience such a deep and restful sleep whenever you want

>> No.19353059

>>19353052
footfags out ree

>> No.19353063

>>19353044
It's best to just tell yourself that anything can happen in dreams(or Wonderland, which is just as odd). That's the best way to avoid frothing at the mouth anon.

>> No.19353064

>>19353052
Cute.

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Sally's big sister is a high level adventurer! She's very strong!

>> No.19353068

>>19353065
Can she beat The Bucket? Hinezumi can't.

>> No.19353072

>>19353052
Her foot is literally the least transfixing part. To coin a phrase, I was EYING everywhere else on her but there. (Because vagina. Yeah I know. Boohiss me, puns are bad...

>> No.19353079

>>19348234
Can I get a funyip?

>> No.19353084

>>19353079
>A Bunyip dressed as a clown.

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Happy 4th everyone! God Bless America!

>> No.19353089

>>19353086
Fucking yanks rubbing their freedom all over my face.

>> No.19353094

>>19353084
HONK HONK 'mate!

>> No.19353096

>>19353084
Does she honk everytime you thrust in her?

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>>19353068
No bully!

>> No.19353119

>>19353116
Yes bully!

>> No.19353120

>>19353116
I'll bully those fire rats all I want!

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>>19353120
Oi oi...

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>>19353138
I mean, that's what I would say if I was a terrible person. Thankfully I'm not!

>> No.19353165

>>19353089
Rub them all over my face? So soft. I mean, err. Yes, damn the voluptuous american pigdogs.And their soft arousing freedom.

>> No.19353178

>>19353057
Portals now, pls.

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>>19353178
Yes please. I just want to meet a lonely Echidna next door and give my grandma great-grandkids to spoil.

>> No.19353204

>>19352911
it glows every time her husband touches her or anything she has made

>> No.19353206

>>19353198
I just want low-effort comfy with a cute girl. Granny would definitely end up a great granny, though.

>> No.19353213

>>19353198
>>19353206
How would you go about introducing your waifu and daughterus to your extended family?

>> No.19353219
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>tfw no wolf onee-chan who protects you from demons who only want you for your man meat

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>>19353219
9-brained nee-sans with abyssal magicks!

>> No.19353229

>>19353213
They'd probably meet her at the Chinese wedding or at a Chinese New Year's reunion dinner. I'm not particularly close to my extended family so beyond that I wouldn't make the effort. Exception: grandmother gets notified same time as my parents, of course.

>> No.19353239

>>19353213
I don't deal much with my extended family, so they'd just see them whenever. Mom and Grandma would be the only ones to worry about; that would involve a lot of talking and showing of a few pictures before they're actually allowed to meet the waifu or daughteru, then I duck out of the way once the chattering begins.

>> No.19353242

>>19353219
I'd rather have her possessed armor rival

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>>19353228
I've always liked the head-tentacle look versus the waist-tentacle look.

>> No.19353260

>>19353257
Who is this bespectacled tentacle miracle?

>> No.19353269

>>19353213
I think they'd just be happy I found someone and that I'm happy. Mother, siblings and grandparents are all fairly accepting people and if worst comes to worst I guess my waifu could just polymorph herself when we cone back over for visits and stuff. I think she'd do that anyway for the larger family gatherings, our daughteru too.

>> No.19353276

>>19353269
>our daughteru too.
And now I have this image of a "my daughter's first polymorph" album chronicling all of her awkward first attempts. Definitely something to show to her boyfriend on first dates later.

>> No.19353278

>>19353260
I actually have no idea, I've just always liked her design. Brief search says she's from something called Noah Fantasy

>> No.19353298

>>19353276
That sounds pretty cute anon, it'd be like learning to walk or ride a bike.

I think my daughteru could get it down quickly enough, especially when she's getting healthy doses of spirit energy from me.

>> No.19353314

>>19353213
i wouldn't and would instead fuck off to nowhere

>> No.19353319

>>19353314
You can't just fuck off to nowhere anon, everywhere is somewhere.

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>>19353257
She seems like trouble, and fun.

>> No.19353325

>>19353319
i'd like to live somewhere where violent storms are common

>> No.19353327

>>19353323
The beauty of her tentacles is really something else. The artist obviously has a fondness for them.

>> No.19353332

>>19353213
Honestly Anon im pretty sure unless my daughters started getting a bit too flirty with me they'd have no problem with my new family. Especially since the wife is absolutely loaded.

>> No.19353333

>>19353325
Like Monsoon Lagoon?

>> No.19353335

>>19353325
That sounds comfy.

>> No.19353336

>>19353325
There is a bay in South america that's under a perputal thunderstorm.

>> No.19353338

>>19353336
does it have high winds and heavy rain?

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>>19353333
Wasted

>> No.19353349

>>19347036
are for assisting as their right hand man in all they're schemes. But secretly also for foiling their schemes in the background while pretending to be a dolt, pinky and the brain style.

>> No.19353354

>>19353327
I don't typically like tentacles, but yeah she makes them look really appealing.

>> No.19353364

>>19353335
perfect place to be comfy with shog

>> No.19353367

>>19353349
It's important to get back to the status quo before the next episode.

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I just think it looks really cool. That birb.

>> No.19353393

>>19353387
>Wow! Humans make big cities!

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>>19353387
this is my favorite bird

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I want to make a shortstack my little size queen breeding machine.

>> No.19353484

>>19353467
i like my shortstacks about the size of midna

>> No.19353488

>>19353405
Is this old .less art?

>> No.19353492

>>19353488
Yes.

>> No.19353514

>>19353492
He really needs to compile all his art into one location.

>> No.19353540

>>19353488
it was something i saw on instagram but i don't remember

>> No.19353541

>>19353467
I want a Nurarihyon and a nureonago both with this bodytype.

>> No.19353576

>>19353541
Life with a shortstack wife slime sounds comfy

>> No.19353642

>>19352199
I always found it annoying that KC writes mananomana corruption as a unstoppable , unpreventable force that will always corrupt the lands.
And then he does Zipangu and is like "eh, they live in harmony and the land hasn't even been effected."

>> No.19353649

>>19353642
Green demon realms aren’t exclusive to Zipangu by any means.

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Hey there.
This is the first time I've posted one of my stories here, so please enjoy.
https://pastebin.com/gfxhXCqW
Feel free to check out some of my other stories as well.

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>>19353700
A new writefag?

>> No.19353725

>>19353387
I would love to see the MGC Carrier Pidgeon postal girls at work!

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>>19353725
Meiru, meiru!

>> No.19353747

>>19353514
As I remember he deleted his old pic gallery on purpose because he embarrassed by his old shit art or whatever

>> No.19353755

>>19353700
Love your stuff, keep it up!

>> No.19353759

>>19353704
Been writing monstergirl stories for a while now, but I've not posted them here. So yeah, I suppose you could say so.

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