/jp/ - Otaku Culture

a maid wouldn't have forgotten the title

Spiders are olev.

>>19274683
She tries her fucking hardest, so I'm going to love her as hard as I can in return.

Kill yourself, fishspammer.

I want a pharaoh who's the queen of queens.

>>19274706
Way to fuck up immediately, you retard.

>>19274666
I imagine they are a very reclusive species. They are also very protective of their poor dear big sister. They've seen her at her saddest before (You) came, and so they are desperate to keep her from going back to that again.

>>19274673
>There is no romance or nobility in barbarism
Fuck that I want a barbarian MG to treat me like a sex toy

>>19274706
Isn't this the shark from Monster Girl Island that cucks you

I'm going to sprinkle myself with Fairy Powder and walk directly into a Sabbath congregation

>>19274706
Holy shit her abs are so tight they make a pussy slit above her actual vagina.

What if a Titania was so good at hide and seek you actually lost her somewhere? How could you go about finding her?

>>19274788
You cry, Titania's cannot resist comforting you if you're sad!

I feel like with how pure hearted MGs are they couldn't even fathom the idea of a man wanting to commit suicide, it'd be ayylien to them.

>>19274792
>fluff
Can’t beat the mofu.

>>19274683
Well, it's probably edible at the least. I'd take a few courtesy bites to see if it's actually good, then be sure to take the time to bake with nee-chan at some point.

>>19274792
and depression

What do you think the demon lord is like? How do you think she fucks? Do you think she has any fetishes?

I want to see old era monster girls deal with the latest tech
Like a kikimora trying to figure out a microwave.
Or a demon that painstakingly reads through every policy before she clicks, agree
Or explaining modern engineering to a gremlin
Or a hakutaku trying to solve a rubix cube

>>19274816
Probably just some god milf that spends her day doing stuff with her husband and trying out a new fetish every last friday of the month

>>19274812
That Succubus is deserving of the title "Best Girl".

>>19274823
>Or a demon that painstakingly reads through every policy before she clicks, agree
Complete with half moon reading glasses

>>19274816
She's cool, I have her on my MSN.

>>19274827
>god milf
An Ara Ara strong enough to shake the world.

>>19274823
>kiki presses every combinations of buttons gingerly, like she's terrified they are going to make the machine explode
>clearly isn't getting it, but shoos you away so she can get started on dinner
>hours later cheerfully comes to you with dinner, saying she heard somewhere that microwaved food is bad for you anyway so you have no use for such a device
>it's gone the next time you go to the kitchen, but if you look for it elsewhere you can see it ready for disposal with a huge dent in it

>>19274823
But if a hakutaku can learn about things by touching them, would she just use the items memories to reverse whatever mess is made and solve it?

>>19274845
I think a kiki wouldn't like microwaves even if she did know how to work them

>>19274829
Faggot really needs to feed her, though. She's way too skinny.

>>19274855
Any whys that, she doesnt have to work as hard, its not like kikis get off on labour

>>19274877
What would a kiki even do with the free time?

>>19274855
>"So you see, all you have to do is put the mug inside, set the timer, wait, and then-"
>Master removes the cup from the microwave
>"Voila! Boiling water ready for tea. So you see, a kettle really isn't necessary ri-"
>Master turns to his new kiki hire, about to show her the cup, but stops when he sees her face
>It's a mixture of abject despair, and the sort of motherly comfort given during severe injuries
>"There there, Master, everything is going to be okay, I am here now, it will be okay"
>She gingerly takes the cup from her Master's hand and discretely disposes of the water, muttering "Such a thing," over and over to herself the whole time

>>19274886
Maintain gardens
Do laundry
Play games like dust force and viscera: cleanup detail.
Lean a new way to clean stuff.

>>19274845
>>19274889
I wonder what she'd say if she found her master's onahole

>>19274877
Think about it
Kikis like serving their master right?
How can she put her love and care into her masters meals when he just gives her mac and cheese to put in the microwave?

>>19274889
She understands the subtle intricacies and value of doing something as hands-on as possible. Two cups of something as mundane as boiling water are very different when one was just put on a timer whereas the other was determined by sound and sight.

>>19274877
I had a story idea once of a office boss that was either a polymorthed kiki or slowly turning one
When the quirks set in, she starts cleaning the cubicle of the guy she likes, and tries to help him more.
As time goes by she gets a bit creepier with it until she out right tell him to order her around

>>19274908
She's just start Night Duty. No master of hers should have to touch such a filthy thing.

>>19274752
Yes, as expected if the retarded OP.

>>19274909
>Oh my silly mastah, ketchup packets won't do~
>I'll prepare tomato sauce just for you: COOKED. WITH. LOVE~

>>19274960
>Sometimes your kiki likes to make messes just so she has more to clean
>You don't understand, but she gets scary when you ask her about it so you just let her do whatever.

>>19274974
I hope she'll let me a make a mess of her womb for nine months.

>>19274877
That sounds like a landmine question
>Kiki's head slowly creaks towards her master.
>"don't have to work... as hard?"

>>19274991
At least it's not as bad as the time he bought her a Roomba. One of these days masutah is finally going to get it.

>>19274909
Sometimes a man just wants mac and cheese and cooking/ordering take out takes too long.

Showing a Kiki your pantry of canned food and freezer full of frozen microwave dinners

>>19275015
Homemade mac and cheese doesn't need to be a time consuming thing. It's like a fifteen or twenty minute deal versus twelve. The only reason to choose that over homemade when you have someone to make it for you is because you WANT the prepackaged stuff over your kiki's home cooking. You wouldn't step.on her feelings like that, would you? Would you?

Vampire tiddies.

It's midsummer! Celebrate!

>>19275108
I fucking hate summer. What kinds of monsters wold make summer less shit?

>>19275113
I dunno. Why you gotta hate summer?

>>19275115
I hate the heat.

>>19275113
Basically any MGs in swimsuits

>>19275115
If you live in a reasonable place on this planet, Summer is a nice time to spend outside, enjoying the gift of nature.
If you were unfortunately born in one of the many dry, arid regions of the planet, summer is a literal hell on Earth.

>>19275115
>Why you gotta hate summer?
What this guy said >>19275123
It was 48c a few days ago

I want a cook a muscular MG her favorite food after a hard day of work!

>>19275132
>48c
I've never seen above 34 outside a sauna. Doesn't sound like human were meant to live wherever you live.

>>19275108
I'm so cold, I want a fluffy fox wife to warm me up!

>>19275132
wew lad, and I was complaining it hit 31 today..

>>19275142
Anon, get in!

>>19274829

needs anime adaptation badly

>>19275182
>It's like a kangaroo pouch in here! Why is it so sticky?
>A girl's got needs, honey

The Greenworm-Papillon chrysalis thing sounds really freaky

>>19275233
Welcome to nature.

>>19275238
Stuck in a claustrophobic cocoon for a long time while balls deep and getting sloppy kisses from a blob of flesh

>>19275247
It's like being married to a Sandworm. Oh the horror!

So are Dire Wendigo just larger more aggresive Wendigos that aren't afraid of showing themselves to anons in their territory? One's that simply abduct men in their forests before raping him and forcing him into her coat?

>>19275298
You DO know what Dire Wendigos are? They're like Wendigos, only more dire.

>>19274752
Aaahhh what? I thought the MC was the only male on the island. Thats lame I really liked femdom shark.

>>19275325
Right so instead of them following behind anon wouldn't a Dire Wendigo be more aggressive and fearsome?

>>19275328
She's stopped being a femdom shark and turned into the shitty generic "you must best me to fuck me" type of thing

>>19275328
>I thought the MC was the only male on the island
I guess no one told you what else the dev added to that game.

>>19275350
There's no issue with that desu
It's his game he can add gay shit if he wants

>>19275360
Problem is that he lied to people supporting him. He explicitly said he won't add monster boys, then added a trap to please literal faggots who want a trap in everything because it's an epic meme.
He lied about the shark too. He got an ask from an anon about the shark, specifically asking him not to change her from a caring and protective hellhound type to one that won't marry you unless you're strong, again he promised not to. He has a track record of lying to potential customers and while he's not yanderedev levels of shit, he should still be shunned.

>>19275337
>"you must best me to fuck me" type
But what does that have to do with cucking?

>>19275336
That sounds like a dire strait to me.

>>19275381
I wasn't talking about the cucking I was talking about how she wasn't "femdom shark" anymore

Big Bear's Bare Derriere.

>>19275393
The Park Ranger won't like this, Aunt Yogi.

>>19275393
I want to slap that.

>>19275393
Too many pic-a-nic baskets! They've gone straight to her butt!

>>19275391
Oh
So can anybody elaborate on the whole cuck thing?
Did the devs have enough audacity to put the whole blatant ntr scene or is it just implied in the story?
I’m kinda shocked to hear how the game I once hyped for turned out, fuck..

>>19274816

I think it’d be a nice twist if the Demon Lord actually looked and acted younger than her daughters. You’d have all the lilims acting all confident and seductive with bodies of 25 year old super models then the momma lilim that looks and acts like a genki high schooler.

>>19275393
>tfw no chub grizzly gf to help shed her hibernation weight for summer
>tfw when you will never help her gain it back for winter

>Elves are pure and innocent

>>19275488
I just want a strongfat grizzly for all year.

>>19275494
It is a well known fact that stoic and kuu girls are top pervs out there
I bet any liches can make even DL blush with her fantasies

Remember, Baphomet pussy is second to none

>>19275516
Kisses are better.

>>19275550
Really sloppy tongue kisses

>>19275027
Showing a Kiki your MREs for preparing for SHTF.

Now, the Kikimoras become work to cause the Happening, so that Master can live without unhealthy, modern conveniences.

>>19275377
>yanderedev
Is he even still around?

>>19275679
Sadly.

What's better?
>A monster girl holding her sister down and presenting her to you to fuck
>A monster girl holding a human woman down and presenting her to you to fuck while she pumps her full of corruptive and/or transformative substances

>>19275715
The second, its a rare gem you can only get once

>>19275715
A monster girl presenting herself for you to fuck.

>>19275715
Second one, I love the thought of building a harem like that.

>>19275715
The former. Though it's even better if the sister can't hold herself and ends up raping me instead while my monster is away.

>>19275715
First 100% of the time.

>>19274736
I want a barbaric MG to treat me as a daki. The idea of her doing whatever she wants to me is super hot, but I love gentle, cuddly girls.

>>19275715
I'm fine with both. But I like option 2 better.

>>19275715
>>A monster girl holding a human woman down and presenting her to you to fuck while she pumps her full of corruptive and/or transformative substances
This but it's my Vampire momster presenting a captured Paladin-chan she picked to be my wife. She'd hold her down and compliment her personality and appearance while draining her blood and forcing her to drink hers.

>>19274706
So guys, how do you imagine and would say about the Demon Lord's Husband to be like?

I guess its safe to say the Demon Lord's Husband would very much be a goody-twoshoes boyscout since he wholsomely believes in mercy and compassion. Thus he sides with the Demon Lord beleiving that she's doing good for the long run and that The Chief God's rule is absolutely flawed and baseless.

In general, what can you say about the Demon Lord's Husband /jp/?

I want to shake hands with a pure succubus

>>19275863
Don't! You'll ruin her purity!

>>19275863
I want to masturbate and do that.

>>19275867
Corrupting a pure succubus into a submissive lover!

>>19275885
Don't corrupt the pure succubus! Admire her from afar and go get her artificially inseminated with your semen!

>>19275853
On the outside: he’s strict and aloof. He’s raised over 100 daughters at least and has taught quite a few of them hoe to fight (Druella, in particular).

On the inside, he’s a playful goofball. He’ll purposely bully daughters in front of their husbands (or potential husbands) just to watch them squirm. He knows full well that Druella has a dakimakura that she uses to alleviate her lonliness, and will let that information slip out at the worst possible times.

Also, there’s been no mention of him taking another wife despite the fact every single unmarried monster in the Royal Demon Realm probably wants t jump his bones and get that top-quality mana. So he’s very, very loyal.

>>19274792
>>19274812
I do genuinely wonder how an MG would feel about and deal with finding out their husbandos have actual deep emotional issues like depression.

Now I want the reverse too. An MG receiving support from their husbando as they deal with their own deep emotional issues.

>>19275892
Or maybe the demon lord is fine with bigamy so long as it doesn't involve herself, like it's ok for other girls to share but not her. Because she's a huge SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

>>19275853
I self insert as the DLs husband so I can tell Lilims/Lilimfags what to do. My wife is beautiful.

>>19274909
>microwavable mac and cheese

Maybe if it's re-heated leftovers, but when actually preparing mac and cheese boiling water is the way to go.

>>19274706
>Monster Girl Island cuckshark
>all those embed links
And this is why spammers shouldn't make threads.

>>19275516
How good is none's, then?

>>19275762
I want a barbaric MG to show me what is best in life.

>>19275920
The DL is quite nice and I think her husband should serve as a role model for other husbands. Bigamy and harem are only good if you don't care that much about the girls

>>19275916
If you want a bitch with emotional issues just shack up with a 3D whore.

>>19275337
>>19274752
>shark girl cucks you

Last time I played this all I could do was that really shitty "get the purple slime blots" minigame, the weird maze/race for the shark girl, and lifting the shark girl. The game glitched and wouldn't advance past the lifting her stage and I haven't played since.

The dev added cuckshit? Is it avoidable cuckshit, like she cucks you if you get a bad end, or does she just cuck you? Or is everyone being big babies and it's just that she's not a virgin or something?

>>19275920
Might be the opposite actually. The DL was a succubus from before the whole 1-monster-1-man rule. So she probably had thousands of sexual partners before her husband, if just to prevent herself from starving to death.

So logically, she’d be pushing him to sleep with other women to “even” the score and maybe alleviate her own guilt while he refuses because he’s genuinely not interested.

>>19275951
Falconry on the foothills with your beloved spouse?

>>19275967
She literally chokes you out and says she's finding a better man as a possible ending.

>>19274752
>>19275967
>>19275975
Didn't he also add traps to the game and then threw a fit when people asked about why he's putting in guys in a monster GIRL game?

>>19275975
That's not that bad then. I guess, if it's avoidable.

What's the full context?

>>19275974
My daughter will never understand me.

>>19275969
There are other ways for a succubus to feed and since she's the one that enforces that rule she might have done it beforehand.

I want a Kikimora with two tails.

>>19275853
It is canon that he is stubborn IIRC

>>19276023
Having two dusters should be an evolutionary advantage.

>>19275986
Yes, but only a few people got mad because of guy in a girl game, it was mainly because he specifically said he wouldn't be adding anything like that from the beginning then threw a hissy fit when people called him out on his bullshit.

>>19275920
>Because she's a huge SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

Please don't blaspheme

>>19276023
You know she'd be really sensitive about her malformity, right? She'd have been bullied and called a tofu eater or liver eater by other little kikis.

>>19276032
Well that just makes it worse.

>>19276002
A lot depends on just how she was effected by the human-killing instinct of the monsters of the time. Was she free of it to begin with, or was freeing herself from it a process? If the latter then she may well have drained a number of men, perhaps to death, before her conscience developed enough to resist the urge.

Mommy Demon Lord!

>>19276037
She's not even a god though, she's just an old nerd who sits in her castle all day doing nothing! Even her daughters do nothing, they're just a bunch of lazy rich kids! Druella only took over that one place because they wouldn't sell her any more dakis, everybody knows it but I'm the only one brave enough to admit it, in fact I'll admit it right to her face!

>>19275435
If the player doesn't satisfy her, she leaves you for a lizardboi.

>>19276075
Silly anon

>>19274706
>fuck up the op in every way
>post cuckshark from monster tumblr island
How does someone like mermaidspammer even exist? How can you be such a sorry excuse for human garbage and not commit suicide?

This thread should've gotten the same treatment as the last one he tried to make, everyone ignoring it and using one that isn't shit.

>>19276075
I want to own Druella!

It's Midsummer, and according to Shakespeare that's when we get Fairies kicking about. Make use of their help, fellas.

>>19275132
>>19275140
>working outside in 53C
I'd love and ice-cool slime girl to cuddle with

>>19276100
No, this isn't right. You should be dead.

>>19276098
Its the Winter Solstice!

>>19275853
I imagine the Demon Lord to be really motherly while her husband is pretty serious. He probably behaves like a grumpy old man sometimes(despite him looking way younger than that)

>>19274706
How sad or depressing would it be if one day when monstergirls practically rule over humanity. HumanxHuman and especially "old" and "traditional" HumanxHuman porn would be considered "taboo", lame, boring and /d/eviant-tier shit?

>>19276082
The only silly one is that weeb, she needs to get a life.
>>19276092
I bet she'd let you too because she's that desperate for a husband.

>>19275853
>>19276123
Do you really need to reply to the faggy OP twice?

>>19276123
>HumanxHuman porn would be considered "taboo", lame, boring and /d/eviant-tier shit?

Probably just really "exotic" and necessary if the "no male children" problem isn't solved yet

>>19276136
At this point someone just needs to make a real thread and everyone goes there, it's a blatant troll OP made by one of the redditors raiding us.

>>19276123
You posted the same thing last thread and no one gave you a positive response, give it a rest.

>>19276123
>Look mom, I posted it again!

>>19275920
>>19275920
>>19276075
Do you want your waifu to go back to eating your guts?

>>19276153
I'd prefer it if this thread gets deleted before that happens.

>>19276088
>getting a thread that was breaking no rules deleted just because you didn't like the OP picture and accusing them of being a spammer
That's some Joseph McCarthy bullshit right there.

>>19276198
It's the American way, sweetheart. You're not a COMMUNIST, are you?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3167267

>>19276123
>Blatant "Muh BMWF/WMAF" undertones
This is your brain on onions

>>19276198
Look at the absolute unmitageted cancer mermaid spammer's OP post is. He even showed his true colors last thread when he got his reddit discord buddies to raid and shitpost it, after his thread was ignored and he got butthurt about it. He's a fucking diseased sewer rat that needs to be put down.

>>19276198
It's why we don't have any writers around anymore. Last thread had a bunch of witch hunt redditors runnign around too.

>>19276217
I'm pretty sure that's just you

>>19276211
While I don't find the girl-on-girl aspect of the threesome appealing personally, I still appreciate the work and attention to the settings details that apparently went into this. Whether it be the shoggoth bed or the way the nightgaunt looks without her husband transformed its nice the artist paid such attention to those things.

>>19276221
I'm talking about https://arch.b4k.co/jp/thread/19266409 you fool.

>>19276198
Democracy son, the people chose.

>>19276242
I didn't know a single autist constituted "the people".

>>19276250
People chose the non-mermaid thread last time, it's as if you don't know unique poster count is a thing.

>>19276227
>Last thread had a bunch of witch hunt redditors runnign around too.
Those were mermaid spammer's raidfag buddies falseflagging with shitposts that were mimicing exaggerated behavior from the threads. You have to be retarded to not see through it, they even tried to start shit by saying talking about random shit is ERP, and shut up when their tactic got called out and they knew they were exposed.

>>19276233
And it was the right thing to do, because the same cancerous parasite got his friends to raid the last thread and made this troll OP too.

>>19276256
Nigger I was in bed when this thread was made.

>>19276256
>mermaid spammer's raidfag buddies
They've been here for years, then.

Can you imagine being such a badass warboss that your minions get this look on their faces by the hundreds as they listen to your rousing speeches?

>>19276211
I'd more to see more chaos threesomes. Like Nacho getting her mind flayed to make her think she was really being raped as she was forced to ride a guy cowgirl.
>>19276231
I know what you mean. I like that aspect personally but I've felt similar stuff for other fetishes, sometimes the art is enough to appreciate the work that went into something I don't like. There's something about Soduki's colouring style that really appeals to me too, somehow reminds me of very old monorus stuff even though the style is quite different.

>>19276250
Everyone started posting in the other thread well before the first got deleted (probably for being a duplicate thread)

>>19276043
Hey, it's not like Redamz is actually gonna finish the game at this point-it's more profitable to dangle bits and pieces out to get shekels.

>>19276311
>duplicate
That thread came first retard.

>>19276323
Patreon should really impose limits on game creators for how long they can take to milk a project, it's an all too familiar story. Art and music patreons consistently put out content but games tend to never see the light of day.

>>19276106
>diiiiiiick

>>19275337
That doesn't even make sense. Sharks are predatory. They watch for any sign of weakness and attack.

>>19276353
Did you prefer the Kickstarter model?

>>19276275
I don’t want hundreds, just several.
But yes, I’d praise the piggies

>>19276357
>implying Redamz knows anything about nature

>>19276360
At least kickstarter have rules in place, as questionable as enforcement of them is.

>>19276275
>Doesn't understand a word you're saying
"Boss gets all sweaty when he yells. He smells really good"

>>19276357
Nagatoro-type girls are the best. I should write a story about an evil girl pouncing on a weak, defenceless boy.

https://exhentai.org/g/1242316/cb6ba32f07/

Check out my custom automaton waifu.

Fuck this, this thread is fated to be nothing but cancer, shitposting and off-topic arguing if someone doesn't try to do it.

Real thread:
>>19276387
>>19276387
>>19276387

>>19276391
>full nelsons
Thanks for posting this, might not have liked franx but the mech designs are god tier.

>>19276379
She'll volunteer.

>>19276333
There were two threads, one being used and the other not. Which came first doesn’t matter in any official capacity.

bump

SAD

Got something , there is this game
civilization call to power its a really old strategy game from nearly two decades ago, where you run a civilization and build stuff and raise armies ect..
one of the wonders you could built is the labyrinth you get free trade routes without the need to build a caravan by constructing it,
the animation for it is basically a guy running around the labyrinth trying to flee from the minotaur inside and then being killed by it.
I never understood just how the hell that wonder would give you free trade routes.

however a thought popped in my head today
Could there be MGE reasons that building a labyrinth and putting a minotaur inside could create trade routes?

faggots