/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's disturbing how close this pic is to how I imagine my childhood friend fantasy going.

>>19333000
Tell me more.

God I'm sick of all these new fucking garbage threads where someone just says post pics plz. Mods need to do their fucking job, everybody knows /jp/ isn't allowed to be active.

Pick one.

>>19333001
Basically it goes like this:
>Have a Tomboy Demon Childhood Friend
>One day she hears my family's moving away so she suggests we play hide and seek with the stakes that I'll have to sign a contract if I lose so she can make me stay.
>Parents find me before she can and take me to the car.
>Demon tries to go to my house after hours of looking only to find that we've already moved.
>Years later she tracks me down in MGC living in a shitty apartment and working a dead end grocery job and sneaks into my apartment.
>Healing sex, the signing of a childhood contract and a promise to never play hide and seek again ensue.

I want a cute Shoggoth GF!

When I was a young boy, I was taught a bit about the Greek mythology. After hearing about Medusa, I had a boner.

>>19333022
I forgot a small detail.
>Afterwards I move in with her, and we end up having a kid.
>Then because I'm weak and can't just leave them there we end up adopting a bunch of orphans off the street until we end up with 22 daughterus in all.

>>19333034
About a girl being so hot a god raped her and another god cursed her for being raped?
You have some strange taste there anon.

>>19333022
>>19333036
So you going to write this up or what?

Pantyhose.

>>19333100
the best article of clothing to be perfectly honest

>>19333100
Yes, yes good.

>>19333100
I like this.

>>19333030
No such thing as a mg gf you only get a wife

What kind of monster would have the best chance at beating mankind's greatest weapon? The cock.

>>19333251
>hurr durr no one beats the cock
Dead meme

>>19333251
Bobbit Worm.

>>19333251
Literally none of them can beat our greatest weapon.

>>19333251
Emotionless Liches

>>19333251

>>19333251
Yanderes.
They already worship the cock so it doesn't affect them.

>>19333251
None of them, you're asking the impossible.
>>19333270
Just smash their phylactery.

>>19333310
What happens if I dunk my cock inside her phylactery?

>>19333263
>>19333310
>no one beats dick XD
stale meme you fucking redditors
I want a dark elf to choke me while riding!

>>19333334
>I want a dark elf to choke me while riding!
Wouldn't that be dangerous? You might fall off the horse.

>>19333343
But anon
you are the "horse"

>>19333348
But how does one ride oneself? Is this a Zen riddle?

>>19333334
Yes yes we know the thought of maledom upsets you, good thing KC and doujin artists don't listen to you.

>>19333457
>we know the thought of maledom upsets you
Actually it's more like the thought of femdom makes YOU upset seeing as you people bitch about it so much

>>19333457
>>19333462
You're both wrong, the correct position is to love and be loved in the manner you prefer

>>19333462
Please point to where I bitched about it, you seem unhinged.

>>19333468
>letting people have different taste than you
what kind of fucking faggot do you think I am

>>19333473
>Please point to where I bitched about it
1)I was talking about in general which is why I said "you people"
2)>good thing KC and doujin artists don't listen to you.
is clearly complaining about it and saying that it's shit

>>19333480
>1)I was talking about in general which is why I said "you people"
Yet you quite specifically said "YOU" separately, nice back peddling.
>is clearly complaining about it and saying that it's shit
That's just your paranoia speaking, to borrow the favourite word of one of your fellow femdom fags I have to say that you seem rather insecure.

>>19333496
>Yet you quite specifically said "YOU" separately, nice back peddling
It's clear what I meant since I said "you people" also
>That's just your paranoia speaking
It's not paranoia you said
>good thing KC and doujin artists don't listen to you.
You said "good thing" because you think it's shit

I still want a prim and proper lizardman knight to be my 'rival' while I play her nemesis!
I want to tell her all the lewd and unseemly things I'll do to her once I win!
I want her to try and hide how much it gets her off because she's secretly a gigantic pervert.

>>19333508
>It's clear what I meant since I said "you people" also
You worded yourself pretty poorly then by putting emphasis on the YOU for no good reason.
>You said "good thing" because you think it's shit
Thinking you know others thoughts that they didn't say is pretty paranoid dude, I meant because they still do maledom. Both KC and doujin artists still do femdom content.

I want to visit a MG mental asylum

>>19333547
>both KC and doujin artists still do femdom content.
Kc does not do femdom content

>>19333559
Would would occupy it's sordid cells?
Probably these two idiots for starters.

>>19333457
>Good thing the content is all the same
Uh?

>>19333565
Oh you're one of those, I can't believe I wasted my time replying.

>>19333583
One of what?

>>19333573
Crazed Shirohebis

>>19333586
One of "{[(those)]}".

Smug girls are the best girls. Prove me wrong.

>>19333631
>smug
>heartpupils
>nacho
Proceed.

>>19333631
The smaller the girl, the bigger her smug should be.

>>19333559
>Was a legitimate establishment for the possessed , captured yanderes, overly lewd women etc before the DL
>Now some of the monsterized inmates are literally running the asylum, which has been converted into a love hotel for couples and a hookup venue for those with particular personality preferences.

>>19333655
False, and the evidence for this is familiars.

>>19333681
Sweet innocent lolis are love, so are smug ones.
I'd take a smug familiar over an innocent one though.

>>19333733
>T. Familiar Union Head

Would be interesting to get strong enough to pull a reverse salamander, and marry the woman that can give YOU a good fight

>>19333747
Would be fun, although if I'm that strong I'd be going out and harem hunting girls that catch my eye.
Because I'm a pervert.

I wanna minotaur to slap me!

How valid is this as a means for writefaggotry?

>>19333733
Lolis that are lusty in a normal romantic way are the best

>>19333790
Every competent writer has some kind of plan, so yes. This is basic brainstorming.

>>19333790
I use the expanding sentence method, like I posted before

>>19333797
U wot m8

>>19333100

>>19333825
Its easy, just use you imagination and add words to other words

Example of word growth.
Werewolf
There was a werewolf
There was a werewolf called karen
There was a were wolf called karen that liked peanut butter sandwiches

And so on and so forth until you get
>karen was a werewolf that loved the scent of peanut butter, mainly becuase it reminded her of her co worker that she had taken a liking too, as he allways had sandwiches for lunch

ZIPANGESE DEMON REALM SILVER FOLDED TEN GORILLION TIMES

>Nice to meet you. From the way we met, you must be my destined man.

>>19333100
I want a pantyhose momen

>>19333866
I'm going to touch that horn

>>19333680
Oh dear lord imagine being the only male nurse there before monsters and now you’ve got at least four yandere girls fighting for your love and attention all day everyday.
Do you try to act professional in front of them? Or do you give into your more base desires and take advantage of truly sick girls who will stop at nothing to be your bride and have your children?

Hypothetical Nightmare here:

You've been hanging around a Demon for a while, not because you're a fan of any radical mumbo-jumbo, but because she's a genuinely fun person to talk to. She talks to no end about how much she enjoys cosplay, and has even shown you pictures of herself in outfits; She likes femme fatales, especially the female cast of Mortal Kombat.

She treats you to some drinks after a rough week at work, and you, being hopelessly drunk, start flirting with her. She tells you how cute you are, before asking to drive you to her place for a bit of fun. Understanding exactly what that implies, you wholeheartedly consent. She whisks you away in her refurbished '97 Lincoln Town Car, and as you enter the house, you're suffocated by the smell of incense. She seats you in the living room, and gives you a flirtatious peck on the lips before heading upstairs to change.

What emerges from the staircase is the demon, clad in revealing latex, and wearing an oversized cape. Her black hair is fluffed out in a comically 70's fashion, and her deep blue lipstick makes her lips seem comically oversexualized.She hands you a copy of Battletoads in Battlemaniacs, pointing towards the SNES sitting comfortably next to a CRT PVM in the corner of the room."You will sit on my lap while you play. I'll tease your neck, nipples, thighs, whatever I want, while you're playing, as long as it's not your cock. If you die, I'll run my hands up and down your little loser shaft, and make you edge. Game over, and I'll edge you with my mouth. Beat a level for the first time, and I'll let you cum anywhere that isn't inside my pussy. You'll get that once you've beaten the game."Knowing what you're up against, you want to flee from edging hell, but your body, reacting to the lewd scent of Melty Love, desperately craves her touch, no matter how humiliating. She grabs you by the chin, planting a waxy, electric-blue colored kiss on your cheek. "Hope you're ready to get good, scrub."

>>19333872
>meet an Unicorn in a park one day
>she’s going on and on about how you’re her ‘destined man’ and how she’s ‘waited for this day to come’
>not even thinking, you reach up and feel her horn while she’s talking
>she just goes silent and her face is flush
>you ask her what’s wrong
>”You’ve got to take responsibility now anon! We can’t just have sex out in the middle of public and not be married!”
>she then goes into a rant about marriage and children while talking about chapels for the service all the way to baby names
>while you’re just looking at her wondering if it’s really worth it
>it is

>>19333790
I dunno I just make shit up as I go along.

Is your waifu a gamer anons?

>>19333914
She is and she isn’t, she loves games as a kid and had to give them up to peruse a career. But now since she’s with me she’s been playing them again trying to git gud alongside me.

>>19333914
Hummina-hummina-hummina-hummina
Wait what? Games? No, she doesn't play video games.
She encourages our daughter to play Spyro to learn a Dragon's most important lesson, that is, all the shinies are hers

>>19333914
She's trying to learn about the modern world as best she can.

Danger: terrifying monster from the depths.

>>19333933
>Pull the LEVER!
>Silly mastah.

>>19333896
I don't have an appropriate reply, I just wanted to recognise the effort you put into this post.

Danger: terrifying monster from the depths

>>19333896
That’s all pretty specific anon, did this really happen to you?

>>19333937
Why do shogs talk like niggers?

>>19333943
I wanna wear her hat!

>>19333937
I'm really suspicious of Shogs, why are they so submissive? They are chaotic creatures from another world

>>19333954
They talk like Japanese girls though.

>>19333954
Retard

>>19333955
Anon that's part of her head.
>>19333958
I'm talking about the "mastah".

>>19333957
Technically they're from Earth and were specifically created to be subservient.

>>19333958
What accent does your waifu have?
My Hellhound waifu has a rough and tumble Brooklyn accent.

>>19333835
So i take it Karens going to follow him home on a full moon with a jar of peanut butter and some ideas?

>>19333963
Mastah is how Japanese girls pronounce it you stupid Klan Kid.

>>19333963
‘Mastah’ isn’t slave speak, the word you’re looking for is “Massah”, notice there’s no ‘T’ in it as that’s the important part of it.

>>19333965
I have no clue what kind of accent would be the hottest.

I want a Shoggoth maid with a thick southern accent now.

>>19333965
>tfw no Cheshire gf who sounds (and sometimes acts) like Harley Quinn
Why must we suffer in this life?

>>19333965
My Kiki wife has a French accent of course

Her gasps and moans are lovely!

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>19333994
I can’t associate French accents as being sexy as my grandmother was French, (my grandparents met after WWII).

Take it easy!

>>19333995
Nose bop!

>>19333995
Megalodon-chan isn’t scary! She’s just misunderstood!

>>19334017

>>19334022

>>19333965
Two words
SCOTTISH
JINKOS

>>19334014
Not him but i honestly would find her cute having difficulties to pronounces stuff.

>>19334030
You have awaken my fear boner, please continue.

>>19333946
Are you trying to imply that an anon passed through a mirror during the Dark Hour and is currently trapped inside a monster-girl-filled parallel universe? Because the only way that he would feasibly be able to communicate with us in our world would be using the dimension-crossing powers of the internet. However, by relaying these stories in the form of hypothetical scenarios, he would tear a void in the metaphysical plane from all of the combined fantasies, desires and delusions brought about by the hyper-realism. Such a void would create a Mandela-Rift in space-time big enough for the monsters to cross through, and by the time we realized they were here, the society unawares of these creatures would have already had their minds bent into believing they were here the whole time, making US appear to be the ones who were unaware of their existence this whole time. No anon would dare wish that upon humanity.

But that's just a hypothesis.

>muscle girl with a southern accent

>>19333965
Japanese would be the most fitting for a Tengu.

>>19334059
>When you are not American so "Southern" has connotations of poshness and sophistication

>>19334076
A posh muscle monster would be interesting.

>>19334084
I say boy, I say! You wouldn't be looking for a sparring partner - in the bedroom, that is!

>>19334076
>classy, posh, yet very muscled MGs
I’ll take two please.

>>19334041
>Dimension cross to another alternate universe where monster girls exist
>they have their own equivalent of 4chan
>have to go to monster /x/ because the human boy general on the zipangu board is too lewd and doesn't help
>They still want you to take pics of your dick
Would there be at least some help over there? I would definitely want a qt anon Lich to help me come to term with my situation by posting on monster /x/.

>>19334110
You ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving.

>>19333965
I just realized how weird it would be to hear a monster girl talk in my native language. Especially my waifu considering she's a lich.

I'm not sure how how to feel.

>>19334115
Well I'm taking the ball so you can't have it anyway.

>>19334123
Where do you come from?

>>19334123
I think it's impossible for anything to sound sexy in my native language so I'll just learn to speak Dragonic.

>>19333965
What kind of accent would a fairy girl have?

>>19334075
Grocery trips in rural areas are dangerous.

>>19334059
>tfw no southern belle Will o Wisp with a pepper plantation worked by Zombies.

>>19334136
Whatever accent HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! is.

Name a better Wonderland girl, I'll wait.

>>19334153
That’s racist and very insensitive to the fairy kingdom anon, you say you’re sorry or Titania-san won’t make you any more sweets!

>>19334129
Sweden.

>>19334133
Right? I could probably do some old-norse stuff or something.

>>19334160
I don't even like sweets, I'm a chili kind of guy.

>>19334157
Queen of Hearts.
Checkmate Atheists.

>>19334165
...yeah it would be weird.

>>19334157
Momerath

>>19334171
I'm even worse off.

I wanna make an Ushi-oni into an honest woman!

>>19334181
Can't imagine an Ushi-Oni dancing too well.

>>19334186
Spider types are wicked good at tap dance.

>>19334186
They probably have their a spider dance, something they probably call "mating ritual".

>>19334177
What is it?

>>19333631
Imagine

JUST IMAGINE

An Atlach-Nacha who has heart shaped pupils, a loving smug on her face, and she still insults and belittles you

>>19334112
I'm pretty sure mods on monstergirl 4chan would force tripcodes on anyone who confirms they're male, with the only workaround being buying a pass. It'd make you a lot easier to dox if you started getting followers dedicated enough to track you down and rape you.

And the ones who are nice to you are the ones you should be the most afraid of, since they're usually using the niceness as a crowbar to pry open your guard. The reason for this is because they have fetishes that would scare away normal men, such as shibari, wax torture, drugging, pet play, ageplay, momdom, and sometimes, power bottoming. You really need to be careful on the internet.

>>19333965
>Run into a Bunyip
>Expect a bogan Aussie accent
>She speaks in a fancy cultivated accent instead

>>19334198
Finnish, a language created by an autistic student of Martin Luther for a race of autistic dirt farmers.

I improved Rachnera.

>>19334202
Seems legit.

>>19334215
This is heresy.

>>19334215
Such hybrids would be welcomed in monster girl society. May she be ever lascivious!

>>19334215
That didn't make her move into my bedroom so I don't see any improvement.

>>19334201
I would guess a hardened 4chan user would not make any mistakes over there. They would use a proxy or something and bluff his way into intimidating most monsters by claiming he's into handholding.

>>19333914
Yes, although the cheshire does more of it while the jinko only does so casually

>>19334200
But why?

>>19334200
>Nacha letting you pound her without turning you into a spider for once
>Drooling, heart pupils, letting out moans about an octave higher than her usual voice
>Ask her if she's enjoying herself
"Y-you idiot! As if I would enjoy being spread open by your human dick! It's not even half as big as when I transform you! I'm only moaning out of pity, because you seem to be having so much fun!"She clenches her teeth in a feeble attempt to stifle an orgasm."At least pin me down like you do when you're a spider! H-how am I supposed to feel good when you're all lovey-dovey like this?!"

>>19334219
No, it's perfection.

>>19334231
Is it weird I find this cute?

>>19334225
Imagine being on a subway one night, having your hand seized by a sweaty, disheveled doppelgänger who only whispers "I found you.", staring at you with heart pupils.

Now it's Cerea's turn.

>>19333930
I'd love nothing more than to watch an ancient monster girl in this situation. Especially an ancient evil girl.
>"Oh, did you finally get past the first boss?"
>"But of course. No mid-boss is a match for the power of an Overlord like myself."
>her character dies to a low level mob
>"N-No, that wasn't my fault. This 'controller' contraption is to blame. It is not a proper conduit to assert my control over the little mortal in he 'televated screen'."
>"You mean 'television'."
>you ought not to have said that

>>19334243
Poor girl is going to have a body in flux.
My tastes change in cycles.

>>19334140
>Australian man tries to go to the store

>>19334253
She can just assert her control over me instead.

>>19334262
Just slap her titties and you'll be able to escape

>>19334231
Nothing implies that after the initial conversion to an incubus that they have the power to force you to transform. The entry just suggests their venom is how they turn you into an incubus with the ability to transform. All of the chaos transformations are completely controllable.

>>19334266
I'd like to steal a bunyip's mask. It would be fun collecting all of them and putting them on my huge bag.

>>19334266
You would know this from experience? You might have a stalker Bunyip on you! Be careful!

Any black harpy fans here?

>>19334241
Atlach-Nacha's whole deal is being a huge tsundere bitch in a strangely endearing way where her behavior conflicts her words.

>ywn be reverse-spitroasted by a liliraune

Got a commission done of my waifu looking cute and asking me for some tail brushes! It came out really nice, I love her a lot.

>>19334283
There's three ravens hanging out a short walk from where I live.

>>19334291
How does a reverse spitroast work anyway? Are you talking about when a girl sits on your face and the other on your dick?

>>19334293
Absolutely adorable, anon.

>>19334157
You're right. I can't.

>>19334266
I get the feeling that would be like playing dead in front of a grizzly.

>>19334286
She's crawling up my list so I guess it's working on me. The one in my head isn't a loli though, she's just tall and lithe.

>>19334291
Careful anon,some brainlet might think you mean futa

>>19334301
>Are you talking about when a girl sits on your face and the other on your dick?
Yes.

>>19334301
I think that's what he means.

>>19334303
She must get really really hot during summer. Good thing its still winter time here

>>19334316
Do you people also but butter on the bottom of your toast?

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

>>19334319
No, but we put vegemite on top of the butter on top of the toast.

I'm sure Bunyips go crazy over it too

>>19334319
>but butter

>>19334331
Put dammit, you know what I mean nee-san.

>>19334293
Cute wife dude.

>>19334344
Anubis drinking beer? Now I've seen it all.

How can other undeads even compete?

>>19334352
Must be graped.

>>19334355
With attitude.

>>19334283
World War Crow

>>19334075
I feel bad for mantis, lich took all the kuudere fans but bugs need love too.
>>19334293
Tail brushes? How indecent. Looks lovely though.

The summoning ritual worked!

>>19334374
Wait a minute, that's not a summoning circle! That's her tail!
Oh no!

>>19334355
By being one of the three undead kingdom nobility races, having sexy hips, butt and thighs and being around 10 years old

Cupids are cute and cool!

>>19334379
Then what summoned her?

>>19334387
And then anon realized HE was in HER bedroom.

>>19334387
Your fapping

>>19334386
They are chuunier than salamanders.

>>19334386
Busybodies.

Beware of CC foxes.

>>19334404
Why have a CC when you can have a CCC?

>>19334391
What if writefags, drawfags and other notable fellows who go radio silent were actually summoned into the monstergirl realm, never to return?

>>19334416
I hope Crayonanon is happy with his monster waifu.

>>19334416
As someone who has been here forever this makes me sad.
>>19334423
But also this.

>>19334416
Lucky sons of bitches.

>I do

>>19334293
It would be good to keep her tail clean. Nobody likes a filthy tail.

>>19334416
What if writefags, drawfags and other notable fellows who go radio silent were actually hit by a fucking car and died?
One of these is more likely than the other.

>>19334451
Silly anon, everyone knows that getting hit by a vehicle is the best way to get isekai'd

>>19334416
>harblador got sucked though a portal and found a loli oni
>massage anon got kidnapped by an anubis after he wrote his first story
>RS got tail'd
It all makes sense now.

>>19334461
What would happen if Bollocks got portal'd?

>>19334435
By how intense love is for monsters i'm surprised people get waifu'd without problems. Where are the monster girls that stand up and object when the "speak now" thing gets mentioned on weddings?

In any case, how do they settle it if two monsters claim a man at the same time?

>>19334470
Attacked by a nacho with a thing for face sitting, calling him worse things than these threads do and telling him to just write something.

Would you let her join your party?

>>19334475
>>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk mana from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or, perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.

>>19334493
Stop asking this.

Which scenario do you prefer anons?

A: A complete virgin man having a mind-blowing first time with a monster girl.

or

B: A man accustomed to human pussy being introduced to the joys of monster pussy.

>>19334461
>Kitsoviet gets transported to MG soviet Russia and gets raped by foxgirls on some gulag
Not sure if that's a good ending, he's my favorite writefag.

>>19334530
A. I don't know why but it speaks to me, somehow.

>>19334499
>That moment when anon discovers he has a harem the day of his wedding when multiple monster girls in the crowd object to it and then pounce him at the same time
I approve of this.

>>19334544
>сука блять!

How did she get that gold tooth?

>>19334544
It's probably a good ending for him, he loved writing that sort of stuff.

Dullahan delivery service!

>>19334530
C. Young monstergirl having a mind-blowing first time with cock

>>19334491
If that fucking faggot had any ability to write without being a whore for attention he would have done it by now.

>>19334614
Rough tea party.
>>19334635
How quaint.

>>19334635
Is this the natural enemy of Kobolds?

>>19334652
What kind of rough?

>>19334668
Boston kind of rough.

This is the best position for sex. Prove me wrong.

>>19334719
That's not reverse mating press

>>19334719
I agree with your position and have argued for it in the past.

>>19334719
Where does she get the impulse to keep trusting her hips? she has no support.

>>19334668
This is the part where everyone looks at the lone guy after the Hatter mentions milk.

Nav is God.

>>19334744
Is it good or bad to stare at a monster's chest?

>>19334719
There's no better position for Vampires. She can easily bite you as she sits on your cock.

>>19334752
It depends on how married you want to get.

>>19334731
It's a Succubus by Shiki. She's thrusting her hips to turn that poor bastard into dried fish.

>>19334760
That's not Shiki you fool.

>>19334752
I would do it furtively. It would also make a good game to do it while you're bored, see if you can do it for long without getting caught.

>>19334470
If only you and him would do us the favor of deleting all of his shit and fucking off.

>>19334394
So I guess I came in such a way my cum formed a magical circle on the tissue and then she appeared?

Guys, I think my lich's broken.

>>19334562
I don't. It would ruin both the ceremony and the relationship with my wife.

>>19334744
I want a harem with that meat level

>>19334752
The shy ones would get flustered. The majority would pull you in for a closer look.

Would it be nice to live in a sort of zip-line town made up of web-cocoons?

>>19334209
>She stammers in a fancy cultivated accent instead
FTFY

>>19334866
Is it good that i knew the answer before reading the other line? That fact and all the fear combined would have made me laugh like a maniac.

>>19334416
The way I write that would imply portals. Life is not that kind.

>>19334614
She got it from Joe Pesci.

>>19334803
Don't be so tsundere, Anon. Here, have more wives.

>>19334831
That could be dangerous.

>>19334988
Do not give Wurms cursed weapons.

>>19334988
Dangerously lewd you mean.

Why is Yuel so great?

>>19335010
LONG EARS

>>19334951
But I'm loyal and monogamous! I'm sure my wife wouldn't agree to it either considering she's a greedy reptile.

>>19335010
>nuerotypical dark haired fox girl
boring

>>19335010
She's okay. There are better Erunes out there.

>>19335019
Waifu another greedy reptile. Watch how the fun starts.

>You think these puny belts can hold me?

>>19335041
Yes, my mom made them.

>>19335041
No, ma'am. Your bondage fetish is what's going to hold you, the belts are merely there to sustain the illusion.

>>19334988
It would be worth it.
I love meat, bring on the meat

>>19335041
No but my arms can. C'mere fluffy, lemme hug you.

>>19335066
That could be dangerous.

This is your new personal trainer.

>>19335087
She seems confused. Is my form that bad?

>>19335066
>roleplaying

>>19335087
But why is she in my bed?

I want a Titania to spoil me!

>>19335094
Fuck off.

>>19335094
That's not roleplaying

>>19335099
Night training.

>>19335087
>No muscles
>not beefy
No thanks

Best imp.

>>19335094
You have issues. I suggest you work through them.

>>19335036
Never. Just being with one is more than enough for me.

>>19335103
I'd like this, but in troll flavor, please.

>>19335105
>>19335106
>>19335117
RPfags mad that somebody doesn't like their

>>19335133
their posts*
whoops

Cutest traitor.

>>19335133
>>19335135
That is not RPing you pozzed faggot.

>>19335133
>>19335135
Anon. It's time to call it a day and go home.

>>19334913
Portals would also imply that they're free to make whatever plans they want. Ever notice that some old content creators recently came back, producing significantly better content than before? Maybe they're being forced to make more content in the demon realm which in turn gets delivered here by a middle man? The more content we consume, the more compatible we become with their ways, and the more ripe we become for capture. All this to raise their numbers until they have enough soldiers to take over humanity and bear human children themselves.

And of course, women who fantasize about becoming monstergirls get dragged in as well, and are forced to breed with other captives to provide more humans to breed.

>>19335087
>What's the matter?
>Expecting some softy Titania for a life coach?
>No can do!
>I ain't letting you off till youtr something worth writing home about
>In fact, I don't think I'll let you go after that either

>>19335094
Seek medical help.

>>19335143
It's just as bad

>>19335151
>Titania life coach
Not sure how "eat some cake" would help someone but who could say no?

GRAPED.

>>19335113
>>No muscles
Anon are you retarded?

>>19335149
>Spoiler
>Finally get dragged off to the other side instead
>Oh shit, it's actually happening!
>Kept as a human and used as a breeding slave instead
>Aw...
I'd be more angered by the bait and switch than the slavery in that situation.

>>19335162
Please. Leave before you say something you'll regret when your episode is over.

Feel the eel!

>>19335151
>you will never be her bitch

>>19335185
Chubby eel.

>>19335185
Just a bit more depression every time.

>>19335171
Given the properties of the demon realm, they'd probably get monsterized after enough of these lawful evil experiments. It's like wish corruption, but kinkier.

>>19335180
I'd love to sire daughters as cute as this Greenworm.

Girtablilus are cool.

>>19335180
I want to bully that thing.

>>19335211

>>19335190
She probably gets all nice and sweet when it's bedtime. Saying how proud she is of you and not to give up.

>>19335180
>I made a salad
>Half of it is gone though

>>19335220
>lifting with my Ogre coach
>weights so heavy I sink into the swamp
Some training montage this is.
>>19335230
It's a mystery!

>>19335230
Caring for a Greenworm is probably a great way to start eating healthier.

I'm always trying to eat more salad, or stock more fruii and veggies around the house, but I get frustrated when anything goes bad.

Damn tomatoes

>>19335217
Caterpillars should not be this smug.

>>19335220
>you will never lick the sweat off her abs

>>19335258
meant to reply to
>>19335151

What did she just see?

>>19335271
Her wedding ring.

>>19335271
humanboi

>>19335259
Daily reminder that Yetis need all that fat to survive winter.

>>19335220
>Starts incorporating weekly sessions of 12-hour-straight sex as part of an aerobic workout
>aftercare is full of cuddles, bulk-up food and couple-bathing in a sizeable wooden tub, complete with sensual music, massaging and back-kissing

Dragon daughters on unicycles!

>>19335271
The whites of my eyes. She didn't realizes he was that close.

>>19335271
The long text I wrote detailing the things I like about her.

>>19335165
Probably more emotional stuff. Helping you see how silly all your self doubt and emotional hangups were

>>19335293
Here come dat girl!

>>19335180
>regret
This is an anonymous website

>>19335293
now thats something you dont see every day

>>19335279
>>19335282
>>19335294
>>19335296

>>19335310
You can lie to yourself and your minions
You can claim that you haven't a qualm
But you never can run from
Nor hide what you've done from the eyes
The very eyes of Notre Dame

>>19335302
So a Titania is needed to help out the sadsack Anons?

>>19335302
This. There would still be lots of cake eating, though.

>>19335322

What's your mge girl?
whats your favorite touhou?
Do they have a connecting theme or montif?

>>19335302
If you had that kind of support you would do the impossible. Wouldn't you dare reach for the stars for the sake of your waifu?

>>19335335
Vampire
Sakuya
Eh

>>19335335
>Pharaoh
>Patchy
Not really.

>>19335322
Dumb statue
I'll set her tilted up against something in the daytime so she takes a spill when she wakes up!

The devil is in the detail.

>>19335338
The blowjob of legends.

>>19335335
>Medusa
>Yuuka
No, but yokai moe would be cute,on a medusa

>>19335335
Night Gaunt
Suika
Horns, maybe?

>>19335335
>Kikimora
>Keine
Not really, i like Keine mostly because i'm a historyfag. I also like cowgirls, though they are just not my favorites.

>>19335342

>>19335370
Nice

>>19335335
Crow Tengu.
Yuuka.
Nope.

>>19335335
>hellhound
>momiji
>mofu

How do you get out of this situation?

>>19335327
>sadsack anon going on his self-loathing rant
>Titania writing it all down with her favorite fluffy pink pen in a yellow paper, top spiral bound notepad
>visibly struggling to keep up with the pace, but making an earnest effort all the same
>anon finally gets to the end of and just looks emotionally exhausted
>Titania starts going through the notes trying to understand, but is genuinely confused at all the contradictions and exaggerations
>not judgemental or lecturing, just confused and wanting to help
>having them all pointed out like that does help anon realize how silly he's being, and cracks a smile about it for the first time in a long time
>Titania doesn't think she did anything but any progress is a great excuse for cake
>sadsack anon finally enjoys an afternoon with someone for a change

>>19335335
>wight
>yuyuko
They're both dead I guess.

>>19335384
"He went thataway!"

>>19335166
What if a grape snake garapes another grape snake?

>>19335384
I tell her I'm allergic to girl cooties.

>>19335384
At that point you're already married.

>>19335384
I'd use my hand to caress and massage her body until she became putty, then I'd flip her so I could be on top before I went down on her with my tongue. How is she going to get out of that situation I don't know.

>>19335335
Pharaoh
Byakuren Hijiri
Both are stated to be nice and friendly, and reawakened centries after they were sealed away. Also Big Tits!

What's she reading anons?

>>19335386
I just want a Titania to hug me and tell me that everything will be alright.

>>19335415
My love letter!

>>19335415
How not to be a Sand Dork.

Your childhood friend who disappeared at sea a month ago has returned. What do you do?

>>19335426
Lotta meat for a dancer

https://imgur.com/a7ztR3v
Onis are scary!

>>19335445
My waifu has lots of meat too and has no problem dancing.

>>19335448
>instant loss with the male losing
Why is this so rare

>>19335335
>Wight
>Flandre and Youmu
Guess I just was into little undead girls all along.

>>19335415
She's reading xionfes Twitter.com Pixiv.net that someone branded on her paw

>>19334303
>Play dead infront of grizzly bear
>she takes you to the hospital all worried.

>>19335475
Read the profile dipshit.

>>19335259
>Married yeti
Let your husband feel your snuggle lumps, not me!

>>19335500
But anon, You are her husband-

>>19334491
I have neither the drive and will of Iron-Beast and the skill of Losenis. I simply have crippling alcholism and depression. That and the thread deserves better, truthfully.

This is my family: say something nice about them.

>>19335514
The daughteru has a cute hat.

What if...a bunyip met a night gaunt?

>>19335495
It's nice you can skip the complicated stuff and just lay down in front of a monster.

Tittyfox.

>I have come to learn the way of the horsepussy

You heard the girl, now get to your local Sabbath branch.

>>19335508
I feel like you said Beast is unskilled.

>>19335577
That's because he is

>>19335508
>the skill of Losenis
yee boi

>>19335335
Atlach-Nacha and Reimu
They share similar colors and both have lewd armpits

>>19335495
That's not playing dead, that's just lying down.

Any ass you want, babe!

>>19335577
He's not wrong
I'm unskilled, at best I'm above your average fanfic writer and at worse I'm the worst constantly active guy here.
I just keep going knowing those better than me have failed and those worse than me have succeeded.

>In the forest, nobody else around
>nobody's know if I just pounced him
>he's practically asking for it, the slut

>>19335576
But none of the types of lolis I want would hang out there.

This is the best slime. I will fight you if you say otherwise.

>>19335335
Troll
Yuuka
Gardening