/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19297914
Maids are olev

>>19297914
Fuck Nachos are too good.

>>19297920

I love meaty MGs!

>>19297928
How much for the "special service"? What is the special service?

I fucked up and you can't delete your own OP posts, the other thread was made first and isn't a shitpost so we should use it.

Quality OP, tsun spider best spider.

>>19297947
It happens, crow tengus are lame though.

>>19297940
Thanks Shoggy.

>>19297964
Objectively wrong.

I want to hunt furries with my automaton waifu.

When a Kiki has a lazy as fuck master and her patience ran out

>>19297940
>babby image

>>19297976
>no monster girl with a voice like hanakana.
It's a special kind of suffering.

>>19297953
I think she just needs a hug.

Massive, Milky monster mammaries!
Wolfus, nerd birds, or auotmatons!
All girls need them!

>>19297990
Imagine if you had a daughter with your shoggoth, but she came out looking like this.

>>19297986
Her willingness to try won't outlast my apathy and laziness.

>>19297976
I've been having a lot of thoughts about a story with a Cú Sith recently. Not necessarily a smut idea for obvious reasons. Just... I guess finding a purpose in life after a brush with death.

Ironic. The escape feels incredibly mundane.

Which MG looks best in nylon?

>>19297928
I bet special service is marriage.

>>19298016
>kiki maid starts out demure but cheerful, happy to do her chores and antything extra help out the master
>eventually she becomes cold and strict as she tries to correct her master's course in life
>eventually becomes just as apathetic as he is, withdrawn and sullen as she gives up
Please encourage your maids to always do their best by always doing your best.

>>19298016
She will only become progressively more aggressive and violent
>Oh, you are not going to work today? Okay.... Allow me to carry you to bed then!

>>19298050
Wouldn't a kiki just leave if her efforts to improve her master fail?

>>19298057
I'm used to it.

>>19298001
She'd bite you as you hug her.

>Who gave you permission to do that? You useless hentai!

>>19298064
This is how a pissed off Kiki carries you to bed.

>>19298011
Looks like perfect waifu material to me. In fact, I'd rather my shogg waifu pull stunts like that all the time, looking all crazy like that. Would make for an interesting life

>>19298004
I'll bully a busty nerd bird to be my milk slave.

>>19298076
>implying she wouldn't just leave anon for the beelzebubs

>>19298076
Looks like I'll have to spend all day at home becuase of my head wound.

Can a hakutaku teach a wurm? or a zombie?

>>19298016
She will just go nuclear and will make you drink her secret recipe from mother MGE Russia high energy drink. And she WILL make you drink it.

>>19298090
Just admit that you don't want a kiki.

>>19298090
Exactly, if you want to be a lazy ass, then she will give you a reason for being a lazy ass.

>>19298061
There's always hope, which is maybe the worst part.

>>19298097
The problem is that MGE does confirm Kikis have a thing for lazy guys just as much (if not more) than dilligent guys and they indeed are more aggressive with them

>>19298042
The obvious choice.

What does a delinquent Hakutaku act like?

>>19298083
I want to use that nerd bird's breasts as a pillow without warning while she's reading!
Especially if she has a book in that bust!

>>19298109
MGE also confirms that MGs won't go for a guy if they sense they won't be compatible.

>>19297914
I want an onee-san Nacho to berate me for being a dirty mommycon.

>>19298061
Divorce is completely non existant in MGE, ever, under no circumstances. Like, maybe if a Kiki appeared at the home of the super lazy guy and they didn't had sex yet, I could see her leaving. But once they have started to have sex and recognize him as her husband she won't ever leave.

>>19298132
Which is why see >>19298118

>>19298118
It's probably a scenario like the Pharaoh's God Voice. If there is even a tiny part of the lazy guy who wants to change, then the kind of kiki who wants to rehabilitate them might go for him. If he doesn't want to from the absolute bottom of his heart, if it's not just a coping mechanism for dealing with disappointment, then she won't.

There are probably a lot of cases where the lazy guy who deep down does wish things could be different have a kiki and shog both show up on the same day.

>>19298118
If the Kiki is already living with him, then they are compatible. And again, Kikis are specially compatible with lazy guys. Which actually is scary to me, because I am lazy as fuck and Kiki is not in my waifu lust and I would fear one appearing and taking me. I want a warrior bodyguard waifu, not a sissy maid.

>>19297942
The "Special Service" is a massage that quickly turns into a rape as her massage gel induces temporary paralysis and unconsciousness.
You'll be getting a soothing massage one moment, then the next you'll wake up to the sight of her tits bouncing as she rides your cock.

>>19298146
She can adapt.

>>19298083
>Timid Nerdbird even less smug after serving as Library's milk dispenser.

>>19298114
She still has a library of knowledge, but now it’s more stuff like you would find in the Anarchist Cookbook

>Titania onee-san will never lock you in your house before leglocking you with her massive thunder thighs

>you will never get to be the sole human member of a monster girl power ranger team.
Why even live?

>>19298011
I envy the anon who becomes her boyfriend in high school.
Just imagine a Genki Goth eldritch slime who knows all your fetishes through unknown means being your girlfriend.

>>19298165
I’d rather she tied me up to that Tanooki she tied up in the back and left us to hump against each other

>>19298193
Because I can enjoy my shitty mobage as it gets translated in English

>>19298189
>yandere Titania
I never knew I wanted this until now.

>>19298193
I'd prefer to be a Rider-style solo hero who keeps getting mixed up in the affairs of a group of monstergirl magical girls and the lewd Chaos girls they fight.
Kind of like if Tuxedo Mask was a Kamen Rider and both sides of the conflict consisted of nothing but sexy girls who wanted to fuck him.

>>19298206
But doesn't being the karate bugman comrade of a monster girl sentai team sound way more fun?

>>19298174
Would a Kiki agree to a compromise where I agree to stop being lazy and try to become successful and in exchange she will train to become an ultra badass with beyond Jinko muscles and martial arts skills that would make a Hinezumi and Jinko cry?

>>19298202
So you'd want her to tie you to a table buck naked, douse the Tanuki in aphrodisiacs and untie her so she rapes you in a lustful frenzy?
In that case, you'd have a busty shortstack Tanuki riding your dick and after the first few orgasms you'd get a sopping wet kitsune cunt pressed against your face as she decides she wants in.

>>19298218
But being a Rider means suffering. Do you really want to make those girls cry because you refuse to stop fighting?

>>19298219
I mean, it does but my Gacha-game has new stuff I like.

>>19298239
But girls can do more than Gacha.

>>19298176
It helps me read more, and every glass I get she'll get a reward.

>>19298243
Well yeah, But I like my vidya..
If I could have vidya AND a girl it would be great.

>>19298250
Is the reward dicking her?
She's probably left a flustered mess every time you do this.

>>19298238
People need a hero, so if that's what it takes.

>>19298261
That's why you need to get an Automaton!

>>19298261
Just a quick and dirty orgasm with my hands.

>>19298269
Well have fun coming home to the girls you fight as a Rider and those Sentai girls and getting raped.

>>19298222
Yes, she would. In fact that is the sort of agreements Kikis would be very glad and adept at making. You are getting that bodyguard waifu anon, and before long you will be licking her perfectly chiseled abs.

>>19298276
But that's something you do to her to get the milk anyway!

>>19298114
She does her homework but doesn't turn it in.

>>19298287
But this is a n actual boy trying to get her to cum. There's a difference.

Remember that if MGE girls were real there is absolutely zero chance that they wouldn't get rid of and ban any entertainment that shows humans going through bad situations.

>>19298269
There are no heroes left in man.

I want to be raped by a gentle monstergirl that puts Minos and Hellhounds to shame

>>19298297
You're just getting a second glass though aren't you?

>>19298303
Humans would protest. What are they going to do? Send the MG Riot Police?

Reminder that posts like >>19298305 are all made by the same guy and knowingly does it because he knows it's annoying.

>>19298305
In muscles or aggressiveness?

>>19298280
Like magical girls and the enemies of magical girls would be able to find out where I live.

>>19298302
Okay Protoman.

>>19298303
Only if they were in charge.

>>19298321
Rape.

>>19298303
It's actually said that they love tragic and emotional stories as long as it has a good ending. I think that was in one of the world guides or q&a.

>>19298329
They would if those thieves are on your tail! Thankfully those nice police girls are there to help out citizens like you.

>>19298338
So what happens when it has a super depressing ending? Do they get upset or angry?

>>19298338
So what you're saying is that they'd go through every single sad story that doesn't have a super happy ending and change it?

How would MGs change Episode III?

>>19298382
>Demonic energy is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.

>>19298189
I feel the need to breed.

>>19298382
It was fine as it is.

>>19298349
That would be shitty

>>19298189
I wonder what Anon did to make her become like that.

Telling her there's a new gacha at the local arcade?

>>19298427
She wants the dick but anon won't give it

>>19298344
Literally nothing that they can do can stop me from being a vigilante.

>>19298427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc-2eO8FJzk

>>19298235
>getting reverse spit roasted by a shortstack Tanuki and a curvy kitsune
Sign me the fuck up.

I need pictures! New pictures of lamiae babes!

>>19298446
What about an entire weekend of tender loving rape?

Just plant a bullet in my fucking brainstem already. Goddamn.

>>19298475

>>19298479
That would require them to catch me, which they can't.

>>19298582
who's this fine fellatio fiend?

>>19298582
>When someone asks if you want a chromatic or metallic dragon and you just say Dairy

My love of huge breasts is a boon.

>>19298589
Some dragon from Granblue Fantasy

>>19298586
They'll find you after you get hit so hard in the head part of your helmet is destroyed.

>>19298475

>>19298597
>tfw Loen could be in this thread at this very moment
Please bless us with hips and lewds.

>>19298595
Anon, the only reason part of my helmet would be destroyed is because it's the part of the series where I die and then get brought back with my endgame powerup.

>>19298597
Adorable.

>>19298603
I do miss that cuddlecat.

>>19298597
I'm so glad loen isn't dead.

>>19298611
Anon now you're just asking for a tearful rape. Especially if you had a berserk upgrade earlier on that caused you to do something really bad.

>>19298597
I want a cute little snek

>>19298622
I can do you one worse.
The death happens in the Sailor Moon equivalent Lilim's arms.

>>19298597
>>19298597
Do you have a gallery with all your pics? If not you should make one. Even if it just imgur or rar archive

>>19298624

>>19298656
spoopy

>>19298656
Oh good. This better not turn out like the Dragon's Crown harpy chicks.

>>19298656
Evidently this snake will grow up to be a rough and tumble delinquent.

>>19298656
Someone wants upsies.

>>19298656
Cute!

>>19298656
What does she want?

>>19298609
Would she even smile when you propose to her?
When her first daughters born?

>>19298656
send help

>>19298189
i want a yan titania to adopt me and tell me bedtime stories

>>19298706
Who doesn't want a yandere Titania mommy.

>>19298722
Me, for mommyshit in general.

>>19298656
OH GOD RUN

>>19298722
She does sound pretty shit, though I'd bring my monster girlfriend for her to meet.

>>19298743
>A girl denied upsies moving at incredibly angry speeds

>>19298743
Okay that looks like she's vigorously blowing the viewer.

>>19298751
Chen no

>>19298743
It's too late, she's already won.

>>19298751
Get your mind out of the gutter, at that perspective she's more likely to be furiously rubbing her forehead against your chest

Bunyips were basically made for me. Based KC.

>Autistic
>Dark Skinned
>Snek
>Furry
>Big and muscular

>>19298785
Chen yes!

>>19298810
Big buff bunyips are the cutest.

Just stopping by to say that Nacha is the best girl he's ever put out.

>>19298810
If you see black sclera you know it's a good girl.

>>19298827
She's such an amazing girl she gives me internal conflicts about my stance on tf.

>>19298743
YOU DIED

>>19298851
I don't know if you can die because something is really cute.

>>19298865
Heart attack from the moe.

>>19298286
SPATS

>>19298869
Moe-moe myocardial infarction!

>>19298706

>>19298743
HELP I'M BEING CRUSHED BY A TINY SNEK

>>19298895
That's a fucking spooky face.

>>19298810

>>19298910
>nails
Nope
o
p
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>>19298895
You're on a roll Loen

>>19298895
Something tells me she's going to do more than just read.

>>19298910
Go away you tumblr fuck.

>>19298916
Those are talons dipshit.

>>19298910

>>19298926
Those spindly shits aren't anything close to the profile claws.

>>19298930
Who, me?

>>19298895
My boner stirs

>>19298960
That's got to be embarrassing.

>>19298895
>fear but also an erection

>>19298597
>>19298656
>>19298743
He said babes, not babies you sick fucks.

>>19298986
How does that one meme song go anon, it's hip to fuck babies?

>>19298986
Retard.

>>19298994
It's hip to fuck bees.

>ywn yell "SMILE YOU SON OF A BITCH" while cumming in a mershark's pussy

Amphibians or Fish anon.

>>19299048
Neither.

>>19299048
I love both, but Amphibians are my favorite by a hair.

>>19298612

>>19299100
Fat fuck!

>>19299100
Oh no, the chubby cuddlecat will now pounce and smother and sit on me, woe is me, how could this have happened, how could I have prevented this oh well

>>19299100
>Normally sluggish, the cuddlecat has been known to move quite quickly when motivated.

Whether she can seal the deal is another thing.
Laughs in Astartes

>>19299100
So I just noticed this but she has no leotard on like normal cheshires.

Is she going nude
If so, cuddlecat is far lewder than I imagined.

>>19299048
Squid

>>19299100
Fatcat

>>19299100
Cuddlecat got a fluff upgrade

>>19299131
Cutestcat!
A true lapcat!

>>19299100
Could you try doing your interpretation of how an undead MGE Succubus would look?

Would you accept a free* hug from a demon?

>>19299129
Octopus

>>19299148
Whats the asterisk mean?

>>19299142
Not him but they'd probably look like dullahans that can't have their heads removed.

>>19299148
Yeah sure.

>>19299027
could i get blessed and live underwater with shog even though its not even necessary

>>19299148
Not without her definition of "free".
From my experience, nothing is ever free.

>>19299109
The second she feels you getting hard, she's going to double down while also forcing you to penetrate her.

>>19299148
Only if she wants to become my wife free* of charge.

>>19299195
truly cuddlecat is the most fearsome predator

>>19299148
No, because I'm tsundere about that sort of thing.

>>19299203
Male tsunderes are going to get raped so hard if monster girls ever become real.

>>19299209
I sure hope so.

>>19299157
Terms and conditions may apply. Results may vary. Restrictions and blackout dates may apply. Void where prohibited. Item must be surrendered upon request. Limit one per customer. Many will apply, one will win. No purchase necessary. See marriage contract for rules, details, and instructions for free entry.

>>19299148
only if she then cuddles me into a lap nap

>>19299200
Just imagine her giving you a mindblowing titfuck/blowjob combo while grinding her ass against your face as you eat her out.
I'd bet a cuddlecat's pussy would taste like vanilla.

>>19299216
Ok, can I see the contract?
Is it negotiable?

>>19299220
They're masters at that, after all, those mouths get a lot of use.

>>19299048
Fish all day.

>>19299209
>Anon is tsundere towards a nerdy Succubus.
>She ends up taking the initiative, pinning him to his bed one night with the rationale that if he'll never love her normally she'll make him love her.
>After a while it becomes clear that Anon actually really wants this, but he just can't spit it out so she makes him cum over and over again until he finally admits that he's loved her for a long time.
>After the sex, the two of them cuddle and the Succubus gets to see anon's genuine smile for the first time.

>>19299230
Oh god, imagine a sweaty summer day with her next to you on the couch in nothing but her panties and a too small tank top that's barely withstanding the weight of her breasts.
Imagine her noticing your boner, realizing it's because of how skimpily she's dressed and standing up, shaking her hips in an exaggerated sexy walk as she struts over to the freezer and pulls out a box of popsicles.
Imagine her sitting down next to you, popping open the box and shooting you the bedroom eyes before taking the first popsicle and practically deepthroating it.
Imagine hearing the lewd sucking sounds of her mouth as she pumps the popsicle in and out of her tight lips until it's gone and then pulling another popsicle out and doing it again.
She'll only stop once she's out of popsicles or once you give into temptation, grab her by the head and facefuck her.
If you don't give in she'll just pin you down and suck you dry.

>>19299237
Cute.

>>19299203

>>19299261
A strange game, the only winning move is to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

>>19299261
I want to laugh at her when she inevitably gets a brainfreeze!

>>19299128
>leotard
https://exhentai.org/s/703aaec358/899965-19

>>19299180
Anon, Dullahans don't look all that strange with their heads on.

>>19299297
Who has the better butt?
A kakuen or a cheshire?

>>19299305
Literally a knife ears with their head on.

>>19299285
If you try that you'll find your head pinned beneath her enormous ass as she "Nya-ha-ha~"s and pulls down your pants.

>>19299293
Would you let her use your lap as a pillow as she gets teary eyed over the pain? If you stroke her head she'll feel better.

>>19299310
The only way to know for sure is to let them have a hotdogging contest with your dick as the judge.
Cheshire's ass is bigger and squishier, but Kakuen's grip is tighter and she can shake it faster.

>>19299320
>spoiler
This is going to end up with her stroking my “head” as a joke right?

>>19299310
Girtablilu.

>>19299341
No, she's in genuine pain and wants you to comfort her. Beneath all the lewdness, she wants to do cute things with you too.

>>19299331
>Leafs get to live in a country where their cities are full of Mist Continent and Zipangu girls
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>19299358
In that case, perfect! We can’t be all lewd all the time, now can we?

Remove bugs.

>>19299373
Guess there's some perks to living in the northern west coast huh?

Have you paid tribute to the best goddess today?

>>19299305
That Baphomet looks so chill.
>"Not sure why we're all standin' here but eh, I got time."

>>19299216
Offer not valid in Alaska and Hawaii

>>19299410
Cotton Candy is not a natural flavor, Lady Eros.

>>19299404
No shit, those god damn leafs get to potentially have both a Kakuen and a Kunoichi as their wives.

>TFW your fiancee monsterizes on your wedding day

>>19299438
It's gonna lead to either the most romantic or lewdest wedding vows ever.

>>19299426
Man that anatomy is shit

>>19298189
Closest I could find.

Also heavily cropped and frame dropped because of the 4MB upload limit.

>>19299142
Got tired halfway through but at least have this. I can only imagine longer hair with demon eye jewelry around.

>>19299438
I'd rather a waifu who was monster from conception. She was born into it, molded by it

>>19299474
>Sandworms make outdated movie references due to how hard it is to get new material

>>19299305
This game done yet? Could use some nifty animations of my fav girls.

>>19299426
Dragons are too good.

>>19299464
Reminds me a bit of an apophis.

>>19299494
But does she like Lethal Weapon 4?

>>19299501
Speaking of games, reposting from the last thread for anyone that missed it:

>Slave Trainer: Procedurally-Generated Monster Girl Edition
>https://mega.nz/#!3osxEKSS!tN9E2KdIGYisF7aYOV5XUVUsH2H5b3l7mP_0VoQ6i5s

>>19299474
I found the ass end!

>>19299494
Being in the middle the desert, a hundred miles away from the nearest town, does make it hard to get a hold of the latest stuff.

>>19299501
Speaking of games, reposting from the last thread for anyone that missed it:

>Slave Trainer: Procedurally-Generated Monster Girl Edition
>https://mega.nz/#!3osxEKSS!tN9E2KdIGYisF7aYOV5XUVUsH2H5b3l7mP_0VoQ6i5s

>>19298323
Nope,>>19298305 isn't me

Wouldst thou love to live deliciously?

>>19299511
What does a single sandworm do all day?

>>19299533
Shut up kid, where's your mom?

>>19299534
Acrobatics.
>>19299540
BEHIND

>>19299533
loli grape can have me

>>19299534
Practice her singing voice, go oasis hunting, imagine what it'd be like to have someone who loves her with her.

>>19299533
I'm gonna pick her up and feed her snacks

>>19299533
Eh, the last snek kid was better

>>19299550
>Sandworms are huge husbando fags
Nice! I hope I live up to her fantasies!

>>19299550
>All those years alone with no one to talk to
>Eating her husband to be was her first significant social contact in nearly a decade
>It's the reason why she's super protective and clingy
She doesn't want to lose her only friend, her best friend, her soul mate

>>19299533
White/Green grapes are superior to Red grapes.

>>19299561
Sandworms are awfully territorial so it makes sense they wouldn't meet each other much.

>>19299547
>Earthquakes are actually just Sandworms practicing their flips

This is your new coach.

How do monstergirls with big fluffy foot paws keep them from getting dirty while walking around all day?

Alright anons.

I've officially started working on a story about a PHD student anon who gets summoned to Mamono World and gets hired to teach Extraplanar Human History like I said I was thinking about doing last thread.

Keep an eye out in the next couple weeks, anons!

>>19299573
Mabman moana

>>19299573
MAMONO MANA keeps them clean.

>>19299573
Foot baths anon, plenty of foot baths. I'd say they wouldn't wear shoes, have you ever tried making a cat or dog wear shoes?

>>19299464
I'm gonna wipe her chin.

>>19299588
>I'd say they wouldn't wear shoes

>>19299573
>>19299588
>have lots of little wan daughterus
>they're always tracking dirt into the house
>you can't even have them take their shoes off outside as they don't wear any
>you have to chase each one down individually and wash their feet
>then clean up the rest of the house
by the time you're done they've gone back out and are ready to come in again

>>19299575
I have no advice to give you, other than don't give up

>>19299573
You know those shoes that hipster faggots wear that are like toe socks? Something along those lines, or just socks with reinforced/padded soles. Alternatively, there's always polymorphing.

>>19299575
Godspeed

>>19299573
Magic, unless they want to tease their husbands by leaving muddy pawprints all over.

>>19299594
This and lamias are why entryways with extended welcome mats would be common in mamono realms.

>>19299594
A Papa's work is never truly done.

Lich daughters are the best!

>>19299594
What happens when a kobold daughter finally catches her tail?

>>19299624
She tries to bring it to you to show off what a good job she did, but possibly trips over herself while holding it or just drops it entirely in her excitement.

Two great tastes that go better together!

>>19299621
Only if they finish their homework

>>19299631
Now THIS is polymorphing!

>>19299631
If she's too tired to get someone off, can she cast a spell that makes you cum?

>>19299639
No, that's just putting on different clothing.

>>19299658
Could be either, depending on the starting material. This time I feel like imagining the kind of crap a dark mage would get up to when she's bored.

I keep noticing that a few Jabberwock fan art pics have her right tentacle-mouth sporting a gold tooth. What's with that?

>>19299665
Its one of the identifying traits of jabberguy's waifu.

>>19299605
Dude I love my toe shoes great for climbing

I want to write lewd, dirty things all over my monster waifu's nude body and take pictures of her.

>>19299715
Honestly Anon, I really wanna commission something like that of my wives.

>>19299720
Not him, but what words would you choose? Words can be finicky things anon.

>>19299720
Please do.

>>19299720
The nastier the better.

>>19299665
Dunno, but I wanna lick it and have a nice sloppy make out session with that tentacle while the other gives me a blowjob

>>19299728
You mean like "flank" and "breast" and "ribs" or like "public use", "Do not piss inside", "Check for pulse after every use"?

>>19299725
Haven't really thought about it much, but it'd probably be the usual stuff you'd see. It's supposed to be kind of demeaning and humiliating afterall.

>>19299725
[Spoiler]flange[/spoiler]

>>19299725
cunny slave.

I want to woo an old fox
and be unaware of her mafia activities

Cuddle kittens

>>19299575
I used to be a writefag just like you.
Then I took an arrow in the knee.

>>19299756
I have seen cats sleeping in piles in real life. Not just my own cats but the neighbor's cats and one red tomcat from god knows where, all in a pile.
Wish I had pictures but this was in the 90's.

>>19299756
>cute, soft kittens who only want to cuddle
Sleeping in with a pile of these girls would be true bliss.

>>19298895
>MGE Equivalent of Midsummer Night's Dream
Titania was pretty Yan Yan in that one too.

>>19299757
>arrow in the knee in 2011+7

>>19299789
Skyrim depicts High Elves in their rightful position, that is as superior to humans, so of course Elves love it.

>>19299795
And of course, the only ones as good at remembering ancient shit are the dwarves. It makes sense they'd hold onto that.

>>19299795
High Elves are for getting dicked by Nords.

>>19297914
Atlach-Nachas give the best angry naizuris.

>>19299795
What kind of mods would Elves use?

>>19299806
>tfw your Dark Elf waifu finds out about sex mods

>>19299752
I want to pretend to be unaware of her mafia activities while secretly having several of the girls answer directly to me as I try to make things easier on her so we can spend more time together without her having to go deal with problems that pop up.

>>19299756
Gonna need both hands to pat these cats!

>>19299665
>>19299658
>>19299631
To what extent would a jabberwock go to become the more depraved and lewd of them all?

>If you have a jabberwock waifu
Would you help her fulfill her dreams, ready to take on whatever "strange occurrences" Wonderland has to offer, explore new, wacky, sexual ideas that pop into her head?
Or would you crush her dreams and be a boring old normie with no sense of sexual adventure?

Which do you prefer
>A feral MG capturing you and taking you to her rape cave. After a weeks worth of thorough raping, you begin to bond and she goes about making her cave more accommodating for you by making you a bed, building a fire to cook over, raiding the library for books for you to read, and maybe a few board games etc. You will be living a semi-wild life with only the occasional trips to town, but she will always be there to protect you and show you how to survive in nature. Perhaps you will even build a rustic cabin together, who knows.

or

>Feral MG tracks you down and rapes you viciously right there on the spot, afterwards she either sheepishly follows you back to your home or "lets" you run away and then breaks in to your residence for another round. Either way you are hers and she will be staying at your house now. Enjoy her raiding your fridge and her awestruck face when you show her television and vidya games.

>>19299918
B

>>19299918
The second one.

>>19299918
There's really nothing enjoyable about A, life in the woods is fucking awful and there's good reason we don't live like that anymore.

>>19299925
>>19299923
>>19299921
Interesting, something similar to this got brought up and a lot of people were defending life in the rape cave with your feral MG

>>19299918
B is pretty much the only way to go. It also leaves me with internet access and hot water.

>>19299925
A would be good if it wasn't a feral. If a nature girl MG like a lizard or werewolf forced me to take a break from getting angry online and made me go camping with her for a weekend, I'm sure I'd enjoy it.

Mostly because I'd be doing it with her.

>>19299933
What the fuck guys make up your minds.
I would be okay with life in a Dragon's lair because there we could get internet and stuff

>>19299937
Camping is awful, don't do it. Nature has nothing to offer but disease and parasites.

>>19299925
Remember, you're waifu will always be by your side and help you accustom to your new life, pretty soon you might find a lot of joy in obtaining your own food and exploring the peaceful wilderness with your waifu. Maybe you can even begin exploring distance forest, imagine trecking through the jungles or scaling mountain tops and at the end of the day falling asleep inside your tent surrounded by your mofu's fur and using her paws as a pillow

>>19299918
I'd prefer the first option, but only if her "rape cave" was more accommodating. Ya know, some warm, slimy, squishy, soft walls of flesh, an adorable, huggable girl to make love to and for companionship, and top it off with a cute little antenna to mount on her shell for some high-speed satellite internet.

Having a "garage" for her to park would be nice too though, equipped with a kitchen, bathroom, and some storage space. Nothing fancy since 99% of my time would be inside her. But if this isn't possible, I have no problem living solely in her "rape cave".

>>19299946
Same guy here, In the end I would much prefer B still, I like the idea of my waifu incredulously watching me work the appliances and nearly burning the house down trying to be nice for once and cook me dinner. At the end of the night, we relax and fall asleep until the air conditioner startles her as it sets in and starts to rumble, triggering her feral instincts leaving her in battle mode because of the unknown sound.

>>19299952
>Sandworm garage
Huh.

>>19299952
silly anon that's not a rap cave, that's just your loving waifu

>>19299918
I'd be more than ok with A, so long as we could build our way back up to living comfortably. Like if we started out living rough on an empty lot surrounded by woods, and built a home together. I know people who have done it, and I own some land that isn't being used.

>>19299952
I always imagine myself with a little shed edge on the outskirts of town when I picture myself with a sandworm wife. She can polymorph and go inside on those rare occasions I need stuff or just don't want to be inside of her.

>>19299966
>or just don't want to be inside of her
I MUST NOT FEAR FEAR IS THE MINDKILLER

>>19299963
She likes to call it her rape cave when she's feeling a bit more frisky and forceful than usual

>>19299960
It's just a little idea I thought of awhile back. A way to compensate for the lack of basic amenities that living in a sandworm has to offer. Think of it like a big industrial sized garage but the "parking" part has no floor; it's just sand that she can burrow up into. Then to the side you have the kitchen and whatnot. Not sure how structurally sound it would be, but with a little magic or engineering masterminding going on, I'm sure it could work.

>>19299977
I like this garage idea, write it or something.

>>19299918
A

What tricks do monsters use to get in your house?

>>19299983
I drew this up awhile back. Was kinda quick and on the spot, so it could use some work, but this is what I had in mind: https://imgur.com/a/1rI8ecN

>>19299994
That really is bare-bones. Is this where you paint racing stripes and flames on your waifu to make her go faster?

>>19299990
They don't really have to trick me. Just knock on the door and offer to bang. Unless it's a Sabbath or a Sith, I probably wouldn't say no.

>>19299994
I imagined it more like a big multi-leveled hangar, with stairs leading up to higher floors of reinforced scaffolding with furniture and such for while she's polymorphed. They would all have railings and have a side exposed to the main 'docking area'. It might be fun to see her react to walking on cold linoleum floors or sitting on a beanbag chair for the first time.

>>19299990
I like that Santa.

>>19299999
This. Asking is better than tricking, and tricking is better than breaking and entering. That last one is not met with waiting dick.

>>19299965
Working your way back to civility, a man of taste

Then maybe you and your wife can take some visits to your old rape cave on your anniversary, ya know for old times sake

Or perhaps you can bequeath it to your tempestuous daughteru when she comes of age and it's time for her to move out. Even though she lived civilly in your cabin for years now that she's sexually matured her feral side has reached an apex and she is ready for the hunt.
And I'd rather not her bring her prey back to my cabin

>>19299997
Well I figured that most of your time is gonna be spent in your waifu anyways, so there's not much of a need for anything else. She already is bedroom, living room, and dinning room. You could probably add an office or something if you wanted one, and going along with this anon's idea >>19300011, it could be on the second floor so that you have a better view of the desert.

Personally I'm not picky though. Get me two sandworm-proof gaming PCs and a basic internet connection, and I'll never want to leave her shell. Connect two PCs together to play some multiplayer with her, teach her how to place some vidya. She cheats sometimes too. Moving her shell just enough to throw me off.

>>19300037
>>19300011
I am now imagining the base-building from Subnautica, but in a desert. Sandworms are Leviathan-class life-forms, too.
Sounds nice.

>>19299918
I struggle to reconcile that with bunyips.
It would take a lot of renovations to make a house accessible to a massive, semi-aquatic snake.
On the other hand, she may not have so much of a house as a patch of water she frequents. I need more than that.

It'd probably be a somewhat slow process of making the house more accommodating while paying frequent lakeside visits and trying to coax her inside.

>>19300054
Save up that money and buy a pool anon, I'm sure the tanuki-corp would be willing to lend a hand with no strings attached since they would be helping a loving monster couple. Maybe find a lakeside cabin

Be careful around that pool anon, your waifu has been trying to work up the courage to ask you to take a swim all day and is now hiding under water in fright. If she see's you, she might go blank, and then you know what happens next...

>>19300021
I wouldn't call it 'civility'. I'm accustomed to living outdoors and actually see a lot of value in it. I'd just like to have the choice, and I'd be willing to work for it.

The ideal for me would be a fully-equipped log cabin surrounded by woods. It'd have the standard utilities and appliances, just to save time but we'd spend most of our time together outdoors. Whether that's hunting on the property, cuddling and reading in the hammock by the fire or canoeing on the lake.

Being able to netflix and chill for an evening and then step out to watch shooting stars is the dream.

>>19300091

>>19300091
You just made a wood elf very wet

>>19299938
I'd imagine your waifu would be very suspicious and protective when she sees the raiju cable-woman show up to set up the wi-fi

its that time when shogs come out to modify their husband

>>19300095
Begone, elfs. I've already got a waifu. We're going to play shadowrun, make jerky and watch the northern lights together all day and you're not invited!

>>19299756
Cute cats are always welcome.

>>19299990
They pretend to be Leanan Sidhes.

https://pastebin.com/vdpQUwqr/
line 108
Lilims confirmed shit.

What monsters make the cutest noises?

I want to construct home furniture together with my newlywed Anubis wife

I'm going to misplace screws and use the wrong washers on purpose!

>>19300203
Waifus on the wedding night.

>>19300203
>>19300207
An Anubis who just realised you've used the wrong size screws for your king size bed, after you completed it.

Hours of work wasted, she'd be gobsmacked and simply make pathetic dog whining noises

>>19300203
zombies
kobolds

>>19300203
a cleansed nacho

>>19300189
It's okay to dislike lilims but I don't get what your trying to point out in particular

>>19299191
Well, they used to live under the sea as slaves, so sure?

>>19300234
>poor guy needs some excrement in his life

>>19300244
Excuse me what

>>19300253
read line 108 in that story

>>19300244
You do realise that it's the man telling Selene that?
Beast must of forgotten to fix the spacing on the lines.
I still don't get what's wrong.

>>19300258
Look up what "excrement" means, beast meant to type excitement instead..

>>19300258
>must of
It's not surprising that you can't spot the error.

>>19300269
on one hand, you're being needlessly pedantic, on the other hand, I fucking hate people who write must of.

>>19300263
>He fixed it
He's lurking here right now.

>>19300288
He's on point. Got to give him that.

>>19300294
It's good and all, but it hurts that this isn't the first time he's had this problem with that word.
How does his dyslexia work if this is the only word he truly fuck's up on?

>>19300142
Don't be a pussy man she seems legit.

>>19300235
i wonder how strange it would be just seeing her eyes in the deep dark

I'm going to the movies alone today, what monsters lurk in an empty theater?

>>19300324
Phantoms, probably.

>>19300288
He could be up an in the thread at any point.
He mentioned in the discord that his sleeping patterns are fucked.

Reminder that sadistic but loving girls are objectively the best

>>19300387
True.

>>19300317
Aside from the obvious like Doppelganger, I wonder how common it would be for one species of monstergirl to imitate other types as a strategy for attracting a husband. The scenario in that image, common kobolds trying to pass themselves off as kikimora, and so on.

>>19300423
But how is the Kobold going to stop herself from squatting down and wagging her tail, when her master rubs her head and says she's a good girl?

>>19300392
I wish I had a spider wife who would reenact that old spider comic crabman made.

>>19300423
>tiny fairy uses her whole body to pat your head like a titania onee-san would
>common zombie practices oral until she can rival a ghoul
>weeaboo succubus grows out her hair and practices japanese like the kejourou in her zipanguese animes

Pretty cute.

>>19300463
Scratchy-scratchy?

>>19300476
That's the one.

>>19300486
I kind of like needlesso I won't judge.

>>19300392
>Posting a girl who implicitly stated she's into cuckolding
Anon...

>>19300476
Dammit, now I'm thinking about it. Too hot.

Don't give him a (you)

>>19300504
Here's your (You)

>>19300491
what kinds of needles?

I wanna get stabbed by a Cursed Sword!

>>19300472
>Loli zombie struggles to count past 4 or remember the alphabet past E
>Gives head so good it puts wights and ghouls to shame.

I desperately desire this.

>>19300450
She'll just have to pretend that tail wagging on the floor is the latest and greatest in sweeping technology! And then, she'll make it the latest and greatest in sweeping technology for real, because master deserves the best maid she can be!

>>19300584
The great thing about undead is they have no need to breathe. Extremely violent irrumatio and lengthy periods of deepthroating are highly encouraged.

You can go to bed with your cock stuffed inside your wife's pleasurable throat, wake up and still find her nose pressed against your crotch.

>>19300619
>Face-fuck your little zombie wife so hard and so long that skin begins to tear and you feel as though her head isn't sitting properly on her neck and shoulders.
>When you pull her off your dick to make sure there's no real damage she's pushing back the entire time, drawing circles in the air with her tongue as she tries to wrap her lips back around your cock.
>"Hubby noooo! Taste toooo gooood~ "

>Echidna holds a second child species reveal party , excited buzz amongst guests reaching a fever pitch
>The invitation's gift information usually provides hints but the couple's list ha requested everything from for toys suitable for big meaty paws, to kitsune-tier fluffbrushes and lamia scalecare products
>Eldest child's cryptic hints about her new little sister has only raised rumors and the stakes of underground bets.
>Curtains reveal the proud mother cradling what seems to be an ashen-skinned, incredibly fluffly lamia
>Nobody has any idea what the child actually is but applaud and do their best to make nice comments
>Community bands together to help support the upbringing of the "Mofu-Mamba" ("A work-in-progress designation"- Dr. Lich)
>No one could have guessed that someone that fluffy was amphibious, pool is installed in home
>Phantom-crafted masks alleviates the child's tendancy to strap paper plates to face
>It is uncertain whether ferocious spurts are genetic or the consequence too much babysitting from neighbouring Hellhound.

>>19300554
The kinds that poke.

>>19300558
Me too.

Can't wait for the full version.

>>19300657
Thanks for reminding me of an odd fantasy I once had of a plant monster girl whose skin was covered in thorns, that secretes nectar that makes your body interpret them as pleasurable.

>>19300642
I wonder if zombies have removable teeth

>>19300694
Every rose etc.

>>19299756
TOP CUTE

Cat girls with rough tongues!

>>19300650
Now I'm imagining a normal, red-blooded American and his star spangled lamia wife somehow having an Australian child and nobody knows what to do with it.

>her first words are "G'day, cunts!"

>>19300694
Sounds like some VH tier shit. Fuck off and don't come back.

>when your husband gets stuck in mofu

>>19300743
This is how bigamy occurs, please make sure to keep an eye out for stray mofu

>>19300476
>>19300486
>>19300510
Does anyone know where I can find it? Crabboi's current name doesn't bring up anything and I can't find it under the spider girl tag.

>>19300719
Perfect for cleaning the dirtiest parts

>>19300719
How rough?

>>19300203
>What monsters make the cutest noises?
A loli Wight when you're doing something lewd.