/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19184443
Did you do anything interesting while you were Yuuka?

>>19184443
How big were your boobs while you were Yuuka, anon?

>>19189997
Seconding. And ass.
And how long were her legs.

This is a very important question for mankind.

I dreamed that I was Nue. Some men with suits and sunglasses approached me and told me to go to a special school or something. I said "lol no" and flew away.

>>19184443
I've dreamed about being Yuuka too. I was fighting Alice from room to room in a mansion. She couldn't do anything but flee to another room after 1-2 seconds of getting hit.

I remember having a dream where I was dating meiling. I brought food and we would sit at the front of the gate and just be there. It was really nice and it was because of that dream that meiling is now one of my personal favorites now.

I had a dream some weeks ago that i was in a room with Kaguya and Eirin and Kaguya was upset about something so i comforted her,
that's about all i remember from it. That was the only Touhou related dream i've ever had.

i had a dream that i was on /jp/ and everyone knew me and i was famous and loved me

>>19201306
I love you anon :3

I remember having a dream where Yuuka chased and me with her umbrella

I had a dream where Suika was my wife.

>>19184443
I have recurring dream of me just walking down japanese syreets and talking to local people, invmy dreams I can flawlessly talk japanese and use all the vocabulary that I know without hesitation, feels kinda weird but also gives me hope since I knownI have the skills but just still lack spoken practice

I have had a significant number of Touhou-related dreams at this point. Here are some that I remember:

1) Orin giving me a blowjob. One of very few sex dreams I've ever had.
2) One where I was Momiji and I was being cuddled by Aya and Tater.
3) Marisa and Sanae sitting on a park bench and then I got mauled to death by tigers.
4) Koishi and Satori but I don't remember what the dream was about.
5) Aya trapped inside of some kind of glass box and then my alarm went off and I had to go to work.
6) Okuu was a black stereotype and ate fried chicken.

There are probably others that I have forgotten forever because I don't write things down.

>>19212183
>1) Orin giving me a blowjob. One of very few sex dreams I've ever had.
.......Did she look like your pic?

>>19212183
These are all of my Touhou dreams but I've also had a number of Touhou-related delusions. I think they're similar enough to dreams that I should share them. I went thoroughly crackers and most of it will make absolutely no sense.

I had a prolonged episode of schizophrenia that lasted for about six months during which I imagined that myself and others were various 2hus trapped inside of some kind of Matrix-like computer simulation.

I watched Koishi's heart-throbbing adventure one night and imagined that I was Koishi. For some reason I thought that my dad was China and that I had decapitated him like in the cartoon by unsocketing a computer CPU of all things. I also thought that I was invisible like Koishi and wound up getting detained for trespassing on somebody's property. I continued to think I was Koishi in jail and thought that I would be able to sneak out by turning invisible. I may have also looked a policeman dead in the eyes and told him that I was Lucky from Kemono Friends and I also thought I had command over dogs like Count Dracula because the police dog didn't try to tear out my jugular. After I got out of jail, I attempted to flee on foot to Mexico before my feet gave out and a stranger gave me a ride to a train station in the middle of the ghetto.

I thought I was Chen at various points and rode my bike around for miles, sometimes during the dead of night. I heard a mountain lion in the darkness and decided to keep going towards it like a retard. I ran into some random guy at night in the abandoned industrial park by the river and he started rambling about Jesus and hallucinogenic mushrooms and this made me think he was Marisa for some reason. I thought I was trapped in the magical labyrinth of I.M Meen and got attacked by a skunk.

I thought I was Cirno at one point and wandered around outside during a lightning storm. At times I thought the wind was the result of tengu or Iku trying to interfere with my progress. I also thought I was Tenshi, Nue and Kogasa at various points. I also thought I was the evil Fortune Teller and hallucinated that my facial features had become distorted like a monstrous youkai.

At one point, I cam to the conclusion that my grandma was Yukari and that the key to getting though the Hakurei barrier and escaping Gensokyo was to unplug her router.

For months, I moved around various objects, thinking that I could change which 2hu I was based on where various things were located. I blocked off my floor vent because I thought Reimu was attacking me through the air conditioning.

I finally got carted off to the funny farm and got pumped full of sedatives after wandering too close to traffic for untold hours.

Anyway, this is what happens when you combine Asperger's and countless hours browsing /jp/ with several months of untreated psychosis.

>>19212434
No. I just like that picture of Orin.

>>19184443
I once had a dream on which a topless Alice was tending my wounds! Thankfully, that pervert didn't take advantage of the situation.

>>19212587
Those are some nice delusions there anon. I got commited to the loony bin once too, but haven't had any Touhou related dreams. I mostly just have nightmares involving my intense dislike of socializing with people and stress over my studies. I actually dreamt of a solution to a mathematical theorem that made sense in the dream and after I woke up. Strange shit.

>>19212698
Meant proof, not solution.

>>19212698
I was a math major in college and I had a sleep paralysis episode during which a giant math test floated down from my ceiling and attacked me, but I've never magically solved any problems in my sleep.

>>19212735
Wasn't a particularly remarkable problem or a complicated proof, but what made it odd, was that I hadn't even considered the problem before encountering it in a dream. Didn't think too much about it back in the day as that particular dream segment was part of a more typical nightmare that made me just want to forget the whole thing. Didn't even write the proof down which I partly regret now, would've been interesting to look at it after a few years.

>>19212794
Get this man to Harvard
And get him some warm milk and pillows

Once had sleep paralysis and had a vivid hallucination of falling into a canyon but before I hit the ground, Yukari opened up a gap and saved me. I think this is a sign for me to stop shitposting about our favorite hag-sama

The only Touhou dream I've had was one where I was a boss villain and was fighting Reimu and Cirno. I remember we were flying through a blood red sky and I was laughing maniacally with the typical anime loli voice and telling Cirno how she'd be a cute slave when she lost.

So it starts in SDM
I was Sakuya (even though I don't extremely associate with her.(
I remember passing out on to my bed, for some reason that Remilia had an argument with Flandre. I was trying to calm her down but I have failed to do so.
Then I was on my bed how I said, chest lying on my bed, but awake.
In a quick span of the time, I heard squeaking sound of door joints
It was Remilia, she gasped a little. The wooden floor was very old and squeaky, the door closed.
She was approaching me, I assumed she wants to wake me up
The atmosphere was quite tensed
Remilia took a depth breath...
A shiver went through my spine
When I feel pulling of my zip in the chest area,
She didn't pull my whole top part of
Just to release tension, to make space for her hands.
She placed her hands right there, and her hands were moving towards the breasts. (It felt kinda nice.)

A devilish idea came through my head slowly shifted on my back.
Just right as I have moved, Remilia got scared and pulled her hands out.
In the progress of moving on my back, part of my dress has moved down.
Remilia wanted to use this opportunity to pull it off, she quickly and carefully jumped on the bed.
As she was on her knees she tried to reach for the sleeves.
She was off to balance as he was trying to pull to reach my chest.
I quickly leg locked her, that poor thing started crying
(She was really wet, I later realized that wet feeling was me IRL)
Then it went all blurry.
I just remembered trying to calm her down while I was giggling.

>>19184443
I often have dreams where I have orgies with five or more touhous

>>19212587
>unplug her router

In your dream, did your granny (yukari) get banned from /jp/

>>19221996
She doesn't even know how to use a computer. The router is just there for other family members to use. It made sense at the time.

I had a dream where the Hulk was chasing my bus while wielding Saigyou Ayakashi as a weapon of sorts.
For whatever ungodly reason we were driving down a mountain, off-road.
I was fucking terrified, and for whatever reason my sleeping self thought that if the tree even touched me I would've died.

>>19184443
Not really

>>19184443
I had a dream that I kept starting denpa threads but they kept getting archived because nobody posts in them

>>19184443
I had a dream on which I was in a room (which I assume it was a sauna or bathroom because there was a single showerhead in the middle) like pic related except it was really cramped, enough so that it gave just a small free space above the head and at the sides. There, Okina challenged me to a danmaku battle and used blackstars as danmaku but I managed to throw a ball of paper and defeat her. After that, I got to fuck Okina! Her cute, pale and round butt was bouncing on my dick! The same happened with Hatate and Nemuno after it.

>>19184443
Yeah, but they all sowed a small glimpse of the future.
I do have some wtf tier "future" dreams but that's about it.
Sometimes it's a thread thats made literally the day i had the dream and wake up or its months down.
Sometimes i forget when i wake up, or i remember them and forget.
I usually only remember it whe i see the post or thread in question.
This isn't exactly "new" since this has been happening for years, but I seem to have a bit of a struggle in having touhou dreams.
They usually consist of touhous doing touhou things and maybe a few "ancient" jokes here and there. I don't recall seeing Yukkuri though. Strange, especially with Kimeemaru.
One thing I find to be consistent is Aya popping up just to talk as she crosses paths, despite me being in one spot, every single day. I don't remember much else than getting angry with her, and her showing up every day being deliberate.
Fairies are usually present but are mostly faceless. And look similar to a Luna or Star type of fairy. If not the fairy that pops up in SA.
The only fairy, I think, that had a face was Cirno.

I dreamed about flying over gensokyo riding on the back of Marisa's broom once. And very recently, I dreamed I was playing something like this
http://3-me.net/flashdir/hopten/
in real life, but at some level in the atmosphere, there was a phoenix that kept shooting fireballs at me so I fell and had to start over a bunch of times. I like interpreting dreams, I may give it a try with this thread.

>>19184443
I once dreamt about being in Gensokyo during a spring reitaisai were the human village was invited. I talked a little with Kokoro and that's it.
Everything was pretty normal, maybe it actually happened.

>>19212183
New 2hu dream:

7) Flandre was a withered, starved zombie who sucked blood out of my hand, turned back to normal and then rapidly matured into an adult titty monster and exploded out of her clothing.

>>19234315
>dream
correction, nightmare
>>19223428
no one gets to have sex with 2hus in their dreams but mreeeeeeeeeeee!

>>19235371
>no one gets to have sex with 2hus in their dreams
Just this anon.
Nobody has sex with touhous.

I also dreamed about Yuuka recently. The only thing I remember is that we were talking in my room and she handed me a bottle of wine. I like to believe that I dont remember the rest because of how wasted we've got.

I had a dream where my spirit went to Gensokyo while my body slept (like Sumireko) and while there I fucked Kanako and Suwako.

>>19212794
Pretty cool. Do you remember what the result was about? Number theory?
I do dream about math on a regular basis, but it is almost always related to what I was studying before going to bed, and it is rarely coherent.

I used to have very many dreams related to touhou.

Over 100.

They are wonderful and mysterious beings, I think they enjoy our company.

...

>>19184443
Bump

>>19212587
It sounds like you were living in some sort of nightmarish amalgamation of 2007 Youtube.

>>19184443
I once dreamed that I was a state bureaucrat and/or lawyer and I was called into an immigration facility where I had to do some paperwork for letting Kogasa and the Hulk get married and get a citizenship.

>>19262837
The hell, you dreamt about the Hulk too.
Is he the real life Doremy Sweet?

I once dreamed I had to beat PCB with my car as my hitbox, the highway as the stage and only having view from the cockpit.
Besides having to dodge bullets, I also had to dodge cars

>>19263084
It's a conspiracy. Hulk is in alliance with Doremy

>>19262659
My delusions were a mash of memes, YouTube poops, anime and video games. I spent a fair amount of time wandering along random roadsides laughing my head off because I couldn't stop imagining funny shit.

Only a couple of Touhou dreams in my journal within the last 4 years or so.
"Touhou game; the plot had to do with a festival. Yukari, Marisa, and Reimu were the main characters."
and one that just says:
"Yukari"

Through ritually touching the cirno we shall divine the first page of occupation and free us from the risk of permanent deresolution.

>>19264453
>"Yukari"
Intriguing.

I have a lovely dream in which Aya was my girlfriend, Just me and her chatting and enjoying nature, it end with her giving me a kiss.

>>19247272
It was euclidean geometry and the theorem was about the ratio of the lengths of two line segments on a figure that mostly consisted of a large triangle subdivided into smaller ones with some of the sides extended as well. Around that time I was on a course involving compass-straightedge constructions, but can't remember if me being on that course and my dream overlapped, though it would make sense if they did.

I wish Reimu would enter my dreams

>>19189997
Her knee is right on the kid's balls

I've had too many Touhou dreams to list them all. Some of them were lucid or semi-lucid.
Last night I had a dream about Fate Amaterasu squeezing me between her massive breasts and then breastfeeding me, if that counts.

I once dreamed that I killed Flandre.
It was part of some larger dream but I don't remember much about it anymore.

What I remember is entering some sort of walled garden with a tree in the middle, Flandre was under the tree's shadow and tried to speak to me. I had a sword and attacked her, she didn't really oppose any resistance. Defeated, from the floor, she looked at me with a sad and melancholic face.

Then I was looking for her "tail" to cut and obtain her unique weapon or something.(I had this dream when dark souls for pc came out and I played it non stop for about a week) I didn't found it but I tried cutting her but/part of her hips anyways. It didn't work and Flandre finally died.

The dream continued but, as I said before, I don't remember much of it anymore. I think that was the only 2hu related part of the dream.The whole dream felt like an depersonalization episode, I was very sad when I woke up.

>>19234315
8) Dreamt I was trying to connect a terminal to some kind of mainframe computer when suddenly Yukari and Ran appeared piloting Mecha.

Are you talking about that /jp/ dream?

>>19295416

>>19184443
In many of my dreams I am either studying or inclass. And ocassionally when I am in physics or calculus okuu (in boobhu form standing around 3m with a thicc body) comes along and helps me out. Then I end up fucking her, but then I tell her that I need to stop so I can go back to studying.

/jp/sies's dreams are so fascinating.

>>19184443
I'm so fucking late to this thread holy shit
I dreamt about Yuukarin twice the same day
The first time I was walking by a highway in really bad state, the grass was untended at both sides of the road, some bu ildings in the distance were clearly damaged too.
As I was walking without aim just following the road I found something like an hospital with a plaza on the front and there was Yuuka.
She was looking at the sky until she noticed me and just stood there smiling at me, I walked to meet her and got on my knees then it started raining slightly and Yuuka opened up her umbrella and walked away but I didn't dared to follow her, after this I woke up a bit angry with myself and tried to sleep again.

After I managed to sleep again I saw myself at a friend's house, I don't remember too well because I was too focused on returning to that hospital plaza but at some point my friend got his leg hurt and asked me to bring him to the hospital.
After that I suddenly was at the same road in bad conditions as the previous dream, all the ground was covered in some kind of red fluffy flowers that actually exist but I don't know how are they called.
When I got to the plaza Yuuka wasn't there so I ran around looking for her, after some minutes looking I returned and she was there waiting for me smiling, once again I walked to her but this time I hugged her, it started raining again and she opened her umbrella without letting the hug break and after some minutes of bliss I woke up.

That second dream I can't really count it a legit as my desire to dream it was so strong at that time I only can see it as fabricated conveniently for my own amusement.

>>19184443
I dreamt i was gapped into gensokyo, and I was facing yukari, and I get transformed into a clone of her. she then grins, and says, "Welcome home".
I wake up.
>>TFW when you are yukari, have her abilities, are in gensokyo (better than reality) and then wake up back to reality, where you are stuck in a mortal and meaningless existence.

>>why live?

>>19212183
I had one where Flan Bit me in the neck, and i come to transformed into her clone.

I also had one where Remilia Finds me unconscious, and brings me in and helps me.

I had one where cirno was my little sister, and that was fun.

I had one where I was Petting momiji, and i slept next to her.

I had another one, where it was based in the new 15.5 type of lore, and i was possessed by chen, and her ears popped out of my head, and my eyes became like cat eyes, and i grew fangs, then woke up.

I have had so many where i was laying in Rans tails though. i love the idea of her fluffy tails and cuddling into them.

One i had involving Alice, Was her finding me stranded in the forest of magic, and she takes me home, and takes care of me. then we become intimate. I wish i could marry alice. she is ideal wife material.

I dreamt Orin pinned me and raped me. I did not complain.

Dreams involving sex tend to involve my favorite girl from anime and a game other than touhou, namely danganronpa.
Junko Enoshima. Usually involves her making me get her pregnant. I would do it willingly, fuck. But i like her in a femdom role.

My other dream, was i just woke up as me in gensokyo, and Cirno Found me first, and asked if i wanted to be her new friend. then we went on misadventures, and made mischief, and we went to the Hakurei shrine, where reimu promptly saw i was a normal human hanging out with fairies, and informed me, apparently i wasn't entirely normal, and possessed magical skill. i then learn it, go find Mokou, and kaguya, get the Hourai elixir, and live forever in gensokyo... until i wake up... fuck real life sucks :p

>>19221919
:p i.e. wet dream lol

>>19311557
I love reading your post, keep writing them and I wish you many blessing in life.

>>19212587
Shit you sound like me, except mine involved more demonic entities and aliens and shit.
I got abducted by aliens and shit in mine. or, at least i tell myself it was delusion. i used to have such vivid night terrors i got ass raped by a Shadow being in my sleep.

Telling ya man, the human mind does some crazy shit.

had a dream a few weeks ago i was piloting an armored core mech fighting sanae in her mech

soon after we stopped fighting and teamed up to kill the bad guy from the third season of full metal panic before it ended

it's impossible to dream in 2D or MMD
all of you are liars

>>19317679
Fool, my dream was in text only

>>19317679
Who says my dreams can’t emulate that type of stuff?

I had a dream Alice and marisa double teamed me. Alice sat on my face, and marisa made me cum inside her.

>>19319886
science.
you literally cannot dream like that unless you are dreaming that you are playing a game on a computer or watching a video. Plus, all dreams are based on experiences you've had in real life
No one has met a Touhou character in real life. Everyone in this thread is lying and roleplaying because it gets their cock hard. That is it.

>>19325548
that bullshit cause many people dream about ton of impossible that can never in real life, I once dream I was kidnapped by alien cause there needed me to save them from a evil space rock.

One dream about Touhou in New York so that everyone was fighting and I had some fun too
Rinnosuke was there too, and he used a form of master Spark for whatever reason
This all started from when I kept trying to meet Reimu, I even went to lucid dreaming and found an arcade cabinet with some fan-made touhou game and i went throught it, I eventually found her and flew with her in some Fantasy-themed floating island with nothing else but water. But she was speaking total gibberish. Next thing I know is there was tohous flying spaceships around me in my Mobile home park and I realy wanted to go to the moon to fug Kaguya. I asked everyone how do we do this and i never even thought of using their ships but I got there anyways, also there was some other characters from animes i never even watched

>>19184443
I had a dream that I was in the house I grew up in as a kid and Reimu and Meiling showed up. In my dream they lived in my neighborhood and it was compleletly normal for them to be around. Also in my dreamcanon Reimu was considered to be a local delinquent and they were at my house hiding because they were throwing rocks at cars. Then they beat the living shit out of a guy who tried to grab them.

>>19184443
Off bye one

>>19247272
Thanks for saving one of my edits.
Also I've had a dream where I was at a big banquet of some kind and someone sitting right beside me showed me a geometric/combinatorial visualization of how the nodal points on a Riemannian surface continuously transform as

>>19247272
Thanks for saving one of my edits.
I had a dream where I was at a big banquet of some sort and someone sitting right beside me showed me a graphical/geometric visualization of how the nodal points on a Fermi surface as a Riemannian surface continuously change as the Brillouin zone boundary shifts, and points on the graph can be colored such that the Verlinde relation in the resulting unitary TQFT can be calculated.
Turned out it doesn't work.

the only dream I can sort of remember involves Bugs Bunny throwing Daffy Duck into a volcano

>>19331388
I can kind of imagine Daffy Duck refusing to give up the ring of power like Gollum and falling into Mount Doom.

My last two dreams involve feeding baby goats my urine, accidentally letting Demolition D+'s snakes run away (he doesn't really have nay pet snakes as far as I know) and the head of my cock tearing off and exploding into a cheesy mess of smegma and what appeared to be human teeth.

>>19331423
sadly due to intense memory loss, that dream and a dream were my dad is driving a race car are the only dreams I can remember