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>excuse me sir, I got lost and can't find my way home, will you help?

Your answerings?

>> No.19344400

>>19344362
Yes, I will.

>> No.19344450

>>19344362
>Your answerings?
I'd attempt to rape her.

>> No.19344456

>>19344362
Sure, come inside my apartment

>> No.19344468

>>19344362
Sure, where's your home? Let's go that way until you recognize something.

>> No.19344478

>>19344362
I’ll give her a hamburger and take her home

>> No.19344692

>>19344362
Depends on the context. I mean, where even does this situation takes place?

>> No.19344716

>>19344362
JESUS CHRIST A GHOST

>> No.19344722

>>19344450
>>19344456
Get out.

>> No.19344737
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>>19344722
Don't blame me for having a penis, blame Youmu for being so irresistible.

>> No.19344746

>>19344737
I also can't help having lewd thoughts about Youmu, but trying to rape her is inexcusable.

>> No.19344753

>>19344746
I agree. Just get her hand in marriage. I'm sure Yuyuko would be willing to give it pretty easily.

>> No.19344764

>>19344753
The things I would do just to have Youmu waiting for me when I come home, preparing foor while wearing only her apron.

>> No.19344769
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>>19344746
>>19344753
Good idea, I hadn't thought about that.

>> No.19344802

>>19344764
You'll be able to do a lot more with her than just that if you marry her.

>>19344769
Do remember that as her husband, you'll be expected to care for her. And provide her with several healthy beautiful quarter ghost children.

>> No.19344834 [DELETED] 

>>19344362
Try my best to help her, maybe give her some snack so she while on the way, and leave when she find her home.

>> No.19344849

>>19344362
Try my best to help her, give her some snack while on the way, and leave when she find her home.

>> No.19345107

>>19344802
>And provide her with several healthy beautiful quarter ghost children.
Providing her with lots of children is the only thing I have in my mind right now.

>> No.19345111

>>19345107
You will have to help take care of them though. Youmu still needs to do her gardening duties.

>> No.19346150
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>>19344753
>Just get her hand in marriage. I'm sure Yuyuko would be willing to give it pretty easily.

Yuyuko would certainly be delighted to let you marry Youmu.

Not this guy, though.

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>> No.19347093

>>19346150
I'm pretty sure he's either dead or gone though.

>> No.19347727
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>>19347093

If he was just gone, he would come back the minute catches wind of Youmu marrying a guy.

If he was dead, Yuyuko would be fucking his ghost every waking moment.

>> No.19348145

Too green.

>> No.19348148

>>19347727
>If he was dead, Yuyuko would be fucking his ghost every waking moment.
Lewd.

>> No.19352344

>>19348145
You're right, her hair should look more silver-ish

>> No.19352376

>>19347727
Wether he likes it or not, Youmu-chan is a young girl, so it's only natural for her to get a boyfriend, who she'll have lots of sex with.

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