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mommy nemuno!

LOST boys and GOLDEN girls...

>>19093853
So does she raise young girls into touhous?

>>19093928
yes, and young boys into hard-working men

question is, how does she manage to feed people when she lives in the middle of the woods?

>>19093941
The forest is full of food dude.

>>19093941
Normally I'd go about talking about how she hunts and collects food, but based off of the fact that you used the word "feed", I'll assume that you wanted me to talk about her exceptional boobs. Essentially, Nemuno breastfeeds all of the human children that she stumbles upon. Hag milk makes them stronger.

>>19093961
Is this canon?

HOWDY YA'LL

i reckon ya humans aint supposed ta be around these parts!

>>19093961
Why yes, that was what I wanted you to talk about!

>>19093966
Yes

>>19093941
>young boys into hard-working men
Boys don't exist in touhou though.

>>19093966
Yes, zun confirmed it in an interview

Reminder: Any Gensokyo boy not raised by the mountain hag will grow up to be fat, smelly, hairy NTR men.

Let her adopt your boy to be raised into not only a functional member of society, but also as vanilla faced/faceless males that treats your 2hus with TLC.

I feel lost at life, Nemuno. It has always been like this. What do I do?

>>19094327
Because she turns them into men.

h-hello miss, yes i'm lost, what do i do?

>>19093853
I-I'm 30 years old woman!

>>19094384

some grow up to be very fit gangbang men instead. sadly they lose their faces.

>>19095736

post tits

>>19095736
If you dress up as my favorite 2hus I'd gladly become a wageslave who supports you. You'll need to make my posts on /jp/ for me though.

>>19095752
>>19095910
She's actually a 10-year old little girl predating on lolicons, be careful anons.

>>19097095
Woah dudes, you got free rock CDs? I like rock, but you got any free beer?

Why doesn't she just send lost kids, most of which i assume are outsiders, to the human village to be returned to their parents?

>>19097196
Because she's a pedophile.

THIS FILTHY HALF-BREED GOT BUILT FROM DRINKING YOUKAI MILK

WHY AREN'T YOU?

>>19097236
Basically, you're fucking retarded

>>19097223
Figures. Damn Youkai. Always eating and "eating" children.

>>19097236
Wich 2hu wud u milk 4 sicc gainz?

>>19097236
I'm pretty sure he's ripped because of genes and not the milk.
>>19099799 But I would drink from a Sage youkai

>>19099860
>ripped because of genes
[Agitated /fit/ screeching]
Genes can help you a good bit, but you still gotta work long and hard to get a body like that
Fitness gives no freebies

When I wake up in the morning I do 50 push-ups, sit-ups and squats. I also try my best to eat healthy. Will this make me fit, /jp/?

>>19100809
That's it? You need to do way more than that, anon. Also more variety in your workouts. Run every other day or something.

>>19100809
No
To become a big man, you must go harder

>>19100713
Tru dat

>>19100809
You should do 100 push-ups, sit-ups and squats, also 10km running every day, for breakfast just go for a banana sometimes

>>19103271
ok saitama-san!

>>19104199
>>19103271
fuck that, put yourself on death's doorstep and get stronger by living on the edge
t. garou

>>19093853
grope hag

Why does she have such big titties?

>>19106708
Genetics

>>19093853
I'm not a kid, I'm a 30 year old man.

Yes, and I'm very hungry. Do you have any milk?

hag paizuri