/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Doing god's work anon.

>>19276387
How long before the jannies derp and delete it?

Time to see which thread wins I guess.

I need to cook some meat
Any got ideas for a salamander chef story/green?

>>19276387
I’m taking both as my wives
Cute snake and cute ruler!

>>19276432
Salamander loli roasting a marshmallow on her tail flame

Maids are olev!

>>19276422
You must be new to /jp/.

Fellas, how do I get a lilim wife?

>>19276413
>Depressed CC monster girls that are drinking
I want to make her smile.

>>19276442
Not exactly high-level cooking, but extremely cute.

>>19276432
Soul food restaurant.
Black Milf salamander that cooks meals the way her grandma used to make'em

Based grape snake.
Which reminds me, her venom works on any monster girl even though it's more effective on Pharaohs right? Which monster girl would have the best graped version?

>>19276463
The same could be said of tail roasted kebabs!

Fresh off the girl!

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4293027
>Tekeli-li intensifies
>>19276460
It's MGE. If you want something, you will get it.

I love meaty MGs!

What does your monster wife do for fun anon? Besides sex of course.

What if I want a loli fox wife but I get attacked and kidnapped by an Orc or something?

I'll have to spend life with someone other than a cute fox

https://exhentai.org/g/1242316/cb6ba32f07/
Since this is from a popular series do you think we'll finally get a translated Pochincoff robot work?

>>19276480
Board and card games

Lately she's been glued to the PC playing online chess

>>19276491
Maybe. We'll have to wait and see.

>>19276487
Won’t happen unless you secretly wanted it thanks to the underlying law of the land: Good Ends.
Basically if it happens you’re just a pork slut.

>>19276515
I love the Demon Lord!

>>19276478
We all do.
I now understand wendis obesssion with it

>>19276480
Playing games and card games.
I bet she would have a massive card collection. She wouldn't play with them. Just have them. Why? Who the fuck knows.

>>19276491
I sure hope so, maybe it will draw attention to his past stuff too.

>>19276524
Barb and nav can't keep getting away with drawing undead butts.

>>19276480
Watch movies and tv shows with me and our daughteru, maybe the odd video game on rare occasions. She works a lot but that's her passion and most of the time her fun non-lewd free time is devoted to that too.

>>19276571

>>19276625
Lewd large loli butts

>>19276625
I need a thick Jiangshi in my life

>DL’s husband trained his daughters in combat
I wonder if he’s kept up his old strength over the millennium. Bet he’s never lost a sparring match he wasn’t intentionally throwing to boost his daughter’s confidence.

So, what thread should I be using?
Is it really necesary to have duplicate threads

>>19276625
Does each continent have its own set of Undead Kingdoms?

So which monster girl types are the big shots in the demon realms besides DL and Lilims?

>>19276672
This one.

>>19276676
Dragons, Vampires, Wights, Pharaoh, Kitsune, etc.

Any mamono that's long lived and has lots of power potential.

What sort of setting do you prefer? MGE canon? Post-portal Earth? Some sort of mix to have different landmasses but modern amenites?

>>19276666
>play-fights his littlest daughter and comically pretends she knocks him out before lifting her up on his shoulder and cheering for her
>An eager Druella steps in and says she wants to spar with him next
>he sets down the littlest one who runs to her mother, then turns to face her
>”All right, sweetie, but for you I won’t hold back!”
>she smiles wildly, assuring herself that this time she’ll finally get the upper hand and prove herself
>cut to her loudly whine-crying as another sister fusses while patching her up
>in the background the DL is scolding her husband for being so stubborn while he sheepishly explains how he SAID he wasn’t gonna hold back

>>19276705
Demon Lord's family a cute! A CUTE!

>>19276521
Praise the Demon Lord and her husband 2bh

>>19276696
Post-portal Earth, but still in the time period where the world's experiencing a lot of upheaval from the revelation of MGs.

>>19276632
Nice shapely backsides are at their best on small and cute girls with minimal chests.

>>19276767
Pear-shaped legal loli girls are the best!
My lovely yandere wife is like that, it's the perfect body type!

>>19276625
How much do I need to bribe this man to draw a bottom heavy bapho?

>>19276696
My own

>>19276632
I desire more pear-shaped MGE girls.

>>19276696
This >>19276796, though it's mostly a post-portal Earth if the portals happened around WWII.

>>19276696
MGE canon desu, where you can even chill with your monstergirl waifu without involving yourselves in the Order vs. Demon Lord pissing match.

>>19276696
Port portal
Like a less fucked roulette

>>19276842
The thing I like about having a setting where humans and monster girls have always coexisted is you can have anything from "historical" stories to sci-fi.

Weasels.

>>19276879
So much potential for variation.

>>19276868
The roulette is fine for a setting.

>>19276767
>>19276829
Fat bottomed lolis are best

>>19276879
Yes. I hear they have a special gift for the work.

>>19276871
I feel you anon. The way mine took shape the way it did is mostly because I wanted to have relatively the same background as my waifu. It's basically just I've kept all the nice familiar things I like about this world and replaced all the bad stuff with neat monstergirl things.

>>19276696
MGE canon. Personally, I'm bored with modern monster girl settings. The big commercialized monster girl manga are are modern. It feels like most doujins are modern. I would rather have a high fantasy setting with magic to deal with the hygiene issues.

>>19276696
I'm torn between alternate universe MGE which is close to the official setting with a few slight changes or just going for the real deal. I like them both so much.

Cursed Swords are olev.

>>19276462
But, aren’t all CC’s just depressed and drunk?

Lich

>>19276928
high quality post

>>19276928
Is cute? Is too serious? Is not wearing any pants?

>>19276928
this post is the best post in the whole thread

>>19276928
Teaching/encouraging your Lich mistress to behave and dress like a proper noble!

>>19276916
>The big commercialized monster girl manga are are modern
Same goes for the anime out there too. EMG, Demi-Chan, horse pussy's worries and next season Jashin-chan Dropkick is modern too.
There's an isekai with catgirls and elves next season but we're shit out of luck for full blown monster girls.

>>19276928
is a lewd buttslut!

>>19276928
What about her?

>>19276935
Kuu faced girls are the best when they have a cuddly personality. I want a stony face Lich force herself into my arms without moving a muscle on her face.

>>19276928
I want MEAT lich
She is the comfiest

>>19276956
>MEAT lich
>[hungry wendigo noises]

>>19276785
>Pear-shaped legal loli girls are the best
Especially when it's monstergirl standards -legal.

>>19276956
Like nav's cow lich?

>>19276902
It's not fine, Beast wrote himself into a corner

>>19276971
My wife is older than me, though. I like her that way.

>>19276942
Don't let her do her own research, or she might get the wrong idea on what nobility is like.

Grea!

is

>>19276985
Half dragon, half human, all cute.

>>19276991
What?

>>19276928
Rhymes with Bitch

Coincidence?

>>19276928
Can high-tier Liches create new Undead subspecies by using a mix of eromancy and necromancy?

>>19276942
Reminds me of that time we were talking about a CC Wight trying to change a introverted Lich into a proper lady.

dead

>>19276932
someone has to uphold the posting standards around this place

>>19276928
>>19276991
>>19277026
true

>>19276972
Quite similar

>>19276959
Ravenous little buggers

>>19277016
Now I want to see MGs in yoga pants.
I would join up for yoga classes in a heartbeat if there was a cute Jiangshi girl in yoga pants and a tank top teaching it.

>>19277026
Stop baiting.

>>19277016
I really want to see homunculus become a thing, unless KC makes alchemists into monster girls I guess having them related to Liches would make sense.

>>19276959
What do Wendigos not get hungry over? You can pretty much do anything and it’ll put them in a ravenous behavior.
I am now imagining a loli Wendigo not eating her veggies because it’s not meat and pouting because daddy won’t let her leave the table until she’s cleaned her plate.

>>19277043
She seems to be leaking!

>>19276696
My writing is a modified version of canon. Having a beefed up Order around gives tension and conflict, but I also throw in independent factions who would rather both sides leave them alone.

Also, I like exploring different advancements in technology/magic so each group has its own flair.

Other dragons never stood a chance.

>>19277038
THICC and MEATY MGs in yoga pants!

Friendly reminder that Wendigo daughterus have the best singing voices!

>>19276950
I prefer Wisp or Wight.

We can't have TWO socially awkward people in a relationship.

>>19277078
Sweaty PHAT Troll bottom in stretchy pants. Just imagine being face to face with that booty.

>>19277074
She's too big to find a husband

>>19277089
If you can get them past their shyness enough to sing.
Though I imagine all Wendigos are much less skittish in a proper hidden Wendigo Village.

>>19277116
Lies.

>>19277078
What girls besides H'orc cater to the sweat fetish and such?

Also, yes we need more girls in stuffy outfits

>>19277136
Troll is said to have a sweet pungency. Selkie could be said to cater to it as well. Outright specifically in-book its squarely High Orc’s thing though.

>>19277148
>sweet pungency
Like rotting tangerines?
I actually love that smell

>>19276443

>>19277148
>Slightly plump Troll wife who does Mom-tier exercises that get her sweaty in her stretchy workout clothes
>High Orc wife who always comes home sweaty and energetic from a day of construction
>Meaty Selkie wife who fishes all day unwrapping herself from her bag as she comes in for dinner
>all converging on you at the end of the day to another and mark and fuck you in your little seaside cottage
>an orgy of steam and smell and sweat and smothering and booty
Call me what you must, I have already won

>>19277165
What other girls cater to the physical contact fetish? Or lack an understanding of personal space? Like exploring bodies?

OC of that just really gets me going more than any sexual act

Average day in the life of a p'orc chief:
>Sleep in with a lucky p'orc or two that got the privilege of being bedded by you the previous night
>From the moment you wake up, you're waited on hand and foot by your p'orc wives who're eager to please you
>Spend the day doing whatever pleases you as the other p'orcs spend the day tending to the longhouse
>Occasionally interrupt their duties for some one-on-one lewd time
>Get to experience the famous great p'orc feasts at dinner time and the excellent BBQ that comes along with it
>Spend the night having sloppy, passionate group-sex with your voluptuous p'orc wives

>>19276696
MGE cannon is perfect for some lovey-dovey stories but I always preferred kinda bittersweet stories over just cute ones.
Not full grimdark or any of those edgy shits though, a kind of story where plot focuses on loneliness or pain characters go through because of their given conditions, etc. Just like Saya no Uta.

I know you would never do it. But for the sake of discussion, suppose you cheated on your waifu and when someone else tells her, she reacts by angrily punching that person in the face and demanding to stop saying lies about you, because she trusts you and knows that you would never do that.

Would you tell her the truth? How would you make up?

>>19277214
Yetis are best for pure physical contact. Kobolds are best for not really understanding the concept of personal space.

>>19277238
>Yetis are best for pure physical contact.
Shoggoths.

>Kobolds are best for not really understanding the concept of personal space.
Shoggoths.

NTR is a valid fetish and I will post about it when I please

>>19277238
Jinkos and Minotaurs are best for physical contact. You get to feel those massive muscles and hard abs all over.

>tfw you will never live in ancient egypt
>tfw you will never get to line up with the other villagers at the temple
>tfw you will never pay a small fee to pump your load into a junior priestess/sacral prostitute anubis girl
>tfw she'll never beckon you to come again as you clean up

>>19277261
I've always wondered which is better
>Soft, gentle girls who know how to spoil and tease
>Firm, strong girls who take pleasure in making you squirm
Minos seem just right for surprising you with a firm massage and keeping you from leaving. Applying just the right amount of pressure to make you melt.

>>19277292
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. (Ezekiel 23:20-21)

>>19277258
Poor quality bait anon. Besides, there's ntr threads on multiple boards on the off-chance you're genuine.

>>19277317
What girl would make a good chiropractor?
Inb4 Skeleton

>>19277292
I want to visit the MILFy grannubis high priestess. I wonder if she'd be cheaper or more expensive than the rank and file temple maidens? On one hand, she should set an example about showing their goddess' love for the young girls, but on the other hand she's obviously more experienced and unique.

>>19277338
>Christians let their children read this but get offended whenever a female character in a cartoon dresses too skimpily

>>19277402
I've wondered how older monsters would react to finding out that the one off they had with a cute young boy ended up getting them pregnant

>>19277427
That's when they hire a private investigator to locate that cute boy so they can turn him into a husband on top of being a father.

>>19277427
Turn yan at the drop of a hat, I bet.

These are my daughters. Say something nice about them.

>>19277439
They're very cute. I'd like to hug them.

>>19277439
Very nice. How much?

>>19277439
Dibs on the redhead when she gets older.

>>19277439
I'd let them play with my dragon daughteru.

>>19277439
My dude these are boats

>>19277439
Are your daughters ships or dragons

>>19277407
Thats more a SJW thing.

>>19277439
They're a different color, explain.

>>19277484
Both!

>>19277483
>>19277484
Dragons cosplaying boats?

>>19277485
Christians did it first. Of course nobody pays attention to them anymore because they're white and cisgender.

>>19277507
Serves them right, Christians chopped down my people's holy trees.
No I'm not an Elf shut up.

>>19277490
My harem.

>>19277519
Ah.

>>19277402
most likely she'd be a madame and would just handle security and administration but I'm sure that if she's in heat she wouldn't turn down a small donation in return for a "special order." Local tastes would favour young girls in ancient egypt or babylon so I'm sure she'd be confused at first but would warm up to the attention. Eventually she might even start seeing you after hours for discreet "divinations"
>>19277407
Without getting too into contemporary debates passages like that and Song of Solomon scripture and the OT in particular weren't written for a general population. A small elite of literate priests/rabbis were to read selections from scripture to their congregations depending on what they felt was relevant at the time. This passage is part of a larger diatribe against betraying your own kingdom by comparing those who make peace with surrounding peoples to prostitutes who fuck men with donkey dicks
The idea that the average peasant should study the bible on his own dates back to the protestant reformation and still isn't universally accepted

>>19277521
They're still reading it to children.

>>19277515
Dendrophiles have to go

>>19277485
my man doesn't remember the year 2004
>>19277515
damn son just grow some more

No criminal can escape Officer Mofu!

>>19277529
What's funnier is that a lot of christians actually censor these passages when they write biblical histories for kids. IIRC veggie tales omitted the part of genesis where lot gets drunk and fucks his daughters

>>19277529
>He thinks a great majority even read it
Have you seen the size of that thing? Do you think the average joe would read something of that size?

>>19277548
>2004
That's ancient history. All the busybodies are either dead or wasting away in retirement homes.
>>19277565
It's simple. They read the parts that they agree with and ignore the rest.

>>19277577
>They read the parts that they agree with and ignore the rest.
but how do they know which parts they'll agree with to read them

>>19277565
You don't READ read the Bible, you repeat the parts your pastor told you and then say you've "read" it.
Just like how your boss pretends to have read your reports and then does something dumb despite your report clearly explaining why it is dumb.

>>19277519
I like legs.

>>19277548
The difference is that when Fanatical Christians attempted that shit, everyone laughed, unified against them and told them to fuck off.

While when the SJWs do it, they actually get listened to and get content makers censor themselves and get to speak at the fucking UN.

>>19277591
>You don't READ read the Bible, you repeat the parts your pastor told you and then say you've "read" it.
Smart boi figured it out all on his own.

Miss Haku do we have to study theological history today? Can’t we just watch a movie in class instead?

>>19277577
>That's ancient history
Friend we are one quarter pounder away from president mike "get the jumper cables" pence

>>19277610
Yes but the movie has to be The Graduate. Again. Teacher really likes that one, huh.

>>19277591
I read it
The old testanent is hilarious in some places

Like the jezebel incedent, and king davids NTR adventure

>>19277599
>everyone laughed, unified against them and told them to fuck off.
like I said, my man doesn't remember 2004

>>19277622
>Leftard cannot into constitutional law
Anon, there's this little thing called "checks and balances" that keeps the president from simply doing whatever the fuck he wants.

>>19277626
damn why does class 2-3 always has the horny substitutes
>>19277628
bout half of the OT is metaphors for iron age levantine geopolitics so remove them from their context and they're gonna be a bit fruity

Great thread. I'm sure loving all this monster girl discussion.

>>19277610
>not wanting to study the rise of the Church of Eros
[angry goddess noises]

>>19277665
Not my fault.

>>19277665
Welcome to 4chan. We hope you enjoy your stay.

>>19277651
>calling everyone who disagrees with you a liberal
I'm just here to jack off to bronze age monster girls and shitpost about the bible. you must post onee-sans for half an hour as penance for your reddit behaviour

Sexy slime girl in armor.

>>19277692
Hubba-hubba.

>>19277633

How much did that lasted though? That fell apart really fast. While we have been at war with the SJWs since 2014.

>>19277665
after thread #2000 you run out of things to discuss

>>19277665
>>19277705
>still being this upset over being called out as a shitposter
Sad.

>>19277705
You obviously haven't seen /ksg/ then.

>>19277700
IMO, Obergefell v. Hodges was the point where the Christian Right lost all relevance.

>>19276696
Both MGE canon and modern is fine for me.

>>19277692
damn son don't get banned
>>19277700
no one here is at war with anything except the scourge of chapped foreskin. politics is cancer

>>19277729
Go eat a phallic cake Alpie McBeal!

>>19277728
>ksg
Would automatons play Girls Frontline?

>>19277728
don't give me flashbacks bro
>>19277729
gay conversion therapy alp dojin when??

>>19277734

I walk the path of heaven. That's why holy/angelic monster girls are the best.

>>19277741
The girls themselves are androids so probably.

>>19277755
no one cares

>>19277148
Everybody forgets about the original MGE sweat girl.

>>19277700
You're an anonymous nobody on the internet, you're not at war with anybody. Go outside, faggot.

>>19277771
Ants invented farming. I want to open up a fungus farm with her!

>>19277741
I'd dig an MGE Automaton with armor similar to that guns shields/sideskirts.

>>19277758
Your tofu sucks, Tendou.

>>19277771
Not sure why he gave the giant ant a tauric lower body while giving the other insect-types human legs.

>>19277226
MGE canon can actually cater to that though if one wants to set their story in the age of the former Overlords. Just have it be about one of those rare monsters that broke free of the god's human-killing instinct and lived together as best as they could with the human they came to love.

Imagine it, a lamia comes to love her captured man, and instead of killing him like her tribes demands she and he run away together. Their lives are hard, alienated from both humans and most monsters, their only comfort each other.

>>19277781
So he could validate Ant Arachne, even if I'm fine with both species.

>>19277781
>while giving the other insect-types human legs.
Oomukade exists, silly anon.
>>19277792
Also adding to the bitter sweet, she would have to be extra gentle due to mamono mana not being there to prevent physical harm from her actions and linked life spans wouldn't be a thing so she'd outlive him.
When you think about it the monster girls that fell in love pre-demon lord got a raw deal.

Meet your new CEO.

>>19277820
But I work at a public library!

>>19277820
I know she's not the CEO but I'd still play pretend.

>>19277820
I hear rumors she only got her position through lewd means.

>>19277779
*「CLOCK UP」s behind you*
You're dead, kiddo.

>Here we witness two wild mofus in their natural habitat

>>19277814
Indeed, there are likely a lot of bittersweet stories from that age, suicide pacts, etc.

What has science done?

>>19277820
her first order of business is to offer every shareholder 30 seconds of sex. Class A shares get to rawdog it
stock price doubles in two hours

>>19277859
That's my kind of boss.

>>19277839
Now you're just being gay

>>19277852
Even in such circumstances button-and-cube based testing must continue!

The sabbath should be destroyed!

Preferably with a bulldozer!

>>19277866
wanna make a joke about equity or something but my riff game is not on point today

>>19277820
Oh no i can't stop looking at her FAT CAT ASS

>>19277814
It's probably too easy to fall into edgy stuff when you go down that route though. Like, the steel will of an inari that allows her to suppress her powerful urges to "devour" her husband becomes a little horrifying back when devour wasn't a euphamism. Even with love and their legendary self control, it'd still be something in the back of both their minds.

>>19277877
The Sabbath are okay in my books if they can give me a loli dragon and zombie dragon for bigamy.

>>19277877
I will do my part in neutralizing the Sabbath by marrying a loli monster girl!

>>19277888
It's nice for people that love fear boners. I understand to some extent, a big part of why I got into monster girls was knowing they could end you in the blink of an eye due to hunger or their murder instincts taking over much like a wild animal yet restraining themselves for the sake of love.

Obviously it doesn't make much sense in modern day MGE and I've got past that since but it's nice for other settings.

>>19277883

>>19276977
Both certainly have their own appeal
>lewd permaloli that knows exactly what she's doing and how you look at her body
>young monster that kind of but not fully understands what her hips, ass and thighs do to your dick or is totally oblivious to it

You just need a quick medical before you're qualified to board a space ship.

How monster-friendly is your home?

>>19276473
kobold

>>19277820
I bet she promotes some Anon to vice president before demoting him back to the mail room the next day.

Whimsical CEOs are no joke.

>>19276473
Basically her venom turns a timid or shy monstergirl into a rapey one.

Mantises would no longer be kuudere when graped.

>>19277248
How do you explain personal space to your shoggoth?

>>19277949
How would she react if Anon and a Tanuki coworker managed to steal the company out from under her?

>>19277960
Do the same back to her I guess.

>>19277960
[incoherent rage]

I think

>>19277955
>graped alice
I couldn't take her seriously.

>>19277959
You do it while they're young.

>>19277936
Mine isn’t all that good for big/tall girls due to its small size

ZAP

>>19277959
>"So, you understand? When we're talking, if I stand over here, you stand over there, okay?"
>"Absolutely 100% completely, Mastah! I stand here!"
>"Okay, good. And if I were to stand here?" He takes a step forward, towards her.
>The maid blushes a deep blue, easily visible against the purple of her slime. But, after a second, she shifts backwards using the mass of slime under her "dress", keeping her torso perfectly level the entire time.
>"Great! You're doing so well!" The man identified as "Mastah" breathes a sigh of relief. It's been a bit of a struggle to even get this far.
>Deciding to take a break, he sits down. Immediately, the maid sloshes over to him to embrace him in a full from-the-back hug, rubbing her cheek against him slightly.
>"Shoggy, what did we just learn about?"
>She gives a cute pout. "Mastah, you are standing nowhere. I received no rules about sitting!"
>The man just sighs and accepts the situation. She can learn more tomorrow.
>"Besides," she turns away, out to fetch a tray, "it seems like a rather silly human custom."
>Suddenly, from the chest of the man's purple shirt bursts the upper torso of the maid, giving a cheery wave. "I am always as close to Mastah as I can be, don't you know?"
>"Always!"

Blueberry is the best flavor!

>>19278027
Yep

Shame there's only one hentai with a blue girl and she has to share screen time

>>19278038
The one where the henchman rapes his supervillain boss?

Touch fluffy, get raped.

>>19278019
Best wife, cutest girl. I love this kind of Shoggoth

>>19278050
Yep

>>19276916
this because adventure is dead in a developed world

>On their anniversary Manticore-sensei brings her husband, Anon, to orgasm in five minutes. However, with the application of Manticore-sensei's venom, Anon's refractory period is effectively negated. Assuming that each successive orgasm of Anon's will take 50% longer to reach than the previous and that Anon can achieve six orgasms before passing out in Manticore-sensei's grip, how long will their session last?

>>19278058
Don't touch fluffy, still get raped. You win no matter what!

>>19278089
Roughly 38 minutes!

>>19278097
Show your work!

>>19278089
Approximately 104 minutes.
He seriously needs more endurance training.

MERE

>>19278089
67 1/2 minutes!
5+7.5+10+12.5+15+17.5=67.5

I am bad at math, no bully

>>19278058
Sounds like a nice deal, but I'm only interested in foxes.

>>19278105
5 (minutes)x1.5=7.5 (2nd orgasm)
7.5x1.5=11.25 (3rd)
11.25x1.5=16.875 (4th)
16.875x1.5=25.3125 (5th)
25.3125x1.5=37.96875! (6th)

>>19278126
OK.

>>19278124
Son, you cant just keep adding 2.5 and assume that will cover 'half' of every prior orgasm. 50% of the second orgasm will be greater than 50% of the first orgasm!

>>19278124
2.5 is only 50% of 5, not any time after that.

>>19278124
>50% longer to reach than the previous
I'm confident 2.5 isn't the 50% of 7.5, let alone 15

>>19278135
Not boats. Foxes.
F O X E S

>>19278134
>>19278124
Ah, I should have added them up. So it is around 103 minutes.
>>19278108
This is correct.

>>19278143
A fox bote is fine too.

>>19277769
We will care when laws are passed to forbid this and we are forced to migrate to Fortress Japan or break the law. Do not underestimate the authoritarian busybodies ability to twist laws in theor favor. Just look at the shit laws they are passing in the UK and the horrible laws they have in Spain.

>>19278144
When will Manticore-sensei give us new problems? She's been repeating this problem for a few weeks and I'm getting bored!

>>19278126
>Bunyip attempts to polymorph into a kitsune for you
>fails miserably
>She's got legs, but they're BIG and MEATY, as are her still present paws
>She has a tail, but only one and it's so thick it drags on the ground
>You're also not sure how it attaches to her torso
Luckily for you she's too awkward on her legs to rape you as a way to hide her embarrassment.

>>19278058
I'd prefer to touch fluffy and not be raped. I'd prefer to be loved and cherished.

>>19278152
Poor Haku-senpai. She just wants to get her education so she can become a real Haku-sensei someday, but all the class problems are just pure lewdness.

>>19278143
They're boats in the bodies of foxes.

If you want to get technical, boatsluts are Tsukumogami.

>>19278166
I'm OK with lewdness. I just want more math problems to solve, as I actually like those!

Monster girls with extra things!
An extra tail, extra arms, a twin sister.

I desire a tan kunoichi.

>>19278196
>>19274412
Here you go, champ. Might want to start paying more attention.

Calisthenics with Yeti-san!

>>19278196
I desire a pale one.

>>19278089
>>19278105
https://i.imgur.com/lNRtdss.png
I thought I'd save myself from this shit after dropping out of high school.

>>19278196
with spats

>>19278211
Facesitting with Yeti onee-san.

>>19278213
Around elves, watch yourselves.

>>19278227
Ultimate comfy.

Someone save this poor paladin!

>>19278148
>Do not underestimate
I'll underestimate whatever I want nerd
post girls or get out

>>19278211
Isometric exercise right there

>>19278249
Steamy.

>>19278244
>I'll underestimate whatever I want
Enjoy getting a high heel stamping on your face forever.

>>19278249
Prone-boning Yeti onee-sans enormous, sweaty rear!

>>19278249
care to join her?

>>19278148
Pro-monstergirl Alex Jones is less interesting than anti-monster girl Alex Jones.

>>19278258
if you want to post about foot fetish stuff head over to /d/

>>19278260
Moths are cute
Dumb, but cute

>>19278260
But what about spotting for an ogre who stares directly at your junk and licks her lips during her bench press reps

Priestess-queen of greatest dynasty.

>>19278275
Why stop there?
Why not a queen of queens?

>>19278275
But does she like pop tarts?

>>19278299
Feral Kikis deserve several tail brushings per day. As they are unaccustomed to, and afraid of, brushes, I shall have to brush mine's tail with my fingers.

Camillamia

>>19278307
Careful, they may interpret that as a come-on.

>>19278311
Just as planned

>>19278275
How smug do you like your ojousamas?

Could a Hakutaku handle a teacher like Onizuka?

>>19278311
Barbarians like her are used to casual touching, aren't they? I bet her tribe hug each other as hello or something. Besides, it's not like I'm preening her wrist feathers or anything. I might give her fluff a little sniff every now and then, though.

>>19278242
You vile kraken, take me instead!

>>19278323
Specific touches mean specific things. If you go petting or brushing “blindly” you may accidentally be implying some things a whole lot heavier than you anticipated.
Your “casual brush” may be their “only husband touches there”

>>19278333
I hear it's especially bad to brush while making eye contact.

>>19278341
I hear brushing the base of the tail is basically heavy petting.

>>19278347
But she has so many knots there! And it's not my fault if the back of my hand touches her butt, either!

>H-hello

>>19278364
>she has so many knots there
Sounds like she's a loser virgin, then. There's something wrong with her if she hasn't even brushed her base herself. Who knows, she might be so prudish she's never had an orgasm! There's no telling what would happen if you brushed through all those knots! She might ahegao!

Have you paid tribute to best goddess lately?

>>19278387
Can I pay my tribute right in her eye socket onahole?

Pudgy Selkies shyly offering Halibut filet to a stranded sailor.

>>19278387
I worship Hathor every day.

>>19278414
Someone post that Mutio gif.

>>19278405
Ew no.

>>19278414
Cute.
I would love a meaty selkie.
Or a meaty girl in general.

The meat means she's adapted to the cold weather and is an excellent hunter!

>>19278415
>Hathor
Threadcanon shit is not allowed.

>>19278427
It can't be stopped.

These are your soldiers now.

>>19278414
>>19278415

>>19278451
And thus, the seeds were planted for a fetish that would haunt me to the end of days.

Left or right?

>>19278446
Is it really right to say soldiers plural?
Or is it best to play along for the queen’s sake?

>>19278456
I hear you

>>19278467
Left. I've always been a sucker for pigtails.

>>19278467
Right, I prefer long and free or braids

>>19278467
Flat, always.

>>19278467
>Tiddies
>Better taste in hair
Right, easily.

>>19278365
Hello there.

>>19278467
Both look angry but right

>>19277439
i'd cum inside and marry the one on the right

>>19278483
>>19278467
And here's where I finally notice the difference in tits. Just smack me upside the head already.

>>19278492
They always look like that, the trick is in realizing that they're gushing with love on the inside. I like to imagine they take the traditional tsundere route and soften up as the relationship goes on, too.

>>19278405

>>19278524
I bet it feels divine, though.
I really want to put it in her eyepussy. I really want to cum in her eyepussy.

>>19278531
Fuck off

What are the best kind of horns?

>>19278535
one's that don't accidentally stab into you when your wife goes in for a hug

>>19278535
Swept back against the head

Whispering lewd words to MGs

>>19278539
Thats why all horned waifus must be taller than husbando to prevent such mistakes!

>>19278524
>As it turns out, even most girls have their limits on what they're okay with.

>>19278546
>Tall weresheep
>Tall baphomet
>Tall holsts
No, sir, I don't like it.

>>19278535
Straight out, with a twisting square cross section.

>>19278468
I like to give each Queen Slime personality their own name, so personally I would say soldiers plural. They all get the same last name though, mine

>>19278555
Baphomets and satyros are exempt because their horns are curled such that the pointy end won't hit you.

>>19278535
Like a ram's

>>19277930
>Quick medical exam
>Spends 99% of the time examining (jerking off) your penis
You know it's bullshit, but hey, it's a free handjob. Who in their right mind would turn that down?

>>19278058
Awww, she's wagging her tail! Someone must have praised her!

>>19278573
It's the injections you should be worried about. NEVER trust an MG with a syringe.

>>19278577
What about a certified unicorn doctor?

>>19278580
The ones that hide their degeneracy are always the worst.

>>19278275
>tfw no Pharaoh to shout "ANIMUS" at me

>>19278573
She needs to examine your semen sample, anon. It's the easiest way to know if you're sick!

>>19278577
Even if I'm already married? I don't think any sane monstergirl would mess with another girl's husband.

>>19278599
>any sane monstergirl
That leaves all the Wonderlanders. Are you sure that nurse is just an ordinary werecat?

>>19278599
If they've somehow fallen in love with you they will, its just rare.

>>19278584
Can confirm, hide my degeneracy and I'm pretty much fetish hitler.

Unicorns are probably into some weird stuff.

>>19278609
It specifically mentions if they’ve begun to change for you (as in the usual MG adaptions to their husband)
It’s basically a clause that prevents extended fooling with an MG and attempting to ditch afterwards.

>>19278609
At least I won't have to worry about that.

>tfw no cute Raptor girl to protect you

>>19278654
Makes me feel bad for childhood friends, though. Seems like a raw deal if she's too shy to make a move but she's already started to change because of her mana.

>>19278535
Draenei ones

>>19278665
She would be fluffy from the feathers

>>19278599
Just because she won't fuck you doesn't mean she wouldn't hop you up on aphrodisiacs just to watch you and fantasize about what you're going to go do to your wife. NEVER.

>>19278688
Go away Bollocks

>>19278694
No she's a Jurassic Part raptor!

Yeti and Titania playing in the snow, making snow angels, despite it being the end of June already! What troublesome nee-sans!

>>19278682
That's why Eros intervenes with the Just Fuck Already Forces.

>>19278654
While that's true, its also true that a monster doesn't necessarily have to fool around with a man for her body to imprint on him as her husband. She could potentially develop strong feelings through friendship and end up falling in love with him, even though he is already married.

>Also, in human settlements where monsters coexist with humans, etc. where monsters live in places close to humans, if a monster develops feelings for a specific man, at that point, her instinct will recognize that man as her “husband”, and it's not uncommon for her body and heart to begin changing before she even assaults him and before they even have sex.

Note the context for the "not uncommon" part applies to unmarried monsters and unmarried men, but the general principle that a monster's body and heart can imprint on a man without having any kind of sexual interaction with him remains. Hence why the line later mentions:

>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk mana from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or, perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.

>>19278653
>hide my degeneracy and I'm pretty much fetish hitler
What did he mean by this?

>>19278710
And it won't happen unless you want it to on some level, because a) the setting is not about forcing endings you don't want on you, and b) monsters instinctively don't stay with men that wouldn't like them.

>>19278535
The kind you can rest your head between while your waifu sits in your lap.

>>19278699
What? I just like how their horns look.

What color do you like your undead?

>>19278733
Purplish

>>19278733
pale white or a grey blue

>>19278733
Wight

>>19278743
Majestic

>>19278733
What color do they blush, if they still do at all?

>>19278787
You realize that pretty much every girl is blushing in KCs entry artwork.

>>19278787
Purple

>>19278787
Depends on the setting. KC's certainly blush. The color varies but a number of them blush purple.

>>19278746
>Wight
Well said. That soft pale skin must be a joy to touch and kiss all over.

>>19278787
You can see all the pale/blueish undead girls blushing purple in the profile pictures.

>>19278733
Teal.

>>19278733
Bright blue and white ghostfire, pale blue flesh, black garments, and magenta womb tattoo.

>>19278733
Seven feet tall, thick, and milky.

>>19278902
that's not a color silly

>>19278906
Either light grey or dull blue then I suppose.

>>19278743
What's better, a ochimusha that respects your boundaries and waits outside the bathroom
Or one that has no concept of boundaries and gets in with you.

If anon gets raped by a bicorn will he be BLACKED?

I want a slow, lazy blowjob from a Cupid that lasts for four hours, wherein she never removes my dick from her mouth except for equally slow, lazy cock worship!
I want to try to pull on her braid to get her off so that I can have a moment to breathe, only to discover that she likes it and goes in with renewed vigor!

>>19278535
Wendi horns

>>19278919
Waits outside the bathroom, but you can feel her unblinking eyes staring holes through the door. Sometimes if you don't make a noise while in the shower or something she bursts in, in case you need protecting. Followed by her half-embarrassedly and half-lustfully staring at something else entirely, of course.

>>19278929
Nah, blacked is when Khepris pour their mamono mana balls into you.

>>19278944
Nice, I want that exact same thing from a tsundere Cupid who briefly cracked into deredere.

>>19278967
I'd like to imagine that some recipients of the kephri balls have that male-delinquent look to them when its over, where their skin turns a few shades darker/more tan but they also rock some bright blonde hair.

>>19278988
Probably depends on what sort of ruler they turn out to be, since they can go either way.

>>19278954
How cute.

I want to take sexy pictures of my naked self and send them to my waifu while she's at work!

>>19279003
she's going to show all her friends!

Gonna reply to some previous posts that gained my attention:

>>19275853 >>19275892 >>19275921 >>19276024 >>19276112

I'd say I agree with the first guy who brought up about the Demon Lord's Husband. He'd likely be some moralfaggish boyscout with a legitmately good heart, kind soul, merciful and compassionate nature supported by the fact that he was a hero of the Order. And maybe he had doubts of Order's current stance and policies on monster and non-humans and that he wishes for everyone to live peacefully and in harmony. In which his dreams of such peace and co-existence came true in the form of the current Demon Lord being a succubus who's found of humanity and other mortal beings and turns other monsters into cute girls. So the moment he was sent to slay the current Demon Lord he instead laid with her.

Because by seemingly sheer fate both the current Demon Lord and her Husband shared the same dreams and vision of a peaceful utopia where everyone loves each other and no more fighting and war. Thus they fell in love, married, fought off the Chief Goddess who decided slay the Demon Lord and traitor-hero herself and continue to make love to gain more magical energy bullshit to make the Demon Lord's plan become a reality.

Also it is said that both the Demon Lord and her Husband are skilled "Gem Makers." Which I guess means they're both skilled jewlers and artisans themselves.

>>19278211
I want to lift weights with buff Yeti-chan!

>>19278731
Fuck off bollocks

>I want to look at anon but I can't

>>19278988
A Khepri king like that in golden armor would look pretty intimidating, especially if he had delinquent-like eyes.
Could make for a fun story if he was just a cool guy who wanted to set people up with his daughters.

>>19279007
Time to regret my life choices

>>19279022
>Random traveler ends up falling into a khepri pit and ends up coming out looking like some mega-thug, and everyone but his wives is intimidated by his fearsome aura.
>Is actually just a pretty chill leader and a nice guy who gets misunderstood whenever he gives an order. He couldn't hurt a fly.
>Anyone who ever attempts to woo his kids get cold feet as they enter his throne room, seeing what they could only describe as some Egyptian god on earth swarmed by his gold-plated wives.
>One glance from him leaves the visitors bolting the doors.
>"Uh...hi?"

The best foxes come from Hell.

>>19279003
I want to get sexy pictures from a loli monstergirl.

I want a minotaur to lovingly punch me in the stomach

>>19279053
His daughters would probably end up in a tsundere father/daughter thing with him, not incestuous but constantly mad at him despite their bond.
>"Dad you scared him again, this is the sixth one this week!"

>>19279012
Actually, the DL and her husband can't infuse any magic gems at all; there simply aren't any found (yet) that can contain their level of energy.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Magic_Gems

>>19279066
fuck you.

I want a minotaur to gently pat me on the head.

>>19279040
You brought this on yourself.