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Love is in the air, and in your behind.

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>> No.19150568
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>>19150562
Comfy nap club

>> No.19150588
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BIG wife thighs

>> No.19150592

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that not all ryus are demure shrine princesses.
Some are fearsome warriors skilled in the way of warfare or cunning sorceresses driven by greed.

All of them have overworked, tired hebis though.

>> No.19150603

I want to MARRY AND REPRODUCE with MONSTER GIRLS.

>> No.19150617
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He now has a loving servant, whether he likes it or not.

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>> No.19150631

>>19150621
>Elf-san watching anon clean his ears

>> No.19150636

>>19150631
That's a Vampire anon.

>> No.19150645

>>19150636
Is it?
If so. vampire-sama must see a neck she really likes.

>> No.19150651
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The cure for arachnophobia.

>> No.19150654

Who would win?
A vampire, a ghost or a werewolf?

>> No.19150662

>>19150651
Cute spider.
Would snuggle up with under the covers.

>> No.19150673

>>19150651
Pink Fluffy Wonderland Ushi-Oni!

>> No.19150674

>>19150562
>have wings
>doesn't use them
She could do her job much faster if she used them

>> No.19150682
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how would a chesire react if a guy actually laughed at her jokes and not get annoyed?

>> No.19150684

>>19150682
You'd get the fuck romanced out of you.

>> No.19150687

>>19150617
That seems like it'd make for a fun story. A master who is terrified that an eldritch abomination is toying with him and tries to appease "it", while she's really just a helpful shoggy who thought he was cute and wanted to serve him.

>> No.19150689

How would you and your MG waifs want to get married?
>A large ceremony in a picturesque locale
>A wholesome religious ceremony at either yours or her church
>A peanut wedding with the both of your families coming together
>The two of you going down to the courthouse to sign the papers
>The two of you just start living together and become an ad hoc couple
>She kidnaps you and has a ceremony where her friend is the preacher while you’re tied up
>She kidnaps and rapes you and you just start living together
>One of the above two, but reverse the roles

>> No.19150692

>>19150645
She's actually watching her daughter have sex.

>> No.19150699

>>19150687
Kind of like Lucoa and Shouta?

>> No.19150703

>>19150692
Damphir-chan has a perverted mom

>> No.19150707

>>19150651
>wtf I love Ushi Oni now?

>> No.19150708

>>19150699
I've never seen it, so I couldn't say.

>> No.19150723

>>19150651
I will never not hate spiders.

>> No.19150733
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It begs the question:

How bad can a good girl get?

>> No.19150740

>>19150689
Small ceremony with our friends and family in a beautiful outdoor location, possibly even our own farm if it were picturesque enough.

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Which would you?

>> No.19150746

Is it wrong to look at wedding dresses to imagine what your waifu would wear?

>> No.19150754

>>19150651
That looks like a good way to make a man afraid of the color pink.

>>19150699
Shouta mostly just wants It to go away initially and seems to start accepting It grudgingly later. Not quite the dynamic described.

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The kitty's purring. Pet her!

>> No.19150778

>>19150762
Can I pet her by rubbing my cock through her hair and across her ears?

>> No.19150785

To the anon that I helped with the chumsearch malware on their iMac at ~6PM EST today, you didn't need to be embarrassed by me seeing your Anubis background and try to explain it away. She's a great girl and hopefully you'll see her one day when the portals open. Oh and don't worry about calling Apple for help with your Mac. I'd much rather take a Mac call than another fucking iOS call from someone who did literally everything wrong and ruined their phone and wants to blame me for it.

Anyways, who's your best girl, anons? Mine is hellhound.

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>> No.19150807

>>19150689
I like to think that before we officially marry we'd do a little ritual of sorts, with her taking me to a little shrine on the top of a mountain that goes even beyond the clouds. There we'd do something like a dragon soul bounding things with a pint of human vows and some kisses.
Then we could have a normal one at a church with all our family and friends to celebrate.

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I guess some human women would welcome monsterization.

>> No.19150817

>>19150785
What background? I’ve been looking around for a good MGE image. It’s hard to find anything subtle.

>> No.19150825

>>19150813
>women
oh anon

>> No.19150831

>>19150817
I was tempted to ask where he got it from, but didn't because I got super focused on hunting down chumsearch. It didn't look like anything I've seen before so maybe it was a commission? Hopefully, Anon will post it in here soon.

It was an Anubis lounging in a hammock taking a nap. Pretty cute, desu.

>> No.19150832

>>19150825
Great, and now I'm thinking how homos would go about purposefully alping since it's actually kind of hard in MGE canon. Thanks a fucking lot.

>> No.19150836

>19150813
As much as I’d like to discuss human women transforming into monster girls, do we have to post this image every time?

>> No.19150845

>>19150825
>If it doesn't have watermelon-sized tits it's a guy
I hate this meme.

>> No.19150848

>>19150689
I actually have a whole big, elaborate thing planned. I might have spent too much time thinking about it, in all honesty. I don't believe in marriage so asking her to be a part of my life forever is a bit more complicated than just signing papers or putting her in a dress.

>> No.19150870

>>19150689
Big weddings are nice for some, but honestly I think they're more of a headache than anything else.
I would leave it up to her in the end, but some vacation marriage thing with just us would be a lot more relaxing than having to plan the whole wedding.

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>> No.19150922

>>19150689
>Large wedding in front of her entire family of almost 700
Mice weddings are expensive. That’s why you marry the daughteru of the head of the Mozzerella family.

>> No.19150926
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>anon is a closet Otaku that lives with his parents
>he hides all of his purchases from his parents and friends
>trolling the internet one day and a strange pop-up ad appears
>anon clicks it and ends up ordering a Gargoyle thinking it’s the mother’s of all models
>hides it in his room and goes to work
>comes home and goes straight to his room
>nightfall occurs
>gargoyle awakens and begins seducing him
>after explaining how a Gargoyle works, he realizes it’s the perfect arrangement
>he calls in sick to work as he prepares to have a full night and a long day as a pedestal tomorrow
>at some point, his parents walk in, not to him masturbating, but having sex with a beautiful, stone colored woman with horns and wings and a tail

>> No.19150927

>>19150922
No anon, you make it sounds like you have a choice. She'd marry you whether you like it or not!

>> No.19150932

>>19150909
What happened to her hands?

>> No.19150942

>>19150909
>you will never find out your dragon waifu had a chunni phase
>you will never find her old “Burning Star” costume and make her wear it one night much to her embarrassment
>you will never surprise her by wearing your old gear and getting into a chunni battle with her cultivating in sweaty uniform sex

>> No.19150943
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I want a hellhound gf who is built like this! I want her to bully me for being a little weakling!

>> No.19150944

Would making your fetishes like dark skin, mofu, femdom public be like putting a hit on yourself!

>> No.19150945

If all monsters could transform into their original/“beast” forms and back, like dragons, what species would be the most dangerous?

>> No.19150949

>>19150944
Having any fetish at all makes you a target for some girl.

>> No.19150955

>>19150945
Go away.

>> No.19150957

>>19150689
>She kidnaps you and has a ceremony where her friend is the preacher while you’re tied up
>She kidnaps and rapes you and you just start living together
I believe a Dragon does both.

>> No.19150965

>>19150922
>Mozzarella family
>not the dark skinned daughteru of the Feta family

>> No.19150975

>>19150965
>The American cheese heir is just a succubus cosplaying

>> No.19150982

>>19150949
How would they know?
Would they just sense it and give you a smug knowing look?

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>>19150945
Probably the psycho goat loli.

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>>19150747

>> No.19151010

>>19150949
What if I have a fetish for celibacy?

>> No.19151015

So anon, what's the most pathetic thing you've done in regards to your waifu. We all know Miiafag (The good christian one) has a shrine to his wife and gazerfag has caused his waifu's gallery on the wiki to be so unbelievably bloated he's probably spent around 10 grand on artists.

Come on, anon. Just how zealous are you?

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Name a better snek than this. I'll wait.

>> No.19151032

>>19151010
Maybe a Unicorn would sense that and try to help you protect your purity, if you help protect hers?

>> No.19151036

>>19151031
All snakes are great. It's just a matter of personal opinion to decide which

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>>19151031

>> No.19151047

>>19151031
That’s tough. Bunyips have slowly become one of my top favorites, but I don’t think they can usurp best snake Echidna.

>> No.19151048

>>19151015
Nothing so far, but I'd like to in the future if being normal don't work out.

>> No.19151052

What if sandworms had a special tongue tentacle that could only melt hair and they carefully licked you when you needed a shave

>> No.19151054

>>19151015
How do know when you've found your waifu? Outside of the thead, I can't seem to muster any romantic thoughts for females, or males.

>> No.19151057

>>19151015
I boiled an onahole and fucked it to make it feel like a Hellhound pussy.

>> No.19151059

>>19151052
Maybe the only time I'd be okay with rimming.

>> No.19151061

>>19150689
Just start living together

>> No.19151062

>>19151057
Well? Don't keep us in suspense. Did it work?

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>>19151031

>> No.19151067

>>19151015
>pathetic
Is it really pathetic to have a permanent spot in your room dedicated to showing your love to a fictional snake lady anon?
Also to have a bed literally filled with custom dakis of the same cartoon snake lady?
I don't think so.

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>>19151054
From my experience, you just kinda snap. Just like Ernest Hemingway when he shot himself.

>> No.19151074

>>19150785
I am most attracted to hellhound/manticore but I adore shogs

>> No.19151076

>>19150785
I'm obsessed with Night Gaunts.

>> No.19151080

>>19151054
For me it was just when I realized that I was thinking about her fucking constantly.

Also my dick was always hard because of it.

Also wanting to express your feelings in some way because just keeping it to yourself is too hard.

>> No.19151082

>>19150982
That's basically how it works. There are also hakutaku who just put all your shit out there.

>> No.19151092

>>19151005
Looks like a Megaman reject.

>> No.19151093

>>19151070
I want to bond with a CC MG coworker during a smoke break.

>> No.19151097

>>19151080
>I want to tell my friends and neighbors about it
>[Highly Agree]

>> No.19151099

Can shogs produce milk so I can be pampered even more

>> No.19151108

>>19151099
Shog will produce a milk like substance that's just also shog, so when you drink it, your body uses her cells to replace your own so she's always inside you.

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>>19151067
I'm not calling your worshiping of a fictional snake woman pathetic. Nor am I calling any form of worship pathetic. I'm just curious to know if anyone can top that in terms of the whole desperate to be loved thing.

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>>19151092
She's a game mascot and she's a moon goddess and she's cute.

>> No.19151116

>>19151099
The answer is yes, but first you'll want to define "milk." Also, "produce." You should define "can" while you're at it, just to be on the safe side.

>> No.19151120

>>19151099
Yeah sure, "milk".
It smells like blue and tastes like Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

>> No.19151121

>>19151113
Her operator even has a knockoff PeT. That's adorable.

>> No.19151125

>>19151121
>TFW there will never be another megaman game like the gameboy advanced series.

>> No.19151132

>>19151082
You can trust hakutaku-sensei with your kinks and fetishes right?

>> No.19151136

>>19151121
No bullying Sayo.

>> No.19151159

>>19151132
Of course, she's like the ultimate dating website! Little does she know she's actually my fetish.

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>>19151159
Dirty girls with glasses is patrician taste. Good to see someone in the thread has some class to their perversion.

>> No.19151171

>>19151125
Battle network or zero?

>> No.19151175
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>>19151031
Easy

>> No.19151177

>>19151171
Battle network you fool, as if there was any other option.

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>>19151031
Comfy wife comfy life

Buncutes are pretty good though, one of the b est girls KC has come out with in a long time. Though I just want him to do more snakes.

Wonderland snake when?

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>Ara? Surely a young man like you wouldn't want an old fox like me?

>> No.19151198

>>19151190
Give me the finely aged mofu.

>> No.19151203

>>19151170
Naughty good girl, glasses, hot for teacher, prime sweater puppy bait, there's just too much going on there to miss.

>> No.19151207

>>19151190
Put your hand on my crotch, go "ara" again and try repeating yourself. Go on.

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>>19151198
>>19151207

>> No.19151213

>>19151190
I want to woo an old fox! give her chocolate and flowers and take her on dates!

>> No.19151214

>>19151190
This Fox isn't affiliated with any criminal organizations is she? I don't want to end up covered in Zipangu Tattoos.

>> No.19151215

>>19151177
... I liked zero

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>>19151214
Nah, she's just a regular fox lady from next door. Her cousins though. We don't talk about them.

>>19151213
Be prepared for indulgent fluffing.

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>>19151215
Honestly, the only hate ive seen for megaman is the gamecube battle network, Xover and saying that legends is over rated.
At the least, X gave us Marino and ideas for a kunoichi automaton

>> No.19151232

>>19151187
How can one snek be so cute?

And I agree, KC had done lots of other types of girls; dragons, mofus, bugs etc., but there's still room for 2+ more snake girls I think. Hopefully we can get more soon.

>> No.19151238

>>19151228
Fluffing you with the mofu of your tail while demanding you to focus will have exact opposite effect, you know

>> No.19151240

>>19151238
Oh no, it's almost as if she wants you to fail and indulge in her body~

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>>19151229
Of theres one thing that always gets me about classic/x designs at times, its the BOOTS
Also you want a automaton navigator?

>> No.19151312

>"Haha, I'm almost done!"
>Check page count
>33 pages
>8 of them are just smut
Holy hell, I need to learn to break up my pieces more. That could've been like three updates.

>> No.19151342

>>19151312
congratulations you want a fucking cookie because sorry to say all I have are some stale store-bought oatmeal raisins left over from the schneider's potluck last thursday.

>> No.19151351

>>19151262
Whats that robots name?

>> No.19151364

>>19151342
Cookie's a cookie, man. Troll cooking sounds really good right now, though.

>> No.19151368

>>19151351
Nana

>> No.19151369

Dragon girlfriend.
She fully pumped STR and END and VIT
But not a single point in DEX

>> No.19151370

>>19151342
*SNAP*

>> No.19151372

>>19151342
I like oatmeal raisin

>> No.19151382

>>19151370
*It's a hologram*

>> No.19151398

>>19151369
If she also dumped WIS and INT this could be fun.

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>>19151372
This pleases the cardio bunnies. I also like oatmeal raisin.

>> No.19151409

>>19151015
I fully acted out getting raped by my Atlach-Nacha wife in my small cramped shower.
Kinky stuff like this aside I would never deem a man's dedication to his waifu pathetic especially when she is a monster girl who commands such a level of zeal. If anything I'd admire an Anon who literally worships his Pharaoh waifu everyday or one who significantly changed his lifestyle to accommodate for his waifu's species.

>> No.19151423

>just found out pornhub is a goldmine of ripped hentai scenes from VNs
Fucking nice

NOTgazer from Monster Girl Labyrinth (and every other grill from that game in related)
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ae384d477af9

Some lewd foxes from Monmusu Conquered World (and every other grill from that game in related)
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ad3382634a87

There are even all scenes from lolitrains game
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5aa3b95664d03

Some oni
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5ab57ecc63529

NOTmash from MOTTO! HARAMASE!
>https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b034581dc7d0

>> No.19151428

>>19151423
Leave and never come back.

>> No.19151441

>>19151398
>Hulking behemoth Dragon, wields Greatswords like butterknives
>Almost infinite stamina, can bound mountaintop to mountaintop without even unfurling her wings
>Nigh invulnerable, hasn't even been received a scratch for a thousand years

>Clumsy as all getout, sometimes just sighs as she clumsily slips and falls down the stairs, rolling unharmed to the bottom
>Extremely limited grasp of the world, is worried about what would happen if a particularly large bug or bird flew in front of the little tiny sun
>In the nicest possible way, is just plain- dumb, doesn't really see connections between things and can't solve any puzzles that don't involve 'just mildly punch the wall out to skip'
Cutest cutest girlfriend

>> No.19151479

>>19151441
I can see her wanting to wear one of your sweaters and not realizing why that wouldn't work without you explaining.

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Monster girls in one piece swimsuits are the cure to everything.

>> No.19151498

>>19151441
She needs a blue dragon sister who could design a time machine in her sleep and explain nuclear physics off-hand while solving two rubik's cubes at once, yet can't wear clothes of any material that's too heavy and gets winded from the walk from her bed to the kitchen.

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>>19151492
I'm so far gone I've begun to find one-piece swimsuits more erotic than naked bodies.

>> No.19151515

>>19151503
You have excellent taste.

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>>19151503
Good thing there is a species just for that then.
>Happy pregnant loli oni in a one piece swimsuit
I've never seen a picture that catered to so many top tier fetish at once before.

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>>19151523
You forgot the toppest of the top tiers. She's also my waifu.
Oh, and I guess glasses, but it's not like you wear them in the water.

>> No.19151557

>>19151541
>Spoiler
I couldn't agree more.
Is it degenerate to want to cum on a loli's glasses then have her lick it off?

>> No.19151567

>>19151557
Only if you pull out of her to do it. Once you put it in, she deserves to get creampied and it's not like mine would let me out anyway.

If you're getting a handjob you practically have to do it, though.

>> No.19151581

>>19151567
Greedy monster girls who leglock you and won't let you pullout are for repeatedly creampieying until they have their fill.

>> No.19151597

>>19151581
Also she thinks vag-to-mouth is super gross and would bite hard if I tried to do it to her while she's dazed from a few orgasms.

>> No.19151609

>>19150621
Girls don't peep on boys, do they?

>> No.19151618

>>19151609
I bet she's peeping on some blood tests being done on the students in her class.
Sensei-chan is such a pervert!

>> No.19151626
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Do human boys get in trouble for skipping class if it's because they got whisked away by their monster classmates?

>> No.19151630

>>19151626
>that many tails
>still in school
The school of life, huh.

>> No.19151634
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>>19151626
The teachers just award them credits for the "Practical Introduction to Marriage" module and reschedule make-up classes in that timeslot.

>> No.19151640

>>19151630
Some foxes just want to feel young again. I say let them.

>> No.19151644

>>19151640
>reLife with monster girls
>the Kitsunes just get busted immediately because they have so many tails

>> No.19151645
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>>19151640
And then anon got boxed lunches made for him every day.

>> No.19151646

>>19151640
So you're saying they are actually CCs pretending to be a highschooler in order to snatch up some young bloods? How scandalous!

>> No.19151648

>>19150651
Now I want to see art of an Eros hellhound

>> No.19151650
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>>19151645
I'd rather get fed by a young busty fox than by a desperate lolibaba.

>> No.19151652

>>19151597
How many waifufags' waifus have bothersome personality traits or ones they don't like? I always imagined waifus being "perfect"

>> No.19151657

>>19151634
Do they also pass Babymaking 101 if they come back pregnant? Would be interesting to see how others react.
>all their friends are clamoring around them excitedly
>"Aah, it must be so nice having a baby~"
>"Yeah, I might take my boyfriend behind the gym during lunch and get started myself."
>>19151645
Sounds like the good life

>> No.19151658

>>19151652
Perfection is boring though.

>> No.19151672

>>19151652
She has no concept of consent, refuses to participate in any activities outside her routine, only eats dark chocolate pocky, insults and is violent towards me as well as plenty of smaller stuff like her tendency to bite my fingers if I get them close to her face or refusing to communicate with anyone but me.

>>19151658
Definitely. I'd also add that one of the wonderful aspect of a relationship with a monster girl is slowly learning more about her unusual ways and personality, if she was perfect from the get-go then there'd be no discovery.

>> No.19151677

>>19151672
I'm sorry to say this but your waifu sounds autistic.

>> No.19151689

>>19151672
Lich or Anubis?

>> No.19151690

>>19151626
Yes, they're shot.

>> No.19151708
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>>19151677
Call her autistic if you want, I call her love.
All of those traits can be explained by both her past and the nature of her species so it's not a mental deficiency or anything of the sort.

>>19151689
That would be one messed up Anubis, poor thing's graping must have gone wrong.

>> No.19151715

>>19151708
Does she also bite your penis is you get it too close to her face? Do you do it on purpose?

>> No.19151729

>>19151715
Every monster girl with sharp teeth should do this, especially lolis with big fangs.

>> No.19151742

>>19151729
My wife only does with my consent, or when >>19151597
She likes to roleplay penis guro though, so she wants me to scream and squirm with my hands in my crotch and pretend she's bit my dick off after I cum in her mouth.

>> No.19151754

>>19151742
>She likes to roleplay penis guro
This is both the stupidest and cutest thing I've read in a long while.
I'd understand if she was a shark or some kind of predatory species, but I don't see why an Oni would be into this.

>> No.19151762

>>19151708
You made me imagine a mojyo Nacho who plays online games instead of spinning her web and makes her husband slave away supporting and pleasuring her 24/7

>> No.19151776

>>19151762
Mojyo monster girls who make unreasonable demands are for spoiling and servicing.
What the best species for that?

>> No.19151779

>>19151754
I don't know if she turned herself rotten reading all those hard-S doujins when she was young, or if she was just born that way.

If it has anything to do with her species, she might have got some wires crossed in her brain with the Oni desire to fight and her yan.

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>>19151776

>> No.19151800

>smug vampire misunderstands a conversation that leads her to believe that anon is planning to break up with her
>she runs to anon and starts crying and begging for him to not break up with her, saying she'll be nicer
>look of relief on her face when she's not being broken up with

>> No.19151857
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I'm heading over to the Fluffy Mart in a couple of hours. Does anyone want me to get them something?

>> No.19151864

>>19151857
Can you get me a tsundere loli mofu? Thanks!

>> No.19151892

>>19151857
A family pack of fried tofu, please!

>> No.19151930

>Finally introducing your Kikimora maid to your parents
>You tried to avoid explicitly calling her a maid, causing your parents to believe she's your girlfriend
>You reason that you can explain the truth to them afterwords, but having her show up in a maid uniform would only lead to an argument about how you must be taking advantage of the poor girl
>You're stopping at home just long enough to pick her up and then heading up to your parents' home for dinner, so you tell her to be ready
>When you pull up, she comes out in hotpants and a tight shirt that says "I ANAL"
>She's pouty about being told to change and insists it's the nicest thing she has to wear that isn't her uniform

>> No.19151933

>>19151930
Apparently 4chan doesn't support that character.
"I heart anal" is what it was supposed to be.

>> No.19151944

>>19150793
First image of a nightmare doing that kind of stuff I've seen, nice.

>> No.19152046

>>19151930
>>19151933
Anon, the solution is obvious, but I can't blame you for not coming up with it. It is the most erotic thing a woman can do for a man. Instead of wearing that shirt, have her wear one of your oversized T-shirts.

>> No.19152110

>>19151779
I like the idea of a monster girl developing strange fetishes from reading doujins.
>Holst into ravenous blowjobs
>Lamia into neckbiting
>Dragon anal sizequeen
>Slime into ryona

>> No.19152186
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New Cyclops subspecies when?

>> No.19152193

>>19152186
Are there any interesting cyclops concept left?
Vanilla monoeye with a twist is all I can think of.

>> No.19152248

>>19152193
There's a few.
>Hitotsume-kozō
Zipangu doesn't have its own monoeye yet
>Fachan
Irish monster with one of each limb.
>Jian
Could easily be a harpy version of Liliraune. They're one eyed, one winged birds.
>Psoglav
Slav cyclops dogs that ate people.
Wikipedia has a pretty decent list of these things https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_one-eyed_creatures_in_mythology_and_fiction

>> No.19152290

>>19152248
That's a lot of possibilities, we're bound to get one eventually even though I doubt KC is into monoeyes.
>Likho is an embodiment of evil fate and misfortune in Slavic mythology, a creature with one eye, often depicted as an old, skinny woman in black
I'd take an evil CC.

>> No.19152317

>>19151634
Hanging out with the delinquent Cat MGs!

I bet he gives them scritches under the chin!

>> No.19152348

>>19151652
Not a waifufag, every girl I imagine does have atleast some personality trait that could be considered bothersome, but they fit the overall picture and aren't super severe or personally repulsive or anything.

If I had to analyze this, it might be because the human mind recognizes literal perfection as something unnatural and it paradoxally becomes not perfect at all if it's "perfectly" perfect. Even if the imperfections are small, they count towards that and might even become charm points. Something that could logically considered a flaw almost magically becomes a perk in the eyes of many people, for example classics like girls being tsundere or very shy.

>> No.19152467

>>19152348
The perfect monster girl is the one whose flaws you view as qualities.
If you love the way a Manticore sexually tortures you and you find her monstrous parts beautiful then she's the one for you.

>> No.19152469
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19152469

If a blacksmith forges more blades with his Cursed Sword, is that like making babies for them?

>> No.19152478

>>19152469
It'd be sisters unless the cursed sword was more like a cursed hammer

>> No.19152483
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19152483

My wife is the cutest! I love her!

>> No.19152503

>>19152469
A very lewd thought.

>> No.19152505

>>19152483
Your wife is very cute, but I don't love her.
I love my own wife who's subjectively cuter than yours.

>> No.19152507

>>19152469
Wouldn't it be more like cheating? Living material species would want their owner to only use them.
>Cursed Sword gets anxious because you're too focused on hitting the blades
Remember to cuddle and give plenty of love to your sword or else...

>> No.19152520

>>19152505
All waifus are cute!

>> No.19152532

>>19152478
>working some steel into a dagger blade
>at you strike it upon the anvil, you keep hearing sounds from your hammer
>"Aah Aah Aaaah!~ Pound me more, Darling! I want to hurry and finish our adorable child together!"
>you simply sigh and continue hammering away, letting her DE infuse the metal with each blow
>finally you cool the blade and sharpen it before setting it in a handle
>once you finish, the gem at the hilt glows faintly
>"...Papa!"

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>>19152520
Speaking of cute waifus
>jesus christ these evil Anubis abs

>> No.19152547

>>19152469
There isn't enough art for Cursed Swords.

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19152554

Look anon! There's a new series of monster girls available in the lucky ball machines. Why not try your luck?
>Gacha
>Gacha
>...
>Pon!
What did you get?

>> No.19152566

>>19152554
I'd rather play the CC Echidna next door's Gacha

>> No.19152571
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>>19152554
This game's rigged! I only ever get mice!

>> No.19152576

>>19152533
This anubis is so good

>> No.19152582

>>19152554
I wonder if you can only play once....unless you play the harem game.

>> No.19152583

>>19152576
I want to become her one and only slave. None of those Pharaoh sluts hanging around either.

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>>19152571
Looks like you finally paid the light bill!

>> No.19152611

I want to be a wizard hired by a shortstack apophis to try and help her beat the pharaoh!

>> No.19152617

>>19152583
Nice anon

>> No.19152630

>>19152617
Does that count as a waifu or do I have a mistressu?

>> No.19152640

>>19152630
Both

>> No.19152702
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19152702

What did you say to her?

>> No.19152707

>>19152702
I desire death very much.

>> No.19152710

>>19152702
>I want to spend eternity together with you
she's going to turn me undead to make it come true

>> No.19152714

>>19151062
He only mentioned doing it once... Possibly due to unforeseen side-effects?

>> No.19152716

>>19152702
"No."

>> No.19152732

>>19152702
Asked for a blowjob, how could I not after seeing those beautiful pearly whites?

>> No.19152742

That Meanubis is really blowing up itt

>> No.19152755

>>19152469
Cursed Swords can do that the normal way.
Forging additional blades just makes them jealous enough to stab you the moment you let your guard down.

>> No.19152760

>>19152742
Meh. I’m not a fan

>> No.19152767

>>19152702
Her fluff is the worst I've seen in years.

>> No.19152772

>>19152755
No need for her to get jealous. I'll only ever use her "sheathe"

>> No.19152786

>>19152742
I forget where she was from?

>> No.19152792

>>19152767
It looks greasy and heavy

>> No.19152811
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19152811

KC's biggest mistake was never giving mouse girls the bodies they deserve

>> No.19152815

>>19152792
It's rough and spike, worse than tanuki fluff and she'd be better off shaving.

>> No.19152829

>>19152792
>he doesn't like thick, oily fluff
Weak. I bet she doesn't even need a long-sleeved raincoat.

>> No.19152831

I seem to have lost an image. Anyone have that Anubis drawing where it’s a collection of sketches on a blue background where she’s a normal school girl with big glasses?There’s one “pose” where she’s excitedly watching anime, one where she’s stoping the wind from blowing her skirt, one where she brushes her teeth, and a couple others.

>> No.19152841

>>19152811
>newborn
Oh my.

>> No.19152850

>>19152533
God I love this Evil Anubis.

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>>19152831

>> No.19152862

>>19152811
The average mouse should be small and thin. Big momma mice would be a privileged few.

>> No.19152889

>>19152862
Not if I had my way, I'd have all my mouse maids meaty!

>> No.19152896

>>19152857
Exactly. This Anubis is more my speed.

>> No.19152921

>>19152896
I want to see a Nerdubis like this whose Meanubis mother loves and cherishes unconditionally. I bet she gets all flustered when she comes home with a friend and her half-dressed MILF of a mother who everyone is scared of just hugs and snuggles the shit out of her.

>> No.19152934

I want to see a anubis lounging around in a hammock.

>> No.19153005

>>19152889
Mice are the kind of girls who'd have sex with their man until they fell asleep from exhaustion if left to their own devices. Keep your maids in check.

>> No.19153012

>>19152467
I love the way a loli Wight can be too prideful and tsun-tsun, and you need some patience and metaphorical poking to unveil her honest behavior.

>> No.19153022

>>19153005
I would.
Sex and snuggling would only ensue once I get back from work and do my run.

Cute mice!
Meaty mice!

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>> No.19153031
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>>19153012
Loli Wight is a cute!

>> No.19153049

>>19153012
>>19153031
What about her ghastly pale skin, dead cold body and beatless heart? Those are creepy.

>> No.19153098

>>19153049
Those are all super attractive. I'd like to perform CPR on an undead girl to make her feel all tingly inside.

>> No.19153125

>>19153049
>ghastly pale skin
It's beautiful, I doubt even Snow White was literally as white as snow.
>dead cold body and beatless heart
It just means you can share your warmth and let her rest her head against your chest to listen to heartbeats, and that's cute.

>> No.19153137

>>19153031
I don't care how much she pouts, no dick until she grows up into a fine, voluptuous woman

>> No.19153140

>>19153023
Lonely depressed anon had to experience death before he could experience bliss. This extra-yandere Wisp will protect his newly acquired smile.

>>19153098
I'm sure any undead lover could make a Wight's heart beat by honestly telling her about their feelings towards her.

>> No.19153154

>>19153140
Can she turn me into a death knight? That would be cool.

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>>19152554
I got a lewd little jinko!

>> No.19153172

>>19153160
Gao~

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>>19153160
Not the worst outcome.

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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

>> No.19153187

>>19153031
Would a wight ever extend her ghost hand thing to the rest of her body?

>> No.19153194

>>19153160
You should make her into a pregnant lewd little jinko

>> No.19153202

>>19153184
Thanks for the evil cat. She'll serve as a nice backup on fights and I could lay her on top of me before I sleep.

>> No.19153203

>>19153184
An evil kitten?

>> No.19153205

>>19153160
Dear, go change into a different swimsuit. I know your mother let you get it but you're not old enough to wear that to the beach yet.

Now, while you're doing that, I'm going to go give your mother a piece of my mind.

>> No.19153210

>>19153125
Your love for Wights is respectable, but can you claim to love them completely? I've yet to see an Anon who also loves their claws.

>>19153187
Maybe if she's angry, seems like it'd take a lot of power to do.

>> No.19153216

>>19153205
>making a cute kitten wear a one-piece
She's going to draw all the pedos to the yard, anon.

>> No.19153225

>>19153216
That's what I'm there for. It's a father's duty to protect his children from evil pedos. With any tool at his disposal.

And I have a lot of tools. As does my wife.

>> No.19153230

>>19153216
His flat cat brings all the boys to the yard.

>> No.19153234

>>19153225
It's going to make her childhood friend go wild, too.

>> No.19153242

>>19153187
>super high level wight going full cancer lancer or vaccuum mermaid by projecting multiple full body ghost doubles

>> No.19153260

>>19153234
Childhood friends are perfection though. So, that's fine. I'll just keep an eye on them until they graduate high school so she doesn't end up getting pregnant before then. But after? The wife is already talking grandbabies.

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>> No.19153263

>>19152532
unironically wish KC went with "soul trapped in weapon" instead of a parasitic sword that only corrupts its user's mind and doesn't have a mind of its own.

>> No.19153266

>>19153260
>so she doesn't end up getting pregnant before then
That just means they're going to have hot, steamy loli-on-shota anal every single day until they graduate.

>> No.19153284

>>19153225
>>19153260
Good parent.

>> No.19153287

I would like to face a monster in glorious combat!
And then knock her socks off with a kiss when I win!

>> No.19153299

>>19153287
I would rather tear the land apart doing heroic deeds with a good sword in my hands and my wife at my side

>> No.19153304

>be married to a monstergirl who is extremely proud to be a broodmother
>likes to wear midriff shirts that say things like "Buns in the oven," and "Daughter Factory."
>also prefers low cut pants that show off her enchanted womb tattoo that grows more elaborate with each baby conceived
>starts every day with coffee from her "World's Best Momster" mug

>> No.19153307

>>19153263
I might not remember correctly, but isn’t that the living armor?

>> No.19153309

>>19153261
All it needs is a dark mage and the onee-san trifecta will be complete.

>> No.19153321
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Thighs.

>> No.19153322

>>19153261
>"Why does Anon have a joystick in his pants? It's so warm too."
>"Don't get distracted now, Tania. We're almost about to win our prize from Anon."
>"A prize from Anon? I want it! Oh, I hope it's something delicious."

>> No.19153324

>>19153321
I wish to hotdog this scheduledog.

>> No.19153331
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>>19153309
How does one otouto handle all of that Onee-chan power?

>> No.19153335

>>19153331
Source?

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>>19153210
Most of the time when someone brings up the claws, they're just talking about the Wight doing something honestly generic domming with them. I actually didn't think much of the claws first, but then I realized they can be used for cute, romantic or cutelewd things.
>slapping you with them if she's being tsundere
>giving a massage
>clawing your back with them during sex
>holding you with the claws out while she's laying in your arms
>layered handholding if you put your hand on top of hers from behind and the ghost paws are active so your hand is inside it
>inexperienced loliwight giving you a handjob with them and acting smug about it, and embarassing herself when you shoot it all over her by surprise

>>19153137
She's already a fine young lady, respecting any monster as such would make her really happy.

>> No.19153350

>>19153331
Is this like “dad reflexes”?

>> No.19153359

Ask a hakutaku why "fridge" has a D in it but not "refrigerator"

>> No.19153362

>>19153322
>Titania pretending to be oure just so anon gets even more wild when trying to corrupt her

>> No.19153368
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>>19153335
https://exhentai.org/g/1210664/4b66db5a0c/

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>>19153359
>"I...I don't know..."

>> No.19153386

>>19153377
I headcannon the idea of hakutakus going into a berserker rapy state when the dont know some thing, and fucking them allows them to tackle the question with a clear mind

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>>19153359
The word refrigeration, and refrigerator, too, are actually centuries older than the appliance.

It is likely that fridge is a shortening of Frigidaire, the name brand, which in the 1920s and 1930s especially was used extensively to mean any refrigerator at all, like Xerox with copiers or Kleenex with tissue.

Other common terms were ice chest and ice box, which persisted even after those actual things had been replaced by the refrigerator. (In the late 1990s, my grandmother was still telling me to help myself to a cold drink out of the ice chest.)

The spelling fridge is less confusing to English speakers than frige because:

There is a clear parallel with bridge, ridge
-ige is not at all common in English except for a few words from French (prestige, vestige)

That’s probably why.

Fridge in this sense is attested only from 1926, although in British English of the 19th century it appears to have been a slang term roughly synonymous with flit, suggesting light and rapid movement.

>> No.19153395

>>19153368
Onee-chans really are lovely.

>> No.19153398

>>19153393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>> No.19153403

>>19153393
Okay miss, if a tree falls and there is no one around, what colour is the tree?

>> No.19153415

>>19153393
I want to rest my head on a hakutaku's lap while she tells me about the organization of the ancient Roman legions and offers comparisons for other ancient empires such as the Qin.

>> No.19153417

>>19153403
All colors.
And thats all I know from MI, that and the banjo duel

>> No.19153418

>>19153393
I want to eat out a taku.

>> No.19153420

>>19153049
Calling a Wight creepy would make her drain you until you pass out and leaving you in a questionable part of her kingdom.

>> No.19153423

>>19153349
Follow the Wight Rabbit!

>> No.19153434

>>19153349
Those are all fantastic ideas.
Their profile doesn't mention anything about their claws but it does talk about Wights' ability to handle spirit energy and a man's soul.
>Wight gives you a massage
>Her soft delicate hands bring heaven to your muscles
>Her ghastly claw stimulate and invigorate your soul
The level of trust you'd need to let a Wight toy with your soul is incommensurable.
>Spoiler
Poor girl isn't used to controlling her spirit energy drain ability yet, she can't help but turn your dick into a broken faucet when she gives you a handjob.

>> No.19153451

>>19153210
Getting your energy drained is a kind of a fetish, not unlike wanting to get bitten by a Vampire. Wight claws do exactly that.

It's not that common though.

>> No.19153470

>>19153398
Fuck off. I want to hear more.

>> No.19153536
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19153536

>> No.19153569
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>'Now Anon, can you tell me how much force the inside of a manticore's bulb can exert? I remind you this will be on your practical exam.'

>> No.19153580

>>19153434
>Poor girl isn't used to controlling her spirit energy drain ability yet
It's easy to imagine it, her on the bed laying on her back where she fell with her arms thrown above her head, her delicate face and small pale body decorated with "spirit energy". She'd let out a small angry whimper and glare at you for a moment with tears in the corners of her eyes, until your surprise wore off and you couldn't help but to start cracking up a bit at what happened. She'd go "S-stop laughing! It's not funny!" or something but it'd be easy to tell she's starting to try not to laugh until she started giggling too.

>> No.19153583

>>19153569
Enough to get a man off?
I was too busy looking at the pictures of pygmy manticores

>> No.19153596

>>19153434
I think it was their extra art that says their claws have a draining effect. Wights were notorious for draining levels in d&d if I remember correctly.

Also Wights are always elegant, even when someone just came all over her face.

>> No.19153597

>>19153569
How am I supposed to concentrate when her bra just barely showing like that.

>> No.19153598

>>19153569
This is the perfect breast size. You may not like it, but this is what peak sexiness looks like.

>> No.19153618

>>19153569
How would you measure something like that?

>> No.19153623

>>19153569
Uh.....uh....it's....13 newtgasms?

>> No.19153639

>>19153569
A lot?

>> No.19153648

>>19153569
Not enough to bust human testicles.

>> No.19153676

Is it wrong to genetically enhance manticores for strength?

>> No.19153688

>>19153569
Why do I get the feeling that no matter what happens, Anon's going to get a firsthand demonstration from that desperate sensei?

>> No.19153694

>>19153596
>Also Wights are always elegant, even when someone just came all over her face.
Not necessarily in the case she's a loli, and it happened because she caused it by accident and without warning.

>> No.19153698

>>19153676
Yes. You should instead weaken them and shrink them down to make them more suitable for pet use.

>> No.19153708

>>19153698
So a race of pygmy cores?
Shortstacks with lots of meat and big mofu?

>> No.19153718

>>19153569
how would I know I'm not into manticores.

>> No.19153728

>>19153688
She may be desperate now, but he'll be the desperate one by the end.

>>19153718
You wouldn't until you've tried one.

>> No.19153730

>>19153708
Yes. Exactly. Also try to give them that thing that cats have where they freeze if you lift them by the nape, but make it work by hugging them really hard.

>> No.19153747

>>19153023
I want to combine a Wisp with a Living Armor.

>> No.19153754

>>19153676
This reminds me of that comic of a couple of elves(?) running experiments on hellhounds to see how long they last fucking a man strapped to a table

>> No.19153768

>>19153730
Ok, but that will still make them pout really hard.

>>19153754
Now is the time of science!

>> No.19153788

>>19153768
>that will still make them pout really hard.
Perfect. I want to hug her tight with one arm, give her headpats with the other, and give her kisses all over her pouty face with my lips.

After that I'm going to use my headpat hand to grab her tail bulb and first eat it out for a couple of orgasms and then use it as an onahole.

>> No.19153805

>>19153754
I think it was succubi trying to breed hellhounds to surpass metal gear.

>> No.19153809

>>19153788
Poor things are getting bullied!
Poor pygmy cores.
They probably can't even build large muscles.

>> No.19153811

>>19153698
>>19153676
What are you going to do when the power goes out and the fences go down?

>> No.19153818

>>19153805
Something like that. I especially remember the Hellhound had a really cute contented face. Like she finally had enough sex to satisfy her.

>> No.19153826

>>19153811
Well, that's why you have backup security bunkers.

Big, buff musclecores, may be upper oni-tier in strength but that can't help them from working the backup keys!

And the pygmy-cores freeze when hugged by strangers.

>> No.19153841

>>19153826
But the pygmycores can still overwhelm a man! Imagine being attacked by five of them! You could only take out two before the rest would be left free to snuggle you anywhere they wanted!

>> No.19153846
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>>19153694
>Forget what you see tonight, or else!

>> No.19153859

>>19153728
nah I don't find them that appealing.

>> No.19153864

>>19153841
Indeed, that's why you need to learn how to do a group hug to get three of them and then hope you find someone to assist you.

In an ironic turn, their small forms contain a venom many times more powerful than that of their normal contemporaries.

>> No.19153875
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>>19153754
You mean this?

>> No.19153905

>>19153875
Look at how happy that doggo is!

>> No.19153909 [SPOILER] 
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19153909

Do royalty and nobility in Order lands exercise Droit du Seigneur, or does that go against the Order's intended role as the "no fun allowed" faction?

For those who don't know, "Droit du Seigneur" is basically the right of a feudal lord to NTR wedded couples in his realm on their wedding night.

>> No.19153915
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>>19153875
I bet they would both try to make the most powerful and lewd hell hound possible while also making a separate none-dominant hellhound as well.

The idea of breeding hellhounds really gets me hard.

>> No.19153926

>>19153915
Kind of like that Russian experiment domesticating foxes!
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/mans-new-best-friend-a-forgotten-russian-experiment-in-fox-domestication/

>> No.19153928

>cool dragon mg gf
>acts calm & collected, everyone looks up to her at work
>is good at almost anything
>when alone with anon, she turns into a big bundle of cuteness and constantly demands snuggling

>> No.19153933

>>19153915
Selective breeding is the best.
Do you imagine yourself at the beginning or end of the project? They'd have to exclusively breed Hellhounds to hikkynerds for like 20 generations to end up with domesticated ones.

>> No.19153941

>>19153915
>didn't switch the eyes
Lost opportunity right there. I want a black sclera house Hellhound.

>> No.19153946

>>19153875
I'd actually try jumping inside that hellhound container just to see what would happen to me. Imagine all the scratches and bites I'd get.

>> No.19153957

>>19153905
She got to keep going until she was completely satisfied, of course she's happy. And she's going to wake up cuddled up in a bed with her brand new husband. She'll actually get to learn what his name is as opposed to "Mount #17" just like she'll get to actually tell him her name.

>>19153915
>Test Group #1: Control Group
Just fuck within sane parameters.
>Test Group #2: A Hellhound to Surpass Hellhounds
Keep going until you pass out, rest up and then start all over again until you and her can both go for a week straight.
>Test Group #3: Submissive Hellhounds
You're mounted on top of her and forced to mating press her.
>Test Group #4: Hellhound Hybrids
The Hellhounds have been altered with the traits of other species.
>Test Group #5: Hellhound Hybridization
Other Species have been altered with the traits of Hellhounds.
Which one would you want to be in?

>> No.19153960

>>19153933
I bet an alchemist or wizard can do it.

Can you imagine?
A whole race of hellbolds!

Hybrids are great, lots of holst DNA splicing would be in the future for my subjects!

>> No.19153961
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19153961

Mere female fish.

>> No.19153964

>>19153946
I hope you're ready to work as an unpaid intern for 15 years to pay off the amount of research specimens you ruined.
Also to provide for your twenty Hellhound wives.

>> No.19153966

>>19153909
Order and nobility, perhaps. That 'no fun allowed' nonsense naturally comes with a lot of hypocrisy. "No fun allowed for anyone except me" I guess.

Monsters, on the other hand, would take it in a different direction. I imagine a wedding would be a kingdom-wide decree for couples to 'celebrate' the unification of a new couple among the lot.

>> No.19153970

>>19153960
But anon.
If you do selective breeding, there's a lot of increasingly cute sex to be had. And once the project is done, you can sell all the documentation to the public!

>> No.19153988

>>19153970
Selective breeding would take generations though.
Magic and alchemy can make it quicker!
I bet you don't want to add owl harpy DNA to a grizzly loli

>> No.19153990

>>19153957
Test group two, extreme course.
Give my hellhound a mix of manticore venon, raging mushroom and some other poisons while the table I'm on is engraved in runes to keep me hard.

>>19153964
>20
Oh god, I dont think they'd stop fucking me for one second.

>> No.19153996
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The world has entered a new ice age. Do you huddle in your caves for warmth like savages now that civilization has fallen or do you seek new means of survival?

>> No.19154005

>>19153996
I'd like to huddle in a cave with a warm, fluffy waifu.

>> No.19154016
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>tfw no kunoichi wife
Why even live?

>> No.19154026

>>19154016
you actually have one she is just shy and hiding

>> No.19154029

>>19153875
What happens if you put your dick near the glass?

>> No.19154030
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>>19153928
Dragons are really good for this kind of stuff with how clingy and protective they are.

>> No.19154033
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>>19154016
Pirates > ninjas

>> No.19154034

>>19153846
Teasing a loli Wight the morning after >>19153580 happened would result in some impressive embarrassed pounting.

>> No.19154036

>>19153957
Group 3
Just think, first they'll be normal hellhounds, hating being dominated. Then It's just resistant. Then they are tsun about the whole thing. And a few generations later they are just more sexually aggressive kobolds.

>> No.19154049

>>19154026
I want her to come out of the shadows and hug me.

>> No.19154089

>>19154036
It's not like hellhounds are mayflies, anon. You'll be married to one for your entire life, while some younger nerds get to ream your increasingly gentle daughters and granddaughters.

>> No.19154116

>>19154089
I know, but It'll be fun to see the progression still.
And since this is MGE, incest don't have any side effects.

>> No.19154125

>>19153957
You know Lamarckism has been a discredited theory for something like over 100 years, right?

>> No.19154137

>>19153961
I want a Mershark who feels uneasy unless she's chewing on me.

>> No.19154142

>>19154116
Maybe after a few generations of tests, with your daughter and other test subjects on the same group, you'd end up with your grand^3daughter.

>> No.19154147
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>>19154125
It works if you believe in it hard enough, just like how Red Wurm is the fastest being alive because she's painted red and red makes you go faster.

>> No.19154170

>>19154030
Is this dragon form somewhere or is she original?

I want more of her.

>> No.19154193

>>19153875
>this picture triggered /monster/
Remember no matter how silly the shitstorms here seem at least we're not that autistic.

>> No.19154205

>>19154170
She's a dragonfag's waifu.

>> No.19154214

>>19154193
Why did it do that?

>> No.19154233

>>19154214
Something about sex removed from love and being proof that "normies" are invading mge.

>> No.19154236

>>19154205
That dragonfag has a really nice waifu then though I don't see much of her, at least in the thread.

>> No.19154245

>>19154233
That's silly. Way too silly.

>> No.19154253

>>19154233
>sex removed from love
Did they not see that Hellhound's face? There's an abundance of love going on in that pic.

>> No.19154257
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>>19154245
The internet is a silly place, friend.

>> No.19154258

>>19154233
I mean, there’s so much unstated you can easily assume them being paired off if you like.
Seems like one of those “trying to get pissed” scenarios.

>> No.19154262
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Remember that her fur will always be fluffy and dry despite going through a stream to get you

>> No.19154279

>>19154142
This shouldn't make me get an erection. But it dose.

>> No.19154280

>>19154262
Her fluff would have to be rough and oily like that one Anubis to be water repellant.

>> No.19154317

>>19154125
But if you force a girl to be gentle, and she raises her children gently, won’t the daughters then be at least a little gentler? It works the opposite direction after all. Statistically, I would probably beat my kids since my dad beat me. That’s why I never want them.

>> No.19154323

>>19153957
Group 4 and 5 please. Those have the most interesting potential.

>> No.19154331

>>19153996
It sounds like the Dawn of the White Horn era to me.

>> No.19154339

>>19154279
It really shouldn't, anon. Every one of your daughterus and their daughterus are getting mating pressed by guys using raging mushrooms and then you have one after many years who nearly cums just by putting your cock in her mouth.

>> No.19154347

>>19154331
Winter Town 2: Winter World

>> No.19154351
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https://exhentai.org/g/1234537/fd8565d682/

>> No.19154358

>>19154351
Remove knife-ears.

>> No.19154360

>>19154358
Remove yourself.

>> No.19154362

>>19154317
Having daughters that were brought up well doesn't make them intrinstically gentle. You'd have to pair the gentlest daughters with gentle guys and their gentlest daughters with gentle guys and so on to get the desired result.

>> No.19154371

Daily reminder that idle hands are the succubus' playground.

>> No.19154378
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>>19154358
Love knife-ears.

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>>19154358
No.

>> No.19154385
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>>19154170
Like the other anon said, she's my waifu and she's an absolute cutie.

>>19154236
I don't really talk much about her and when I do I don't specify it. Other than commissions you'll only get me really talking about her when asked about it.

>> No.19154392

>>19154358
I want to make a dairy from defeated elven maidens!

>> No.19154406
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19154406

This is my swordfu. There are many others like her, but this one is mine.

>> No.19154408

>>19153957
Can you make hellhounds more dominant?

>> No.19154455
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>Let's go to the beach nyaaaa!

>> No.19154473

>>19154455
sounds nice you did learn how to swim after last time right?

>> No.19154500

How would Centaurs/Unicorns/Bicorns feel about letting other monstergirls ride them?

>> No.19154502
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>>19154385
More off-profile art is always welcome.

>> No.19154509
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>>19154500
Bicorn would like it. Others I'm not so sure.

>> No.19154528

>>19154408
That'd probably be Group #2.

>> No.19154533

>>19154385
She's very cute, her colours are really nice.

>> No.19154556

>>19154528
What is the upper limit for domination? How dom can any living thing possibly get?

>> No.19154557
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>> No.19154558

>>19154500
Saddles are probably very embarrassing but secretly appealing.

>> No.19154564

>>19154556
Well that's what the experiment is for, isn't it?

>> No.19154565 [SPOILER] 
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>>19154556
Violated Hero tier.

>> No.19154569

>>19154558
Nah. The real magic is in the stirrup.

http://strangehorizons.com/non-fiction/articles/how-the-stirrup-changed-our-world/

>> No.19154593

>>19154569
>Hakutaku-sensei cheerfully giving her lecture on saddles, stirrups, and the importance of horse archery in human history
>blushing centaurs and unicorns in the class bury their face in their hands

>> No.19154594
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>> No.19154604

>>19154593
She will really separate the girls from the women once she starts covering the history of spurs and riding crops.

>> No.19154606

>>19154594
Cute enough to be called a romanticore.

>> No.19154612
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>>19154502
I plan on getting some more off profile from other monsters, but only after I'm satisfied with arts of my dragon.

>>19154533
I'd stare at her colors all day long.

>> No.19154613
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>>19154606

>> No.19154640

>>19154502
You're in luck, maybe. Got one in the works and more planned down the line.

>> No.19154654
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>TFW no koi mermaid waifu

>> No.19154658

>>19154613
How would you react to being paired off with a Manticore in an experimental testing facility run by monstergirls?
The experiment you're in is testing how deeply a Manticore can bond with her "prey".
So really you'll just be locked in an apartment with her with a bunch of at home date material and a bed made for fucking on.

>> No.19154678

>>19154565
Go away you homosexual.

>> No.19154679

>>19154612
I imagine it would be difficult for a Dragon to get outfits like that on, would you help her get dressed each morning?

>> No.19154704
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>> No.19154710

>>19154704
Cute birb

>> No.19154718
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19154718

Would it be an issue if your wife was formerly human?

>> No.19154726

>>19154718
>Formerly.

I don't see why you're even asking.

>> No.19154729

>>19154679
She has her own little set of clothes but for the maid one I'd definitely "help" her, as in I'd keep molesting her body while doing it.

>> No.19154734

>>19154718
Depends

>> No.19154737

>>19154718
Only if I get to see her transform myself.

>> No.19154743

>>19154718
It'll be a bit lame because she wasdn't born into that mindset, but I'd be fine with it.

>> No.19154749

>>19154718
No issue at all, I'd prefer to know her in her human form pre-corruption however.
I also love the idea of girls who were corrupted being able to take the form of their former selves via polymorphing and having sex like that once in a while to mix things up.

>> No.19154761

>>19154718
Nope

>> No.19154782
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>>19154718
Of course not.

>> No.19154785
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19154785

wonder if the DL's mother treats her like nothings changed

>> No.19154806

>>19154743
Honestly, not being born into the mindset gives her a different kind of cuteness.
>"Big siiiiis! Why have I been so sluggish lately?"
>'I dunno, you have a boyfriend?'
>"Nooooo. Why?"
>'Well you probably haven't sucked any cock lately then.'
>"Wh-What?!"
>'You're a succubus now, remember? You can eat food, but cum gives you the most energy. Go too long without a nice "pork injection" of some kind and you'll get all sluggish.'
>"B-but that's lewd!"
>'Succubi, remember? Why don't you go over to that guy you like, anon, get on your knees and give him those cute puppy eyes while you ask him ever so cutely if you can suck his cock dry.'
>"Sis!"
>'It'd work.'

>> No.19154814

>>19154785
The DL's mother is probably retired somewhere in Pandemonium riding on top of some sorcerer king that summoned her as a concubine back when that was half of what Succubi were good for.

>> No.19154847

>>19154814
>sorcerer king
>not a clumsy student mage summoning one of the only friendly monsters out of desperation

>> No.19154858
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>> No.19154874
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>> No.19154929

>>19154782
Traitor.

>> No.19154947

>>19154929
So?

>> No.19154960

>>19152469
Wouldn't Cursed Sword (of the Humie, Elf, and and Dorf equations anyways) just spawn Succubus variants?

>> No.19154999
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>>19154960
In general, cursed equipment can transform their users into any species, given that the equipment was imbued with that monster's mana in order to curse it.

>> No.19155010

>>19154999
I want a bakunyuu desert nuki

>> No.19155046
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>>19154999
>What's dangerous are pajamas made from “weresheep” wool, etc. Only a faint amount of demonic energy dwells in wool that has just been sheared normally, and it would have no influence on humans other than causing the original effect of peaceful sleep, but it's impossible to tell if there's one with condensed demonic energy mixed just by looking. If a woman were to wear it and go to sleep, then upon awakening, she would completely change into a weresheep.
I told you you couldn't trust 'em.

>> No.19155056

>>19155046
You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

>> No.19155062

>>19155010
But Desert Tanukis are already bustier than their vanilla counterparts! You want to make one bustier than that?

>> No.19155069

>>19155062
Yes, yes I do.
I'll admit it.

>> No.19155073

>>19154960
Cursed Swords give birth to seemingly human girls that naturally undergo the transformation/corruption process some time later.

>> No.19155105

>>19155046
This is why you should never buy from tanukis and always have something that can detect magic.

>> No.19155116

>>19155046
Why wear weresheep clothing to bed when you can just wear a weresheep?

>> No.19155125

>>19155116
So everyone can have weresheep wool.

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>>19154929
Lescatie had it coming.

>> No.19155151

>>19155144
>>19154929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9AjN5l4Gs

>> No.19155153
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>> No.19155160

>>19154785
>"I don't care if your "goddess of the new world", you'll be coming to family dinner on friday!"

>> No.19155168

>>19155153
Did Gazer's husband buy her that shirt?

>> No.19155177
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>>19155168
Gazerfag is a very rich man.

>> No.19155216

>>19155168
Swimsuit

>> No.19155220
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19155220

>Good morning

>> No.19155244

>>19155220
Aah~ I want to rape a Houri in the ass.

>> No.19155246

>>19155220
How did you get into my house?

>> No.19155248
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>> No.19155254

>>19155248
I don't like Dragons but I want to bat her tiddies around.

>> No.19155269

>>19155220
Why is she on my bed and where is my wife?

>> No.19155271

>>19155269
She is your wife.

>> No.19155275

>>19155254
Mere female lizard breasts are for slapping around while she begs you to breed her.

>> No.19155276

>>19155271
Anon I'm pretty sure my wife has scales and is bigger than that.

>> No.19155278
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>>19154193
>This picture triggered /monster/
>"Love being removed from sex"
>Le "REEEEEE NORMIES" REACTION
You can tell how desperate to stay relevant that shithole is if they think that in order to have sex both parties have to feel love.

>> No.19155314
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>>19152248
There is a rus fan mamono based on old myths though it's basically opposite of cyclops. http://godsbay.ru/slavs/images/slav089.jpg this guy who is something like old slav gazer
>Hovala is a demigod with a halo of 12 fiery eyes around their head. At night, the light coming from their eyes grants fertility, good health and good luck to everything and everyone it touches. However, during the day the light turns to dark, bringing illness and death, and making things and people it touched disappear.

>> No.19155316
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>Here's your order

>> No.19155341
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>>19155248

>> No.19155348

>>19155341
Not even a blast door will stop her

>> No.19155349
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>> No.19155361
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>>19155348
This is your fate

>> No.19155368

>>19155314
Neat, never seen that WLPER art before. Sounds like a pretty interesting monster too.

>> No.19155372

>>19155349
I'm torn between an ultra busty bunyip and a muscled one.

>> No.19155379

>>19155316
Why is she being sexual while delivering it though?

>> No.19155386

>>19155349
how do i shade like this pls

>> No.19155391
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19155391

I want to manhandle a shortstack Troll

>> No.19155392

>>19155379
It happens in all MG restaurants.

>> No.19155395

>>19155379
Youko can't help it.

>> No.19155401

>>19155386
You git gud.

>> No.19155423

>>19155316
I asked for mofu on a plate, not some weird balls.

>> No.19155424

>>19155401
i need some manuals for that

>> No.19155425

>>19155392
>>19155395
Well, I could give her a tip then, I'm sure she works hard for it.

>> No.19155430
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https://pastebin.com/RLT87guH

>> No.19155439

>>19155391
Replace shortstack troll with loli lich and this is my dream.

>> No.19155455

>>19155430
Cow lich is cutest lich.

>> No.19155469

>>19155391
>pounding shortstack troll over the kitchen and any flat surface in the house
>by the time you're exhausted shes bend over a wheelbarrow outside speaking random gibberish about the garden

>> No.19155485

>>19155469
Can a shortstack troll with those proportions even walk?

>> No.19155535
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19155535

Anglerfish girl when?

>> No.19155586

>>19155535
What MGE properties would her lure have?

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>> No.19155609

>>19155430
You think any society that had those components would wind up banning them.

>> No.19155629

>>19155535
>>19155586
>Large groups of Anglerfishgirls group up to combine their lights to trick sailors into thinking they're heading towards a lighthouse, when actually they're headed towards their new wives.
>It's very sensitive and glows different colors depending on their mood.

>> No.19155637

>>19155430
Something like that would have warranted an investigation.

>> No.19155642
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>> No.19155644
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How do Yetis survive the summer months when the Ice Queen leaves?

>> No.19155690

>>19155637
If this was real life, this is what would happen.

>Investigation happens, witness reports are collected.
>Go through news reports (It was a rally, there would have at least been several journalists + news van recording stuff) along with security surveillance.
>Next day, their faces/ illustrations are released onto major media networks, along with what happened, so their faces would be known to the entire nation.
>Then arrests will happen has one of the neighbors has ousted one of the culprits.
>This continues until either all conspirators are captured/killed.
>Then a gigantic debate happens in the national government assembly whenever or not to ban goods that cause monsterization.

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What do you say?

>> No.19155700

>>19155644
I don't think Ice Queens would go anywhere. They live in tall and remote mountains where it snows all year round.

I'm guessing she feels depressed and will ramble to her husband about how Summer is the shittiest season of all

>> No.19155730

>>19155697
ball gag and sodomize

>> No.19155731
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>>19155644
They ask Yeti-san for advice, she knows how to stay cool!

>> No.19155743

>>19155644
I bet shed yeti fur gets everywhere. You'd somehow wake up with a mouthful of her white winter coat as her beige summer coat begrudgingly comes in.

>> No.19155744

>>19155690
Depends on how many senators have monsterized wives. Not many probably.

>> No.19155751

>>19155697
Would "no way fag" be an acceptance or a rejection of her offer?

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>>19155690
This is why 3DPD needs to be overthrown.

>> No.19155774

>>19155743
>beige summer coat
I can imagine summer Yetis would get their photos taken a lot from hunters who think they found Bigfoot.The Yetis wouldn't understand why so many people want their photo, but they're always willing to pose and smile for the camera

>> No.19155789

>>19155752
I mean they did essentially mass poison a peaceful protest, not to mention this would have given fuel to the anti monstergirl sentiment.

>> No.19155792

>>19155743
>Yeti fur gets all over your clothes
>Everyone knows what you were doing.

>> No.19155802

>>19155789
Is it a crime if the victims are alive and happy?

>> No.19155813

>>19155802
If you did it without their consent, yes.

>> No.19155823

>>19155813
But monstergirls proactively dated me without my consent

>> No.19155825

>>19155424
The only manuals I have are in taxidermy, whinging, and some drugs I use to have weird dreams.

>> No.19155829

>>19155823
Rape is against the law.

>> No.19155915

>>19155829
Yeah okay buddy, maybe in your mind.

>> No.19155920

How much harpy or wolf traits do kikis retain? Might they howl if they forgot themselves for a moment?

>> No.19155926

>>19155915
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/2241

>> No.19155945

>>19155920
How much cat are manticores?

>> No.19155949

>monster girl runescape
>buying bf 2k
>buying bf 2k
>i'll armor trim your bf for you, just drop him on the ground
>thx noob
>logs out

>> No.19155954

>>19155926
I want tumblr to leave.

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>>19155945

>> No.19155970

>>19155949
I want to grind my skills for obscene amounts of time with my waifu!

>> No.19155972

>>19155751
>Hey Onii-san want to make dank memes with me over and over? I'll even wear my ass burgers you can pet my pussy! I bet you're at a Loss for words!
'No way Fag'
>Ha-Ha! Onii-san! You're so funny!

>> No.19155981
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19155981

Tiny brown daughterus!

>> No.19155986

>>19155920
Id imagine they can be very hostile to people showing up unannounced at the house like a guard dog.

>> No.19156018

>>19155963
Adorably grumpy.

>> No.19156036

>>19155981
I think I need a doctor.

>> No.19156048

>>19155986
Do they boof woof bark or yip?

>> No.19156064
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19156064

Daughteru.

>> No.19156070

>>19156048
depends on the kiki, standard yips, but a thicc kiki probably boofs.

>> No.19156083

>>19156064
My dude that is a boat.

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>>19156070
>boofs

>> No.19156105

>>19154594
I wanna use a mofu core as a flail and pummel my enemies!

>> No.19156107

Reminder that consensual transformation is the best transformation.

>> No.19156136

>>19156092
>dark priest goes door to door preaching
>rings doorbell of a very well kept house
>foot pounding following a large half naked kiki shoulder checking a door and boofing while the owner of the house tries to pull her away.

>> No.19156139

>>19156107
The best transformation is momsters getting back into their old magical girl outfits using half-remembered hand gestures they haven't thought of in years.

>> No.19156142

>>19156107
As long as she turns into a good species, it doesn't matter.

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>> No.19156145

>>19156142
What is a good speech.

>> No.19156151

>>19156145
Wurm-chan pls.

>> No.19156164

>>19155949
Do monster girls pretend to be guys online to get free things in games?

>> No.19156176

>>19156145
Any where its an objective improvement.

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>>19156176
We need examples.

>> No.19156206

>>19156200
Most of them, other then something like devil bug.

>> No.19156212

>>19156164
>cheshire pretending to be a boy for free items and to mess with thirsty monstergirls
>accidentally attracts the attention of an actual human male, who finds it "refreshing" to just play without monstergirl attention every once in a while, considers "him" a good friend
[Karmic retribution intensifies]

>> No.19156216

>>19156200
>No picture of a before and after with a girl sitting on her porch with literally the only difference being cat ears

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>> No.19156263

>>19156200
Wait, where is the cum?

>> No.19156269
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>>19156263
Some anon airbrushed it out because it made him upset or something.

>> No.19156284

>>19156259
Facesitting material

>> No.19156297

Gimmie some good Monster transformation story ideas.

>> No.19156300

>>19156269
Not him and not upset but removing the cum is an improvement. Easier to see the actual succubus.

>> No.19156306

Quick, your daughter has just come home to find you fucking your Kikimora maid in the ass in the living room while your Kejourou wife and her sister sit on the couch and make commentary like they're watching sports. What do you do?

>> No.19156311

>>19156297
Man saves a child from starving in the streets only to discover she had recently been bitten by a large mouse, and wants to show him her gratitude!

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>>19156297
Human girl unwittingly ingests unagi joro slime.

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>>19156311
I think you've mixed up large mice and werewolves.

>> No.19156345

>>19156339
No I didn't anon, you gotta brush up on your profiles.

>> No.19156351

>>19156339
>Archer
>Becomes a werewolf

>> No.19156359

>>19156351
spirit of the hunt or something

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>>19156345
Fuck, I'm retarded.

>> No.19156388

>>19151503
i find pregnant bellies more erotic than clothed sex

>> No.19156393

>>19151557
i'd actually be upset if anything got on my own glasses so i wouldn't want her to have to deal with that

>> No.19156395

>>19156259
Fat Monkey Butt

>> No.19156403

>>19156212
I wanna play with thirsty monstergirls

>> No.19156426

>>19156297
Woman turns herself into a Lich and lures a man over to experiment on him.
Or hit random on the wiki and think of a situation on how it would work.

>> No.19156429

Struck a nerve did I?

>> No.19156430

>>19156297
a shrine maiden gets turned into a shirohebi by a CC fox so she will finally have the drive to ask out the cute boy that volunteers there

>> No.19156460

>>19156259
In this world gone mad we won't spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us.

>> No.19156468

>>19156430
>CC fox
You mean ryu right?

>> No.19156503

>>19156468
Just spams hadouken

>> No.19156512

>>19156359
Wouldn't that be a deer or something?

>> No.19156521

>>19156403
Are you sure? It's mostly mojyo oomukade giving you items but being too shy to say anything, and confused trolls and CC inari who need the controls re-explained to them over and over. Not to mention the salamanders who decide they all want to PVP against you exclusively. It's pretty exhausting.

>> No.19156528

>>19155341
>Photos taken seconds before disaster

>> No.19156533

>>19156306
That's an extremely inaccurate scenario. It would be a Kikimora daughterwifemaid coming home and soon finding herself fucked in the ass.

>> No.19156538

>>19156521
It's easy man, just shed expectations by not being a healslut and playing an aggressive class.
Stream and flip off the facecam every time you get a killstreak in retaliation for someone in the chat saying boys can't play video games.

>> No.19156556

>>19155774
>Guys look! I got a picture of big foot!
>Why is she giving me double peace signs?

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>>19156503

>> No.19156578

>>19156538
/monster/ pls leave

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>>19156578
What does his post have to do with /monster/?

>> No.19156592

>>19156538
>just shed expectations by not being a healslut and playing an aggressive class.
I bet a bunch of NEET monster girls would see someone who started a healer and ended up a dps/tank hybrid with just enough healing for himself like a shellshocked vietnam veteran. They'd start imagining the horrible teammates he must've had that made him end up multiclassing that bad and go alone on his own.

>> No.19156595

I'm going to yell flipping poo right in front of a Titania!

>> No.19156599

>>19156595
Anon, no!

>> No.19156601

>>19156572
Cute mini hebis learning their duties.

>> No.19156608
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What monster girl is the closest thing to pic related?

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>>19156533
>We can't expect God to do all the work

>> No.19156614

>>19156107
Agreed.

>> No.19156616

>>19156595
That's a crime in at least six kingdoms.

>> No.19156617
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>>19156608

>> No.19156627

>>19156588
Autistic trash that gives second hand embarrassment.

>> No.19156631

>>19156572
Buidling off this, I want to see a big, muscled minotaur teaching salamander and lizardman lolis how to fight.

>> No.19156632

>>19156617
It would trip me out to have a eldritch maid fawn over me

>> No.19156635

>>19156588
/monster/ has a boner for being treated by monsters the same way they treat human women

>> No.19156636

>>19156627
Isn't that what this thread usually is?

>> No.19156639

>>19156592
>Anon starts a raid with his new guild expecting to have to pull all the weight again.
>The first thing he sees once the instance is his guildmates standing around where his character spawned in asking what the gameplan is over voice chat.
>He needs to take a moment to cry in relief and ends up having a great time.

>> No.19156641

>>19156595
I want to bully a Titania by telling her we're going out for ice cream but it's actually just sherbert!

>> No.19156642

>>19156636
Don't try and play dumb, /monster/.

>> No.19156655

>>19156641
That’s not that bad. I wouldn’t be upset. If it was something like fat-free frozen yogurt, then I’d be upset.

>> No.19156663

>>19154193
>>19155278
>>19156578

kinda funny that you retards showed up when they shat on TFT's furry discord shitbin.

>> No.19156668
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>>19156635
Didn't we do that first with /hbg/, bonnet-tipper Lizardman, and MGC?

>> No.19156669

>>19156663
You who the what now?

>> No.19156670

>>19156639
>Anon fears not fitting in any role due to not specializing in anything and end up useless
>He ends up turning into the most reliable of the lot since if anything goes wrong his versatility always comes to use no matter the situation
>By the end of an extremely difficult raid, most of the group already owes him two to three drinks

>> No.19156673

>>19156663
What?

>> No.19156675

Consider the following:
Great Dane Kobolds

>> No.19156679

>>19156675
Sounds adorable.

>> No.19156685

>>19156675
Do they know how big they are and revel in it, or do they still think they're tiny lap dogs?

>> No.19156687

>>19156663
When did this happen?

>> No.19156690

>>19156635
I literally do not know what that means.

>> No.19156692
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>>19156668
As far as I've seen, the former two get ignored/told to fuck off more often than not, and the latter is more or less just used as "modern MGE" nowadays.

>> No.19156693

>>19156675
Now I imagine a seven foot kobold trying to lay in your lap

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>>19156690
Something like this.

>> No.19156696

>>19156685
Not him but I want the latter simply because I'd have a big, buff kobold laying in my lap

>> No.19156698

>>19104040
Whoever found it, browned it.

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19156701

>>19156698
>replying to a week-old post from an archived thread

>> No.19156702

>>19156685
>>19156693
Huge, but with the tendency of a petite girl is the superior option.

>> No.19156705

>>19156609
Well obviously you can't expect gods to do the work of loli maids and take it in the butt, that's what kikimoras are for.

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>>19156690
Something like this.

>> No.19156718

Is it cruel to fuck a baby-crazy monster in the butt?

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19156720

>>19156632
I absolutely love the idea of getting used to it.

>> No.19156725

>>19156690
>Dicks or GTFO
>Back in the bedroom cumpump

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>>19156705

>> No.19156730

>>19156675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIz1Add98s

Saint Bernard Kobolds. Maximum over-boof.

>> No.19156733

>>19156729
So this is the new thing you're going to spam?

>> No.19156734

>>19156730
Bork bork bork!

>> No.19156738

>>19156734
No silly, it’s BOOF BOOOF BOOF

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>>19152533
Holy shit look at those tree tiddies.

>> No.19156750

>>19156738
Do they have the eye covering bangs and are they BEEG?

>> No.19156764

Underwater Centaur soon fellow Stalker.

>> No.19156772

>>19156750
Definitely.

>> No.19156780

>>19156764
Which one is it then? Wonderland Centaur, Ghost Centaur, or Underwater Centaur?

>> No.19156812

>>19156617
could you have a shog teach you things and partly replace a haku while you rest in her lap

>> No.19156821

>>19156663
>TFT's furry shitbin
There's literally only one or two people who actually likes furries on that server and they fucked off AFAIK

>> No.19156832

>>19156821
If he was going to accuse somewhere of being furfags the wiki discord would be the easier target, they voted as a community to allow furshit.

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>>19155792
Glacies-chan knows you've been going to the Mofu Club for hugs lately

>> No.19156860

>>19156812
Just remember the things she teaches man's not meant to know. Also remember that sanity is relative.

>> No.19156873

>>19156860
but can she teach me how to love her even more

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>>19156873
Mmmm, there is that.

>> No.19156881

>>19156772
Big bouncing boof boobs?

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>>19156764

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>>19156881
Something like that.

>> No.19156896

>>19156886
I like my girls like I like my oppai.
Big and in my face.

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19156897

So MGE volume 2 mentions that while monsters like ushi-oni are widely feared in Zipangu as abominations, some humans worship them in the hope that it will assuage their wrath.

This I think may be linked to the ancient past when worship and human sacrifices were the main things keeping the Zipangu monsters from going genocidal on the humans of Zipangu.

Anyway, one wonders how a ushi-oni or oomukade might react if she comes down from her mountain to look for a man only to find a throng of bowing worshipers and a man set out before them as a offering.

Would it bring tears of heartfelt gratitude to her eyes?

>> No.19156904

>>19156860
Can she teach me why men have nipples when they're completely useless?

>> No.19156913

>>19156897
What if i worship them because I think they're cute and want to marry one

>> No.19156915

>>19156904
Don't they have an erogenous use, at least for some men?

>> No.19156918

>>19156821
>TFT isn't run by furries

>> No.19156921

>>19156725
never heard cumpump before

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>>19156725
I thought it was more like this.

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>> No.19156965
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She saw your ___.

>> No.19156979

>>19156965
Lack of ability to love.

>> No.19156980

>>19156965
Obsessions

>> No.19156986

Reminder to let your vampire wife know to NEVER bite the control rod,it might kill you

>> No.19156988

>>19156918
I wouldn't know since I only ever use the site as a secondary host for my stories and don't particularly care whatever floats the boat of people I don't feel like interacting with on a consistent basis.

>> No.19156992

Would the girls be okay with other the memes associated with their associated origin species?
>lamias and No Step on Snek
>wolves and doggos
>etc.

>> No.19156998

>>19156992
tell hellhound "i'm doin you a dickness fren"

>> No.19157014

>>19156992
I love headpatting doggo girls and nekos asking if they can haz cheeseburger!

>> No.19157022

>>19156998
>”You have ten seconds to talk normally before I rape you into an unconscious husk”
>ur doin me a heckin frighten

>> No.19157027

>>19157014
Considering my love of chubby cheshires, yes they can has cheeseburger.

And good dogo girls deserve all the headpats.

>> No.19157028

>>19156965
Loneliness

>> No.19157038

>>19157027
What about nope ropes or frugal trash pandas?

>> No.19157056

>>19157038
I don't know about that first one but the second one I would love an American tanuki.

>> No.19157074

>>19157056
Seriously though, KC currently only has Gyoubu Danuki as members of the Tanuki family. What other monsters could be in the family?

>> No.19157080

>>19156832
TFT is run by furries, whom also believe that monster girls are furries.

That is the state of TFT and why it is to be avoided.

>> No.19157081

>>19157074
I don't know but I can see american tanukis having a New York accent.
I'd love that tubby, bushy tailed office queen though.

Doesn't matter if she's top heavy or bottom heavy, I want her.

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https://www.amazon.com/How-Date-Monster-Girl-Ocean-ebook/dp/B01N4HAZOT

>> No.19157105

>>19157074
There are a few famous named tanuki in Japanese folklore, KC could do a race based on one of them. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yashima_no_Hage-tanuki

>> No.19157124

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that just because your duaghteru CAN use her tail instead of a teddy bear doesn't mean she should.
Self tail hugging is a lifestyle that leads to Cake-hood!

>> No.19157130

>>19157124
But the tuft of fur at the end of her tail is so cute and fluffy! I regularly cuddle with my wife's tail for that same purpose.

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>> No.19157135

>>19157130
Yes but that is your WIFE's tail and its you doing the cuddling.
Your daughteru must learn to snuggle someone/something else.

Do you know that this can result in some girls developing a 'self huffing' habit?

>> No.19157136

>>19157124
Seriously? Can I get a Haku-sensei to confirm if this is true?

>> No.19157137

>>19157135
Speaking of, raising a Raiju must be really awkward once she discovers the river running in her valley.

>> No.19157138

>>19157133
Why does my Titania nee-san look so different than everyone else's? Is there something she isn't telling me?

>> No.19157139

>>19157135
And what’s so wrong with all that? Perverted CCs are top tier, I’d be doing some boy a favor in the future.

>> No.19157148

>>19157136
Anon, please no bully the old cow.

>>19157137
Yeah, responsible masturbation would need to be taught.

>>19157139
Anon, are you telling me that you want a woman to explain the strengths of her mofu, its very scent, as she huffs it and keeps it close with one arm?

>> No.19157153

>>19157148
I think it’d be pretty cute and kinda hot to watch, and it makes her trusting you to be responsible with it all the more romantic because she knows it’s power first hand.

>> No.19157162

>>19157153
True perversion is man and wife both huffing her fluff

>> No.19157167

Beware the kelpie.

>> No.19157180

>>19157138
Hypothetically, would you be bothered to find out she was actually a bug?

>> No.19157182

>>19157162
Exactly, it’s a great bonding exercise too.

>> No.19157185

>Haku-sensei gets promoted a grade every year
>you've had her for at least one class every year
>she's seen you grow up to become a young man
>you've seen her go from a bright eyed new hire to a depressed lonely cake
Gifts of apples, and in your later years hard apple cider, probably won't be enough to cheer her up anymore.

>> No.19157189

How would a Kiki react if I called her a Brounie?

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>>19157167
>Kelpie
>Species: Centaur Subspecies
>Habitat: Near Freshwater Lakes and Rivers
>Disposition: Lustful, Cunning
>Diet: Carnivorous
>A subspecies of centaurs, Kelpies are uniquely amphibious and prefer living near large bodies freshwater. In addition, Kelpies are carnivores, which is probably inevitable as Kelpies during the era of the previous Demon Lords were known to be man-eaters. Appearance-wise, Kelpies are known to generally possess black fur and hair as well as wear water-weeds on their heads.
>Capable of transforming themselves into seemingly ordinary human women, Kelpies would often lure unwary human men towards a body of freshwater. Once close enough, a Kelpie would then seize her victim, using another form of magic to ensure that any direct skin contact onto her bare skin will cause her victim’s own skin to be stuck onto it like glue. The Kelpie will then assume her true form before dragging her victim into the water, ravishing him while ensuring that he will not drown by blessing him with a third form of magic that ensures that both the Kelpie and her “chosen rider” will not drown. If she has taken a fancy of her victim, she will quickly claim him as a husband and will generally cease attacking other humans afterwards.
>During sexual intercourse, it is not uncommon for a Kelpie to use her magic to ensure that her body is basically “glued” onto her husband’s own body. Thankfully, the magic can be easily controlled and even undone by the Kelpie herself thus avoiding any “painfully awkward” moments.

>> No.19157199

>>19157180
Yes, because only it means I wasn't around to make embarrassing memories together with her when I was younger and she was still a greenworm.

>> No.19157205

>>19157189
By trying to get a tan while you weren't looking.

>> No.19157208

>>19157185
If she can’t handle me at my worst Middle School then she doesn’t get me at my best graduated from college, ready to live a fulfilling life

>> No.19157223

>>19157185
>>19157208
Oh god that would mean she already knows all your cringy embarrasing secrets, has seen THAT phase that you went through in middle/high school.

>> No.19157228

>>19157167
>>19157197
Could you be any more pathetic?
>>/jp/image/lzK-FxtbRarsadv-xSTikA

>> No.19157230

>>19157208
>>19157223
"Haha, remember that time anon? You know, that time you were obsessed with Dragonforce, Naruto and Bleach and challenged all the other kids to ninja battles? It was so cute!"

>anon spontaneously combusts from embarassment

>> No.19157238

>>19157228
Could you be any more pathetic?
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=https%3A%2F%2Fwarosu.org%2Fjp%2Fimage

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Would you?

>> No.19157255

>>19157249
Can I bring all my computer and gaming stuff? Also, will she join me in playing through each Pokemon game alongside one another starting with Gen 1?

These are important questions, anon.

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>>19157238
>getting mad at how easy it is to call out your blatant deviantart and pasta spam

>> No.19157260

>>19157256
I want to flick this girl's forehead.

>> No.19157261

>>19157249
I probably wouldn’t seek out sand worms, but if I got attacked by one, so probably wouldn’t fight it either.

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>>19157260

>> No.19157276

>>19157270
I forget. What happens if a tanuki loses her leaf?

>> No.19157279

>>19157249
I guess; there are certainly shittier girls out there. She's still not a favorite, even among desert girls, though.

>> No.19157285

>>19157276
Ded

>> No.19157290

>>19157285
RIP

>> No.19157294

>>19157276
She tries not to cry, then she cries a lot. You wouldn't do that, would you, boyim?

>> No.19157309

>>19157249
Yes, though I don't think she's asking so much as stating.

>> No.19157352

>>19157294
I would if she kept calling me that.

>> No.19157356

Giving a vampire the Bukakae Experience by having a nose bleed over her awaiting face!

>> No.19157365

>>19157356
Speaking of, we all know cutting your hand is chunni and stupid to get quick access to blood. So if you’re going to be dramatic to sign your demon’s contract, where should you cut yourself?

>> No.19157368

>>19157365
The corners of my mouth. With the contract itself. And then use my index finger to sign.

>> No.19157375

>>19157365
You jab the demonsilver tip into your heart and try not to pass out.

>> No.19157380

>>19157375
Sounds like a lot could go wrong that way.

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>> No.19157396

>>19157389
I hope a girtablilu would be willing to belly dance in front of me for a while, taunting me as I lie there paralyzed feeling like my balls are about to burst from her venom. I'd probably start cumming like a faucet as soon as she started touching me.

>> No.19157401

>>19157365
>anon wants to sign his demon childhood friend's contract suitably dramatically, won't back down from doing it in blood
>she couldn't be happier but will not tolerate him actually hurting himself,
>she heals/protects him by instinct from years and years of doing it throughout their lives, thus making even accidental blood hard to come by
Contracts are hard sometimes.

>> No.19157403

How do you pronounce the first part of Tekeli-li?
Teh Kay
Teh Key
Tee Key
Tee Kay

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Best Berserker.

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>>19157406
This is a decent snake.

>> No.19157418

>>19156512
Deers aren't hunters moron.

>> No.19157425

>>19157403
Always pronounced it as Teh kL for some reason

>> No.19157430

>>19150568
How do I join such a society?

>> No.19157431

>>19157403
Petty sure it’s “Teh Keh”

>> No.19157437

Would begging for mercy only excite a hellhound/ushi?

>> No.19157464

>>19157437
Imagine if you were forced to choose.
>Look buddy, I really like you and, since I'm a monster, I'm going to rape and marry you.
>Since you're so cute, I'll let you choose.
>Do you want to jackhammer until you pass out in a couple of hours, or do you want me to have mercy on you and go slower, but it'll take longer, around a couple days.

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>>19157270
delet

>> No.19157473

>>19157464
"Tell me your weak points and let's see if we can't punctuate this. I'm going on a trip in four days."

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>> No.19157482

>>19157473
What are you trying to say here?
Captcha was to pick street signs. The picture was of a sign stating "Sex Shop $15 Erotic Accessories"

>> No.19157490

>>19155391
>shortstack Troll
Good lord, I bet she has more curves than a mountain road.

>> No.19157499

>>19157482
I was attempting to exhaust her sexually sooner than her initial estimates. To do so, I requested that she tell me her sensitive spots so that I could more efficiently satisfy her.

>> No.19157501

>>19157479
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6ayTetluaGg
Or
https://youtube.com/watch?v=beF4Ywct-Uo

>> No.19157515

>>19157501
She's a maniac obviously.

>> No.19157520

>>19157479
>>19157501
That moment when I'm not sure whether to focus on her tits or ass during this song.

>> No.19157538

>>19157499
>I was attempting to exhaust her sexually sooner than her initial estimates. To do so, I requested that she tell me her sensitive spots so that I could more efficiently satisfy her.
Lich-authored erotica sounds cute.

>> No.19157543

>>19157437
begging, resisting, and trying to run would be a major turn on for them

>> No.19157548

>>19157464
What's more romantic?

>> No.19157553

>>19157538
Better than tanuki erotica. So much paperwork and math...

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Nosebop!

>> No.19157560

>>19157249
easily so long as she lets me go outside every now and then after bonding

>> No.19157567

>>19157464
Fool! The only true answer is to jackhammer for days! Anyone who doesn't keep raging mushrooms on hand for just this purpose is seriously underprepared. And a fool!

>> No.19157572

>>19157553
>"and then, they opened a joint account!"
>every single tanuki who reads it bursts into tears without fail

>> No.19157575

>>19157464
i'd do the jackhammer so i could experience what its like to pass out as i'm not a disgusting drunk or broken tooth redneck that gets into fights

>> No.19157576

>>19157249
If she got internet, yes.

>> No.19157582

>>19157473
that trip is going to be your honeymoon because you're getting married that night

>> No.19157588

>>19157553
would a tanuki enjoy spice & wolf

>> No.19157590

>>19157588
Everyone would enjoy Spice & Wolf.

>> No.19157592

>>19157553
>>19157572
I'd like to hear a Tanuki talk about the advantages and disadvantages of Roth and Traditional IRAs as I fall asleep. My mother was an accountant when she had me and took me to work after I was born. finances are weirdly comforting for me.

>> No.19157603

>>19157590
>Gremlin tries to watch it and gets bored because it's too focused on economics
>Later that day she wonders why anyone would find her crypto currency boring

>> No.19157612

>>19157603
Would Gremlins enjoy Doctor Stone?

>> No.19157613

>>19157603
I wonder what will happen if a Tanuki and a Gremlin sees a Bizonacci video

>> No.19157646

Ok anon, I know plenty of you have daughterus (dicker or not), but how old do you usually imagine them as?

>> No.19157659

>>19157646
The ones that I fuck are adults.
The ones I don't lewd are single digit age.

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In the summer time when the weather is fine~

>> No.19157668

>>19157646
The usual ages I imagine my daughteru as are 5 and 8, though I imagine her at plenty of other ages too. Physically though, she wouldn't age much beyond 8.

>> No.19157683

>>19157659
>The ones that I fuck are adults.
Mhm.

>> No.19157719

>>19157646
If you want your monster girl daughter to be at her cutest you'd imagine her at around the age of 5 to 7 years old.
If you want her at her lewdest then you'd go for a 15 to 17 years old.
If you want a nice mix of cute and lewd then 11 to 13 years old is where it's at.
You could also imagine her to be a 25+ years old delinquent with a daddy complex who still lives at home if that's your thing.

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All that mofu is gonna trap a lot of heat

>> No.19157726

>>19157719
I agree with this post, this anon got it down right.

>> No.19157733

>>19157719
I don't want children but my perfect loli age is 10-12

>> No.19157739

Do not fuck your kids.

>> No.19157746

Would monstergirl flashers be a thing if there were monstergirls?

>> No.19157749

>>19157739
Depending on your wife's species not fucking your kids could be viewed as you neglecting them.
Would you really let your small wolf daughter who loves you more than anything go about her life without the fatherly affection she deserves?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd45qddVMAAFjf9.jpg

>> No.19157750

>>19157746
>flashers
I doubt they'd bother to wear clothes in the first place. Wurms for example are naked at all times.

>> No.19157756

>>19157739
>(Angry Dhampir noises)

>> No.19157758

>>19157749
I feel like you could have used a few other species as better examples but this is true! No little girl deserves to have the person she loves the most reject her.
Quality doujin anon, I respect your taste

>> No.19157759

>>19157746
Oh, most definitely anon. I bet they'd be pretty common actually
>tfw a tiny Baphomet in a trench coat will never flash you
>showing off her completely naked body save for giant toys in both holes, a vibrator on her clit, vibrating nipple clamps and erotic body writing
What do you even say to that?

>> No.19157763

>>19157746
Does it count if it's a manticore showing you the fleshy insides of her tail?

>> No.19157765

>>19157756
>"Father won't procreate with me!"
>A best-seller tragedy book about a Dhampir who could neither defeat her evil mother nor receive her father's love

>>19157763
That's more of an intimidation technique than flashing.

>> No.19157773

>>19157759
You don't need to say anything anon, just snap a few pictures to post on the internet to embarrass her.

>> No.19157793

>>19157749
I can only think of the mice, the roaches and the dark elves doing it en masse, and with the last ones is more like them fucking you.

>> No.19157795

>>19157759
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19157797

>>19157759
>giant toys in both holes, nipple clamps, body writing
Disgusting, I'd tell her that's disgusting and to leave.

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1. Capture and bully a Fairy
2. ???
3. Profit!

>> No.19157868

>>19157759
Degeneracy is one thing, but I expect these people to hold themselves to a higher standard. Disappointment is all that sight fills me with.

>> No.19157927

>>19157759
"Oh god, it looks like two sad floppy meat pancakes."

>> No.19157929

>>19157759
Tell her she’s trying way too hard.
Seriously, less is more.

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Do you like Kaiju?

>> No.19158336

>>19158168
do you like to party?

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>>19157860
don't bully

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Automaton navigators would be nice

>> No.19158515

>>19158468
We never get to see any humans in the X series outside of dr cain and the hologram of dr light
So who designs reploids to have panties, or that kind of body for that matter?

>> No.19158739

Remember that office familiars are here to raise morale!

>> No.19158754

>>19158739
Meh, little girls no nothing for me
I want a assistand haku, she can motivate and help at the same time

>> No.19158759

>>19158739
I'm going to steal her Commissar cap!

>> No.19158763

>>19158754
She's not there for you to dick, she's there to cheer 'Ganbatte!' for you and keep you moving!

But assistant haku-san can help you too.

>>19158759
Anon no, it goes to well with her coat!

>> No.19158769

>>19158763
>Anon no, it goes to well with her coat!
I can't hear you! I'm hijacking whatever vehicle Gremlin Gearhead built and telling her to drive it closer to various objects I wish to hit with my baseball bat.

>> No.19158771

>>19158769
I see oniichan needs to corporal punishment.

>> No.19158795

>>19157746
The Zipangu section of MGE volume 2 mentions how the monsters have a tendency for nonchalant self-exposure. Its one way those that wear a lot of clothes seduce men.

>> No.19158801

I don't know but I've been told. Yukionna pussy is mighty cold! Tastes good!

>> No.19158808

>when you catch your kunoichi reading Naruto

>> No.19158814
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>>19158763
I already have a Sidhe for that.

>> No.19158815

>>19158808
I'll scream yeaart at her before karate chopping her ass and making her cum.

>> No.19158816

>>19157860
>bully
>fairy
I really dont like to see those two words in the same sentence.

>> No.19158818

>>19158808
We all have our guilty pleasures. I would read it with her and we'd discuss favorite fight scenes, jutsus, jokes, etc.

Maybe she'd start cosplaying as some of the sexier ladies in it.

>> No.19158819

>>19158814
A ganbare fairy is cute.

>> No.19158824

>>19158808
>find her secret box under her bed
>expect to find porn
>instead it's a stash of shonen manga

>> No.19158830
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>>19158819
They're good girls.

>> No.19158834

>>19158808
introduce her to other manga involving ninjas and let her keep reading it
MGE kunoichi can do clone jutsu anyway

>> No.19158854

I really want to rest my head on a Kikimora's lap as she cleans my ears and hums a gentle tune.

>> No.19158877

>>19158854
Kiki birdsong is cute

>> No.19158880
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>>19158834

>> No.19158883
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>>19158854
>>19158877
Would you prefer this well-trained, mature Kiki...

>> No.19158888
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>>19158854
>>19158877
>>19158883
Or her apprentice?

>> No.19158895

>>19158880
>Can see the pixel censor
Why cover the censor with another one?

>> No.19158897

>>19158883
Gimmie mature.

>> No.19158914
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>>19158897
Very well. Her salary is paid daily in kisses and hugs, and she'll ask for a bonus of a daughteru per year of good performance.

>> No.19158944

>>19158888
>>19158883
Yes

>> No.19158954
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What is the perfect height difference?

>> No.19158963

>>19158954
It varies from person to person. That picture's perfect for me but might be too tall for some people.

>> No.19158984

>>19157719
>>19157733
The best range for cutelewd lolis is 8-12, so it's the best one for adopted daughterus too.

>> No.19158989

>>19158888
I want her apprentice. I'll treat her like my own daughteru!

>> No.19158990

>>19158954
I want this with a busty Ochi

>> No.19158991

>>19158834
>introduce her to other manga involving ninjas
Like?

>> No.19158996

>>19158954
That height and body is perfect

>> No.19159003
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>>19158954
Standing paizuri height.

>> No.19159036

>>19159003
This except standing naizuri height.

>> No.19159079

>>19158989
It's a tough road ahead, her singing is amateurish, she misses specks of dust in her eagerness to clean, and she has a tendency to overcook food to prevent food poisoning for mastah.

>> No.19159102

>>19159036
Naizuri is fine too.

>> No.19159109

>>19159079
Too good and pure. Would give her lots of hugs and try to point her in the right way so one day she may become the perfect maid to a kind master.

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>>19159109
How kind of you. She'll remember you fondly.

>> No.19159138
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Ah, it sure would be nice to love a Wight.

>> No.19159142

How would you and your waifu spoil your grandchildren?

>> No.19159143

>>19159113
>taking a little kiki by the arms, rotating her around at crazy speed then suddenly letting go so she's launched for a painful and possibly traumatic crush
Not cool man, not cool

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>>19159143
I don't think Papanon is mad enough to do that, but sure, let's roll with it.

>> No.19159155

>>19159109
Little Kikis are adorable and precious

>> No.19159157

>>19159138
That's a wisp.

>> No.19159159

>>19158991
tobikage
ninja scroll
yagyu ninja scrolls
that one comedy with yellow thing
ninja slayer
Flame of recca
Kagetora for the more romance focus

>> No.19159170

I want to make a little Kiki clean my dick with her tongue!

>> No.19159173

>>19159157
Clearly my brain has died ahead of my body. All that's left is for my heart to stop before Wisp-chan can claim me.

>> No.19159176

>>19159142
Spoil them? They're already spoiler rotten! In my day...

>> No.19159182
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>>19159159
>ninja slayer
YEARRT!

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>> No.19159184

>>19159176
>Dear, mind your blood pressure!

>> No.19159191

>>19159173
Anon no, there's still so much to live for. Don't let the spooky ghosts win.

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>>19159191
I dunno, undeath with this cutie sounds pretty good to me.

>> No.19159206 [DELETED] 

This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.19159212
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This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.19159213

>>19159206
Invisible girls are cute I will admit.

>> No.19159217

>>19158515
I think it's mentioned somewhere that humans and humanoid reploids look almost the same by that point

>> No.19159230

>>19159213
Invisible girls are the best!

>> No.19159234

>>19158834
>>19159159
>no titty ninjas
That's the first thing I'd introduce her to.

>> No.19159241

>>19159200
Life with them is better though. You can set yourself up real nice for after death.

>> No.19159242
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>> No.19159259

paladin succubus

>> No.19159262

>>19159242
Mofu addiction is a disease.

>> No.19159263

>>19159212
Yes, hourglass is perfection. Wouldn't mind bigger breasts and wider hips though

>>19159242
What a slut

>> No.19159269

>>19159262
Is it genetic?

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>>19159259
Tend to be overworked associates under the Paladin partner.

>>19159241
Perhaps you're right. A nice, coastal residence built into a sea-facing cliff, in the subterranean suburban outskirts of that one Undead city.

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19159280

>>19159259

>> No.19159291

>>19159234
Moster of those dont have ninjas as the main focus
And senran kagura is a game so i didnt count it

>> No.19159297

>>19159280
Is KC gonna let that image remain greyscale forever?

>> No.19159306

>>19159297
Sure. Why not?

>> No.19159329

>>19159263
Hourglass is excellent female form, but what comes before is even better. I bet the Demon in the profile image was a nice pear when she was 9.

>> No.19159337

>>19159280
Do you think they have an aggressive method of adopting squires?

>> No.19159338

>>19159329
>9
Sabbath please.

>> No.19159344

>>19159337
>Her face when she hears about a Young noble that news prorecting only to find he’s 19

>> No.19159349 [SPOILER] 
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Section 9 can be hard on android bodies of their staff. So when the Major wore out her last spare before the boys in the lab were ready, some improvisation was required. At least they were able to salvage something from her last body while obtaining an emergency loaner from that carriage company. Who knows, maybe she'll even like the enhanced speed and strength.

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>>19159349
I prefer this sort of automaton, thank you very much.

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>>19159349
Automation Centaurs do have a certain mistique to them.

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>>19159375
I prefer this kind.

>> No.19159381

>>19159375
I want a heavy assault model

>> No.19159392

>>19159381
Gonna rice up a medium bedroom assault model.

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>>19159380
>like Skyrim
Perish the thought, Aurbis is not for mods but for GHARTOK PADHOME [CHIM] AE ALTADOON.

>> No.19159558

>>19150747
I would be so happy to roam the digiworld with a Lilithmon

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I want a clingy mouse little sister! One who sneaks into my room at night to steal my underwear and to kiss me in my sleep, only to scurry away in fear and shame afterwards!

>> No.19159581

>>19159558
Even if you were just a kid?

>> No.19159588

>>19159581
Yes, mommy Lilithmon would protect me.

>> No.19159608

>>19159566
I want to get back at her by tying her up while she sleeps and using her a s a daki!

>> No.19159619

>>19159566
That rat's ass is fat!

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>>19159380

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>>19159262
t. a certain Vampire

>> No.19159634

How strong does a onee-chan become when her otoutos in danger?

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>>19159634
The strongest.

>> No.19159643

>>19159338
Sabbath is right in this. The best kind of Demon is a young and cute one with inviting hips.

>> No.19159646

>>19159638
It's duck season tho.

>> No.19159661

>>19157719
>You could also imagine her to be a 25+ years old delinquent with a daddy complex who still lives at home if that's your thing.
Who in their right mind would want that? Certainly not me that’s who, nope. I don’t have a thing for desperate CC delinquents who realize that being the strongest pales in comparison to being papas wife.

>> No.19159663

>>19159646
Why don’t we have a duck harpy?

>> No.19159670

>>19159392
What sort of rice?

>> No.19159673

>>19159663
Too much rape. Duck pussy would also drive you into a mad spiral obsession.

>> No.19159684

>>19159663
Because fuzzy little duckling girls in swimsuits are too pure for this world.

>> No.19159691

>>19159183
>you will never go caroling with your Lilim waifu on Christmas
This hurts me more than it should.

>> No.19159702

>>19159375
What is Gremlin doing to Automanee?

>> No.19159705

>>19159702
Adding more dakka.

>> No.19159708

>>19159702
Unsavory things!

>> No.19159717

>>19159705
But won't more dakka get in the way of hugging the young master?

>>19159708
What things?

>> No.19159724

>>19159717
Kids love dakka.

>> No.19159725

>>19159717
>What things?
From the profile:
>An automaton's sense of values concerning servicing her master will go awry, and she'll stroke his lower parts while intimately close and start praising him by saying "Good boy! Good boy!" as if soothing a baby when he involuntarily ejaculates, unable to bear it.

>> No.19159729

>>19159724
But kids also like hugs.

>> No.19159730
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>> No.19159736

>>19159729
Trust me the kid will be way happier when Automanee is shooting rockets and making beeping noises than if she just hugged him.

>> No.19159737

>>19159670
Big tits, soft thighs and an ass resistant to slapping damage on a chassis with widened hard points. I'd probably also put in a supercharger for additional SUCC and hippower. Maybe a hair intake for additional cooling capacity, too.

>> No.19159741

>>19159730
A comfy sweater on a girl who lives in water?

>> No.19159745

>>19159737
I don’t want her chewing on my hair though!

>> No.19159748

>>19159725
Automatons are lewd.

>> No.19159749

>>19159736
Especially if the gremlin puts in a jump seat or handholds on the back. Riding your automaton while she shoots rockets and beeps is WAY better than a hug. Of course, any gremlin worth her salt would make that equipment easy to jettison too; she wouldn't waste a sex toy of that caliber.

>> No.19159750

>>19159730
CRAB PEOPLE!!!

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>>19159737
I want a sleek, streamlined scout model.

>> No.19159758

>>19159745
>Having chewable hair around heavy machinery
Fucking hippies, I swear. Unless you actually don't know what I meant by hair intakes.

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>>19159745
Go to bed wurm-chan.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/17306

>> No.19159767

>>19159737
That’s not rice though

>> No.19159775

>>19159725
Do not lewd Tomaotnee

>> No.19159780

>>19159767
Go away /o/, it's /diy/ and /k/ time now.

>> No.19159802

>>19159663
Alice-harpy
there

>> No.19159805

>>19159661
>He doesn't want his /fit/ delinquent CC daughter to toss her pride aside and humbly ask you in marriage

>> No.19159806
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>> No.19159808

>>19159737
>I'd probably also put in a supercharger for additional SUCC and hippower
Automatons don't even need to mover their hips.

>> No.19159822

>>19159806
>that face
Is this one of those new-fangled selective breeding Househounds?

>> No.19159824

>>19159566
Mice imoutos are for sexually teasing until they snap and ask you to rape them already.

>> No.19159831

>>19159381
What does a siege model look like?

>> No.19159843

>>19159808
Maybe, but when she decides to, I want mine to win every jac race she's in.

>> No.19159851

>>19159806
This feels like it's posted every thread.

>> No.19159857

>>19159831
Humongous ass and thighs.
Legs taper off into big stable clamps for feet so she can embed herself in the ground.
Big storage for long range shelling on her back that also unfurls into her artillery cannon which she hoists on her shoulders with massive arms.
She’s rhythmic and powerful, in action and in bed. She’s designed for very long engagements, so while she won’t piston on you, she’ll hump slow, deep, methodically, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...

>> No.19159877

>>19159857
>rides you heavy for 10 hours
>”Core 1-1 depleated. Switching to Core 1-2. Cores 2 through 20 fully charged on all ten subcores. Husband, this feels amazing~”

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>> No.19159910
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The sad picture from a while back got a sequel, or is it a prequel?

>> No.19159920

>>19159894
can we not complain about calarts for five seconds

>> No.19159930

>>19159780
You said you’d rice her.
There is no rice! The

>> No.19159936

>>19159910
Sometimes a man truly did come to Wonderland just by accident. He may have a home and family he loves to get back to. In these instances, the Cheshire guides are understanding, yet can’t help but mourn the passing of another rare opportunity to mate.
We’ll return to Planet Mamano- Wonderland after these short messages.

>> No.19159940

>>19159910
Wait you can actually leave wonderland?

>> No.19159947

>>19159930
>The final post of a man sitting too close to the water in Not!Australia

>> No.19159949

>>19159940
The door is capricious and only appears at certain times, meanwhile the entirety of Wonderland's climate and fauna tries to get you to fuck the nearest monster girl.
Leaving is possible but very unlikely.

>> No.19159950

>>19159940
Of course.
It’s Pandemonium you gotta be careful of course. It’s Pandemonium you gotta be careful of course. It’s Pandemonium you gotta be careful of course.

>> No.19159953

>>19159910
Heard in one or two places this is a personal one for the artist because he's quitting art or something like that.

>> No.19159958

>>19159947
>”RICE ITS WHITE EAT IT?!!! AAHHH!”
>a scream stifled by a splash, and then as quick as it came the water is still

>> No.19159959

>>19159673
So then we just break through the heavens what's the big deal.

>> No.19159967
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>that feeling when you've got two commissions rolling in simultaneously

>> No.19159972

>>19159967
>not having 3 or 4 in various stages at one time

>> No.19159974

>>19159910
Happy ending idea:

Shortly after, she realizes that she can leave Wonderland too to live with him. Sure she'll have to give up her power to appear wherever she wants whenever she wants, but that's a small sacrifice.

>> No.19159979

>>19159972
We can't all be waifufag levels of starvation.

>> No.19159987

>>19159979
You can if you believe.

>> No.19159991

>>19159967
It's a good feeling. Only got one going right now but got an email about it a couple of hours ago and it's turning out great.

>> No.19159993

>>19159857
Don’t forget the large synth muscles and heavy plating

>> No.19159998

Is there a way one could jury rig gills to work well on land without magic? It's my understanding that most of the reason they don't work is because they collapse and dry out easily, but is there a theoretical way to solve that/has nature already done it?

>> No.19160001

>>19159953
He is, unfortunately. He couldn't make it into something to support himself financially, so he had to call it quits.

>> No.19160010

>>19159993
>heavy plating around her whole muscular body
>when you want to cuddle she affirms then all her plates vent and retract, leaving meaty and comfortable synthflesh exposed to wrap you up in, all temperature controlled with multiple vibration settings

>> No.19160011

>>19159972
They're short comics, though. So that's like 15 pages in the pipeline in different stages of completion.

>> No.19160018

>>19160001
aw, thats a shame

>> No.19160029

>>19160011
Oh jesus fuck, anon.

>> No.19160032

>>19160010
Yep.
It leaves her surprisingly vulnerable so you have to be close to get it.
Even closer for her to retract the face plating

>> No.19160033

>>19160001
Man that sucks to hear, he's a great artist and always seemed to underprice himself with commissions or didn't market himself the best.
He's easily in the 60-70+ dollars per full body range but apparently he was charging 15 dollars at one point including backgrounds.Guy's too pure hearted to be a tanuki.

>> No.19160037

>>19160011
How much did that cost you? Which girls?

>> No.19160039

>>19160011
>comic commissions
Damn who's the artist and who's the lucky girl? Always wanted to get something like that but they seem expensive.

>> No.19160046

>>19160032
Perfect.
>armor and faceplate make her look like a muscular undertaker monster, hardened and malicious
>armor removed and faceplate off, she’s a snuggly looking strongfat with a pouty face made for little gasps and moans as you rub her titanic boobs

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Fat snek.

>> No.19160070

>>19160037
>>19160039
One guy's Chinese and the other Vietnamese, and not world-class, so it's not actually that bad. Both guys are taking about the same amount as some mediocre Westerners want for a single color drawing.

Both are lewd, one is blonde Elf oyakodon, the other is a zombie.

I've also been thinking about actually getting a story-driven comic commission, either of some of my old stories or finally actually writing something new.

>> No.19160081

>>19160001
That sucks. Depending on the place artists could really make a living, but sometimes it just doesn't work out.

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>> No.19160088

>>19160069
Best kind.
Gonna lick.
Gotta lick.

>> No.19160108

>>19160046
Yep, she’s quite sensitive without the plating

>> No.19160138

>>19160069
Not wife material, she has poor genetics.
Good snakes have all their extra weight go to their tail.

>> No.19160145

>>19160046
>>19160108
I’m gonna pinch her tummy and sleep on her with her cleavage as a neckrest.

>> No.19160147

Mama Rattlesnake-chan entertaining her little daughterus with her tail!

>> No.19160151

>>19160145
She’s just gonna pout harder

>> No.19160166

>>19160070
Nice, don't usually see a lot of love commission wise for those around here.

>> No.19160168

>>19160151
Then I’m gonna crawl up further and comically excessively grope her boobs with the flimsy excuse of ‘fluffing my pillows’!
I’m gonna fake snore into her cleavage so she feels my hot breath just over where her primary components are!

>> No.19160171
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>> No.19160175

>>19159910
>>19160001

Fuck I didn't come here to handle all this depressing stuffs...

>> No.19160180

>>19160171
I need my head on or between those legs.

>> No.19160187

>>19160147
That sounds adorable! Imagine the little snakelets trying to figure out how to rattle their tail and wiggling their whole body. Be careful though. Everyone knows how dangerous a rattlesnake is, and how protective of their young they are.

>> No.19160189

>>19160171
Hussy! She clearly oiled her thighs before heading out.

>> No.19160190

>>19160171
Step 1: Get the Anubis tipsy
Step 2: Make the Anubis say something compromising
Step 3: Blackmail her into giving you a thighjob

>> No.19160198 [DELETED] 

NTRing KDF with his waifu!
Not his kid though because I'm not a sick fuck.

>> No.19160201

>>19160069
>What are you doing?! It's cold!
>Lamias are weak to the cold, you know!

>But it has been already 3 days you shut yourself in
>You'll start growing fungi if you keep like that
>Mom has taken a taxi

>Father has remarried to a Lamia
>And this is my step sister my new mom brought in

>Ah..yes...That's....

>> No.19160211

>>19160198
How about no, and how about fuck off? I have no love for KDF but that shit has no place here.

>> No.19160222

Don't touch it.

>> No.19160224

>>19160211
Please stop biting worm-chan. She’s already sitting on a hook.

>> No.19160227

>>19160168
Anon no!
She’s got alarms ringing internally!

>> No.19160228

>>19160222
Yeah don’t wake up a sleeping Hellhound. Especially if she’s ‘running’ in her sleep.

>> No.19160229

>>19160171
She's pretty cute, anon.

>> No.19160233

>>19160187
>unsavory bandito comes across an infant rattlelamia
>he grins as she worriedly tries to slither away but is too slow
>he picks her up by the neck and she tries to wiggle her hips to make her tail rattle just like momma, but a pitiful small few soft clicks is all that comes out
>she tries to shout but it only comes out as crying as the bandito pulls out his skinning knife, her hips still desperately wriggling
>suddenly the bandit is lurched back, a fang driven into his neck
>but not by mamasnake- it’s an old shed fang held by the lamia’s papa as he stabs the howling bandito repeatedly
>lolisnek slithers over to her mother, who rushes over to curl around her and soothe her while her husband finishes tying a rope around the unconscious bandito’s heels
>He’ll be dragged out into the desert to stand trial under the stoic gaze of vulture-sama
Justice in the Wild Mamano West.

>> No.19160236

>>19160228
>Beastmen are just pets in humanoid form
This meme fucking sucks.

>> No.19160237

>>19160201
Suddenly obtaining a cute big onee-san snake is like winning the lottery.
Incest is inevitable.

>> No.19160238

>>19160189
If that's the case, she actually oiled her whole body; look at her chest. That's either exotic skincare of she's begging for a dicking I'd be willing to provide.

>> No.19160242

>>19160227
>alarms ringing internally
Booting up daughteru making subroutines in 3... 2... 1.

>> No.19160243
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>>19160222
Touch.

>> No.19160250

>>19160236
You’ve never tossed and turned during a bad dream?

>> No.19160257

>>19160238
Anubis fur is oily, so maybe their skin is too? Good for paizuri, hotdogging and thighjobs. No need to lube up!

>> No.19160258

>>19160233
>Vulture harpys
What do they rape men that lost in fights with MG but weren't raped?

>> No.19160262

>>19160233
What a shitty place to live if you have to worry about people stealing your daughters. El bandito deserves to shake hands with a wisp from the inside of her cleansing flames.

>> No.19160271

>>19160258
Precisely.
Men who tried to rape or fight an already married or protected girl, then get left for dead in the big empty.

>> No.19160293

Does anyone else here headcanon that any and all married monstergirls and their husbands have the power to protect their mates and children no matter the circumstances?

>> No.19160294

>>19160262
>Bandito wakes up in a cold sweat, his surroundings a fancy yet decrepit looking western mansion with blue flame everywhere
>”Oh I do declare! Bless mai stars, has that day finally come to?”
>he turns to see a wild-eyed southern belle Wisp approaching with a lecherous grin, and the rest is history
It’s not easy living out there, true. But it’s home for Anon and his rattlelamia family. They got plenty of friends too.

>> No.19160299

>>19160293
I'm pretty sure that's real canon.

>> No.19160300

Nee-san! I’ve figured it out!

Staying alive isn’t worth the effort, so I should kill myself! You don’t even exist!

>> No.19160302
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I feel dumb for not realizing well Witches and Dark Mages would work in Undead Kingdoms after gandering at scenery images of Pixiv.

>> No.19160305

>>19160293
Dad-reflexes, Dad-instinct and Dad-strength are already a thing in the real world, I imagine they’re turned up to supernatural tier when any Monstergirl magic is involved.

>> No.19160311

>>19160293
It doesn’t matter how long the enemy’s power up sequence is.

You’ll still win if it means protecting your wife and family. https://youtu.be/7EGdTSeIbhM

>> No.19160314

>>19160302
They'd work well, but I'm not sure how the undead would take to them being there.

>> No.19160318

>>19160257
>Sober, an Anubis would never admit that her body is optimized for pleasuring a man with minimal effort.
>She'd never admit that her skin is so naturally smooth that she can give wonderful feeling titfucks, buttjobs and sumata without even oiling up.
>A common pick-up tactic employed by drunk Anubi is to grab her target's hand and shove it between her tits before boasting with something to the effect of "And that's BEFORE I put on the oils. Want to see what that would feel like?"

>> No.19160327

>>19160305
Some guy tries to kidnap and/or rape a guy's daughteru and he and his waifu hit him with a Superkick party.

>> No.19160331

>>19160314
>"What'er you lookin at lifer?"

>> No.19160342

>>19160327
>Superkick party
What monster girls would replace the young bucks in mgc wrestling?

>> No.19160352

>>19160294
>Anon strumming a guitar while his wife uses her tail like maracas
>Native WereCoyote playing traditional flute
>Western-breed Giritablu dancing and clicking castanets
>Cactus-Alraune’s husband playing an old brass trumpet as his wife serves tequila
>daughterus running/hopping/slithering around playing as wild-centaur patrol the outskirts of the little gathering
>Western Boar-Orc barbecuing for everyone, occasionally slapping away Chupa-chan’s greedy reaching hand
Comfy.

>> No.19160358

>>19160327
But this is MGE, if anything the daughteru would be the one doing the kidnapping and raping.

>> No.19160370

>>19160358
What if she is so small and the dick doesn't fit?

>> No.19160373

>>19160370
It'll fit.

>> No.19160380

>>19160358
With people like KDF around you never know what degenerates might be lusting after your little girl anon.

>> No.19160383

>>19160370
Dry humping.

>> No.19160389

>>19160352
>Gecko-lizardmen and Salamanders showing off their revolver skills, both spinning and trickshots
>Brownfur Yetis tapping their big feet to the music
>steampunk Golem unfurls a saloon piano from her back for anyone to play
>a few succubi in saloon-dancer outfits giggle behind fans while cornering a poor single young anon

>> No.19160398

>>19160389
>Gecko-lizardmen and Salamanders showing off their revolver skills
Now we know there are gunslingers in MGE this would be pretty cool. I doubt all Salamanders would obsess over blades.

>> No.19160407

>>19160389
Don't forget the Longhorn Holsts!

>> No.19160409

>>19160389
You just know some sneering imperialist squad is spying on the desert shindig from a distance.
Probably some prissy Hakutaku or purebred Kobold.

>> No.19160410

>>19160398
>CC Clint Salamander

>> No.19160414

>>19160398
What if the sword was also a gun?

>> No.19160425

>>19160380
KDF is only after his own daughteru though.

>> No.19160427

>>19160407
>daughteru sneks laughing as they dangle from the horns of the Longhorn-Holsts, who are warmly smiling and swaying to the music

>> No.19160430

>>19160425
My point was if he's out there who knows what else is.

>> No.19160435

>>19160425
I'm sure there's someone like him who's into other people's daughterus. I mean, there's necropedo-kun for god's sake.

>> No.19160437

>>19159974
Sometimes sad things happen anon, you can't paint over everything with sunshine and rainbows.
The picture is about the artist leaving the community and art in general, forcing some dumb happy ending on it ruins the point.

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>>19160358

>> No.19160446

>>19160410
>”Get three condoms ready.”
>BANGBANGBANGBANG
>four banditos doubled over jizzing their pants from the demon silver bullets
>Clint Salamander lights a cigarillo as she walks away, tossing some coins to the Tanuki merchant
>”Four condoms. My mistake.”
>guitar twang as she drifts out of town

>> No.19160450

>>19160414
>A magic sword armed with a gun armed with a sword
She would be unstoppable.

>> No.19160456

>>19160446
Spot on reference.

>> No.19160458

>>19160446
>Harblador's Cursed Sixgun who shoots boys in the dick every single time

What are the condoms for, anyway? It's too late when they've already cum, isn't it?

>> No.19160465

>>19153875
I want that Hellhound to break free with her Husband!

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>>19160444

>> No.19160471

>>19160458
>Salamander keeps walking though a bit more awkward and stiff since she got found out for just trying to say something cool

>> No.19160477

>>19160407
What's the minotaur?

>> No.19160496

>>19160352
>>19160389
I wouldn’t mind being the naive, young order priest who is just trying to stay untapped in this little border town.

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>> No.19160504

>>19160497
Please go back to /monster/.

>> No.19160518

>>19160465
Why would she need to break free? That's where they met, they're volunteers.

>> No.19160524

>>19160496
You’re gonna get kidnapped by a moustache-twirling villain (it’s a fake, don’t worry)
Who’s the dastardly dame?

>> No.19160528

>>19160450
https://i.imgur.com/t88Hl8g.jpg

>> No.19160529

>>19160497
See >>19160504.
Can you also take Ace back there with you please? He never leaves our discord and between him and Chowder they never shut the fuck up.

>> No.19160534
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>>19160465
>anon tries to break hellhound out
>gets raped in return

>> No.19160538

>>19160444
Feels weird seeing someone else use my file name.

>> No.19160544

>>19160380
>>19160435
There are plenty of vanilla non-degenerate lolicons too.

>> No.19160547

>>19160534
This cheshire is cute.

>> No.19160550
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>>19160534
Rape is just how they say "thank you."

>> No.19160551
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Left or right?

>> No.19160557

Which monsters will sit on my face?

>> No.19160558

>>19160544
>non-degenerate lolicons
Sure.

>> No.19160562

>>19160557
Pretty much any of them.
Some may be less effective than others (Fairies etc.) and other may be hazardous to your well-being (Sandworms).

>> No.19160563

>>19160551
Both are too slutty.

>> No.19160567

>>19160557
Cheshires, Hellhounds, Tanukis, Dark Elves, Demons, Ratas, Kitsune, Gremlins, and all shortstacks regardless of species.

>> No.19160569

>>19160544
Anon, your dick getting hard for underage girls makes you a degenerate by default.
You can't try to spin "I want to fuck a child" as non-degenerate.

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>>19160569
It's not my fault dammit.

>> No.19160579

>>19160544
Can't confirm.
t. degenerate baphomet lover

>> No.19160581

>>19160567

What about lillms, dragons, maticores and lamias?

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>>19160544
>vanilla non-degenerate lolicons
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.19160588

>>19160577
Kinda is.

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>>19160588
Those Anupups shouldn't be so attractive.

>> No.19160614

>>19160577
Beata, Chief goddess,
You know I am a righteous man
Of my prudeness I am justly proud
Beata, Chief goddess,
You know I’m so much purer then
The vulgar lewding weak licentious crowd!
Then tell me, Chief goddess!
Why I see her dancing there,
Why her fluffy paws ignite my soul!
I feel her- I see her,
The sun caught in her raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control!

LIKE FIRE
HELLFIRE
THIS MANA IN MY SKIN
This burning- desire-
Is turning meeee toooo SIN

>> No.19160621

>>19160614
Only the mermaid spammer is capable of typing out something so cringey.

>> No.19160622
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>>19160577
It's okay anon, accept the degeneracy and you'll be happier for it.

>> No.19160624

>>19160614
It’s not my fault!
I’m not to blame-
It was the Egyptian girl, the pup who set this flame!
It’s not my fault!
If in Goddess’s plan-
She made the monster so much stronger than a maaaaaan!

>> No.19160627

>>19160621
Pretty sure that’s Hellfire from the hunchback of Norte Dame

>> No.19160629
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>>19160622
MGs made me into a despicable lolicon, but it's not like it made me stop liking big titty girls.
So I'd probably just keep a stash of those Sabbath temp-loli potions for my waifu, for occasional use.

>> No.19160630
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>>19160621
What the mermaid spammer and Bollocks are the same guy?

>> No.19160637
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>>19160622
>Filename
Try again.

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>>19160370

>> No.19160644

>>19160627
More like a perversion of it.

>> No.19160661

>>19160641
>Filename
Don't you dare bring Mr. Rogers into this.

>> No.19160667

>>19160661
You mean to tell me you wouldn't watch Miss Titania's Neighborhood?

>> No.19160668
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>>19160629
I'm in the same boat, monster girls changed me and I love both body types.I'd use temporary potions no matter what body type my monster girl wife was by default.

>> No.19160672

>>19160667
There are some things that should stay pure.

>> No.19160681
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>> No.19160690

>>19160629
>>19160668
>weak anons who can't make up their minds
Just have one of each, dummies.

>> No.19160692

>>19160681
>JIM COME GET YOUR DAMN WIFE

>> No.19160706
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>>19160690
But harems are the ultimate form of not making up your mind.

>> No.19160707

>>19160690
I just want a pear-shaped legal loli.

>> No.19160719

>>19160690
I know I'm weak, there's too many monster girls that I love but I tend to have individual fantasies with them rather than going the harem route.
Mostly because a harem of 11 monster girls is a bit ridiculous.

>> No.19160723

>>19160706
Not really.
I would see it as loving as a condensed unit rather then just a open field fuck a thon

>> No.19160726
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>>19160629
>>19160668
No Cow-tit lovers are allowed in the Sabbath!

Real man wants loli and loli alone!

>> No.19160730
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>>19160690
My mind is made up and I like both.

>> No.19160734

>>19160726
I enjoy both

>> No.19160741
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>>19160726
Then I'll make my own sabbath!

>> No.19160747

>>19160741
HERESY

>> No.19160754

>>19160741
Will you call your base of operations the Land of Milk and Cunny? If you don't I'll be very disappointed.

>> No.19160763

>>19160741
I hear you.
The oppai sabbath shall ascend!
Pai-loli familiars with cowprint coming soon!

>> No.19160766

Oppai lolis are disgusting abominations.

>> No.19160776

>>19158830
I like fairies, but could never take a nap with them. Too scared I would turn over and crush them.

>> No.19160779

>>19160766
You are one to talk

>> No.19160788

>>19160766
Incorrect, they are cute and deserve oniichan!

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>>19160766
Bapho go home. A new age has begun!

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>>19160766
I don't have a problem with them conceptually but people tend to go full retard with the breast sizes.

>> No.19160814
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19160814

https://www.thehentaihq.com/jabberwock-monster-girl-monday/?age-verified=bd09ee91f2

>> No.19160818

>19160814
No one wants to read your shitty blog.

>> No.19160820

>>19160806
I'd like b-cup oppai lolis like my childhood friend was at 11

>> No.19160831
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>>19160766
Never.

>> No.19160833

>>19160562
>Hazardous to your health
Don't forget trolls.

>> No.19160837

>>19160818
The guy posts bottom of the barrel off-site links every thread and expects something out of it.

>> No.19160839

>>19160766
*Snap*

>> No.19160841

>>19160450
>>19160446
>>19160427
>>19160410
>>19160407
>>19160398
>>19160389
>>19160352
>>19160294
>>19160262
>>19160258
>>19160271
>>19160233
>>19160187
>>19160147
This is perfect

>> No.19160846
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19160846

These are your wives now.

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>>19160846
But I already have a wife, and she doesn't like to share.

>> No.19160855

>>19160846
Stop pushing your child pornography

>> No.19160863

>>19160855
>This guy
Imagine I'm posting a smug cat.

>> No.19160868

>>19160854
Your wife looks chuuni!

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>19160846
this fucking guy

>> No.19160878

>>19160806
This really. Plus oppai lolis are best when they have a regular loli to pair with for threesomes.
>>19160846
Going to imagine with them all over the house.

>> No.19160881

>>19160863
Imagine I’m posting a smugger cat

>> No.19160882
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>>19160873
I thought familiars liked that sort of thing.

>> No.19160883

>>19160881
My imaginary cat is the smuggest.

>> No.19160886

>19160855
Imagine being this butt blasted by lolis on the 2hu board.

>> No.19160888

>>19160766
What about fat bottomed lolis?

>> No.19160889

>>19160882
meant this fucker >19160855

>> No.19160895

>>19160883
Mine is the smuggest plus infinity!

>> No.19160901
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19160901

Reminder.

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>>19160888
Just as good, if not better.

>> No.19160937
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19160937

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>> No.19160947

>>19160846
I'm already married to a loli Night Gaunt.

>> No.19160949

>>19160932
Fat assed battle lolis are for anal

>> No.19160950

At a convention of monsters 2/5 have no horns 1/7 have one horn ,1/3 have two horns and the remaining 26 have three or more horns. How many monsters are attending the convention?

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>> No.19160971

>>19160937
Why are foxes so lewd?

>> No.19160975

>>19160950
>Haku-sensei, I haven't done these problems in over a decade

>> No.19160980

What the most interesting non sexual thing you want to see a monster do?

>> No.19160983

>>19160967
https://youtu.be/2cManFDH8ZQ

>> No.19160985

>>19160950
Shut up, nerd!

>> No.19160995

>>19160980
A harpy trying to eat a hamburger.

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>>19160971
It's in their nature.

>> No.19160999

>>19160967
Ouch

>> No.19161000

>>19160950
When you say
>1/7 have one horn
does that mean exclusively one horn, or at least one horn?

It’s like that stupid riddle “What month has 28 days?” If you say February, the answer is all of them. If you say All of them, the answer is only February.

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>>19160967
>tfw this has actually happened to you

>> No.19161008

>>19160967
What are those balls supposed to be?

>> No.19161022

>>19161003
You’re a Titania?

>> No.19161031

>>19160967
Well now I'm depressed. cool.

>> No.19161032

>>19160980
Ryu playing a Koto or one of its vairients

>> No.19161041

>>19160967
What is the context of this supposed to be?

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Just posting this up here while I remember.
This one is a commission for Ace, and it's a redesign of his Lilim Vanessa.

>> No.19161045

>>19160967
She should just take in an orphan then.

>> No.19161050

>>19161044
>Ace
Fuck off.

>> No.19161054

>>19161044
>Ace
Isn't that the guy everyone hates?

>> No.19161060

>>19160980
Ochi trying not to fall asleep while watching her master

>> No.19161067
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https://exhentai.org/g/1235054/91df124725/

>> No.19161071

>>19161008
something similar to chapssal doughnuts

>> No.19161078

>>19161067
>mermaids
>separate legs
>>

>> No.19161080

>>19161044
>Ace's lilim got drawn
Fuck me I'm starting to feel sorry for Beast.

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>>19161078
Must be a nereid then.

>> No.19161090

>>19161032
The fuck is a koto?

>> No.19161092

>>19160967
Why must you to this to my heart? I have a strong desire to hug a titania now.

>> No.19161093

>>19161044
>Ace
Why would a guy that hates the MGE make a steelim.

>> No.19161097

>>19161067
Why do they have legs?

>> No.19161099

>>19161090
Your Google-fu is weak.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koto_(instrument)

>> No.19161105

>>19161044
>More lilims
Nice

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>>19161097
Because the artist couldn't think of any other way to make a mermaid fuckable.

>> No.19161115

>>19161090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixqo25nFbW4

>> No.19161117

>>19161044
I want to bully her for those clothes

>> No.19161121
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>>19161105
All of the steelims are actually normal succubi pretending to be lilims

>> No.19161122

>>19161050
>>19161054
>>19161080
Is there a reason why he is hated?
>>19161093
From what I saw from the few times I lurked chat he doesn't seem to hate MGE.
Not sure where that comes from.

>> No.19161125

>>19161121
>All of the steelims are actually normal succubi
From a certain point of view you're correct

>> No.19161127

>>19161122
Ace hate everything that makes MGE what it is.

>> No.19161133

>>19161054
Call me a contrarian but I don't really hate anybody unless they do something to be over the line (like Grigori, or in the worst case: Bob, since that faggot is so passive-aggressive he might as well be the chief exporter of guff).

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>>19161127
*hates
Please forgive me Hakutaku-sensei.

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>>19161044
Hmm, not sure what design I prefer

>> No.19161143

>>19161137
>One has a noodle for a tail
>The other has an actual tail
Gee I wonder

>> No.19161149

>>19161122
>Is there a reason why he is hated?
He turned raijus into a headpat meme due to hating the fact they masturbate.

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>>19161137
Is this the rumored alp lilim?

>> No.19161155

>>19161121
>chuuni succubi who genuinely think they have a secret bloodline relation to the DL
>CC succubi trying to make themselves more appealing by pretending to be something else
>extremely confused laser succubi who don't quite understand how monsterization works but are shooting for the stars
Which is your favorite flavor of steelim?

>> No.19161159

>>19161152
It certainly looks like it

>> No.19161165

>Want to get a lich commission
>can't really think of anything.that I haven't already commissioned.
Meh.

>> No.19161166

>>19161155
LASER SUCCUBI aka a fun afternoon with Gremlin-chan

>> No.19161167

>>19161152
Can't you stop avatarfagging.

>> No.19161170

Of all the threads I go to this one is the most ornery,
But why is that?

>> No.19161174

>>19161137
The tail doesn't bother me, the nose does.

>> No.19161180

>>19161080
Why?
Beast has said "You need either money or decent connections for art and I have neither." Though he's wrong, he knows people but just doesn't have money.

>> No.19161183

>>19161170
PTSD
Post Thread Shitposting Disorder

>> No.19161184

>>19161165
I don't think we have a wedding Lich.

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Does anyone have the source for this?

>> No.19161195

>>19160854
>Not an albino
What's the fucking point?

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>>19161184
But we do tho?

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>>19161184
There is actually. Ironically Ace commissioned one with the wedding dresses thing.

>> No.19161203

>>19160949
They don't have to have anything to do with fighting.

There's no greater mutual pleasure than a young pear-shaped girl's tight asshole being slowly plowed by a big cock from behind.

>> No.19161204

>>19161086
At least the nereid's feet fins are designed better

>> No.19161209

>>19161199
Scientific handjob then.

>> No.19161211

>>19161180
Well if he stopped being a Britbong and spending it all on tea maybe he can get more selene art.

>> No.19161215

>>19161190
https://exhentai.org/g/1072258/077680e37e/

I got you covered. God, what I would do to rut with Yuel like Gran does in this doujin.

>> No.19161217

>>19161165
Lich getting full nelsoned!

>> No.19161219

>>19161180
This is sounding more and more shifty. It's like we're talking about drugs. I need my waifu fix man.

>> No.19161225

>>19161217
I tried to commissioned that but the artist that was going to do it kinda just disappeared. Didn't pay yet so I didn't care.

Might try that again with a different artist.

>> No.19161233

>>19161165
Off-profile Lich.

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http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/33305/club-succubus-fakku

>> No.19161253

>>19161211
Selene needs more art
If people are going to post her and talk about fighting, I would like to see more than just the sketch and the chowder doodle

>> No.19161260

>>19161211
Just becuase he's British doesn't mean he drinks tea.

>> No.19161271

>>19161260
That's not what Kantai Collection taught me.

>> No.19161276

>>19161260
Hush, Beast.

>> No.19161291

>>19161260
Where the actual fuck have you been?
Check the archive right fucking now
There is NO mention of tea in this thread for the last year that that doesn't either have his name being dropped or that "Tea is good for the soul" line that he says to the point where someone doxed his name.

>> No.19161293

>>19161215
I love this guy's erune stuff so much, hoping he does an Ilsa doujin or a melleau and nemone one in future.
>>19161260
Yes it does.
Source: Also a britbong. Never trust a bong who doesn't drink tea.

>> No.19161300

>>19161203
It’s best on battle lolis because it means she wasn’t strong enough to beat you and wasn’t good enough for baby making

That’s how you get them coming back

>> No.19161307

>>19161170
It gets comfy once everyone goes to bed

>> No.19161348

DEAD.

>> No.19161358

>>19161348
Hey, I had to run!
Gotta stay fit

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>>19161348
[THUMPING GROWS LOUDER]

>> No.19161364

>>19161291
So his name is Theo robinson?

>> No.19161373

>>19161360
I would not hesitate to jump in and dance with a bunch of zombie girls while listening to Thriller.

>> No.19161392
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Chimaera went from being somewhat liked, to hated because of her pauldrons to now completely ignored.
She was one of KC's most stunning design back when she just got released, now she's still unique but outclassed by newer art.

>> No.19161419

>>19161392
Her design is silly, but the gimmick is amazing.

>> No.19161445

>>19161419
True, sadly every time sometimes tried to get creative with her gimmick it ended up badly.
I'd stick to the profile's 4 species/personalities rather than come up with a unique Chimaera.

>> No.19161457

>>19161392
I actually like the design, pauldrons and all

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>>19161392
I want her to stick the tongue of her snake in my urethra

>> No.19161464

>>19161392
I didn't even know there was a chimera, I might try drawing her sometime

>> No.19161467

>>19161293
You get me on some level, Anon. I usually don't even like mofu girls unless I'm meme'ing about it through greentexts and seeking attention. But fuck me dude, that one page where he mentions her musk and the palpable heat of her Erune pussy. Makes me want to dive face first into the musky womanhood of a beast-man type MG and lick and slurp at her until my face reeks of her cunt.

>> No.19161468

>>19161392
They’re unfortunately much more cool on the monster side than the girl side.
How do I have a relationship with one?

>> No.19161469

>>19160846
>lolis
sorry but, i want my nymphomaniacal rapist wives to actually be stronger and mightier than me.

>> No.19161476

>>19161122
He's hated because he tried to force his own headcanon on Raijus on the community by commissioning the same headpat image over and over. He also has a massive ego, links to his stories all the time on the discords without any prompting and treats MGE as a cutesy set of memes.
His writing is best described as average and relies far too heavily on memes and references.
TLDR: He's a faggot, but at least he's not Psychofox.

>> No.19161479

>>19161219
You think waifufags are joking when they say it's serious business? They keep getting free art on top of coms.

>> No.19161497

>>19161044
>Want to get commissions
>Don't know where to even start
How do people do this? I want to give the community more undead images that aren't just Liches.

>> No.19161500

>>19161468
You'd need to have a relationship with each of her personalities.
>Going on long sweet dates with her goat side
>Servicing her lion side before she rapes you
>Serenading her dragon side until she lets her emotions show
>Cuddling with her snake side for way too long

>>19161469
What about powerful lolis? There is nothing more shameful and boner inducing than getting manhandled by a little monster girl.

>> No.19161504

>>19161497
>Look for artists.
>Give them money.
>Wait.

>> No.19161505

>>19161122
Honestly it's probably a bunch of discordfags using this thread as their drama dumping grounds, happens way too often and they need to fuck off along with ace

>> No.19161511

>>19161497
Look up people on pixiv or ask around
the wordpress used to keep track but ELH did a silly so we need other resources

>> No.19161520

>>19157758
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd45qddVMAAFjf9.jpg
Excuse my autism, but I can't seem to find it on saucenao, mind giving me a hand friend?

>> No.19161523

>>19161500
>powerful lolis
such a thing exists? I wonder what species has the most rape-y of lolis

>> No.19161539

>>19161505
Most of what gets dumped here is hate for Ace and chowder, the ones who still actually come here and the circle jerk (Beast, Snekfag, Mari to name a few) leave that shit at the door.

>> No.19161541

>>19161523
Off the top of my head
>Devil
>Redcap
>Large Mouse
>Baphomet (when provoked)
>Goblin
>Hobgoblin

>> No.19161544

>>19161505
The discords wouldn't have much drama if faggots like ace and chowder were just removed. Chowder is especially bad because he spams rance shite all day and is constantly aggressive but for some reason nothing is done about him.

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>>19161523
>such a thing exists?
Yeah, you may want to read the profiles sometime.
See also Arch Imps.

>> No.19161551

>>19161539
So it's that ironic sort of "it has a name therefore I hate it" type of hate.
The meme, shitposting hate.

Contrast things we actually hate Don't make me say it

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>> No.19161563

>>19161557
Know we know why dragon starts with D

>> No.19161568

>>19161544
No body cares enough and ELH's tolerance for fuckery is a dice roll.
But I'm pretty sure alot of discord goers have their "boot lists" so lets move on.

>> No.19161572

>>19161563
why

>> No.19161579

>>19161545
>read the profiles
Never!

>> No.19161581

>>19161563
Good job idiot

>> No.19161585

>>19161544
Chowder doesn't even talk about rance that much anymore though.

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>>19161392
But I like her, the bonus art helped keep her in my mind too.
I think what doesn't help is that the profile mentions they can be made up of all sorts of different animals but people take one look at the example one and assume the entire race isn't to their tastes.

>> No.19161591

>>19161568
Why was Losenis banned then? He didn't pull half the shit those two clowns get away with.

>> No.19161593

>>19161581
I saw it as soon as I hit post. It was too late.

Gee, I sure hope I don't get reprimanded by Haku-sensei, class rep Anubis, or Birb-senpai

>> No.19161597

Remember that adding holst DNA improves every girl, be she ryu, lizardman, jinko, or something more!

>> No.19161599

>>19161593
They're gonna call you a dummy and tell you to hit the books.

>> No.19161600

>>19161597
>Gazer with huge knockers

>> No.19161601

>>19161600
Exactly!
You'd be the one gazing now!

>> No.19161602

>>19161591
One too many /pol memes

>> No.19161603

>>19161597
Harpies wouldn't be able to fly.

>> No.19161607

>>19161599
>Hakutaku asks to see you after class
>Anubis wants to tutoy you after school
>Tengu asks to come over to your place to help you study

Pick your poison.

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>>19161603
Jubjub profile says otherwise.

>> No.19161618

>>19161603
The get extra holst strength to go with it!
They're bigger, buffer booby birbs!
Some will even have cute horns and cow pattern feathers!

>> No.19161622

>>19161607
Hakutaku

>> No.19161626

>>19161551
The grand irony is that if people were honestly that annoyed by what people were saying they could just save themselves the trouble and block them on the Discord client. Like fuck me with all the passive-aggressive housewife gaslighting the fuckers do about each other you would think they'd keep it to themselves versus bringing it to here, where nobody fucking cares (for good reason).

>> No.19161630

>>19161607
I'll take the Tengu.

>> No.19161635

>>19161626
We have a different brand of faggortry here

>> No.19161640

>>19161635
Welcome to 4chan, where everyone is a faggot!

>>19161630
Correct answer

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>> No.19161655

>>19161626
If people didn't care, shit would not go on for as long as it does.
>>19161640
I run on the theory that everyone both internet and real like is some form of asshole/bitch/whatever. what matters is how you apply it

>> No.19161662

>>19161643
Can you decorate a sandworm's hide?
Like paint flames on her so she swims faster?

>> No.19161664

>>19161655
It only goes on at all because you have lurkers or stupid fuckers thinking they're clever by bringing their disdain for others in an internet chat room into an unrelated thread. If you don't like the Waifufags, ELH, Ace, Chowder, Bollocks, you fucking name it, give your balls a tug and tell them you cock snorkeling dick lick. Or fuck off, since I know this post'll get quoted in there anyway by somebody thinking they're clever.

>> No.19161667

>>19161590
That makes me wonder about whether or not there are vampiric Chimaeras.
>3 personalities
>A haughty and prideful Vampire
>A gentle and doting Dragon
>A timid and submissive Holstaur
>All 3 crave your blood, but while the Vampire personality greedily gulps it down, the other two personalities don't get why they want it so badly and just taste it a bit

>> No.19161669

>>19161616
The profile does state that they have trouble flying for long periods because of their breasts and their wings. The logical conclusion is that their breasts could become large enough to render them flightless.

>> No.19161671

>>19161607
I'll take the Anubis. I could use someone to help me with this god forsaken calculus.

>> No.19161674

>>19161523
>powerful lolis
Lilims and Pharaohs would at least be powerful, although not physically. And the right question to ask would be which races have the most unusually clever and seductive ones, that seems more like their method instead of rape.

>> No.19161683

>>19161497
I was thinking of making a list of commission artists and sharing it but things that get posted in these threads tend to end up elsewhere too, it'd suck to make something with the intention of helping the community and seeing all the slots get eaten by outsiders.
My advice is to get a tumblr account, follow artists you like and then follow artists they retweet that you like too. Or look on a booru and check which artists were responsible for MGE images you're fond of.

>> No.19161691

>>19161664
I don't go discord, I was just pointing out that people care enough for it to continue, weather it be by bait or actual investment.

>> No.19161697

>>19161662
I think they'd love that sort of thing, the hard part would be finding a paint that can withstand being sandblasted.

>> No.19161708

>>19161691
I meant that as a general response, but I hear you.

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>>19161591
Hi

>> No.19161768
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>>19161739
H-hello.

>> No.19161773

How defensive are kobolds of their owners, if a hellhound comes up and hits on their master during a walk is the kobold gonna start growling and yipping?

>> No.19161778

>>19161773
No. They don’t do that, they instead start furiously making out with their master.
Now the mail Harpy is a whole different story.

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19161825

Chimeras are good girls, but too few remember that they can have different combinations besides the profile one.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm
Roll 1d4+1 to get the number of species in your chimera then roll to see what species you get and post results!
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls

If you roll a Chimera, you can either have that be her “true personality”, or roll again.

>> No.19161839
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Are we back?

>> No.19161850

>>19161839
Yes ma’am

>> No.19161864

>>19161825
>1d4+1=5
>march hare
>apophis
>sphinx
>blue oni
>doppelganger
Sounds like fun times all around.

>> No.19161871

>>19161825
>Amazoness
>Hinezumi
>Kejourou

Honestly I'd waifu the fuck outta this chimera.

>> No.19161877

>>19161825
>4
>Hakutaku
>Leanan Sidhe
>Werebat
>Zombie
A very intelligent artistic undead Chimera then.

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>>19161825
>1d4+1=2
>Werebat
>Automaton
She wouldn't even be a Chimera, she'd just be an Automaton with bat themed armor and weaponry. Perhaps an Automaton used in Undead Kingdoms.

>> No.19161906

>>19161839
Thick.

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>> No.19161925

>>19161825
>1+1
>Dragon and Papillion
Oneesan butterfly dragon?
I can dig this very much

>> No.19161933

>>19161925
Dragonfly?

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>>19161900
>an Automaton with bat themed armor and weaponry
NANANANANANANANANANA BAT-NEE!

>> No.19161948

>>19161933
Evidently.
Although I'm figuring more a dragon that's got an oneesan flavor and pretty, but surprisingly strong, wings.

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>>19161935
Just because it's bat themed, that doesn't automatically mean it has to be like Batman.

>> No.19161960

Does the wyvern method of raising them from birth together work with other rowdy girls like hellhounds minotaurs manticores or ushis?

>> No.19161967

>>19160846
elves are trash

>> No.19161968

>>19161825
>High Orc
>Automation
>Phantom

Looks like I’m getting an Automation with the deluxe olfactory production and atomizing units to emulate and personalize the perfect High Orc scent to keep me going. Wether it should be heady-er to get me to rut, or sweet to encourage deeper and faster licking of her parts, or simply something pleasant while we’re snuggling. Combined with the theatrical flair of the Phantom, she’ll be able to emulate other scents as well, making every production a 4D experience. Now, when we’re walking down a French riverside to our big kiss on the bridge, I can smell the clean water and the little bakery we just came from. Of course, her automation defense protocols are still working behind the scenes the entire time to protect us.

>> No.19161974

>>19161960
Sometimes. The results can vary wildly.

>> No.19161986

>>19161825
>Dark Angel.
>Mothman.
>Mad Hatter.
>Thunderbird.
>Satyros.
So it's some fluffy angel with lighting powers that's always drunk, has cloven hooves, and wears fancy clothing.

>> No.19162004
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>>19161967
You are trash.

>> No.19162007

>>19161825
I choose Dwarf and Kobold.

>> No.19162008

>>19162004
You are taking a vacation

>> No.19162051

>>19161974
how wildly?

>> No.19162087
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>> No.19162100

>>19162087
Is this like that closed finger and thumb OK gesture?

>> No.19162105
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>How's it going, fellow human-boys?

>> No.19162115

>>19162100
No it's supposed to be a fox you dummy.

>> No.19162117

How do you find the drive to work on things creatively.

>> No.19162118

>>19162105
I'd tell a bicorn I prefer monogamous relationships.

>> No.19162130

Is it bad to want both an Anubis and a desert Bapho as wives?

>> No.19162148

>>19162130
Is it bad that I want a desert tanuki with tits that would make a holst balk?

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>>19162148
Nope. I wish one either my anubis or bapho to have the same such bust. Or both of them for the ultimate spooning

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Reminder that MGE Vampires can get tans since sunlight weakens them a bit.

>> No.19162195

>>19162163
Thats nice, although thats a lot of chest on such a small bapho

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>>19161739
Lilims are bad and you should feel bad!

>> No.19162205

>>19162130
That's not bad at all and now I'm wondering what a desert Baphomet would look like.

>> No.19162219

>>19162198
Cease this bullying immediately

>> No.19162223

>>19162205
Caramel skin, black fur. Rapacious eyes of gold with a crown of flames between her horns. Wings.

>> No.19162226

>>19162205
Either desert versions or snow anubis+snow bapho for me

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>>19162219
No.

>> No.19162233
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>>19161825
1d4+1=5
>Umi Osho
>Kikimora
>Leanan Sidhe
>Werebat
>Kobold

I have no idea what I've acquired, but it seems to be some kind of Sadomasochistic artsy
night-owl meido with a love for pet play and is ultra shy about doing it with the light's on.

Did I won?

>> No.19162239

>>19162186
Can they get sunburns too?
on a scale of normal human to irish how fast do they burn?

>> No.19162260

>>19162198
Christ it's depressing people pay so much attention to a fucking EsDeath expy with horns

>> No.19162278

>>19162260
Who died?

>> No.19162290

>>19162260
Don't insult esdeath like that, at least she was good to some people.

>> No.19162293

>>19162232
please delete
my eyes burn

>> No.19162294

>>19162105
this is a human male only website, begone

>> No.19162295
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>>19162260
There is no need to be upset

>> No.19162308

>>19162198
>Diccy viccy
That's a good pickup line.

>> No.19162310

>>19162004
ok i was lying i'd take an elf but its such a basic race

>> No.19162314

>>19162294
What do you mean? He said he’s a human male. Give the ESL a break. Also, are pictures not working for anyone else?

>> No.19162322

>>19161825
I wanted an octopus with a werecat, but now there’s cancer mixed in there.

>> No.19162328

>>19162314
it's obvious the way she talks....won't fool me this time!

>> No.19162331

>>19162322
>Mixing animals that hate water with sea animals.

>> No.19162337
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what kind of things would an onryō monster girl do?

>> No.19162338

>>19162295
I'm not even upset, just bored.

>> No.19162346

>>19162331
I guess this is the wrong place for these kinds of references.

>> No.19162358

>>19162223
>black fur
Good taste, a Baphomet I like to think about has it too.
>>19162226
Desert Bapho and snow Anubis sounds like a good combination with their contrasting outfits.

>> No.19162371

>>19162358
>Desert Bapho + Snow Anubis
Dear god...
Thank you for that. Now I definitely want that contrast/yin yang setup

>> No.19162372

>>19162358
It isn't some stupid shit called "Yupielphomet" is it.

>> No.19162375

>>19162328
You’ve been fooled before?

>> No.19162384

>>19150621
ugh, pervert!

>> No.19162386

>>19162337
Get dicked

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>>19150651
and the catalyst for arachnophilia!

>> No.19162395

>>19162337
Think of like a Ghost but with more rape.

>> No.19162397

Remember that nothing gets a salamander going like watching you go full shonen.

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>>19162338
It's never a boring day with Esdese

>> No.19162426

>>19161825
>Lesser Succubus
>Imp
>Lamia

So a childish minded yet busty Lamia with wings

>> No.19162437

>>19160444
damn, these kids get smarter every generation...

>> No.19162453

>>19162371
You'd just have to be careful where you lived with them, they would argue over temperatures for days unless you travelled.
>>19162372
Nah, a different Baphomet, as fun as the idea of a Baphomet like Yupiel is she's quite different.

>> No.19162474

>>19162375
yeah. those damn gyoubu danuki and kunoichis think they can take advantage of my superior knowledge but with it, i managed to out-trick them and ever since then, I learned to not trust one with the slightest hint of a planned out tactic utilized by the likes of those monster girls

>> No.19162487

>>19162232
NOW THAT'S A CLEAN-FUCKING HELL

>> No.19162497

>>19150762
ohhh wonder what made her in a good mood

>> No.19162510

>>19162497
Her pregnancy test returned a positive, Papa.

>> No.19162542

>>19162393
Midnight would make a fantastic monster girl.

>> No.19162554

>>19162453
I hear ya. I've had an idea similar to Yupiel as a Baphomet on the backburner for quite a while but I lack the discipline or drive to see it through.

>> No.19162572

>>19162554
You need to write something again one of these days even if it's just a long form greentext. Not necessarily the Yupiel idea but damn it man you've wanted to write again for ages.

>> No.19162582

I’ll let the first Nee-san to claim me become my wife. She can fuck me until I break.

Rules:

>Must be over 18, mentally and physically
>Has to love me

>> No.19162586

>>19162542
So if Midnight was a Succubus or a Demon you'd let her bind you up and make you writhe?

>> No.19162596

>>19162586
You bet your ass I would. But only if she lets me sleep in her lap.

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>>19162582
>she can fuck me until I break.
This elf CC seems flustered but willing.

>> No.19162605

>>19162582
>Has to love me
You just disqualified everyone.

>> No.19162616

>>19162602
Know whats lewder than that?
Rubbing her eyebrows

>> No.19162623

>>19162616
Be prepared to sire many half-elves after that. She won't let you out of bed until you've knocked her up with at least twins.

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>> No.19162630

>>19162623
Well, she better be ready for me because twins are the minimum I expect her to carry and her tits will be feeding the whole clan

>> No.19162637

>>19162630
>And thus was the race of Manmer or Bretons born, sired entirely by the prodigious coupling of a lusty man and his infatuated elf wife.

>> No.19162650

>>19162637
You know it!
I don't know if elves have broodmothers but she could be considered one by the time I'm done!
And she's getting cute dresses, pampered, and carried!

>> No.19162654

>>19162602
Do high elves participate in the slave trade?

>> No.19162655

>>19162605
Not Demons!

>Hahaha! Now that you’ve signed my contract, I can make you fuck me whenever you want! I never have to do anything except have sex with you!

Five hours later, when her husband is passed out.

>...and then I’ll make some homemade croissants to go with our juice! He’ll ask where I got the recipe and I can laugh all mysteriously. “Fufufu, don’t underestimate the skills of a demon. I did promise you eternal pleasure, didn’t I?” Aaaah, I love my husband so much!

>> No.19162665

>>19162655
Nice try Demon, but I won't give up my soul so easily.

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>>19162605
t./tg/

>> No.19162678

>>19162665
T-they don’t want your soul anyway, Anon! How pathetic, thinking succubus royalty would desire something so pointless as love. They’ll go find someone else!

>> No.19162679

>>19162572
I'd have to do some soul searching first and foremost, but at this point in time I don't actually want to write anything. I suppose. Everything, first draft included, looks like pillocks.

>> No.19162683

>>19162654
Only the sexual slave trade. Automatons and magical constructs handle most of the menial labour, so most slave auctions are attended by lonely CCs looking for a husband. You do get the occasional loli and her chaperone, looking for a butler-playmate shota, but those orders are typically filled by special request or by arrangements with orphanages.

>> No.19162690

>>19162665
I don’t think Demon contracts explicitly ask for your soul. And if their sexual link thing does work by manipulating your soul, technically you get their soul too.

>> No.19162692

>>19161108
He could have made them half-dolphins instead

>> No.19162694 [SPOILER] 
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Maids are good, but there's only one girl who can keep you truly clean.

>> No.19162706

>>19162673
Those hearts come a little too close to suspicious quotation marks.

>> No.19162707

>>19162694
Cute crab, would wash her hair.

>> No.19162720

>>19162706
>Being this paranoid
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>19162694
What would happen if I poked her crab eyes?

>> No.19162730

>>19162707
>Moving your hands through her silky smooth hair
>She's blushing profusely
"Nooooo... I'm supposed to wash you!'

>> No.19162734

>>19162725
they retreat into the shell and she threatens to use the eye burning shampoo next time

>> No.19162736

>>19162730
Too bad! I'm washing her hair and then her carapace!

>> No.19162742

>>19162725
She grabs you with her pincers while you're distracted by her decoy eyes

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Feel the eel.

>> No.19162752

>>19162725
It would be very painful.

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>>19162747
They feel gross, slimy, icky and unclean

>> No.19162808

>>19162766
Better naizuri than a Baphomet?

>> No.19162821

>>19162808
Well, that chest isn't just for feeding young.

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>> No.19162839

>>19162694
>>19162725
So where do I put it in?

>> No.19162860

>>19162747
how is she supposed to reach his penis from that position

>> No.19162865

>>19162766
but they feed you incredibly healthy food

>> No.19162899

>>19162860
Its just foreplay for the moment, but all she has to do is adjust her coils a bit and move her hips forward when she's ready to insert him. Eels are plenty flexible enough for that.

>> No.19162919

>>19162865
Yes, but shellfish are natural aphrodisiacs!

>> No.19162923

>>19162919
is that true

>> No.19162928

>>19162919
So is chocolate. You don't see me trying to engineer chocoslimes.

>> No.19162933

>>19162928
Please do, then send your idea to KC.

>> No.19162935

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that just because you sleep easier to rain and thunder storms doesn't mean you should let your ryu or spellcasting wife do them every evening.
The wans will be startled.

>> No.19162944

>>19162923
Somewhat. Some oysters stimulate the generation of hormones like testosterone.

Sadly, in this reality aphrodisiacs don’t really exist.

>> No.19162945

>>19162839
You can literally see her pussy in the profile art.

>> No.19162953

>>19162860
It's already in her cloaca

>> No.19162964

>>19162935
I guess that explains why there’s no wolf species in Zipangu

>> No.19162965

>>19162953
i'm ok with this

>> No.19162969

>>19162964
Correct, there are great tails about the preogenerator ryu fucking her husband so hard for so long that the wolves up and left, leaving only nekos and shiba-inu kobolds in their place.

>> No.19162976

>>19162969
Shiba-Inus might as well be cats with how they act

>> No.19162983

>>19162953
MGE girls don't have cloaca's.

>> No.19162984

>You'll never get a professional, almost mechanical blowjob from a Kikimora every morning as she ensures you head to work clear headed

>> No.19162997

>>19162976
Doesn't make them any less cute!

>> No.19163001

>>19162997
If you like that kind of thing.

>> No.19163006

>>19163001
Poud, fluffy wans.
The most adorable of kobolds.

>> No.19163012

>>19162984
Not before she has her daily fingering so she can do her job.

>> No.19163013

>>19163006
Growing up, we always had Chessepeake Bay Retrievers. The old saying is
>You can tell a Golden,
>You can order a Lab,
>But you have to negotiate with a Chessie.
I wonder what the kobold approximation of this is?

>> No.19163019

>>19163013
You gotta earn their respect before they do something, or they take a transaction attitude towards things.

Alternatively, stubborn wans.

>> No.19163040

Sighthound kobolds

>> No.19163045

>>19163040
>Blind man with helper kobold
I feel like I’ve read this before.

>> No.19163047

>>19163045
that's not what I was talking about, but also cute

>> No.19163048

>>19162945
That looks uncomfortable

>> No.19163053

>>19163045
You have, it was a story about a little boy getting a kobold puppy to help him. Along the way he meets a werecat or something and a hellhound.

>> No.19163057

>>19163047
What were you talking about then?

>> No.19163060

>>19163045
>>19163040
>>19163053
https://pastebin.com/K2Tk5fnp
There we go lads, it's been a while.

>> No.19163063

>>19163057
Sighthounds are a group of dogs that hunt primarily by sight and speed. Think greyhounds, borzoi, irish wolfhounds

>> No.19163069

>>19163063
>obscenely tall, lanky athletic Kobolds

>> No.19163084

>>19163013
>You can tell a Kobold
>You can order a Werewolf
>But Hellhounds will always give you the V.

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>>19162983
Something something hole in spine.

>> No.19163091

>>19163013
You don't know trouble until you've had a West highland terrier that lived with cats all her life. Bugger thought she WAS a cat.

>> No.19163095

>>19163091
Oh yeah well I've got two great pyrenees on my family's land and a few years back when we got pigs to raise they grew up thinking they were dogs, ran around like them and even started barking like dogs.

>> No.19163096

>>19163095
Silly pigglie-wigglies.

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>>19161469
Baphomet is canonically the strongest monster race.

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>> No.19163142

>>19163138
I would unironically let a Hellhound claim me and become my loving wife.

I hope I can spend countless mornings in bed with her, kept warm by her heat and face pressed securely in her chest mofu.

>> No.19163143

>>19163138
rAB to you too, hellhound-san.

>> No.19163146

>>19163143
'gav'
Means woof.

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>>19163146
Cyrillic sure is strange.

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>> No.19163174

>>19163163
Not really. A lot of languages don't differentiate between the letters B and V because of the phonetic similarity of their sounds, and the letter Ge is literally based off of the greek letter gamma.

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Nights in a Turkish harem, spent with a Turkish Van or maybe an Angora.

>> No.19163199

For being a “wish fulfillment” fantasy, there sure are a lack of wish granting girls. Imagine a proper Genie girl.
>Has the power to literally manipulate reality, within reason
>One of very few known to exist
>Dressed like a Sphinx or Anubis, but with the beautiful blueberry of a Demon
>large breasts signify the phenomenal magic she’s capable of
>due to her massive powers, she needs lots of SE to keep it up, so she’s a bit of a nymphomaniac
>Still governed by a set of rules to keep things in check and her conscience clear
>She won’t kill anyone or bring people back to life, but she does have the business card for a whizz of a lich
>She won’t make you fall in love because you’re already her master and her’s alone
>It takes a lot of magic to do the kind of things she does, so you only get three wishes for every time you have sex with her
>You can’t wish for more wishes per sex session, but she can make you last longer or have shorter refractive periods
>you can’t wish for more genies, but she does know how to make duplicates of herself, if you want more of her
>if you’d like, she can either be bound to a bottle/lamp to give the both of you a pocket dimension, or to you yourself so you just give her a call, and she’ll be there.
>She can change her appearance easily, but it’ll cost you a wish!
>Most importantly, her wishes are carried out, mostly according to your intentions. But if you’re vague, or she’s feeling playful, she may throw in an extra trick to make it more ‘fun’ for the both of you
Whaddya say anon? Will you rub that lamp?

>> No.19163209

>>19163173
>Madam, you’ve created an unrepairable game state

>> No.19163216

>>19163199
Genie, open those portals!

Give everyone their Waifu!

>> No.19163220

>>19163216
But Genies can't make people fall in love!

>> No.19163222

>>19163220
She’s not making anyone fall in love. The whole point of a Waifu is that you already love her, even if she’s in another dimension! I’m just opening up a pathway for them to meet.

>> No.19163227

>>19162983
The best arrangement for long body girls is a cloaca for waste and a funhole where the human one is

Removing waste bits away from the virginia is a good move in general. Hygiene wise at least

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>>19163227
>virginia

>> No.19163248

>>19163243
I mean, he's not wrong

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Stay out of the water.

>> No.19163271

Who is your waifu and where would you take her on your honeymoon, anon? Besides to pound town, of course.

>> No.19163275

How would a Titania cope with the experience of childbirth?

>> No.19163283

>>19163271
Dragon and we'd go on a tour of art museums and exhibits to liberate true art like Vermeer and Rembrandt from the paws of philistines and hang up on the walls of the Shining Room.

>> No.19163289

>>19163275
Simple girls make the best mommies.

>> No.19163297

>>19163271
Holstaur, wherever she wanted honestly, I'm not big on traveling so she can decide.

>> No.19163298

>>19163283
Anon that is highly illegal.

>> No.19163299

>>19163271
Anubis. For our honeymoon I'd like to take her out of the desert and into the snow, where we'd go snowshoeing, bathing in hot springs, cuddling infront of the fire, and more.

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>>19163298
Disregard the constabulary, acquire high art.

>> No.19163304

>>19163298
>Police come to arrest you
>Steal the police
What now, lawman?

>> No.19163305

>>19163271
My Kobold waifu and I would probably go somewhere tropical with nice beaches and neat geological landmarks. We'd probably stay awhile too, at least a month or two in a little cottage on the beach. We might even buy it so we can vacation there in the future.

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>>19163304
They'll send in their Green Guardian, the Dame Deputy, the Wonderful Wonder Wurm, Superwurm!

>> No.19163310

>>19163300
Okay, so what defines 'high art' for you two? Surely you must have some criteria in mind?

>> No.19163312

>>19163271
Hellhound. Honeymoon? We'll visit as many national parks in the continental US as we can and spend most of our time hiking, banging and cuddling in hammocks beneath the stars.

>> No.19163313

>>19163309
But Superwurm is a big dummy!

>> No.19163316

>>19163310
He mentioned Vermeer earlier, and you have to admit his works are amazing.

>> No.19163318

>>19163310
Yes. The stuff that looks like photographs but was painted centuries before photography existed is an easy one. I mentioned the names of two Dutch artists, surely you can deduce the type of thing we'd be looking for.
For our anniversary we'll grab some authentic Gaudi architecture

>> No.19163319

>>19163309
>you will never be the dashing gentleman thief that steals to catch Superwurm's attention

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>>19163312
Was gonna say basically the same thing. Camping with a Hellhound would be nice.

>> No.19163322

>>19163312
Speaking of, which one of you is finally getting the Hawaiian lava golem daughters you always wanted?

>> No.19163325

>>19163318
Anon how the heck would you even steal architecture?

>> No.19163326

>>19163321
Is it just me, or are the eyes here a little Ayy

>> No.19163329

>>19163325
You shrink it down and pick it up. Do you even into super-villainy?

>> No.19163330

>>19163312
>>19163321
Wasn't there a story about camping with young Hellhounds once?

>> No.19163334

>>19163325
Take the flying buttresses and fly away.

>> No.19163335

>>19163309
>Sending a Dragon's cousin to arrest her
>Dragon promises to hook the Wurm up with her husband's brother
Checkmate, atheist.

>> No.19163337

>>19162725
It does massive damage.

>> No.19163339

>>19163329
But what if there are people inside? What about all the pipes and wires? How would you make sure nothing gets tossed around and broken when whatever you've stolen is all tiny?

>> No.19163344

>>19162747
Dude! I had a dream last night about this aquarium that had a Murray eel in it and it came right up to the surface to be petted and then it purred like a cat when I did that.
What does this dream mean?

>> No.19163345

>>19163321
Sounds like pure bliss.

Especially when you decide to tease her by stripping and sprinting off into the woods after eating a raging mushroom. She's gonna earn them babies.

>> No.19163346

>>19163321
Yes, but why do we have to camp in Hades?

>> No.19163348

>>19163339
>people inside
We yell "Fire!" and get everyone outside.
>What about all the pipes and wires
Those come off and are not relevant to any of Gaudi's neogothic designs.
>How would you make sure nothing gets tossed around
Stasis field.

>> No.19163354

>>19163348
Okay, but how would you properly display your plunder without drawing attention to yourselves? I mean, 'new' buildings just popping up out of the blue are a little suspicious, no?

>> No.19163360

>>19163354
You know how in Superman Brainiac shrank Krypton's capitol city Kandor and kept it around in a bottle?
It's amazing, the things you can do when you're friends with a Lich.

>> No.19163365

>>19163360
Buy why steal the real thing if you're not even going to keep it at it's actual size?

>> No.19163368
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>>19163365
Why do dogs sniff each others' butts? Why do tides go in and come out? These things cannot be explained. It is a mystery. Just accept it.

>> No.19163372

>>19163368
Do you at least have neat supervillain napes anon?

>> No.19163373

>>19163319
>gentleman thief
I'd rather marry a master thief and be spoiled by her and her money!

>> No.19163376

>>19163372
names* even.

>> No.19163378

>>19163372
Good taste. Napes are underrated.

>> No.19163386

>>19163372
We do leave hickies on one another's napes so keeping them neat and clean is a given.

>> No.19163398

>>19163378
>>19163386
I meant names, dammit!

>> No.19163401

>>19163398
What's in a name?
That reminds me we need to raid for original copies of Shakespeare stuff too

>> No.19163405

>>19162337
>she would go out and scare little kids late at night while laughing to herself and muttering something about “still having it”
>only to be utterly terrified of your pet Bearded Dragon
She may have shark teeth, but she is terrified of lizards and bugs.

>> No.19163415

>>19162337
'7 days' would have an entirely different meaning.

>> No.19163419

>>19163013
I just want to sit out on the front porch in a swing with my pudgy, CC Basset Hound Kobold and hold each other and drink iced tea while watching the sunset over the mountains.
Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.19163432

>>19163271
>Lilim
>our own pocket dimension that’s just a giant island for the two of us

>> No.19163433 [SPOILER] 
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19163433

Men who commit the sin of abstinence get personally punished by the heavens.

>> No.19163439

>>19163433
What small and barren wings.

>> No.19163448

>>19163439
>Judging a girl by the size of her wings
So shallow. Her womb definitely won't be barren once she's done with you.

>> No.19163528

>>19163271
Tundranubis. I own a small lakeside property, so in the fall when the leaves turn red and the lake starts fogging in the morning we would canoe up there to camp for a few days. In early fall we could catch the end of the summer meteor showers, or later in the year we might see the northern lights at night. The place is remote enough that there's little to no light or noise pollution, so we would sit by the lake and just kinda take it all in. The water is usually still and lights right up on clear nights where the moon and stars are out. Cuddling in the old cabin there with owls and coyotes calling in the distance would be amazing.

>> No.19163778

Anal sex with your maid > vaginal sex with your wife.

>> No.19163813

>>19163778
>Not vaginal with your maid
>Not vaginal with your maid wife
Come on

>> No.19163815

>>19163778
>Having sex with anyone other than your wife.

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>>19160001
>>19159953
Wait wat. Where did you hear that? Neither his twitter nor vk says anything about quitting.

>> No.19163946

>>19163813
>>19163815
You know the only thing better than buttfucking your maid? Getting her pregnant before you get your wife pregnant.

>> No.19163950

The dammed little mice scout girls keep coming at my house and take all my money away every single fucking time

How do I stop them

>> No.19163972

>>19163950
When they walk up to your house, threaten them with your shotgun.

>> No.19163986

>>19163972
They'll be looking to get lots of buckshot from your hefty shotgun.

>> No.19164026

>>19161165
I'm gonna try to commission a full nelson Lich again and see if I can't have it be made this time.

>> No.19164097

Would butt plugs be considered daily wear for women in a monster girl society?

>> No.19164104

>>19164097
Surely not. Many of them don't even one butts.

>> No.19164119

>>19163950
Channel your inner pornstar and pull the reverse sausage pizza on them. Get all close and intimate, and tell them how sad it is that you don't have any money...but maybe you could find another way to pay?

>> No.19164143

>>19164097
Butt plugs would be a novelty item mostly used by married monster girls to please their husband.
Perverted magic users would however have magical tentacle buttplugs, vagina is a no go since they're preserving themselves for their future husband.

>> No.19164146

>>19163946
Imagine being seduced by your maid while she wears your wife's finest and sexiest dress.

>> No.19164156

>>19163950
I would go bankrupt buying up all the mice scouts' cheesy snacks.
Once you run out of money and are fully addicted to their treats they'll propose you to get a year's worth of snacks for merely helping them get their "Fertile rodent" badge.

>> No.19164167

>>19163946
>>19164146
What's the best lewd maid/pure wife duo?
Pear shaped Anubis maid and hourglass Pharaoh wife?

>> No.19164179

>>19164167
Lich wife and playful Wight maid.

>> No.19164198

>>19164179
>playful Wight maid.
Sounds like she decided to become a maid on a whim and stuck with it because it's fun.
Having such a powerful classy maid must come with a lot of responsibility.

>> No.19164220

>>19164198
The responsibility of not being able to residt her short skirt and having wild and lewd sex after having boring and kuu one with the lich.

>> No.19164232
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19164232

Hush now. All is well.

>> No.19164251

>>19163944
On one of the servers, at least it seems that way. I feel bad for the guy.
>>19164026
Good luck finding an artist, it's a great idea.

>> No.19164264

>>19164220
>Lich wife quietly uses you as a dickthrone while she studies at her desk
>Wight maid has the wildest sex with you everywhere in the house where she moans loudly and calls your name
Sounds like you married the wrong undead.

>> No.19164268

>>19164264
You don't know my Lich like I do, anon.

>> No.19164276

>>19164232
Would you be embarrassed if a Dragon kept commissioning dakis and art of you?

>>19164251
MGE artists seem to be overbooked for the most part, I'm having a hard time believing someone as talented as him couldn't make a decent living.

>> No.19164281

>>19164276
>embarrassed
I'd probably work out even more to be more hunky for her.

>> No.19164296

>>19164268
What's so great about some kuudere magic user who only cares about lewd stuff?
I bet she's the kind who locks herself in her room for weeks just to come out with a new potion that fulfills one of your fetish or something.

>> No.19164315

>>19164296
>What's so great about some kuudere magic user who only cares about lewd stuff?
Everything.

>> No.19164317

>>19164264
I wouldn't say so. After all I'd enjoy the company of her wight friend while helping out with the lich's experiments.

>> No.19164326

>>19164276
I wonder if my dragon would be embarrassed knowing that I commission and request stuff about her. I'd have to sell my soul to the devil though for a daki.

>> No.19164365

>>19164251
Server?

>> No.19164369

>>19164365
Discord servers.

>> No.19164409

>>19164315
>>19164317
>Being this much of a slut for Lichs
Enjoy all the weird magic fueled sex. I hope you don't mind drinking a modified greater strength potion that makes you want to piledrive her ass for hours.

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>>19164409
She'll soon come to regret making that potion as strong as it is, pun intended.

>> No.19164415

>>19164409
I'm not a slut for the lich though, I'm a slut for the maid. Even better once the lich is okay with our little affair and decides to experiment by using that potion on me so I could go at the maid for days non-stop.

>> No.19164418

I wonder how many girls would abuse work from home days if they got them.

>> No.19164429

>>19164369
Tbh sounds kinda doubtful since the guy doesn't browse discord himself

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19164441

Last image goes to peace, love and rock & roll.

>> No.19164451

>>19164429
He does though. Just search for him in there and you'll see him talking to peeps from time to time.

>> No.19164455

>>19164441
Is that an Oomukade or the moth equivalent of a Greenworm? Either way, I'd fug that bug.

>>19164418
Most of them, excepting Anubi and Tanukis. On a side note, how much work will be obsoleted by the introduction of various MGs, mamonobama and magic.

>> No.19164456

>>19164455
>Is that an Oomukade or the moth equivalent of a Greenworm?
How new are you if you don't know who Moth-Chan is?

>> No.19164470

>>19164456
Pretty new, I came here from Reddit on advice from /monster/. I heard you guys like traps, futanari, poor quality image dumps, netorare and sending hellhounds to animal control.

>> No.19164502

>>19164455
Well, a lot of medicine can be replaced with healing magic and transportation costs may be reduced depending on how much teleportation magic costs.

>> No.19164506

>>19164470
Seems about right.

>> No.19164515

>>19164470
Have you spoken with our good friends over at TFT?

>> No.19164519

>>19164470
>that last one
You cheeky fucker.
That's a pretty good way of handling the newfag accusations though.

>> No.19164528

>>19164515
No, for I hear they are disgusting vanillafaggots, the worst of whom is Bob, who only writes consensual handholding sex between man and woman in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>19164519
In penance for my shitposting, have a bug. https://twitter.com/regura/status/1003927435132350464

>> No.19164615

>>19163950
Send your non Mouse wife to the door instead.

>> No.19164630

What tricks would phantoms do if they were desperate for the d?
Pull of a re:creators and do Reality warping levels of play shenanigans?
Possess another monster?
Animated armour?

>> No.19164660

>>19164630
They'd go to the masquerade wearing the Masque of the Red Slut.

>> No.19164696

>>19164660
You think they play vtm with vampires?

>> No.19164705

>>19164696
Tabletop RPGs are for NEEEEEERDS and nerdbirds.

>> No.19164723

>>19164409
You say that like that isn't exactly what I want.

>> No.19164857

Hellhound with a PhD.

vs.

Lich with a BA.

>> No.19164864

>>19164857
Why do I feel like I'd be the one who loses?

>> No.19164877

>>19164864
>Hellhound, Pretty Hungry for Dick

>Lich, Bad Ass

You’re either getting raped hard (by Hellhound standards) or marrying a girl even Thanos can’t impress.

>> No.19164896

>>19164857
BBA CC Lich.

>> No.19164908

>>19164857
I’m going for an MSE. Who are my classmates?

>> No.19164918

Circuits would be a technical class for the Gremlin, but a philosophy class for the Automaton

>> No.19164929

>>19164470
>I heard you guys like traps, futanari, poor quality image dumps, netorare and sending hellhounds to animal control.
I thought /monster/ was full of vanillafags. You must be referring to /chaos/.

>> No.19164941

>>19164470
>sending hellhounds to animal control.
I feel like I'm missing something here.
I'm also feeling that due to the context, it's really fucking bad.

>> No.19164945

>>19164941
It's terrible anon, you really would be better off not knowing.

>> No.19164960

>>19164945
The problem is that I know I don't want to know.
But I also want to know so fucking badly.

>> No.19164962

>>19164918
Circuits is a good place to pick up Gremlins. They always overbook the class, so get there early and someone else will have to sit on your lap.

Don’t be afraid to flirt with her, either! Nothing encourages a Gremlin to reach new heights of brilliance than trying to impress a human.

>> No.19164964

>>19164945
Wasn’t that just a silly noncanon greentext about a Hellhound daughter getting euthanized? It’s not that bad, relatively speaking.

>> No.19164970

>>19164964
>monster daughter getting killed
>not that bad
MGU out.

>> No.19164977

>>19164970
It was totally out of character for the setting and the monster involved. It’d be like if someone wrote about a Lilim getting beheaded, or a Slime getting beaten up in an alley. How am I supposed to take that seriously?

>> No.19164981

>>19164970
Wisphounds sound cute! Their orange flames burn hotter than before with the blue passion they couldn’t satisfy in life!

>> No.19164986

>>19164977
Do not bully the lilim

>> No.19164987

>>19164977
Didn't someone write it in response to QS/KDF's hellhound greentext?

>> No.19165006

>>19164977
>slime getting beaten up in an alley
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cLNQvVfVPtU

>> No.19165011

>>19164977
>It’d be like if someone wrote about a Lilim getting beheaded
This sounds like something gregori would totally do. Kinda surprised if he hasn't already.

>> No.19165017

>>19164977
I kind of want to read it now just to see how badly they butchered and fucked up the whole setting.

>> No.19165026

>>19164987
I think he wrote it in response to hellhound's popularity in general.
KDF's hellhound greentext was a masterpiece.

>> No.19165027

Would you accept a sexual challenge from a monster girl? Depending on her species victory might be impossible.
>Baphomet challenges you to withstand her pussy for 30 seconds
>You cum twice during insertion alone

>> No.19165031

>>19164977
>a Lilim getting beheaded
A Lilim could still die in battle and considering how high the powerlevels would be in that fight, it's entirely possible the final blow had highly violent results.

>> No.19165038

>>19165031
I don’t think we have an undead lilim yet, and given the knightly position of Dullahans, that could actually work.
>Dullahan Lilim ruling over the undead army
>Even the most mighty of Lilim get cutely flustered when their heads fall off

>> No.19165039

>>19164977
>It’d be like if someone wrote about a Lilim getting beheaded
Losenis wrote one already, funnily enough.

>> No.19165040

>>19164987
>QS/KDF's hellhound greentext
Got a link to that or..?

>> No.19165044

>>19165027
If it's against a Cursed Sword.

>> No.19165050

>>19165027
>"ufufu is my pussy really that good or could it be that you're a quickshot, onii-chan?"
A Baphomet's tightness is formidable. I bet she'd use various sabbath made potions to keep you going and see how many times she could make you cum.

>> No.19165052

>>19165011
He kinda already has, but if memory serves the story is lost

>> No.19165063

>>19165040
Quicksilver_ on pastebin, hellhounds in the summer and winter are the ones you want. If memory serves me right he changed them to prose after.

>> No.19165066

>>19165040
https://pastebin.com/GAwcptsR

>> No.19165074

>>19165044
If she beats you then she'll stab and slash you repeatedly, what would you do to her if you win?

>>19165050
Smug loli goats are for repeatedly creampying until she feels too good to function anymore, however attempting to do that against such a mighty pussy is a dangerous endeavor.
>No Baphomet to heal you after your failed attempt to fuck the smug out of her

>> No.19165075

>>19165066
>tfw this was almost 3 years ago

>> No.19165088

>>19165075
And we still can’t get over it and let it die.

>> No.19165090

>>19165088
This one was really good though.

>> No.19165093

https://twitter.com/nanonebula/status/1003862185699782656

>> No.19165095

>>19152702
Oh looks its the WE WUZ GADZ dog.

>> No.19165143

>>19165074
>No Baphomet to heal you after your failed attempt to fuck the smug out of her
I've thought about this kind of thing a lot, her being teasing and almost encouraging going all out on her but it ends with her giving a gentle hug with some hair stroking after.
I love Baphomets more than I probably should.
>>19165088
There hasn't been a hellpup story that portrayed them that adorable since and it did get some art.

>> No.19165159

>>19165093
Nano's a madman for actually going through with that, so much going on in one picture but it's great.

>> No.19165169

>>19165093
Really neat. There's even a marshmellow cat.

>> No.19165180

>>19165093
>>19165159
What is the story behind this?

>> No.19165202

>>19165180
He was drawing a kitchen scene and asked for recommendations for girls during the sketch stage. Memes happened and it spiralled into that.

>> No.19165228

>>19163174
>A lot of languages don't differentiate between the letters B and V because of the phonetic similarity of their sounds
>B and V are right next to each other on QWERTY keyboards
DEEPEST LORE

>> No.19165314

>>19152702
>The Pharaoh is better off graped! The sun is too hot here!

>> No.19165361

Dick the daughteru!

>> No.19165375

>>19165361
no

>> No.19165378

>>19165375
yes!

>> No.19165403

>>19165378
No

>> No.19165422

>>19165361
all girls are somebodies daughter

>> No.19165437

>>19165422
In a strange case, my wife may not be.
Not quite sure how summoned spirits operate.

>> No.19165511

>>19165437
Are baphomets that create familiars considered mothers?

>> No.19165560

>>19165511
>older (than usual) Baphomet
>just keeps making familiars to have a family of her own
>that is until she met you
>now she doesn’t care if she has to go to a C cup, she’s going to have your children

>> No.19165562

>>19165511
Probably depends on if you consider it creation or relocation.

>> No.19165591

Loli monstergirls with tummies full of cummies!

>> No.19165599

>>19165560
Adorable, although I wonder if The sabbath has a "B-Cup Max' policy

>> No.19165604

>>19165599
Even A-Cup is pushing it for those shitty hags.

>> No.19165616

>>19165604
Because flat is best.

>> No.19165618

>>19165604
Show us where the bad goat touched you.

>> No.19165623

>>19165604
>>19165599
>Baphomets arguing over cupsizes, one advocating the inclusion of Bs while the other argues slippery slope

>> No.19165629

>>19165623
I want to dick the whole Council of Baphos.

>> No.19165642

>>19165618
My adopteru's self esteem.

>> No.19165657

>>19165629
Are you a bad enough dude to dick the council of ancient ev- imotous?

>> No.19165659

>>19165657
I'll be the strong, virile onii-san they deserve!

>> No.19165666

>>19165623
Personally, I don’t think B should be let in to the Sabbath. I prefer them as flat as a washboard, just like any other thinking men would.

>> No.19165680

>>19165659
Well, you better be ready for dick hungry imotous that want kids and want them now.

>>19165666
>Angry holst lolis

>> No.19165702

Im really sick, what monster or momster would make the best nurse?

>> No.19165749

>>19165702
Unicorn, Mindflayer, meido-types including Automa-nees, Sea Bishops and Mermaids for the blood potions, Liches for medical treatment and surgery, and High Orcs for cuddling and tribal remedies.

>> No.19165750

>>19165702
Nurse Uni is here.

>> No.19165753

>>19165702
Titania
Shog
Kikimora
Lich
Dark mage
Mad hatter
Kitsune
Shirohebi

>> No.19165771

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3149618

>> No.19165780

>>19165749
>>19165753
>Faithful kiki maid takes care of their sick master
>While he gets better she falls ill.
>Gets very flustered by the role reversal of her master caring for her
>says some very lewd and inappropriate things while delirious

>> No.19165785

>>19165702
Unagi-Joro who'll nurse you back to health with homecooked meals and gentle sex.

>> No.19165789

>>19165702
Sandworm

>> No.19165797

>>19165702
doromes and wurms will try their best

>> No.19165798

>>19165771
cute pajamas

>> No.19165807

>>19165702
Kunoichi

>> No.19165809

>>19165771
I wish I could like those faces because everything else is great.

>> No.19165810

>>19165039
https://pastebin.com/LaLFJLxu
[MERELY PRETENDING]

>> No.19165818

>>19165039
Stupid Argie fucker made writing about a Not!Daemon of Khorne impossible after that, too.

>> No.19165827

>>19165680
>holst lolis
I like that

>> No.19165831

I'd imagine that warlocks and necromancers in MGE would be a speed dating service.

>> No.19165832

>>19165797
Cuuute!

>> No.19165834

>>19165702
Trolls make the best everything

>> No.19165837

>>19165827
You should.
Still the same cute 'onii-chan!' calls plus huge breasts.

>> No.19165839

>>19165749
>High Orcs for cuddling and tribal remedies.
High Orc tribal remedies are mushroom condoms that burst during sex and fill you with vitality and energy.

>>19165789
>With low intelligence and a huge appetite for food and sex, they are dangerous predatory monsters.
How is she going to nurse you back to health? Big meals and big rape?

>> No.19165845

>>19165839
But do High Orcs know the riddle of steel.

>> No.19165858

>>19165818
>Khornette Lilim
He can't keep getting away with it

>> No.19165862

>>19165831
I think they'd also be rather harem prone what with all the summoning/ undead creating they do.

Speaking of Id like to see some more undead and demon/devil girls get added. Your flesh golems, Balors, pit devils,Hezrou, Mariliths are a easy lamia option, Morhgs, demi-lich etc.

>> No.19165870

>>19165797
Wurms would do everything that makes them feel better when they are down, which means candy, cuddling, and cartoons

>> No.19165884

>>19165702
>tfw no Troll momster who makes the best chicken noodle soup whenever you’re sick
>tfw no Ice Queen momster who makes you lay your head in your lap and uses her breasts as ice bags
>tfw no momster who loves you unconditionally

>> No.19165891

>>19165884
>Hey man you've felt boobs before right
>T-totally
>What were they like?
>U-uh like bags of uh...ice

>> No.19165894

>>19165884
You're too old for a momster to adopt you Anon.

>> No.19165904

>>19165894
Not to the thousand year old CC kitsune

>> No.19165913

>>19165904
Do thousand year old monsters treat men like little boys?

>> No.19165920

>>19165913
only until they make them into men

>> No.19165927

>>19165894
Stop it. I hate being reminded I’m about to turn 30 next year.

>> No.19165933

>>19165913
I could see elves doing that.

>> No.19165939

>>19165920
I see.
>>19165933
Well I certainly wouldn't want a busty, haughty elf to treat me like a child....hahaha no sir.

>> No.19165945

>>19165884
>big milfy tits on an Ice Queen momster
Now that’s kino right there.
>you can’t help but try and steal glances of that big blue boobage throughout the day
>she finally speaks up in a cold stern tone
>”What is wrong with you? Why don’t you just touch them already.”
>shyly try to back away, but she grabs your wrist and pulls your hand in to mash a well-overflowing handful
>”Honestly, Ive no idea why you didn’t do this sooner. I abhor coyness, you know this young man. I’ll have no more of these petty inhibitions. You will openly indulge yourself in my body when you see fit from this point forward. Do I make myself clear?”
>you respond by burying your head in for a motorboat as she glares down with her usual icy bitch face
>”Honestly, such a waste to not have done this sooner. My son will be no shy warmblood, not while I’m with him...”

>> No.19165948

>>19165927
But anon, your'e finally gonna get your wizard powers!

>> No.19165949

>>19162572
>Catching back up on thread
>Actually offering encouragement to that faggot

>> No.19165962

>>19165945
I love this. What do you call this personality? Like the “comes off as a cold and stern bitch but she’s actually being sincere in pleasing you”?

>> No.19165964

>>19165962
Kuudere.

>> No.19165971

>>19165962
Bitchy power bottom?

>> No.19165973

>>19165904
Do you think a CC Kitsune would have a complex about dating a human less than even an eighth her age?
>"I was a young girl when Japan was called "Wa". I saw the rise and fall of entire dynasties, the birth of a language and it's evolution, The Sengoku Era, the Tokugawa Shogunate's Sakoku, The rise of the Japanese Empire, the tragedies at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the occupation of Japan, the economic miracle and subsequent Bubble Economy, the Lost Decade and the rise of Japan's technology throughout it all. ...You were born in America 21 years ago. Shouldn't you be sleeping with a young woman your age and not an old hag like me?"

>> No.19165977

>>19165962
That sounds like a particularly kuu Tsundere.

>> No.19165980

>>19165973
absolutely which would make them getting flustered because of the fawning of a history major even cuter

>> No.19165983

>>19165962
It’s Kuu with a bit of Tsun sprinkled on.
>”C-c-can I suck your t-ti-“
>”Speak up, young man. You are royalty. Ask me to give you my bosom firmly, like you mean it! Again!”

>> No.19165997

>>19165983
>he’s only gently sucking her tit while nervously rubbing the other one
>she’s looking down at him with a dark shadow cast over her face’s upper half
>”...Pathetic.”

>> No.19166009

>>19165945
>>19165983
She seems like the type to want her hair pulled as she gets facefucked but everyone's too intimidated to try so she's molding her adopted son to fulfill her fetishes instead.
>"Unbelievable. I suppose I'll have to make it so my tits, don't look away when I say it! You have to stop being so nervous whenever the topic of my fat. Fucking. Titties. comes up. So I'm going to make it so they're as normal to you as anything else."
>h-how are y-
>"How else you stuttering fool? Sit down and pull down your pants, from now on I'm going to titfuck you every half hour until you can demand that I do it before I make you do it."

>> No.19166033

>>19165997
>despair but also an erection

>> No.19166059

>>19166009
>”I-I’m gonna cu-!”
>”Don’t tell me you’re going to cum, cum and cover my face alrea-“
>suddenly anon bursts all over her face and hair in a massive eruption
>she blinks and he swears the corner of her lips just slightly curls upwards as she wipes a sticky wad down on her finger
>”...Adequate, dear.”

>> No.19166110

>>19166059
What happens when you ambush her and try to see if she's weak to anal?

>> No.19166114

Is it just me, or has thread activity picked up dramatically in the past month? Not too long ago, we were lucky if we made it to 900 posts before being archived. Now, we regularly make it past 1000.

>> No.19166117

>>19166110
She'll let you have your fun but afterwards you're getting a spanking.

>> No.19166119

>>19166114
Summertime anon.

>> No.19166122

>>19166119
WHEN THE WEATHER IS FINE

>> No.19166134

>>19166114
It's been up but the OC has been somewhat down. Mostly due to retards chasing off writers and artists or mentioning places that gatekeep.

>> No.19166135

>>19166059
>Anon's Ice Queen Momster really wants him to be a conquering sexual tyrant who has her and her maids wrapped around his finger.
>He's just going through puberty surrounded by women with bodies that'd put pornstars to shame who his adopted mother wants him to fuck.
>His mother's always cold and dominant even though she wants him to dominate her.
>The Yuki-Onna head maid is a huge pervert who wants to see him writhe in pleasure while she calls him master and blows him.
>The Glacies maids all act like fucking him is the highest honor they can receive.
>His personal maids are a Chubby Yeti and a Shortstack Wendigo who his mother picked from the village she rules over.

>>19166110
She ahegaos and goes completely submissive because she thinks it's finally happening.

>> No.19166142

>>19166134
>chasing off writers and artists
Chase off who.

>> No.19166241

>>19166110
You just know she's weak to anal if her dream is to get dominated, she most likely never ever trained her ass because she wanted her first time to be as shocking and unbearable as possible.

>>19166135
>His mother's always cold and dominant even though she wants him to dominate her.
Is it a case of her not being able to properly convey her emotions or more of a means to an end?

>> No.19166249

https://worldcosplay.net/en/title/10787

>> No.19166286

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/190149149621092352/452960973708328962/fish.png

>> No.19166289

>>19166241
that'll make it especially embarrassing when she comes on insertion!

>> No.19166298

>>19166286
>mermaid spammer is from discord
figures

>> No.19166308

>>19166135
I wanna run wild on all of em!

>> No.19166312

>>19166289
>Ice Queen is always stoic and silent
>You put it in her ass for the first time
>She shrieks in pleasure and ahegaos
>A puddle of lewd juices quickly forms beneath her

>>19166308
Not the young Wendigo, you have to keep her pure!

>> No.19166324

>>19166142
Nobody that didn't deserve it.

>> No.19166327

>>19166241
>Is it a case of her not being able to properly convey her emotions or more of a means to an end?
The first one.

>> No.19166331

>>19166324
True.

>> No.19166337

>>19166286
Discordniggers need to purged, especially the mermaidspammer.

>> No.19166356

>>19166312
Fine, I’ll give her a nice steak to chew up outside my room while I have an orgy with all the others inside.

>> No.19166364

>>19166312
She's not young anon, she's a Shortstack and she wants to get fucked by the prince.

>> No.19166409

>>19166364
>Anon turns 25 with still no sign of a domineering streak in him
>One day, while practicing his ice sculpting, she grabs him and throws him into her coat for the first time ever
>”Where the hell am I?”
>”Think of this as backstage of reality. You don’t see what’s happening, and I’m going to help you.”
>She gives him the pep talk of a life time and explains everything.
>One minute earlier, they both fall out of her coat, ready to take on his mission.

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