Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:03:55 No.19305711 [Reply] [Original]

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This thread dedicated to kobold lovers everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:04:43 No.19305714 File: 402 KB, 1637x673, meido bantz.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maids are olev! Olev I say!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:06:08 No.19305720 Kobolds are the cutest! Nice OP pic there, OP. I approve.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:10:14 No.19305741 >>19305711 >This thread dedicated to kobold lovers everywhere. If I wasn't already trying to finish two stories at once, I'd love to write a submissive yandere kobold quickie.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:15:20 No.19305757 File: 83 KB, 819x1157, 1528857931267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19305711 Stay Stay Good dog Stay Stay Good dog

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:19:37 No.19305772 >>19305741 Would she protect her master from the harpy mail carriers?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:29:37 No.19305798 >>19305772 She would hump your leg the entire time you're interacting with the courier because she's that afraid of you losing interest in her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:32:20 No.19305804 I want to help a cowardly nerdy dragon stand up for herself! And have it backfire on me by using her newfound aggression on me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:36:33 No.19305810 >>19305798 >yandere that fucks you so well you can't get off with any other girl >Smug levels off the charts when you come back because you can't cum from fapping anymore I can dig it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:39:07 No.19305816 >>19305798 Jeeze, coming home after a day at the office must be ruff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:56:54 No.19305849 Would your wife be likely to know your language?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 02:59:36 No.19305859 >>19305849 It's a piss poor Demon who doesn't know how to speak her desired husband's language. My Demonfu knows how to speak Gaelic because her grandmother is crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:10:15 No.19305878 >>19305849 Yelling and hand gestures are a universal language, we'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:14:32 No.19305885 >>19305849 Can always pull the "everyone anywhere on the universe knows the same language" trope, or the MAMONO MANA card

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:23:05 No.19305913 >>19305849 If she was raised on Earth, then maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:25:21 No.19305921 >>19305849 What if your waifu kept calling you a loosah in a thick urban new york accent?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:27:02 No.19305922 >>19305885 Being very obviously into each other but having to co-habit with big communication barriers for a month or so before the mana kicks in would be interesting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:32:01 No.19305933 >>19305921 What monsters make the best punk girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:34:13 No.19305943 File: 712 KB, 830x1000, 40928639_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19305757 Canines are the most loyal creatures on earth

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:41:56 No.19305961 >>19305933 Gremlins. Honorable mention to hellhounds and black harpies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 03:55:00 No.19305988 File: 834 KB, 700x858, 1524786061858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19305961 Seems you left a very notable entry off that list, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:00:20 No.19305997 >>19305988 I want a thunderbird to get into a wrestling match with a zap weasel.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:01:48 No.19305999 File: 1.19 MB, 1933x1815, 1463772145696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19305997 Oh no! Now they're both aroused and looking at you!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:06:34 No.19306011 >>19305711 Are Kobolds supposed to be wives or sex pets?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:09:00 No.19306018
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>>19305849
My guess is that their languages would be similar to ours but all still a tad different. Here's my guess of what languages are spoken from the locations we currently know about.

>Wonderland
English variant (South English accent)
>Chaos Girls
@#$@)$!&^%
>Lescatie
French variant
>Desert Girls (under Apophis rule)
Arabic variant
>Desert Girls (under Pharaoh rule)
Ancient Egyptian variant
>Zipangu
Japanese variant
>Mist Continent
Chinese variant
>Polove
Slavic language variant (The name looks East European to me at least)
>Ocean Girls
Dependent on whatever coastline or region they find themselves in
Maybe a Greek variant
>Realm of Ice
Uralic language variant
>Realm of Fire
English variant (Western U.S. accent)
>Noble Capital of the Undying
Latin variant
>Kingdom of Cats
Some Western language variant (Undecided which it should be)
>Royal Demon Realm
Some demonic language unique to their world
>Pandemonium
Same as the Royal Demon Realm
>Fairy Kingdom
Gaelic variant

From there, you could probably deduce that there are smaller kingdoms have their own languages, not spoken widely, but you can probably pinpoint certain species to certain languages as well. Gandharva->Hindu variant, Holstaur->German variant, Weresheep->Welsh variant

Sorry for the long post. Gomennasai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:09:36 No.19306020 >>19306011 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:14:36 No.19306031 File: 1.98 MB, 1754x3027, Hellhound252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19305943 Awoos are the ideal wife

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:15:32 No.19306036 File: 1.09 MB, 1159x1847, 1453537882264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306018 >Realm of Ice >not Canadian

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:19:32 No.19306047 >>19306036 I don't know. I just figured some North Eurasian language would be more appropriate. Maybe Finnish or something

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:23:01 No.19306056 File: 302 KB, 700x618, a brief rest before taking the wendigo back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306047 >Finnish Well, that explains all the centaur-types. Wonder if they can throat-sing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:29:25 No.19306071 >>19306056 I could imagine a yeti throat singing at a cultural festival

>>	Iron Beast Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:29:40 No.19306072 >>19306018 >South English accent All I can think of is a rule 63 Iron beast. And that scares me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:40:41 No.19306088 >>19306018 >German Holstaurs Boner please, I completely understand but now is not the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:41:45 No.19306090 >>19306072 So you get scared by the idea of a female wonderland version of yourself? Your name's still up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:43:49 No.19306095 >>19306072 I'm not surprised you post about yourself. But it is nice to see you fuck it up though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:50:01 No.19306107 >>19306095 To be fair >>19306090 has a point I AM scared of the idea of rule 63 wonderland me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:51:52 No.19306112 >>19306095 If we called out everyone who samefagged we'd be here all day Mermaid spammer is just the most obvious.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 04:54:33 No.19306117 >>19306095 I like to think of it as shonen and fighting games have corrupted him so much he's starting to refer to himself in 3rd person.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:03:23 No.19306130 >>19306107 That does bring up a thought. Would you want your waifu if your wafiu was a rule 63 of you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:11:41 No.19306141 >>19306130 Isnt that incest?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:12:41 No.19306143 >>19306141 More like highly complicated masturbation.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:16:14 No.19306155 >>19306130 >So just me and a salamander lying about and telling each other were out of fruit juice and money for fruit juice. ...I 45% dig it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:19:22 No.19306159 I want a Troll to milk my dick dry with her huge hands!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:22:48 No.19306167 >>19306159 Thanks for reminding me of the phrase "Elegant woman hands."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:23:19 No.19306168 >>19305943 wow she is soaked

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:23:23 No.19306169 >>19306167 Please, don't make the Trolls feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:24:49 No.19306172 >>19306167 You've said this before, Beast. Where does it come from?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:25:03 No.19306173 >>19306031 >manly abs >giant feet >male clothing If you're attracted to this you are gay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:25:43 No.19306175 >>19306031 hecker is most attractive to me but i still love the rest of my top 5

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:25:51 No.19306177 >>19306169 Trolls age good for growing mangos

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:28:41 No.19306185 >>19306172 Friend of mine can't stand the big claws most of the MGE monsters provide and started saying it when I showed him bunyip It's one of the reasons he would choose vanilla werewolf over hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:31:10 No.19306193 >>19306173 >Manly abs You mean sexy abs >Giant feet Have you not seen any of the paws KC gives the MGs? >Male clothing I don't think they make sexy ladies firefighter outfits, unless you count the ones they make for Halloween

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:31:52 No.19306198 >>19306185 Probably best if he didn't know that the werewolf was retconned into having paws like all the others ages ago then Also he sounds like a faggot, isn't the contrast to the usual human features the entire point?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:32:49 No.19306199 >>19306193 meaty paws are gr8

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:34:19 No.19306203

>>19306193
>Have you not seen any of the paws KC gives the MGs?
That doesn't excuse it, there's nothing stopping anyone from drawing them smaller. Especially since giant paws aren't even a thing anymore in MGE, KC's new style makes all paws and claws significantly smaller. Remember that Hellhound is literally the last girl with giant paws/claws KC has ever drawn, and she's almost 4 years old.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:38:55 No.19306216 >>19306198 I would say so, the subject of hand jobs came up and he said "somethings require a more womanly touch." I don't really care personally (you guys know what monsters I like) but I ask what my friends DO like in MGE next time I see them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:40:36 No.19306224 >>19306203 bunyip m8

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:43:38 No.19306229

>>19306224
Bunyip's paws are far smaller than any of the older girls with paws. Compare Dragon Zombie and Otohime to Dragon and Ryu, too. It's a running trend. Paws and claws are just slightly larger than human sized now, like they always should have been.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:48:08 No.19306248 >>19306229 Honestly this has kind of diminished some of my interest in MGE, the way KC used to handle monster parts was always one of the charm points for me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:48:32 No.19306251 >>19306173 Nice bait

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 05:51:46 No.19306262 >>19306216 Do you honestly have real life friends you talk about MGE with?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 06:00:45 No.19306282 >>19306262 Wasn't there some guys dad that also toured the threads a while back?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 06:34:27 No.19306342 This is the correct way to deal with delinquent MGs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cN7maCm0s

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 06:35:29 No.19306347 Reverse trap monster girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 06:36:48 No.19306351 >>19306347 Dhampir is supposed to fill that niche according to KC, and Alps obviously. Mad Hatter and Phantom as well.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:02:33 No.19306415

>>19306198
>isn't the contrast to the usual human features the entire point?
You're misattributing this to giant clownpaws. They're already inhuman, but the feminine size and shape lends itself far better than comical tumours. This is not accounting for your subjective shit taste, mind you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:08:25 No.19306437 >>19306347 When Kc writes Domovoy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:12:42 No.19306452 >it's a my taste in paws is better than your taste in paws episode What next, maledom vs femdom?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:13:06 No.19306454 >>19306071 I would like a Swedish speaking Yeti with long blonde hair and yellow added to her blue scarf, she would be an exceptional cuddler growing up in those winters

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:14:53 No.19306458 >>19306452 >maledom vs femdom? Did someone say insecure

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:15:58 No.19306465 >>19306454 >I would like a Swedish speaking Yeti She's going to cheat on you and fuck some nignog

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:18:07 No.19306472 >>19306465 Jokes on you, she's from an alternate dimension and learned swedish via a rift in time and space. And she didn't learn no modern swedish either, but old norse swedish because the rift had a time delay of a millenium

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:18:29 No.19306478 >>19306458 Oh no, not this shitto again. It would be funny to call a dragon insecure and see how she'd act though, with her being all proud and haughty.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:18:38 No.19306480 >>19306458 We all know femdom is superior anyways so it's not even an argument

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:21:16 No.19306489 >>19306480 It depends on the breed of monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:24:27 No.19306506 >>19306489 I for one enjoy the idea of sexually bullying turtles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:25:35 No.19306513 >>19306452 Makes you think what yoshikage would think about all this hand talk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:26:02 No.19306514 >>19306489 Yeah, it only works well with gap-moe. Like dominant elves, and sub spiders

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:27:26 No.19306519 >>19306514 >only works well with gap-moe Incorrect Sometimes no surprises is great

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:27:32 No.19306520 >>19306513 He'd probably be disgusted by any monster girl with non human hands

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:28:25 No.19306525 File: 121 KB, 900x900, 1463931501003.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306514 >hyper-sub Ushi Oni Yeah, that doesn't work.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:28:31 No.19306526 >>19306519 Gap-moe gets so over used and changes polarity so predictably that you're an idiot if it manages to surprise you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:29:48 No.19306530 >>19306526 It's especially overused in MGE at this point, just about every other girl released recently features it in some fashion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:30:02 No.19306533 File: 1.18 MB, 2208x2976, 1530099002743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd be happy with a harem of alps

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:31:08 No.19306538 >>19306018 I want a Lescatie Anubis to trample me every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:31:42 No.19306543 >>19306526 I know but by no surprises I mean getting what is shown

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:33:57 No.19306552 >>19306533 Gay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:39:40 No.19306577 >>19306533 Sounds gay. Imagine how slutty they'd be too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:40:08 No.19306581 >>19306538 A regular natural Anubis who picked up the accent after been born there, or a former human that steps on you because she blames perverts for letting the city fall?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 07:46:02 No.19306602 >>19306533 Same >>19306577 Just means you can do lewder things to them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:05:13 No.19306667 >>19306526 And yet people still think they’re clever dan for suggesting it. >haha it’s a dragon zombie but she’s really super smart guys, she’s merely pretending >Original Waifu Do Not Steal

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:08:09 No.19306679 >>19306667 It may not be clever, but it is subjectively superior

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:12:48 No.19306691 Give me some odd ideas and headcanon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:21:06 No.19306710 >>19306691 Pai loli Alice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:21:26 No.19306711 >>19306691 bipedal horse pussy is a rare mutation and they are to horsepussy as hobgoblins are to goblins.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:25:49 No.19306728 >>19305711 The one time latex works well.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:25:57 No.19306730

odd ideas
>Foursome of trumparts with 7 on all of them, calling them selves lucky sevens.
>Kunoichi mother daughter activites
>Full out insect-girl harem family raid on a supermaket fruit and veg aisle.
>Echidna bitching about game shows

headcanon
>smoke hobos not needing the pipe to exhale smoke. Smoke also minor aphrodisiac
>Minotaurs and wurms are great carpenters/ stone carvers
>Having garlic as part of a meal is like wearing sexy underwear for MGE vampires

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:29:03 No.19306739 >>19305711 >Quicksilver OP Shit thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:42:12 No.19306807 File: 291 KB, 693x1100, Kobold_big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306514 Having your cock worshipped by a Kobold is really sexy and entirely predictable though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:43:35 No.19306813 Good Girls >Kikimori >Bunyips >Whitehorns >Hellhounds Thots >Literally everyone else

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:43:49 No.19306814 File: 376 KB, 1280x1308, 1530103429322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306602 >Just means you can do lewder things to them Yeah, I bet they like to do pic related, those dirty sluts. They make normal succs look like chaste nuns.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:44:20 No.19306816 >>19306533 So much bullying, so much working even harder for your love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:48:08 No.19306831 File: 285 KB, 992x1403, bunyip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:48:34 No.19306833 >>19306813 >unicorns >thots >when the centaur you named gets hot just touching a man

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:52:13 No.19306844 File: 673 B, 115x17, 1530103933929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What went wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:52:46 No.19306847 >>19306814 Exactly! Such lewd girls. I probably would go full pervert with them though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:54:40 No.19306858 >>19306847 You've already gone full pervert by choosing one to start. You know they'd understand and appreciate that, too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:56:32 No.19306863 >>19306807 Not with those furry legs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:57:46 No.19306868 >>19306844 The Jay is moving at mach speeds again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 08:58:37 No.19306870 >>19306858 Probably, although seeing who wants to cover which flavor of my preferred types would be interesting. Especially when it comes to seeing which is the muscled one and which is the chubby one. That and the shortstack/oppai loli

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:02:26 No.19306880 >>19306833 Unicorns are sluts! SLUTS! All that think of is cock!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:02:50 No.19306883 File: 331 KB, 3000x3000, C7pE4wNXwAIjDW3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn yell "SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH" while cumming in a mershark's pussy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:03:52 No.19306886 >>19306870 >Loli alp >That one faggot that took the whole "I wish to be the little girl" thing seriously That one's a treasure. A treasure designed for headpats, ice cream, and rough anal sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:04:21 No.19306889 File: 317 KB, 1536x2048, DDeFVGhVwAAzk-a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306880 That's every girl in the MGE. If you want pure waifus, then go somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:06:42 No.19306897 >>19306889 Well, there's always alice. Wendigo and cockatrice may also not qualify.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:06:43 No.19306898 >>19306807 I really love the thought of one nuzzling a cock while looking like the happiest girl in the world, their simple nature is really endearing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:07:51 No.19306901 >"...while Polyaenus describes the Sacred Band as being composed of men "devoted to each other by mutual obligations of love". >Alp Hoplites.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:08:09 No.19306903 File: 157 KB, 907x1178, 1498864537415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306886 >Loli alp The best kind of alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:09:16 No.19306910 >>19306807 Blindfold, gag and put a vibrator in her. Then lead her around by the leash on all fours

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:11:39 No.19306922 >>19306910 I'd prefer to do this kind of thing to a defeated Salamander while making her say cheesy doujin quality lines such as "please use this failed warrior as your personal cock sleeve."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:12:25 No.19306925 I wonder if /hbg/ spends so much time focusing on wanting to fuck girls who turned into men

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:12:32 No.19306926 >>19306031 Ya know what always bothered me about Hellhounds? The fact that they have more chest-hair than I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:12:38 No.19306927 >>19306910 She's your wife, not your sex pet!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:13:45 No.19306932 >>19306926 Paizuri from one must suck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:14:10 No.19306934 I want to make my Cheshire daughteru wear a chastity belt and force her to watch hours of father/daughter porn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:14:56 No.19306939 >>19306927 I'm not him anon, but don't be that way. Kobolds are both!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:15:45 No.19306942 File: 339 KB, 600x800, 55281604_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306903 Is it still an alp if it's not their original body?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:16:25 No.19306946 >>19306927 Kobolds fill both roles at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:17:33 No.19306951 >>19306942 I'm not sure but either way I want to fuck that alchemist.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:17:46 No.19306952 File: 54 KB, 519x607, DdmGK8tUQAALu_M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The head nurse will see you now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:18:09 No.19306954 >>19306942 Wouldn't Cagliostro logically still be into girls anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:18:25 No.19306955 >>19306952 The head nurse spooks me out!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:20:49 No.19306964 >>19306932 Possibly...? I mean, between the sweat, the grit of the hair and the friction the prospect becomes less and less pleasant the more ya think about it. ...And now I can't stop thinking about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:23:10 No.19306977 >>19306886 Exactly, it’s fantastic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:25:23 No.19306987 >>19306465 Pump the brakes there /pol/, this is /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:28:20 No.19307007 >>19306889 Not mantises.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:30:46 No.19307016 File: 208 KB, 400x648, smug ex-paladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19306465 >/pol/fag has never read the lore material

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:32:30 No.19307021 >>19306987 >>19307016 It was a joke, come on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:34:50 No.19307027 >>19307021 Jokes are forbidden. Monstergirls are serious business.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:35:04 No.19307029 >>19307021 You can't joke about that kinda stuff here. The folks here tend to be a bit more sensitive. Vanillafaggotry and fucking your toddler daughter in latex suits only!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:38:45 No.19307038 I wanna minotaur to punch me in the stomach and laugh at me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:39:09 No.19307040 >19307029 >toddler Exterminate yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:39:34 No.19307043 File: 80 KB, 855x727, asking for directions.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307027 >>19307029 >MGs are serious business My cat begs to disagree with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:40:50 No.19307050 >>19306954 Doesn't stop her getting flustered when (you) princess carry her in game.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:40:51 No.19307049 >>19306939 >>19306946 Would you feed your Kobold with a dog bowl?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:41:41 No.19307052 File: 195 KB, 1000x750, 17898325_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167520

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:42:30 No.19307057 File: 207 KB, 547x617, akaname.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307052 >impressed Akaname noises

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:43:52 No.19307061 >>19307043 All hail the elder marshmallow!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:44:22 No.19307064 >>19307057 that tongue is going up your butt isn't it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:47:31 No.19307073 >>19306977 >Oppai loli pretending to be little girl Too lewd

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:48:04 No.19307076
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>>19307061
Praise be to the Marshmallow cats who get more attention than poor Nekomatas and Werecats.

>>19307064
Only if you want her to. If not, it's just going into your mouth to wrap around your tongue and suck on it as she milks your shaft with her silky soft hand.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:48:14 No.19307078
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>Gomenasai, my name is Sarah-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian ningyo (mermaid for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zipangese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Zipangese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Zipangese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
>When I get my Zipangese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
>I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Zipangu , so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Zipangese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
>Wish me luck in Zipangu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:48:36 No.19307083 >>19307064 That's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:52:44 No.19307105 >>19307064 That's gay. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:54:34 No.19307109 File: 651 KB, 1109x1200, __chun_li_street_fighter_drawn_by_slugbox__5a89d33cfa78eb60459500d9b1d1a2f7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:57:14 No.19307124 >>19307057 I bet she ambushes people in locker rooms. Especially when they just finished a long workout.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 09:58:41 No.19307131 >>19306926 I like to think their chest fluff would make the perfect pillow to rest your head on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:02:33 No.19307143 >>19307076 I’d enjoy both girls but, sadly, more exotic flavors tend to get attention

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:02:39 No.19307144

>>19307124
>Akaname ambushes you just after you've finished your sets of squats and deadlifts
>as you step into the shower, her arms wrap around your waist and pulls you into the cubicle
>your legs, already unstable from the heavy workout, turn to jelly as her mouth fastens in a vacuum around your manhood
>her tongue wraps itself in a helix around your shaft and starts moving
>you spend the next hour losing milky gains in her mouth
Totally worth it though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:03:09 No.19307146 File: 1.23 MB, 2480x3508, 68902156_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Is this what you call a "date"?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:03:55 No.19307148 >>19307109 I would rather she be a hinezumi or panda

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:04:01 No.19307149
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>>19307143
But can exotic, high-maintenance ladies give you the same level of humble, honest and homegrown comfort as three Werecat daughterus?

>>19307146
I'm surprised she's speaking coherently and not pounding the lad into the ground in public.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:05:32 No.19307156 >>19307149 Maybe not. Those are cute daughterus though

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:06:43 No.19307161
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>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:09:38 No.19307170 >3 days left in the month >no new girl in sight

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:10:18 No.19307172 File: 52 KB, 655x509, cuddle kittens.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307156 They were cuter when they were younger. >>19307161 Ph'nglui mglw'nafh M'ai-wa'ifu Mastah wgah'ngal ftaghn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:12:06 No.19307178 >>19307161 Snog the shog?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:12:59 No.19307179 >>19307172 Positively adorable

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:14:25 No.19307182 File: 1.93 MB, 1541x1001, 69238566_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Our cooks are the best in the world!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:15:42 No.19307186 File: 598 KB, 1213x1168, 1529120905860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307172 >no pear-shaped Werekitten to sit on your face

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:16:48 No.19307193 >>19307186 I want heavy pear cat lolis to scratch the ears of

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:18:32 No.19307203 Gremlins can make mechanical weapons out of demon silver Imagine a monster using something like red queen from DMC in the MGE world?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:20:17 No.19307208
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>>19307186
>>19307193
Rejoice, shounen. Your wish will finally become true twice over.

>>19307203
Imagine an automaton Hellhound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnZyTaSdBs0

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:21:11 No.19307210 File: 421 KB, 2000x2653, DdBwDapW0AApzft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No criminal can escape Officer Tailpussy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:21:20 No.19307211 >>19307203 It would make more sense to just make weapons compact, like rwby without the gun parts or that spear in strike the blood.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:22:37 No.19307217 File: 190 KB, 1150x1150, Dgly-c8UwAAae-6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:23:35 No.19307222 >>19307211 >strike the blood Fuck off monsterboy fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:23:37 No.19307223 >>19307208 Big bottom cat bigamy? I’m fine with that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:24:03 No.19307224 File: 117 KB, 650x458, 62568337_p37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:25:29 No.19307226 File: 59 KB, 638x547, mya nya nya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307223 Fantastic! Fun with fertile felines for a fortunate father-to-be!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:25:52 No.19307228 >>19307208 Those Werecats look incomplete without paws.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:26:01 No.19307230 >>19307211 >strike the blood Iie senpai But what kind of monster girl would Sayaka be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:26:36 No.19307233 >>19307228 Nah, cats without paws are better.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:27:55 No.19307237 File: 573 KB, 949x1439, 61205724_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307233 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:28:18 No.19307241 >>19307226 Exactly. Good times ahead with fat feline fannies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:28:43 No.19307245 >>19307237 That cat needs a diet badly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:29:25 No.19307248 >>19307230 Androphobic lizardwoman

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:29:46 No.19307249 >>19307237 How can anyone like saggy tits like that? Breasts should be perky and bouncy, not sad and droopy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:30:27 No.19307252 File: 1.02 MB, 1545x864, 69329040_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:31:06 No.19307254 File: 356 KB, 1120x840, 000_000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307249 Sag gives breasts a proper sense of weight.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:31:55 No.19307257 >>19307248 Makes perfect sense and it'd be a lot of fun to defeat and violate her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:32:49 No.19307261 >>19307249 t. Raita

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:34:01 No.19307263 File: 436 KB, 660x886, Holstaur6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307254 Get your "realism" shit out of here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:35:26 No.19307269 >>19307254 So? Who gives a shit about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:35:51 No.19307271 >>19307254 That one you posted there is okay but the other one was awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:36:05 No.19307272 >>19307052 Best snek

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:36:12 No.19307273 File: 371 KB, 3091x2338, DXfU11HWsAERCxg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Going to the beach!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:38:21 No.19307275 File: 180 KB, 600x750, 59035588_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307263 2D tiddies with a little bit of sag > Ugly Crabman chest balloons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:39:29 No.19307279 >>19307275 But that's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:40:53 No.19307282 >>19307275 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:41:13 No.19307284 >>19307279 >>19307282 You've been wrong about your taste in tiddies all these years, yet you still have yet to realize it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:42:01 No.19307287 File: 357 KB, 850x594, 1530088939931-r9k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you betray the human race for a monster girl? I would for a Amazon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:44:33 No.19307293 >>19307287 Gladly, especially amazons that looked like those semen demons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:45:13 No.19307298 File: 2.34 MB, 834x1200, Merse_Echidna1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307272 No, this is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:45:21 No.19307301 File: 390 KB, 909x853, 1486235458948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307287 But you just posted human girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:45:29 No.19307303 Hellhound raised by an adoptive kobold parent!

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:46:49 No.19307306 [SPOILER]

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>>19307287
"Betray" is such a harsh word. Opening the portals and assisting the MGs would raise our species to a higher level of existence and cure many of our societal ills. If anything, we'd be "saving" or "facilitating the development of" the human race!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:51:00 No.19307323 File: 30 KB, 400x400, Shitposting Druella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307306 I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:54:20 No.19307330 File: 211 KB, 803x789, 1530111260962.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307323 Just a traveller. You may call me Allured.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:54:21 No.19307332 File: 384 KB, 560x787, Doll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:55:34 No.19307336 >>19307301 There's no good monster girl varients of Amazon's.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:55:42 No.19307337 File: 381 KB, 1200x600, Druella13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307330 You aren't fooling anyone Druella!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 10:59:42 No.19307350 >>19307061 >elder Does that mean it’s old and hard? Those are even better for things like hot cocoa and cereal!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:00:12 No.19307351 File: 120 KB, 1200x1055, Ara Ara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like echidnas.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:00:45 No.19307352 >>19307076 Nekomatas deserve more love. It’s all the perfection of a Zipangese wife, in a cuddly cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:02:27 No.19307358 >>19307287 In a heartbeat. And really, by breeding with them I'm doing mankind a favor.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:02:51 No.19307361 File: 278 KB, 588x600, MarchHare1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307350 >old and hard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:03:23 No.19307363 File: 29 KB, 429x511, ehehe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307352 You've made a cat happy today.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:04:19 No.19307368 File: 1010 KB, 2389x4096, Amazoness10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307336 MGE Amazons are fine

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:04:43 No.19307369 >>19307358 How would you be doing mankind a favor by breeding with them?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:05:37 No.19307374 >>19307368 Well that one sure fucking isn't >ugly short hair >way too tall >giant feet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:06:07 No.19307378 File: 110 KB, 1024x744, Jabberwock143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307368 >Gender-inverted Saudi Arabia >fine

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:06:26 No.19307380 >>19307374 >way too tall You lost me there

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:06:35 No.19307382 >>19307369 I'd be making more of them, so other lucky men could breed with them. It's a gift that keeps on giving, especially if you have the same bright idea as >>19307351.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:09:02 No.19307391 File: 189 KB, 1024x1559, monster_girl___sphinx_v_by_megancoffey-dccj5j0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307352 All members of the werecat family deserve to be noticed more. Cheshire can't have all the love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:11:47 No.19307407 >>19307374 I'm only seeing positives here

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:13:23 No.19307420 File: 67 KB, 753x643, sensei can you answer my riddle 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307391 It's a real puzzle that cats and sphinxes aren't more popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:13:48 No.19307424 >>19307374 Are you the emperor of shit taste?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:14:33 No.19307429 File: 580 KB, 2048x1818, 1523826128122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307391 Correct! Nya-ha-ha!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:14:51 No.19307431 >>19307424 Are you? You can't disagree with anything I said.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:15:12 No.19307434 File: 205 KB, 969x1429, 69289067_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:15:31 No.19307437 >>19307391 Stop posting 3D cosplay garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:16:52 No.19307441 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, 263_troll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307374 >giant feet Nigger what kind of mutant nation do you come from where those feet are considered "giant"?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:17:04 No.19307443 >>19307434 Please don't use my commissions or my wife for your image spam.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:19:22 No.19307449 >>19307434 >looking at her from the front >position and expression inviting the viewer >but husband is behind her I hope the guy just chugged a doppelganger potion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:19:39 No.19307452 >>19307252 >>19307273 >>19307332 >>19307351 >>19307434 Fucking stop dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:20:48 No.19307460 File: 115 KB, 1200x751, DZcxDWlVoAAKpgK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Calling all moonrune experts. What's she saying?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:21:00 No.19307462

>>19307368
Most 2d amazons are but MGE ones are up there for sure.I don't like the profile design but thankfully there's a lot that can be done with the base.
>>19307374
>ugly short hair
That's the ideal length for short hair. Short enough to not get in the way while fighting but long enough to not be a dyke cut.
>way too tall
As long as she's not a giantess that's a good thing.
>giant feet
All the better to be stepped on by.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:21:01 No.19307463 >>19307429 Perfect size for a sphinx

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:21:24 No.19307467 >>19307441 They're massive compared to the small and feminine feet you typically see in MGE, and which should be considered the ideal.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:22:16 No.19307468 >>19307467 >They're massive They're perfectly normal you blind fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:24:21 No.19307474 Reminder that non muscular amazons are inferior

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:24:28 No.19307476 >>19307468 Read the rest of the sentence you blind fuck. They're only normal by disgusting 3DPD standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:25:04 No.19307478 >>19307460 Each day we die a little more lies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:25:31 No.19307481 >>19307462 Anything foot fetish related should only ever be done with small, feminine feet, not large, ugly, manly ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:26:23 No.19307485 File: 375 KB, 871x1200, 304_unagi_joro_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone knows the best MGs have no feet at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:29:14 No.19307496 >>19307485 Still one of the best designs in MGE, fight me

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:30:18 No.19307502
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>>19307474
I like both flavours. Muscular ones are great because even their appearance reminds you of their dominant position but there's something about getting thrown around by a girl with a feminine body that's easy to underestimate due to her freakish strength.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:30:27 No.19307504 File: 632 KB, 1231x1000, VoSV2IW.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307496 >fight me Make love, not war!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:30:56 No.19307507 >>19307485 >Wife eel >MILF snek >Shog This man is onto something.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:32:06 No.19307510 >>19307507 Shogs with legs > shogs with blobs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:32:37 No.19307514 >>19307496 I love girls that are more on the monstrous side but she does absolutely nothing for me. Although I guess that's mostly due to her face, hairstyle and muted colours for the outfit and those can be changed easily enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:33:05 No.19307517 >>19307149 I imagine her tolerance to being in public and taking to you can be built up

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:33:15 No.19307518 >>19307485 What would a tailjob from an unagi-joro be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:34:12 No.19307521 >>19307518 Slick

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:34:34 No.19307524 >>19307474 Depends. Can’t have muscle maids now can you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:35:18 No.19307529 File: 376 KB, 758x1000, Familiar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307496 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:35:51 No.19307533 >>19307510 Those are just pseudolegs though, they don't count.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:36:22 No.19307535

>>19307510
>>19307507
I like to think a shog would try making legs for her master if she found out he would like them, but at least initially can't get it quite right. Like she has her regular smug smile when showing them off, but she's visibly nervous behind that and is using her hair as a tripod. Anything for master!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:37:09 No.19307539 File: 694 KB, 1175x1022, Jinko42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307524 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:39:10 No.19307549 File: 99 KB, 378x1024, 1523107531445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307529

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:39:25 No.19307550 >>19307524 I don't know, I really want a maid anubis with a body like this https://i.imgur.com/SXC8Oov.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:40:32 No.19307560 File: 137 KB, 403x382, Sabbath PR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307549

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:42:34 No.19307565 >>19307550 I wish people would stop trying to combine meme body types with girls they are completely unfitting for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:42:56 No.19307566 >>19307363 Which is funny because I hate irl cats

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:43:38 No.19307569 >>19307549 The only word I recognize in there is lolicon. Is familiar rebelling against bapho and denouncing lolicons?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:46:24 No.19307581 File: 403 KB, 2295x3068, DeFDtVaVwAA6Mf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drinking after work with the boss!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:46:47 No.19307586 >>19307566 I'm weird like this too anon, I much prefer cats to dogs but my waifu is a canine monstergirl and feline monstergirls are fairly low on my favorites list.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:46:52 No.19307587 >>19307524 >amazon >maid

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:48:01 No.19307591

>>19307565
It's only unfitting if you're thinking of the profile Anubis, there's plenty of ways to make it work.
A good amount of modern depictions of the god anubis show him as muscular and in MGE they're controlling guardians of the ruins. Making one like that a maid is a bit of a stretch but the body type is fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:48:21 No.19307593 File: 252 KB, 338x467, Anubis_extra1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307587 >To monsters, maid outfits aren't simply maid outfits. They're clothes for tempting, visually pleasing, and sexually servicing a man.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:48:59 No.19307596 >>19307593 >wanting to be serviced by an amazon What's the point

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:49:53 No.19307598 >>19307593 I miss KC's old artstyle/designs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:49:56 No.19307599 >>19307596 Right of conquest!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:50:16 No.19307601 File: 79 KB, 534x1096, Amazoness15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307596 All monster girls prioritize the pleasure of their husband above all else.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:51:48 No.19307605 >>19307601 That's retarded honestly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:52:12 No.19307607 >>19307605 Then MGE is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:52:56 No.19307611 >>19307581 Drinking the boss after work!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:53:06 No.19307613 >>19307607 if that's the case then yes,it is

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:53:32 No.19307617 >>19307607 Well it kinda is

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:56:38 No.19307630 >>19307607 It is, but it's that good Forest Gump kind of retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:58:47 No.19307640 >>19307598 I'm torn on that, there's parts of both style I like. >>19307607 That's what makes it fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 11:59:00 No.19307641 >>19307524 >>19307593 >>19307601 You disgust me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:01:10 No.19307654 I wanna minotaur to slam me against a wall!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:02:15 No.19307661 >>19305711 >KDF in 2018

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:02:52 No.19307665 >>19307641 Too bad anon. It’s My Fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:05:26 No.19307678 >>19307665 Don't you have any other species to ruin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:06:21 No.19307685 >>19307678 All of them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:15:04 No.19307732 >>19307665 Mine too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:15:29 No.19307736 >>19307678 There's always you're waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:34:14 No.19307822 >>19307569 I think it’s the opposite. She’s emphasizing it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:35:41 No.19307828 >>19307641 This attitude seems easy to make fun of, but it's really no different than any other example of people getting really upset about some aspect of the setting instead of just quietly ignoring it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:37:34 No.19307840 >>19307736 >tfw muscle variations of my favorite species flat out do not exist barring a single nip’s OC >there’s toned, but nothing further

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:39:57 No.19307847 >>19307840 Which nip's oc?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:40:03 No.19307849 File: 313 KB, 992x1403, tumblr_ovr8037VrH1rkn25go1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my daughteru. Say something nice about her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:40:24 No.19307851 I wanna a battle scarred muscular mg to bark orders at me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:41:37 No.19307857 >>19307849 She will be a cute maid when she grows up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:42:56 No.19307861 File: 513 KB, 1000x1000, 38958087_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307851 I want a battle-scarred muscular MG to cuddle me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:44:31 No.19307871 >>19307861 Why not both!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:45:04 No.19307872 File: 36 KB, 500x517, D3F584AC-67C1-4B0E-AB95-0BA4B76C40FD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307847 Never mind, it’s a wolf girl. Okay, so there’s ACTUALLY zero muscle foxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:45:46 No.19307875 >>19307828 Following that logic, the setting has yuri and furries.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:46:20 No.19307877 >>19306730 >Echidna bitching about game shows wat?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:46:41 No.19307880 File: 1.74 MB, 1263x1805, 65453666_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huff fluffy tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:48:58 No.19307889 File: 946 KB, 1600x1589, DgLRaRDUEAA84hM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How tall do you like your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:50:10 No.19307894 >>19307889 One head shorter than me for improved portability/stackness.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:50:16 No.19307897 >>19307889 3 heads higher

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:50:46 No.19307899 >>19307889 Very tall. Also that picture is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:51:01 No.19307904 >>19307849 She's going to be a fine cocksleeve when she grows up. >YFW this is actually a compliment for a monster girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:51:22 No.19307911 File: 158 KB, 685x842, 61206360_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307897 Hi Baronessfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:54:24 No.19307925 >>19307880 God I wish that was me

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:55:08 No.19307928
File: 53 KB, 500x551, x_0ppdnjJ08F8OSo8CuXNesOjhDe0L79C45W0EqG86Q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you.

Sometimes she stays awake at night, gazing at the stars, thinking to herself..."I wish there was an alternate universe where I was senpai's waifu..."

But little does she know...there is.

Take pride in that fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:55:20 No.19307931 >>19307894 This.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:56:58 No.19307936 >>19307928 >"I wish there was an alternate universe where I was senpai's waifu..." My waifu dreams bigger than that anon, she dreams of the day when she and I are finally together for real, just like I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:57:21 No.19307940 >>19307928 My waifu knows me way better than to ever refer to me as goddamn “senpai”

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:57:52 No.19307944 >>19307889 This >>19307894 is about ideal. "Tall" female height is around eye level or my height, but most things shorter (within reason) are also welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:59:05 No.19307948 >>19307889 Under 150cm, imagine

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:59:14 No.19307951 File: 454 KB, 800x1131, jk dullahan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your kouhai for tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 12:59:31 No.19307954 >>19307928 >implying anyone would have me as husbando

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:00:47 No.19307963 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, unagi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307954 t.Patheticfag

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:01:32 No.19307967 >>19307954 That complete and utter lack of self-confidence is what makes you cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:04:17 No.19307980 >>19307963 >being realistic is bad

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:07:26 No.19307995 >>19307980 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:07:39 No.19307998 >>19307980 >realism while discussing fictional rape monsters existing in another universe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:08:01 No.19308002 >>19307861 That art is fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:09:02 No.19308008 >>19308002 Jinkofags have no standards.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:09:09 No.19308009 File: 270 KB, 800x1000, tumblr_ogxp0yNB9K1vdwcbco1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meet your new boss.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:10:57 No.19308024 >>19307980 Giant snake ladies are not realistic Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:11:51 No.19308032 >>19308009 So does she want me under her desk now, or...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:12:30 No.19308036 >>19308008 >REEEE STOP LIKING MGS I DON'T LIKE why are you so autistic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:12:38 No.19308037 File: 1.17 MB, 896x1280, tumblr_o3uk71eJ8F1sk31cyo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308008 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:13:44 No.19308042 >>19307963 What waifus are best for patheticfags, anyway? A shoggoth to indulge them, a kobold to unconditionally love them, a hellhound or oni to burst through their insecurities and inherent tsundere nature and take what they want from them?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:14:02 No.19308043 File: 80 KB, 1129x638, Sushi special.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308024 >snake But that's a fish.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:14:19 No.19308047 >>19308036 >post shitty artwork >get called out for it >proceeds to sperg out

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:14:33 No.19308049 >>19308043 I just used that as an example.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:15:35 No.19308058 >>19308036 I didn’t say anything like that. It’s just a fact that some of our local jinkofags are ridiculously thirsty for any new art whatsoever, quality be damned. One got combative over trying to get them into a fucking /sp/ meme of all things.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:16:04 No.19308063 File: 110 KB, 637x900, Devil12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308042 A devil, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:16:07 No.19308064 >>19308042 mindflayers and wisps

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:16:20 No.19308067 >>19308043 Buying a giant rice shaped beanbag chair for your unagi-joro wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:17:22 No.19308074 File: 1.79 MB, 1164x2484, jinko.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308008 Hey now, there's some cute jinkos out there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:17:54 No.19308077 File: 413 KB, 1609x1753, DePHqTWV0AAgpWk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308064 >mindflayers Bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:20:50 No.19308090 >>19308047 Stop being autistic The art is shit,that's not the point it's the "jinkofags have no standards" part that i'm talking about you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:21:29 No.19308096 >>19308077 They're the best idea. They can be the only idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:22:11 No.19308101 Do you decorate your room with mg related stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:22:37 No.19308103 >>19308077 I need this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:23:13 No.19308109 File: 119 KB, 650x895, sadsquid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308096 >>19308103 >And then anon was A SQUID NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:24:10 No.19308117 >>19308101 If you count 2hus and girls from Dog Days as monster girls, sure. I kind of want an Angewomon one too but I'm not sure if there's any good ones still for sale.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:24:26 No.19308119 >>19308103 Why do you need it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:25:34 No.19308130 >>19308043 This shouldn't be giving me an erection.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:26:15 No.19308138 File: 132 KB, 712x561, 1529023818103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tourist tries to go to the store in MG Australia

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:26:38 No.19308139 >>19308077 You post this every thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:28:21 No.19308151 >genie monster girl >rub the lamp >"I will grant you one wish, but in exchange, you will be my husban-" >"I wish that you are my wife." >"W-wai-" >wedding bells tolls, she's in a bridal dress looking completely confused

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:28:59 No.19308158 File: 266 KB, 858x800, 233_yeti_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the yeti's bikini made from their own fur?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:29:29 No.19308166 >>19308138 Not pictured: gigantic arachne drop grizzlies tiny scylla with excessively potent venom buff kangaroo girls that always challenge people to fights

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:29:38 No.19308167 >>19308109 Well, the guy was worthless as a man, so...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:30:39 No.19308175 >>19308158 Nah, the yeti's fur is made from the bikini.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:30:43 No.19308176 >>19308119 I can't decide if I want her tentacles up my brain or my urethra first.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:31:57 No.19308188 >>19308117 If dark mage is a monster girl then pretty much everyone save for three characters in touhou are monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:32:47 No.19308192 File: 113 KB, 500x485, drop_bear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308166 >grizzlies Aren't drop bears based on koalas?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:36:39 No.19308221 File: 777 KB, 1024x1112, hellhound_by_haelequin-db2t1nb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ~WAN

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:37:27 No.19308224 >>19308109 I want to tentacle fuck a loli Mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:40:04 No.19308241 File: 125 KB, 620x877, pharaoh_by_lutherniel-d7znvkt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:40:24 No.19308243 >>19308224 Go away

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:40:57 No.19308246 >>19308158 What fun it must be to be the Winterstown barber, trimming Yeti fur down, grooming Rata tails, keeping Wendigo cloaks looking clean and fresh

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:41:47 No.19308250 File: 537 KB, 512x1561, 6745572b669c40478b56336daa00a2e8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308243 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:41:56 No.19308251 >>19308224 Same.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:44:00 No.19308258 >>19308250 I want to penis fuck this loli mindflayer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:44:49 No.19308262 File: 1.96 MB, 1600x2400, 69392601_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Shall we begin swim lessons?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:45:46 No.19308266 >>19308192 Doesn't matter, they're about to based on your head, cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:46:54 No.19308272 >>19308262 How does she not roll over on her back whenever she gets in the water with those giant floaters?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:50:18 No.19308291 File: 621 KB, 1263x1668, __ryuu_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_sud_sudea__4877da24d8c378203b1b2245549bb432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [X]Touch reverse scale

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:52:33 No.19308304 >>19308258 DO NOT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:55:57 No.19308320 >>19308224 >>19308251 >monsterboyfags

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:56:07 No.19308321 File: 211 KB, 1060x797, 47038625_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't forget to give your flowers plenty of water and fertilizer!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:56:18 No.19308323 >>19308241 Imagine being restrained by the Pharaoh's snake while she teases you. Maybe she'd give you a handjob with oiled up palms. Or maybe she'd make good use of her feet. Or maybe get creative with the god voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:57:28 No.19308329 File: 37 KB, 398x367, 1517971529693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308320 Chaos husbandos aren't monsterboys, just monsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 13:58:00 No.19308335 >>19308329 Is that supposed to be any better?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:02:30 No.19308356 >>19308329 >Chaos husbandos aren't monsterboys False

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:03:38 No.19308363 >>19308329 You're purge tier

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:03:41 No.19308364 >>19308356 By definition, a monsterboy has a mixture of human and nonhuman features.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:05:07 No.19308371 >>19308323 For my kinks, I feel like a simple God Voice restraint would be better. Being held down by a snake is only hot if it's a snake lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:07:41 No.19308383 >>19307889 All jinkos, dragons, pharaohs, anubi, and sphinxes should be tall enough to bury their husband's head in their chest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:08:01 No.19308386 >>19308323 Or using her God Voice so you see nothing wrong with stripping in front of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:11:19 No.19308401 >>19308386 Interesting question, how would people like a Pharaoh's powers to be used? Use this https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1844060 as your guide. I'd like 1 to happen to me personally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:12:09 No.19308408 File: 367 KB, 784x857, kikicleaner.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CHEEKI BREEKI

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:13:47 No.19308416 Dick the daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:14:38 No.19308419 >>19308416 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:15:14 No.19308421 >>19308401 One or four. Three is flayers or more general mind control than the mostly physical effect I imagine God Voice has.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:17:13 No.19308425 >>19308419 I'm calling DCF and reporting you for neglect.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:17:59 No.19308429 File: 713 KB, 1280x1836, 021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308383 My nigger.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:18:06 No.19308430 >>19308416 Okay!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:19:11 No.19308433 File: 283 KB, 692x881, 32894241_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308425 If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:21:15 No.19308439 >>19308433 I want to hire a whitesnek to be my daki and then not put any moves on her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:21:18 No.19308440 >>19308320 Hey, Shoggoths are popular and they have a similar effect on your body but it's just less visible. >>19308329 They technically are yet also aren't. There's a few factors that make them a lot more tolerable though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:22:04 No.19308442 >>19308439 If you won't, then I will.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:24:20 No.19308454 File: 113 KB, 526x512, 1504987434855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308439 I want to hire a Rata to be my daki, then take pictures of her sleeping a post them to the internet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:24:20 No.19308455 >>19308439 It'd be pretty fun to hire a kikimora exclusively as a housekeeper and refuse to do anything lewd to her. Which one of you will break first?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:27:27 No.19308458 File: 956 KB, 2200x2700, __rachnera_arachnera_monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou_drawn_by_blacksaikou__1f94169a6cec7e0b14461050eb9b31da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't Forget

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:30:05 No.19308472 >>19308458 I don't forget third best girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:30:16 No.19308475 >>19308455 In my case the snek would. One night I'd be peacefully sniffing her hair in my sleep when she'd start snaking her tailtip and sopping wet cloaca into my pants. After that she'd sleeping rape me every night while being cuddled from behind.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:31:27 No.19308478

>>19308401
One would be good if she's feeling really dominant or enioys seeing you nervous. You could only look away as your body moves on its own.
Two would just be bland, maybe if she has some reason to put you into a trance so you don't remember anything, or she deactivates it partway though, but it's not interesting.
Three is like the situation I suggested, where you think nothing of doing sexual things. Good if she doesn't want you to be nervous.
Four is just her filling your head with warm fuzzy feelings and encouraging coos, to the point where not satisfying her just seems silly. This is if she wants you to be really eager to do what she asks of you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:34:07 No.19308491 File: 271 KB, 800x650, mantis_smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19307007

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:37:48 No.19308510 >>19308472 >third You mean first.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:41:13 No.19308524 >>19308272 MAGIC, BITCH

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:45:10 No.19308535 >>19308429 >all that shit I'm not reading whoa

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:47:22 No.19308549 >>19308510 No I mean third, second if we only count the harem ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:50:01 No.19308560 >>19308549 Who's the first?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:54:37 No.19308572 >>19308320 Are genderbent versions of monsterguys ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 14:55:44 No.19308577 File: 1.48 MB, 2077x3054, GGa0glOTyHKoqVb9S-Q6qCSsVlwN7F8vO12LDrM4p72t2D-yJsSYuE8bFSwbaOro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SMUG LEVELS CRITICAL

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:00:07 No.19308587 File: 141 KB, 500x500, Marisa_get_out_of_jp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308572 >genderbent >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:04:59 No.19308601 Holy shit jewgle let me post What the hell is up with the captcha

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:05:15 No.19308604 File: 1.59 MB, 2168x2742, 1529685801727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Comfy wans.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:07:24 No.19308607 Would you work at a place that consensually turns women into monsters?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:07:51 No.19308608 >>19308604 It's nice to see an Anubis that isn't giving me the glare of a thousand creampies denied.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:09:16 No.19308614 File: 183 KB, 513x728, Succubus_Extra4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308607 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:10:09 No.19308618 >>19308607 Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:10:34 No.19308619 >>19308607 Consensually? I don't know. Kidnaps women off the street and forcibly monsterizes them? Absolutely.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:10:55 No.19308621

>>19308607
It'd be rough. I'm sure a lot of women would see monsterization as a crutch for getting men, so there'd be a lot of shattered egos, self-esteem issues, awkward interactions with post-transformation monstergirls who want to apply their new powers straight away, etc...

Like, imagine how many girls would want to become a succubus after getting dumped, just to see if they could get him back.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:11:05 No.19308622 >>19308619 You're scaring me a little Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:12:09 No.19308625 >>19308621 Wow you made this more depressing than and sadsack Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:18:23 No.19308641 File: 538 KB, 2832x2438, 1526470783.zeberka_c2ade698_10f6_497b_95a2_060359dc132f_by_zeberthezebraptor-dcbo3u9__1_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:18:46 No.19308643 >>19308641 Lalatina is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:19:00 No.19308644 >>19308607 Absolutely. I just hope my inappropriate boners would be excused.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:19:30 No.19308649

>>19308621
>Distraught, divorcee with a bottle of wine in one hand and a bulging sack of gold in the other demands to be monsterized into "The best one", and is not listening to reason
>Spys you cleaning the in the corner and demands your opinion

What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:20:54 No.19308657 >>19308644 You're probably going to be married pretty quick. >>19308649 Just say she follows her heart.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:26:48 No.19308677 File: 190 KB, 1280x923, 029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308649 >bulging sack of gold She'd make a great dragon.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:26:52 No.19308678

>>19308607
Consensual flaying could be nice but I'm afraid it would lack that little hint of immorality that makes a successful deep one.

>>19308619
Nothing beats moving into a quiet seaside human town and slowly corrupt any woman who is lucky enough to cross path with you and your monster girl wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:28:07 No.19308682 >>19308587 Buddy that's basically a good chunk of mge.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:28:41 No.19308686 File: 579 KB, 633x1196, 1530127721809.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308560

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:30:17 No.19308693 >>19308649 "Shouldn't the best one depend on what you actually want to do with life?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:32:06 No.19308698 >>19308607 I'd like to have a business where I pair men with monsters and also men with human women with the option to monsterize.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:33:26 No.19308700 What if you were the reincarnation of an MG's previous husband and she kept treating you like him insisting you like things that you really don't

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:33:43 No.19308701 File: 297 KB, 1666x1140, DYde6cMX0AA75SQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raiju-chan no!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:35:24 No.19308707 >>19308700 Reincarnation as in the guy died on the hospital for a minute and when he returns you are on his place or what

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:35:49 No.19308708

>>19308641
>>19308643
I bet Darkness would love being a Centaur.
I bet she'd tempt you until you bound her up and raped her and then reveal her extensive collection of riding gear and crops that she wants you to use on her.
She probably even fantasizes about you violating her now even bigger breasts and grabbing her by the ponytail to make her blow you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:36:05 No.19308709 >>19308707 >Reincarnation as in the guy died on the hospital for a minute and when he returns you are on his place NTRfag out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:36:33 No.19308711 File: 657 KB, 749x945, Spider cover.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308458 I would never forget second best girl. She's a babe, through and through. I like her but she's out of my league.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:36:38 No.19308712 >>19308709 Hey I’m just trying to figure out the fuck he means

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:38:23 No.19308717

>>19308707
Reincarnation as in she's either undead or a long lived species and you're the literal reincarnation of her husband.
Just imagine how tragic things must be for Houris. They're so dedicated to loving their husband forever that they'd probably follow his soul wherever it went and cry every time he dies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:38:25 No.19308718 >>19308709 Unsurprised that knee-jerk fags don't know what "reincarnation" means.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:40:25 No.19308723

>>19308711
Don't forget that Rachnee has a book lung, and therefore could suck your dick until you passed out from the stimulation.
Just imagine seeing your cum overflowing from her mouth as she keeps sucking and the last thing you see before you pass out is her smugly smirking while bobbing her head up and down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:40:38 No.19308725 >>19308701 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:41:16 No.19308731 >>19308718 Maybe he should've used clearer language. "On his place" makes no fucking sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:41:23 No.19308732 >>19308619 That's creepy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:41:40 No.19308735 File: 95 KB, 590x872, fc3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308458 Happy birthday!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:41:48 No.19308736 File: 137 KB, 871x1000, LeananSidhe18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/tIIs-yx01_k Drawing can be chill

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:42:50 No.19308744

>>19308649
Gonna assume no one would think it a dereliction of duty for me to go take her aside and chat with her while I sober her up.
After that, either talk her into speaking to a counselor (they MUST have one), rope a counselor into the conversation alongside me, or at least get to know her and her situation to recommend something suitably high class and fitting.

>>19308657
The chance of me staying single for long in any place where consensual monsterization clinics are a thing is nil. Knowing that my fetish is taking place nearby would mean working through my pubescent reverie would be tough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:43:24 No.19308746 File: 563 KB, 1800x2250, spidercasual.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308723 Yep, i'm hard for a spider now. I would happily give her three meals a day. She'll need all the protein I can make.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:43:56 No.19308747 File: 204 KB, 850x681, 62568372_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308732 Well, 90% of western MGE fans are people who have no hope of scoring a woman IRL.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:47:25 No.19308754 >>19308701 Recharging

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:49:20 No.19308767 >>19308701 I don't like Raijus. I've been working with bubble wrap for quite some time now but since yesterday I've been getting zapped non-stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:51:11 No.19308778 little succ https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69434130

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:52:13 No.19308782 >>19308678 That's why you have the consensual flaying be the goal of a cult you set up.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:52:35 No.19308784 File: 2.71 MB, 3000x2000, CheshireCat95.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just another day at the office.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:52:40 No.19308785 >>19308744 What species should the councilor be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:54:08 No.19308792 >>19308784 100% that was a total accident she is now trying to pretend was a prank.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:56:05 No.19308799 >>19308778 I have had it with all these god damn pedophiles in this god damn thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:56:11 No.19308800 File: 1.93 MB, 2490x3600, __demon_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kenkou__by_warden101-dc5xav0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308785

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:56:25 No.19308801

>>19308649
>College age Anon gets a job at a monsterization clinic, mostly because they actually pay well and have good benefits because they work for the Monster Lord and not some company only interested in their bottom line.
>One day a rich looking woman around 38 years old barges in with an entire bottle of some wine that looks so expensive you feel poorer just being in a room with it, a necklace of pearls and a cocktail dress and smeared makeup that indicates she was probably crying the whole way here.
>From her ranting it seems like she was in a loveless marriage that was never consummated for twelve years before her husband unceremoniously dumped her for a model half her age leaving her unmarried and severely depressed.
>After the attendant tries to calm her down she storms over to you and demands to know what kind of Monstergirl is the best one that would let her snag a young stud and get back at her shitty ex-husband.
>The way she's acting and grinding against you it's clear that she intends to fuck you once she turns out of spite towards her ex-husband, not helped by the fact that she's drunk.
>You tell her to sober up and rest before she makes a decision like monsterizing and that she shouldn't just do something like that on an impulse, then you clock out and go home.
>The next day, she comes back to the clinic sober, monsterizes into a Kitsune and shows up at your apartment when you get back dressed in a tight leopard pattern tube top and a leather miniskirt thanking you for helping her clear her head.
>Then she pounces on you and rapes you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:57:14 No.19308806 >>19307601 >only because it's your birthday...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:57:40 No.19308807 >>19308717 >reincarnation >Eros >implying he won't get 72 wives when he dies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:57:44 No.19308810 >>19308800 I imagine she'd give interesting advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:57:48 No.19308811 >>19308649 Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:57:52 No.19308813 File: 475 KB, 850x1191, Baphomet1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308799 SpaceBattles is calling faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:58:24 No.19308816 >>19308701 Raiju-chan yes!

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:59:04 No.19308820

>>19308785
My mind immediately jumps to dark priest for that sort of position, but a hakutaku or echidna would also be superb. Basically anything with that motherly compassion or sneaky disposition would work, so a succ, demon, or even a qualified human could also serve well, if maybe less so than the others mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 15:59:30 No.19308822 >>19308778 The red haired one in his gallery is even cuter. >>19308799 Feel free to leave /jp/ any time, what did you expect on the board founded on 2hu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:03:11 No.19308835 File: 95 KB, 850x661, Rachnee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308746 If you wake up to her cooking a breakfast of steak and eggs, you know that today is a "sex all day long" sort of day. Make sure you eat plenty of pineapple for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:05:18 No.19308841 >>19308835 >spoiler No, I want asparagus!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:05:21 No.19308842 >>19308835 I love american flag bikinis.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:06:08 No.19308845 >>19308841 Pizza is horrible for that they say

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:07:05 No.19308848 >>19308607 depends on the payment

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:07:14 No.19308851 File: 616 KB, 1046x1500, 002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm pretty sure thats not how it works

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:07:17 No.19308852 >>19308845 Asparagus pizza! I want it to taste as nasty as possible and then force her to drink lots of it!

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:07:20 No.19308853

>>19308746
Some one needs to seriously deal with these underaged spider delinquents begging men for coffees outside of outlets. It might be easy to ignore a child, but when a busty teen hangs off your arm with a promising smirk, low-cut cleavage over a prodigious bosom and watery eyes, how many men can resist the temptation to buy her an extra strong espresso and enjoy the sight of her drinking it as she rides atop him, cowgirl.

It's downright harmful to society it is, every one will have spider wives in the future, and I'm not going along with the global arachnid agenda.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:07:56 No.19308857 Chapter 5 finally out https://pastebin.com/VS6sTsRT

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:08:36 No.19308861 >>19308852 Disgusting, you deserve to get Tachibana'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:08:54 No.19308863 >>19308845 >>19308841 >>19308835 Was there ever any actual proof of that or was it all just a person saying things on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:09:27 No.19308866 >>19308852 Anon, I don't think you understand your place in this relationship. >>19308853 Who are you to stop Gyaru Arachnes from seducing their classmates?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:09:33 No.19308867 >>19308863 I’m not gay to try myself

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:10:30 No.19308870 >>19308863 Anon, are you seriously asking me to taste my own jizz to test that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:10:35 No.19308871 File: 1.71 MB, 2896x4096, LivingArmor16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you see the spirit inside the armour, it's already too late.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:10:53 No.19308873 Life with a Shog Maid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6dJHAMFVA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:11:17 No.19308877 >>19308851 >Man's bald spot somehow ends up carrying the power of the moon >This causes wolfus to be extremely attracted to him I'd rather be blessed by the sun and have some brown monster cuties after me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:11:20 No.19308878 >>19308866 >Who are you to stop Gyaru Arachnes from seducing their classmates? Some one who doesn't want to see a future of web-based technology.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:11:25 No.19308879 >>19308853 >>19308866 >trashy gyaru arachnes >coffee doesnt even give them a buzz and they're do anything for shitty energy drinks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:11:54 No.19308881 File: 1.01 MB, 1548x1918, CheshireCat41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308867 >I’m not gay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:12:27 No.19308882 File: 791 KB, 1920x1080, 1466884119909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308861 Eat shit and die Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:12:31 No.19308884 File: 272 KB, 330x330, 1517206869177.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308867 >>19308870 Why is this the first thing you guys jump to, as opposed to documentation or something. I'll google it myself I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:13:31 No.19308886 >>19308871 The worst thing would be being right next to sombody that has living armour on while the spirits doing its thing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:16:17 No.19308896 File: 125 KB, 637x954, DaGAC62UQAIuKYE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your daughteru is all grown up and heading off to college. What do you send with her?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:16:42 No.19308897 File: 70 KB, 690x750, 1523064133372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey, hey, come on, open up and let me in!

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:16:58 No.19308898

>>19308879
>"Anon-kuuun~ Please don't make me beeeeg~ Just pleaaaaase gimme a sip of that Redline?"
>"Just a sip anon. Just a sip that is the holy fucking grail of energy drinks just one sip."
>"Eh? You'll just... give it to me? Just like that?"
>"...We'll do the trade at my house, come on."
>"Why? because I'm going to fuck your goddamn brains out you cute dumbass let's go."

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:19:58 No.19308913

>>19308871
What if you see the spirit from a cursed armor whose design you find horrendous? Does she make you like it or does she change it to suit your tastes?

>>19308886
If the spirit is shameless enough to do her thing on the battlefield then that would lead to some interesting stories and rumors
>Mysterious warrior in huge demonic armor is knows for striking his foes down while sexually moaning like a girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:22:05 No.19308919 >>19308896 A book on how to write your own 'Foolish Mortal' and 'I am Fire and Death' speeches, so she can impress all the cute boys at college.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:22:53 No.19308924 >>19308871 Is it wrong to be more interested in sex with the Living Armor while she's fully armored than while I'm wearing it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:26:12 No.19308934 >>19308897 Damn these slutty Mosquitos. Between these Spiders hanging off my arm for some espresso, or these Mosquitos buzzing around my windows all night, you might say i'm seriously bugged.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:28:21 No.19308938 >>19308934 I was going to make a play on words with "insection" but some faggot would just point out that spiders aren't insects and ruin it. You know who you are.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:30:04 No.19308950 >>19308938 I certainly know who I am.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:31:02 No.19308953
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>>19308934
>3 Mosquito girls crawl into bed with you at night.
>Slowly licking and nibbling every inch of your body, as they get turned on by the smell of your blood flowing through your veins.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:32:08 No.19308960 >>19308881 I want a smug, pai loli cheshire/werecat/nekomata

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:33:28 No.19308965

>>19308897
Never let a mosquito girl in.
First they tell you that they just need blood to feed her future offsprings.
Then they tell you they just need some semen to get pregnant.
Then they tell you they need more blood and semen for the pregnancy to go well.
And even after all their child have been born successfully and got well fed they'll try to convince you to impregnate them and give them plenty of blood again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:35:08 No.19308969 >>19308896 Her mother. Because a titania accompanying anyone to college sounds like a Disney movie and that's fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:35:20 No.19308971 Can you make cologne that's infused with a monsters essence to attract a specific monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:39:20 No.19308984 >>19308971 Imagine all the monster girls that follow a dude that smells like virgin when he isnt one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:39:25 No.19308985 >>19308960 >Smug nya-ha-ha while carried

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:42:14 No.19308999

>>19308896
A few pounds of rice, beans and a very hefty gift card for <grocery store> so she can purchase fresh meat, fruits and vegetables and keep stocked up on any snacks she wants.

A TV, a computer for taking notes or working with and a Costco card so she can get gas for better prices on average and bulk purchase necessities.

And a calendar for each day in the school year with encouraging and loving words handwritten on each day for the next 5 years so that even if I don't talk to her that day over the phone or with messages, she can still get that warmth of her father's love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:43:22 No.19309004 >>19308953 Would slap and spank.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:44:32 No.19309012 File: 542 KB, 2480x3507, 1500360331230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19308960 >>19308985 I love the shorties because I'd feel like I'm protecting them all the time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:44:43 No.19309013 >>19309004 >Ahh~ Slap me Blood-daddy!~

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:45:33 No.19309017 >>19309012 I love the shorties because I can bully them all the time and get away with it!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:45:34 No.19309018 >>19309012 I just like them because they're small and can be meaty. The perfect tiny packages to play with

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:47:27 No.19309034 >>19309017 Then the tears well up in their eyes and you start feeling bad. They'll play you like a book if you let your guard down.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:47:37 No.19309035 >>19309012 Ratas are so smol! They're like portable mofu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:47:46 No.19309037 >>19309013 Out the windown she goes!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:48:28 No.19309040 >>19309035 Pocket mofu and pocket reporter!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:48:38 No.19309041 >>19307287 I would for any member of any race that legitimately loved me. That's all. Except for any of the bug races, I can't get behind that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:49:15 No.19309045 Just curious, has any writefag/drawfag/namefag taken Apple as a name?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:51:09 No.19309055 >>19309045 Could always check anubis.moe since you can search by author name but I don't think they have.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:52:47 No.19309061 >>19308401 I'd prefer the Office Space variant of hypnosis

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:54:09 No.19309064 >>19309045 Why do you care? Honest question from a writefag

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 16:59:33 No.19309083 >>19309064 I just realized its about writefag name instead of character name like last time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:00:53 No.19309088 >>19308965 >5 of your vamp mosquito daughterus all asking for your blood What do

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:01:54 No.19309092 >>19308919 >When your Red Dragon wife thinks you're being bullied and goes full I AM FIRE, I AM DEATH >Her wingspan blocking out the sun >It's just a horde of her fans

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:04:24 No.19309099 >>19309088 Give blood to wife who will then give it to your daughters. Pretty simple. Don't ever feed your daughters directly or you'll up with 25 granddaughters before you even realize it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:06:09 No.19309105 File: 368 KB, 1424x2040, ZgV7CjJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the ideal monster body-I will fight you if you say otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:07:46 No.19309111 >>19309105 I wish I could sign a contract with a demon, I'd accept any terms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:10:34 No.19309123 >>19309105 How about you go back to >>>/reddit/ where you came from

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:10:59 No.19309125

>>19308801
>spoiler
This seems like either a set-up for heartbreak, or a genuinely good healing (in the non-urobutcher sense) story.

Pouring one out for the posthuman monstergirls that changed on impulse, though. Transforming would change your lifestyle, looks, how people would interact with you, etc.

Also, think about all of the girls with social disorders and such that might see mamono mana as a ticket out, only to have strangers she doesn't want getting pushy, strange sexual urges she struggles to curb, and turning what few male friends she could turn to for comfort away from her out of fear that they might get incubus'd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:11:20 No.19309128 >>19309105 >grabbing images from reddit and posting them here Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:13:04 No.19309130 File: 502 KB, 600x659, lilim.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Setting up shop in the royal demon realm would up my chances of getting a lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:16:20 No.19309141 File: 2.47 MB, 3000x2595, Here you go, little one.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be a friend to all children Beetles are odd bugs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:18:18 No.19309149 File: 139 KB, 848x1200, Lilim189a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309130 Lilims are alright I guess

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:21:37 No.19309160 can't get comfier than lying your head on your wife's pregnant stomach

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:22:29 No.19309163 >>19309099 Won't that get you ambushed in your sleep because the daughterus think it's unfair that their mother is the only one who gets to bite you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:22:31 No.19309164 >>19309130 What kind of shop would you open? You'd attract different Lilims depending on what you sold. >Setup an oddities shop >End up with a weirdo Lilim

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:23:09 No.19309170 >>19309149 Not the oc ones

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:23:36 No.19309173 File: 87 KB, 853x480, 1524195361750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >It's not rape if it's a man!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:24:20 No.19309175 >>19309164 An odd shop full of relics would be my kind of thing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:25:28 No.19309179 File: 1.33 MB, 3264x1836, Selene doodle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309149 I like lilims I feel like going to for one as a wife is a great goal if I ever get Isekai'ed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:30:20 No.19309199 File: 330 KB, 897x670, 1530135020334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309179 >Isekai'ed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:30:51 No.19309202 >>19309164 Rare weapons and magic artifacts from all the lands in the realm. Lots of good contraband. But i'd marry a Mimic or a Mimic Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:31:20 No.19309203 >>19309160 Feeling my daughteru kick would be too comfy. Would pamper my pregnant wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:32:12 No.19309205 >>19309179 Patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:36:32 No.19309220 >>19309179 Selene is weird. If I was her, I would just get my Lilim sisters to nuke the other cities surrounding Aris, thus solving the issue. The city doesn't get targeted if there's no one around to target it.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:36:42 No.19309221
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>>19309179
>>19309199
>Anon, a fat otaku type, dies of cardiac arrest
>BUT ALL IS NOT WELL
>For his soul gets Isekai'd into something similar to MGE
>Grows up in a completely mundane role, no more than a farmer's son with back breaking work
>Then, a wild Lilim appears in his village to convert everybody
>Her fucking face when, after retaining his memories of his past life, Anon just flat out confesses his loves for all things 'Lim, in front of all her subordinates
>His isekai father wondering where he went wrong in raising his son to love human girls
>His mother turning into a Holstaur and fawning on her husband

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:36:46 No.19309222 File: 267 KB, 972x918, 1529622406113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this accurate?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:44:54 No.19309249

>>19309221
I'd love to see KC's reaction to threadcanon Druella.

On one hand, he'd be annoyed at seeing his badass conqueror being reduced to an awkward moeblob.

On the other hand, he'd be glad that there's no violence or grimderp involved like there is with MGU and SpaceBattles.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:46:39 No.19309256 >>19309220 And ruin the plot?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:47:42 No.19309261 File: 648 KB, 1576x1078, naja.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Can I bite you then wrap you tight?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:48:20 No.19309267

>>19309220
Do you really think Lilims would go on a multi city crusade just so one of them could get a man?
Also there's a ton of things that could happen if she nuked the city:
>Leon could be taken by a another monster, so she could potentially cuck herself
>The reaction of the surrounding villages as she said
>Given the way Beast works as a writer, Selene is gunning for green realms. Nuking would make it dark.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:48:49 No.19309268 >>19308953 I don't think they'd enjoy it that much with all the garlic in my diet. Unless they all react like vampires.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:52:58 No.19309290 >>19309261 Yes please, that's my fetish

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:54:07 No.19309298 >>19309261 I'd battle that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 17:59:15 No.19309330 >>19309256 It just doesn't sound like what a Lilim would do. Even less so with one like Selene.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:02:27 No.19309342 >>19309017 Just be careful of that sneaky one who loves ambushing unsuspecting Anons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:05:42 No.19309353 File: 572 KB, 1112x1400, 1526263009161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309141 Be more than friends with monstergirl children.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:06:53 No.19309358 File: 100 KB, 460x434, 016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309342 What is she gonna do, pull me into an alley?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:07:45 No.19309362 >>19309353 Monster girl lolis, especially the fighters, are for impregnating

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:09:19 No.19309366 >>19309353 I prefer my salamanders mature

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:10:32 No.19309372 >>19309353 Sure, I'd be a lolimander's teacher.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:12:41 No.19309377 >>19309330 So how should Selene be acting then? As what she's doing now fits what we know of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:16:13 No.19309390 File: 534 KB, 900x1100, monster_-_kikimora_i_showed_you_my_feather_duster_answer_me_draft2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:18:58 No.19309402 >>19308879 That wouldn't be much since vending machines where I live sell energy drinks along with every major store.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:20:16 No.19309405 File: 746 KB, 1280x1210, tumblr_p7o3acChbn1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Honey, look!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:22:42 No.19309409 >>19309390 May I ruffle it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:22:55 No.19309411 I want a monster who's basically just Galko.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:25:02 No.19309422

How do monstergirl harems work when it goes past bigamy? How do they cuddle their husband? For three, I imagine one on each side and one laying on top of him but after? Do they just collapse in a pile together after a marathon fuck session each night?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:25:38 No.19309425 File: 93 KB, 620x877, druela_by_lutherniel-d7znvxc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frens, how do I get a lilim waifu?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:25:47 No.19309426 >>19309358 >Ambush you >Force-feed you paralyzing drugs and aphrodisiacs >Edge you till you can't take it anymore >Run away and leave you with blue balls Rinse and Repeat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:26:34 No.19309430 File: 255 KB, 1745x1635, DU_3PotW4AEWytI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309411 Not quite what you requested, but someone did draw another character from the series as a Cupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:27:09 No.19309432 >>19309425 Just be yourself bro

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:27:14 No.19309433 >>19309422 One on each side, one on his back, one on his chest

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:28:32 No.19309440
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>>19309425
1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.
I hope nobody is dumb or hopeless enough to actually do this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:29:23 No.19309443 >>19309430 That's cute, but I wonder what Galko would be, maybe a Holst?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:29:55 No.19309446 >>19309443 She'd be cute

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:30:03 No.19309447 >>19309440 What the fuck anon. I just did this and system32 deleted itself and my dog turned into mustard gas!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:33:10 No.19309460 >>19309447 If you actually followed my instructions, then you wouldn't be typing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:33:14 No.19309462 File: 1.01 MB, 2820x3840, 1530138794510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309440 Thank you anon, will definetly try

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:34:12 No.19309466
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>>19309267
>>Given the way Beast works as a writer, Selene is gunning for green realms. Nuking would make it dark.

Not necessarily.

i.e. Saphirette nuked Polove into a bright green realm. The kind of realm a land becomes is at least partly dependent on the nature of the monster/s that change it.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:34:47 No.19309469

>>19309425
You don't get a lilim, the lilim gets you. Since they're probably leaders if various demon realm factions and kingdoms, they're more likely to seek out partners who most closely represent their beliefs about love.

A Lilim who believes men should be subjugated housekeepers would find a man with all the skills of a mother + a charismatic personality, part as her lifetime companion, and part a trophy husband to demonstrate to her followers that her type of husband is the best type.

In other words, you have no control over their decision, and should keep improving yourself in any way you can to maximize your chances.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:35:18 No.19309472 >>19309433 And if there is more than that then they just work out a way to take turns.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:35:27 No.19309474 >>19309446 With huge breasts!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:36:06 No.19309476 >>19309472 That they would. >>19309474 That goes without saying. Those sorts of girls needs them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:36:40 No.19309477 >>19309372 You'll have a lolimander that looks and dresses like that, adores you and calls you sensei all the time. Enjoy constantly reenacting the "sweating man wiping his forehead" reaction image, anon.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:37:30 No.19309484

>>19309460
I'm well aware, anon. I'm former CBRN in the US Army. Just memeing. But hey, did you know that soaking castor beans in water and drinking the liquid the next day is good for fighting cancer?

Please don't do that. It makes ricin which is EXTREMELY illegal and EXTREMELY deadly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:38:18 No.19309489 >>19309476 What sorts of girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:38:23 No.19309490 File: 751 KB, 1000x1000, 68366376_p0 sans the stealth nipple.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309405 >still no Cursed Halberd >still no Cursed Pilebunker

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:38:56 No.19309492 >>19309489 Lewd JKs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:39:06 No.19309494 >>19309462 Did he actually die?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:39:07 No.19309495 >>19309490 >no cursed codpiece

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:39:55 No.19309498 >>19309494 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:40:42 No.19309501 >>19309498 Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:41:03 No.19309504 >>19309490 KC already confirmed.the existence of different types of cursed swords. Similar cursed weapons are more or less implyed and would probably work the same way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:41:21 No.19309506 >>19309422 They can take turns or cuddle each other I guess.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:46:06 No.19309529

>>19309422
>Do they just collapse in a pile together after a marathon fuck session each night?
Basically, bigamy anon gets fucking RKO'd onto the bed, suddenly six bodies pile on top of him and he suffocates under the weight.
A fitting punishment. God gave us a single dick, because we don't need more than one woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:48:47 No.19309533 >>19309422 Depending on their size they could cuddle your legs too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:49:00 No.19309536 File: 324 KB, 718x425, monster girl deruella explain shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309529 >Brainlet doesn't read source material.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:50:29 No.19309539 File: 722 KB, 1081x1400, tumblr_p77a6k92J01vldipoo1_r1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post brown dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:50:33 No.19309540 >>19309533 Not him but I want a Big MEAT harem. Space would be at a premium

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:52:05 No.19309543 >>19309492 Galko is not lewd, she just has a lewd body.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:52:10 No.19309544 File: 155 KB, 645x911, 023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that around MILF’s and cakes never relax, you might be ending the prey of a cougar

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:56:02 No.19309559 >>19309536 Pretty sure that's not ignorance of source material so much as what this anon "wants" to happen to anons with harems.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 18:58:40 No.19309569 File: 297 KB, 822x996, 69436303_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Deer. Pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:00:04 No.19309576 >>19309353 It's weird, I've been thinking about doing stories lately... for some reason. I haven't felt this need to be productive for quite some time. Half my work day was consumed by this cuddlesaurus you posted too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:01:20 No.19309581 >>19309576 Talk is cheap.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:02:11 No.19309585
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>>19309544
>tfw you will never be a shota again
>to even simulate /ss/ the girl would have to be a small giant
What would it take to get a dark mage to make a shotfication cookie for me? I just want to be young and innocent again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:02:38 No.19309588 >>19309581 It's also free.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:09:05 No.19309611 File: 143 KB, 850x850, __camilla_fire_emblem_and_fire_emblem_if_drawn_by_flamingo_eme324__sample-f5f9ae7554c2b44f360dcb68e7e77c7c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309585 Camilla a best

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:12:29 No.19309626 File: 361 KB, 600x762, 69409461_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Always watch out for those crafty beach foxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:15:47 No.19309640 >>19309353 do you think she'd piss on my dick?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:16:08 No.19309643 File: 90 KB, 786x715, DLVjENIWsAAyNyW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nighttime approaches.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:18:02 No.19309649 File: 62 KB, 417x552, 63347700_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309640

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:20:28 No.19309658 >>19309649 Quit replying to retards trying to be the next slowpokefag.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:24:03 No.19309675 File: 90 KB, 1200x1151, DWrzfRmV4AA8tUT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309658 >slowpokefag Did he finally snap and become an hero, or did the mods do their jobs for once?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:26:01 No.19309683 >>19309675 Give me meat lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:27:24 No.19309687 File: 632 KB, 1221x1400, tumblr_p42imuH9Bt1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309683

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:28:52 No.19309694 >>19309687 Excellent, softest and cutest undead in the land

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:30:42 No.19309702 File: 357 KB, 635x903, 50407688_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Join us anon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:31:03 No.19309705 >>19309611 She really is.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:35:37 No.19309729

You've been summoned, anon. By a group of four monstergirls who are obsessed and in love with you.

Head on over to mgewiki and randomize until you get four different species. Then rearrange them to fill the following role in their group.

>thick baby crazy CC
>petite tsundere with a big, firm ass
>tall, fit, dominant with strong bisexual tendencies
>genki tomboy with a huge oral fetish

Here's mine.
>Titania
>Kejorou
>Cupid
>Wight

Enjoy your wives, anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:36:06 No.19309732 >>19309576 Getting tempted to write about lolis?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:39:09 No.19309743 >>19309683 >>19309687 >>19309694 Fatfags no

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:43:12 No.19309754 >>19309743 Found the Ethiopian.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:43:55 No.19309758 File: 139 KB, 1023x1457, 1499886092496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309743 There nothing wrong with wanting a meaty MG

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:44:53 No.19309762 >>19309758 Gonna grope that squirrel.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:45:10 No.19309763 >>19309729 Sorry but neither petite nor bisexual appeal to me all that much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:46:20 No.19309768 File: 1.20 MB, 820x1184, 1501916189285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309758 Snow squirrel is on the case

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:56:14 No.19309800 >>19308806 What’s something ‘special’ your waifu would do for your birthday? What would you do for your waifu for her birthday?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 19:56:22 No.19309802 File: 735 KB, 640x1138, 7US7DCh6_wfwuRUCK5J89bByOIiwxgYznvtii39Cf0o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would rape-beaming the audience at the wedding be in poor taste or her duty as a hostess?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:00:50 No.19309822 >>19309768 The Rata reporter from Winterstown News is CUTE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:05:17 No.19309844 File: 398 KB, 595x842, Jabberwock59b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309539 I must not miscegenate!

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:07:53 No.19309855

I really want to get isekai'd into the world of monstergirls and get picked up by a lilim! I want to have awkward dinner conversations with her family where they ask me what I did back in my old world and for them to be confused when I tell them about being tech support.

On the bright side, my masters in history would be exceptionally useful. And if my iPad got dragged along with me, their tech would improve extremely rapidly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:11:50 No.19309870 >>19309855 I don't know how far I can go with being a Machinist and having only 500 rounds of ammunition. Who would love me in monster girl land?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:14:25 No.19309883 >>19308866 >>19308879 >>19308898 >gyaru arachnes I never knew I needed this until now. Do they wear leg warmers on all right of their legs?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:15:05 No.19309886 >>19309870 Gremlin for sure. Or an Anubis obsessed with technological innovation all in the name of improving the efficiency of building magnificent structures.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:15:21 No.19309887 >>19309822 The Rata reporter needs a news assistant to get her hot cocoa and blankets after she's done reporting, the Ice Queen is still mad at Rata-chan for finding seifuku cosplay in her bedroom

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:24:00 No.19309926 >>19309855 >>19309870 You’d be better off than me as a 911 dispatcher I’d have pretty much nothing to offer in a low technology world besides anything I get sent over with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:25:53 No.19309931 File: 1.29 MB, 1421x1351, 1498424963006.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309092

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:29:41 No.19309945 >>19309931 The adoration she naturally deserves. I bet some dragons adopt towns to provide for and protect them if the people there agree to praise them en-mass whenever they show up (and give tributes for her hoard of course).

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:31:32 No.19309952 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, 1489275913264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli Liches are for manhandling their small bodies and imaginative suspended congress positions.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:33:26 No.19309960

>>19309926
My masters in history is pretty much only useful for spouting out useless information. Most of the useful stuff would be anything stored in my iPhone and iPad. Schematics for things like the crossbows used by the Qin or medieval windmills/water wheels and Roman aqueducts that I like to pull up and look at occasionally.

Also, my massive collection of books on the iPad on things like firearms development, chemistry and other such things. Oh and all the political and military strategy books.

Jesus Christ, I'm such a boring person.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:37:39 No.19309972 >>19309960 I'm sure a Hakutaku or Lich would find that very attractive.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:38:17 No.19309976 Remember not to let your wife pay a visit up to Doc Gremlin for some money as an experiment. She may be looking to test her new synthetic muscle boosting serum

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:39:29 No.19309982 File: 933 KB, 1352x1119, automaton shounen adventures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19309976 I'm sure my wife will do fine!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:40:10 No.19309986 >>19309802 Lots of new couples will form if that happens so it'll be encouraged I think. Besides there's no way a monstergirl would not take advantage of an Anon afflicted by the Basilisk's venom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:40:37 No.19309991 >>19309982 >Master, I have become 'HUGE' as youths say today

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:40:42 No.19309992 File: 501 KB, 1000x750, 8188528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Good morning

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:40:49 No.19309995 >>19309883 Yes. They're also some of the most loving girls out there, so if you're the one who becomes her Caffeine source don't expect her to get it from anyone else. If you even ask her to get it herself she'll pout and get all tsun with you.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:40:50 No.19309997

>>19309729
>dragon
>ochi
>ice queen
>oomukade
Hit the jackpot because I love all of those races and a queen with that body type is surprisingly nice.
Would probably spend more time than healthy pounding that ochi though and the thought of a genki oomukade fills me with unexplainable dread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:41:13 No.19309999 >>19306932 but I'm pretty sure Hellhounds boobs are very strong and firm, those weights over their nipples are heavy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:43:42 No.19310012 >>19309945 This is actually what I imagine my waifu doing. We'd settle in an open field, near a town or small kingdom and once people hear the news of a dragon they will go crazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:46:46 No.19310030 >>19310012 I'd imagine that the Dragons who do this would be great with kids. She'd be like a superhero to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:47:52 No.19310037 File: 553 KB, 2600x1440, monster_girl_encyclopedia__sandworm_by_themasterofantics-d79qc9n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you accept her offer?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:53:56 No.19310072 >>19310037 How about you fuck off to deviantart.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:54:13 No.19310074 File: 522 KB, 2128x2474, C8zyK_gUwAAwd3u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ded dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:55:24 No.19310081 >>19307529 Familiars are unfair. It's over as soon as she hooks my arm with hers and smiles.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 20:58:34 No.19310092

>>19310030
I can just imagine my dragon with a bunch of kids around her, saying something like "Don't you whelps worry, onee-chan is here to pretect you!" and then being the cutest thing ever as they hug her to death.

Would have countless daughterus with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:00:05 No.19310100 File: 92 KB, 795x726, Dfcm4HXWsAArQh5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/bigveggy/status/996427049849016320

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:00:45 No.19310105 >>19310100 >Love Love BEEEEAM

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:20:44 No.19310200 File: 472 KB, 595x842, 53118413_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Real dead hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:21:00 No.19310202 >>19310100 >commissions open >that price Don't tempt me like this, I really liked that shogoth and nightgaunt image.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:21:53 No.19310207 >>19308857 That's some good shit, thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:22:15 No.19310211 File: 555 KB, 950x1024, tumblr_o6vs7sLigE1uaxebao1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Weddings can be so stressful.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:22:26 No.19310212 >>19310200 I want a zombie dragon/magma golem hybrid. A cute, soft, glowing dragon to relax with.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:24:13 No.19310222 File: 655 KB, 800x800, 1454113152443.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310211 Tell me about it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:27:12 No.19310233 File: 195 KB, 833x465, snek.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:27:27 No.19310235 File: 735 KB, 848x1024, alizapugilistprincessEVO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kung fu dragons!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:28:24 No.19310239 >>19310235 That's a cow though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:28:28 No.19310240 >>19310233 w-where are her arms anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:29:07 No.19310246 >>19310233 You're pushing the boundaries, anon. Don't you know? Janitor-tan is watching. Waiting. what kind of mamono is janitor-tan?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:29:11 No.19310247 File: 43 KB, 528x520, Bunyip17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310233 >no arms Ewwwww...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:30:20 No.19310250 >>19310246 Being a janitor for 4chan is like being a QA tester for Bethesda.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:31:11 No.19310255
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>>19310081
Familiars are indeed unfair. I don't know how KC made such attractive slutty lolis, but he did it. If I could hook up with some familiar twins in the next life i'd be satisfied for all eternity.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:31:16 No.19310256 >>19310250 They don't exist?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:31:16 No.19310257 >>19310250 At least you get paid for being a tester.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:31:40 No.19310261 >>19307581 be careful anon! This may seem innocent but soon you'll be overstepping professional boundaries Or should I say she'll be overstepping the boundaries

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:34:26 No.19310276 >>19310246 alp

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:35:14 No.19310278 >>19310250 So, doppelgänger?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:35:16 No.19310279 >>19310100 >those t-rex tier lower arms Yameroooo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:37:14 No.19310286 >>19308857 Didn't see this before, keep it up dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:40:19 No.19310297 File: 831 KB, 2400x3000, 1518201611813.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310256 https://www.gamespot.com/articles/bethesda-qa-tester-beats-skyrim-in-just-over-2-hours/1100-6340080/ They do exist, they're just very lazy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:41:43 No.19310308 >>19310297 I love my meaty monster gamers. A set of three would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:44:35 No.19310318 >>19310308 >three Don't be so greedy anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:45:58 No.19310326 >>19310318 Hey, how else can we do four player co-op/multiplayer?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:48:25 No.19310336 File: 1.20 MB, 1280x1536, tumblr_p0zf7sR0oC1v2gw9ko1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] diaM sihT tsurT t'noD

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:49:40 No.19310343 >>19310336 Your posts are pretty spammy now, cut that shit out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:52:09 No.19310353 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please remember that luminescent girls make handy nightlights.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:54:53 No.19310364 File: 556 KB, 1083x1300, tumblr_oxxp7cQjTd1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Big fat cuddlecat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:56:21 No.19310367 File: 171 KB, 900x1200, Holstaur DLJOJO1U8AIG34a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310364 Can I have a cuddlecow instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 21:58:07 No.19310373 >>19310367 >>19310364 I choose both!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:04:15 No.19310396 >>19310364 I'd go on adventures with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:06:19 No.19310402 >>19310373 Don't be greedy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:07:26 No.19310406 File: 295 KB, 1536x2048, 732872350580924416_CiuvgYeUUAAXcbe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310367 No. You have been given a traditional tsundere cow instead. You must soften her up before cuddles may be performed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:08:01 No.19310411 >>19310402 You can't stop me! One of EACH!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:12:02 No.19310428 >>19310367 I always wanted to be nap buddies with a Holst. Sleeping on the roof or in the courtyard together would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:12:29 No.19310429 File: 738 KB, 1106x1400, tumblr_p6jbiraQfJ1vldipoo1_r1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Top or bottom?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:13:29 No.19310434 >>19310429 Bottom, top needs more muscle to make it tough.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:13:41 No.19310435 >>19310428 But to get the most out of napping with a holst you need to be able to touch places buddies normally don't. How does it work?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:13:46 No.19310436 >>19310406 My boss has huge tits and acts like a Minotaur!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:14:22 No.19310440 >>19310429 I want bottom with top's haircut.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:14:39 No.19310441 >>19310406 why do that when you could just ignore her until shes leaking and desperate

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:15:01 No.19310445 >>19310429 bottom for both of them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:16:27 No.19310451 >>19310441 Because that gets you rapecow, not cuddlecow. Your goals here is her heart, not her body.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:24:15 No.19310486 File: 595 KB, 779x1431, 69396534_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ghosts are underrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:26:35 No.19310498 >>19310451 What if I want both?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:27:21 No.19310501
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>tfw I'll ever get teleported to MGE Land so I can use John Denver songs to marry any Siren I want

It would be like that Homunculus doujin with all the demon ladies but with music and bird ladies instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:32:34 No.19310525 >>19309729 >Beelzebub >Mandragora >Oomukade >Werebat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:32:38 No.19310526 >>19310501 I would just sing this song to the Sirens. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:33:21 No.19310528 >>19310451 fine I'll jab her with manticore spines

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:33:52 No.19310529 >>19310526 Your games suck, Todd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:34:06 No.19310530 >>19310528 Reading comprehension, do you have it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:35:56 No.19310542 >>19310526 >tfw love the song but now it's getting overplayed to hell and back and back to hell Time for me to get on a Tom Petty kick I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:37:54 No.19310548 >>19310529 >>19310542 I don't get it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:38:46 No.19310553 >>19310548 >pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:40:49 No.19310560 >>19310553 ???

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:42:15 No.19310569 >>19310548 Fallout: Survive used a cover for its theme so now you can't take two steps without someone flailing it around.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:42:25 No.19310570 >>19310526 Why is this song such a meme now?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:42:28 No.19310572 >>19310560 Google motherfucker, use it. https://youtu.be/tuOHMShAMF0

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:43:29 No.19310576 >>19310570 See >>19310569 >>19310572

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:44:37 No.19310582 >>19310569 >>19310572 I don't play video games so I wouldn't know. Calm down, Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:46:31 No.19310589 File: 578 KB, 850x1201, CheshireCat2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310582 >I couldn't take two seconds of my time to look it up. Calm down, Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:47:02 No.19310592 >>19310582 I mean neither do I, but I still found out by virtue of not having my head firmly embedded in the sand.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:49:15 No.19310599 >>19310589 >>19310592 You seriously wanted me to google a song I already know and some random dude's name?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:53:10 No.19310609 >>19310599 Just because it's your first day on the Internet doesn't mean you deserve to be spoonfed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:55:30 No.19310614 >>19310582 Petty indignancy knows no bounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:57:21 No.19310620 >>19310609 You really want to shit talk about some literally who and his video games because I ask who this person is? Fuck off faggot. >>>/v/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 22:59:31 No.19310629 File: 266 KB, 414x300, birbs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:00:14 No.19310637 File: 572 KB, 1280x1815, 006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want an ojou-sama centaur waifu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:00:35 No.19310640 >>19310582 >I don't play video games What the fuck do you do

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:01:44 No.19310646 >>19310599 >>19310620 Not him but I seriously have to wonder if this thread is the only place on the internet you ever visit. This sort of stuff makes it to all variety of information channels.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:01:47 No.19310648 >>19310620 >literally who

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:04:16 No.19310653 >>19310498 Soften her up, THEN ignore her for a bit. Wearing some red will help as well.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:08:28 No.19310665
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>>19310640
Besides working, outdoor activities (camping, frisbee golf, ect), shooting, reading, writing, tabletop stuff, gym, painting, mountain biking, ect.

>>19310646
I don't browse /v/ if that's what your asking, I also don't browse any video game websites.

>>19310648
There's a lot of people with the name Todd.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:10:42 No.19310672 >>19310665 >There's a lot of people with the name Todd. Google motherfucker, use it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:13:31 No.19310682 >>19310672 Did I insult your hero?

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:13:34 No.19310683

>>19310367
I imagine holstaurs online would be like those cretins you see in idol threads once they've gone a bit without milking

>I bet Anon's XXX smells like cocoa butter
>I made a rough estimate of the size of Anon's flacid d*ck by comparing the sizes of his bulge in various pictures he posted online. Anyone know a good estimate for a flacid:erect ratio? Asking for a friend
>My mom caught me masturbating with my anotomically correct Anon body plushie. She thinks it's just a phase wwwww

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:14:25 No.19310685 >>19310646 He's pretending to be out of the loop for that epic /jp/ non-crossboarding cred

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:15:21 No.19310688 File: 121 KB, 815x753, 1489262759619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310682 You really ARE out of touch.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:15:29 No.19310689 File: 257 KB, 500x600, tumblr_p57gu7VmHc1v2gw9ko1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enough talk about video games. Let's talk about momsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:16:19 No.19310691 I want to touch and tickle my monster daughteru's vagina during bathtime!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:17:01 No.19310692 >>19310689 I don't want a momster. I want to make a monster into one, though. Multiple times.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:17:49 No.19310696 File: 193 KB, 2007x1187, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310688 >>19310672 This is how stupid you look right now man. Keep typing out epic responses so you can feel good about yourself!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:19:11 No.19310702 >>19310696 It’s time to stop dude It was probably time to stop like ten minutes ago but now moreso than ever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:20:29 No.19310707 File: 301 KB, 2048x1718, CgJTIwyUkAA0Bgy.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310689 The best momster is one that is referred to as such because she's the mother of your children.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:21:06 No.19310711 File: 141 KB, 779x1334, 1508158629625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna cuddle with a Yeti and play some Smash Bros with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:22:24 No.19310717 >>19310689 Y'all talk about momsters and lolimamos but what about that forbidden fruit amongst all of the romantic scene monsters close to your age group

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:24:40 No.19310727

>>19310707
You get it, anon.

>your monster wife reclines back on the couch while watching TV with her belly swollen with child
>keep clutching at your chest from how heart attack-inducingly adorable she is
>nearly die of a heart attack when she cuddles your newborn daughter shortly after giving birth

>>19310717
Puh-lease. My ideal monstergirl is the same age as me. I could care less if she has a big, firm butt or hefty breasts as well. I just want her to love me. That's it. As long as she does, I'll give her my heart and soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:25:00 No.19310730 File: 67 KB, 601x850, 6d99326f-bb92-4610-b03b-e0d0f705f64a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bow down before the fearsome and mighty Dragon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:27:05 No.19310740 File: 155 KB, 1082x906, wurm enjoying herself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310730 Bow down before the cute and happy Wurm! LN has outdone himself again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:27:11 No.19310741 >>19310730 I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Dragon, is in fact, HMN/Dragon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, an elf.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:27:47 No.19310744 >>19310711 Competitive yetis huffing when they lose, then cheerfully challenging you to a rematch!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:31:45 No.19310753 >>19310707 >>19310727 Pregnant ninja mofu: i.imgur.com/6VClUzJ.png

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:31:54 No.19310755 >>19310689 >>19310707 Exactly this. >>19310717 Those are great too because you can watch them go through the various phases and body types in life, making them into your ideal body type over time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:33:37 No.19310762 >>19310753 L A T E X

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:35:14 No.19310764 File: 147 KB, 850x850, 1516087646187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everything went really well at work and you finished much earlier than expected. How are you going to surprise your wife when you get home?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:35:24 No.19310766 I am the terror of MGC, the man who strikes fear into the hearts of single monster girls everywhere. I am the serial butt rubber, and they will never catch me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:35:58 No.19310770 File: 3 KB, 297x300, 1434503644996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310753 Goddamn if that doesn't nail just about every one of my turn-ons. >>19310762 Shush you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:36:58 No.19310775 >>19310770 >Shush you. No way anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:38:41 No.19310781 >>19310753 Something about her eyes bother me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:40:53 No.19310788 >>19310740 Uhhhhhhhhhhh THICKER

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:41:22 No.19310789 File: 478 KB, 408x580, 1529855966445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never watch your echidna wife craddle all of your daughters in her coils and coo over them with a face of absolute motherly happiness I need portals now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:44:59 No.19310797 File: 2.98 MB, 2198x2813, 1529545454436.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is her mouth wavy? What is she plotting?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:48:48 No.19310813 >>19310797 She's really ticklish and that gown is teasing her something fierce.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:49:42 No.19310817 >>19310764 Steak and a tongue bath?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:50:38 No.19310821 >>19310789 I would gladly "take one for the team" and marry an echidna when the portals open.

Anonymous Wed, Jun 27, 2018 23:52:11 No.19310823

>>19310764
I bring home takeout from that amazing chinese place and enjoy a relaxing dinner with her. And then I have her for dessert. I'm gonna be gorging myself on every single one of her holes.

My tongue will get so much use, I might even rub off my taste buds!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:03:26 No.19310867 >>19310817 i'm not sure i could lick anybodies feet

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:04:28 No.19310873 File: 318 KB, 1129x1600, 4Kg1flF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:09:47 No.19310902 >>19310813 If you tickle a Yeti it leads to hugs If you hug a Yeti it leads to cuddlesex If you cuddlefuck a Yeti you get more little cuddlebugs running around

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:10:01 No.19310903 >>19310867 How about a butthole? Would you bury your face between your monster wife's buttcheeks and tonguepunch her puckered rosebud?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:12:34 No.19310911 >>19309992 If I woke up next to Ran I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:13:52 No.19310919 File: 338 KB, 595x842, 1530159232313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310903 She doesn't have one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:14:11 No.19310920 >>19310911 Isn't dying how you get to Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:14:15 No.19310922 >>19310873 I want Dullahan wive

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:15:19 No.19310926 >>19310903 What would a Kitsune's butthole be like? What about all the hair and tails?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:17:04 No.19310936 >>19310920 Well, you're supposed to kill yourself. Then maybe Yukari will open the portal if she feels like it.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:19:05 No.19310943

>>19310936
>Yukari opening a portal
>for a ghost
Mate, you'd just get sent straight to Shikieiki and be lectured for not taking better care of yourself. Then if you're lucky you go to hang out with Yuyuko before reincarnating. If you're less lucky, an administrative mistake sends you to the palace of Satori.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:19:06 No.19310944 >>19310936 Suicides are how they get youkai chow. If you want a chance you have to find a different way in.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:20:29 No.19310949

>>19310873
>Duallahan's body is a hopeless romantic, in the monster sense, in that she wants her knight in shining armor to whisk her away for romance in the form of pounding mating pressing
>Dullahead is an ornery army-type, who overtly wants to advance her military career a bit more first, but secretly of course has the same desires of her body

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:21:02 No.19310950 >>19310943 Riding in Orin's wheelbarrow is a better fate than I can hope for honestly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:21:56 No.19310952 File: 463 KB, 1300x1647, Ddw9ek4V0AAPMnr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:24:37 No.19310965 >>19310950 >you will never spend eternity being rushed around in a kasha's wheelbarrow while Corpse Voyage plays in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct_Vs6LtJ4w

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:25:31 No.19310972 >>19310903 Look man if you don't eat ass then you might as well be a eunuch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:27:51 No.19310987 >>19310965 She's too persistent for her own good. I swear she's worse than fucking Nemesis and the Pursuer combined.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:28:16 No.19310991 File: 209 KB, 850x962, 1478392365361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cherish this moth.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:30:07 No.19311005 File: 65 KB, 819x1157, DdbzjDhUQAAr6Ix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310991 I already have a moth GF.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:30:41 No.19311007 new fucking chapter when

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:31:48 No.19311019 >>19310991 That moth is trash

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:33:51 No.19311030 >>19310991 She's the sexiest bug girl I've seen but she better not kill my mom again.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:34:53 No.19311031

>>19310972
I honestly can't wait until portal day. Some monstergirl is gonna husbando me thinking she's getting a pure virgin boy and get the surprise of her life when I bury my tongue in her butthole and vagina over and over again before she even has a chance to touch my penis.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:39:37 No.19311048 >>19310903 only on an MG where its gonna be clean af

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:40:33 No.19311053 File: 474 KB, 1163x1000, combine_images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the love of God, do not open.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:42:09 No.19311062 >>19311030 his mom just needs to learn to let go he's in safe hands

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:42:13 No.19311064 File: 170 KB, 1060x1500, DeOGq9KV0AAQ8i3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19311053 even a Cheshire would be let dowwn by this shitpost

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:42:24 No.19311066 File: 474 KB, 1163x1000, 1530160944731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the love of God, do not open.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:44:10 No.19311073

>fall through a random portal that drops you into the room of a monster girl
>turns out your her favorite character out of all the Zipangese cartoons if the copious amount of merchandise with your likeness adorning her room wasn't hint enough
>just seeing you appear in front of her causes monster.exe to shutdown
What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:44:20 No.19311075 >>19311066 Not only are you a failure, you're unoriginal.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:44:57 No.19311081 >>19311066 >>19311053 Terrible

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:46:09 No.19311087 >>19311073 Touch her tits

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:47:22 No.19311094 >>19311073 Give her a hug.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:47:44 No.19311096 >>19311073 Book it. I think I could handle a summoning, but fujo dick worship is creepy.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:48:01 No.19311100 [DELETED]

>>19311073
*cough* "Uh....would you happen to know where I am? I uh....was going to the kitchen to get some cherries to snack on but....I think I got lost. Maybe. Or I'm hallucinating right now. Anyways, what's your name? I'm Jacob but you can call me Pete."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:48:04 No.19311101 >>19311073 >Her favorite character is a self loathing, slightly overweight cripple I'm not normally one to question someone else's taste, but what the fuck is wrong with her?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:48:57 No.19311105 >>19311073 I need to go to the bathroom

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:49:26 No.19311109 >>19311100 >RP >action You belong in the >>>/trash/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:49:45 No.19311111 >>19311073 follow my nose wherever it goes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:51:47 No.19311121 >>19311073 I watch her while she's unconscious.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:53:35 No.19311128 >>19311096 Real world fujo a shit, but I imagine monster girl fujo would be alright. Guarantee there is no yaoi in Monster Girl World

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:58:48 No.19311143 >>19311100 Fuck off now holy shit

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 00:59:25 No.19311146

>>19311128
The yaoi's not the part that would throw me off, it's more the "copious amount of merchandise with your likeness" bit. I could deal with a few posters or a figure or the like, but the image I get of that is just not enticing. There's really not anything stopping an MG from being like an attractive version of the real world deal, either.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:01:38 No.19311152

>>19311109
>>19311143
C'mon guys. Obvious bait is obvious. What are you gonna do once cheshires come through the portals?

I bet that anon is cackling happily at someone falling for his bait as he continues to shitpost all across 4chan.

In the future, hide the post and move on. Don't give them the satisfaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:13:55 No.19311192 File: 2.71 MB, 1748x2480, tumblr_p6rp6lbMqM1viwff8o1_raw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310911 I just want to breed Ran into the floor several times a day. Is that really too much to ask?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:15:04 No.19311200 File: 66 KB, 597x624, happy wurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19311152 Wurm doesn't really understand but she's happy that you care!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:15:17 No.19311201 >>19311192 I don't know dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:18:22 No.19311208 >>19311146 Well once she has you, she won't need any of that stuff anymore so she'll probably toss it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:19:04 No.19311212 >>19311200 Good job Wurm!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:23:50 No.19311231 >>19311201 I ain’t him, if you were wondering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:33:14 No.19311252 How is the writing/drawing.commissioning coming along anons? Have you been productive so far this week?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:34:57 No.19311255
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You guys ever think about hakutaku? How well does their touch learning/teaching work, do you think? Like, do they just touch your palm and know everything about you, and can they teach you all they know in an instant? I kind of imagine that it just lets them understand more of what's underlying the things you say or do and making it easier for material to sink in.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:37:25 No.19311258 File: 266 KB, 1922x1191, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone remember her?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:37:53 No.19311259 >>19311066 The right always gets a giggle out of me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:38:57 No.19311263 >>19311252 I finished a thing I'd been picking at for three years. I also wrote out a scene for a piece I hadn't intended to start but had vividly in mind, and did half a page or so for some other works. It's been a productive time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:39:09 No.19311265 >>19311258 Getting caught in her cocoon is terrifying!

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:41:31 No.19311271

>>19311252
I'm still waiting on the final completion of two nice commissions, feels like I've been waiting forever now but they should both be done around this weekend.

I'm also on the lookout for an artist for a particularly detailed idea I've had for a bit now, but I want it to be perfect so I don't know when it'll get done.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:41:58 No.19311272 >>19311265 What happens when she wants you to use harden, but you don't have any PP left?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:43:17 No.19311282 >>19311272 You have to start using struggle, dummy.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:43:56 No.19311287

>>19311252
Still been slowly chipping away at small pieces to get me back in the groove of writing, and it's working thankfully. I have a nice idea for a story featuring a Dragon that I think I can do something with, but we'll see.

As for commissions, still waiting on lots of them. I got a few sketches back recently but nothing complete, and my folder/list of ideas keeps growing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:44:37 No.19311290 >>19311255 It would make me avoid physical contact with a hakutaku.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:51:38 No.19311315
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>>19311258
Let not the virgin's cheek
Make soft thy trenchant sword; for those milk-paps,
That through the window-bars bore at men's eyes,
Are not within the leaf of pity writ.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:56:23 No.19311336 >>19311315 She's going to do what to my cheeks with her boobs?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 01:58:52 No.19311341

>>19311252
Cowfee commission set just got finished, will probably post that tomorrow when the thread is a bit more alive. Aside from that, just waiting on a couple of other artists. My fears have been confirmed with one of them, the wips i've gotten aren't nearly as high quality as the kind of stuff they advertised on their sheets, but I don't think i'll be able to get my money back so I can only hope it doesn't turn out too disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:01:26 No.19311356 >>19311290 I can understand why. I'd be okay with the hot teacher lady learning about my dick, though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:02:17 No.19311359 >>19311336 Papillon's going to pleasure you with her milk-papillons, until you spatter her virgin's cheek with your trenchant sword. Shakespeare must have married a particularly lewd Phantom.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:09:46 No.19311400 >>19311290 I know that feel, I can't help but feel that if someone looked into my head they'd be disgusted, mamono or not.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:17:32 No.19311424 >>19311252 Even with the setbacks of my laptop ive been writing some stuff Might do another roulette while I brew ideas for burning edge

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:20:02 No.19311427 >>19311424 Do Inari again, and right this time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:28:07 No.19311463 >>19311252 Speedrun had me distracted. Hoping to do at least something this week.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:32:10 No.19311475 Name one combination that beats gyaru and undead.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:37:41 No.19311492 >>19311475 gyaru and momster. Checkmate, now king me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:39:30 No.19311499 >>19311475 undead are good girls

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:43:03 No.19311511 >>19311475 Pure gyaru. >>19311492 Also good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:46:56 No.19311521 >>19311492 Gyaru and stealth smart

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 02:59:34 No.19311556
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>be captain of a tank crew, which is practically your harem at this point, in the DL's army
>gremlin engineer, p'orc manning the artillery, and fox behind the wheel
>for whatever reason, you and your crew get left behind by your regiment as they push further into Order territory, so you all set out on a journey to catch up with them and rejoin the battle
>keep getting sidetracked or detoured into various lands where new adventures await

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:01:43 No.19311561 >>19311475 Monster Girls and existing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:04:53 No.19311573 >>19311556 This fox, from what environment is she from?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:06:17 No.19311582

>>19311556
Please respect the wilderness when driving through it! This forest is sacred territory for the Wendigos who live here for generations! If a little Wendi approaches you, simply give her a piece of your jerky and tell her to run along home. However, if a large Wendi approaches you, announce you're marriage status promptly, otherwise she may start kicking the snow up and I'm sure you know what happens after that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:08:02 No.19311591 File: 1.24 MB, 1388x2007, 1501640630547.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19311573 My guess is Wintertown, she just hasn't developed the pudge most monsters use to survive there just yet

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:13:25 No.19311612 >>19311591 >yet Okay I don't mind your fatfaggotry until you try to shove it into unrelated shit Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:15:31 No.19311623 >>19311556 >tfw the first thing I noticed in this image is how the mosin is drawn incorrectly

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:17:29 No.19311632

>>19311582
>driving your tank through the forest
>accidentally bump a tree while being as careful as possible
>wood elf pops out of nowhere in your path and starts spouting off a rant about how terrible human men are to nature and how they can never match the greatness and wild nobility of the elves
>you get out of the tank to try and calm her down, but she isn't having any of it
>she's too caught up in her rambling to notice private p'orc right behind her
>she later wakes up bound and gagged in the back of the tank with gremlin telling her she might get to see 'Cap's main cannon'

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:18:37 No.19311636 >>19311612 Hope you didn't hurt yourself on that kneejerk reaction to the word pudge

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:21:29 No.19311648 >>19311623 can't really expect Nips to know much about guns

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:30:57 No.19311669 File: 93 KB, 365x511, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Dialing...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:35:24 No.19311683 >>19311623 How is it wrong? Genuinely curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:39:45 No.19311693 >>19311683 The rear sight is too far back (or the indent on the side is too far forward, it's hard to tell) https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Mosin_Nagant_series_of_rifles.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:43:20 No.19311700 >>19311693 I don't see it I guess, it looks pretty similar to the bottom one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:46:55 No.19311710 File: 847 KB, 1024x1024, commie crab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19311700 It's a special gun-autism superpower

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:55:20 No.19311734 >>19311591 You're sure she's not from the desert?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:57:54 No.19311741 >>19311710 I've always wanted gun autism, but I'm just too poor to get a gun.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 03:58:40 No.19311743 Wood Elves are dirty savages

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 04:19:11 No.19311781 >>19311258 First form feels silly Second form has been essentially done before Bunyip was the nail in the coffin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 04:24:17 No.19311789 >>19311743 Which race would be the Conquistadors if Wood Elves really are filthy little heathens?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 04:25:34 No.19311793 >>19311789 Humans obviously, gotta make the dirty half breeds somehow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 04:44:13 No.19311825 >>19311710 this is a bad girl

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 04:57:24 No.19311835 >>19311743 They don't shave!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:01:21 No.19311844 I'm going to get a monster girl pregnant and not take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:05:15 No.19311853 >>19311844 You monster. Straight to prison where your cellmate is an Ushi

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:09:15 No.19311861 File: 1.15 MB, 581x800, 9de8837670c1e3c423eb57ca3caea262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do shy Doppelgangers have friends?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:16:51 No.19311878 >>19311861 No, they suffer the eternal pain of loneliness, crying themselves to sleep every night only to awake and relive their horrid feelings day after day.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:29:24 No.19311916 >>19311861 I assume they make friends with the person they like albeit in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:41:09 No.19311937 dead hours reminder that zombies are good girls and need your love or they'll never wight and be able to speak of their love for you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:49:31 No.19311954 >>19311937 Im here but got nothing to say that hasn't been said Unless you want another "i like lilims/salamander/gnome/umi osho" for the pile

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:52:31 No.19311964 >>19311937 Liches are best and you know it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:54:28 No.19311967 >>19311964 Kuudere isn't bad at all

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:55:54 No.19311972 >>19311954 I almost never see gnome posts

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 05:58:38 No.19311979 >>19311972 Most people here dont like the elementals in general, and gnome & undine in particular get shafted for dorome and glacies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 06:00:57 No.19311989 >>19311979 That's a shame but I do like lava golem

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 06:34:19 No.19312097 >>19311979 I fucking love sylphs though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:04:42 No.19312184 >>19311989 Lava Golems are magical material monsters not elementals.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:12:20 No.19312203 >>19311979 Well consider that the elementals are only there for power and land corruption and unlike he angels have no way of not going dark People here hate the idea of having power outside of telling a maid to take her panties off.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:22:46 No.19312227

>>19312203
I don’t understand what your second sentence has to do with anything being discussed.
Also no option is why they don’t get discussed; people like choices for one, and you’ll note that most species where their attitude does a complete 180 permanently after you fuck them enough don’t have as much presence here.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:29:35 No.19312239 >>19312227 I was trying to say that part of the elementals gimmick is forming a contract for magic power and not many people here care for that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:31:43 No.19312244 >>19312227 He was pointing out why people DON'T like elementals, you just made a longer winded version of what he said.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:35:25 No.19312255 >>19312239 The problem there is that magical power is goddamn everywhere in MG, so that’s not even a unique bonus. >>19312244 I don’t think I was necessarily disagreeing with him.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:39:38 No.19312271

>>19312255
An elemental contract implys a boost in that area of magic, beyond the use of standard spells.
It's like how final fantasy has about 6 differnt kinds of mages

The way i see elemental magic is a guy just setting things on fire like its bioshock compared to the wizard with a staff

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:43:03 No.19312282

>>19312271
That still doest get away from the fact that magic is every were.

A elemental incubus contracted to an ignis doesn't stand out compared to an fire mage incubus married dark mage that uses fire spells other then the fact the elementalist is putting his dick in humanised fire

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:45:55 No.19312300 >>19312282 I fear going any deeper at this point is headcanon territory

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:47:20 No.19312311

>Get your balls sucked by an elf-wight as she jerks you off into a wine glass, pinky raised
>Nuts shrivel in her icy maw
Now I don't know if I'd rather undead perma-winter, and use lots and LOTS of friction to keep us both warm, or if I'd rather live in a desert somewhere and stick to her ice body like a Nightgaunt's husband

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 07:49:57 No.19312321 >>19312300 It's not like the threads on fire The logistics of elemental discussion is nice anyway. We could always dumb the conversation down and talk about the spirits getting offended by the last airbender.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:04:31 No.19312372

>>19312271
I mean yeah, but you could also just fuck something like a high-tailed Inari and then have really great magic in every discipline instead of just one.

In any case weren’t the 4 regular elementals written really early on in MGE? I think it shows.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:10:06 No.19312387 >>19312372 Realistically there aren't that many ridiculously strong unmarried inari, though. I'm sure everyone who would want a powerful fox waifu will get one, but that's more because of the hugbox nature of the setting itself.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:24:18 No.19312429

>>19312203
While it's true that very few anons care about the whole JRPG medieval fantasy aspect if MGE and thus they ignore the benefits becoming an elementalist bring, I don't think that's the main reason why they don't get much love.
The 4 elementals are just too boring and plain, even if you consider everything from WG2 about them they still don't offer much as wives.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:28:08 No.19312448

>>19312282
I'm pretty sure the elemental magic of an elementalist is at least an order of magnitude stronger than an otherwise equally strong mage using elemental magic. Or at least it'd be less draining/easier to use. Let me see if there are any relevant passages from the elemental guidebook about how unique the powers of elementalists are.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:29:26 No.19312455

>>19312372
>I mean yeah, but you could also just fuck something like a high-tailed Inari and then have really great magic in every discipline instead of just one.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. Access to strong magic doesn't equal adeptness at every kind of magic.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:36:41 No.19312480

>>19312448
Well here's one thing of note:

>“Dark elementals”, which may simply be referred to as “elementals” along with other types of elementals, are monsterized elementals that have had sex with their covenanters a countless number of times and stored up vast power within their body by taking in vast amounts of mana. They are the highest rank beings among the elementals, and compared to monsterized elementals, they have overwhelming power. Their abilities are ranked among the highest of all monsters including those other than elementals.

In other words dark elementals are high rank monsters, making them notable for that. Further, they have the whole "cause nature to not be impartial toward people" ability going on.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:42:49 No.19312511

>>19312455
DE is a natural booster to magic of all kinds, so any species that has or generates a lot of DE is going to make you significantly better.
I mean sure it’s an even bigger booster to lewd magics, but that doesn’t make it not applicable to the rest. That’s probably half the reason some Dark Mages went monster to begin with. The world guides mention that, while high-rank MGs could easily use their magical ability to level a town, they have no desire to use it in that way.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:48:29 No.19312534

>>19312511
Its a booster to your mana levels, which can lead to a boost in magic if you have the skill for it. It doesn't equal proficiency at any given magic, let alone the ability to just use all kinds automatically.

Anyway, more to the point:

>As the name suggests, “elemental magic” is sorcery that uses power borrowed from an elemental. In contrast with other kinds of sorcery that use the mana found within the human body, or the mamono mana found within the bodies of monsters, elemental magic makes it possible to employ extremely powerful spells using the elements of the natural world: water, fire, wind, and earth. Strong elemental magic specialized in each attribute using the power of nature is more powerful than ordinary magic, and at times, it can even exhibit enough might to alter terrain.

>Also, other mages that use their own vital energy can run into predicaments. If they use too many spells and run out of energy, their body becomes exhausted and, in the worst case scenario, they will end up passing out, but since an elementalist substitutes it with elements from the natural world, even if an elemental's elements run out, the caster won't get exhausted or pass out.

>However, since it is necessary to borrow elements from an elemental in order to use elemental magic, if the elemental herself were to run out of elements, or, although I don't think it's possible, also in the case where one neglected to have regular sex with the elemental and didn't receive the elements, elemental magic cannot be used. Also, when an elemental refuses, elemental magic can't be used.

>Additionally, one of the factors that determines the strength of elemental magic is whether or not the body and soul of the elementalist and the elemental have communed and become one. For that reason, elementalists and elementals must usually be in a trusting, loving relationship as lovers or husband and wife, and it's important for them to have intimate knowledge of one another's body and heart through days of physical contact and sex.

So it seems elemental magic has various advantages compared to other forms of magic. Its more limited in application since it is limited to the elements (as opposed to teleportation magic and such), but the user has more endurance and power compared to a non-elementalist using the same kind of magic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:52:47 No.19312547 File: 182 KB, 914x1055, 1487285828392.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310711 >Ehh? I'm supposed to attack the fluffy dragon girl to get her dagger?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:52:50 No.19312549
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>>19312534
On a related note, there are some things you just don't joke about if you're an elementalist.

>The entirety of the elemental changes to be joined with the covenanter and to belong exclusively to the covenanter. In this way, a covenant with a monsterized elemental is an extremely serious thing. Those who have experienced out of this world sex with these monsters would never want to leave them in the first place, but regardless it's impossible to annul a covenant once it has been bound. If one were to joke about annulling the covenant, since a monsterized elemental wouldn't want to lose her covenanter, she'd totally ravish him enough to transform herself into a dark elemental and consume his mind with pleasure so that he could never even joke about leaving her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 08:56:26 No.19312560 >>19312311 Dating a hinezumi almost makes you wish for a nice nuclear winter

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:00:14 No.19312578

>>19312203
>Well consider that the elementals are only there for power and land corruption and unlike he angels have no way of not going dark
>People here hate the idea of having power
No, rather what kind of a pleb mage needs to rely on power borrowed from someone else.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:13:08 No.19312626 >>19311793 Would Alps then be the third race to make the even dirtier half-breeds?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:14:31 No.19312637 File: 665 KB, 960x1004, They're serious aren't they.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19310740 WIIIIIIIIDDDEEEE Wurm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:15:36 No.19312644 >>19312637 What the fuck does that image have to do with anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:17:10 No.19312663 >>19311475 Loli and undead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:17:52 No.19312667 >>19312637 Go away

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:35:50 No.19312762 >>19312578 ...anime power of love and friendship?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:39:46 No.19312786 Which monster girl has the better feeling pussy, Kikis or Shogs?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:42:33 No.19312805

>>19312578
Depending on the magic system a setting uses and how you look at it, most magic could be borrowed.
Like the power of the elements not being your own and you're only harnessing them, powers coming as a result of a god's blessing or using catalysts such as crystals.

Besides you're looking at it wrong, you can already have power in the first place and use elementals to give you a little extra. It's like asking why a millionaire would want even more money, more is always good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:42:40 No.19312806 >>19312786 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167267 It's not even a contest.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:46:26 No.19312824 >>19310730 >You'll never be her mar mar

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:47:04 No.19312826 File: 3.04 MB, 2400x2170, dragonfruit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:49:06 No.19312840 >>19312806 https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3136314 Also the benefits of Shog is that you could have a Shog orgy with just one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:49:31 No.19312843 File: 3.50 MB, 3000x1649, sniffing the maids.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19312786 I'm unable to decide, I'll have to try them both out!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:51:23 No.19312859 >>19311972 Really? If anything its undine and ignis that are underused.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:53:11 No.19312870 >>19312549 There needs to be a follow up image of undine holding him down If I had money i would commission it with swirling vortexes going around them

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:53:55 No.19312876 >>19312826 Plant Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 09:55:46 No.19312888 >>19312826 As long as she doesn't fuse me with a tree.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:27:57 No.19313037 Friendly reminder that there is nothing wrong with kissing your little MG daughterus on the mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:31:36 No.19313053 Would feline monstergirls give their husbands/daughterus tongue baths?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:33:13 No.19313058 File: 266 KB, 811x644, nya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313053 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:40:14 No.19313081 >>19313053 >>19313058 >Wait... what are you... >bizzare gutteral noise indicating strange pleasure Nyah-ha-ha!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:41:54 No.19313093 File: 140 KB, 1000x1000, 9B686F4A-EAA1-43CD-8CFA-214E2B80DEBD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Baby Snake >A girl denied her upsies

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:46:21 No.19313110 >>19313093 HUGS THAT KILL

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:57:09 No.19313168 >>19313110 WON'T YOU GIVE THEM TO ME

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:58:24 No.19313175 File: 500 KB, 1100x944, wanttostayhometodayanata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313168 Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 10:59:25 No.19313182 File: 136 KB, 1018x1440, DgvNqXIU0AEwtHd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Houristaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:04:14 No.19313210 >19313037 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:06:01 No.19313218 File: 39 KB, 1000x1000, 1529975515106.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313093

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:14:53 No.19313259 >>19313182 Sweet delicious meat. She’s begging for a baby

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:15:55 No.19313263 >>19313218 Her rage, all consuming

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:16:35 No.19313266 File: 85 KB, 371x550, Zombie_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] IT'S ALIVE

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:22:09 No.19313291 File: 1.06 MB, 1517x1075, hikagemiia-2_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313110 >>19313168 >>19313175

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:32:28 No.19313336 Is it weird I put about as much thought into my human characters as my MG characters? Both major and minor?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:34:35 No.19313344 >>19313336 I mean, I feel like writing quality would be worse if you didn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:56:14 No.19313443 Can you make a covenant with all 4 of the elementals?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:58:08 No.19313454 >>19313443 Yes, but know this. Doing so will result in a transformation in yourself. A transformation into CAPTAIN PLANET!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 11:58:24 No.19313456 >>19313443 Yes. What I want to know is can a monstergirl form a covenant with an elemental completely non-sexually.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:01:28 No.19313472 >>19313443 >>19313456 Saphirette has all four elementals.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:01:59 No.19313473 >>19313454 Only if you manage to find Eros's heart elemental.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:03:21 No.19313481 >>19313336 Character's a character; you're not doing it right if you're not thinking about both lots and equally.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:05:30 No.19313492 >>19310100 Tonguejob paizuri best paizuri

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:21:33 No.19313582
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I always thought it was odd that Lava Golems aren’t elementals but are “Magic Material” type, implying they’re a magic-infused creation of some sort.
I wonder if they were ever used as something like forges.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:22:43 No.19313586 >>19313582 I bet they call their wombs forges.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 12:33:21 No.19313631 >>19313586 Dammit, they would, wouldn’t they. Also I checked and found out that Lava Golems can even be found in the snowy regions, they’re just more mellowed out there. This annoys the Ice Queen.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:07:36 No.19313761 >>19313182 The perfect size of big, both in body and in love.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:11:45 No.19313782 File: 1.67 MB, 1500x1000, having_a_hot_wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313582 >>19313586 >>19313631 Lava golems are olev.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:15:15 No.19313794 File: 111 KB, 733x732, DfgXMjEUcAENK95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:18:03 No.19313815 File: 78 KB, 459x537, monster_arachnee_self_help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Amazon are geniuses.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:19:17 No.19313818 >>19313794 My dick is too big to smash her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:25:19 No.19313845 File: 2.84 MB, 2000x2000, __raijuu_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_sookmo__467026cc5da14e07e268c6f5e0656d66.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You gonna get zapped.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:27:25 No.19313857 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, zappy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313845 Until you cum.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:27:38 No.19313860 File: 454 KB, 1017x1200, 4E3088FA-31AC-41C2-8DBA-C2DB301DE38B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313815 Your tribute is puny, yet appreciated

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:27:54 No.19313863 File: 1.39 MB, 1125x2337, wan_bullying_2_electric_boogaloo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19313845 No bully

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:32:32 No.19313890 File: 416 KB, 1638x2048, DgoKucAV4AAOT70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:34:38 No.19313908 >>19313890 Thumbnail reminds me of Midna for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:35:29 No.19313913 >>19313890 >Mofu Style >Forbidden Art >Fluffy Tail Touches You Omae wa mofuderu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:36:48 No.19313919 >>19313908 Probably the colors

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:38:26 No.19313928 >Have a Hellhound waifu >Put headphones in her ears >Play an extremely acute and disturbing sound at maximum volume What would happen next?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:39:24 No.19313933 >>19313928 She'd curl up and cry and you'd get the cops called on you for domestic abuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:39:54 No.19313938 >>19313928 Remember over the weekend with >How to make her angry >How she gets revenge Something like that

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:40:19 No.19313939 >>19313890 Who's the artist? Saucenao and IQDB aren't helping.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:44:25 No.19313966 File: 143 KB, 540x304, 811.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boredom Somebody bring up a subject i can get mildly interested about.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:44:33 No.19313968 >>19313933 >and then anon dies alone

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:44:46 No.19313970 >>19313938 Is it just "rough rape where with spicy sex where she playfully tells you how she is going to punish you" or "rough rape to the point you get a black eye and a daughter out of it"?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:45:48 No.19313975 >>19313933 Jinko cops in heat?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:47:17 No.19313987 >>19313975 That would make the hellhound too upset. Not only she recieved abuse her husband was also raped.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:48:18 No.19313994 >>19313975 >>19313987 Mindflayer cops who turn up the husband's sensitivity by 1000% and hold him down for his victim to take revenge on?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:49:00 No.19313998

>>19313928
She’d curl up and scream and rip them out of her ears. After you have your laugh, she’ll play it off and rape you hard to get back. The next morning, you wake up to your hands and legs tied to the bed frame with a pair of speakers beside either ear. https://youtube.com/watch?v=SEy_7dAFlqk plays on loop on max volume for the next 10 hours as she rapes you without break while she’s wearing nois cancelling headphones. Don’t worry though, mana protects husbands from harm during sex. You just have to keeps having sex the whole time if you want to save your hearing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:50:08 No.19314004 >>19313966 Big tiddies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:50:11 No.19314005 >>19313994 >Being raped by an angry Hellhound with 1000% sensitivity I don't think her womb can handle all that cum, she is going to get quintuplets out of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:51:12 No.19314013 >>19313966 How about Oni parties? I like the idea of lying my head between Oni tits while drinking alcohol. Or drunkenly challenging an oni to a loser takes a shot video game

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:52:12 No.19314018 >>19313994 Something like that. >>19314005 But what anon forgot to say there is that the flayer would mess with your brain so hard you wouldn't be able to cum unless the wife said so.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:54:32 No.19314029 https://youtu.be/KOlC7-EYC80

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:58:06 No.19314057

>>19313966
Imagine you and your species of choice buying and renovating your first house together. It’s hard work painting and buying furniture and such, but you would have your very own space you designed and yourself to live out your days and raise a family.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 13:58:06 No.19314058 >>19313966 That gif is making me imagine being in college with a goth Arachne roommate.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:01:54 No.19314086 >>19314058 Like the one from James and the Giant Peach?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:02:43 No.19314089 File: 511 KB, 751x1052, 69162733_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a wight to spoil me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:05:52 No.19314107 >>19314086 That one wasn't goth, she was either a hipster or French.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:08:13 No.19314115 >>19314107 Whatever she was kind of hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:09:10 No.19314122 >>19314115 You're gross

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:12:01 No.19314144
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>>19314089
Why not take it a step further and play a role in a Phantom story about a noble woman who falls desperately in love with a peasant who has it stuck in his mind that no such rich and beautiful woman could ever take interest in him? There would be plenty of spoiling and sweet talk until (you) the peasant finally realize that her feelings are real.
Can you imagine how hard a Wight would spoil you if it was her only way of making you acknowledge her love?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:12:09 No.19314146 File: 132 KB, 772x1034, mge_the_kidnapping_by_cerberus123-d7fn28x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:16:06 No.19314163
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>>19313966
What sort of strategies do you think couples use to make it to the center of tentacle forests successfully?

Teleportation is obvious but I assume the tentacle plants would regard that as cheating and the Treasured Child Trees would refuse to produce the fertility nectar. After all the whole point of the Treasured Child Tree is a lure so the tentacles get plenty of food and rarely actually have to sacrifice the nectar.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:20:19 No.19314190 >>19314163 feels bad that we will never have living tentacle onahole

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:20:41 No.19314192 >>19314122 NO U.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:21:22 No.19314198 >>19314115 She needs to be a tad more human

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:21:39 No.19314201 >>19314163 Magic barriers for sure, maybe trying to fly over it too.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:24:23 No.19314212

>>19314163
What if
>No one can teleport to the tree because it can be located with magic, jor has anyone found it normally
>The wandering scholar, as usual, only received secondhand knowledge of the tree
>The tree doesn't really exist
>A Tentacle just told him a lie to attract
hopeful couples
>The bonding they go through trying to reach the center (and the sex they end up having on the countless failures) strengthens their love as a couple
>This love (and furious mating) is what really produces an offspring

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:26:09 No.19314220 >>19314163 >cockatrice running through tentacle forest at super fast speeds Could she make it?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:29:40 No.19314227 >>19314220 >Trips on a vine >Laughing tentacle noises

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:33:18 No.19314234 >>19314220 It may not matter, since its implied both the man and the monster have to make it there together. And indeed its due to the man that so many attempts fail, thanks to those man marionette tentacles.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:36:11 No.19314246 >>19314163 I'm married to a Night Gaunt. I could just fly us there easily but the treatment probably wouldn't be effective.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:37:21 No.19314250 >>19314227 Is it morally wrong to rape a tentacle'd Cockatrice? I'd love to skip the whole running after her part.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:39:00 No.19314258 >>19314163 What if the tree actually allows monsters to give birth to incubi?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:39:33 No.19314261 >>19313998 I just yell LOUDER, LOUDER, HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR!

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:40:27 No.19314267
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>>19314212
That sounds like a conspiracy theory anon, you really think tentacles would be so fiendish as to play with the hearts of couples like that? Or that after all these years the truth would not have come out?

I say the treasured child trees are real, the description is pretty detailed after all too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:42:04 No.19314276 >>19314258 Mere tentacle plants changing the settings more than the Mamono Lord is currently able to? Seems unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:48:33 No.19314301 File: 448 KB, 640x764, 4DaJlDBBmot-6SHA4xjIy26PLi2OhTK5hsyfIf4r1HU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you dare?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:48:42 No.19314303 >>19313966 Since you didn't say it had to relate to MG, why not give a listen to Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcast, more specifically, his series of The Great War

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:49:47 No.19314309 >>19314234 That makes the situation way more tricky. >>19314250 >cockatrice with her arms bound, ass stuffed and mouth gagged by tentacles I'm not saying it would be right to take her virgin pussy but it would be quite tempting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:49:49 No.19314310 >>19314250 >Tactfully luring a cockatrice into the tentacle forest >Getting her caught >Raping her from behind >Vines assist you in crazy-strong jackhammering I see nothing wrong with this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:50:02 No.19314311 >>19314301 No, spammer.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:50:23 No.19314315 >>19314301 >reduced to a tiny testicle pimple no thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:51:03 No.19314321 >>19314250 >>19314310 Tentacle forests are for faggots and cuckolds.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:52:42 No.19314329 >>19314315 >he doesn't want to become a symbiotic part of his waifu Look at him and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 14:56:46 No.19314343 I want to only fuck my Kikimora maid in the ass until she snaps and forces me to inseminate her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:01:42 No.19314368 >>19314321 And what of those that don't want to wait decades or centuries to get pregnant?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:09:58 No.19314399 >>19314368 Pump your wife full of fertility drugs almost to the point of mind break and then cum harder, like a normal person.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:14:07 No.19314418

>>19314399
And what fertility drugs would those be exactly? We don't know if any effective ones exist in the MGE aside from the treasured child tree. Yes there are some things that may boost fertility, like the tentacle medicine, but it doesn't seem confirmed.

Also I think you need to read up on what the tentacles do to monster/human couples. They don't rape the monster, they just act as tools for the man in having sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:35:51 No.19314503 >>19314418 The Sabbath has to be working on fertility enhancers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:37:20 No.19314508 File: 719 KB, 960x960, 4pUG7nV_zVL__K3kqqsrir-dmpJt-X_Ou3sTUy1JMpU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens if a gaijin human woman monsterizes into a Zipangu monster?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:38:50 No.19314509 >>19314508 Gal?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:42:17 No.19314524 >>19314321 Whatever you say bro

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:44:27 No.19314532 >>19314508 thats one pink Ushi.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:45:04 No.19314534 File: 12 KB, 400x300, 4p7sf3citpnz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19314368 If throwing a woman down a flight of stairs can end a pregnancy Then throwing a woman up a flight of stairs will induce one .

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:45:50 No.19314537 >>19314343 Kikimoras are highly disciplined and would never go against their master unless it was for his own good. >Kikimora calmly suggests that you now cum solely in her womb because she has determined that becoming a father would be best for you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:46:27 No.19314541 >>19314534 I guess that's why they call it "knock up"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:47:21 No.19314544 File: 170 KB, 720x1280, inktober2017day21furious_by_chloegeek-dbrhz8p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19314534 >monsterboy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:49:28 No.19314558 Its technically possible that your wife gets pregnant on the first go. It is just ridiculously unlikely, like winning the lottery or lower. How would your waifu react if she got pregnant the first time she rapes you? How would you react?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:52:50 No.19314582 >>19314558 She would act like the wonderful blushing bride she always is and shower both of us in praise. I’d probably feel proud, but terrified since I’m not at a point in my life where I’m ready to have a child, yet. I need like 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:54:52 No.19314593 >>19314558 You wouldn’t know though. Like it can take weeks to months to find out if you aren’t testing for it, and I assume you’d be having sex at least slightly more often than that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:59:13 No.19314627 >>19314593 >implying monsters can't feel themselves being impregnated It's like that insemination view in all the best cg sets.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 15:59:16 No.19314628 >>19314321 The way I see it they are mostly for haremfags with rare species as members.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:00:05 No.19314635 >>19314593 Its headcanon, but I assume that upon getting pregnant monster girls get a particularily intense orgasm or something that tells them they are pregnant.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:03:50 No.19314654
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>>19314593
One theory I've heard that seems pretty reasonable is that any monster sensitive enough to mana would be able to detect the new mana growing within her, i.e. would know very quickly that she is pregnant.

At the very least we know that all MGE zombie-like monsters have this ability. To quote:

>For an undead, the sense of life she gets at the moment of conception is the greatest happiness she can ever know as an organism, and as a monster female. During pregnancy, at the moment of the child's birth, and even afterwards, this joy will always remain with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:05:56 No.19314665 >>19314544 What would Xavier look as a chick?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:07:25 No.19314677 File: 70 KB, 512x512, something.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I forgot about the slime carrier

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:13:25 No.19314705 >>19314677 Understandable, they're one of those profiles that's easy to interpret in a fairly nightmarish way. Cerberus' comic has a pretty likable one though, and KC's extra art of one in the MGE volume 2 helps a bit too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:16:41 No.19314729 File: 72 KB, 680x809, snek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:16:59 No.19314732

>>19314677
The girl sitting on a mound of slime is not a great design. I like to headcanon a situation where the girl is mostly the same and the slime can talk to or act as a partner/assistant to the girl, while also helping her rationalize and give into monstrous desires.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:18:38 No.19314737 >>19314677 The tsunderes greatest aide.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:30:16 No.19314789

>>19314732
The extra art actually hints at such a scenario. It shows the slime carrier from the profile but without the external slime. The caption states she was rescued and the external slime removed, and that her formerly foul temperament grew much more pleasant, but that ignorance of her hidden monstrous nature would have "grave consequences."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:32:16 No.19314800 >>19314789 Is that KC being chunni, is there something I’m missing?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:33:37 No.19314813 >>19314800 The slime was actually hiding inside her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:35:06 No.19314822 >>19314800 Either the former pleasure she tasted corrupted her or there exists latent slime in her lymphatic system, biding its time.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:36:49 No.19314832 >>19314813 >>19314822 As long as she’s fine with it, I’m fine with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:48:06 No.19314897 File: 524 KB, 1240x730, 55044774_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That's not how you eat ice cream Kraken-san.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:49:50 No.19314906

>>19314800
I forgot the first line, stating that removing the external slime "does nothing" as far as changing her nature as a monster girl. And yes, as the profile notes, the parasite slime is still a part of her, having fused with her body inside her.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:50:15 No.19314909 File: 148 KB, 1200x1200, 1530219015907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your order has arrived.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:51:42 No.19314914 File: 47 KB, 400x400, 1518270648013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19314909

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 16:59:27 No.19314948 File: 340 KB, 900x1200, 1503107256072.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19314729

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:03:29 No.19314966 File: 293 KB, 692x873, Lilim183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a daily reminder that lilim are the best monsterrace

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:05:05 No.19314974 File: 211 KB, 1200x1125, Bunyip5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19314966 >lilim That's an odd way to spell bunyips.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:06:03 No.19314979 >>19314966 Ilassa is a nerd! And a kissless virgin!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:12:05 No.19315023 >>19314974 Bunyips could use a massive pair of wings. Saving it for quetzalcoatl, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:13:45 No.19315043 >>19315023 >Winged snakes Between the tail and the wings, there is no better hugger in the world.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:21:55 No.19315101 >>19314966 Lilim cuddles are only outclassed by Demon cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:22:09 No.19315104 >>19315023 True but keep in mind bunyips don't have any feathers other than the feathers they attach to their masks.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:28:00 No.19315127 >>19314558 >Have sex with a loli Jinko >She gets pregnant >She experiences childbirth before her first mating season Silly but arousing idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:28:48 No.19315134 >>19315104 The thought holds no regard to their bird mask or motif. Big wings are majestic.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:39:20 No.19315193 >>19315127 Gonna scratch her ears and rub her belly

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:42:28 No.19315217 >>19314966 Boring

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:42:50 No.19315221 File: 361 KB, 600x600, Kraken1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315101 Both pale before the might of kraken cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:45:37 No.19315238 File: 136 KB, 545x542, 1530222337562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hot dog.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:50:01 No.19315273

>>19314832
What if she hates it on a moral level and believes that every waking moment is a disgrace to her dignity, but experiences so much pleasure that she actually enjoys it far more than she dislikes it?
>Slime spreads her legs and molests her in front of you
>She has a look of hatred and disgust on her face
>She keeps talking about how no matter what you or that cursed slime to do her she will never yield into obscenity
>You make her cum so hard that she ahegaos from you just putting it in
>She then goes right back to her angry face and repeats that nothing will break her spirit only for the slime to penetrate her ass and make her violently cum again

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:50:29 No.19315280 I'm going to swear in front of Titania-nee!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:52:00 No.19315296 >>19315280 She's gonna give you cereal with no milk

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:53:10 No.19315303 >>19315221 A Kraken can't caress your soul and make you feel warm and loved down to the very core of your being.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:53:17 No.19315307 >>19315296 ...I'll be good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:54:02 No.19315311 >>19315296 What kind of cereal though?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:54:20 No.19315313 File: 376 KB, 1083x835, squosh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315303 I wonder who's behind this post

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:56:22 No.19315329 File: 1.53 MB, 2200x1800, B&W Snowy - Hotdog inna hotdog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315238

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:58:07 No.19315340 >>19315313 Hey now mindflayer, playing my brain's pleasure center like a fiddle doesn't equal caressing my soul, though I guess it does feel just as good.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 17:59:36 No.19315352 >>19315273 She’s clearly not fine with it then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:03:48 No.19315382 >>19314966 Would a lilim still love you if you could only give her high succubus daughters?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:03:52 No.19315383

>>19315352
If the slime quietly retracted into her and gave her back full control of her body she'd go crazy from the lack of sexual stimulation within hours and she'd be trying her hardest to get you to rape her.
She loves it far more than she hates it but cannot accept that fact thus she only shows how much she hates it. Think of it like an advanced form of tsundere.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:09:22 No.19315416 >>19315382 I thought you could only give them high succubi daughters to begin with.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:09:42 No.19315419 >>19315311 Bran. And there's no prize in the box!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:09:43 No.19315420 >>19315382 Powerful daughters are cause for celebration yes, but a daughter is a precious proof of love regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:10:52 No.19315424 >>19315416 If the husbando is strong enough, the daughter ends up a lilim. Otherwise, arch-succubus.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:12:46 No.19315435 File: 220 KB, 1250x850, Baphomet122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315424 Show where KC said this.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:13:03 No.19315436 >>19315296 How bad are we talking? Beep sounds, “frick” or “heck”?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:13:52 No.19315442 >>19315424 >>19315435 >Show where *Show me where Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:14:37 No.19315448 >>19315435 Ask Maritan, she said it in these threads

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:15:40 No.19315455 >>19315382 She isn't an Echidna, giving birth to powerful daughters isn't her life goal. As long as your daughters don't end up lonely CC virgins who don't even try to rape then she'll be more than happy with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:16:40 No.19315464 >>19315448 I need sources, not Chinese Whispers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:18:01 No.19315479 >>19315464 Basically she asked KC at one point. Its not in the official material but it does make sense given that we know an established rule of the setting is that powerful husbands produce powerful daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:18:29 No.19315488 >>19315435 >>/jp/thread/S16080717#p16084469 Only real contact with KC and Exet these threads have. It's essentially spoilers but KC spoils future releases all the time. >>19315464 You don't need anything, you want them you dummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:20:59 No.19315518 File: 117 KB, 295x187, Cows need rest too.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please enjoy a brief rest with cow-chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:22:02 No.19315528 >>19315518 Big tits!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:30:27 No.19315590 >>19314665 >MyEyes_spongebob.mp4

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:31:56 No.19315599 >>19315127 Lolis aren't for impregnation. It's a good thing monsters are already insanely low-fertility so you can safely come inside anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 18:54:26 No.19315712 >>19315599 But I want to see a bapho with a pregnant belly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:00:56 No.19315751 >>19315712 Baphos are for anal only.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:01:29 No.19315754 >>19315712 How would that work with the pseudo-incest “big brother” thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:02:39 No.19315763 File: 28 KB, 352x352, Succubus51.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315488 What separates an arch-succubus from a vanilla succubus?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:03:34 No.19315766 >>19315763 Her lewd powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:05:37 No.19315778 >>19315763 Accessories

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:07:41 No.19315794 >>19315763 If arch imps are anything to go by then they are just on average more powerful, have some kind of minor distinguishing physical feature, and perhaps one special ability that vanilla succubi lack.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:07:50 No.19315795 >>19315778 What kind of accessories?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:10:37 No.19315805 >>19315795 Tote bags

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:13:18 No.19315813 File: 162 KB, 650x790, Ultra Lilim Sisters 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which front are you on anon? MGs being normal at vidya and can be defeated by men or MGs are bullshit and are naturally better at everything including vidya.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:15:24 No.19315819 >>19315813 HFY and MFY are both bad. That’s all I have to say about that.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:15:43 No.19315821 File: 1.45 MB, 2600x1440, the_undead_by_themasterofantics-d79u0y8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would undead monsters be allowed to testify against their killers in murder trials?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:15:46 No.19315822 >>19315813 Being normal. I don't see why they'd be top shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:17:02 No.19315827 File: 122 KB, 222x416, CheshireCat164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315819 >muh "both sides are wrong" fallacy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:18:40 No.19315836 >>19315827 That's not a fallacy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:19:51 No.19315839 File: 1.79 MB, 2000x2000, GAZE....upon the best girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315819 It's actually neutral ground and MFY anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:20:03 No.19315840 >>19315821 >LonelyPhantomHoldingTheCamera.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:20:31 No.19315842 >>19315827 >shitpost with "CheshireCat[number]" filename Hmm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:21:45 No.19315849 >>19315836 Refusing to take a side doesn't make you smart.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:23:31 No.19315857 >>19315849 Calling opinions you don't like fallacious makes you an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:23:58 No.19315860 >>19315712 I'm a big fan of Baphos, but that is something I am disgusted by.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:24:53 No.19315866 >>19315849 >(falsely) attempts to call out a fallacy >while using the black-or-white fallacy

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:25:10 No.19315868 >>19315860 Casual.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:27:00 No.19315882 >>19315763 Her sexual experience.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:30:19 No.19315907 >>19315763 >>19315766 It's the difference between a girl who can stop you in your tracks with grazing touch... And a girl who can turn your knees to jello with the same action. A Lilim would bring you to your knees with a raging boner

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:33:33 No.19315919 File: 497 KB, 1000x1169, 62753959_p7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:33:46 No.19315921 >>19315712 I guess the ones that are permanently like that got to do what they got to do, but recreational sex only for the actual lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:34:26 No.19315922 >>19315919 I want to sniff that rubber ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:35:20 No.19315927 Here's a prompt for the thread to play with >You're strapped to a table with nothing on but your boxers (or briefs) >Your waifu (or favorite species) walks in and sees you What happens next?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:36:19 No.19315932 >>19315813 Monsters are clearly superior to mankind so obviously they would be better at video games. Its amazing how mankind manage to survive without them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:37:07 No.19315937 >>19315932 Druella pls go

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:41:25 No.19315956

>>19315927
One of my biggest fantasies is being chained down as a vampire marvels at my body
>Traces her nails along my chest
>Runs her fingers through my hair
>Whispers in my ear about how delicious I look

Do vampires breath such that I would feel her hot breath on my neck? Or would her biting down come as a sudden surprise?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:42:41 No.19315966

>>19315927
She'd sort of freeze up, and get all blushy and start smiling. She'd wag her tail and put her paws on her cheeks, and maybe whisper something under her breath about how much she loves me. Then she'd run and go change into a nice latex catsuit and get out some neat femdom gear.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:46:36 No.19315993 >>19315937 Who is this Druella you're speaking of?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:48:42 No.19316002 >>19315927 No thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:51:17 No.19316016 File: 124 KB, 441x554, Kunoichi7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19315927 She would probably take advantage of me like the monster girl that she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:51:47 No.19316020 >>19315993 Druella is number one!

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:51:48 No.19316021

>>19315956
>After draining you for what seemed like an eternity, she finally releases your neck
>As you fade in and out of consciousness, she cups your head and pulls it close to her face
>Her other hand runs down your back, leaving a pleasant, tingling sensation in your spine
>Looking you dead in the eyes, she asks you
"Will you love me forever?"
>Her eyes shine with a bizzare light and you feel your nouth struggling to form words
>Just before you can answer her, you pass out from a mix of exhaustion and overstimulation

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:54:24 No.19316030 I want a yandere monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:55:56 No.19316037 >>19315435 Is there a translation for this profile?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:56:45 No.19316040 >>19316030 Who doesn't?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:57:35 No.19316047 >>19316040 Me.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 19:59:25 No.19316057 How do refined girls like inari, vampires, wights, ice queens and pharaohs act when drunk?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:03:00 No.19316081 >>19316057 Up to where they live, you will end with a vampire that wants to suck more than blood and a Pharaoh that will use her pussy as a sarcophagus for someone dick, not literally

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:03:44 No.19316088 >>19316040 Only prancing lala homo men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:04:40 No.19316095 File: 721 KB, 1206x1200, 69408880_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316030 Same, and add some height difference to the mix.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:07:53 No.19316112 >>19316040 >>19316095 What do you guys think it would be like? Would we be locked inside our rooms, tied to the bed or something else?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:08:34 No.19316114 >>19316081 Nice job Anon. You just made me think up an entirely new fantasy Pharaoh (or Anubis) Bondage Add some ASMR and sight deprivation

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:09:29 No.19316120 >>19316112 Locked inside the house.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:11:46 No.19316131 File: 154 KB, 960x870, zlsTTRN_DQFv6a5Y-mxTCG3CwR-d5tTvvIUpSDV6EBU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316037 >>/jp/thread/S19042915#p19048782

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:17:12 No.19316151 File: 78 KB, 741x1200, DYdMPCnV4AArfly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:17:21 No.19316152 >>19316114 So you mean being mummified expect for your ears. moth, and dick as you're used as a sex toy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:18:44 No.19316158 >>19315795 Poofy hats

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:23:15 No.19316175 >>19316151 Wow! The one and only hottest cook in hell!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:38:01 No.19316254 File: 111 KB, 1000x1500, 81Alem1fFpL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How long should it take for Gremlins to make advancements in mecha musume technology?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:45:07 No.19316303 Meaty Masochistic Manticores

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:45:42 No.19316311 >>19316254 Visors that make Basilisks able to see people without blasting them with their gaze would be popular.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:54:14 No.19316361 >>19316311 Don't forget though that seeing a man they want with their own eyes also causes a basilisk to ravish such a man on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:54:20 No.19316363 >>19316311 But they’d lose significant moe points.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:57:28 No.19316380 >>19316361 Did you just not read his post?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:58:43 No.19316386

>bring a cave-found atlach-nacha wife or an adopted daughterwife one home
>she wants to learn to cook because she "doesn't want to depend on scum like you to do it"
>keeps cooking for you, and calls you a fuckup that shouldn't be trusted with it anyway and should just shut up and let her do it

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 20:59:55 No.19316391 Man I just realized its been like months since I ever browsed around here. Did we ever get more side two translations?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:00:19 No.19316394 >>19316363 They'd trade out moe for something that looks cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:00:27 No.19316396 >>19316254 basilisk venom in a flashlight

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:02:47 No.19316411 >>19316380 Did you?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:05:19 No.19316430

>>19316152
Maybe
Maybe Not

Perhaps the Anubis would like to punish me by casting the mummies curse and seeing how many times I cum before she fully encases me in bandages. Naturally, she starts over whenever I dirty the bandages. And how could she resist touching my exposed skin with all the cute noises I make?

Or perhaps the Pharaoh would like to keep me close as she sleeps. Locking the two of us in a sarcophagus and whispering comforting things in my ear to keep me calm.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:05:33 No.19316432 >>19316411 "With their own eyes" is literally the opposite of being technologically-aided

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:12:59 No.19316463 >>19316432 Your interpretation would be literal to a retarded degree even if this wasn’t both translated from Japanese and was originally written by a man who avoids absolutes like the plague.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:16:20 No.19316483 >>19316361 What's with no fun faggots like you that respond like this to any out-of-the-box hypothetical?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:17:49 No.19316486

>>19316432
I'm pretty sure a visor counts. Its not any kind of magic from their eyes or anything like that that causes a basilisk to go wild with lust, its the simple fact that she normally can't see and is overwhelmed at actually being able to see a man.

Note the wording before it talks about their reaction, stating

>the mask also has the role of making it so they won't confirm a man by sight.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:18:08 No.19316488 >>19316430 >Mummy's Curse >an Anubis' soft pawpads and fur running over your body >her "accidentally" allowing for a piece of bandages to lightly drag over your most sensitive areas Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:19:45 No.19316495 >>19316430 I'm a man of simpler tastes for this. I'd get bond up as an offering and used by a Pharaoh.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:20:01 No.19316498

>>19316483
I'm not trying to ruin fun, ideally the response would be a way to deal with the complication I brought up.

For instance, a basilisk could train herself to build up resistance to her ravish instinct so she could at least go out in public for a few hours without going crazy. She could start by staring at paintings of men, then photos or videos of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:20:37 No.19316501 >>19316483 I think the no fun faggot would be the guy trying to make Basilisks function like every other snek.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:21:02 No.19316506 >>19316081 >Ice Queen Can elementals even get drunk? I could see her start selling alcoholic popsicles though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:21:16 No.19316509 >>19316501 >snek opinion discarded

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:24:32 No.19316522 >>19316509 That's all you've got?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:26:27 No.19316529 >>19316522 Yeah since I'm not going to make someone else's argument I just don't like shitty overused meme baby-talk

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:31:16 No.19316552 File: 53 KB, 990x757, 1508879361273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316529 Sweet. How about "mofu?"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:33:16 No.19316559 >>19316552 That's fine

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:34:10 No.19316564 >>19316506 Gummy bears with vodka tier?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:34:32 No.19316566 File: 2.81 MB, 2689x3375, 100% innocent dogs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316559 'Wans' then.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:35:54 No.19316572 File: 2.49 MB, 1280x1920, tumblr_pa170nMyM31ue18pho1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna pop Cherry's cherry!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:36:31 No.19316578 >>19316566 Why would I be bothered by nicknames of Japanese origin on /jp/? It's the "snek doggo etc." shit that's cancer

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:37:09 No.19316584 File: 144 KB, 900x1224, anubis13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316566 Shit taste in wans desu

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:38:06 No.19316589 >>19316578 Did somebody say weaboo?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:39:11 No.19316594 >>19316589 What fucking board do you think you're on?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:39:45 No.19316601 >>19316578 Anon I don't think the nips actually nickname them "wans."

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:42:15 No.19316618 >>19316594 Anon, your new is showing.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:42:16 No.19316619 >>19316601 I didn't say that and you are digressing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:42:46 No.19316621 Give me big meaty snakes with big meaty 'venom sacks'! They can be fluffy, grape, vanilla, or something else, I just need mah snake!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:43:26 No.19316625 >>19316589 >if you don't like tumblr-talk you're a "weaboo" Just stop

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:45:08 No.19316635 File: 404 KB, 1280x960, 1522901819765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316621

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:45:38 No.19316638 >>19309732 Late as fuck reply, but yes, I am.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:46:08 No.19316642 >>19316584 How rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:46:09 No.19316644 >>19316635 Gonna milk her like a holst.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:48:37 No.19316661 >>19316638 >and so his descent ever deeper into degeneracy began

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:49:05 No.19316664 >>19316661 I'm balancing it out with scenes from Ridley Scott's Legend.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:54:00 No.19316687 >>19316572 I imagine it would be pretty fun to fuck that nerd.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:55:10 No.19316692

>>19316488
>Anubis' Proposed Schedule
>7:00am
>Wake-up blowjob with Anon
>8:00am
>Breakfast with Anon
>9:00am
>Tease Anon with Mummy's Curse
>10:30am
>ASMR session with Anon
>11:30am
>Lunch with Anon
>1:00pm
>Bondage play with Anon
>3:00pm
>Exercise with Anon
>5:00pm
>Shower with Anon
>7:30pm
>Dinner with Anon
>9:00pm
>Mating with Anon
>11:00pm
>Bedtime with Anon

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:55:36 No.19316696

>>19316621
Would you want to be roommates with a big meaty Apophis NEET?
Would you want to spend your life coasting off her obscenely rich mother's money as the two of you live a comfy lewd life together playing video games, watching anime and fucking?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:57:05 No.19316701 >>19316696 That I would, although I'd need to get a job.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:57:05 No.19316702 >>19316692 This sounds like a Graped Anubis' schedule. It has that kind of confidence to it. What would a version where she's spending the whole day teasing anon so the one time they have sex that night is that much more intense look like?

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 21:58:20 No.19316706

>>19316701
But you could live comfortably off her mother's money and not have to leave her alone for long periods of time!
Or are you saving up for something special that she can't see in the payments? Perhaps a little golden something with a gemstone?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:01:17 No.19316725 >>19316702 >Spoiler Identical but with >10:59pm >Let Anon cum >Release Anon from curse added just before bed

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:01:34 No.19316727 >>19316706 Yes to the latter but I can't just live off her mother's money for all time! As much as I'd like to, I gotta do something! It'll make NEET time that much more special as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:06:46 No.19316751 >>19316692 Replace breakfast, teasing, lunch, and bondage with passionate/hardcore breeding and then change ASMR and exercise to cuddling/making out and then we'll be in business!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:12:56 No.19316776 >>19316692 I can just imagine her moving about and humming cute melodies as she goes through her schedule. Having the biggest smile on her face, right up until mating time, when it turns into a lecherous expression with exposed fangs

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:17:07 No.19316798 File: 860 KB, 1011x1024, 54836979_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you ready for your job interview?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:23:59 No.19316829 >>19316566 Thought the daughteru was wearing a confederate flag from the thumbnail, desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:25:51 No.19316837 >>19316798 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:27:01 No.19316839 >>19316798 Will she give me a job that pays more than $30k a year?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:31:54 No.19316851 >>19316829 >tfw KDF is secretly a southern hillbilly redneck It'd explain the incest at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:36:40 No.19316863 >>19316851 Just because I've lived in Texas my whole life doesn't make me a hillbilly redneck anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:38:43 No.19316872 >>19316863 That meme is only limited to Appalachia t. Texan

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:44:08 No.19316893 File: 122 KB, 800x800, 61590143_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316872 Why is this thread like 50% Texans and Canadians? Also Texan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:45:41 No.19316901 >>19316893 Most of 4chan is from Texas

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:46:27 No.19316904 >>19316901 But I'm from Alberta.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:52:02 No.19316919 >>19316904 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:55:13 No.19316932 >>19316901 I believe it. I'm yet another Texan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:57:18 No.19316939 File: 430 KB, 516x501, cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I guess we know where Traitor Central will be when the portals open.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 22:59:40 No.19316949 >>19316939 Stop avatarfagging, retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:01:17 No.19316952 >>19316949 >Wity remark +Cheshire pic = Avatarfagging Congratulations You played yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:02:17 No.19316957 >>19316952 Don't reply to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:02:51 No.19316958 >>19316798 Is this one of those Japanese “Stress Interviews”?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:03:39 No.19316961 >>19316957 Holy shit, you're right! It's some sort of double reverse baiting.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:05:00 No.19316964 >>19316957 >>19316961 Sorry for being so jumpy, but you can't deny it's been an issue.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:05:20 No.19316969 >>19316893 This is a cute picture. If I take out my duel disk, can we have a chunni match telling a each other from across the room while we play? Arizona checking in. Give me that lamia lovin.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:08:19 No.19316977 >>19316798 Why's there a black couch here, why do you have a camera.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:11:52 No.19316993 File: 708 KB, 500x718, 1508767154860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316506 Ice Queens only drink the finest Russian vodka imported from White Horns and get extra touchy feely with their husband

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:16:29 No.19317011 File: 3.55 MB, 1748x2480, 68989584_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19316969 Just be careful, if she gets too into it she may end up dealing more than regular game cards.

Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:18:46 No.19317022

>>19316993
I hate vodaka, but touchy-feely makes me melt.

Literally would have me blushing, stammering, and unable to resist being husbandod. I cannot stress this enough. Doesn't matter if it's a Lilim or a Rata. A Dragon or a Slime. Any species AT ALL.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Jun 28, 2018 23:23:25 No.19317041 >>19317011 That’s fine, as long as we’re dealing with pre-MR4

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