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You man now fish the bride.

>>19138549
Meidos are olev!
Always wanted to try it

>>19138553
Gonna need source.

>>19138549
In the name of Poseidon, I will punish you

>>19138558
Shinkaigyo no Anko-san

>>19138558
I thought it was 12Beast given the harpy with headwings.
>>19138562
I guess I was wrong.

>>19138562
Danke danke.

. . . ?

Some monsters better be careful about who they rape
>big muscular oni rapes anon and makes him her new boytoy/husband
>everything is great until she realizes she isn't making sick gainz anymore
>in fact, she's making losses
>over the next few days, she starts losing muscle mass and getting shorter
>the only things getting bigger are her tits and ass
>it gets to the point she can't even force herself on anon anymore
>turns out anon was into shortstacks, and with her weaker yet more fertile body she'll be the one getting raped from now on

I want to dick the granddaughteru!

>>19138575
>Anon removes the cover and presses the button

>>19138568
>12Beast
But the art looked nothing like it.
>>19138575
Not gonna press it. That would be wrong.

Are manticores born adept with their tail?
Would they be clumsy with their first tailmilking?

>>19138575
*button mash*

>>19138575
I would furiously mash that button.

>>19138583
The harpy looks similar to me. But then again, I’m blind to art styles.

>>19138575
Sanity is for the weak.

>>19138575
What happens if I repeatedly press the button?

>>19138580
Are you implying that she wouldn't be strong enough to lift her husband over her head with one arm as a shortstack?
Just imagine a Shortstack Oni lifting you up and giving you a forcible blowjob.

>>19138596
You get swarmed by a bunch of CC Kitsune and Tanukis who shove their copious asses and mofu into your face to turn you into a mofuslut.

>>19138602
But I wanted lolis!

>>19138518
>I need a Weresheep to help me sleep better.
And then you wake up cursing yourself because half the days is gone, so you spend the other half snugglefucking your weresheep. There are worse ways to blow a day, I suppose.

>>19138602
Don’t forget the Ratas using the microphone hidden in their tail and the Bunyip tying everyone together with her tail

>>19138552
>ywn finally off yourself or otherwise die unceremoniously in any number of bullshit scenarios only to be discovered by a lich
>ywn have your body be painstakingly rebuilt
>ywn be resurrected
>ywn wake up in bed with her wrapping her bare skin about your torso, both of you covered by her cloak

Have I ever mentioned I have a thing for women wearing nothing but a cloak, shawl, robe, etc? Because I do

>>19138575
Does this button gve fluffy tails to species that dont have fluffy tails yet?
>Mofu button transforms Demons spadetail into long, blue fox tail and makes her a quad ear.

>>19138594
I need a yandere fox in my life.

>>19138615
I just want to cuddle a Lich.

>>19138615
But how would you know they've got nothing underneath?

A demon lawyer trying to rescue her long lost childhood friend who she hasn't seen in a decade from debt-slavery to a tanuki, armed only with her wits and intuitive knowledge of contract law.

>>19138614
Would you be able to survive all those lewd CCs grinding against you?
Would you be able to resist the urge to cum all over the tits of the ones who are assaulting your dick from every angle in a pile of shortstack titties?

>>19138617
>Turning spadetails into fluffy tails
Normally I'd be for this idea, but no. Can I at least still tease her sexually by touching it?

>>19138630
Anon, are you me?
Me and my demonfu would roleplay this at least once.

>>19138630
I'd prefer to gamble my way out.

>>19138629
They make abundantly clear to me.


In hindsight, I should probably be into Wendigos, but I guess I should blame the thread for turning them into a meme having nothing to do with the various fetishes they are supposed to represent.

>>19138638
You can blow her mind by brushing it and rubbing her new fox ears.

>>19138647
>Anon's childhood friend is afraid that he's going to lose and so joins in the gambling as well.
>The Tanuki is smug because she's about to have two debt slaves instead of one.
>By the end of the game, anon has his hands resting on both girls' heads as they take turns sucking his dick.

>>19138654
Guess it's time for some mahjong and children's card games.

>>19138656
Does he get nabbed by a Seagull Harpy?

>>19138657
Would you play cards with your childhood friend like you did when you were both kids while at the same time fucking the Tanuki in the ass beneath the table?
Imagine how smug the Demon would be when she tells her Co-wife that if she makes noises then she has to add more time on to her punishment.

>>19138575
>"ANON! WHAT DID YOU DO!?"

>>19138665
I can't concentrate on two things at once if one of them is fucking, comeo n now.

>>19138668

Loli Raijus at bathtime!

>>19138672
It's your punishment for losing the game, too. Make sure you don't lose twice or you won't be able to walk for a week.

>>19138649
>Letting anonymous faggots ruin a girl for you
Don’t be a bitch. Just love her already.

Does it matter if you sign a demon's contract in your blood or in ink?

Does it also count if you're tricked into signing it without reading it?

>>19138656
Stabby Stabby

http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

Updated to Bunyip now.

>>19138690
Oh god. I'm going to have to do this again. Fuck you. Thanks for the heads up

>>19138686
Well, why not. I've always been the sort of person to literally leave myself out in the cold until I either have some sort of meaningful experience, or I re-learn my appreciation for things like climate controlled interiors.

What I'm saying is I would be just the sort of person to puruse the fleeting image of a beautiful woman in a snowstorm just to shake up the monotony of regular life.

I'll check my Vol2 print copy once I get home to see how SS spiced things up like they usuy do.

>>19138698
You're tastes may have marginally changed! The boyim must make their preferences known!

>tfw this isn't a tanuki dating service data miner sending your preferences over so she can sell your data to girls interested in dating you

>>19138708
Post your best CCCCCCC pun.

>>19138597
Does she even need to lift you for that? Your dick is practically at face level already.

>your dragon catches you on MERED.com
what happens?

>>19138718
It's so she can bully you by showing off how strong she is and supporting all your weight while you cling to her for dear life and nut down her throat.

>>19138726
>Is that Veranessethanese? She's really fallen low, huh. Let's invite her for dinner, I want to rub it in her face
Now what we're going to be having for dinner is an interesting topic, see I've always liked spicy foods and Dragons have a very high tolerance to such things, but creatures that size require a lot of meat and my system isn't really built to subsist on nothing but spicy meat, although I suppose the Eskimo survive on nothing but blubber so maybe I could too, but putting some carrot and onion slices on a frying pan makes a huge difference in the quality of a meal if you ask me, and of course they would be cooked with vegetable oil to keep it light...

>>19138732
>bully not so strong after getting fucked up the ass

>>19138726
I can't afford that Dragon!

>>19138741
>implying dragon wives aren't sugar mamas for their husbands
Pretty sure once you marry a dragon, you share the hoard. Just don't spend a lot all at once, or she'll get mad.

>>19138737
Are you going to break out the fancy gold tableware, or because this is a condescending dinner are you just using the regular dishes?

>>19138752
Shiny tableware is not for using. We'll eat from the paper cups and plates with the plastic spoons and forks like every other night!

>>19138751
Light skins need not apply

>>19138759
I find it hard to imagine one dragon trying to rub her pride in another's face when she's the one living by such low standards

>>19138765
Oh my.

>>19138767
Scrooge McDuck would approve.

>>19138764
Is it bad that I'd instant loss vs any chocolate beauty?

>>19138765
I'm not clicking OK until I read this so you might as well take a seat

>>19138767
>ufufufu, you must be a very poor dragon to use tree sheets for your plates
>'Oh no! Anon showed me how it can be cheaper to use and replace paper than to keep polishing, scratching, filling, and remold in gold plates! We save over 100 credits per year now that we don't have to use more gold to fix the plates!"

>>19138775
Does that mean you would lose Undead Cemetery Survival on the Ghoul wave?

>>19138775
In MGE land losing the battle sets you up to win the war of life, so no. No it's not.

>>19138779
Foreplay? Kinky.

>>19138765
Give me the short of it ma'am. Are we becoming more private with our loving, or more public?

>>19138783
I want to be the priest in charge of these catacombs

>>19138783
>Phantom is the cameralady
It's just not fair

>>19138783
>Ghoul wave
>A horde of chocolate undead with a serious blowjob fetish descending on an anon with a fetish for brown skinned doms.
They'd make him cum like a firehose.

>>19138788
Yes.

>>19138792
Ouch

>>19138791
She's just the one taking the promo photo anon.
She's going to deliver it to you and then trap you in her newest script.
Poor Little Human Boy: Gangbang in the Crypt.
You're free to run all you want, but the girls will catch you in the end.

>>19138783
When does the expansion comes out? The one that will add the Ochimusha, Jiangshi and more?

>>19138783
>Each night there's a small chance that a dashing Dhampir will rescue you from the other Monsters.

>>19138802
Or at least there would be if her mom stopped grounding her.

>>19138809
>Damphir, hero of the night! Saving cute boys and defeating monsters!
>But only if her mom lets her!

>>19138797
might as well kneel before the monster mash and accept the graveyard smash

>>19138747
>you share the hoard
*You are part of the hoard.

>>19138783
I hope I can hold out until the dragon zombie part. They're in the top 3 of monsters to be cornered by.

>>19138842
>watch your dragon wife build from scratch an elaborately ornate throne with various precious metals and jewels
>it looks like it'd cost a small country just to buy it
>she puts a plaque reading "My most prized treasure," at the top, then picks you up and sets you down in it
>she sits their and marvels at the sight, not because of how beautiful the throne is but how it accentuates all of her favorite things about you

>>19138854
Dumb romantic lizard.

>>19138854
I'd be burying my face to hide my furious blushing. I'd be way too embarrassed of being put on a literal pedestal like that because I know I could never live up to what she thinks I am.

>>19138854
Dying of embarrassment is something I do not need to experience.

>>19138884
It's pretty simple, Anon. Just be yourself

How is your wife's podcast coming along?

>>19138916
>Tremble, brief mortal, and despair! Doom has come to your listening device of choice!
It has its fans I suppose.

>>19138916
She doesn't have one of those anon. If she did it would probably be pretty nice though, all she'd do is geek out about science nerd things or talk about neat bondage gear and latex outfits.

>>19138947
Is it weird I knew it was you BEFORE I read the word bondage?

>>19138960
I mean, I've said my waifu is a science nerd plenty of times before anon.

>>19138846
You're gonna get kabedon'd by a great big Zombie Dragon against a Mausoleum, while she drools and breathes heavily.

>>19138916
She doesn't have anything like that, but my daughter has a YouTube channel where she posts all her music covers and cosplay videos!

It's alright to send a message on dis to an artist if they haven't responded to your commission after a week, right?
I don't want to come off as rude

>>19138575

>>19138984
Do they have other contact information? You can try that.

>>19139035
They had their discord as one of contact information, but when I try to use it it doesn't work.
I've also commission them before and it took a week then before they responded with a sketch and all. So I don't know if I should just keep waiting.

>>19138594
I feel the mofu overtaking me

ded

>>19139177
Would you like tentacles?

I'll take one gorgeous, extremely clingy, jealous lamia that's so in love with me that she's obsessed with me and everything I do. Oh! And can I get that as an overnighted delivery please? Thanks!!!

>>19139187
You know calling the Chinese restaurant that your girlfriend works at and placing an order like this is a little silly.

>>19139177
Must be chilly out.

>>19139210
It's so hot out I don't know if I want to go to the beach or if I want to hide indoors all day.

>>19139217
Be a man.

>>19139223
Do you mean I should go to the beach then?

>>19139217
It's so hot even the Lich doesn't want to do experiments

>>19139227
How will she ever study Venus or Mercury then?

>>19139226
No, only shitty metrosexuals go to the beach. Stay indoors, but stop bitching about the heat.

>>19139233
>only shitty metrosexuals go to the beach
But there's water there. You can swim in it and meet fish and such.

>>19139241
You can also get sand in your asshole, a sunburn bad enough to melt the flesh off you, and take out a fucking mortgage for a parking space.

>>19139241

>>19139241
Ah! Slimy!

>>19139245
How can seaweed be this smug?

>>19139226
>succubus with an eyepatch
wtf take me already

>>19139243
>sand in your asshole
No sand, only gravel and grass.
>sunburn
I've NEVER been burnt by the gross incandescence.
>parking space
I can just walk.

>>19139249
She has the power to sway opinion.

>>19139252
Then you, my friend, have never been to the fucking beach. I've lived here in West Palm Beach, about 15 minutes from the beach, for about 20 years now, and let me tell you there is a reason that life evolved away from the sea. It's a shitty tourist trap. Also the fish you want to meet, they bite. No mamono mana to make that feel better here.

>>19139260
>there is a reason that life evolved away from the sea
Life originates IN the sea you dumb-dumb.

>>19139263
I didn't fucking say that it didn't. Life also evolved to get away from it.

>>19139266
You seem upset. Did a fish bite your dick once?

>>19139270
Thankfully no, I might've lost a big chunk of it. I still have scars on my legs, and I tell people they were from a shark, but it was just a regular fish.

So whats the weirdest thing you've heard?

>>19139226
We need more sexy girls with eye-patches.

Mamono #: MGC-071

Threat level: Beta

Lockup procedure: Subject is to be stored in the standard secure lamia containment cell at site-03. All personnel that enter the cell are to wear blindfolds when entering for cleanup/feeding. Female personnel are to be used after an incident in where she attacked a male handler for the purposes of reproduction. In case of a violent outburst, the cell is equipped with sprinklers that hang above the cell that will administer -2 degrees celsius water in order to pacify the target.

Description: MGC-071 is a Lamia subspecies that generally prefers to lair in abandoned human structures, although caves will work if there are no such structures or if said structures are already occupied by another species. Unlike most of her cousin species however, this species has snakes has a replacement for hair. The snakes do generally follow the mood of the host and may betray the true feelings of said host, meaning that if she falsely acting amicable, the snakes will be hissing at the hostile. Her true anomalous nature starts to appear whenever someone has direct eye contact with her. When eye contact is established, subjects will feel like as if their body has been ‘petrified’, becoming MGC-071-a. MGC-071-a while petrified do not feel hunger, pain or sleepiness during this phase has well has having their wounds heal, at the cost of being aware of everything. Fortunately prettification can be cured either by the subject herself or by acquiring medications in where it can cancel this effect. Because of this, any task force having to deal with this subject must wear a blindfold or a scrambler headset if they are to engage the subject or otherwise suffer the effect.

>>19139284
Either that an indivisual Bee only make a teaspoon amount of honey in its lifetime
Or that guy in the thread a few years back who's cousin beat a lizard to death with a crowbar

>>19139291
I think the folks over in >>>/tg/60038019 might appreciate this a bit more, why not go post it over there instead of here?

>>19139291
What a silly premise.
ONII-CHAN

>>19139284
Well there was that one guy that admitted to liking beastiality, and someone said something about how anything he'd fuck would turn into a girl afterward thanks to mamano mana.

>>19139284
The human eye only recognizes a very small field in color (something like 40 degrees?) and the brain fills in the other colors. The optical nerve shows everything upside down and the brain has to turn it right-side up again. And of course the left side of the brain processes images seen on the right and the right side processes images seen on the left.

>>19139284
Someone said the portals are not opening, can you believe him?

>"So...what we buildin' today?"

>>19139392
Titans, my Most Beneficent One.

>>19139392
She reminds me of that mechanic in that one mech show

>>19139392
Something to contain those tits of yours becuase my jesus

>>19139410
She could wear a leather apron.

>>19139392
I wish i could see that meaty butt

>>19139392
A daughteru.

>>19139392
That is one thick gremlin

>>19139392
A baby.
Together

>>19139392
A weapon to surpass metal gear

>>19139392
another house, since you destroyed the last two

>>19139559
What did she make then?

>>19139559
Seems like you need to make some gremlin proof house, anon.

>>19139600
Nothing gets Gremlin-chan wetter than the Atlas

>>19139600
first time, a photon cannon to get back at that one dragon that bullied her as a kid.

second time... I don't really remember. It involved a mindflayer for some reason though

>>19139608
>Big, beefy automaton with huge guns and a skull mask

She’d have a gaggle of gremlins following her around

All monsters can be improved with shark teeth.

>tfw I dislike the MGE version of one of my favorite species
I hate that KC said he doesn't like to remake old profiles

>>19139720
>Lich has found her next experiment
>Add shark teeth to monster girls (and herself) and see the results.

>>19139392
Her cleavage is probably great for storing tools!

>>19139731
Which profile is it?

>>19139741
Youko/Inari, kitsunes in general

>>19139720
Are you sure?

>>19139749
Oh I feel you there, Youkos and Inaris do nothing for me. Kitsune-tsuki and Kitsune-bi are nice though.

>>19139761
>he doesn't want to 69 a kitty's heavenly sharkteethmouthpussy while huffing her fluff
Anon pls.

>>19139768
>Kitsune-tsuki and Kitsune-bi
They're like, a fake version. I don't really like any of the four named.

>>19139780
I just go with foxes and fox ghost.

>>19139749
What do you have against MGE Youko/Inaris?

>>19139773
What if she sneezes? Manmonobanana can't fix the mental scars of having your schlong bitten off.

>>19139786
Their official profile art to begin with

>>19139794
Claws and teeth have properties similar to demon silver, letting her bite as much as she wants.

>>19139797
Well if you're interested, KC has done art of them elsewhere with a more updated design.

Still, neither inari or youko seem far enough back in the "old" style to really have any need for a remake, not when girls like mimic don't have one.

>>19139816
That wouldn't even be needed, since during sexual activity a monster's mana acts automatically to protect the man from any serious damage by blocking/shielding when needed. Its an important reflex that keeps the girl from successfully inadvertently goring, impaling or eviscerating while getting passionate.

In other words, if she sneezed while giving a blowjob her mana would act to cushion the bite enough to keep her from doing much if any harm.

>>19139904
A reminder too that monsters don't even have to use up time calling out such a mana shield. The energy is always available because monsters live constantly emitting substantial amounts of mana from every part of their body. The constant energy loss is one reason they are so hungry for sources that can quickly refuel them.

>>19139392
>see your gremlin building Gundam models in her work room
>ask her jokingly why she isn't just building real, working Gundam
>suddenly her eyes widen like she just received some huge epiphany
It shouldn't surprise you that the cockpit requires her to sit in your lap to pilot it

>>19138984
So it turns out that he'd seen it but just hadn't started. Guess I'll just wait around then.

>>19138984
I waited three weeks for mine and it turned out they were just busy and couldn't check their emails. After that I got my piece done in four days.

>>19139738
Those girls better pick up a bitejob obsession by the time the Lich is done.

>>19139996
I mean, on one hand, any kind of social faux pa is horrifying to me, but on the other, it's not much effort to send a confirmation email.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4262691

>>19140172
What’s the white part supposed to be?

>>19140172
>1 tailed kitsune
No thanks. I only date older kitsunes with 9 tails and on rare occasions 8 tails

>>19140207
You’re either getting antique goods or used goods with that strategy

>>19140204
>white part
?

>>19140207
You better watch out anon, they might trick you into thinking they are old. Make sure to ask for their ID.

>>19140215
That white outline against the black background on the left of the image

>>19140219
The steam? Open it in a new tab

>>19140214
I'm fine with that

>>19140217
>Young fox who just has 1 tail
>Still hasn't developed her magical abilities yet
>Tries to woo you by secretly tying 8 fake tails to her real one
>Applies make up to make herself seem older
>Her attempt at this is mediocre at best and is easily noticeable

>>19140214
But antique goods are great.
Also you left out “unhinged.”

>>19140239
There is that too, but you can easily discover her true identity by rubbing those tails. A mofu lover knows the difference between fake and real.

>>19139694
>first time, a photon cannon to get back at that one dragon that bullied her as a kid.
Silly Gremlin, photons don't have mass!

>>19138575
>when your drawing skills are so shit you have to resort to drawing simple geometrical figures on white background

>>19140281
>Daughteru Gremlin run over to you with laser pointers taped to her arms
>”Look Daddy! Photon cannons! They’re specifically designed to point all of the light particles in the same direction for maximum intensity!”
>”Evildoers beware! Pew! Pew! Pew!”

>>19140340
AGH MY EYES MY EYES
I'm just pretending to teach her a lesson

>>19140287
Are you trolling right now?

>>19140346
>Daddy look!
>I took an electric toothbrush and...
How do you handle this one?

>>19140360
And what? I'd praise her for her enthusiasm about oral hygiene!

>>19140351
If you have to ask, you're still a novice.

>>19140360
I want to fondle Gremmy-chan's cunny!

>>19140351
A cheshire cat wouldn't even need to ask. They're born master trolls and shitposters. They can recognize bait a mile away. It's in their blood

>>19140360
Talk to your mother.

>>19138854
If im a treasure how much am i worth in monetary value?

>>19140360
That’s awesome! I’m glad she’s taking an interest!
https://makezine.com/2007/12/19/how-to-make-a-bristlebot/

>>19140437
>Dragon pouts at you and crosses her arms
>”Don’t you know it’s rude to ask for the price of something. It’s even worse when it’s a person! You’re not just some baseball card I can put a price on!

>>19138791
That image was made before the Phantom profile.

Feel like trying your luck?

>>19140215
BETA in the hotspring.

>>19140543
I'm very lucky, so sure. I'd try playing a game of wonderland poker with a wock.

Do you guys smoke or drink? Does your monster waifu smoke or drink?

>>19140579
I will drink, but I don't do so actively or go out of my way to. It's an option.
Wife's much the same, though she might smoke whatever the fuck demon realm shit they've got on occasion as well.

>>19140579
Do not trust this fox

>>19140579
>Do you guys smoke
Fuck no.
>or drink?
Only rarely and never to the point of drunkenness.

It's too bad really, those long opium pipes are sex, but I couldn't handle any kind of smoking in or near the house excepting some type of demon realm plant that doesn't stain, smell like shit or kill you when burned. I also don't like heavy drinkers in general, which is why I can't get behind wine goats despite them otherwise being good girls.

>>19140579
no and no

>>19140579
I don't smoke and only drink in parties, though when I do it I do it hard. Thank god it takes a bit for me to get tipsy.

>>19140600
She's only a two tail fox, she can't be that bad.

The work week is almost over anon! How is the writing/drawing/commissioning going?

>>19140600
Can I brush her without trusting her? Poor thing needs it.

>>19140579
>smoke
Used to, but managed to quit

>drink
Sometimes, but I’m one fucking lightweight and will sleep after like 4 beers or something

I won’t mind my waifu doing so. I don’t find them particularly disgusting or anything

>>19140579
>Ragged look
>Beer cans and cig buds everywhere
>Expressionless face
>Ears and tails drooping
>Overall dirty look

I'm willing to bet that her boyfriend dumped her for being trashy.

>>19140557
>The Beta hotspring
>THE ALPHA ONSEN

>>19140579
No and No.

All eyes on you.

>>19140579
YES
YES
YES

>>19140579
I love drinking but for a number of reasons I'll never smoke.
While I don't have a waifu exactly I can imagine a lot of my preferred girls liking a casual drink and two of them are heavy drinkers.
>>19140633
Got a sketch back for a Wight commission, waiting on the artist to get back about the rest of it.

>>19140579
Closest i come to smoking is those non tobacco shisha pen things

>>19140633
I just paid for a rather large commission that I'm feeling pretty good about. Otherwise I've got another smaller patreon commission coming and another commission that may or may not happen depending on if the artist decides to stay dead or not.

>>19140633
One comm in progress and another one in the wait list. Might get another in two weeks too.

>>19140633
I might try writing again, and I just contacted an artist for another commission.

>>19140633
It actually happened for once. If I keep this up, I might polish of one small piece and one really fucking large one by the end of next week.

>>19140579
>smoke
No
>drink
Not often and not primarily for getting drunk
>Does your monster waifu smoke or drink?
She would have similar habits if she was old enough

>>19140633
Getting my shit together and writing that book

>>19140696
You keep mentioning that, but I' rather you just do another roulette.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS

>>19140713
The fuck you want?

>>19140713
>You called?

>>19140719
How many wheels have you taken?

>>19140543
I am indeed blessed with misfortune.
>>19140579
No to all.

>>19140681
>and another commission that may or may not happen depending on if the artist decides to stay dead or not.
I know that feeling, at least it sounds like you have some nice stuff on the way anyway.

>>19140589
These kinky Elves will be the end of me.

Thighs.

>>19140763
Nice

>>19140763
Ryu with shark teeth

Remember that some monsters don't mind poor table manners

>>19140763
One of the best parts of a girl's body.

>>19140793
(Un?)fortunately, my wife is not one of those.

>>19140793
>Okami: Director's Cut HD Final Mix Definitive Edition

>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series

>>19140788
http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Ryu63.jpg

>>19140793
Amy's looking a bit young there
>>19140805
SOON

>>19140809
This is not what I posted though

>>19140811
Eternal youth is kinda expected for her.

>>19140796
And still criminally underappreciated. Why does the attention of so many men end at the ass?

>>19140494
Are you not telling me because I'm not worth anything?

>Do you want me to satisfy you with my... answers?

>>19140763
I bet she curses you if you fall asleep at work.

>>19140859
Even if I fall asleep on her legs?

>>19140858
Yes. Why am I still alive?

>>19140871
Well, maybe she'll make an exception just this once. It's her job to make sure you're well rested so that you can do optimal work.

>>19140848
Cute Sylph

>>19140883
To suffer. Next!

>>19140858
Why do you speak russian?

>>19139007
>NOOOOOO! YOU'RE MY BLOOD BAG! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T!?
>DON'T YOU LIKE MY LAP PILLOW!?
"B-BUT IT'S SO SOOOOOOOOOFT AND FLUFFFYYYYYYYY!"

>>19140910
Remove ntr!

>>19140858
I saw that one video of a Russian anime convention with monster girls in the skit, do Russians like monster girls as well?

>>19140926
Some of the art posted here are from Russians so yes. That Ivy-tentacle for example.

>>19140921
NTR would be something like the dirtiest, fattest, most faceless motherfucker impregnating her in front of her man

>>19140926
The russian fanbase is kinda huge. They mostly congregate on VK which is like a Russian version of facebook.

>>19140921
He probably just fell and got himself tangled up in all that mofu.

>>19140589
If the Dark Elf is the gentle femdom Momster, this is the rough femdom Auntster.

>>19140910
There's also that one time a Wight teaching him how to dance and she has to watch the whole thing from afar.

>>19140955
How does one have a Dark Elf momster and a High Elf auntster?

>>19139007
>Vamp: "We're going home! Let go already"
>Dude: "I don't want to! I live here!"
kek

>>19140921
She wouldn't have to worry about it if she just treasured him more. Spoil him like a favorite butler!

>>19140969
Shut up and lick, brat.

>>19140969
The best reason for any siblings from a different species would be Echidna mom

>>19140969
Echidna womb gacha shenanigans or monsterization.

>>19141007
>lil’ adventurer orphan Anon wanders into a cave
>it’s actually an Echidna Dungeon
>the very first monster is the Dark Elf, who absolutely smothers him in kisses and ‘how adorable!!!!’s
>takes his hand and walks him to the next area where her high Elf sister is
>she scoffs but let’s them pass
>Anon is led on a guided hand held tour of the elaborate dungeon, meeting all kinds of cool monsters and traps along the way
>finally meets the big nice green snake lady, who got word ahead and baked cookies for him
Comfy.

>>19140969
Pharoah dark elf AND a high elf
How did it end up like this?

>>19141020
>she leads him into the Minotaur labyrinth
>”Oy sis. Fresh meat?”
>”Anon, this is Atelos. She’s a Minotaur!”
>Anon looks up starry eyed
>”Whoooooa! She’s big!”
>Minotaur has a huge grin as she flexes as hard as she can
>”Heh! Think so, kid? I’m the strongest there is! Anyone gives you trouble, you just call for Atey-san!”
Where to next?

>>19141036
The bottom of that so-called bottomless pit.

>>19140942
Nah anon. Touching a fox's fluff is really sexual, just look at her face.

>tfw you will never get your momster to put on her old gyaru outfit for you
>she'll never get so caught up in the nostalgia that she fucks you then and there

>>19141072
I want to find my former gyaru momster's old porn films and let her catch me masturbating to her!

>>19141055
>Anon and Dark Elf take the hidden elevator all the way down to the bottom of the ‘bottomless’ pit
>near the bottom, he notices several layers of firm, strong spiderwebs spanning the whole area, presumably to catch anyone who falls down safely
>they step out and are greeted by an Arachne with a warm smile yet disheveled hair and dark circles under her eyes
>”Aaahh... I-I wasn’t expecting company. I was just sewing something...”
>Anon tilts his head curiously
>”What were you sewing?”
>She gives a creepy giggle and pulls out an outfit, a flashy pink looking magical girl outfit
>”Eeheheheh... it’s from my favorite show...”
>Anon is confused, but smiles and says it looks nice

>”Anon look! The carnival’s in town! Wanna take a ride in th Tunnel of Love?”
Well?

>>19141072
Its so strange, this would look super hot as a regular dark skinned human but the addition of elf ears just makes it even hotter.

>>19141077
>"Wouldn't you, like, rather have the real thing, stud?"

>>19141077
Hey, you might even see your first dad in one of those.

>>19141072
Look at the size of those udders, she's more holst than elf.

Anyone have a good neumonic to remember the difference between Inari and Youko?

>>19141088
>first dad

>>19141078
Little anon but probably wants to see her in it

>>19141098
>Heterochromia
>Cat silouette
>Star
>Heart
The fuck is going on with her eyes?

>>19141098
It's a gyaru that records porn sessions. What did you expect?

>>19138690
It took 1,004 battles and I can only imagine how different this would look if I tried again, since so often I had to refrain from clicking "tie." But as of this run these are my top 50 MGE girls:

1 Succubus
2 Mantis
3 Lilim (Druella, or certain far art versions)
4 Kraken
5 Lamia
6 Kunoichi
7 Girtablilu
8 Griffon
9 Kejourou
10 Hakutaku
11 Echidna
12 Oomukade (large breasted Butter T version)
13 Apophis
14 Demon
15 Dark Mage
16 Wyvern
17 Sandworm
18 Salamander
19 Dragon
20 Manticore
21 Titania
22 Shirohebi
23 Scylla
24 Wight
25 Alraune
26 Pharaoh
27 Apsara
28 Jabberwock
29 Gandharva
30 Vampire
31 Unagi Joro
32 Sea Bishop
33 Ryu
34 Red Slime
35 Mershark
36 Undine (only if curvier than the profile art)
37 Kamaitachi
38 Lizardman
39 Holstaur
40 Inari
41 Liliraune
42 Flow Kelp
43 Bunyip
44 Dark Slime
45 Cursed Sword
46 Arachne
47 Basilisk
48 Chimaera
49 Cupid
50 Dark Matter (only if she looks like/is Saphirette)

It doesn't help the accuracy either in that when it came to picking between favorites I resorted to asking myself "is there anything I don't like" rather than being able to figure out if I like one more than the other.

For instance manticore would probably rank higher, but since I find her paw hands just a bit of a turnoff she ended up losing a number of battles. Some girls also ended up getting voted for at times not necessarily because I found them sexier but because I found them cooler than another that was equally sexy.

>>19141091
Chinese gown, your in youko town!
Dress from nippon? Its an an inari your hitting on!

>>19140579
I don’t smoke anymore and I drink all the time, but never to the point of drunkenness. My waifu and I would share drinks and get hammered at parties while forcing our daughteru to drive us home while we make out in the backseat.

I still smoke weed to take the edge off, but I think my waifu would either tell me to quit or move somewhere where it’s legal.

>>19141147
Holy fuck nobody cares.

>>19141150
Not all nip foxes are so elegant.

>http://www.staugustine.com/news/20180531/hunters-with-shotguns-to-go-after-pythons-in-everglades-national-park

>>19141155
Not really expecting you to, but figured posting some thoughts would be more interesting than just posting the usual list that people make from the sorter.

>>19141080
You know, you can stop using excuses to get me into your tunnel of love. Just ask, or jump in my lap or something.

>>19141167

>>19141166
See, this is the kind of fox that would take my resistance to unreal levels by trying to resist her.

>>19141180
Take your blogposting somewhere else you fucking faggot.

>>19141080
“Stop calling your vagina weird names. If you wanna fuck until I put a bun in your oven, then just say so.”

>>19141127
You can record porn sessions with your husband.

>>19141166
That's a chink boat. Nothing Japanese about it, spammer.

>>19141167
>INB4 REEEEEEing by animal rights activists even though the python is an invasive species

>>19141078
I wouldn’t mind getting caught by that Arachne. Only to find out we have the same taste in anime and she already has a costume of the bad guy (in my size for some reason) made and we have awesome cosplay sex in her web which devolves into both of us trying to get her pregnant as fast as possible so that her mother will get off her back and stop hounding her for grandchildren already.

>>19141191
I just saw the link to the sorter posted for the first time in ages, recalled some fun posts from the past when it was posted here, and decided to contribute. Apologies that this is apparently now frowned upon.

>>19141200
>chink boat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_aircraft_carrier_Akagi

>>19141167
I have to wonder how effective this is if a year of work only managed to kill about a hundred of the pythons. I'd presume the population must be much larger if they are actually reducing the numbers of other animals as much as is claimed (given any one python may only eat once every few weeks).

>>19141221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azur_Lane

>>19141147
>>19141219
It isn’t frowned upon. I like your top ten (a little upset Echidna was 11 though). But just because one person gives you shit in these threads doesn’t mean it’s not welcome here.

>>19141198
It would suck for anon then. They would need to have a mom and son talk.

>>19141232
You dare question her YAMATO DAMASHII?

>>19141238
No. Everything posted here must be in line with my standards and my thoughts. Fuck off if you don’t agree, there’s always the futa /d/ thread, TFT, cripplechan and discord for you fags.

>>19141232
No one fucking cares, faggot.

>>19141150
Wait. What about Korean foxes? I need to know before she's going for my liver.

>>19141238
No worries, figured as much.

Echidna is one of those toss ups, she could easily rank higher.

>19141251
Okay, serious question.
Do you post Chinese boats here because it gets deleted in the Kancolle thread and doesn't have a thread of its.own due to being a Chinese video game?

>>19138690
Thanks for posting that anon, I meant to do that when I updated it the other week.

>>19141274
Mofu is mofu, regardless of where it comes from.

One of those WIPs from earlier is already done.
New wife pictures are really nice.

>Get these damn things off me!

>>19141167
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day,
Our hallowed snake skull cracking-Day.
We'll break their backs,
Gouge out their eyes,
Their evil hearts
We'll pulverize.
Oh, Whacking Day, Oh, Whacking Day,
May God bestow His Grace on thee.

Amazon position or reverse mating press?

>>19141336
DELETE THIS

>>19141344
Reverse mating press any day.

>>19141344
Whichever one gets her pregnant quicker

>>19140579
only smoke cigars once a month or so with a friend during a hangout but i don't drink

>>19141344
Anal mating press

>>19141344
What about a normal mating press?

>>/jp/thread/S18978020#p18978900
Don't forget about the new law that went into effect recently.
You're going to knock up your maid and you're going to like it.

>>19141344
Both are meh.

>>19141344
Cowgirl while we’re staring into each other’s eyes and telling each other how much they mean to us.

How do you deal with your daughteru(s) throwing a temper tantrum?

>19141400

>>19141400
Gently grope and molest her until she calms down!

>>19141400
Spankings.

>Z-ton mean Anubis sleeping rape doujin
>it's a machine translation
You win some, you lose some I guess.

I need headcanon about vampires right now! no matter how silly/dark it is!

>>19141375
I can just refuse.

>>19141440
>Z-ton

>>19141448
>Vampires often give bitejobs to get both semen and blood at the same time

>>19141448
Vampires have (selectively) analgesic spit, so they can make their bites as painful or painless as they want by licking your neck. This also makes for long blowjobs and subsequent fuck sessions when desired.

>>19141440
Could be worse, could be cgrascal. Just checked the first page though and the machine translation is awful but at least it's understandable.
>>19141461
It's actually pretty okay in this case. One guy fucking a haughty anubis in her sleep.

>>19141448
Vampire sibling rivalry is fierce. The smallest gets bullied all the time

>>19141461
He's very good at drawing and this one only has very light NTR elements.

I mean, if Dr. P. ever wrote a story about a pear-shaped Anubis I'd fucking die of joy, but that's not happening.

>>19141448
I always had this headcannon about bloodsucking that the vamp and her human prey only feel pleasure when the vampire finds human attractive, thus unconsciously injecting him with mamono mana. Otherwise it would be just like plain bloodsucking. So one day vampire finds a prey and suck blood out of him only to feel pleasure from it and gets bewildered, but that’s because she took a liking to him unconsciously but she’s too stubborn to acknowledge that and make him her ‘servant’, because ‘his blood makes her feel good, for some reason’

>>19141460
Look anon, you can inseminate the Kikimora who loves you very much, or you can go to a coed prison and be rape bait for 18 months.

>>19141448
Sellers of dank garlic are highly sought after by vampire communities.

>>19141500
She's just a maid.

>>19141491
>Any amount of ntr
>Good
Eat shit and die, please.

>>19141503

>>19141491
Eat shit, Bollocks.

>>19141514
>I have a list in my hand of 205 posts known to be by Bollocks

>>19141506
It's not good, but I can ignore it.

>>19141491
Poor choice of wording but I agree.
>>19141506
>>19141514
It's not really ntr, it's more that she wakes up in a daze and starts sucking his cock thinking he's the Pharaoh who's been dead for god knows how long. She's used goods but it's not ntr in any way.

>>19141519
>Used goods
>Light ntr elements
Nah, go away.

>>19141519
>girl is in love with someone else and thinks she's fucking him
>not ntr in any way
It might be her getting NTR'd here, but someone sure is.

>>19141519
>She's actively being dicked by one guy
>Dreams of it being another guy
Your people in >>>/trash/ are calling.

>>19141517
There's no really any other nog still here who advocates or threatens people with NTR

>>19141531
Reminder that Wisps are guaranteed to have never taken another cock before you.

>>19141556
I want an Anubis Wisp now.

>>19141531
Its impossible to be NTRd if you are always alone.

I guess some humangirls WANT to be monsterized.

>>19141564
But monster girls won't let you be alone.

>>19141573
That is a helluva top

I need a familiar to make it through this shift

>>19141573
There are snek cults in MGE. Turning into a Lamia is one of the cultists's goals.

>>19141603
All we have is Witch

I dont think I could handle living in a mge city Id want to take in every downtrodden homeless mg i find.
>zombie that cant catch anyone because she was raised with no legs
>mangy kobold abandoned by her family
>hobgoblin street kid with no good role models

Id need to open a shelter or something

Is this the Queen of Hearts?

>>19141461
Ochis are scary.

>>19141704
I want a skeleton hand handjob from my Ochi every night before bed.

>>19141696
Oh great. Another "I want to be like the slowpoke guy" poster. Let's see how long this one will last before people get tier of his shit.

>>19141696
Doubtful. The eye-motif is a symbol of Drew

>>19141620
I’ll take it

>>19141712
I want a Ochimusha with a large chest and a Kunoichi with a large rear to cuddle with every night.

>>19141713
How many of those have he had?

>>19141729
I think 5. Though I could be wrong.

>>19141147
How tasteless do you have to be to have succubus as number one?

>>19141750
Most the recent ones as the same guy.

>>19141729
>fake slowpoke guy
>Mimic guy
>Happy london morning
>Some guy that tried to revive sakura fish with a sahugin
>The "maids are olev" guy
>Mermaid spammer
>That one guy who posts that deviant art TF artist (which would of be fine but the artist crammed his shit with TG as well, so fuck that)
>"Remove shog" both now and when the kebab meme was at its peak
>Captionfag
>Screenshotfag
>That one pic of the mads from Overlord

>>19141448
Bloody noses are the forbidden pleasures of vampires. It’s so uncultured to just hold your mouth open under his face, but you get so much blood too.

>>19141756
>Some guy that tried to revive sakura fish with a sahugin

>>19141612
That sounds amazing, if it weren’t creepy.

>>19141756
>The "maids are olev" guy

I speak from personal experience that there are multiples of that guy.

>>19141777
Why would it be creepy? It's a bunch of human girls who want to be Lamia-type monstergirls who get together in robes and follow the leadership of a Lamia-type monstergirl.

>>19141777
It'd be really cute if they were actually just larping and cooking Lamia foods and enjoying other Lamia culture together.

>>19141796
If I remember correctly, they literally lie in a pit of snakes mixed with dark matter until the change occurs.

>>19141756
>That one pic of the mads from Overlord
>That one guy who posts that deviant art TF artist (which would of be fine but the artist crammed his shit with TG as well, so fuck that)
>That one pic of the mads from Overlord
>Screenshotfag
These are the ones that are the same guy, the mermaid/boat loving newfag from reddit. I'm not certain on the Overlord stuff but I'm positive on the rest of it.