/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19177664
Help, /jp/! I can't decide whether I want to be an eel or a boobhu!

>>19177664
Please respond

this thread is horrible

>>19177719
I want to be a boobhu!

>>19177913
I think around a third of the people that frequent these threads do.

>>19177913
I want to be a boobhu too, but i don't want to get fucked by tons of anons!

>>19179422
Then what's the point of being a boobhu?

>>19179716
Being fucked, but i need rest and i don't know if they will take responsability!

>>19179371
I just want a boobhu to smother me with their breasts

>>19179716
This >>19179932

i want to BE a boobhu

boobhus in slightly higher dimensions

>>19179422
I'll get fucked in your place then!

>>19177664
One day.

/jp/ - /e/ and ERP generals

>>19180165
Source? Search engines all give nothing

I want to be a boobhu, but I also want to do paizuri!!

>>19180720
I'll put my /jp/ in these /e/s

>>19177913
>>19179422
>>19181118
I need you folks to answer the most important question here.

Which one, if you could choose?

>>19177909

I'm nearly ten weeks without fapping. Not even boobhus can stop me!!!

>>19181050
sadly the artist never really wanted to be known. he kinda disappeared a few years ago.

>>19181593
This artist got more and more crazy as time went on.

>>19181593
Lily White! Being an immortal resurrecting boobhu with heaving breasts far too large for my tiny frame would be divine. I wonder how much a fairy's tits could expand before they'd be unable to fly?

>>19184450

>>19182373
How come Rindou is so amazing wtf

>>19181593
Okuu!

>>19182373
You MUST be stopped! Give in to these boobies!

Reisen sure has gotten big

"""Inchling"""

>>19187459

SUMIPPAI
>>>/trash/16276953

Flan is a cow.

>>19182064
cursed image

>>19187459
She can take all the inches.

>>19188094
CD-I touhou when?

>>19188146
hopefully never

Cowpiece

>>19177680
delete this

>>19188315
WARNING WARNING
DEKINAI BOOBAGE

>>19188338

>>19188343
Now that was some good stuff

>>19188341

>>19182064
>>19188094

>>19188343
source?

>>19177719
Eels get eaten, boobhus get eaten out. So unless you have a vore fetish, the choice is obvious.

>>19191579
Cutest Reisen!

>>19191579
https://exhentai.org/g/1234905/96d6094635/

>>19179932
Men are ugly because nature is gay.
Women are the result of artificial selection.

>>19194822
But I wouldn't enjoy a boobhu as much if I was a woman.

>>19177719
I want my penis to be that eel

>>19194837
Oh no! Why would seija steal komachis treasure?

>>19194837
GIVE THEM BACK

>>19195732
Born traps like Seija need to lure lesbians into mating
in order that all men will one day be futas.

pig

>>19197262
Fatso!

All the boobmus are too lewd or too shitty.

Touhoppai is the reason why I am still alive.

>>19198730

>>19199309
No wonder Yoshika's so dumb - Seiga's only been giving her food that goes straight to her breasts! What a wicked scoundrel that hermit is, keeping her titzombie all to herself.

>>19197326
>>19197328
>>19199019

>>19199363

>>19199470
the fuck is this resolution?

Iku makes me IKU!

W h o a !

Sideboob.

>>19199845
Reminder that this artist has started literally demanding money for nude versions of his stuff.

>>19200113
How so? The nude version is there.

I want to be breastfed by a boobhu whilst being a boobhu myself!

>>19200102
Sideboob is the cutest and most erotic boob.

>>19200225

>>19199729
Fishy nipples!

>>19199721
The rest is too lewd

How do I get rid a paizuri addiction?

>>19201406
You don't.

PAIZURI
A
I
Z
U
R
I

PAIZURI
PAIZURI
PAIZURI

I want paizuri I need paizuri
Splatter the huge titcows with semen
Leave them stinking to dick and cum
Massage them with fresh semen
fugggggg

>>19201406
Indulge until you get tired of it.

>>19201498
Anon, no! How can you enjoy the boobhus if you have a stroke? Eirin can't pleasure you if you're unconscious in a hospital bed - you'd need someone like Doremy for that!

>>19202742
Being a boobhu isn't easy!

>>19202742

>>19201498
Soft milky 2hu breasts enveloping your leaking, throbbing cock until you can't hold back anymore and paint them white with your lust!

Someday...

>>19199729

>>19197326
>too lewd
You speak as if this was a problem. Not that it's possible to have unlewd huge tits in first place.

>>19202559
I don't think it's working.

>>19204079
Here's some.

Okuu meido~

>>19206785
Assaulted by her fellow employees.

>>19206616
lewd!

>>19207623
Dem hitboxes

More!

>>19207623
Fat!

I just noticed that my favorite artist made art of Junko with bigger oppai!

>>19208400
comparison

>>19208400
this is your favourite artist ? get some standarts

>>19208537
This isn't your favourite artist ? get some standarts

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>>19177913
Almost everyone does.
>>19179371
Try at least 75% of the people who are boobhu regulars do.
>>19179422
It'll happen regardless.

BOUNDARY OF FLAT AND FAT

>>19215059
Very nice

>>19215059
Renko is flat! FLAT!

>>19214077
Money tiddie

>>19217482
Moneybags.

Disgusting die in your sleep

>>19217781
That can be arranged.

>>19217781
t. Flatso

>>19219233
"Six Fingers" Tewi

Where’s yaju senpai when you need him?

>>19219497
FUCK

Why can't you guys at least write interesting and intelligent comments? Are you literally just babies who miss breastfeeding or something? The only thing worse than this thread is the 300 posts of "hurrdurr boobies" to go along with it.

>>19220089
The macromastia featured in this God given discussion on the internet website that has its servers in the United States of America, named 4chan, where in the specific part of said website has a particular thread on a board called /jp/, in which it features many different characters in the Japanese videogame series authored by a man known as "ZUN" known as Touhou (spelt toe-hoe in U.S. English).
Indeed, there is the amazing sight of many images featuring breasts of all shapes and sizes, where each and every gentleman in this thread has had at least a primal impulse of wanting to mate with any of these females of the second dimension.

I, in particular, have the sudden urge to procreate with the relatively new Touhou character that has a beautiful and godly body just like she is!
As well I will try to attempt to fornicate with her mammaries in order to feel a heavenly ecstasy that is definitely out of this world!

tl;dr hecc boobie

>>19220147
And forgive my grammatical errors!
One can say that love (for huge and soft breasts) makes you a silly unintelligent individual!

>>19220089
Sophisticated posts rarely go hand-in-hand with this primitive imagination. It cloud man's heart, takes away his ability to think rationally. Silent treatment, a simple stand in awe around these beautiful images is the sufficient approach here.

Is there a way to go back to the old Pixiv website? I don't like the new design.

a 2hu and a boobhu.

>>19220147
touhou booby

>>19187887
Source?

>>19208962
Hey stop posting off topic stuff or I'll report you (Courtroom inevitable)

>>19223926
I love how his Yajuus are off topic but yours aren't because you gave Yajuu Reimu hair

>>19220089
interesting and intelligent comments? Are you literally just babies who miss breastfeeding or something? The only thing worse than this thread is the 300 posts of "hurrdurr boobies" to go along with it.

>>19223971

>>19223926
Thank you yaju senpai. You always make threads much better

>>19222784

I want to be a boobhu, what are the consequences?

>>19227483
Constantly pregnant with /jp/ babies.

>>19227588
t-they will take responsability right!?

>>19227608
You would be hard pressed to find the father after they were through with you and your heaving bosoms

>>19227608
Fuck, another artist who deleted all of their touhou pics. Might be so many good boobhus I'll never see

>>19233756
Not true, he still has a reisen and sanae pic.

>>19227608
>Work has been deleted or the ID does not exist.

FUCK

>>19237815
乳巫女

DEKAPAIZURI

>>19238819

>>19239353
I would marry Byakuren's tits.
Not her. Her tits.

Wedding ring is a piercing on the nipple.
Wedding night is non-stop paizuri, the first one lubed with her spit, the rest lubed with my sperm.

Make foam out of my cum between her breasts.
Impregnate those heavenly mounds of flesh.

>>19239423

Must be great having other artists draw pics for your birthday, this one's by nnyara for zetumame.

>>19239423
Don't talk about my mom that way.

>>19238819
Sadpanda when

>>19242106
I'll wipe my dickcheese on ur mom's tits, dude.

Big fairy jugs

>>19243297

I want to suck some titties

Surprise! A witch has warped a boobhu into your room and you can do whatever you want with her, but only for 1 hour! What are you gonna do, /jp/?

>>19253189
marisa would rather warp herself into my room instead of anyone else

>>19253189
Bowl her over and cum between her tatas as many times as I can before the hour is up.

>>19253189
Take a nap using those as pillows.

>>19253189
have her turn me into a boobhu as well

>>19253967
Too big!

>>19254249

>>19254128
Not big enough you infidel

Execute him with a chest smother

>>19254128
No, that's the perfect size.

>>19254416
This new miko outfit makes me want to make a donation!!

>>19256408

>>19256408
An sticky donation!

Idk but now i want to be a boobhu! help please.

Why am I so obsessed with paizuri? Why do I think about it many times a day, every day? Why is it the #1 thing I look to when it's time to masturbate? Why would I prioritize it over any other sexual intimacy if I had the chance? If you'll indulge me, I have some theories that I'd like to present.

>>19260451
Partially, I think it's due to the fact that paizuri is about as far from actual procreation as you can get. Vaginal intercourse is what leads to a baby, and oral sex and anal sex, by also involving penetration of a hole, are understandable analogues. Handjobs mirror masturbation, which, at it's most normalized and basic form, involves fantasizing about "proper" sex, so it's debatably still just one step away from baby-making. With outercourse, footjobs, thighjobs, fun with armpits, and, of course, paizuri, we enter the realm of the damned, of ejaculation two or more steps removed from any fertilization. Paizuri, I submit, stands above even these - as engorged breasts are associated with child rearing, the ultimate product of sex, forgoing sex to mate with the breasts and pointlessly spill one's seed is the apex of deviation from natural norms. Masturbating to it as a fantasy is even more removed. The whole thing has an air of subversiveness and depravity that is intoxicating and addictive.

>>19260474
However, this isn't the complete story, as I also often fantasize about having vaginal sex with boobhus. Not as often as paizuri, but often. Thrusting deeply into them and squeezing their flopping breasts, already slimy from the paizuri foreplay. Cumming deep and unprotected is a must, so I feel like the breeding impulse isn't completely nullified in me, but the cake-eat duality of both misspent, nearly masturbatory, titty-creampies and deep, purposeful, family-starting normal creampies are enabled only through blessed paizuri.

>>19260499
In this desire, the ego is manifested - if I think myself as worthy of raising a child with a boobhu, then I must think myself a very fine man indeed. For better or worse, the patriarchal standards of contemporary society has often made the metric of "success" in a man (career, skills, physique, etc.) as equivalent to beauty in women. For me, and for many of us, the essential aspect of womanly beauty is the bust, and it certainly ranks in the top of obviously apparent physical features. Of course, our beloved boobhus have much more going on then their chest sizes - they're charming, interesting, and wonderfully unique people first and foremost. However, when onlookers see our families, they'll notice first our wife's huge tits, and then maybe assume something about how much money we make - that metric by which men's choices are measured. Thus, paizuri, despite also being depraved and pointless, is the ultimate achievement in society's eyes: these huge breasts, which everyone sees and loves, are being used by you for your pleasure.

>>19260532
This duality feels essential to paizuri - in public, her bust innocently intrudes into her everyday life, jiggling and spilling out of any outfit, awkwardly bumping into objects, and arousing any onlooker bold enough to take a look; then, in the bedroom, they transform into your personal onahole. But this just is one of several essential dualities of paizuri. For example, look at this paizuri invitation by Sanae compared to other ones I've posted - the invitation to paizuri can either be knowing, flaunting her boobie power, knowing you're powerless, or it can be totally innocent, confused, uncertain what the man could be getting out this frantic rubbing, perhaps relieved or disappointed that she doesn't have to take off her panties.

>>19260451
>>19260556
zip it already

>>19260556
Paizuri is also dual in its immediacy and convenience - one can imagine a quickie in an alleyway, strategically unbuttoning one shirt and unzipping one's thigh, humping her chest as she kneels, you make a mess, but she just buttons back up, and you both go on with your day.

>>19260499
>bukkake the tittay
>runs down body into vagoo
>pregnant
Works.

>>19260563
This won't work because they'll smell like dick and won't let you do it.

>>19260558
No
>>19260563
However, one can also easily imagine a "special night" of paizuri: an outfit chosen or even designed just for it, or even the added intimacy of full nudity - sometimes an overlooked option for us under-clothes paizuri degenerates. A long session of foreplay involving groping, nursing, observing them bouncing or rubbing against surrogate penises - unlike other forms of intercourse, where the textures and feelings are hidden inside, the experience of the breasts in motion translates directly to the pleasure of paizuri, which I think is an essential component to paizuri fantasy.

Then, when you're good and aroused, a special oil is applied, a comfortable position is found, and you go at it until dawn. Paizuri of love.

>>19260576
This form of impregnation has long been rumored but more rigourous testing is needed to prove its viability. And some girls like smelling like dick!

>>19260582
There are also, of course, important dualities in how paizuri is performed. More than any other sex act, I think it allows both dominate positions for the male and female. The male can take charge, thrusting into the chest in any matter he likes, from the top or bottom, with the girl lying down or kneeling, on her side with her breasts stacked like fluffy pancakes, through any shirt or outfit - cutting holes, if required - even mating pressing it from above. In this sense the boobhu really is little more than an onahole, or I guess onachest, as the man practically glues her chest together with cumshot after cumshot.

>>19260600
The boobhu, however, has total freedom in how to respond in this situation. Sure, she can squirm, or moan, or resist in some way, which can be extremely erotic and adds to a feeling of conquest. However, paizuri is unique in how little it actually intrudes upon or impedes the woman. It doesn't directly stimulate her, like vaginal or anal intercourse likely would. It doesn't block her vision or stop her from talking, like a throatfucking would. It doesn't even occupy her hands, leaving her free to read a book or play a game. The idea of a man thrusting wildly into a big squishy chest, totally unable to stop or think, while the woman looks on with just mild amusement, or outright boredom, or distraction, is extremely arousing to me. With the right sort of sly smile, it completely inverts the situation - even though the man is doing whatever he pleases, it becomes a femdom situation! Amazing!

>>19260628
In the woman-led paizuri, there is even more variation. One can imagine any attitude from the girl, ranging from bitter obligation to genki enthusiasm, and see it influence in her paizuri techniques - rapid tight slamming to "get it over with" to all sorts of creative fun with nipple play and asymmetries. And you can see it on her face! Paizuri offers a better look at your lover's face than almost any other sex act, and, barring any other external stimulation, it represents her honest feelings about the situation.

I'm going to turn you all into boobhus and then have faceless /jp/sies impregnate you and your tits till the heat death of the universe, deviants.

>>19260647

>>19260644
This is why I think paizuri also represents the most wonderful, most loving gift that a woman can give a man. Watching her move her breasts with love and care, carefully studying your reactions to maximize your pleasure, as you look into her concentrated, loving face, your penis lying so close to her heart... It's beautiful! I think it's a truly beautiful thing! And yet it's such a degenerate thing! A wonderful duality!

>>19260652
The law will permit this.

>>19260660
Well, that's my ad-hoc mid-fap essay on paizuri. Please let me know what you thought and what your own feelings on paizuri are. I think we're only scratching the surface of its blessings and mysteries. I feel like the many dualities of it are important. I'd even go so far as to say that the fact that so many of us in boobhu threads both wish to be boobhus and to be with boobhus reflects, alongside a common love of paizuri, some inherent inclination towards duality as a way of life. But that's going pretty far outside our scope.

Have a good night, /jp/!

>>19260644
plump!

>>19260682
>>19260644
Yukari is fat.

>>19260675
Good night, smartposter!
It was a wonderful piece of small literature with a big love for both boobhus and paizuri!

>>19260715
that's just plump.

>>19260816
That belly is fatness!

its sad to see how 3D tiddies can't compare to 2D tiddies 97% of the time.

Paizuri oddly isn't to my interests even though I love boobhus. I want to make love to a girl with enormous breasts and watch them bounce with the thrusts, or play with them and suckle them during otherwise conventional coitus.

>>19260938
Class is now starting. You may be seated.

>>19261366
Thanks for all of this. Please put everything in a pastebin so I can tex format and make a pdf. In the mean time, I'm gonna fap.

>>19261468
Cons are
Not real

>>19260675
Thank you, smartposter!

I wish I could apply as much analytical thought to why I want to be a boobhu so bad.

>>19260833
Fat bellies are just another soft part you can squeeze and play with

>>19260673

>>19260628
>With the right sort of sly smile, it completely inverts the situation - even though the man is doing whatever he pleases, it becomes a femdom situation!
ALAS I TRULY SEE NOW

>>19272964

Boobhus aren't considered boobhus unless they have at least GG cups at minimum.

>>19273010
Has this been scanned?

>>19273032
Now that's a real boobhu!

>>19273365
nope

>>19253189
I use my hour for lewd, and then pay the witch for her services.

>>19273032
Unfff

>>19273032
Dekasugihime

>>19177680
>not 'Paizu-rai Sisters'
Shameful.

>>19276283
I want to hit her hitbox with my dick you get what I mean

>>19276283
fat

>>19273032
I want to fertilize that!

>>19281467
this artist's niconico video series about Reimu and Marisa playing Alice's Cthulhu-themed tabletop RPG is pretty funny.

Grope

>>19284842
this artist draws a lot of girls with penises.

>>19282075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dI6fLQzqFs

Big Tiger

You have one minute to give a good answer about why this thread couldn't be in /e/ and is here instead

>>19285199
it being on /e/ doesn't mean it can't be here too since it's related to the board, and boobhu threads have existed since 2008, so it's never going away.

>>19285199
2hu

get triggered, flatso

>>19285216
I love big breasts and that's not even an answer you fucking faggot

>>19285208
I see, I guess its a tradition at this point

Its still slightly jarring how people don't use designated boards for their purpose and then everyone wonders why the fuck they are so slow or why some boards are full of off topic threads

>>19285237
even if it wasn't tradition it's still something that would be related to the board, same way there's videogame t&a threads on /v/. I don't see why is there a problem if the thread is allowed on more than one board, and in this case you have the /jp/ community, which isn't a guarantee on /e/.

believe it or not these threads sometimes delve into lore discussion into which touhou would work as Gensokyo's milk suppliers and things like that.

>>19285260
Come the fuck on, /jp/ isn't stated in its rules for pictures without any discussion, as much as the constant threads about "post [touhou character] pics ITT" that should be in /c/ suggest otherwise. The problem also is that in those boards such threads are fitting but do not exist despite your suggestion that it fits on both boards

I don't want these threads banned or stopping, just a bit of self awareness and admitting "yeah, this really isn't japanese culture discussion and are admittedly better in other boards"

>which tohou would work as milk supplier
Oh come on

Shut up and post more boobhus fags!

>>19285316

>>19285303
>and are admittedly better in other boards
Absolute heresy. This is the place where people can admire and workship our beloved girls. Any other option is simply preposterous.

>>19285361
That pic was already posted in this thread

So much for your worship, for fucks sake

>>19285375
We are like around 250 post dude. Blame the duplicate system not being able to recognize the pic.

>>19285320
Big fairies are good

>>19285316

>>19285431

>>19285059

>>19286330
Increasing Shou's popularity!

>>19286330

>>19285431

>>19281755
Really? Name?

>>19289498
http://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/31184836#+sort=0

>>19285199
2hu and we're having smart statements about breasts.
I don't think /e/ will ever talk about the beloved paizuri.

Wriggle is a BIG bug!

>>19292607

>>19292607

>>19292607

Paizuri.

>>19295040
where?

>>19182373
you go man, you go

>>19206616
>mfw this is the only boobhu on here with sanely large cups

Did someone say insanely large cups?

>>19253189
faint, wake up 50 minutes later, realize that was not a dream, and just be fucking confused as to what the hell happened, and why,and after the hour is over, id post the incident on /jp/ so the supreme envy of others, and the shock that no lewd was committed.

>>19254128
i agree, thats a tad bit much

>>19260675
the paizuri manifesto comes to a close, and /jp/'s next great literature is born

>>19273032
do you think that is a bit too much boob? no? Just me then? ok.

>>19285453
whomst decided gif'd boobhu autism was a good idea

>>19296011
I did
>>19296123
Nope
>>19296218
I don't think so

>>19296011
Oh no

>>19296123
No.
>>19296218
Just you.

does someone have the link to the thread with a story of how reimu tried groping yukari's tiddies, and failed nobly? i had heard about it on a previous boobhu thread and forgot the link

>>19296335
>>/jp/thread/S5210855

>>19296344
ah, thanks

>wake up
>see this
what do

>>19296577
Who are you quoting lady?

>>19296344
Whoa, an ancient boobhu thread!

>>19296831
yes, it is the greatest boobhu thread to ever exist

>>19296577
Vomit because it has breasts larger than its head.

>>19298901
You're full of shit. Everyone who makes these kinds of complaints are full of shit.
>breasts larger than its head.
Not even the fucking case, are your eyes going again grandpa, or are you just prejudiced against women with large mammaries?

>>19298938
Do not post samples here kudasai.

>>19298954
Apologies, I tried to post the original as a reply but it detected it as a duplicate
Have a Komachi

>>19298901
kys flatfag.

>>19296577
i dunno, would definitely fuck though

>>19298849
>>19298938
More titty vampires

>>19299723

>>19296577
Proceed to do the mating ritual that human males do.

god help us all

>>19303112
God you say?

>>19303148
oh ffs

>>19298901
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBpsA0yqTAc

so many rude titties

>>19304874
Whats a rude titty

>>19306565
go to the warosu website link

>>19197262
Dumb bitch thinks the book has a camera LMAO

Patchouli has to buy her bra at a specialty store!!

>>19316533

Thank you once again boobs.

>>19316533
I want to grope Fatchos big soft belly

>>19318624
I wanna squeeze fatchouli's everything

>>19320480
I want to make fatchouli softer

bye boobhu thread