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Onis and stuff
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>> No.19326582

Please remember to take your oneesan to the gym.
She needs to stay /fit/ to protect her otouto!
Also to work off the beer

>> No.19326633
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19326633

What are the best dragons, and why is it jabberwocks?

>> No.19326648

>>19326633
A: Big
B: Meaty

>> No.19326695
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19326695

All human girls should get corrupted. Look how much sexier and happier they are!

>> No.19326705

>>19326695
I just want to spread the joy of HUGE titties.

>> No.19326722
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19326722

This is the captain of the hockey team and your sensei, say something nice about her

>> No.19326744

>>19326648
Big, meaty, and super lewd makes for the best combo

>> No.19326747

>>19326744
That they do.

>>19326722
She looks cute.

>> No.19326862

>>19326705
Have you heard about our goddess and benefactor, Hathor?

>> No.19326863

>>19326582
But I love her as her beer swiggin’, chain smoking, pudgy self!

>> No.19326872

>>19326862
Yes, and I’m going to rival her in efficiency

>> No.19326873

>>19326695
I agree.

>> No.19326882

>>19326863
Your oneesan sounds like a delinquent

>> No.19326917

>>19326695
I want to commission some MGE corruption pics but I feel they would only be used for shit posting.

>> No.19326918

>>19326582
Sure, lifting girls make my kokoro go doki doki.

>> No.19326922
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19326922

>>19326705
Flat > fat

>> No.19326940

>>19326917
I'd like it, but it would be hard to fun someone to do it well unless they're already into it.

>> No.19327048
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19327048

>>19326695
Agreed.

>> No.19327062

>>19327048
That honestly looks painful.

>> No.19327083
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19327083

>>19327062
MAMONO MANA makes it alright.

>> No.19327101

>>19326917
Exactly. Even good art will be used like >>19327048 has been

>> No.19327107

>>19327062
Most of the MGE would be awkward if not for demonic energy.

>> No.19327125

>>19327083
I wish mamono mana could make me alright.

>> No.19327127
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19327127

>Elves are pure and innocent

>> No.19327133

I want to receive a frustrated and defeated blowjob from a monstergirl who used to be a powerful predator pre-mamano.
I want to fuck her face while belittling her, and monologue about how far she's fallen, and how she's no more than a mere semen receptacle. She's been reduced to a hopeless cock-addict who will be forced to birth half-human children.

which Monstergirl would be best for this fetish, sans Dragons?

>> No.19327144
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19327144

>>19326498
>Image for ants.

>> No.19327153

>>19327127
They only act like that so that Anons like you would push them down and rape them more often, after all the more pure and innocent the more fun is it to corrupt them. I thought everybody knew that.

>> No.19327154

>>19327144
Will this lady help me on my quest to become shogun, miritary rurer of arr Zipangu?

>> No.19327199
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19327199

What is she trying to tell me?

>> No.19327207

>>19327199
One if by land, two if by sea.

>> No.19327216

>>19327199
That you two aren't leaving the bedroom until she's pregnant with twins.

>> No.19327229

>>19327133
Vampires. They also are the most bullyable Undead.

>> No.19327230

>>19327199
Wasn't this image part of a set of images from 1 to 5 or something like that with different monsters? I remember these being used for a countdown once.

>> No.19327268

>>19327229
Vampires are noble and respected undead and you should cease this slander immediately.

>> No.19327273

>>19327229
>vampires
No

>> No.19327279

>>19327199
>>19327230
It was some sort of drawthread game a drawfag over on /monster/ setup. He hid the images across several threads, and I guess you had to get a certain number of points; I don't know.

>> No.19327280
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19327280

>>19326633
They just are.

>> No.19327306
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>> No.19327308

Cold undead vampire pussy

>> No.19327313
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>>19327229

>> No.19327316
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19327316

>>19327308

>> No.19327325

>>19327306
>When onee-san watches you masturbate even though you told her not to

>> No.19327331

>>19327313
Vampires are proud monsters, not for bullying

>> No.19327356
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19327356

>> No.19327374

>>19327356
>your manticore wife will never pin down an alp so you can relentlessly pound her in the ass
>she'll never smother the alp with her tailpussy while whispering demeaning words into her ear
>you'll never pull out just before orgasm and give your wife your precious seed
>the poor alp will never start begging for you to fill her ass and womb with seed out of blue ovaries
>your wife will never tell her that the only way she's gonna taste your seed is by eating it out of her pussies

Tag teaming sub monsters with your manticore wife has to be god-tier.

>> No.19327376
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19327376

What would an MGE kumiho be like?

>> No.19327385

>>19327376
She'd be so happy if you fed her livers for dinner.

>> No.19327389

>>19327376
Too soft for my tastes

>> No.19327404
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19327404

This is my cute daughteru!

>> No.19327430

I want to see a Lich lay an egg. Her magic research can do that right?

>> No.19327433

>>19326882
She’s just a lonely, CC, office lady who always gets drunk and tells me how good of an otouto I am for always being there for her.
She was a delinquent back in high school and gets embarrassed every time I bring it up.

>> No.19327435

>>19327430
This is where Lich-san hits anon with a ruler and calls him a Baka

>> No.19327447 [SPOILER] 
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19327447

Tremble before this terrifying hellbeast.

>> No.19327454

>>19327447
Something in my pants is trembling, if you know what I mean.

>> No.19327455

>>19327447
I was half expecting an oppai loli hellhound in a box

>> No.19327456
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19327456

I wanna pop Cherry's cherry.

>> No.19327485

>>19327455
For some reason I thought of an oppai loli catgirl in a box looking upset because her boobs won’t fit in and it made me giggle.

>> No.19327488

>>19327435
I'd like to sit down behind her and spread her pussy as she tries to push it out.

>> No.19327490

>>19327485
Truly the life of the oppai lolis is a difficult one

>> No.19327495

>>19327385
Not MY liver, right?

>> No.19327502

>>19327456
>Look mom I posted it again!

>> No.19327527
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19327527

>In the summertime, when the weather is fine

>> No.19327561

>tfw no thicc thighed oppai loli who can be my boobhat and neck pillow at the same time
Why is this life so cruel?

>> No.19327565

>>19327527
>Southern hemisphere
It's not fair, I want to see sexy monster girls in bikinis right now

>> No.19327566

>>19327447
Why are full suit pajamas like this especially the animal suit kind so fucking adorable?

>> No.19327573
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19327573

Krakens are wonderful.

>> No.19327574

>>19327527
Meh, I’m more of a pool guy myself. Now if MGs were real I’d go to the beach everyday and try and catch the elusive Megalodon-chan!

>> No.19327580

>>19327566
Because they are. They’re also double the amount of adorable if it’s your daughteru in one.

>> No.19327581

Post Bunyips.

>> No.19327589

>>19327561
Because we are here to suffer.
Someone take me to the oppai loli kingdom

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19327607

>>19327581

>> No.19327618

>>19327581
Oppai loli bunyips?

>> No.19327621

>>19327607
Spaghetti monster

>> No.19327630
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19327630

>>19327621

>> No.19327671

What would an Otohime’s version of Disneyland be like?

>> No.19327689

>>19327618
Stop, my dick can only get so hard.

>> No.19327712
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19327712

>> No.19327717
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19327717

>tfw you will never have wan daughterus

>> No.19327726
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19327726

Touch the COW.

Do it NOW.

>> No.19327727

>>19327717
Is the mailman here?

>> No.19327734

>>19327726
Wait a second, that’s not a cow...
That’s my wife!

>> No.19327755

>>19327376
>A variant of Kitsune who evolved outside of Zipangu
>Once feared as man-eaters, their boundless curiosity leads them to infiltrate human settlements, often times posing as women of high status or prostitutes
>Often times, to hide their age and power, they will combine their multiple tail into a single, massive brush-like one
>Distinguishing physical characteristics from the standard Kitsune are permanently golden eyes with cat's eye pupils as well as finger and toe nails that are sharp and unnaturally long by human standards
>When they find a man that suits their fancy, they will often times invite him to a private place, away from prying eyes, either under the premise of sharing tea or physical intimacy
>It's in this time they show their truly sadistic nature, lulling the man into a sense of false security as dominating him with teasings of their demon silver-like nails
>Ever since the days of the previous Demon Lords, where they used to devour the livers of human men, they will be inexorably drawn to his abdomen
>But rather than kill them, she will "taste" the thick and syrupy spirit energy in his stomach, near the liver.
>Few men can deny the pleasure as they feel a Kumiho's tongue tracing along their stomach, chest, and even their chin
>Should the man's 'taste' be to her liking, the fox-woman will invite him to kiss her navel. Some speculate that it's a sign of his subordinance to her, but others speculate it's for good luck in bearing children.
>Night after night, they will drown each other in pleasure, and men who marry such foxes tend to develop a sort of sado-masochistic relationship in sex, alternating between being led around and dominating
>Though, similar to all other canid-type monster girls, if a Kumiho enters their estrus, they and their husbands will often times be found rutting like animals, her throat too hoarse to scream as his engorged penis slams into her mofu-hole relentlessly as if to kill a foe

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19327759

>Dear diary, jackpot!

>> No.19327782
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19327782

>>19327755
Nice.

>> No.19327810

>>19327689
Tiny oppai rape snake is coming for you.

>> No.19327823
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19327823

>>19327810
Just as planned

>> No.19327852

>>19327726
Gonna touch that cow.
Gonna milk that cow

>> No.19327856

>>19327717
How do you control yourself with daughters like these?

>> No.19327861
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19327861

Have you paid tribute to best Zipangu girl lately?

>> No.19327870

>>19327861
That's not Oomukade, Ochi or a Red Oni.

>> No.19327873

>>19327823
Bonus points, she can't force you down due to her small size!

>> No.19327875

>>19327856
You don't.

>> No.19327885

>>19327856
By not being a degenerate who cheats on his wife.

>> No.19327887

>>19327717
I'd rather have them as wives, god have mercy on my soul those butts are tempting.

>> No.19327889

>>19327856
I control myself by only being interested in my wife, that's how.

I'm gonna take her to pound town until we've got twice as many daughters, desu.

>> No.19327921

>>19327755
Sounds good to me.

>> No.19327939

>>19327712
Yeti needs to stop hogging the AC and relax in an ice bath if she's too hot, damn freeloaders

>> No.19327959

>>19327885
It's not cheating if she joins in, then it's just an orgy.

>> No.19327969
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I was driving home in this heat and saw a bunch of cows hanging in a pond and thought, I wanna go swimming with cows!

>> No.19328001

>>19327717
Said it before, this artist is a Sabbath propagandist.
I never stood a chance.

>> No.19328031
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19328031

>>19327969
Cows like swimming.

>> No.19328035
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19328035

Monster girls can't handle the dungeon master.

>> No.19328043

>>19328035
That's why they bring Aniki's red soapstone

>> No.19328055

>>19328035
>out lewding a monster girl
I do like the sound of that.

>> No.19328067

>>19328031
>>19327969
Cows are for excessive breeding

>> No.19328069

>>19327717
What will you do when they ambush the paperboy and drag him into your home?

>> No.19328087
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19328087

>>19328067
in the cowgirl position

>> No.19328110

>>19328069
"Girls, you know better. No haremshit. Only one of you gets him. So, go ahead and decide amongst yourselves."

Then I'd go back to doing whatever I was doing. No daughters of mine are gonna engage in harem nonsense!

>> No.19328119

>>19328069
I bet they wont even know what to do with him, dogs are like that, they'll chase something for a long time but once they get it they have no idea where to go from there.

>> No.19328122

>>19328067
>>19328031
Taking the cow harem to the beach!

>> No.19328130

>>19328119
Throw them a sex ed book and take a daytrip with your waifu.

>> No.19328146
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19328146

>>19328110
Anon, the police will take notice if paperboys keep disappearing near your home.

>> No.19328151

>>19328069
Free him from the dogpile.
Apologize.
On the way out ”So which is your favorite?”
You can’t fool me son, this is the third time this week and I saw treats this time.

>> No.19328152

>>19328122
>holstaur looking for seashells and building sandcastles
>minotaur swimming and running laps in the sand
>hakutaku content reading a book and sunbathing
Where the fuck do I find a cow beach? I need one right now!

>> No.19328158

>>19328146
That’s not considered unusual.
It’s common knowledge that paperboys and mailmen, if not married to begin with, will be shortly.
It’s just a fact of the job.

>> No.19328160

>>19328152
You just need to look.
God knows I'd love to be there.

>> No.19328163

>>19328152
They're invite-only.

>> No.19328164

>>19328146
Hey, they won't just be grabbing paperboys. I'd try and encourage them to go after boys from all types of life to husbando.

But no jumping all over different boys. They get ONE.

>> No.19328169
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19328169

Cows?

>> No.19328178

>>19328152
It would be fantastic.
Although my holst would be a shortstack, and the mino would be strongfat and grilling.
The Taku would be the same

>> No.19328180

>>19328169
Sure, cows are pretty nice. Though if I had a momster with stonking great tits like that my waifu would get jealous.

>> No.19328182

>>19328169
>mommy
Dropped faster than a box of centipedes

>> No.19328186
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19328186

I like griffons.

>> No.19328189

>>19328169
Cows

>> No.19328203

>>19328186
I like them too.
It’s hard to go wrong with winged mofu.

>> No.19328207

>>19328203
Oh, and their aesthetic is top notch.

>> No.19328218

>>19328180
Easy to resolve, you waifu the momster

>> No.19328233

>>19328186
I want a griffon bodyguard!

>> No.19328241
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>> No.19328260

>>19328218
One waifu per laifu, anon. The momster can lewdly watch as me and my wife have baby making sex though.

>> No.19328263

>>19328241
>Pubes
Nice.

>> No.19328267

>>19328260
But what if your waifu and your momster were always the same though

>> No.19328282

>>19328267
They can't be, at least not for me.

>> No.19328293
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19328293

Confess.

>> No.19328296

>>19328169
How much to buy instead of rent?

>> No.19328299

>>19328293
I've seen what's under her dress.

>> No.19328304

>>19328293
I harbor intense lustful urges towards a local priest!

>> No.19328315

>>19328241
I'm thinking of getting a commission from cowfee with a lich in a one-piece school swiming suit.
Should I get it with her being in the water holding a inflatable ball or should I have her on the beach under a parasol?

>> No.19328342

>>19328293
I stuff my Lich into a sauna because her warmed up pussy feels better

>> No.19328345

>>19328260
I'm going to have 3 wives and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.19328353
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19328353

Best snek.
Best wife.

>> No.19328356

>>19328345
Pretty sure you’re going to keep sitting at your computer.
Just a wild guess.

>> No.19328365

>>19328356
I didn't realize this was the no fun allowed thread.

>> No.19328367

>>19328241
Jesus fuck.

>> No.19328403

>>19328241
Good god, there's no in hell we'd make it to the beach or pool. I'd be in between those thighs with either my cock or my tongue before she could get out a single word.

>> No.19328412

>>19326695
What corruption story is your guy's favorite?

>> No.19328413
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19328413

>>19328365
Anon please, the only reason we're here is because we can't get girls IRL.

>> No.19328417

>>19328069
I'd hate to be the paperboy that has to deliver to the hellhound residence.

>> No.19328428 [SPOILER] 
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19328428

>>19328412
Francisca's

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>>19328315
Maybe I should make it off-profile as well...

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19328480

>>19328304
This one?

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19328483

>>19328413
At no point in my life have I ever been into regular humans. That's just the way my brain malfunctioned.
There's no greater turnoff than noticing the animal ears on some 2D girl are fakes. Instantly goes into the trash.

>> No.19328486

>>19328315
A frilly and impractical victorian swimsuit would be nice. I like to see undead with dated sensibilities.

>> No.19328520

>>19328486
>victorian swimsuit
Doesn't look all that good if you ask me.

>> No.19328535
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19328535

What did she mean by this?

>> No.19328561
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Fox butt.

>> No.19328612

>>19328353
>Monster Mu-cuck-me

>> No.19328627

>>19328612
You can stop now.

>> No.19328628

>>19328597
Sweet lord that ass and thighs. Having to eat her out while she's positioned like that and her tail is wrapped around my neck must be dangerous.

>> No.19328648

>>19328597
God I hate twitter.

>> No.19328666
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>Anon your grades have been dropping quite a bit lately. We need to discuss this in private.

>> No.19328689 [SPOILER] 
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Warming: Too lewd for American viewers.

>> No.19328690

>>19328666
But I'm a PHD candidate?

>> No.19328693
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>>19328666
Too late bitch I graduated this spring and I am NEVER going back.

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>>19328693
I wanna see a wurm in a Save Our Students movie.

>> No.19328732

>>19328689
What monsters give the best headpats?

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>>19328732

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>>19328732

>> No.19328744

>>19328732
Big paw babes. Yeti, Bunyips, Hellhounds. You know.

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>>19328732
Raiju headpats will shock you. Therefore, her's is the best.

>> No.19328775

>>19328736
>>19328740
>>19328744
>>19328767
But how do monsters feel about men who want headpats?

>> No.19328781

>>19328775
“Good”

>> No.19328786

>>19326695
But KC's girls usually look worse post-corruption. He draws them cute to start, then tries to make them cuter, but it backfires because he ruins perfect proportions, dresses them like Hot Topic sluts and covers them in eyeballs.

>> No.19328806

>>19328786
I disagree

>> No.19328808

>>19328736
would baby mindflayers and other tentacled girls habitually suck on their own tentacles like a baby with their thumb causing a permanent oral fixaction

>> No.19328822
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>Beware my jaws that bite, my claws that catch!

>> No.19328830

>>19328822
>MY LIPS THAT SUCK!
>MY ASS THAT QUIVERS!

>> No.19328831

>>19328732
Wight scalp massage

>> No.19328833

>>19328786
They're made better.

>> No.19328844

>>19328831
I could use one of those.

>> No.19328849

>>19328736
Every time I think about mindflayers they’re always great to me up until I remember the squid shit.
It’s just a non-negotiable deal breaker.

>> No.19328852

>>19328849
You don't have to do it if you don't want to.

>> No.19328854

>>19328831
Does it come with a happy ending?

>> No.19328857

>>19328786
>He draws them cute to start, then tries to make them cuter, but it backfires
I feel this is part of the issue, since the pre-corruption girls aren't made out to be ugly-looking other than the one who ended up managing a bar, and even then KC made her somewhat cute. It feels more like a sidegrade rather than an upgrade compared to a girl with physically visible diseases or disabilities who monsterizes and has those traits either cured or turned into a kink.

Imagine a girl with a skin disease that prevents her from being in sunlight for too long turning into a vampire, or a disproportioned midget turned into a cute well-proportioned goblin. Or imagine an athlete condemned to a wheelchair with everything below her waist paralyzed only to turn into something even more agile like a werewolf on top of walking again. I bet you that everyone would immediately jump on it.

>> No.19328859

>>19328849
There are no non-negotiables in the MGE. Just don't become a squid.

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>> No.19328864

>>19328852
It wouldn’t work out. It’s like asking a Sphinx not to riddle.
I’d just go with a Tritonia or Kraken for superior squish.

>> No.19328872

I wanna minotaur to slap me and make me cry!

>> No.19328874

>>19328864
Are you forgetting what setting we're talking about? If you don't want to be a squid, then you won't be a squid.

>> No.19328882

>>19328849
All chaos transformations are reversible things that you yourself control.

>> No.19328884

>>19328874
And I can just as easily not be a squid by going with a species that doesn’t desire that by default.

>> No.19328894

>>19328857
Everyone would immediately jump on it in autistic rage, yes. You don't really.need to go THAT far to show a good contrast. The bar girl is a perfect example of what I'm looking for, really. Went from alright but kinda homely to a 10/10 that dresses to please the eye while still leaving something to the imagination, rather than taking a solid 8-9/10 down to a seven because a nice sense of fashion was destroyed and already good curves were exaggerated.

>> No.19328902
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>>19328884
Who says she does? She'd be perfectly understanding if you'd want to remain human.

>> No.19328909

>>19328417
But anon, just imagine how comfy it would be to get tackled onto the grass by four hellhound sisters while the fifth kuu one calmly grabs the newspaper and hands it to their father before going to join her sisters in the living room where they've dragged you.
Meanwhile, the Rata you work for smirks as she assigns a different young anon to the graveyard route because she knows there's young Vampire ojou who likes him.

>> No.19328914

>>19328882
>>19328902
That’s not my point.
The crux of this is that I don’t want to get into a relationship with an MG that ultimately would be less-than-optimal for the MG because I insist on never touching one of her core kinks.
Why should I deprive her of that when she could get a happier outcome with someone who IS into squidfuckery?

>> No.19328919

>>19328666
What kind of disgraceful levels of CC would that Manticore have to be at to want to fuck one of her students?

>> No.19328926

>>19328862
puppy cunny!

>> No.19328929

>>19328919
Sounds like monster girl standard if you ask me.

>> No.19328930

>>19328919
I would take a tubby, ultra cake manticore.

>> No.19328931

>>19328919
It's OK if it's for educational purposes.

>> No.19328947

>>19328929
So it would be normal for at least one student to be getting secret blowjobs from his teacher in high school?

>>19328930
Would you go to her house for "private tutoring"?
Of course the moment you walk through the door you'll find her in lingerie bent over her bed and swaying her massive ass back and forth.

>>19328931
Sounds like the excuse she'd tell herself as she's riding her beloved student's dick.

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We need more off-profile wights.

>> No.19328959

>>19328947
That I would.
As the song goes, "I'm hot for teacher."
And it may be worth going to see if I can get her pregnant before year's end.
Although given her perennial lack of marriage, her compatriots will probably think she's just seeking solace in too much ice cream again.

>> No.19328961

>>19328947
>Secret
Wouldn't even need to hide it.

>> No.19328963

>>19328947
>So it would be normal for at least one student to be getting secret blowjobs from his teacher in high school?
Generally, any HS teaching staff that join up single tend to find themselves a husband in one of their pupils with a couple years.

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>Try stealing my precious thing now bitch!

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>>19328894
It was more an exaggeration than anything. The bar girl really is the ideal example, but in other cases KC manages to draw humans that are cute enough already, just lacking horns/tail/wings/etc. You could add them to the girl in the Human page without changing anything else and it'd already be a great monster, Order fashion aside. On that note I also remembered that image of pre- and post-monsterization wilmarina side by side with their outfits changed.

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>>19328990

>> No.19328999

>>19328982
>Dragon Alice and Witch Marisa
>Implying I wouldn't steal their precious things Virginity

>> No.19329025

>>19328959
>>19328947
Now the real question I have is does Manticore Teacher start showing up at sports games?
Because then it may get sketchy.
Especially considering I had my dad as my coach in highschool

>> No.19329032

>>19328959
Her insistence that you cum inside every time probably isn't helping matters.

>>19328961
>"I caught the drama teacher, that Phantom Anastasia, slurping Anon's cock in the teachers bathroom the other day. Funny thing is that when I told her I could hear her she just started sucking louder."

>>19328963
If not a student then one of the rare male teachers.

>> No.19329040

I feel like I'm in some kind of cyclical rut because I can't for the life of me actually write a story where the monster and guy haven't met before.

>> No.19329041

>>19328849
I love everything about mindflayers except the squid belt.
Mindflayers really didn't need it and it felt tacked on compared to the other chaos girls.

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Would you make a covenant with her?

>> No.19329049

>>19329032
It would be well worth it, although I may want to keep an eye out for if she wants to try cowgirl.
And if she starts offering the mothman student some extra credit for a few 'samples' of dust she can use for 'educational purposes'

>> No.19329059

>>19328998
Let's get some extra embarrassment going and put Pre-SUCC Wilmarina into the pose post-SUCC Wilmarina has there.

>> No.19329074

>>19329048
Just imagine being an anon dragged into the MGE world and stumbling into a small grove while hiding from werewolves and meeting a Sylph who offers you power if you form a covenant with her.
The covenant is sealed by flooding her stretchy womb with your cum.

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>> No.19329104

>>19329084
>not muscular or THICC
Sorry not into sticcs

>> No.19329107

>>19329048
Probably not, but I'd still use wind powers with her to lift skirts.

>> No.19329116
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She's got a BONE to pick with you.

>> No.19329127

>>19329104
When will the epic thick meme die off
I would at least settle for everyone to stop using "cc"

>> No.19329136

>>19328956
We need more off-profile wights, on-profile wights and loli wights.

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>>19329127
>Getting upset about memes on 4chan

>> No.19329148

>>19329141
Getting sick of you posting this reaction image every other thread

>> No.19329149

>>19329127
I will make sure it never dies off.

>> No.19329155

>>19329116
I wonder if she would let me rub her belly. It looks so smooth.

>> No.19329157

>>19329141
>all memes are good

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>>19329148
>every other thread
>>/jp/image/jm6nudEXseL8YpOA6Fy41Q

>> No.19329162

>>19329157
Aw man is it time to unpack the ol' EFG memes?

>> No.19329170

>>19329127
No one's going to stop using CC to describe Christmas Cakes anon.

>> No.19329177

>>19329161
It wasn't meant to be taken literally, pedant. The point is that cheshire reaction images are just as wasteful as off topic images

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>>19329148
Cheshire cat is amused at your anger

>> No.19329189

>>19329179
Stop avatarfagging.

>> No.19329193

We need more vanilla, non-lewd content about MG family life, and we need it NOW.

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>>19329177
Look, just be glad that they make it obvious that they have nothing of value to say and you can safely ignore them.

>> No.19329201
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19329201

Can cute, lovely yandere onryos come out of video games as well as videotapes?

>> No.19329205

>>19329179
It's more disdain for your habits picked up from other boards.

>> No.19329208
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Would you help a lolifox on her quest to gain more tails?

>> No.19329215

>>19329179
I wonder if shitposts like these are a falseflag to make people hate cheshires
It worked on me

>> No.19329221

>>19329215
Man you're weak.

>> No.19329222

>>19329193
I would really enjoy just working alongside my MG wife, no lewd required. Doing the daily chores together and studying together. It would be nice.
Now that I think about it, I've always been more attracted to MGs because of the quality of life that they offer, and sex is just a bonus.

>> No.19329228

>>19329221
>Pavlovian responses are a sign of weakness

>> No.19329232

>>19328428
Do we even have english of that yet?

>> No.19329233

>>19329205
lol, just lol at this virgin newfag troll pretending to be a real /jp/sie

>> No.19329235

>>19329221
It's hard to blame him when the only content they get nowadays is meme shit.

>> No.19329237
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Enough talk about memes, let's talk about thighs.

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>>19329232
Nope, OtherSideOfSky is kill.

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>>19329237
Thighs are my absolute favorite part of the female body. Hips are second.
Coincidentally, I fell in love with Wisp thighs.

>> No.19329248

>>19329237
Thighs are really good. It would be wonderful to pay wonderland a visit so I could hunt down a tightful jubjub and march hare.

>>19329245
Are you me?

>> No.19329250

>>19329235
Oh I find it incredibly easy.

>> No.19329255

>>19329235
This
When was the last time CC got art that wasn't meme related?

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Do you need a ride?

>> No.19329288
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>>19329248
>Are you me?
There are Indeed two of us with the patrician taste that is spooky blue thighs. I remember the good ol' days of bothering Chowder to draw Wisps.

>> No.19329290

>>19329283
Sandworms would probably make excellent travel guides/taxis in desert regions, as long as you're okay with having to be vomited out every time you want to disembark or take a picture.

>> No.19329296

>>19329290
Terrible for keeping your camera dry though.

>> No.19329298

>>19328612
>Muh Monster Mu-cuck-me

>Centaurs only engage in it as a cultural practice because the women find their male counterparts abhorrent since they're basically half-horse half-/fit/ shitposters. Humans and Centaurs can breed, and they will often times elope with their human teasers while their 'husband' is chasing his harem. A parallel to how pedigree horse breeding works, more or less.
>Mermaid culture is saturated to the gills with influences by Hans Christian Andersen. Mero comes to her senses and realizes that unobtainable love via being a concubine or mistress isn't something she actually desires. Mero's parents are in an open relationship at this point dating humans. Even her mother realizes that, at the point of nearly killing her daughter, tragedy isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's also implied she brought her husband cheating on her by dating the human in the first fucking place.
>Miia's original mission of finding a communal husband was more bigamy or harem building. There's been no evidence of more than one man in a Lamia village at any given time.
>Cathyl wounded the ranch owner because of the fact that she's literally shit tier at remembering the name of livestock and only used Kurusu's milking her to get back at him. The only real complaint she had afterwards is that the ranch owner milks her like an actual cow instead of sexualizing the act.

Crabman is far and between not even that strong of a writer who instead focuses on the fact that sex sells but your grasping at straws is getting pretty goddamned annoying to see every thread. If you don't like the series just say it and be done with it, rather than this fucking Futacat tier bullshit you keep spewing.

Last (You) I'm giving your dumb fucking ass.

>> No.19329306

whos is the monstergirl equivalent of brick from weatherman?

>> No.19329307 [DELETED] 

>>19328612
Kill yourself
That's like calling MGE "Furry Encyclopedia" because of 2 examples

>> No.19329312

>>19326498
>shitty low res image
Mobile posters are cancer.

>> No.19329315
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This is your new personal trainer.

>> No.19329317

>>19329235
It's always been this way. Cheshire is mainly used for memes, trolling, and throwaway jokes.

>> No.19329323

>>19329288
Cow print makes everything better.

>> No.19329324

>>19329298
that's a lot of excuses for some goku goku cuck tier shit duder

>> No.19329325

>>19327127
How far along is the paradox translation now days anyways?

>> No.19329328

>>19329315
I dont need a personal trainer, the carrot on a stick approach has worked for me for years and it will continue to work.

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>>19329288
Oh shit you are me. Can't remember the last time I bothered him to do it though.

Imagine hanging yourself but when you come to there aren't any ropes around your neck, instead you have wisp thighs and a wet pussy pressed against your lips.

>> No.19329330

>>19329325
1/3 of the part 2 main story now. Also certain h-scenes are translated.

>> No.19329331

>>do you have to pull them out?

>> No.19329336

>>19329315
I actually like to imagine myself going for a dragon and training with her so I can strong enough to pin her down and make sweet dragon daughterus, so I'd gladly accept her aid.

>> No.19329337

>>19329330
Oh right, all the main story stuff before lewds. Drats. Now I remember why I figured I'd just wait however many years for the whole thing to be done before going back to it

>> No.19329338

>>19329298
>Getting this upset at a 2-hour old post

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>>19328186
me too

>> No.19329341

>>19329337
Someone said all lewds would be done by September.

>> No.19329342

>>19329338
I'm more annoyed than upset. Specifically because it's been used as a false flag against me several times already as if I'm some kind of defender of NTR.

>> No.19329345

>>19329315
It's way too hot to exercise.

>> No.19329347

>>19329338
A single line zero effort shitpost and he STILL replied.

>> No.19329353

>>19329341
All of them? Aren't there like multiple per monster cause some for regular loses and some for requesting them from the castle? And the weird human battle fucker things to. Still, nice if that's true.

>> No.19329355

>>19329315
Hope she knows that no humans use a 150kg dumbell.

>> No.19329357
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>>19329342
just post emg grills if you want

>> No.19329359

>>19329298
Except now since Crabman is a retarded cuckold he had it so that farmboy actually was cheating just so he can have that shit tier faggot Darling milk the whore cunt cow because he's a hack piece of shit.

>> No.19329360

>>19329353
Hopefully.

>> No.19329361

>>19329342
>as if I'm some kind of defender of NTR
That's literally what you just did anon

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>>19329342
>false flag against me
I wonder who this could be.

>> No.19329365

>>19329357
Go back to /c/ emgnigger

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>>19329365
no

>> No.19329370

>>19329201
Why do yandere ghosts deserve to have all the cum in the world deposited inside them?

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>>19329357
Not even the best cow of that Planet Namek tier speed read fuckfest of an arc.

>> No.19329374

>>19329357
i havn't read that in two years

>> No.19329375

>>19329366
>EMGfag is a complete faggot
What a surprise

>> No.19329379
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Would centaur-family MGs be frequent buyers of doppelganger potion?

>> No.19329382

>>19329373
>best
They can't be the best if they're all equally shit.

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>>19329375
you seem upset

>> No.19329386

>>19329384
Don't reply

>> No.19329389

>>19326695
Would help my Dark Priest wife in that holy mission

>> No.19329393

Wow I love 3dpd monster girls now

>> No.19329397
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>>19329384
Tio deserves a better series.

>> No.19329401

>>19329386
dont tell me what to do, cause if you do, thats a NAP violation

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>>19329389
Corruption is good but the Fallen God is shit.

>> No.19329406

>>19329384
We can all agree Tio is a goddess on this shit earth.

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>>19329406
All Ogre and Oni types are the shining beacons on this cynical, sinful world.

>> No.19329410

>>19329375
He's hardly a faggot for not bending to the will of some random fucko on an anonymous image board.

>> No.19329411
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>>19329401
>NAP
Take your pozzed ass back to /r/eddit.

>> No.19329413

>>19329406
big and golden brown are a recipe for perfection

>> No.19329415

>>19329406
Nah, she's a retarded fuck and not even the best MON girl.

>>19329410
Go back to spamming, please.

>> No.19329420

>>19329379
Bicorn, obviously. Or any Centaur who wants to get spit roasted by their Darling. Which in hindsight is probably something similar to sensory overload.

>> No.19329422

>>19329411
bitch dont make me post ancap memes

>> No.19329423

>>19329415
Do you really think you're the "good guy" with posts like these?

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>> No.19329433

>>19329407
i want Oga to beat the crap out of me!

>> No.19329436

>>19329407
Truth.

>> No.19329437

>>19329433
Cancer.

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19329439

>>19329422
Fun fact: 99% of self-proclaimed anarcho-capitalists really don't give a shit about anarchism and just want unregulated capitalism. That's why they love Pinochet and his ebin heli rides

>> No.19329445

>>19329423
Do you think you're the good guy throwing a temper tantrum about some dude posting monster girls in the MGT? One thread in a steam of infinite MGTs? Mellow the fuck out sperg.

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>>19329437
Jew

>> No.19329455
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19329455

Please don't forget her!

>> No.19329456

>>19329445
What? Isn't the guy "throwing a temper tantrum about some dude posting monster girls in the MGT" the one I replied to? You're mixed up dude, I'm telling the guy who replies nastily to things he doesn't like to buzz off

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>>19329439
I'm for anarchism because I deeply believe I'll become a warboss in the future Mad Max world.

>> No.19329464

>>19329455
I want a Papillion who spent way too long alone in her cocoon.

>> No.19329465

>>19329455
Papillion a cute!

>> No.19329469

>>19329456
I don't know. I'm drunk. I'm just against the guy complaining about someone else posting EMG pics while simultaneously providing no content himself.

>> No.19329472

>>19329469
Then we're on the same side

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>>19329406
Obviously.

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>>19329393
>muh 3dpd
Fuck off to /monster/

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>>19329478
for a second there I thought I saw nipples

>> No.19329494

>>19329298
Fucking eat shit and die Bollocks

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>>19329464
>>19329465

>> No.19329503

>>19329497
She's cute/

>> No.19329505

>>19329323
Indeed
>>19329329
I actually hope to marry a Wisp while living, but otherwise YES. I would make her moan like the wind, so that all the other couples in the area would know we are the lewdest.

>> No.19329507

>>19329487
>3DPD
>/monster/
Dumb EMGnigger.

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>19329494
>Everyone I Don't Like is Bollocks: The Emotional Child's Guide to Posting on 4chan

>> No.19329516

>>19329497
A cute, would give flowers even if the old instincts kicked in and she started munching on them

>> No.19329519

>>19329494
>Bollocks
LOICENSE
O
I
C
E
N
S
E

>> No.19329523
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>>19329507
99% of /monster/ posts are whining about how mean 3DPD is to them.

>> No.19329532
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>> No.19329538

>>19329393
It's really pathetic that you do this every time you lose an argument

>> No.19329539

How about you all shut the fuck up? Let's just talk about dicking the daughteru instead, everyone here likes that.

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>>19329523
It's also (justifiably) commonplace on 4chan too, and only a spammy shitter like you would be aware of /monster/'s posting habits.

>> No.19329551

>>19329513
>Not seeing 'I'm more annoyed than upset. Specifically because it's been used as a false flag against me several times already as if I'm some kind of defender of NTR.'
Name another whiny faggot Discordnigger who actually was name dropped. I'll wait.

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>19329539
>everyone here likes that

>> No.19329559

>>19329538
No come on let's talk about how good 3DPD monster girls are since you constantly post them.

>> No.19329561

>>19329551
I don't think anybody cares as much about discord drama as you dude
I assume most people do what I do and just ignore namedropping in these threads

>> No.19329575

>>19329539
I don't dick the daughteru, but I understand that Monstergirls are not opposed to such an act, and don't judge anyone who chooses to partake in Monstergirl loli.
I would want two daughterus, personally.

>> No.19329576

>>19329505
I don't like wisp thaaat much, but I'd rather be living too. It was just a little thought that came to me once or twice because those thighs are too good.

>> No.19329588

>EMG faggots show up en masse
>Thread devolves into shit flinging
Really gets my neurons firing. Are they really this salty their manga is dying and that their threads on /c/ are dead?

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>>19329588
i dub thee ol'salty

>> No.19329610

>>19329588
It only turns bad because one or two autistic posters here never shut the fuck up when EMG is posted.

>> No.19329612

>>19329588
Yes. I bet that fucking mermaid redditor is an EMGfag

>> No.19329618

>>19329588
Technically EMG is on-topic
The fandom is grating though.

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>>19329588
>>19329618
I wouldn't give a damn if they didn't feel the need to reply to EVERY single fucking bait post, no matter how shitty it is.

>> No.19329623

>>19328146

Too bad the handcuffs aren't fuzzy, though I guess that would clash with the outfit. It'd fit though.

>> No.19329624

>>19329588
Along with massive amounts of image spam from EMGniggers.

>> No.19329627

>>19329610
It's why you can't post EMG on /a/ anymore. You get a bunch of autists zeroing in and whining over and over until the janitor deletes the thread

>> No.19329628
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19329628

Enough talk about EMG. Let's talk about deerpussy.

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>>19329628
no

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>>19329628
Seriously though, how are any of the other centaur types supposed to compete?
They can't. They just can't.

>> No.19329653

Fuck EMG and the discussion around it let's discuss drunk muscular Minotaur violating your mouth with their tongue

>> No.19329656

>>19329628

We get a good amount of deer up here, walking around peoples' yards at night. It's really cute how the families travel together.

>> No.19329665

>>19329653
>their tongue
bovine got some mighty tongues ya know

>> No.19329666

>>19329653
What about molesting your Minotaur gym teacher?

>> No.19329670

>>19329653
Tell me the MG version of cow tools

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>>19329576
They are the best. You can tell they would be extra soft because she's a ghost-type.
I want to lick and worship a Wisps thighs and ass until even she thinks it's too much.
>>19329638
I feel like I've seen a different version of this pic.

>> No.19329680

>>19329656
Yeah, although I don't know how the local whitehorns would handle the heatwave.

You probably have permanent winter zones in areas for those girls

>> No.19329682

>>19329666
Your Minotaur gym teacher would be the one molesting you anon.
Strongfat or /fit/ anon?

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>>19329638
Yes.

>> No.19329695

>>19329682
Not him but Strongfat for maximum molesting of her.

>> No.19329697

>>19329588
This desu >>19329610

>> No.19329700

>>19329682
Strongfat.

>> No.19329702

>>19329680
>bunch of White Horns walking around out in public with their tops off

>> No.19329708

>>19329612
He's the "Mu-cuck-me" guy, he used to accompany it with cheshire avatarfagging until people called him out for it.

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>author creates an universe where everything revolves around female monster on male rape
>western fans turn these "evil" monsters it into cutesy and lovey dovey

We are truly madmen

>> No.19329723

>>19329702
Anon no, think of the loli-white horns.
Unless everyone is walking around with pasties on.

>> No.19329728

>>19329714
>implying cutesy and lovey dovey isn't the best kind of rape

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>>19329714
But the cutesy lovey-dovey stuff is canon.

>> No.19329754

Just let me live in an Icelandic fjord, alone, with my Whitehorn GF.

This is all I ask of ye.

>> No.19329757

>>19329665
That makes it better

>> No.19329759

>>19329588
But it's because of you throwing a shitfit every time they post an image

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>>19329723
I mean, until some nice officer informs them of the public minimums, that's probably what they're going to do.

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>>19329754

>> No.19329801

I want to milk my backed up Minotaur childhood friend while she pretends to not enjoy it

>> No.19329812

>>19329610
>>19329627
>Everyone else except us is the problem
>Why must you persecute us so?

>>19329618
That's nothing new. EMG's fanbase has always been grating, but thankfully, it's a dying fanbase, just like the manga.

>>19329624
Because they have nothing interesting to say or discuss. The manga is void of any worthwhile plot or storyline. It's become nothing more than an exposé of what new girl can I show off next. And for some reason, it attracted a bunch of simple-minded fans who can't even fill in the blanks left by the manga. They lack imagination, and thus, they just spam images.

>> No.19329820

Would it be wrong of me to force-feed a Holst her own milk as I'm milking her? Like having some sort of contraption that makes sure every drop goes back into her mouth?

>> No.19329834

>>19329812
>Us

I don't even like EMG, I just like monster tits. You're the sole autist who will not shut the FUCK up. Noe of this would have happened if you just ignored a fucking Miia picture or whatever. Instead, you derailed the thread for around 50 posts.

>> No.19329837

>>19329677
Same here. I imagine massaging them would be heavenly and brushing her inner thighs would be too good. The only reason why I'd go with a live girl thigh's over hers is because of the warmth, but if she was them because of her fire then she's the only thigh choice.

>> No.19329838

>>19329834
>Noe of this would have happened if you just ignored a fucking Miia picture or whatever. Instead, you derailed the thread for around 50 posts.
This

>> No.19329842

Tomboy monster girls.

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>>19329834
>I don't even like EMG
[x]Doubt

>> No.19329871

>>19329714
Weirdly enough it's just here and /monster/, as shit as the wiki and mgr are, both still acknowledge the more rapey and sexual sides more than the cute.

>> No.19329875

>>19329847
Yeah, you go anon, fight those spammers by posting reaction images...

>> No.19329876

Tomboy monster girls!

>> No.19329878

>>19329834
At the same time, none of this would have happened if they didn’t reply every time.
Shitposting follows EMG wherever it goes, and it’s not solely on account of its detractors.

>> No.19329886

>>19329834
This so much, it's the same whenever any other setting gets discussed beyond just a girl being posted. Someone points out it doesn't have X benefit that KC's utopia has and the thread devolves into a shit slinging match.

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>>19329842
>>19329876
Abyssals are monster girls right?

>> No.19329901

>>19329892
No.

>> No.19329903

>>19329886
Objectively wrong. There have been multitudes of other girls from different settings that nobody bitches about you retarded fucking EMGnigger.

>> No.19329912

>>19329847
>[x]Doubt

The irony is I've most likely been posting and contributing to these threads for longer than you have. Take your fucking meds, you schizo.

You derail the thread every single time anyone posts an EMG picture because of some inexplicable vendetta you have against the series. Just shut the fuck up.

>"But it's shit!"

Maybe? But people with half-functioning brains see things they don't personally like and just ignore it, like pineapple pizza or black licorice. Instead, you choose to do this.

>> No.19329914 [DELETED] 

SHITPOSTING WILL SAVE THESE THREADS!

>> No.19329916

>>19329871
I'm a vanillafag, so I'm enjoying my time here.

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>>19329886
Times this has happened when Touhou characters get posted: 0

Nobody gives a shit unless the setting is acting like it is a utopia when it's clearly lacking in fundamental aspects.

>> No.19329920

>>19329903
>multitudes of other girls from different settings
Name five.

>> No.19329940

>>19329920
Touhou girls and characters like Scanty and Kneesocks get zero flack. Go back to /c/ you dumb EMG faggot

>> No.19329945

>>19329575
I wouldn't want to dick my own daughters, but an adopted monster daughterfu or a completely unofficial surrogate imouto is an A+ monstergirl to give the D to.

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The best kind of booty.

>> No.19329952

>>19329769
I imagine topless but with pasties would be legal.

>> No.19329954

>I think this girl is cute
>No! You aren't allowed to post that girl because another girl from the same thing is bad
Can someone please explain this? That's like saying every MGE girl is bad because of cait sith and matango

>> No.19329962

>>19329954
Fuck dude just let it go. You are doing the opposite of helping.

>> No.19329963

>>19329903
Such as?
>>19329919
It's /jp/, touhou is in everything regardless of what thread it is. Meanwhile Abyssals and various other monster girl manga have been shitposted out the thread countless times.
>>19329940
>Scanty and Kneesocks
Those really depend on the time of day, they've caught flack before, besides he said five settings.

>> No.19329969

>>19329575
I used to not care about daughterus but at some point, after thinking about life with my waifu I really got into the idea of having one and dicking her doesn't appeal to me at all. I also like the thought of adopting a kiki one.

>> No.19329971

>>19329116
I wonder how handjobs would be made to work if she was put into KC's universe.

>>19329194
You know, I'm not normally into abs, but mmph.

>> No.19329972

>>19329878
They obviously like what they like, and you're not exactly being fair. If some fag came in here and started talking shit about MGE, you fucking know he'd be getting replies until the thread burnt down. I've seen it happen myself.

>> No.19329975

>>19329962
I just want to post that sexy ass leech and not be told to fuck off for an irrational reason

>> No.19329977
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>>19329963
Every time I've seen something like abyssals get shitposted at it's because they were being repeatedly spammed.

>> No.19329980

>>19329963
I'm not going to abide by your goal post moving retardation.

>> No.19329983

>>19329954
All of the EMG girls are bad, no exceptions.

>> No.19329989

>>19329975
And people have been doing so just fine.
Just try to not reply to TWO HOUR OLD bait.

>> No.19329991

>>19329975
Then leave.

>> No.19329993

>>19329951
Pretty sure that's a pussy, see you in three days.

>> No.19329994

>>19329983
Care to explain? If it boils down to "it's not MGE" I'm going to laugh at you

>> No.19329995

>>19329954
They all share the same values. The only way we can break from the cycle is to destroy the Demon Lord and free humanity.

>> No.19329999

>>19329977
The first few times it happened a year or so back it was because someone dared post 2 images of wo-class in a single thread. Meanwhile no one batted an eye at the 10+ hellhounds.
>>19329980
>anon asks for five settings
>doesn't name any, just 2 girls
I don't see how that's goal post moving.

>> No.19330004

This EMG discussion is autistic
Reminder that strongfat mg's are top tier objectively

>> No.19330005

>>19330004
Remove fatfags

>> No.19330007
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19330007

I claim this thread in the name of mankind!

Glory to Mankind!

>> No.19330010

>>19329842
Tomboy Mindflayer cardio bunny, out for a jog by the beach. Bikini tan lines.

>> No.19330014

>>19329999
You said any non KC girl no matter what got shitposted and I posted evidence to the contrary.

>> No.19330017

>>19330007
Pallete swap her all black and white, and then it'll be better.

>> No.19330026

>>19330014
Re-read the post, I didn't say "no matter what" or "literally" anywhere, just any other setting as a general phrase.

>> No.19330027

>>19329420
>Any centaur
Nightmares say hi and continue to be best actual horsepussy.

>> No.19330032

How would you feel if your Automaton said something similar to >>19330007 during sex.

>> No.19330034

>>19330004
This is true be it holst, jinko, or dragon

>> No.19330037

>>19330007
I hate this design, it looks like steampunk garbage

>> No.19330043

>>19330037
Cry more faggot.

>> No.19330045

>>19330043
>no opinions allowed

>> No.19330046

>>19330010
>Mindflayer
>Jog
I was going to say something snarky, then I remembered that polymorph is about as hard as snapping.

>> No.19330054

>>19330045
Your opinion is shit

>> No.19330056

>>19329379
Probably, not just for themselves but the rest of the harem too. That way her husband can have a one man orgy with a whole variety of different beauties.

>> No.19330059

>>19330054
>implying steampunk isn't maximum shit
Dude I love brass gears

>> No.19330063

>>19330032
It would probably make me immediately jizz if she whispered it coyly while we were screwing.

>> No.19330068

Would it necessarily be a cliche if a character I'm thinking of was raised by a blacksmith before becoming a sellsword?

>> No.19330074

>>19330059
Well good thing it isn't steampunk you retarded /v/ermin.

>> No.19330076

>>19330059
Not him but it's more magitech, and if you're about to imply that making Automatons look like gundams is somehow "better", then here's your preemptive go fuck yourself.

>> No.19330084

>>19330074
What do you call it then because it's fucking shitty
>>19330076
They should look robotic, I want to see wires and circuits and shit in between joins

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I'm sensing hate, anger, and aggression again in this thread again! No more!!!

>> No.19330093

>>19330084
If you want to fuck robots then fuck off.

>> No.19330101

>>19330085
You need bigger guns. It's time for Eros posting.

>> No.19330102

>>19330093
What the fuck do you think "automaton" means?

>> No.19330109 [DELETED] 

>>19330102
Go clang clang somewhere else, faggot.

>> No.19330110

>>19330093
But automatons are robots.

>> No.19330113

>>19330102
Stop it anon, he's baiting you.

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>>19330101
I agree, we need to bring back love to this thread. This aggression is getting out of hand! Someone needs a handjob!

>> No.19330120

>>19330110
They're about as robotic as Golems.

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>>19330084
They were made by people who are better at technology than you, hence no need for such things.
Also it's magitech, not plain tech.

>>19330101

>> No.19330124

>>19330068
No, why would it be?

>> No.19330132

>>19330113
Oh ok

>> No.19330137

>>19330102
Don't bite.

>> No.19330146

>>19330123
How can any birb ever trump that birb?

>> No.19330148 [DELETED] 

Go to /trash/ if you want to crank it to robot girls.

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>>19330146
By being this bird.

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>>19330146
They can't really.
They are the best of the Harpy Family after all.

>>19330174
Good jokes mate.

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>>19329994
Lurk moar faggot.

>> No.19330186

>>19330174
That's not Jubjub

>> No.19330188

>>19330174
Second fiddle. Good thing too, because she'd never play a fiddle as well as best birb. Shit, I want someone to make "Good Eros went down to Georgia" now.

>> No.19330191

I hate eros

>> No.19330193

>>19330186
JubJubs are DumbDumbs.

>> No.19330199

>>19330186
Jubjub is as shitty as March Hare
>does nothing but fuck
>only thinks about fucking

>> No.19330200

I want a harem of birds to ruffle me with their feathers!

>> No.19330204
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>>19330191
Gaaaaaaay

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>>19330191
Too bad, because Eros still loves you.

>> No.19330217

>>19330207
What other cute couples is Kuupid off to make?

>> No.19330219
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>>19330199
You just described 99% of MGE girls.

>> No.19330220

>>19330193
>>19330200
t.cc tengu

>> No.19330221
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>>19330200
Careful, that's a lot of plumage.

>> No.19330223

>>19330180
She really is best bird.

>> No.19330224

>>19330219
No

>> No.19330227

>>19330193
More like cutecutes!

>> No.19330230

>>19330204
Eroes is a bad person and her girls are annoying!

>>19330207
But I don't want her to love me.

>> No.19330234

>>19330199
That's exaggeration as per usual, but I'd still like a girl capable of holding a decent conversation. Fortunately, that's pretty much every harpy but Jubjub.

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>>19329148
My dude, the number of images that are reposted in every thread is fucking astonishing. Either these fools have no mg image library or they're intentionally trying to drive people away.
Its exactly what you would expect from a general thread in its death throes.

>> No.19330238

>>19329892
Only some of them.

>> No.19330240

>>19330235
It's only on weekends really.

>> No.19330241
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>>19330199
Kusou taste dude.

>> No.19330246
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>>19330224
Yes.

>> No.19330247

>>19330221
Glorious plumage. Kitsune tail lovers has NOTHING on me!

>> No.19330248

>>19330235
>Muh doomsday posting
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.19330250

>>19330246
>posts another shit tier girl
wow

>> No.19330252

>>19330204
Cupids are hot as fuck. I'd love to recieve a handjob from one while she has a stern face and is looking up to me in dissapointment.

>> No.19330254

>>19330235
The threads have endured worse, much worse.

>> No.19330259

>>19330250
Tell us oh master of taste, what are the good girls?

>> No.19330263

>>19330259

He's obviously brain-damaged, don't bother.

>> No.19330264

>>19330252
Mad handjobs are best handjobs

>> No.19330265
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>>19330252
Her face says "you're an idiot" but her eyes say "kiss me, idiot."

>> No.19330266

>>19330259
Any of them that can be actual wives

>> No.19330270
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>>19330259

>> No.19330271

>>19330246
You can't blame someone for a frustrated loner wanting sex when a big chuck of the world is filled with couples having plenty of sex.

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>>19330248
>threads barely making it past 700 posts
>Its just jaypee getting fast g-gguys I s-swear.
Time marches on my dude.

>> No.19330276

>>19330263
Sorry for wanting a girl that can think about something other than sex

>> No.19330278
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>>19330146
Through indominable adorableness and big wobbly tiddies.

>> No.19330283

>>19330265
Exactly. Coating her face with my cream would be too good, especially if she gave off a sigh and scraped some of it off with her finger and gave it a lick.

>> No.19330287

>>19330272
Fuck off, Bollocks. Go back to /monster/ you cretin.

>> No.19330293

Reminder that men that completely shut their heart away from romance would be almost as bad as child killers to monster girls.

>> No.19330299

>>19330293
What if I'm ugly? I'm fucked either way.

>> No.19330301
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>>19330272
The thread before last made to 1200+ posts before getting archived.Ever since bunyip was released, threads have been going past the 1000 mark more frequently.

>> No.19330302

>>19330293
Are you nuts? That's like, prime healing bait

>> No.19330304

>>19330278
But gandharva already has all of those attributes.

>> No.19330306
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>>19330293
That's what the arrows are for.

>> No.19330309

>>19330293
So that's they way to be able to stay alone? Good to know.

>> No.19330310

>>19330299
Well have fun being forced to join the Order.

>>19330302
>>19330306
Failures don't get healed.

>> No.19330313

>>19330123
Who'd win in a fiddle competition?
A devil or a gandharva?

>> No.19330314
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19330314

Oh nevermind, it's just sadsack anon.

>> No.19330316

>>19330272
Last thread started on a friday and died on a saturday, /jp/ used to be so slow threads would take 3 days to drop off the board. Newfags wouldn't know this though.

>> No.19330317

>>19330310
Honestly, the more I think about it the Order doesn't sound half bad.

>> No.19330319

>>19330310
>Failures don't get healed.
Oh so you're literally retarded.

>> No.19330323

>>19330310
Oh hey, it's the Sad Sack again.

>> No.19330327

>>19330272
Maybe it's because the CAPTCHA has turned into pure unmitigated fucking aids this week and nothing has been done to fix it, so people who aren't integrated into google's data theft spyware networks have to click on over 9000 street signs every time you want to fucking post. And obviously hiroshima isn't doing anything about it because he thinks it'll make him more 4chan jewpass money.

>> No.19330329
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>>19330299
/r9gay/shitter doesn't read the source material
Like clockwork.
>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them, but there are hardly any types of men that they hate. Though they may feel that a handsome man is cool, or cute, it's not in their values to despise an ugly man as ugly. This even extends to virility during sex, which is normally very important to them. It's “wonderful” if a man has a huge tool and is well-versed in sexual techniques, but even if a man is timid and has a small tool, they just think “cute” or “I'll train him.” It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance. Tales of ugly male bandits and thieves, etc. who were charmed after being attacked by monsters due to sheer pleasure and love and then had a change of heart and stopped attacking people are not uncommon. The only ones really hated by them are complete scum who are beyond redemption.

>> No.19330331

>>19330317
>get sent to fight rapist mg
>thats if you're lucky
not that bad

>> No.19330332

>>19330313
The audience.

>> No.19330339

>>19330319
>>19330323
Prove me wrong.

>>19330329
That's probably just a load of crap monster girls made up so they have a bigger pool of men to pick from

>> No.19330341
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19330341

Now that we know even rats are salvageable, are there any other races that are improved by milf-ing them?

>> No.19330343

>>19330329
Why are you seriously replying to him?

>> No.19330346
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>>19330317
>oppressive theocracy were the rich get richer and the poor get fucked
>not half bad

>> No.19330350

>>19330341
alps

>> No.19330354

>>19330341
>Now
You disgust me

>> No.19330358

>>19330346
It's probably fine for men that aren't able to find love with monster girls.

>> No.19330365

>>19330332
Not a dry pair of pants in the house.

>> No.19330370

>>19330341
Basically all of them. Especially the ones that become light mayaderes.

>> No.19330371

>>19330346
Find a way to become rich and maybe life won't be so bad?

>> No.19330372

>>19330123
I wonder if Gandharvas could play the electric guitar.

>> No.19330376
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19330376

So is she a zombie or a vampire?

>> No.19330381

>>19330376
Yes

>> No.19330387

>>19330376
She's a cutie!

>> No.19330390

>>19330376
She doesn't succ your life energy probably full on zombie.

>> No.19330396

>>19330372
I don't know how conducive that would be to their soothing melodies.
Thunderbirds, on the other hand...

>> No.19330399

>>19330390
i mean i'd prefer she bite me

>> No.19330407

>>19330339
>bigger pool of men
I think you may have some extra chromosomes

>> No.19330415
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19330415

>>19330376
Gee, what does the profile say?

>> No.19330416

>>19330341
But anon, my wife is a mouse.

>> No.19330420

>>19330407
Monster girls are bad people.

>> No.19330423

>>19330420
Humanity is worse, why do monster girls like us if we're worse? Do we deserve the love or are they just using us?

>> No.19330429

>>19330423
They absolutely are just using us. Why do you think they constantly brainwash men?

>> No.19330431

>>19330420
>>19330429
I can't tell if I should direct you to /r9gay/ or /tg/.

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19330440

>they're still replying
It's the weekend alright.

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>> No.19330453

>>19330415
You know a lot of undead would look really similar to eachother in plain clothes.

>> No.19330462

>>19330415
then why are they called chinese hopping vampires

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19330470

>WE WAS QUEENZ N' SHIT

>> No.19330471
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19330471

Is there a strategy to getting your shirt back from a monster?

>> No.19330475

>>19330471
It's literally impossible.

>> No.19330479

>>19330470
Fuck off /pol/

>> No.19330480

>>19330448
And if I like the booty?

>> No.19330483

>>19330471
Buy a new shirt

>> No.19330484

>>19330448
>>19330480
Or what if I like her as she is?

>> No.19330494

>>19330475
What about getting your underwear back?

>> No.19330498
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19330498

>With monstergirls stealing all the men, human women have been forced to turn to cybernetics to stay competitive

>> No.19330500

>>19330494
Even less likely.

>> No.19330502

>>19330471
Why do girls do this?

>> No.19330507

>>19330502
Because it smells like (You)

>> No.19330510

>>19330440
That dress had no chance of containing those thighs at any point and I love it.

>>19330502
Because it's comfy, they don't have to bring pajamas, and it's my fetish.

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19330529

>>19330007
Automaton dressed as 2B when?

>> No.19330536

>>19330471
The best girls are always the ones that are addicted to your scent.

>> No.19330539
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>>19330529
Well Barb made this for me

>> No.19330543
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>>19330529
>>19330539

>> No.19330549
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>>19330287
I've literally only ever been on /monster/ for maybe one thread to plug a Manticore story several years ago. As much as vocal people dislike me understandably so because I tend to create my own problems, this place is still the only monster girl thread I actually enjoy.

Have a sacrifice as recompense.

>>19330462
They're referred to as Chinese hopping vampires because blood vessels are the primary means of the movement of Qi in the human body according to Taoism. It's a common thematic that's survived for centuries, which was given notoriety in Europe via novel(la)s like Bram Stoker's Dracula or even Carmilla by Le Fanu.

The key difference between a Jiangshi and a vampire is that a vampire is usually articulate and well-behaved, the Jiangshi is not. This is because when they die, the Hun (personality, intelligence) leaves the body, while the Po (more animalistic and base behaviors) does not. Jiang Shi also detect you by your breath, so as Hong Kong cinema will often do as a tongue in cheek joke like in Mister Vampire, people will plug their nostrils to escape.

They also can do twisted shit like sucking your blood out of your skin pores like a vacuum if strong enough in the movies. But the good thing is you can distract a Jiang Shi with throwing rice or coins on the ground as a joke against rice merchants in Qing Dynasty China.

Hope that helped.

>> No.19330552

>>19330502
Because the smell is too good and it's impossible not to get your dick hard if you see a girl wearing your shirt and doing lewd stuff.

>> No.19330553

>>19327856
Why contain it?

>> No.19330557

>>19330549
Eat shit and die, Bollocks.

>> No.19330583

>>19330453
It would be really easy to tell most of them apart from behavior and facial expressions.

>> No.19330584

How can I love a monster girl?

>> No.19330597
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>>19329420
Does a centaur being drilled in both pussies count as spitroasting or double penetration?

>> No.19330605

>>19326695
I was gonna start writing today but I gotta help family moving things to storage

>> No.19330613

>>19329208
If you’re asking, “would I fuck a lolifox so hard she sprouts tails?” The answer is yes.

>> No.19330651
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19330651

GRAPED

>> No.19330675
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19330675

"Are the terms to your satisfaction?"

>> No.19330683
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19330683

Apsasa booty best booty.

>> No.19330687

>>19330675
That's a neat pen trick.

>> No.19330689

>>19330675
How would she feel if I took out an antique pen filled with red ink, started crossing things out and writing in the margins?

>> No.19330705

>>19329201
>tfw no tv ghost to drink sarsaparilla and watch movies with

>> No.19330720

>>19330651
How will Anon get out of this one?!

>> No.19330725

>>19330675
Jokes on you, I'm pulling the same trick that Johann Faust did!

>> No.19330728
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Would you marry the mother or the daughter?

>> No.19330730

>>19330728
BOTH

>> No.19330735

>>19330728
O Y A K O D O N

>> No.19330736

>>19330728
The daughter. Not just because the mom is presumably taken by a man that looks like he could rip me in half without needing any weird INCC magic, either.

>> No.19330739

>>19330675
I'd like more forced body worship actually

>> No.19330742

>>19330728
Which one is which? They all look the same to me.

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>>19330728
>>19330730
>>19330735
These anons get it.

>> No.19330749

>>19330742
Anon that's so racist!

>> No.19330760

>>19330739
do you mean worshiping hers or her worshiping you

>> No.19330774

>>19330760
Me worshiping her. A collar I'm required to wear wouldn't be bad either

>> No.19330780
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19330780

Objectively the best monster girl.

>> No.19330792

>>19330780
Will she go shooting with me? She isn't best girl is she doesn't.

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19330797

>>19330792
Of course.

>> No.19330808

>>19330124
It just feels like a cliche or stereotype often that a soldier comes from or retires to a farm or something mundane is all.

>> No.19330849
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19330849

Sure is dead around here.

>> No.19330870

>>19330849
Sorry, I was eating pizza with my succubus wife.

>> No.19330890

>>19330849
That's what happens when you have retards that refuse to fuck off shitting up the thread.

>> No.19330896

>>19330675
Showing off her dexterity already

>> No.19330899
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>>19330808
It's more like a natural progression of events.
Nobody is born a soldier, and generally soldiers don't do a lot of soldiering outside of wartime.

>> No.19330902

>>19330849
My bad, was fapping.

>> No.19330909

>>19330849
I just lurk and wait for the good art, until I can commission some of course

>> No.19330914

I wanna a mommy monster to keep me on a doggy collar!

>> No.19330916

>>19330808
It's the biggest, most true-to-life example of the hero's journey.
>Mundane lifestyle creates a desire for adventure
>Becomes a soldier trying to fulfill that desire
>Learns it's not all its cracked up to be
>Eventually comes to value the simple, peaceful life

>> No.19330932

>>19330849
Not a whole lot you can do when you're blocked by Jewgle yet again for imaginary """"automated traffic"""""

>> No.19330947

>>19330849
Has KC mentioned what happens if they use the nail toxin on a man?

>> No.19330950

>>19330932
So when's the last time you did a virus scan?

>> No.19330957
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19330957

What's the 411? Any commissions, updates, projects, things you are looking forward to?

>> No.19330971

>>19330950
>literally indian tech support -tier posting
It's been happening most of the week and a lot of other people have been complaining. Maybe you don't notice anything because you're a filthy pass user or because you're logged onto every botnet google has available.

>> No.19330977

>>19330957
Minimal progress in writing but I've got most of a story planned out. Won't be too long, but hopefully it's good. Also currently suffering the eternal wait for getting commissions back.

>> No.19330978

>>19330947
Probably corrupts his spirit energy so he turns into an Incubus.

>> No.19330983

>>19330957
I'm in the waitlist of an artist and will probably commission some more stuff this coming month. Otherwise, I'm just having waifu thoughts.

>> No.19330996

>>19330957
Working on a drabble but I'm busy today

>> No.19330997

>>19330957
My one big commission just got delayed as the artist's file got corrupted, no news on the second one but I think it'll be done sometime this week. I put in for another early yesterday, but I haven't heard back yet.

>> No.19331002

>>19330971
>paying money for 4chan
Good jokes.
And I'm logged into nothing, I just don't Tor into everything.

>> No.19331007

>>19330957
Emailed cowfee about an off-profile Salamander before his prices go up and I'm going over ideas on getting either some smut of a profile girl or a wock designed as a second commission.

>> No.19331012

>>19330957
I'm gonna do it I'm going to finally draw my favorite girls

>> No.19331030

>>19330997
>the artist's file got corrupted
Hopefully a dog doesn't eat his homework too.
Jokes aside that sucks, at least you have other stuff in the works.

>> No.19331033

I need to use that public restroom, but there's a really menacing chershire cat leaning on the door, flipping a coin and leering at me

>> No.19331041

>>19330957
Tried to write today, got frustrated, and now I don't even remember basic story structure.

>> No.19331044

>>19331033
I bet she's gonna teleport into the stall you're in after you take off your pants.

>> No.19331047

>>19331030
As far as I can tell it wasn't that bad, the artist was traveling so it was just a copy so not everything was lost. This aside, they have been pretty based as far as the process goes, definitely one of the best I've ever worked with.

>> No.19331050

>>19331033
go in the women's bathroom

>> No.19331069

>>19331047
Oh that sounds a lot better then, what you getting anon?

>> No.19331083

>>19331069
Funny you mentioned dogs, because it's Kobolds. Nothing especially kinky this time either.

>> No.19331089

>>19331083
Sounds nice, your last one of the wife was really cute.

>> No.19331095

>>19331089
Hey thanks anon, I'm really looking forward to it.

>> No.19331126
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19331126

>>19330849
Nah Prablem

>> No.19331216

I need story prompts to alleviate this massive boredom. Anything you got within reason.

>> No.19331220
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19331220

Touch the spider-cow.

Do it now.

>> No.19331225

>>19331220
I bet she's evil! She probably goes 'Fufufu'!

>> No.19331243

>>19331216
Familiar waitress trying to get anon to take her home.

>> No.19331246

>>19330651
God I wish that was me

>> No.19331252

>>19331033
>>19331050
Make sure to stick your dick in the hole in the stall, too.
It's a washing station.

>> No.19331269

>>19330899
Normally I'm not into muscle, but I'd want to make a scarred warrior monster like her feel like a woman again.

>> No.19331314

https://youtu.be/HgKT3DEqCtk

>> No.19331317
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19331317

How would a fire mouse or sallyfeel if they were defeated by Anon's "I don wan no trabble" style martial arts? Would they be super horny, or incredibly humiliated that they were defeated by a dude with a ladder, a rope, and a folding chair?

>> No.19331321

>>19331314
>Shilling your youtube videos

>> No.19331334

>>19331317
>"I don wan no trabble"
huh?

>> No.19331345

>>19331334
Google motherfucker, use it.

>> No.19331346

>>19331317
>T-That's cheating!

>> No.19331350

>>19328186
griffons are good girls i don't know how they scored so low for me

>> No.19331362
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This is your sensei for today.

>> No.19331368

>>19331362
That's not a proper outfit for a school teacher.

>> No.19331371

>>19331362
What class am I taking again?

>> No.19331378

>>19331371
Proper caretaking of mofu

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19331381

How do you hold hands with a wurm?

>> No.19331382
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19331382

How do you seduce a sassy elf?

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19331386

>>19331381
Carefully.

>> No.19331387

>>19331382
Throw rocks at her!

>> No.19331389

>>19331387
I said seduce,not anger!

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>>19331386
Ban this sick filth!

>> No.19331397

>>19331381
Pull your dick out and wave it in her face.

>> No.19331400

>>19331386
>nipples get hard from handholding
MEER

>> No.19331405
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>>19331400
>MEER
Looks like someone needs to learn proper spelling.

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>Prefering inferior earth crawler dragons instead of majestic flying ones

Ha!

>> No.19331419

>>19331406
Cow dragons > other dragons.

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>>19331419
Did somebody say cow dragon?

>> No.19331428

>>19331345
no

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19331429

Nekomata's are the best monster girls. Better than all others!

>> No.19331434

>>19331428
Yes.

>> No.19331438

I will become a necromancer and raise zombie dragons from the grave so they find proper husbands!

>> No.19331449

>>19331438
zombie dragons happen naturally though and you'll just get pestered by liches that want to do "research" with you

>> No.19331458

>>19331449
Can i get pestered by vampires hiding in graveyards instead?

>> No.19331462

>>19331458
yeah they need those minions go find your own graveyard

>> No.19331464
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>> No.19331469

>>19331462
But i want to be her minion!

>> No.19331473
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19331473

Yuki onnas at the beach

>> No.19331483

I want my Haku teacher to force me to let her suck my dick for a passing grade!
Afterwards, I want to hang out at her house after school while she drinks beer and complains about the teacher's association!
I want to do my homework there and occasionally ask her for help, which she gives despite being somewhat drunk and half naked!

>> No.19331487

>>19331381
Low IQ!

>> No.19331490
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>>19331473
That yuki-onna needs to cut down on the sweets.

>> No.19331499

>>19331473
>researcher documenting arctic life
>all of his research is busty Yuki-Onnas tanning on glaciers and swimming in sub zero water

>> No.19331504

>>19331473
Gonna grope that Yuki

>> No.19331508

>>19331449
How do deadpan suspicious Liches convince someone to "research" with them, aside from kidnapping?

>> No.19331509

>>19331473
Useless meat

>> No.19331522

>>19331509
The best kind!

>> No.19331525

>>19331490
It's not her fault the only food she can get is frozen fish and ice cream!

>> No.19331546
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>> No.19331570
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19331570

>Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

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>>19330971
you sound mad anon

>> No.19331579

>>19331570
Can't stop me, gonna give the mini-snek sweets and hugs.

>> No.19331580

>>19331570
I want to kiss that MILF.

>> No.19331591

>>19328293
i am both ok with alps and siths

>> No.19331593
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19331593

Everyone say hello to the new head maid.

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>>19331591
>>>/d/

>> No.19331600

>>19331593
My kiki begs to differ.

>>19328293
My tastes are so warped now that a 'meme' template needs to be on them.

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>>19331598

>> No.19331603

>>19331593
>My dragon has a Dragon maid
Oh man, I can only imagine how haughty and smug she'd be.

>> No.19331612

>>19331525
couldn't you have one that imports frozen habaneros,serranos,jalapenos,Bhut Jolokia ect.. so she can simulate the sensation of heat?

>> No.19331615
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>>19331269
I feel ya.
And I really wish the artist had stuck with that kind of muscle. He's just gone into cartoonish exaggerated bullshit at this point.

>> No.19331620

>>19331601
Why is Wonderland so good for sad stories?

>> No.19331622
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19331622

>G-g-g’day! ThereIsaidit!

>> No.19331629

>>19331622
I'd invite a Bunyip to go shopping. I'd buy her a nice set of clothes and then get something for us to eat.

>> No.19331637

>>19331629
what would she eat?

>> No.19331641

>>19331637
Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.

>> No.19331642

>>19331615
I like the "exaggerated bullshit" honestly

>> No.19331645

>>19331637
I don't know. I was thinking about a burg and then afterwards we could eat ice cream.

>> No.19331647

>>19331642
But when their abs look like goddamn billiard balls?

>> No.19331656

>>19331647
Honestly?
you

>> No.19331661

>>19331642
I hear you.
Give me the beef!

>> No.19331663

>>19331615
>look him up
Jesus fucking christ why'd he think that was a good idea?

>> No.19331673
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19331673

Would you let your daughteru cook for you?

>> No.19331675

>>19331438
Are male lichs just undead incubi?
Lichedom seems like the natural progression for necromancers.
Regardless i want to become powerful enough to have a harem of every undead girl.
I just love the dead.

>> No.19331677

I wanna scarred big beefy muscular minotaur to boss me around!

>> No.19331688

>>19331673
Only with supervision, my daughteru is very easily distracted so I'm not sure I trust her alone in the kitchen.

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>>19331663
God only knows.

>> No.19331691
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19331691

What would an apophis's wedding ceremony be like?

>> No.19331700

>>19331677
I'd rather one use me as a daki.

Would they make mooing noises in their sleep?

>> No.19331704

>>19331691
She and her hubby crashing the Pharaoh's wedding, no doubt

>> No.19331707

>>19331700
> daki.
are there any from mge?

>> No.19331712

>>19331691
Remember that scene from Conan the Barbarian where Thulsa Doom turns into the snake?

Hedonism all around save for ol Pophy, who is content coiling and nibbling on her hubby in preparation for the honeymoon.

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>>19331707
https://twitter.com/Jabberfag/status/869654616551673856

>> No.19331715

>>19331691
Instead of kissing, she injects you so full of venom you become addicted to it

>> No.19331718

I wanna scarred big beefy muscular minotaur to bully me then lovingly hold me afterwords!

>> No.19331724

>>19331718
>tfw you will never be the little spoon of a minotaur who is at least 20 apples higher than you

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>>19331677
>>19331718
Fuck off already.

>> No.19331764

>>19331677
I wanna take her out on a date!

>> No.19331776
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19331776

Would you help a kitsune-tsuki become a real inari?

>> No.19331784

>>19331776
no
I'd turn into something else.

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SILLY MASTAH

>> No.19331814

>>19331776
I'll grope her constantly

>> No.19331818

>>19331776
SUre, I wouldn't mind that.

>> No.19331823

>>19331734
I'm sorry for having good taste

>> No.19331828

>>19331823
Even good taste turns to shit when you spam it constantly.

>> No.19331831

>>19331724
>you will never lay on top of her while she pets your head

>> No.19331834

>>19331776
>Go on a vacation to Zipangu
>Stay at an onsen in the mountains
>Can't help but notice something strange about one of the girls
>Shy and blushing whenever you address her
>Always seems to be watching you from afar with a glint in her eyes
>You awake in the middle of the night to find her having snuck into your room
>A bizzare aura surrounds her as an unbearable heat consumes you
>She gives a lecherous smirk as she locks the door
>Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her reflection in a mirror
>"Fox Ears...?"

>> No.19331853

>>19331776
That's my fetish

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>>19331834
The Onsen is now an Oinksen!

>> No.19331976

I wanna scarred big beefy muscular minotaur to princess carry me

>> No.19331998

>>19331976
This is getting tiring

>> No.19332024

>>19331998
I feel like he's false flagging at this point.

>> No.19332030

>>19331998
He's well past KDF at his worst in terms of spamming, that's for sure.

>> No.19332034

>>19331998
(you)

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Who wants to pet the kitty?

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Mere female fish.

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>>19332034
Who, me?

>> No.19332092

>>19332091
(you)

>> No.19332101

>>19332055
Awfully lewd petting

>> No.19332109
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>>19332055

>> No.19332116

I'm going to tell a High Orc that she's fat

>> No.19332121

>>19332055
Name a girl that's more lovely as a blushing mess

I'll wait

>> No.19332130

>>19330957
Chapter six of the story soon, probably by monday

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>>19332121

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You're gonna get educated one way or another.

>> No.19332158

>>19332153
B-But I don't want anymore homework!

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>Tekeli-li intensifies

>> No.19332166

>>19332055
>Attempt to pet a manticore
>Start to rub her ears with one hand
>Her tail engulfs your other hand and arm sucking it like it would a dick
>Try to pull out but it just tightens up
>She has the look of pure ecstasy on her face, blushing deeply
>Lewd sucking noises comes from her tail
>Warm, slimy juices are starting to flow down your arm
The perfect combination of lewd and cute!

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Cupids are cute and cool!

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https://exhentai.org/g/1231823/e93e0f427f/

Grea is best dragon.

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>>19332181
She's absolutely great. Can't spell Great without Grea after all.

>> No.19332194

>>19332175
I see a nipple

>> No.19332201

>>19332165
Tekeli-li was a command their masters told them to do their job right?
So what if (you) told her tekeli-li like they used to?

>> No.19332221

>>19332191
That tail means she's constantly flashing people her panties!

>> No.19332226
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19332226

Name one thing better than a monster with pantyhose.
Protip: you can't.

>> No.19332237

>>19332226
Fishnets and Gothic Lolita.

>> No.19332239

>>19332201
If a shoggoth can get wet, that would make her a soaking mess. Although, she probably wouldn't show it. But you can expect that night she'll have her way with you, pleasuring you in ways you've never experienced before and with much more passion.

>> No.19332265

Commission set from Raburine got finished! I was a bit worried out first, but I think these actually came out pretty cute. Though this is definitely a case of the little ones looking a bit better than the wife.

https://i.imgur.com/hk6oyvC.png
https://i.imgur.com/AYkrpnw.png
https://i.imgur.com/l1eoJ4t.png

Plus Nude alts

https://i.imgur.com/Zp1HVsV.png
https://i.imgur.com/RFepXoY.png
https://i.imgur.com/eV2r7Kg.png

>> No.19332272

>>19332265
Where the tails at

>> No.19332281

>>19332272
I have no idea they were missing until you pointed it out anon, I am not an observant man.

>> No.19332297

>>19331954
That's a perfect way to get a good broth

>> No.19332318

>>19332281
Not him, but the missing tails get past me way more than they should, even after dozens of commissions.

>> No.19332382

>>19332318
Yeah, twice in a row I forgot to have the artist draw any leg fur on the girls and was saved by the fact the artist noticed it and fixed it near immediately.

>>19332265
https://imgur.com/a/CLmY5B8 Fixed images, this time with tails!

>> No.19332384

>>19332297
>The smell of delicious Pork Soup lures men to the Oinksen.

>> No.19332417

>>19330971
Yeah it's been happening to me a lot lately

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>>19332237
Fishnet 'hose are still 'hose.

>> No.19332455

>>19332426
If only that faggot keep doing MG strips instead of extending his god awful manga

>> No.19332461

>>19332426
I really like this girl. How would you describe her personality? She isn't really yan. It's more of a mischievous evil.

>> No.19332466

>>19332461
>How would you describe her personality?
Perfect and arousing

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>>19332461
DEVILISH

>> No.19332531

Reminder that a chastity belt is a standard part of a maid's uniform.

>> No.19332554

>>19332531
This anon gets it. The truly proper maids also wear chastity bras.

>> No.19332575

>>19331954
>Several High orcs in one hot spring
Good lord imagine the smell

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>>19332426
>>19332528
Oh man, she flips all of my switches

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>> No.19332621

>>19332615
You better not!

>> No.19332627

>>19332531
It's a good idea. You can't have the help leaving secretions everywhere.

>> No.19332648

>>19332615
>sitting on a bed
>clearly expecting me to stuff my own face into her foot
It's pretty shameful that I totally would, idn't it?

>> No.19332659

>>19332575
>A tribe of Orcs and High Orcs in a hot spring.
>It smells pleasantly like bacon and cinnamon.

>> No.19332661

>>19332659
It's going to smell unpleasantly like squid once they find out it's a mixed bath.

>> No.19332665

>>19332648
Not at all, to be stepped on by a Kitsune is an honor all men instinctively desire.

>> No.19332678

>>19332661
You'd probably be surprised anon. High Orcs and Orcs are more likely to flirt in the bath than they are to fuck in it.
They paid good money for a relaxing soak and they're going to get it. The fucking can come afterwards in their room.

>> No.19332708

I want a buff, scarred minotaur to break my back like Bane did to Batman. I want her to laugh at me for being a pathetic, puny human.

>> No.19332725
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19332725

I want to make an alp the broodmother of my daughters

>> No.19332737

>>19332708
Anon, you've been asking for a lot of things monsters would never do to their husbands. I think it's time to go see Dr. Flayer.

>> No.19332820

>You'll never pump your wife full of so many aphrodisiacs that she climaxes from the vibrations in the air when you speak

>> No.19332833

>>19332820
Isn't that another thing that pleasure runes are for?

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>>19332737
Good grief!

>> No.19332936

Anyone else ever relax and close your eyes while listening to ASMR and imagine that it's a Shoggoth or a Kikimora pampering you?

>> No.19332939

>>19332936
No I never got into that stuff.

>> No.19332940

>>19332936
Yeah, but it's my Demonfu instead.

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