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Tomorrow will be the first day of July!
Please make sure to remember to say 'rabbit rabbit' as the first thing, after having woken up for the first time, in the new month. It is for good luck!

>> No.19327602

I thought it was 'rabbit rabbit rabbit'
you fags need to make up your minds

>> No.19327620

Please note that these posts might actually be a part of a Moriya shrine conspiracy. They want you to say "rabbit rabbit" because it sounds almost exactly like "ribbit ribbit"! It's a plot to increase faith in Suwako.

>> No.19327652

>>19327620
I'm actually thinking about worshiping Suwako. Her cunny is probably tighter and tastier than Tewi's.

>> No.19327975

>>19327652
Frogs have cloacas

>> No.19327993
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>> No.19328026

>>19327526
July FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

https://youtu.be/7J5QzqiKymI

>> No.19328175

>>19327975
And long as it belongs to a little girl and I can cum inside it, it's a cunny.

>> No.19328220

>>19328175
Typically it's external fertilization via amplexus. So she'd probably intercrural you onto the eggs.

>> No.19328271
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19328271

Thank you for your hard work!
I will be sure not to forget this time.

>> No.19328292

Cunnylingus
Cunnylingus

>> No.19328415

do die die the tei tei

>>19328220
>she'd probably intercrural you onto the eggs.
that sounds fuckin hot

>> No.19328490
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'Prostitute Prostitute'

Have a good luck this new month!

>> No.19328498 [DELETED] 

>>19328490
Nice headcanon

>> No.19328537 [DELETED] 

>>19328498
Nice headcanon

>> No.19328634 [DELETED] 

>>19328537
Nice headcanon.

>> No.19328662 [DELETED] 

>>19328634
Nice skul-gun

>> No.19328720 [DELETED] 

>>19328634
Nice headcanon.

>> No.19328819 [DELETED] 
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19328819

This is a nice headcanon thread

>> No.19329100

I'm out of money to be a NEET off to the work again next month. Please be kind Tewi.

>> No.19329132 [DELETED] 

>>19328720
nice headcanon
>>19328819
this!

>> No.19329270

Other alternatives with various degrees of success include: "bunny cunny bunny cunny", "mating press mating press", "nakadashi nakadashi" and "flat chest flat chest".

>> No.19329524 [DELETED] 

>>19329132
Nice headcanon.

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>>19328819
Headcanon thread? then Tewi is a virgin rabbit.

>> No.19329604

>>19329100
how do I get a job? I applied to walmart and they made me ask an 80 question survey on my attitudes. do I just blanket every place with resumes?

>> No.19329657

Don't trust the rabbit. It murdered Trevor.

>> No.19329688
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>>19327526
Okami
Okami

>> No.19329698 [DELETED] 

>>19329524
Nice headcanon. Nice boat.

>> No.19329726 [DELETED] 

>>19329537
But that's CANON! A headcanon would be like "Tewi is not a virgin!". Silly anon, canon Touhous are not sexual!

>> No.19329752
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>> No.19329771 [DELETED] 

>>19329698
Nice headcanon.

>> No.19329794
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19329794

I want to impregnate Tewi-chan
I want to impregnate Tewi-chan

>> No.19330087

>>19329794
I want Tewi-chan to impregnate me!

>> No.19330993

matingpress matingpress matingpress

>> No.19331063
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>>19329270
*bunny tummy

>> No.19332080

usagi usagi!!

>> No.19332255

yo 這老兄待會就要開始dabbed。

>> No.19332327
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Fuck, I said "Ow" after stepping on a lego.

Forgive me Twei

>> No.19332597
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The purest bunny.

>> No.19332604

The first thing I said this month was "holy fuck i bate myself".

Will that work?

>> No.19332893
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19332893

I may have missed it, but i still wish good luck to everyone in here!
Let`s do this, brothers!

>> No.19332894

pyon pyon

>> No.19332926

The contract has been sealed.

>> No.19332996

I did it.

>> No.19333052

I didn't say it again.

>> No.19333418

I said it!
Well, I said "rabbit rabbit rabbit" because by virtue of saying that I will have said "rabbit rabbit" as well. I hope the third one doesn't cancel anything out.

>> No.19333436
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19333436

Rabbit Rabbit!
I said it /jp/!

>> No.19333472

兔 兔

>> No.19333502
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19333502

Paizuri Paizuri!

>> No.19333789

>>19333502
Rabbit rabbit
Timr to fappit

>> No.19333893

>>19333418
When did you make up that retarded rule anyway? Everything about that is wrong.

Rabbit rabbit.

>> No.19333988

>>19332894
machi

>> No.19334390

I failed because of the world cup.

>> No.19334834

>>19334390
That's what you get for watching dumb sports.

>> No.19335299

>>19333502
Delete
Delete

>> No.19335396

>>19327526
Rabbit rabbit rabbit

>> No.19335424
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I FORGOT
FUCK!

>> No.19335430

I said "rabbit rabbit" but I'll post "MATING PRESS MATING PRESS" here because that's what I want to do.

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I think I did it! I rolled around in bed, half-awake, for probably an hour. I don't think I said anything then. Then I woke up and immediately realized it was the first and said it!

>> No.19336644
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>>19335430
>>19335299
>>19333502
>>19332894
>>19332255
>>19332080
>>19329794
>>19329688
>>19328292
>>19327652
fortune favors the bold not the ignorant, see you next month assuming you survive until then.

>> No.19336735

>>19334834
I only watch olympics and the FIFA world cup, but yea probably i deserve it.
Gomen tewi-chan!

>> No.19336932

I said it and my favourite formula 1 driver retired from the race today and I got a mosquito bite on my cock
t-thanks tewi...

>> No.19336965

>>19333988
<Six machine!?!?!?

>> No.19336967
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paizuri
paizuri

>> No.19336999
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>>19336932
>I got a mosquito bite on my cock
You shouldn't have masturbate to her then jackass.

>> No.19337525

>>19336967
Good thing there is no visible genitalia!
Now my boss won't fire me for looking at this!

>> No.19337732

>>19336932
I got a mosquito bite on my cock too, we're like brothers.

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19338264

You didn't forget to say "Okina-sama Okina-sama", did you?

>> No.19338703

>>19336932

It would have been inside your cock if you hadn't said it, ungrateful piece of shit.

>> No.19342417

All these "mating press, mating press" posts are just a joke, right jaypee?

You wouldn't slam the cute bunny with all your weight, right? She is delicate little girl.

>> No.19342556

>>19342417
I would let her mating press me with her big rabbit carrot

>> No.19344445

>>19333502
Terminally someone make Tewi able to erect my penis.

>> No.19345252

>>19336999
Evil doers heaven watches you today. ヾ(¯∇ ̄๑)

>> No.19345270

>>19338703
Ungrateful, how do you arrive at that?

>> No.19351637

>>19327526
Rabbit rabbit

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