/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Maids are olev

>>19174102
>>19174103
>1 second and one number difference
Dang

>>19174106
Lamias > Kikis and shogs

>>19174102
She looks so fluffy.

Also, I'm not proud of this but I wonder how dextrous she is with those legs.

>>19174116
Maids do not discriminate by species. It's all good.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare to be embraced by the schools new idol!
Magical Girl Tentacle-chan is her to grip your heart with her love!

>"My lap is open if there are any takers"

>>19174137
Hah!
You can take mine tiny one.

would you guys recommend a rising pornstar to get famous on SHOGGED.com or Naughty Wonderland?

>>19174137
Too aggressive. Just leave me a nice Alice who won't make me feel like the creep that I am.

>>19174137
what's wrong with her arm

>>19174137
>mfw you misread lap as a lab

Being a grad student is suffering

>>19174125
Thicc Kraken tentacles > skinny Tentacle noodles

It's only fair that big mutant Gremlin would discover a big matronly Automaton wandering some fertility goddesses ruined temple right?

>>19174154
Sounds like you need a gremlin

>>19174162
Maybe, but tentacles are still small enough to serve as backpacks even when fully grown!
They even have a nice floral scent.

>>19174163
>Big mutant
Is the mutation that she's HUGE for a gremlin?

>>19174151
>Alice
>Perpetually acts & thinks like a child
>Knows nothing about sex
>Won't remember you raping her
>Somehow less creepy than Baphomet

>>19174171
They'd be to other Gremlins as Hobgoblins are to Goblins.

>>19174179
So ditzy and with massive honkers?
I'm game for them.

Gonna molest that chest from behind

>>19174149
I recommend MOFU'D.com

>>19174149
TAILED pays the most, but you need to be careful about getting addicted to the venom.
Some people look forward to that though, so.

>>19174192
Are apostrophes valid URL characters?

hey, minna san, if the greek zodiac were represented by monster girls, which monster girl would represent which sign?

>>19174205
Cancer

>>19174203
no

The Kraken Kuddle Klub is having a recruitment drive!

>>19174192
What happens if I type mofu'd.com instead? Do I get redirected to a loli fox site?

>>19174190
Despite appearances, they seem to have just as much of a knack for inventing.

>writing a story about a dude in post-portal Earth who works for the MEB
>Magical Enforcement Bureau
>he has a large amount of natural spirit energy which allows him to easily engage in sorcery
>constantly getting called up to deal with mamono as his sorcery allows him to handle threats that normal humans can't
>also running into extremists that use magic to try to exterminate mamono for different reasons (religious, feminist, etc.)
>halfway through a chapter involving an ushi-oni who's trying to escape with half of busload of shotas strapped to her back
>PC restarts to finish an update even though I'd scheduled it for 1AM

Fucking goddamnit. And of course, Word didn't save it. I've lost all my drive, anons. It's all gone. Why the fuck didn't I bother to preemptively save?

I want to be a caretaker for a porc horde! Clean their weapons and bake them sweets!

>>19174238
It was too ambitious, you were never meant for such shounen shenanigans.
>>19174251
I can understand such desires. Them's good galz.

>>19174251
What’s their favorite baked good you make for them?

>>19174233
Not quite, but minimofu.com redirects to mofu'd.com's lolifox section.

>>19174238
My computer sometimes randomly shuts down, so I obsessively save everything. Needless to say, I still lose things now and again. I wrote half that nerdbird story two or three times.

Life is fleeting and ephemeral

>>19174270
I want to lead a group of virtuous celibate virgin warriors who get overtaken and taught the ways of the female form by a horde of porc.

>>19174262
It was more comedy than shounen. Most of the girls he dealt with were chuuni as fuck and even the extremists were Team Rocket levels of incompetent.

>>19174270
Whoop wrong person.
>>19174251

>>19174286
It cannot be helped.

>>19174283
I normally do so. Especially with my world building stuff for my D&D campaigns. I'd probably kill myself if I lost it all. All 392 pages.

Oh well, I'll just try to rewrite it over the next few weeks.

With how dominant dark elves are would they let you Touch and massage their sexy ears

>>19174297
Yes but you'd be heavily restrained to keep you from taking advantage of them when they're vulnerable like that.

>>19174137
She looks so soft, but firm as well

>>19174352
Familiar paws are so intriguing.

>>19174173
>>Knows nothing about sex
>>Won't remember you raping her

That's temporary anon, as all alices are destined to at some point travel to Wonderland and "mature", regaining and retaining all their memories.

>>19174270
Are they actually mini-foxes or is it just a bunch of CC foxed pretending to be little girls? It's the only way those losers can ever hope to find a man.

>>19174382
Wow. A beautiful virgin Automation.

>>19174366
More arguing the point that having a girl who is both physically & mentally a child, even if temporarily, as well as giving you a free pass to do whatever is way creepier than a girl who knows you're a pervert, understands it, and goes with it.

>>19174376
There's definitely more oddballs into CC kitsune than there are single kitsune that old.
Lolibaba would have its own tag anyway.

And hear the song of the Sea Slimes:
>I am the Monarch of the Sea, the ruler of the Queen's Navy~

Which species makes for a good “Killer Queen”?

>>19174415
Cheshire

>>19174415
You need some corpses disposed of?

>>19174149
But shogged.com isn't a real website. It's only available on computers that have a piece of a shoggo inside them. She might not be in your house just yet, but you should be expecting a visit from your new live in meido soon.

>>19174421
That fulfills the “playful as a pussy cat” and “let them eat cake”

>>19174422
Probably not

Have you paid tribute to your dragon today?

>>19174468
I watched a documentary on the Tulip mania of the 1600's and decided we need to use some foul magicks to travel back in time and obtain buds of Semper Augustus.

>>19174270
Would put more tails on her

Mousefag(s?) do your girls like string cheese sticks? How do they eat them?
>peel it apart
>bite it
>suck it
>grind it on their teeth
>eat it in one bite

>>19174552
>>eat it in one bite
Only the sluts do that!

>>19174552
The only cheese stick my mice want is my 'cheese' stick!

what is a man¿

>>19174581
Show me what makes a monster a monster, and I'll show you what makes a man a man.

>>19174581
The thing which fills the hole in you.

>>19174498
There are few beings more satisfied than a fox who just earned her second tail.
You just know that, first chance she gets, she's going to go and show it off to all her friends.

>>19174604
There was a GreenTeaNeko comic like this I think.

>19174581
>>>/d/eviantart

How do you deal with a kitten in heat?

>>19174732
Boot to the head.

>>19174734
What can't be solved with a boot to the head?

>>19174741
Narcolepsy.

>>19174741
When Tasmanian Devil-chan gets into your trousers.

>>19174741
Tax fraud.

>>19174732
Sex if she isn't your daughter, if she is grab her friend she has a crush on and lock them in a room together.

>>19174747
Hit them so hard they pass out. Solved

>>19174749
Hit her with a boot so she gets out. Solved

>>19174752
Hit the tax man with a boot to the head. Solved

>>19174803
Is there perhaps a spell that can spawn an Unlimited Boot Works of some kind?

Your developing influence is noticed even by the most DISTANT OF KINGS

>>19174814
I am the boot to the head.
Leather is my body and rubber is my sole.
I have thrown over a thousand boots.
Against their skulls,
Against their faces.
Have dealt with irritation by throwing many boots.
Yet, those idiots will never learn anything.
So, as I throw:
UNLIMITED BOOT WORKS

>>19174803
>A sleep disorder that causes sudden bouts of unconsciousness can be solved by a sudden bout of unconsciousness
u wot

>>19174823
This is the appropriate use of PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS if I've ever seen one.

>>19174824
They can't fall asleep if they're already asleep. Alternately, it works as an alarm clock.

>>19174825
Also comes with a lifetime supply of ice cream.

>>19174824
Yes. Every night you hit them with a boot to the head. Then they pass out, so they're asleep. problem solved.

>>19174828
>ice cream
What flavor is it?

Ok enough with the boots

Serious question: Why aren’t you writing?

>>19174837
It's a funny skit you pleb.

>>19174840
Yeah, in 2008, its been 10 years, and its old and dead now.

>>19174832
Boot to the head.

>>19174837
>>19174845
And another for Jenny and the wimp.

>>19174839
Because writing commissions take priority

>>19174839
Because I'm watching a guy play Total WAAAGH and can't focus.

>>19174845
It's not dead, it's pining!

>>19174468
Oh crap! I forgot!

>Someone posted that cute catgirl from dungeon meshi
>Been meaning to read the manga anyways
>turns out she has a curse that makes her look like like a very very light version of a cait sith with mostly human face and limbs but the neck down is covered in fur
I mean i really enjoyed reading it but that was a real kick to the head.

>>19174856
This joke is no more. It ceases to be. It is an ex-joke.

>>19174863
There is always someone who has not heard it though.

>>19174862
No snout so I’m pretty fine with her

>>19174837
How about you take a boot to the head instead?

>>19174873
I know this is a controversial question but I'm curious, how far is MGT comfortable with fur on the body?

>>19174891
Hairy goat legs are totally okay.

Into what species would each be turned

>>19174891
The restriction seems to be around the face and in particular the nose. Snouts, regardless of what the rest of her body looks like, will get shot down immediately.

>>19174839
I've tried it and it's way too hard.

>>19174896
Gandhavaras, all of them.

>>19174896
Catgirl, not sure, Sheepgirl, Wight, Bunyip

>>19174822
OHH MIGHTY LORD, the fates have surely selected you for greatness.

What happens when you try to grape a Shoggoth?

>>19174905
>Bunyip
Eh, I don't see it.

>>19174909
>still no story about a man wandering the land with his Ochimusha buddyguard
Sad! Many such cases!

>>19174913
The likes of Thoth-Amon or Thugra Khotan may have attempted such foul transfigurations but no record remains of potential results.

>>19174891
As long as it stays only on the body part, I’m pretty okay with it

>>19174891
I'm not prone to autistic fits over fictional aliens so it's all k

>>19174913
>"I do like when these lesser material creatures try to infect our minds, master. It's rather cute."

>>19174891
If it looks good I don’t give a shit.

It's so quiet in here the bats can't see nothin'.

>>19175043
When the noisemakers are away, the bats will play!

>>19175060
Flying mofu is the most prolific mammal in existence. Even rabbits and rats cannot compete.

We need more loli vampire stories

>>19175063
Soon.jpg

>>19174387

It's even worse than that because a man is only raping her on a surface level. In reality, the man is literally being manipulated by magic to want to violate her. That actually sounds like a horrifying experience from the point of view of both parties.

>>19174552
A typical giant mouse would do the thing where you peel it all into thin little strips first and then she'd hold them over her face and slowly lower them into her mouth while making silly noises.

>>19174839
Becuase i cant think of a good roulet gimmick at the mement that doesnt involve food
On a side note, Gideon Woodrow is a good name for a company CEO/engineer guy, right?

>>19175077
>sounds like a horrifying experience from the point of view of both parties

B-but manipulated into raping someone is my fetish...

>>19175077
Only to the bystanders being "concerned" on their behalf.
Meanwhile they're both having the time of their lives.

>>19175084
Gideon Woodrow sounds like a Harry Potter character.

>>19175084
You mean like tony stark?
I dunno it could work, theirs weirder names out there.

>>19175093
I think it's on the safe side of names that would turn up in harry potter.
Compare that to the name of harry's son who might as well have "bully me" tattooed on his for head with that name

Anywho, lets keep this on topic, do you think the clash between you and your waifus name could get weird?

>>19175103
Not really, I chose her a name that's been part of western civilization since antiquity, though I rather dislike mine.

>>19175103
My surname transliterates into Japanese just fine, so it wouldn't be that weird for her.
She'd fuck up pronouncing my first name for a while though.

>>19175112
>name has two consecutive l's
How would the Japanese deal with that one?

>>19175093
Harry potter names come in 3 types
1. Actuall people names (tracy davis, dean tomas
2. Fantasy names, (rubeus hagrid, severus snape)
3. Drunken rohl dahl names (the long bottom surname, mundungus fletcher)

>>19175134
Severus is a classic Roman name though.

small foxes are for bullying

>>19175144
Why do these threads attract so many sadistic psychopaths? Can't we all just play nice.

>>19175103
Probably. Unless she adopts a more western sounding name.

>>19175147
R'd.
Although the Japanese 'r' pronunciation is kinda halfway between an english 'r' and an english 'l' to begin with,

>>19175152 was for >>19175125

>>19175136
I think it suns on the basid of how many people use it today?
For example
Tom, bill, augustus, harry, jullian, seigfreid
The names are normal enough alone, but amongst most names they stand out

>>19175103
Depends really
Most people here have normal named waifus
And unless you going to name you child something weird it should be okay

>>19175167
Yes it suns on the basid, yes.

>>19175167
Names have strength
Its why video game charaters tend to have out their names for you to remember them better
Like Ignatius Blakward, or Ragna the bloodedge

>>19175184
Are you sure those aren't 1990's comic book characters drawn by Rob Liefeld?

>>19175181
I wish "Nah" was short for something

>>19175103
That is a good question, what is his sons name?

>>19175200
Albus Severus I think.

>>19175184
don't forget stick breitling

>>19175201
You'd think he'd have a better name than that
I mean, (to keep it relavent) thats like escaping lescatie during the invasion and calling your daughter williamaria merse

>>19175189
The roid-cap guy?
Jesus you could anime cut a building with the edge he put out
And thats not to mention his anatomy problems

>>19175215
There's a video where Stan Lee tells him to design a character and then keeps ribbing on him for how shitty he is at it, it's great.

>>19175215
>The roid-cap guy
?

>>19175222
Reference to an infamously terrible drawing of Captain America.

>>19175222
He's most famous to less informed comic people for his muscular men and incorrect muscular women.
most infamously is a pic e did of captain america, that look all kinds of wrong

>>19175103
>Asmodeus el diablo, Demon mistress of the middle realms.
>And her husband... Jackson bowler of New Jersey
I mean if you had to met HER side of the family it could be funny

Know the only thing better than marrying twin Kikimoras?
Marrying triplet Kikimoras.

>>19175242
Three little maids from school?

>>19175084
>Gideon Woodrow
Sounds good enough for fiction

>>19175084
I can imagine a Southern belle succubutt playing with his name.
>Well, sah, I'd like tah gid on your woodrow.

>>19175063
There was once a shit girl and it's that one the end

>Kid I need you to clear that turret so we can get a clear shot at their flag. You up for it?
What a thing to wake up to!

>>19175103
Not at all. It actually fits nicely with my surname meaning stone and her being a dragon.

You could say she'd be putting a gem in my stone.

>>19175380
Dragonsfags and their lovey-dovey romances!

>>19175367
With Windex?

>>19175063
Loli vampires best mistresses

>>19175391
I feel for my dragon when I start being cheesy with her.

Also, doodle commissions soon

Time to run. Get out there fellas.

>>19175184
>Ignatius Blackward
So Beast has played nightmare creatures

>>19175474
I'll do ten pushups instead.

>>19175488
Just ten? C'mon anon, you won't be impressing monster girls like that!

>>19175483
I have
But I want to know how you came to that conclusion.

>>19175500
Twenty then.

Someone could have been 9 years old when mge came out and be an adult now.

>>19175507
Those are baby numbers. Remember, it ain't nothing but a peanut.

>>19175520
This pleases the Onee-Sabbath.

>>19175520
Oh...
Reaper girl when?

>>19175525
Twenty is a lot of pushups.

>>19175525
If I was powered by magic I could for around 100 too or more.

>>19175418
I prefer oppai loli

I Want to commission a pic of Lich with Arthas armor from WoW. Just because it feels like it fits, you know?
The armor is going to be skimpy if I do commission it..

>>19175532
It's not that much. I'd say 50 is a good number.

>>19175538
I can do twenty.

>>19175504
>ragna is from a fighting game
>the other character from NC is called nadia

Speaking of NC, imagine a lich or dark mage taking Crowley's place.
https://youtu.be/SyffE2ersl8

>>19175077
For a succubus experiencing sex for the first time is probably an incredible experience, and she gets that every time. The magic just gives a needed push to onii-chans who would be too nice to fuck them. So actually they're both having a great time even though it's two-way rape.

Don’t bully your maids!

>>19174896
Catgirl, wolf girl, dog girl, wight, semen demo- I mean succubus

>>19175664
I want to leave my old cummed in socks all over the house for my newly hired loli Kiki to find!

i'd have my shog make a vagina so she could be a squirter and leave behind messes when she cums from me using her self-made spoon then have her clean it up

>>19175664
Sniff them instead!

>>19175673
Soon you'll find your socks disappearing, with still-warm panties replacing them in your customary fapping spots.

>>19175685
Any panties I find will be roughly shoved in her mouth and taped in there.

>>19175699
Then how will she sing to you at night?

>>19175707
She can hum!

>>19175707
Gonna pull that mini maid into the bed

>>19175712
I urge you to reconsider: loli kikis can sing quite well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B51bLBdUt3w&t=5m8s

>>19175725
Prepare yourself for a multitude of mini-mini-maids.

>>19175707
I’m not too fond of lolis but I would love a mini maid. Especially if she grows up to be a shortstack with an enormous rack and an ass I can balance a tray of glasses on.

>>19175729
I’d love them too, and the mini maid, regardless of how mini she stays

gun

>>19175790
How very DMC-esque.

>>19174824
>Hitting a sleeping person with a boot will cause them to remain asleep
If that's the case, then they're not sleeping, they're dead.

>>19174823
Enjoy settling for shitty human pussy.

>>19175664
What's that? Rape the maids? Don't mind if I do.
>>19175790
Looks like she means business.

How can other undead even compete?

>>19175664
>Anon tries to do this to a Shog

S I L L Y

>>19175866
Well I mean Wights have soft thighs and, uhh... yeah. Ghouls really dig heavy metal!

>>19175868
How silly to sally to sully a sillyslime, the sly shoggoth slowly slurred.

>>19175866
Wisps are cute and look great in booty shorts

>>19175866
Excuse me, best undead race coming through

>>19175866
If there are dragon zombies, then could there be zombie versions of other MGs as well?
>like a kuudere zombie Kiki
>or a zombie Cheshire with a much darker sense of humor
>or a zombie Hinezumi who wants to be warm again even though she’s covered in fire
The possibilities are endless.

>>19175866
By being vampires

>>19175903
Almost any species that dies with regrets can resurrect as an Undead, which means there are bound to be some Kikimora out there that kicked the bucket without a Master to nurture.
>tfw no soft Undead Kikimora mom-wife

>>19175903
>zombie Cheshire with a much darker sense of humor

She’ll pounce at every opportunity to make a pun about death or corpses

I’d like to watch that

>>19175922
FAT.

>>19175903
I remember Wighthorns.

>>19175922
Could she still lactate? I'd jump at the chance for a nursing handjob from her while she calls me a good boy, but I have to know if undead could do that first

>>19175931
>Cheshires with a full arsenal of skeleton humor
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>19175941
Going by many previous discussions on the subject of Undead lactation, I'd say yes.
On another note, I hope KC clarifies if Zombified monstergirls can become Wights or not.

>>19175938
https://pastebin.com/sBvQAjDk

>>19175964
Well Warcraft 3 already thought me that winter setting and undead are the best combo but this certainly confirms it.

>>19175964
>>19175969
Well Anon? Do you let her in?

>>19175999
AAHHHH I'M OUT OF COCOA WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO

>>19175866
Being delicious brown.

>>19176018
I want to help the Tomb Queens rise up and make their realm great again!

>>19175866
By being beautiful nobles that all the other undead races look up to.

>>19176014
Just treat her to a cup of warm milk and fill her belly with your warm milk later.

>>19176021
Go explore the tombs and hope you're her type. She'd awaken and trap you in her chambers.

How would gladiators work in MGE? They fight with demon silver and the winner gets a free husband? It would be pretty cool to see a tournament with jinkos, lizardmen, and other monsters.

>>19176048
Beast pls.

>>19176049
I'm not beast, I like amazons

>>19176044
Bunyip on high alert?
>>19176055
I see. So tell me Tsaeb, what's happening with Amazons?

>>19176048
Probably as an oppotunity for prisoners to free themselves

>If you last 10 minutes against this Manticore you'll be freed!

>>19174238
Your PC couldn't handle keeping that shit in itself anymore.

>>19176048
I'd love to see a Bapho bellow 'Are you not entertained?' to the silent crowd after she single handedly beat all of the fighters

Real dead hours.

>>19176129
>’I’m not!’

>>19176022
>has intense passion and lust inside her, but is also smart and elegant
>perfect balance of beautiful, cute, sexy and class regardless of whether they're little girls or tall women
Not just best undead girl, but best girl in general.

>>19176139
Who keeps saying that?

>>19176134
I'm sorry Sapphiron but One Piece has some crazy spoilers this week.

Would you rather take a young fox's first time or make an older fox feel young again?
There is only one right answer.

>>19176049
Beast has the mansion all planned out.
Its a concept I wished he used more

>>19176165
Yes.

>>19176165
Make an older fox feel young and loved

>>19176165
The latter.

>>19176165
Gonna marry that old fox

>>19175999
Obviously. Didn’t you see? She’s been out there for ten hours! Get that poor girl inside!

>>19176165
Former, obviously.

Loli foxes with only one tail should be appreciated more often

>>19176194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHoNWwhzh3M

>>19176213
Poor Vampire

>>19176213
>>19176236
What a slutty guy!

Which monsters will force me to sit on their lap?

>>19176245
It's not his fault all those girls are attracted to him.

>>19176247

>>19176213
This is just a dance lesson while the Wight is just trolling the Vampire.

Best plant.

>>19176258
>Cheating on your vampire
He deserves a lot of bites.

>>19176296
Chime noises are cute.

>>19176296
I'd prefer if she was a little greener.

https://exhentai.org/g/1226323/c3a493a409/

Shortstack succs deserve headpats.

>>19176343
That's a Draph, braindead spammer.

>>19176343
not a succ, but deserves headpats regardless

Would you play ball with her?

>>19176191
>>19176213
>>19176255
Just woke up I see.

>>19176376
I only play moneyball.

>>19176213
>>19176296
>>19176343
>>19176376
I wish /jp/ moderation would actually ban spammers.

>>19176168
How does the mansion work?

Can your dragon daugheru turn into a full dragon?

>>19176164
>watching One Piece

>>19176458
But I don't. I read the manga, which is amazing.

>>19176450
Nope, she tries and ends up breathing some fire.

>>19176466
One Piece is trash, regardless of medium.

>>19176458
I want to hatefuck a lilim to the point the demon lord herself puts a 'cant be closer than 50 meters from my daugher' order!

>>19176450
Yes, that's how she transports various goods from their previous owners into her room.

>>19176423
Te arena is in the lower floors of her mansion (hence the name) and has rules
If memory serves right:
>Demon silver weapons only, if you don't have any, you can get a custom forged job
>Matches are of all kinds (human v human, monster v human, monster v monster)
>No outright forcing corruption on human females and treat them with respect
>Matches are until KO or deemed unfit to fight
>no sex on arena grounds, the mansion has fuck rooms though
>Arch succubus Lily and Selene herself are the main judges/referees, Selene's word being final
>Break Selene's rules, she breaks you.

>>19176471
That's a hot opinion you've got there.

>>19176495
>mermaid spammer likes shonenshit

>>19176500
Are you a schizophrenic by any chance? You might want to take your meds. Nobody is out to get you. Calm down.
Post more Dragons

>>19176495
Can't you just fuck off from threads forever?

>>19176503
It's an anonymous imageboard. I can accuse anyone of being anything!

>>19176504
I have no clue why you're so upset at me. It isn't my fault your life is without the romance of adventure. I will delete my image to help you perpetuate your safe space now.

>>19176495
How long will it take you to get the hint that you're in the wrong place? Go back to the /monster/ mermaid threads, you seem to enjoy posting there with the same file names you use here.

>>19176466
it is if you're 17

>>19176516
I got the image off of a Google search like a minute ago. You have mental health problems. Please seek help.

>>19176511
Wurms would be proud of their wily ways, wouldn't they?

Cant we just all get along and talk about Vampires?

>>19176520
Which is the target audience, correct.

>>19176522
Nobody ever posted mermaids until the spammer showed up. Put 2 and 2 together.

>>19176533
Remove bloodsuckers.

>>19176539
Wrong, I have occasionally posted Muromis.

>>19176539
Except Sea Bishops have always been fairly popular.

>>19176538
Nyet.

>>19176538
What did they do to you anon?

>>19176546
Bitejobs?

>>19176533
I like vampires, they're my favorite subject of discussion along with Kumihos

>>19176543
It's Sea Bishop/Mershark > POWER GAP > Everyone else.

>>19176542
FREE?

>>19176555
Somebody really likes to get bit in the lower body, eh?

>>19176553
Remember to NEVER EVER let a vampire bite your antenna thats a bad idea

>>19176556
Pretty much.

>>19176560
Lower, upper, I don't really care.

>>19176546
Unlike semen, I prefer that my blood stays inside me.

>>19176542
>fellatio only
What a loser.

>>19176522
I mean in general, you stick out like a sore thumb. At first you got were easily identifiable because your file names were obviously from reddit but after people called you out on that you started naming your images short descriptive things which has made you stand out even more.
In this case you didn't post it on /monster/ but generally you do.
>>19176539
Sea Bishops and Mersharks got posted occasionally but you're right about vanilla mermaids. They were never posted and completely forgotten till this guy shown up

>>19176561
Please do not listen to this man.
this post paid for by the Association for the Advancement of Festive Fellatio

>>19176543
I always liked Merrows myself.

You're in the club with your Pharaoh GF when this girl comes up and slaps your ass.

What do you do?

>>19176597
Asks her to grape my GF.

>>19176597
Bite her.

>>19176597
ask her if she wants to join us for some drinks

>>19176539

>>19176597
>Pharaoh GF

Sorry but i am married to the grapesnek

>>19176631

Guys how do I talk my phantom wife into doing sexy ghost busters? I only have a net.

>>19176165
The answer is obvious. You take a younger ones first time with the help of her older (but even less experienced) aunt and then after you turn the younger one into a convulsing mess on your bedsheets you take the aunt and do the same to her.

>>19176677
>sexy ghost busters
Bill Murray didn't die for this. Considering he's not dead.

>>19176164
I stopped reading that at the sanji wedding thing .

Would vampires make you eat a high iron diet?
Would they feel bad if they drank your blood till you feinted?

>>19176545
I am going to open the gates for my new vampire masters!

>>19176704
If you faint with a smile and came all over the place then probably not.

>>19176688
Listen, Dan Aykroyd got a ghost blowjob. I think I'm entailed to quality time with my wife.

>>19176677
>>19176726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Having a vampire as your mistress is getting old fast. How about smug cat mistresses?

>>19176773
>Try to surprise ghost gf in ghost busters outfit
>She runs away screaming
Bustin' makes me feel bad

>>19176781
All the grace goes out of the window when she sees a butterfly or a birb outside

Tall-flat pears are underrated.

>>19176801
You can get her back, we just need some clay, a potter's wheel, a gramophone and a Righteous Brother's LP.

>>19176781
Dark Elf mistress is better. Cheshire mistress could be interesting though

>>19176820
I don't know if I want the spoiler in the shortstack or chubby variety

>>19176812
I feel like she would make me make a lewd pot.

>>19176836
She's gonna make a penis Anon. Every MG would.

>>19176839
Why? She already has mine!

>>19176808
This would be both hilarious and adorable to watch

Does anyone remember the yandere holst mom story where she finds out you've been drinking a minotaur's milk?

>>19176920
How'd she find out?

>>19176920
Yep. I've had it capped for ages.

>>19176930
Thanks

>>19176811
Tall girls with boobs and loli pears just fit too well. Tallflat looks kind of wierd and oppai loli is an aesthetics disaster.

She sees ___.

>>19176947
Pulsing veins.

>>19176937
Nyet, all are lovely!
Granted, I've become a degenerate but that's besides the point

Consider the following: gyaru krakens.

>>19176965
Well, sea creatures would have tans.

>>19176974
But only the slutty ones would have microbikini tanlines. All the good girls would have one-piece tanlines

>>19176947
A better guy than me

>>19176947
Nothing, because her husband drags her away while telling her to respect her daughter and their future son-in-laws privacy.

>>19176990
Oh?
And that cute, polite sea-bishop that has no tanlines?

>>19177008
Married.

>>19176999
Don't say that.

>>19176947
she sees that the peeping hole is about to turn into a glory hole

>>19176995
Is that bear using a tail buttplug?

Why are succubi so perfect?

>>19176947
https://youtu.be/ebmwYqoUp44

>>19177019
>>19176947
>Same shirt and hairstyle
Hmmmmmm

>>19177033
Ocular penetration is a big pro for undead, but I don't think vampires are usually down for it.

>>19177066
They just are.

>>19176995
>more barb-tan
Best bear.

>>19177066
>ultra lovey dovey
>are know to disguise themselves as humans when they stalk the object of their affections
>they're the most common species, that means they have the most regional variants
>additionally, they can become Undead which is a fine bonus for me
>when there's a subject or medium they're interested in, they grow autistically obsessed with it

>>19176995
Barb?
More like BEARB!

>>19177122
>most common species
I thought that large mice and devil bugs

https://exhentai.org/g/1235714/1802661cfa/

>>19177164
She looks hot. I'd fuck a succubus.

>>19177139
Large Mice and Devil Bugs don't have explosive breeding rates compared to the real life creatures they're based on.

>>19177188
>not reading the Q&A
Apply yourself.
http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross

Some nice succulewds including smug and pout.
https://twitter.com/usuki98/status/1004771962097242112

>>19177192
Which is moot since almost all of them end up fucking dad.

>>19177110
Nice desu ne~
Hard dolljoints are the best, as a gothlolis.

I want to see a griffon blush

>>19177182
How would your succubus waifu react to you playing Succubus Prison?

>>19177225
What would you like to see a griffon wear?

>>19174933
>aliens
???

>>19177229
Any videos of the game?

>>19177250
Someone suggested that Draenei should be allowed to /mgt/ a few threads back and caused a shitstorm.

>>19177229
She'd watch and maybe do some roleplaying.

>>19177244
Hard to say
I like the idea of them wearing a suit with sunglasses
But I also like the idea of a skintight skydiver suit

>>19177259
But nobody mentioned that

>>19177265
I want a griffon with that meat.
ALL that meat.

>>19177256
https://www.pornhub.com/playlist/62823162

>>19177229
She'd be outraged that humans still depicts succubus as life draining savages, on the other hand she'd be very happy about how flattering the rest of the sex scenes are.
>Her eyes sparkles when she sees the scene where the boy cums repeatedly from a kiss alone

>>19177271
https://arch.b4k.co/jp/search/text/draenei/

>>19177265
Those suits would be good for a griffon delivery service

>>19177259
>Crying over a videogame race
Only an autist would want that here

>>19174933
>>19177259
>>19177283
What shithole did you browse before coming here?

>>19177283
Nobody in the earlier discussion, retard

These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they'll do
One of these days these boots will walk all over you

what would be the ultimate nerdy MG trpg ground
>Dragon gm with every mini, model, and splat book you can imagine
>oomukade who always stutters unless they are talking in character
>chubby succubus who tries to magical realm her hand holding fetish into the game at every chance
>lich who makes optimized builds but struggles to roleplay anything other than wizards.

>>19177307
Crow Tengu and Anubis are a must for nerdiness. Jinn-in-a-Jar is needed simply because she's unpopular.

>>19177313
Having one of those and a mimic at a table would be nice.

What does the Demon Lord plan to do with the Chief God once she's won?

>>19177339
The dreaded waggling finger of shame accompanied by the devastating tut-tut-tut of disapproval

>>19177339
The same thing an Apophis does after she graped a Pharaoh and took over her kingdom.

>>19177339
Introduce her to The Joy of Dickings

Chocolate succ best succ.

>>19177372
The succ tastes you, you don’t taste the succ

>>19177376
Nothing wrong with oral.

>>19177339
>Demon Lord wins
>Chief God monsterizes
>Except now the Chief God's domain involves the clothing and conservatism fetish, including traditional housewives greeting you with "bath, dinner, or me"
>At odds with the various scantily dressed factions, and has her followers go around spreading the fetish like it's a barely modified version of the old Order
>Basically fuckall changes
>Whitehorns everywhere rejoice