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A Not Drinking contest.

Shit

Nice job.

>>1921067
Lying games

I'm a mongel so sex

A Bedtop Sport for Indoor Type Endurance contest.
I'll probably lose (and possibly die), but I'll be happy.

BOXING.

>>1921095
but once you lose, she'll take you home (onikakushi) to have even more sex and alcohol with you.

>>1921102
THEN WHO YOU GONNA CALL

Easy. Good 'ol fashioned pissing contest.

>>1921102
And this is bad because...why?

>>1921116
Shes likes it ruff your dick might brake

NFL Blitz, I have only ever lost once.

>>1921120
My dick brakes for NO ONE.

>>1921098
I guess so! They wouldn't know the rules and would likely disqualify themselves.

Yeah I can see beating them that way.

>>1921131
She will snap you like a twig

>>1921116

Imagine everything you drink right now.

Then imagine having only that amount of pure fortified rice-wine(sake)to drink every day for the rest of your life.

That's why

>>1921143
>I guess so! They wouldn't know the rules and would likely disqualify themselves.

Much like the Jets then?

That looks dangerous.
It looks like they could poke each-others' eyes out at any moment.

What do you bet ZUN intended her to be a loli just like all his characters?

>>1921211
Ta-dah!

You are a proud warrior in East Asia, serving a most charismatic and ambitious young warlord by the name of Temujin. In his glorious unification of his ancestral homeland, you serve him with the might and energy of a hundred men. After the most magnificent of battles, you see a strange distortion of space, where two oddly clothed women, one who somehow appears to have several large furry tails, are dragging exhausted sleeping soldiers. You, knowing no fear, charge towards the women full bore. However, you misjudge the distortion, falling through time and space.

When you finally gather your wits, you find yourself in a strange world, one you gather must be tales of the land far to the east beyond the sea. You find you have landed in a place called "Hakurei Shrine", and that the lady in charge is a miko by the name of Reimu. She's rather annoyed by your less than pleasant smell and tendency to devour a small feast at one sitting. Worse yet, you don't have any of this "money" stuff she keeps going on about. She mutters under her breath how you must be another "oni".

Upon those words, a young girl with horns sticking out of her head leaps at you and pins you to the ground. "Another oni!" she squeals with delight. The two of you certainly seem sure to get along well together.

As time passes, you enjoy the company of this young oni girl by the name of Suika. Even your remarkable strength is easily matched by this girl, and her tolerance for alcohol outdoes even your own. She loves competition, and you find yourself exhausted, bruised, with many hangovers, and with a very sore pelvis (Although you agree that both of you won that competition very much.), and you couldn't imagine a greater reward for a warrior who must have been slain in battle and granted the delights of the heavens.

One hot summer's day, you mention to Suika that the sun is a terrible thing, far too hot and far too bright. She agrees, and insists you two get drunk in order to cool down. Her answer for everything, and not a bad one at that. After what seems to be endless amounts of this liquor she calls "sake", you get a brilliant idea. "I should punch the sun!" you exclaim. Suika agrees emphatically. However, you sadly remember that humans cannot fly, and you just can't quite reach the sun to punch it, even though you try for a full hour. Suika then has a brilliant idea of her own. She will use her awesome strength to throw you at the sun, so you can punch it.

You fly through the air so fast, you are shocked to find that up in the sky really high, everything is black with a bunch of tiny spots of light. There doesn't seem to be any air up here... However, the woman you saw on that fateful day peeks her head at you, somehow traveling at the same speed you are, and explains briefly "Mongols are like Batman. You can breathe in space." What this means, you never manage to find out. As you reach the sun, you punch it with all your might. Or rather, you fly into the sun with your fist mightily stretched out. Even a mighty Mongol quickly burns to a crisp when he lands on the sun.

Suika has realized this, far too late. She's sad that her new friend is gone. However, the freak occurrence of a total solar eclipse the next day warms her heart. You really did beat the crap out of the sun after all.

>>1921222
>>1921221

did that guy ever finish drawing this?

>>1921211just like all his characters?

You must be new to touhou go DL all the official mangs and fatangames look at all the tits

>>1921172
Tis the only way to win such a competition.

>>1921220

but... tasofro and the like don't count, ZUN didn't draw those. He's a nice guy so he lets them do what they want, but in his original imagination, surely...
all lolis... everyone.

Nobody can even imagine a loli Eirin now.

>>1921228
Why not look at something that isn't a comic book or game? Yukari is a girl. Rinnosuke said so.

>>1921235 but... tasofro and the like don't count

Oh will you shut it fuck I can count all the lolis in touhou in one hand most of them are adults and then out of them a good chunk are bubinites just live with it fag.

>ZUN didn't draw those

Look at the mas art he can't draw tits on that type of art its fucking 1D

>>1921238 comic book or game

Because game>manga>text

>girl
What else was she going to be?
A boy?

>>1921252
girl > woman

>>1921252
a robot.

she's a robot.

>>1921252
girl > woman

>Because game>manga>text
So you think SSiB>CiLR ?

>>1921254
To him they are all girls even the old looking ones hes a od man you know

>>1921260
In how the look one has drawings one has text

>>1921221
>>1921222

Truly, this MUST be Valhalla.