/jp/ - Otaku Culture

NIGGER

I just asked to lick her armpits.

>>19307771
Youmu seems to be delighted, so it might have something to do with her.

>>19307771
"Alright, whichever one of you has the longest expected lifespan gets to marry me."

the real question is which one of those girls smells the best

sanae probably smells like semen and toads, but i bet marisa and youmu smells heavenly

>>19307835
Even if Reimu didn't bath for 3 days she would still smell better than Sanae.

>>19307863
>3 days

is that really long? i sometime go weeks without baths

>>19307873
Take a shower right now anon.

Sanae clearly shows no embarrassment. As expected of Moriya.

>>19307835
*LLS Yuuka

>>19307771
"Moriya is a ugly slut and Kirisame stinks, Hakurei is my only Genso Maiden."

I told her I like mid-00s buttrock.

>>19307863
>>19307835
>>19308076
damn sakuya don't you have to puree some fat NEETs for ojou-sama?

>>19307835
Ruukoto*

>>19308115

>>19308204
Sakuya is a shitty mac user of course.

>>19308115
>>19308204
This is Sanaefags thread now?

>>19308115
remilia really got the short end on that deal

her main diet must consist of STD ridden pureed hobo

>>19308292
When you look back and think about the kind of state a person needs to be in to be completely forgotten and unwanted by society, the quality of human meat served must be really shit.

>>19308418
probably real fattening aswell

How come Sanae is looking at me with disgust?

>>19308501
It's obviously a yandere stare.

>>19308501
Did you confess your love to Reimu? That would explain all the reactions.

>>19308553
>>19308576
sanae thought you liked her instead of reimu

now shes going to gut you alongside the rest of the group

>>19308553

I never knew that I wanted yandere Sanae this much

mommy i crapped em

>>19308418
>>19308428
We humans eat hormone-laden chickens and pigs that are little more than fleshy chia pets grown in cages. So either she's not doing too bad or we all are kinda fucked.

>>19307873
I last showered 3 months ago, ask me anything.

>>19308795
Who is going to win the World Cup?

>>19308805
Las Vegas

>>19308805
France

"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved."

>>19308915
A bunch of hippies overhyped John lenon as the great martyr of music and liberalism with the Beatles as his legacy. Where Beatles was good, media managed them like the hot new boy band, then 70's kicked in and everything when to shit with "the new wave"

>>19307771
What if I told you Marisa was looking at Sanae's expression and is laughing at Sanae seeing how the joke is true?
Sanae is a huge slut and cracking jokes about it is making her pissed! You said something that she obviously isn't happy with them knowing having wanted it secret and not outside her group of locals she sucks off hundreds of times each and every day!
Sanae is giving you the yandere stare having joked about something involving one or some of the other girls present! SHOWING FAVORISM TO REIMU! SANAE IS PISSED! She's MAD! You said some stuff she doesn't want public like the hundreds of old faceless bald men she pleases only for semen!
Joking around and making everyone laugh! EXCEPT SANAE! WWWWWWWWW
The other girls you genuinely like and want to protect, so Sanae knows and plans to rid them! She's going to kill them or mutilate or even sabotage them permanently by lying to them so they can't have your children!
AAAAAA! KOWAII KOWAII!

>>19308805
me

>>19307771
I want Sanae to punch me in the stomach and rape me.

>>19307771
>Please marry me!

>>19308915
I honestly want to know what the fuck anyone sees in the Beatles. Honestly. Seriously, they're so fucking dull. What the HELL

>>19312342
You need to be 18 years or older to post on this site.

>>19312400
I'm 27, and I can't stand their languid bullshit.

Slow is good. Slow and simple is awful.

>>19312410
Late Beatles (Sgt. Pepper's and later) is objectively more complex than most modern pop music.

>>19312491
Comparing anything to shit isn't really saying much.

>>19307771
I told her she doesn't have to pay back that 5000yen she borrowed from me last week.

>>19308115
What's the deal with Sanaefags and being so obsessed with Sakuya?

"Why is Kochiya so prostitute compared to Hakurei?'

>>19312689
What's the deal with Sakuyafags being so obsessed with Sanae?

>>19312921
I've never once seen Sanae mentioned at all when people talk about Sakuya or in a Sakuya thread. But in every Sanae thread or if she's discussed Sanaefags for some reason always need to bring up Sakuya even though she's not even mentioned or relevant at all.

>>19307771
"I love you"

>>19312946
Sanaefags didn't shitpost in Sakuya's thread

>>19312946
Sanaefags are just jealous of Sakuya, since she's sexier, cooler, elegant, perfect, and not a slut.

>>19307771
"Your armpits stink."
"No they don't."
"Really? Take a whiff."

>>19308204
>phoneposter

>>19307771
Sanae is a big slut compared to you miss Hakurei

>>19307771
Cheap whores are so much hotter than free sluts.

>>19308805
MEXICO!

>>19313633
I want to marry Spic Youmu!

>>19308805
South america

>>19313659
The south's gon rise again!

>>19307771
Yandere Sanae is so cool

>>19313666
Not that south. The southern america with brazil

>>19307835
*Pregnant Hina

>>19312946
the deal with sakuyafags being obsssed with sanae comes from UFO's beta as some fags wanted sakuya to be playable but we got sanae instead, those fags started to bashing sanae and it only got worse after sanae's apparition in SA as people started to treat her as a slut

>>19313633

>>19311758
Do you plan being this stupid every night before bed time?
>be but not

>>19312846
Kochya does what it takes, Hakurei only follows orders like a pet wolf.
>but you knew that already

>>19316929
So you taking a Xenomorph spear tentacle for bad mouthing the Priestess of the mountain? Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

>>19317170
>>19317180
yo is the ai poster getting smarter?

>>19313633
CARLITO FIESTA!

>>19307771
"Alcohol is my religion."
Marisa is laughing because she could drink my fukkin bitch ass under the table, Youmu looks excited because she's finally found somebody who can teach her how to sink a beer and not hork it up into the toilet, Reimu has fallen deeply in love with me because my personal philosophy resonates with her dependency on alcohol to not hang herself and destroy the world, and Sanae has now realised that sake is competition for faith and she must destroy the very concept of it

>>19307771
I thought of something sinister, but I forgot

"I went to visit Remilia last night! She told me some funny jokes and a few stories that may or may not be true!"
Sanny is obviously pissed she was stood up.

I told her that I loved her and will support her financially untill the end of my days. Sanae is mad because last night I filled her stomach and womb with my cum.

To blaspheme a touhou is to commit yourself to torment far exceeding any primitive tale of eternal damnation. Although there be be those who choose to revel in such acts of gall, there is still time to change the nature of your ways, to love and have kindness for all touhous.

>>19321783
The only person here with a flatline intellect is YOU loyal drone viewer in the mineshaft.

>>19327948
Rude

>>19307771
i love you

>>19307771
"sanae is the village's bicycle"

>>19313633
This
>>19313650
I'll take Yuyuyuko!

>>19326961
But everybody does that anon.

>>19316929
That was 10 years ago...

>>19310360
Are you implying all of new wave was a mistake?

>>19307771
That i will make her pay for her countless crimes against humanity.

>>19327505
But i enjoy hating certain Touhou's. It's way more fun to hate on Yukari and Reimu than to try and find excuses why they aren't terrible people.

>>19308292
>>19308418
It's the blood that matters though. And going by the legends, vampires generally prefer drinking the blood of virgins. So, i would say Remilia got a pretty good deal.

>>19335277
why cant she feed on semen instead though

>>19335413
Because sperm doesn't contain the stuff vampires need to sustain their unnatural existence.

>>19334776
Look at the music you find today and ask yourself a few questions.

How many albums do you find to not be a waste of time and money.
They all sound nearly the same, they lack any form of being unique and follow a similar if not the exact same way of recording and producing music.

>>19307771
"Is Tashi-Sama a shrine maiden? "

>>19336052
Males can't be shrine maidens.

>>19335874
Not really a problem of a specific movement, more of a general problem of consumeralistic society. It affects any potential niche that becomes popular enough.
>They all sound nearly the same, they lack any form of being unique and follow a similar if not the exact same way of recording and producing music.
Here we may start arguing about what "genre" is, but this isn't /mu/ and you don't feel like the kind of guy who would enjoy sophism.

>>19332530
And now I learn that the Pyramid of the Moon wasn't invented for Commander Keen 4.

>>19307771
That her armpit is tastier than Sanny's

>>19336174
Ehh.
Can't be helped

>>19312342
Listen to a day in the life

>>19313633
NOT ANYMORE!
;_;

>>19307835
Marisa probably has some odd herbal or other funk hanging around her from all the potions. Youmu is probably soft and heavenly.

>>19307771
I added her to my cringe compilation.