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Great thread, mermaid spammer

>>19241942
Cute adventure cat

>>19241932
Eat shit and die you retard fishposter.

Humanity accomplishes a step up every seven hundred years and the ultimate aim is the coming of the Sons of God. All creative forces will be concentrated into a new species, it will be infinity superior to modern man.

>>19241939
Please be calm.

>>19241939
>>19241963
What's with the hate for fish in here? I think they're cute.

Is there a boogeyman monstergirl?

Superior monstergirl race, coming through

>>19241992
Those aren't holsts though

>>19241988
Because some autistic literal redditor has been spamming the same images and incredibly low effort posts in here for months now.

What happens when you wake up to your mouse daughterus raiding the fridge?

>>19241997
I bet Holsts would run cake shops or dessert cafes

>>19241932
Shit art, shit girl, shit thread.

>>19242042
I realize that tonight's the night she's having Nightmare-chan over for a slumber party so she needs to stuff up to get bad dreams.

I only like undead because I don't like being around other living things

Dhampirs are bullies

>>19242125
What MG would make the best bully?

>>19242219
Papillon. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly so nobody will ever believe you when you tell them she licks your tears.

>>19242219
A mantis.
> Doesn't say a word, just starts noogieing you
> silently picks you up and gives you a swirly
> opens a locker and gestures for you to get in, holding on to your wrist
> breaks out in ecstatic screams when you put your cock in her asshole for the first time
> punches you until you let her suck your dick

Dammit I missed the MG radio/podcast talk last thread.
I would love to listen to MG talk radio or an alcohol tasting podcast featuring two Onis and a Satyros.

>>19242248
How do i make her smile?

>>19242248
That sounds weird and scary.

So following the last thread, how would you design a lion girl?

>>19242336
Base her on male lions rather than female ones, mane and all like a Manticore.

>>19241942
>Every day, dozens of adventurers die in dungeons due to poorly crafted armor
>Made quickly, with cheap materials, the armor used by young adventurers is often undeserving of the name "armor"
>The adventurer pictured here, wearing what she said was "full coverage plate armor" died shortly after this etching was taken, when a rusted sword grazed her abdomen, causing a fatal infection
>When you buy armor, make sure it's from reputable guild armorers, and do not fall for the knavish tricks of "chainmail bikini" salesmen
>This message was brought to you by the Foundation for Responsible Adventuring, with the support of the Lescatie Adventurer's Guild

>>19242336
She has a smaller mane than a Manticore, and loves men with beards.

>>19242246
>Your tears are delicious

She's probably chopping onions in front of you or when she keep destroying you in fighting games.

>>19242336
Take a catgirl
the ramp up pride and arrogance.
Give her a massive, wild hairstyle (think risty from queens blade but fluffier and more hair going down the front)
clothes are weird, it depends where you want you lion to come from

>>19242336

>>19242246
>Papillon. Nobody ever suspects the butterfly so nobody will ever believe you when you tell them she drinks your tears with a crazy straw.
fixed

shogs

>>19242376
>Give her a massive, wild hairstyle (think risty from queens blade but fluffier
My man, I like to think of a hellhound with hair like risty.

>>19242392
She's welcome to use that straw somewhere else.

>>19242376
Now I'm just picturing an 80s monster girl with a massive feathered perm and acid washed jeans.

>>19241936

>>19241981
Humanity eats shit every seven microseconds.

>>19242125
What a pathetic vampire

I was defeated by the thighs of a giant Dryad.

>>19241936
>low-quality version

She needs a new master.

>>19242558
Some girls just need protecting. Imagine if a dragon slayer decked in dragon slaying outfit decided to pay a visit to your dragon wife. You'd have to protect her!

https://cdn.awwni.me/12mrf.jpg

>>19242599
I may not know how to fight, but I will protect my wife!

>>19242599
>dragon slayer that beats up minotaurs for warmups gets mangled by a paranoid dragon fag that normally couldn't open a pickle jar

>>19242596
i would bully her cervix

I love dark mages!

>>19242606
Is she a Wight idol?

The poor Anon who discovered her secret would get drained until he's an ahegaoing mess.

>>19242646
is it wrong to lead a witch on just to get near a familiar

>>19242663
yes

>>19242663
Yes.

>>19241992
But there's no krakens in that picture.

>>19242646
I want to be a brave, arcane knight that wanders the land, fights for justice, and loves big breasts!
I don't know if you can get demon-silver with holst essence tied into it but damn would I if I could

>>19242681
I want to be a Eros Inquisitor and help peoples relationship problems!

>>19242606
Vampire isn't going to like this.

>>19242686

>>19242610
>>19242637
That's why you gotta train with your dragon and use the artifacts from her hoard.

>>19242686
>The most dangerous time to be asked if you believe in love at first sight.

>>19242681
>Salamander gets beaten by wandering knight.
>Wakes up in a nearby inn where she's been dropped off.
>Also notes that she's gone up a cupsize.

Best knight or breast knight?

>>19242686
>wandering knight is told an angel will be sent to help him
>expects a big Valkyrie to show up and put him through an extreme training regimen for battles
>ends up paired with a cupid and becomes more of a wandering romance therapist, just in armor
Sounds cute.

>>19242694
Artist said it's a what if kind of ending. Also Wights usually outranks Vampires.

>no art of a jinko getting fucked
This needs corrected. What are some other popular/semi popular monster girls with no art of them having sex?

>>19242741
Ushi-Oni.
There's a paizuri pic or two and one cunny-licking pic, but no PiV.

What happened to the boy who got into a fight with the houri extremist?

He was destroyed!

>>19242754
Its weird how Ushis are massive rape trains yet such a small ratio of their art is actually lewd.
There's at least the aftermath of it though https://i.imgur.com/PEjYrhb.jpg

>>19242741
Pharaoh doesn't have any vaginal, anal, or oral sex.
Shoggoth doesn't have any vaginal or anal sex.
Holstaur doesn't have any oral sex.

>>19242741
There's a pic of a Jinko getting raped by a Tentacle girl though

>>19242700
This is how one gets Sabbath Mercenaries after themselves

>>19242672
>>19242673
fine i'll just skip them and go straight for the tiny fluffgirl

>>19242741
Crow Tengu just has one implied sex picture made by KC.

>>19242795
>>19242807
>>19242808
MGE in general has a surprisingly small amount of lewd art.

>>19242847
>Gazer
>Jabberwock
>Snake oil
How do the waifufags do it?

>>19242847
Very strange considering the whole point of the setting is to be one giant fap-fic.

>>19242808
I want a jinko that's pregnant with a litter.
She'd be cute.

>>19242882
You gotta do something with it after jacking off, though

>>19242872
Deep pockets.

>>19242915
Sure, but when you only got 1 or 2 pics of your waifu to jack off to, and 1 of them isn't even lewd, it's kinda hard to keep the passion going for an extended period of time

>>19242946
Vain ephemeral lust isn't passion, faggot.

>>19242946
Time to commission art or learn to draw, son. Or even write.

>>19242964
*tips fedora*

>>19242946
Only if you made your waifu up yourself.

>>19242972
If your passion wanes once you get bored of jacking off your dick, maybe it was never really there in the first place.

>>19242964
Found the self-proclaimed asexual.

Went through some more galleries
>lizard has nothing
>same for otohime and hakutaku
>bicorn only has a bipedal onegetting slammed by a futa
>ice queen doesn't even have foreplay
Might have to hit up a request thread some time.
>>19242807
Pharaoh is the biggest shame of all of those, at least they got bonus art from KC.
>>19242808
I'm okay with that one, just wish there was something of one getting dicked.

>>19242984
what

>>19242972
The lack of fundies in that pic is alarming

>>19242964
I guess you wouldn't mind your waifu putting you in a chastity cage and throwing away the key then.

>>19243001
Do you understands words when you read them or are you retarded

>>19242993
>Might have to hit up a request thread some time.
Hope you're prepared to make the same request in thread after thread.

>>19242918
It must be awkward to ride the bus when a bunch of desert nukis show up on the bus

>>19242969
Don't mistake my comment for complaint. It isn't. Abundance or lack of art, it doesn't matter to me. I'm merely just stating it's hard to keep an interest in one girl when there isn't much content of her in the first place.

My free time is best spent doing more useful and/or entertaining things than drawing, and commissioning art is just downright stupid. It's a waste of money considering porn is everywhere. Not to mention, it's often overpriced nowadays. It's not hard to imagine your waifu and yourself in whatever scene you're looking at. It just takes a little imagination. Just like how it's not hard to imagine your waifu beside you helping you cook or do whatever other daily activity you do.

>>19242401
diaM sihT tsurT t'noD

>>19243033
>and commissioning art is just downright stupid. It's a waste of money considering porn is everywhere. Not to mention, it's often overpriced nowadays.
Not true. I've been at it for 5 or 6 years now and it's the same price it was back then for most the part unless you're outside america and your exchange rate is worse these days.
It's more expensive if you want to commission artists who were active back then because they've improved and/or gained a bigger audience but artists at the price point they used to be at pop up all the time.

>>19243033
>My free time is best spent doing more useful and/or entertaining things than drawing
Doing things that aren't gonna follow you down the line like playing vidya gaems or shitposting in a laotian animal-hybrid fetish forum, I imagine.

>>19242847
>That adorable lilim

>>19243058

>>19243084
Lilims are adorable!

>>19243076
Is it wrong that I would learn magic for the sole purpose of making evilest cat's tats bigger?

>>19243076
Poor evilcat, she's already been replaced as flavor of the month by Majin Saber.

>>19242847
best part of the image is the Cheshire fluff ball

>>19243092
not him but, as cute as Chokita is, I've got enough folks to max bond on that I almost don't want more servants.
I have no such issue on NA

>>19242847
>0 DAYS Since...
0 days since what??? i have to fucking know!

>iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued.
Is it just me, or is this happening a lot lately?

>>19243147
It has, saucenao still works though.

Would you watch her dance?

>>19243169
Sure, I don't see why I wouldn't.

i find familiar cuter than baphomet

Steamy hot p'orc threesome.

>>19243198
What's she got written there on her tummy?

>>19243198
That's correct. They were manufactured for weaponized cuteness.

>>19243198
If Baphos have the canonically best cunnies I've always assumed that Familiar cunny is second best.

I wonder how possession works in MGE.
A merging of personalities?

>>19243203
i'm not sure maybe another anon would know

>You'll never have a weird dream where you wake up in the middle of the night to see your chest cut open, your heart laying on a tray on your nightstand and your Shoggoth maid sinking her arms into the gaping cavity where your heart used to be before she notices that you've awakened and utters a single incomprehensible word that causes you to black out

If Baphomets have the most pleasurable pussies, which MG has the most pleasurable anus?

>>19243223
It only really happens with Kitsune-bi, and it can only happen before the kitsune-bi grows from "bunch of fox energy" to an actually thinking elemental.
If possession does happen, you get a kitsune-tsuki of the original girl, just monsterized obviously.

>>19243238
No.

>>19243201
>Being autistic enough to draw this
>Being autistic enough to waste the image limit with your shitty MS Paint drawings

>>19243239
no canon buttsluts yet so we can only speculate

>>19243243
yes

>>19241932
So many authors with only one story or two.

>>19243201
Alp did it better.

>>19243198
I prefer Baphomets but I've probably used both those familiar sex pics as fap fuel more than I have everything of Baphomets combined.

>>19243246
>Based on their appearance, it is easily possible to distinguish whether or not they have a husband. Married individuals have a grotesque creature, which is their husband grappling them from behind, with countless tentacles crawling all over them, and it can even look like they're having sex in the rear entry position. Moreover, the black film covering the body of such an individual is not their own, but their husband's mucus. The film pulses, vigorously squeezing and rubbing their breasts and buttocks according to their husband's will, continually providing pleasure and ecstasy.

>>19243273
i like the familiar ears and tail more

>>19243198
Familiars are seriously the only loli I would personally go after.
But then I’d turn her into a broodmother with huge tits and an ass that won’t quit.

to the anon that recommended the "undead invasion" story thank you I needed that.

I wish we had more zombie stories.

>>19243243
>He doesn't want his wife's heart to literally beat for him

>>19243290
I love the Sabbath but I prefer other girls that just so happened to join the Sabbath. If I had to have any of the pure Sabbath girl I would choose the Witch.

>>19243305
Is there a version that doesn't cut out the lewd part?

>>19243295
Same.
Gotta feed all the little ones somehow.
Heightwise I'd keep her small

>>19243305
https://pastebin.com/vgS0pwn5

How would MG's react to Father's Day.

Dark Elves

>>19243317
not that I know of but was still a good read.

>>19243334
thank you I may end up going on a undead reading marathon at this point.

>>19243367
I want to make a dark elf into a meat elf.

>>19241932
>"little" mermaid
>not a flat-chested loli
Into the trash it goes

How would your waifu celebrate Father's Day?

>>19243305
was me np anon

>>19243415
Do shortstack mermaids exist?

>>19243398
That's a pretty effeminate guy

>>19243431
Probably

Big brown thighs.

>>19243239
>>19243246
If some species was a canon buttslut, I think that would have the inverse effect of making it less interesting because of the taboo nature of the appeal. By deduction, you can figure out a couple of likely traits.
1. The monstergirl would still share the trait of being a loli with the Baphomet.
2. The best anus might paradoxally be on a girl that shouldn't have the best one by basic level logic. She would be something that isn't inclined to get dominated and buttfucked, like Atlach-Nacha, Amazon or Hellhound.

So, the logically deduced but completely non-canon answer: Atlach-Nachas, loli Amazons and loli Hellhounds have the best anuses, it's a hole you stuff from behind after maledomming the monster and making her love it.

>>19243439
Monster girls can't resist an alpha twink bishounen.

>>19243419
I just realized fathers day must be one hell of a annoying day for any dad that's not into incest.

And it must be one hell of a special day for the sabbath.

>>19243487
Unless you've already made it clear that you're into daughteru dicking I don't see why they'd treat it any differently.

>>19243487
Why? It's not like the daughteru would instantly try to give her pussy to you. They aren't mindless animals so you wouldn't have to worry.

>>19243485
Different Monsters like different kinds of guys.

Which MG looks best in pantyhose?

>>19243485
Monster generally don't care what you look like and even if you got one that did both the monster and her husband change to physically become their ideal mate. Not to mentions stuff like prisoner fruit works on men also.

>ROCKETO PUUUNCH!!!!!

>>19243472
My nigga, you get it.
Feisty loli Salamanders with a desire to fight yet not fully aware of the whole being defeated means marriage thing are also great for it.

>>19242847
>mfw no lilim housewife

>>19243414
m-meat elf? what do you mean?

>>19243588
She will be THICK

>>19243588

>>19243600
What pretty ladies.

>>19243600
ain't that the trio from the elf hentai?

>>19243631
Yes.

>>19243631
The visual novel version yes.

>>19243487
Imagine a wholesome day with all your kiki daughters.
>they all run to wake you up at the crack of dawn, since you're supposed to he early to rise and early to bed
>once they see you want just five more minutes, they scurry off to make breakfast for you and their mother
>they proudly present you two with breakfast in bed
>it isn't perfect: the eggs are slightly too dry and you're pretty sure someone accidentally poured a bit of milk into the orange juice in the confusion, but they are so proud of themselves for managing it alone and so happy to do something nice for their beloved parents you're happy for them anyway
>your eldest has sewed for you a new tie, almost as nice as the one your wife gave you originally but not quite, she is sure to give her future husband a wonderful one someday
>your youngest made you a tie out of construction paper, you can see how careful she was to try to cut between the crayon guidelines she made
>many pieces of personalized art from your daughters depicting their favorite memories of you, from magnificent paintings to equally-magnificent macaroni art
>finally spend some well-earned alone time with your wife at the end of the day, resting on each other's shoulders

>>19242704
>Man in full plate explaining to a little cat girl how to confess to her childhood friend
Makes me smile

Pick one:

>Magic
>Eirin's shady new drug
>Yukari's fooling around again
>It's a Moriya Shrine conspiracy

>>19243697
It's what she gets for calling Sanae a slut. It's true, but still mean.

>>19243697
Drank an elixir meant for Sanae

>>19243697
It's easy to forget just how long members of the Lamia family are. It makes one wonder about the architechture, furniture and other ergonomic tweaks that the snake-based MGs would have

>>19243708
>>19243721

>>19243644
Was the Sukebe-somethingsomething's animated adaption decent quality or was it flash-tier schlock?

>>19243582
Hi how are you today?

>>19243742
I've thought about this a lot, and I think any lamia-human shared spaces would have to have a lot of free spiral-shaped "perches" with heavy bases in place of extra chairs. Lamiae would coil themselves around and against the perch to take up vertical space instead of horizontal space.

>>19243752
Fake, boobs too small to be Sanae

>>19243763
>Bad end
Delete this.

>>19243761
Judge for yourself.

https://spankbang.com/1vw2q/video/new+hentai
https://spankbang.com/1zsai/video/welcome+to+the+lewd+elf+forest+part+2+sub

>>19243763
How long do you think she would spend staring at the door, wondering if she should chase after him?

>>19243763
>the 'exit' doesn't lead to her bedroom
Shitty Wonderland, wouldn't visit.

>>19243772
Maybe the boobs contained her sluttiness and turning her into a loyal monster girl got rid of it?

>>19243777
>stream shit
Nigger fuck off.

I once had a dream I was sanae.

>>19243697
What's Patchy?

>>19243791
Would you rather go out and buy it yourself?

Is mge the spiritual successor to touhou?

>>19243761
Trex my man. They do all the old Lune games these days. Animation is fine for the most part. Personally, I didn't like what they chose to adapt. Way too short scenes and basically just the intro of the game. But maybe they'll do a sequel like Jujaitama. They generally do really good stuff.

>>19243815
He's saying you're a damn moron for not having an actual downloaded copy in best quality, and he's right.

>>19243819
Are you stupid?

>>19243819
No, that was Kantai Collection.

>>19243853
i'd feel like self harm if i ever owned/played a VN

>>19243892
[Dance of Illusions intensifies]

>>19243819
That's just silly. But thinking about it they do have a fair bit in common.

>>19243557
>Feisty loli Salamanders with a desire to fight yet not fully aware of the whole being defeated means marriage thing are also great for it.
Loli Hellhounds and Salamanders are perfect for defeating and wrestling. Even the profile-style outfits are a perfect match, imagine a Hellhound wearing just pasties to cover her pussy and flat chest so you can fuck her ass even when she's "fully" dressed.

>>19243892
So evil and cool! She must have dozens os suitors!

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3162007

>>19243557
>Gets defeated by the loli salamander in less 2 minutes

>>19243928
what?
touhou has youkai but thats not necessarily the same thing.

>>19243892
Would vampires like grand castles filled with servants or a cozy small home with husbando?

>>19243953
I'd storm that castle armed with a whip.

>>19243953
The servants in their castle are their extended friends and family.

Like the Mummy Twins, or that large Vampire Bat Girl.

>>19243953
Gigantic castles filled with servants, but they spend all their time in the quiet cozy throne room.

>>19243944
>linking to danbooru

Warning: actual honest-to-god cancer.

>>19244003
its not worksafe image so he can't paste it here.

>>19243929
>imagine a Hellhound wearing just pasties
That's not good for my pants.

>>19244026
Then link to the actual source of the image, not the glorified reddit post about it.

https://exhentai.org/g/1240377/cf84e8a493/
>[x]Touch fluffy tail

>>19242713
I'm here now. Wew, that's a lewd Dark Slime. I can tell by her pose that she might be in heat.

Towering, behemoth muscled maids!
...daintily dusting the fine china with delicate deliberation!

>>19243169
No cobra hood, no deal.

>>19243892
>>19243918
>[Dance of Illusions intensifies]
But she looks like Walter from Lament of Innocence.

>>19243892
I want to look under her skirt.

>>19243953
They'd be Castlevania-tier castles with different sections that cater to certain species, with Undea being the most common.

>>19244036
I have no idea what the hell you are trying to do here.

>>19244057
KC Sez that the hood is just fancy headgear.

Can someone tell me which book is this text from?

>>19244080
Which is a shame, because it's an interesting part of their design and helps establish that they are venomous in nature.

>>19244084
Sportsmans Warehouse 2016 Holiday catalog

>>19244093
Cobras aren't the only venomous snakes on the planet

>>19244084
Probably just a magazine ad for a real yeti cup
https://www.yeti.com/drinkware

>>19244109
I don't believe I implied that they were.

>>19244072
Quality control.

>>19244118
Not him but danbooru is on our approved list.

>>19244118
no not that

>>19244126
>>>/reddit/

>>19244036
>>19244118
>danbooru is reddit
That's the most retarded thing I've seen all day, especially when >>19242606 is using a literal reddit image host and you didn't kick up a fuss over that.

Hello
Got some more of the Selene story
https://pastebin.com/vdpQUwqr
I really need to think of a name for this thing

>>19244118
Ironically, Danbooru has the highest quality control of all the boorus.

>>19243944
>links to 2tagsbooru when he has a Pixiv filename

>>19244147
>>19244143
Content aggregator retards in full force today

>>19244057
Cobra hoods like trash on Lamias.

>>19244036
>not the glorified reddit post about it.
the hell?clearly you are not from here.Are you trying to fit in by acting indignant about something? seems to me you have missed the point.

>>19244155
No they don't. Don't be weird.

>>19244143
>>19244159
Just check out the comments section for this image and you'll understand.

>>19244152
More like triggered babies (You) on march today.

>>19244146
Fuck off already

>>19244163
>Type-Moon shitter is retarded
Huh

>>19244159
One (1) upvote has been deposited into your account

>>19244175
What a surprise.

>>19244152
>>19244171
Samefag.

I want to make a monster girl commission of this pic (context; today it was Mexico vs Germany game and everyone thought Mexico would get raped)

Who do you think the 3 rapey monstetgirls should be? I am thinking of making it 3 Jinkos. Of course, here the item will be dick lube, instead of Vaseline.

>>19244185
Wrong again retard

>>19244171
Show us on the doll where Beast touched you anon.

>>19244188
Fuck off spic.

>>19244146
Been waiting for this.

>>19244125
I want to listen to their radio show. Their segment on the new Fire Station was super cute.

>>19244188
Go back to your shithole board.

>>19244204
I wanna grope a hatter's ass!

>>19244146
What happened to the Basilisk roulette?
And is Selene going to corrupt Alexa?

>>19244109
>No lamia to playfully bite you when you're cuddled up
>No lamia to angrily bite you (but not malicious or too painful) when you've fucked up somehow

>>19244213
I guess it died.

>>19244195
i would never a doll

>>19244171
Young ones should listen to their seniors and fuck off themselves, why are you even triggered?

>>19244233
Wow rude.

>>19244213
>Basilisk roulette
Delays, plus I've had to rewrite the thing a few times
>Is Selene going to corrupt Alexa?
I guess

>>19244180
I don't what board or site you came from,but if you're going to start shit for something the rest of the board doesn't care about, then maybe you shouldn't be here.

>>19244233
why?

>>19244037
Fluffy tail bed is the ideal bed.

>>19244036
>>19244152
Danbooru has unironically saved 16,000 images from Twitter alone which were deleted by the original uploader and you're complaining about it. The site goes through great pains to attribute the artist and also host the best quality version of an image they've put out.

To call it reddit is beyond stupidity. It's an archival site that attributes artists and respects their wishes when they ask content be removed.

>>19244148
Why not? Danbooru more often than not has images the artist has deleted and doesn't require you to login to some retard site in order to see the pictures and provides translations on some posts.

>>19244233
How bout now?

>Supper's ready!

>>19244180
Is this what happens when poltards try to get into jp?

>>19244282
Gelbooru does the same thing without being flooded with faggots.

>>19244282
It's a braindead content aggregator on the same level as reddit, boorufaggot.
We're not talking about the three pictures from some deleted artists pixiv a redditor uploaded for upvotes years ago.

>>19244306
It also doesn't make you pay money to use more than two tags. Or see loli images.

>>19244146
I swear to god if you make Alexa an amazon I will cross the internet to choke you.

>>19244306
>without being flooded with faggots
>gelbooru
heh. are you serious?

You mean the site that scrapes danbooru for that same content? Go ahead, tell me how danbooru are faggots and gelbooru isn't. Because every retard thing you've criticized db for applies to danbooru, and doesn't, in fact typically remove content when artists request.

>>19244316
You truly have no idea what you're talking about

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=bad_pixiv_id

Here are nearly half a million pictures you wouldn't have access to without this archival site you are ignorantly shitting on because you're a 14 year old and thinking comparing something negatively to reddit proves something. neck yourself

>>19244335
heh.. why so serious...
Nothin personnel kid

>>19244196
You fuck off, there is not enough good Jinko rape art and I have ages waiting for it and when a guy finally comes here wanting to make it, you scare him away just because of his presumed fucking country? What a fucking moronic way of shitting on what could had been something good.

How would an MG react to a guy that was an out-and-out misogynist? Like say his mother/ex-wife fucked him up really bad, and now he just hates women in general.

>>19244303
>only poltards hate reddit

>>19244282
>Danbooru has unironically saved 16,000 images from Twitter alone
And how many of them require a gold account to view?

>>19244360
>Jinkofags so desperate for smut they'll fight to the death for /sp/ meme art

>>19244335
Not the guy you're arguing with and I think his points are retarded, reliable aggregators are useful but you're white knighting a bit too hard for danbooru.
>in fact typically remove content when artists request.
This is a bad thing, you kind of hit on the reason why with your own argument. If the artist asks for something to be deleted and later closes their account as often happens it would be pretty difficult to find in future.
Both dan and gel also have a policy, although not strictly enforced of deleting patreon rewards and while I can understand where they're coming from it kind of killed gel's credibility of being the site that lets more slide.

>>19244363
either they try their best to set him on the right path (Titania, Trolls, Hakutakus, etc.) or they avoid him. It also depends on how you define hate. If it's the abusive kind then they are more likely to avoid him

>>19244360
Eat shit, spic.

>>19244303
No, but it's easy to tell that /pol/ lives in your head rent-free, redditor.

>>19244282
I agree with you anon and think dan is a god send, but maybe you should stop replying now. This isn't going anywhere and your really taking the bait hard

>>19244371
>image source autist is the autistic /vg/ sperg
Makes sense.

>>19244033
You may further imagine manhandling and groping that Hellhound's pear-shaped body while wrestling her down to all fours, and slapping and hotdogging her bare charcoal ass in anticipation of properly conquering it.

>>19244335
It's not just that you're essentially a redditor, its that you're trying to defend your shitty content aggregator website as if it's some pristine glorious library of Alexandria equivalent for dead pixiv archives rather than a bunch of reddit rejects crawling the internet like parasites to upload other people's work for upvotes.

>>19244401
Gel is basically "Dan but not stupid" for anyone who knows how to use a content blocker.

>>19244406
>everybody I don't like is the same person

>>19244352
oh what a surprise the teen complaining about "reddit" is spouting memes

>>19244371
https://danbooru.donmai.us/counts/posts?tags=bad_twitter_id+loli

260

literally only content illegal in some countries (loli) or taken down by the artist is prohibited

>>19244370
no hon i just think you're stupid

>>19244388
Danbooru has no policy for removing Patreon content, unless requested by the artist.

And yes what you brought up is a valid concern, there are a limited number of users able to upload the content, it's just hidden from view. Content is still archived, just like loli is, and in future it could be available if the artist lifts their ban or after 70 years past their death.

>>19244401
I am going to stop. I wanted to see if there were any valid reasons for him criticizing db besides being an angsty teen, I'll go back to my uploads

>>19244411
>it's some pristine glorious library of Alexandria equivalent
That's a pretty good way of putting it. Thanks.

>>19244416
Plus literal garbage and refuse mate. Only loli is blocked on danbooru and you can unblock it extremely ez

Enjoy your porn game popups and viruses sweaty

>>19244258
jesus thats horrifying
>>19244243
thats a cude lady ok maybe a cuddle
>>19244283
yes

>>19244426
It's time to stop

>>19244426
>this entire post

>>19244426
Do you do it for free?

>>19244426
If I didn't think you were a retard redditor before I sure as shit do now. Kill yourself.

>>19244417
Please, xenobladefag is the easiest guy to spot in these threads. The rest of his reaction image folder consists of liz, moths and forte.
>>19244426
>Only loli is blocked on danbooru and you can unblock it extremely ez
That script hasn't worked for the best part of a year.

>>19243772
those are massive what are you talking about?

>>19244426
I wanted to be on your side anon, I really did.

Can dragons be motherly?

>>19244469
yes

>>19244466
Do you now recognize that booruposters are cancer

>>19244469
yes and YES!

>>19244482
I still think Boorus are useful anon, but next time any talk like this goes down I'll just keep my hands off my keyboard.

>>19244469
They are one of the best mothers with how protective they are. I'd love to adventure with my little one while her mother panics.

>>19243649
With all those loli daughters in my bedroom I sure am gonna be sore!

Because I have to give headpats to each and every one to show my appreciation

>>19244502
Hurt a Dragon's daughteru and she'll crave a path of destruction straight to you.

>>19241932
if a pussy smells fishy, what does a mermaid pussy smells like?

>>19244502
i'd love to have big mom keep watch over me from afar when her daughter runs into me in the woods and plays with a stranger

>>19244545
water

>>19244545
human?

>>19244444
Yes

>>19244426
To think that there are people here that defend this kind of faggotry.

>>19244558
What's so indefensible, retard?

I miss when we had actual Chaos girl writers like Harblador

Had to double check to make sure I was on /jp/ and not /v/.
Great thread.

>>19244466
you're upset because le ebin mass replies by memers? k

>>19244535
I don't see why someone would even try to cute little thing. They are just too precious.

>>19244547
Imagine the deadly gaze coming from the shadows judging every single one of your moves while the little one asks what's wrong.

>>19242847
>That bowtie on cute lilim's tail

Yananon's back on anonkun.

Devil's lack G-spots. They have Devil Triggers.

>>19244631
*muffled boo's in the shadows*

>>19244631
you cheeky bastard!

now all I can think about is a demon or a devil activating their devil trigger mid orgasm

>>19244631
I can't get it up to a Devil unless she has a voice as dark as supple leather and a nice, girthy pair of hooves!

>>19244631
Devils aren't crazy enough for me.

>>19244592
little one turns around and says hi mommy while waving

How would MGs react to dad jokes?

So should me Centaur waifu wear the winged hussar armour or should I? We both can't that would just be ridiculous right?

Why do monster girls love humanity so much?

>>19244670
they would think its a terrible dad joke but when they think of the word dad it reminds them how much they love you and made you cum inside until they got pregnant then they try to make another child on the spot

>>19244693
Dick too good

>>19244693
why do humans love humanity so much?

>>19244693
Semen providers

>>19244545
my cock

>>19244704
That means me!!!

>>19244146
So Selene can take the village out, but won't in order to avoid the shitstorm?

Though it is interesting to thing that some monsters think that a lilim being around means the city's gowing to be converted.
I really hope Selene fights Alexa before she changes her.

>>19244704
But that only explains half of the population (well, more than that in the MGEverse)! I suppose the other portion are semen provider providers, though. Gotta respect them boy makers.

I love monsters with big breasts.

>>19244693
Imagine being in a bad mood. Imagine nothing going right, imagine everyone in your vicinity bringing you down, imagine everything being awful. But, when you finally do get home, there's a dog bringing you their favorite toy.

They're a little dim compared to you, so they don't realize their favorite toy isn't yours necessarily. They don't even realize how tired you are and how much you theoretically want to be left alone. All they realize is that you are drowning, and they want you to smile by any means necessary. That is a succubus looking at a human.

>>19244752
I love monsters with breasts big or small.

>>19244752
i love breasts of all sizes below hyper trash

>>19244724
I thought she was having a lust freakout?

I love monsters with big muscles!

>>19244704
>Imagine being in a bad mood. Imagine nothing going right, imagine everyone in your vicinity bringing you down, imagine everything being awful.
Trust me, I don't have to imagine.

>>19244758
It gets scary when you go even beyond hyper.

>>19244771
Meant for
>>19244755

>>19244426
>"Enjoy your por"n game popups and viruses sweaty
>what are adblockers

>>19244776
What do people mean by hyper?

>>19244784
Depends, most common size for that start is probably torso sized breasts and larger.

I enjoy the low end of it.

>>19244784
When the breasts/ass is straight up freakish but the rest of the body is the same.

Or just freash sized everything in a way that makes giantess porn look normal by comparison

>>19244768
I love monsters with fit muscles, but not necessarily big. They can even be shorter than me.

>>19244767
She must of decided against it offscreen

>The echidna looked confused. “I thought that was part of why you were here, what with Lecastie and all.”

>The Lilim sighed. “Lecasite was necessary, their crusades to kill monster kind was too dangerous to leave unattended. This place is different, I could flood this entire city with dark matter and use what was left to wipe the order from here, but a whole bunch of things could go wrong leading to chaos. And then there's the fact that the order knows me, taking this city over paints a target here and at my home for every nearby order city. An invasion would put you and any other monster here in danger.”

god, i want to fuck a squid

>>19244823

The only good alps are Dante and Vergil alps.

>>19244794
>>19244801
it depends on the artist,

>>19244823
Head over to your local aquarium, I'm sure you'll find one there. Just watch out for the sharks, they're a bit bitey.

>>19244811
Personally prefer tall and bulky who can lift me with ease,but to each their own

>>19244755
This gets better when you realize that the dog is about as smart as you are and its favorite toy is also one you enjoy as well, if not actually your favorite. They also realize that while you're tired and want to be left alone that's not necessarily what you need. Truly, monsters are man's best friend. Especially if your actual dog is turned into a kobold.

>>19244825
Bad squid.

>>19244831
I have a weakness for Cagliostro and Tail Red myself.

>>19244832
I like it either way.
And as a cheshire is one of the girls I like, it would be fairly easy to push.

>>19244811
This is a man, by the way.

>>19244852
Are you referring to yourself or the picture?

>>19244867
The picture.

>>19244822
It does make me wonder whats going to happen when she meets Leon?
And there's a good chance that he knows Alexa, so seeing a former co worker as a monster might cause drama.

>>19244869
Danbooru tags says it's a girl.

>>19244867
What happens if you make a chimera that's part hellhound, part weresheep, and part holstaur?

>>19244871
It would make sense for them to duke it out in her mansion.

>>19244892
The Juggernap.

>>19244881
Well they're wrong. That's Caenis, who later in life was known as Caeneus.
Caenis was a woman who was raped by Poseidon, and Poseidon offered to grant her a wish as payment. She wished to be a man so that she could never be violated again, and was known as Caeneus from that day on.
Now, the Caenis in FGO, where that image is from, is an amalgam of Caenis and Caeneus, refers to themselves as a man, and has a case Schrodinger's genitals.

>>19244867
>>19244892
that brings up a good questions can you fuse different parts of mg's and still make chimera.

>>19244892
Make a Chimera that's three Hellhounds and a snek.

>>19244911
What was it with the ancient Greeks that their gods behaved like spoiled teenagers?

Can succs have mofu ears?

>>19244934
Remember that adulthood started at like 15 years old back then.

>>19244934
Theres something about telling someone to go fuck themselves on a cosmic level.

>>19244911
It has boobs and I don't see I dick so I'm operating on its a woman.

>>19244934
I think they based their gods on things folks would do with unlimited power.

This new story makes me think that Selene is a stalker.

>>19244952
Okay homo, just take it to one of the dozen or so Fate threads that are up at all times instead of posting tranny shit here.

>>19244937
KC Sez that Lilim with beast-like horns and tails or with limbs that are covered in an insect-like shell do exist, if only "sporadically".

>>19244959
Well seeing as greek myths were brought up
Selene was an early moon goddess and the original Cosby rapist (only that it was one man many times instead of many women one time)

>>19244982
noice

>>19244959
All monsters are stalkers once they have a man to love.

>>19244836
nah m8 thats gonna be a sith

>>19245001
It's more reverse sleeping beauty, only the beauty doesnt wake up.

>>19245022
Shhh, you mustn't speak of such things.

>>19244911
>She wished to be a man so that she could never be violated again,
Poseidon was bisexual irc, so that wouldn't have stopped him.

>>19245010
>call a kiki from an emergency cleanup service once to impress your boss
>she cleans your apartment covertly for months before forcing herself on you

>>19244946
Vamana does that in the Hindu myths as well, which were basically the Dragon Ball Z of mythos.

So. There's an Asura named Mahabali, The Great Bali. He's giving out gifts in a giant party because while Shiva and his wife Kali are doing the murder macarena this motherfucker has gotten a shit-ton of control over the universe.

BUT ALL IS NOT WELL.
FOR VISHNU SEES YOUR BULLSHIT.

So he incarnates as the avatar known as Vamana (Keep in mind this is like the fifth out of ten times he does this). Vamana is basically a Hindu version of Verne Troyer for a size comparison. He's also a mendicant monk, which means he practices a vow of poverty.

So!

Mahabali offers him anything he wants. Anything. Be it liquor, women, all the gold the midget could possibly want. You name it, he's got it, free of cost. Now, by this time Shiva and Kali have moved on to dicking to the disco so Vamana moves it right along and asks for three pieces of land.

Now, this is a relatively small request, albeit hilarious request in the eyes of THE GREAT BALI because that means he can just give him what he wants and move on with the party.

So, Vamana being a fucking AVATAR OF VISHNU turns into giant of literally cosmic proportions. We're talking Tenga Toppen Gurren Lagann tier shit here. In one step, he covers the entirety of the Earth, in another, he covers the Heavens.

Now, being the magnanimous host that he is, Mahabali offers him his head to step on. So Vamana obliges, and stomps him right the fuck down to the Hindu underworld.

Moral of the story is that if you see a midget in India, run.

>>19245044
But how do we turn this into monster girls?

No criminal can escape from Officer Mofu!

>>19245073
is GO worth playing or is it just waifubait?

>>19245084
All gacha mobages are waifubaits, anon. Save yourself while you can

>>19245084
It's a dumbed down granblue fantasy with 3/4 of the features missing, lower ssr rates and nasu's writing.

>>19244867
This just moight be the cutest Chimera in existence.