/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19082056
As the weather gets warmer it is only normal for your desire to indulge in ryona with a mosquito girl to ncrease.

Maids are olev

>tfw no big strong wolfu to protect me
It hurts

>>19082072
>not being her tag team partner in fights
>not having sick dual techs only you can do
>not being the ball when she throws a fastball special

Shameful.

>>19082071
What about barely competent Goblin maids who only do it because they saw their Hobgoblin wearing a maid uniform and thought it was cool?

>>19082090
As long as they try their best to make their master happy, they are olev.

Big Insect Butt

>>19082056
>That thing
Yeah, but nah, though

>>19082107
It's just a butterfly.

>>19082123
It's an abortion is what it is.

>>19082101
Nobody fantasizes about trashy pure virgins. Do you think that because of that some bug girls dress and act like complete sluts to attract a mate?
I'd feel betrayed if upon getting in bed with one I saw the blood trickle from her hymen breaking.

>>19082148
>Nobody fantasizes about trashy pure virgins
Anon, I...

>>19082123
>>19082137
As bad as she currently looks I'm sure she can grow into a pretty butterfly woman if puberty is kind to her and she takes care of herself.

>>19082101
Regura bugs objectively best bugs

>>19082174
There's also that one moth up there.

>>19082163
So you want a cockroach girl who approaches you by offering sex despite being a kissless virgin herself?

>>19082185
Moths are dangerous.

Confession: I'm not a fan of regura's art. I like the stories, but everyone trips the uncanny valley for me.

>>19082220
It's true that the few human girls he drew still give off a monstrous vibe, but his bug girls are love.
Is it even possible to experience uncanny valley over a monster girl?

>>19082215
I want a cake bug that drinks beer and smokes and act like she doesn't care about anything but secretly dreams of getting a man.

>>19082228
Even his human girls looks perfect to me.

>>19082289
look*

>>19082281
>She spends all her small salary on booze, food and smokes
>Her favorite hobby is getting drunk while watching old romance dramas
>She refuses to change her ways no matter how much she's encouraged to
>Whenever someone asks why she behaves like this she always replies that it's because she doesn't care
>In reality she is just copping us with the sadness from knowing no man wants to marry an old bug like her

>Ah here it is! THAT story!
What is it guys?

>>19082306
Yes.jpg

>>19082320
Parkedbuggy's amazon

>>19082320
MG roulette: the untold truth

I like goths.

>>19082421
Goth monster girls are at their best when kuudere, with pale skin and natural black nails.

>>19082465
Aren’t undead MGs goths by default?

>>19082320
It's the story about a cute spider librarian.

>>19082421
I want to date the spooky Cyclops.

Get yourself a girl who playfully frightens small children.

>>19082320
I don't remember the name but it was a cyberpunk story about a Ryu Detective.

Looks like you opened the wrong chest. Your punishment is a deep long kiss.

Big, busty CCs are for putting in cute clothes!

>>19082654
That's supposed to be a punishment? Sounds more like a reward to me

>>19082590
Won't she make a bad mother?

>>19082702
Take a second look at the size of her tongue. You won't be the same afterwards.

>>19082341
Do you know anything about that book he's writing?

>>19082727
I like girls with long tongues. They're better kissers and can give better blowjobs.

>>19082734
The best blowjobs come from lolis who are undead or horned. Undead don't need to come up for air, horned girls have handlebars and lolis look cute doing it.

>>19082753
Nah, their mouths would just be too small to properly service you. Girls with long tongues can wrap their tongue around your cock and squeeze it all the while, undulating their hot, slimy muscle with great dexterity, causing you to orgasm over and over again, sensually licking up any mess made as to not waste a single drop of your precious love juice.

https://imgur.com/a/oaqkDDE

>>19082687
>Embarrassed CC snake wearing a summer dress because Anon made her
Take responsibility.

>>19082734
Long tongues are great and they bring about a lot of possibilities, but they are also very easily abused.
What starts out as an intense kiss can quickly turn into a throat rape. A tonguejob is just one step away from her violently wringing your penis dry.

>>19081782
>It's not about whether a lilim would like you or not. It's about whether you're the type of guy that would be able to reach a lilim despite all those temptations along the way. Get through them, and chances are the lilim will immediately see you as something akin to a knight in shining armor from a fairy tale.

Perhaps, but lets not forget that a far more likely scenario is a lilim, like most monsters, journeying out to find a guy herself. They aren't stuck at home.

>>19082789
Is the responsibility putting her in a frilly, gothic lolita dress before we go out for lunch?

>>19082556
Haha, as if anyone would care about some nerdy arachnid.
>>19082654
Did anyone decide to write that thing about the Mimic who had chests connected to all kinds of places that she and her boyfriend decide to hide in various dungeons as a means of fast-travel?

>>19082731
All I know it's thats is about power armoured dudes cleaning up capeshit destruction
If you want more then that, look him up on the circlejerk, I assure you he's okay to talk to.

>>19082789
>but they are also very easily abused.
>What starts out as an intense kiss can quickly turn into a throat rape
>A tonguejob is just one step away from her violently wringing your penis dry
That's part of the fun, anon! It makes for more exciting encounters because you never know when she's gonna take it the extra step. The unpredictability keeps you on your toes, adding a little more to the trill of it all

>>19082793
Dates are nice but CC are starving for much more than that.
>frilly, gothic lolita dress
Goth snakes are cute!

>>19082753
By that logic a loli Dragon Zombie would give out of the single best blowjob, loli Ghouls have to be a strong second.

>>19082320
A grand space-opera where a ragtag bunch of misfits and their ship that's held together with duct-tape, bullshit magitek and love travels the stars and blunders headfirst into one conflict after another.

>>19082836
Even better when those goth snakes are big, soft CCs.

>>19082779
>their mouths would just be too small to properly service you
There's an elegance to the simplicity of a girl deepthroating a cock without having the room to do anything special or to use her tongue.

What if you found yourself transported into a world of Monster Girls but the village elder required you to go out into the world and recruit people to come live in town using your boyish charms and having your girlfriend beat them up?

>>19082885
My gf would try to conquer and rule the village

>>19082891
But you'd still need to bring girls to live there!

>>19082896
Well yes, the army to conquer the village

>>19082885
So it's Digimon World except Monster Girls?

>>19082900
Congratulations anon, you got it!

I want to molest a cute fox loli

>>19082904
I want to trick a loli lizardman into thinking that having larger breasts will make her stronger by showing her holsts at work.

>>19082727
No, she'd make the best mother because all the other kids would be in awe of your cool, giant mom.

>>19082901
Who would be cruel enough to make my fate seeing my girlfriend constantly die?

>>19082918
But then you can raise her as a daughter!

>>19082885
I'd stay there for a bit and then move away so I could adventure. If the elder didn't let me I'd beat her up too.

>>19082904
But anon, what if she wants to molest you?

>>19082917
I bet you'd grow up pretty sturdy too on a count of her having broken your bones so many times with her love-filled hugs

>>19082927
You can't recruit people if you don't leave, duh.

>>19082928
Completely acceptable

>>19082101
Bulbous Bee Bottom.

>>19082101
That sting does not look adequate for sex.

>>19082836
>By that logic a loli Dragon Zombie would give out of the single best blowjob
That brings up an important point, I'm not sure if the benefits from undead and horns stack. Deepthroat with handlebars has an element of skill, letting the loli come up for air at the right intervals. If she doesn't have to breathe it wouldn't be as rewarding.

>>19082779
>>19082789
Girls with long tongues can easily lick you while giving you a paizuri too

>all this talk about blowjobs

Blowjobs are just meant to get you to the edge before transitioning to your wife's vagina! How else are you going to quickly impregnate her?! Swallowed seed is wasted seed!

Give me a molten hot hellhound pussy anyday. But I wouldn't mind getting them once I finally gave her some adorable pups. Babies first, then blowjobs.

>>19083000
I want to get a shortstack hellhound pregnant with a whole litter of pups

>>19083009
>shortstack
Anon, we all know the best hellhound is one who's just a few inches taller than you for optimal cuddle positioning. Doesn't mean a shortstack hellhound can't be your best girl, though.

>>19082972
Does that imply that the more gentle and fragile the monster girl loli is the more rewarding it is?
If that's the case I want to irrumate a small cow.

>>19083000
You're underestimating just how oral fixated some monster girls can take.
I can agree that all sex should include multiple vaginal creampies, but there is nothing wrong with blowjobs being the main attraction.

>>19083031
I go one of two ways.
A: She's A foot taller than me and very muscular
B:She's shorter than me by quite a bit and very, very meaty

TFW your scylla wife is scared and you have to put your hands around her head and upper body in a tight hold so she feels secure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmdeMzXKMI

>>19083031
For me the best hellhound size is loli, for optimal sex positioning.

>>19082934
Why would I want to recruit people? I'd leave the village and have no more business with it other than a few visits.

>>19083053
But where will you live?

>>19083051
But....post-coital cuddles are the best part! You're both breathing heavily with sweat coating your skin. As you start to lay back, she wraps her arms around you and gently sighs as your head tucks into the nook just beneath her chin and you get a nose full of her unique scent. Her soft fur just between her breasts tickling your chin and her soft hands slowly sliding up and down your back as if to reassure herself that you belong to her. The firmness of her abs against your chest and belly as she pulls you closer and closer. Not to mention the gentle thumping of her tail as you both quietly talk about what traits you're hoping your daughters will have.

It's almost impossible to do that with a loli!

>>19083067
Somwwhere else? It would be hard to settle down once I start exploring the wonders of the world, meeting new people and getting treasures.

Would you be her prince?

>>19083181
Maybe.

G’day from ‘stralia ya cunt!

>>19083199
I'm gonna jump her and take her to bed!

Reminder that MGs don't mind edgy stories so long as there's a happy ending.

>>19083237
I swear to god I'll write something tomorrow just leave me be for now.

What do you call Hide and Seek with Sabbath members?
A witch hunt!

You may now kiss the bride......

>>19083282
Gehehe.

The desert is no place for human males.

>>19083237
On the subject of edginess with happy resolutions, does the Order make use of child soldiers?

>>19083291
She's looking at me, ergo I am engulfed by her venom and unable to move much. She's going to have to kiss me.

>>19083300
If they're skilled enough, i.e. Mimil of Lescatie.

>>19083082
What you can do with a loli is to playwrestle and manhandle her naked charcoal body for a while, and fit completely on top of her in the doggystyle position. You can lay your hands on hers and nibble her ears, while you keep up a nice and steady rhythm thrusting into the fiery wolfgirl under you. Not slowing down even when she cums and just fucking her through orgasms, until the position has slumped into prone bone and she's making a naughty face with her tongue hanging out. And staying in that same position still deep inside her hot lolipussy for a moment, while the both of you catch your breaths after you're done.

>>19083300
Depends upon that particular city’s desperation. “The Order” isn’t coordinated that well to have sweeping policies.

>>19083302
I assume that after the first exposure and detox, you'd be immune.

>>19083302
Between Basilisks, Medusas, and Bunyips, the lesson to be learned is “Don’t look at or approach a lamia unless you’re interested in marrying her”

Watch out anons there's dangerous snakes around!

>>19083298
>file name
But I'd never want to escape a lonely scorpion.

>>19083300
I think in a fantasy setting like MGE child soldiers are quite common and not-so-edgy things. Think of all those JRPG games where heroes are all middle schoolers or something.

>>19083337
One of the fallen maidens is 12 so yeah.

>>19083364
Eww

>>19083331
>"Silly boy, did you really think we looked like that? You can see now we're much sexier... oh, you're cumming already, don't worry, we'll squeeze it all out."

>>19083322
After that her venom still makes him erect or even cum.

ACCEPT.

>>19083372
>”Hey Anon, look over here!”
>’What?’
>splurt

Being a basilisk husband isn’t always easy.

>>19083337
>Order makes use of a young assassin trained from birth to take out opposing human targets
>assassin ends up falling into a trap and getting rekt hard before he's found by a lonely, CC Troll
>the lad experiences maternal affection for the first time as the Troll raises him to be her husbando
This child soldier stuff is ezpz.

>>19083390
>Shepards pie
No thank you, not a fan of mash

>>19083379
Reminder that what make's basilisks so dangerous is that unlike medusas they do not require you to look at their eyes, all they need to do is look at you.

About the only limitation is if their "venom" is projected from their eyes as a fairly narrow laser-like beam, as is indicated possibly by the way the text words their powers, as well as the extra art in the basilisk' book profile. i.e. you might be able to dodge it if you're fast enough.

>>19083399
So actually more like
>”Hey Honey, look over here!”
>’What?’
>splurt

>>19083399
So basically Basilisk can shoot cum-inducing laser beams from their eyes? Why don't I marry 10 of them?

>>19083416
Pretty sure basilisks are just as possessive as any other lamia.

>>19083395
>rejecting troll food
you're gonna get dragged into the rape cave

>>19083433
A Troll rape cave would just be a comfy picturesque cottage constructed within a cave.

>>19083399
If you can dodge someone’s line of sight you’re pretty much the fucking Flash.

>>19083447
nothing comfy about being smothered and force fed aphrodisiac desserts

>>19083453
True, but the area where the eyes actually focus and see detail is actually quite small and thus potentially easier to stay out of, so it would depend on if the basilisk' powers work with her peripheral vision as well.

Plus I wouldn't be surprised if there are acceleration spells that can be learned, quick teleports and such.

Uh-oh anon! Looks like you caught the eye of one of those skaven girls!

>>19083503
Skaven aren’t that cute! She’s in service of Slaanesh and looking for men to breed.

>>19083503
It looks like she got those scars from her own shield.

I want an Inari wife who makes me breakfast in bed.

Because we spent hours fucking after dinner yesterday and fell asleep in the kitchen, so technically that would count.

>>19083544
Friendly reminder that the best breakfast in bed for a monstergirl is always hubby's morning wood!

>>19083529
Would you anon? Would you help her and put a pack of devilish little rats in her womb? Help her breed her own miniature army of daughters?

>>19083563
I prefer greedy monster girls who want both hubby's morning wood AND lots of meat for breakfast.

Hips.

How would a succubus handle a guy who's depressed?

>>19083583
Yes.

>>19083503
I don't know about her. She doesn't look very diseased!

>>19083586
I'll take "questions with a blindingly obvious answer" for 200$ Alex.

I want to get my dick stepped on by loli Wolfu feet!

>>19083599
Big hips look good on little girls.

>>19083599
I don't know what to feel about girls with womb tattoos

Know what'd be nice? If the latent mamomo mana in the air in a demon realm could affect pets without turning them into horrendous abominations, allowing you to keep your best pal through the ages.

>>19083586
There is a manga all about this.
In MGE they'd rape the depression out of him.

>>19083698
Stop being cute! STOP IT!

>>19083635
I want to go to a Skeleton chiropractor who will step on my back and realign my spine, hopefully curing my back pain.

>>19083586
Probably get loving and romantic rather than trying to seduce him regularly. Lots of handholding and genuine empathy leading into soft kisses.

>>19083715
>There is a manga all about this.
Where?

>>19082791
>a far more likely scenario is a lilim, like most monsters, journeying out to find a guy herself
As likely as it may be, it'd be a man being sought by a lilim, not a man seeking a lilim.

>>19083746
Isn't that what I said?

>>19083733
https://mangadex.org/manga/21423/yuuutsu-kun-to-succubus-san

>>19083586
Puff puff.

>>19083758
Yes, I was agreeing with you since the post in the last thread only dealt with the man seeking the lilim, not the other way around

>>19083768
Hey this is actually good

>>19083503
>Settling for a Clanrat

Anything below a Stormvermin girl is too small and meek.

>>19083835
I love how she calls the lack of sexual desire "terrifying."

>>19083503
The way her panties pinch a little is very arousing!

>>19083835
>>19083864
She is so precious.
Monster girls need to be protected from the madness of mankind.

I got a picture of Miia wearing an Anubis outfit.
I finally have a picture of her wearing all of her friends' clothes, I think this one fits her the most, I just kind of wish I asked for a golden jackal on the top of her head instead of a snek.

>>19083917
Snek hips.

>>19083917
! !

I want to ask how an Inari would handle someone’s depression, but instead I’m going to answer based on my own headcanon.

>Not belittling your problems or taking down to you
>Giving sincere emotional support that addresses your problems
>With your permission, using magic to solve any purely physical problems contributing to your depression - poor genetics, chronic pain, etc.
>Remaining an inexhaustible source of intelligent advice and respectful friendship
>Offering to teach you helpful skills, like cooking tasty and healthy food without breaking the bank or how to nail an interview every time

>>19083643
they are for impregnating

Cursed sword + a fuckton of doppleganger potion = UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!

>>19083934
How would a manticore do it?

>>19083643
>>19083976
Magic monstergirl womb tattoos that work like a meter that fills up when you come inside are useful for birth control, so you know when you need to stop and continue by using an another hole.

>>19083643
What about pleasure runes and sigils that a succubus draws on herself?

>>19083998
I don’t think you’d want a monster the guide describes as “Cruel” helping with your depression!

A fluffy fox or warm Weresheep are better picks.

Please pamper your wife after she gets home from work, no matter what her job is.

Even if it’s raping you.

>>19084157
I'd pamper and make her so mushy she won't even be able to rape.

>>19084168
Be careful! If you get too romantic she could get heart pupils instead!

>>19084193
I'm doing it! So much that she'll start panting and moaning my name while approaching me.

>>19084168
Anon no she'll still rape you, but it'll be gentle femdom instead.

>>19083503
I'm playing a Queek Headtaker campaign right now and I'm scared to think of my clanrats this way

>>19083503
What do sturmvermin look like?

What’s more dangerous?

>Getting into bed with a sleeping Hellhound, interlocking your fingers with hers, and whispering all the reasons you love her, not stopping if she wakes up

>Pouring a Cheshire a cup of catnip tea while admitting to your facesitting and gentle femdom fetishes

>>19084212
That's not rape. It's gentle loving and I'd still keep going while she's at it.

I'd even throw cheesy lines in the mix.

How do I get a monster gf?

>>19084257
Don’t be truly evil. Truly want one.

That’s it.

>>19084248
Yes.

>>19084257

1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.

Actually, don't do any this. Life is too precious to throw away.

>>19084281
In case you don't check the spoiler, this is how you make fucking chlorine gas don't do this.

How to temporarily de-smug a Hellhound:

>Visit Wonderland
>Swap bodies with magic
>Take smartphone from Waifu, now in your former body
>Press play on “RAPE PLAYLIST (MAY-JUL VER)
>STANDING HERE
>I REALIZE
>Dom your old body until you’re fucking in a crater.

Just remember that’s YOUR body you’re raping into the ground, and she’ll want a few more rounds when the spell wears off.

>>19084333
Anon that's gay.

>>19084333
Neck yourself.

>>19084333
5/10 for thinking outside the box. It's /d/ as hell but one of the more creative ways to dom a hellhound.

When's KC going to start making MGE books for the young adult crowd?

Would a mg make you quit your profession if she thought it was too dangerous?

>>19084407
>Dhampir shamefully reading twilight

>>19084235
More armor. Better weapon. Metal shield. Bright red cape.

>>19084438
What about a ratto ogre?

>>19084248
I will only accept the absolute fastest of Cheshire asses to be able to claim my face as their throne.
Call a contest across all of Wonderland! Only the fattest of fat cat ass will become my wife and owner of my facechair!

>>19084469
like the chest belt

I want to tell a CC Titania to grow up and act her age!

>>19084476
That's the Imperial Seal of Japan.

>>19083462
>Forcefed
Not even necessary, she'd just guilt you into it. It's for your own good and you'll thank her later. Besides, just having her sit next to you could well be enough.

>>19084469
A fox that's soft all over.

>>19084469
Why are all foxes sluts?

>>19084557
You don't get to nine tails by playing unicorn.

>>19084436
I'd imagine so, depending on the job hazard itself. As a delivery guy I'd likely be immune to most new hazards (her "scent" means less likely to get raped) but you never know until it actually happens.

>>19084557
Foxes aren't sluts.

>>19084565
I mean, that’s how the 1000+ old nine tails got theirs.

>>19084261
What if I'm ugly?

>>19084637
She's only 170!

>>19084646
Mambobanana fixes that as time goes on (supposedly.)

>>19084649
Then you have cause to be worried.

>>19084659
Actually monsters don’t give a shit about it, so it won’t change by DE influence.
That said, if it personally bothers you I’m sure there’s items/food of some kind that can alleviate that.

>>19084646
MGE MGs don't care about looks.

>>19084637
Not in the MGE, it's not ignoring that MGE unicorns are actually turbolewd in private. Can you imagine it outside of that, though? A thousand year old virgin with the power of a god and the thirst of a desert.

>Who are you?
>I'm you, but fluffier

>>19084717
Cute sneks.
I want a chubby basalisk and buff bunyip

>>19084686
So monsters only care for your semen? What if you're a eunuch?

>>19084759
>So monsters only care for your semen?
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#View_of_Humans

Bunyips are pretty much the main character from komi-san but with added rape

>>19084771
>rape
The correct term is "proactive dating".

>>19084771
But there is rape

>>19084681
There's a point, actually. There's plenty already listed that makes women "more attractive," but what about men? Do the same things work on men, assuming they're not latent alps?

>>19084286
Dullahan who have very honest bodies but prude heads are the best.
Is it going too far to make her head watch as you thoroughly violates her body?

>>19084793
I would absolutely read a reskinned version of this with a bunyip

>>19084800
Prisoner fruits seem to, as its stated to make men more attractive as well as women.

>>19084557
That silver one in the background looks pretty annoyed.

The one on display is probably a Youko, assuming her perfect body and stylish clothing are enough to charm a man. How silly!

I feel a nap overtaking me due to the summer-ish weather.
What girl will sneak in?

>>19084851
That adorably shy Nightmare with a cute lisp.

>>19084842
>The one on display is probably a Youko
Actually, she's an aircraft carrier. The game she's from is basically China's answer to Kantai Collection.

>>19084854
The shetland pony style one with massive tits?
She probably sets the dream version of herself as a tall, long legged woman with an impeccably perfect british accent

>>19084851
None, but you'll have a bunch of beelzebubs and vamp mosquitoes knocking at your screen.

>>19084869
Well, I wouldn't mind a vamp mosquito

>>19084717
>Meet a Basilisk
>She wants to make sure you like her before taking off her mask
>Meet a Bunyip
>Get brutally raped before she even says a word

>>19084771
You'd hear about the rumors of a very cool scary monster living in the lake. Every monster girl in town would go on about how they wish they were that notorious, while men wish they could tame that monster.
Meanwhile Bunyip-san is having an existential crisis because a boy came to her lake and she doesn't know if she should greet him by saying "Hi." or "Hello."

>>19084868
>The shetland pony style one with massive tits?
This is my dream horse. All (well, most) of the fluff of a whitehorn with a nightmare's dream superpower. I'll take one and lucid dream her back into her normal form.

>>19084851
Your wife will make sure you’re thoroughly tucked in before climbing under the covers and pulling them tight, snuggling into your warm body and breathing in your inviting scent. Then she’ll be napping too.

>>19084868
That’s the one.
>”G-gosh, Anon is sleeping! T-time to m-make my m-move!”
>meanwhile in dream world
>”Hmhmmhmm~ such a precocious young man~ whatever shall I do with you~?”

>>19084893
She'd probably try to distract you and prevent you from getting her back in her normal form.

>>19084894
Anon, that sounds a lot of work that happening upon you spontaneously napping

>>19084895
She's adorable.
For snuggling.

>>19084893
>>19084895
Just please be gentle with her. She’s not particularly fast, and has a bit of an uneven gait due to her chest. Excitable little thing too. She needs lots of care and affection in the waking world. But don’t worry, in the dream world she can be a total confident babe.

>>19081892
>losenis is doing some stuff
Been busy with commissions and contest stuff lately, though I'm finding time to keep working on Victory and Defeat. No promises on how soon the next chapter will be up, but I'm dealing with the prose rather than initial drafts of the chapter, so it won't take too long.

I also got word that the story I wrote won that contest with first place. Actually surprised I won something.
https://pastebin.com/b6KrWKsv

>>19084914
The cutest, even if her chest would be huge on a bigger girl.

>>19084914
Yup, still want one. I'm having trouble remembering how smol Shetland are, though. Are we talking standing paizuri size or still somewhere around my height, because centaur?

>>19084934
Sanding paizuri height.
And I'm dictating that she's a dark blue instead of purple

>>19084934
They are very very smol. Her tits are so big there should be no issue making standing pai work.
>>19084926
>slyly tell her her chest is a dream come true
>”Waaaah! N-n-n-nooo! You can-can-can’t say things like that!”
>covers her eyes and trots into a wall accidentally

>>19084958
Too cute.
Getting her a little ice pack and letting her relax next to me.

>>19084956
>Sanding paizuri

>>19084958
>She bounces off tits first
>Her forehead never touched the wall because of her airbags, but you kiss it anyway
>Centaur wife is now extra flustered
And that's when you molest her for being cute. I'd love-bully that girl constantly.

>>19084974
Shush you!

It’s easy to bully a Kitsune.

Wait until you’re out in public and lots of people are around, and start fluffing their tails. Really fluff them with both hands. That always gets them!

>>19084868
Sleep tight!

>>19085003
I will.
Hopefully she stops the dreams of me playing highschool hockey again and the rules/physics not making sense.

>>19084893
What you need is a Nighthorn!

>>19085010
>She ends up in that dream
>Slips and slides everywhere

>>19085026
That wouldn't be out of the question considering how weird they are.
Hell, last time I had one my boss had replaced my dad as coach (My Dad actually was head coach for a lot of my childhood/high school)

>>19085026
>>19085010
Can a nightmare cure night terrors?
What happens if you're having a actual nightmare when she enters your dream?

>>19085045
She turns it sexy.

>>19085015
I have a nighthorn. It's in my pants.

>>19084713
Foxes still gain tails the traditional way, that is, waiting, MGE just offers a shortcut.

>>19085045
She tears down the “walls of reality” and tries to comfort you.

>>19085076
That's actually worse.

>>19085002
Yeah but then everyone sees you as that weirdo who fluffs tails in public.

>>19085010
For some reason, I want to see a Shoggoth trying to play Hockey now.

>>19085092
She's the puck, the ice, her master's equipment, and the whole rink.

>>19085087
Nine tail kitsune are still rare as hell, so you can assume it’s going to take Pandemonium levels of dickings to get them to nine tails ahead of schedule.

>>19085088
>In today's local news, Anon reveals himself to be a mofu slut in public
>Just look at him caress her tail!

Bought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>>19085107
That boy ain’t right.

>>19085107
I would attack the Rata news reporter in front of her own audience live!

>>19085107
>”This is what qualifies as news? What about the real agenda the lilim is pushing for a global theocracy!”
>quote from Conspiracy Theorist Hakutaku webshow host

>>19085077
Cute!

>>19082056
I want to see an overconfident Wurm hold lessons for awkward, intelligent Bunyips on how to talk to men!

>>19085156
>implying people pay attention to serious news.

A reminder that Ojou monsters need huge tracts of land.

>Looking for some artist to commission
>Found one with good art
>They have some weird fucking system that's basically a DKP system if you wanna try to get a commission from them
I just wanna pay you and get art, Why would any artist do this?

Oh, and do you guys know of any good artists who have their commissions open right now?

>>19085238
>Good artist
>Open commissions
pick one.

>>19085240
>pick one
Sure? Open commissions.

What would the Trailer Park Boys be like if they were all monster girls?

>>19085252
My commission are open! I’m pretty flexible on price. Just email me your request and I’ll send you a quote! Here a sample of my work: https://imgur.com/WbE3N7f

>>19085101
That's cheating, because you know she won't let the other players have the puck.

>>19085220
>Do it! Just rape him!
>Wait, that isn't it

>>19085311

>>19085234
Well yeah, nobility typically owns a lot of property

>>19085281
Well yeah, she'd be the other players.

>And then anon realizes he's literally trapped inside his Shogg's world, everything replaced with her in many disguises.

>Check out this neat weapon I found!

>>19085329
They also gotta have big titties.

>>19085339
Who the fuck would actually pick something like that up?

>>19085345
>explaining the joke

>>19085345
Yes, this is basically a rule of nature.

>>19085351
Anyone who can hear it calling to them.

Weapons of that nature can be quite enticing, like a baited hook.

>>19085339
I want to be the first person to pick up a cursed weapon!

>>19085329
>>19085234
Like the curtains?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O7VTw1E3b4

https://pastebin.com/rnpyrj37
https://pastebin.com/XYx8j27u

There you go.

>>19085362
You better not start singing Anon.

>>19085377
???

>>19085238
I sort of feel your pain, I was looking for artists a few days back and ran into a lot issues
>patreon only commissions
>only accepting weird payment systems that no one uses
>lotteries for slots
Thankfully there are quite a few open out there.

>>19085238
>>19085404
After looking into commissions myself recently I can't imagine how some people have so many, especially people like KDF or Mausfag.

>>19085356
r-rules of nature?

>>19085421
You can find artists to draw nearly anything, problem is that those artists tend to not be very good (hence KDF's shit being pretty sub-par nine times out of ten.)

>>19085421
>tfw KDF commissions so many shitty artists because they're the only ones degenerate enough for him
really makes you think

>>19085400
Meant to reply to >>19082596

>>19085460
a shit

>>19082056
Keep yourself cool during the summer, dude!

>>19084970
>>19084977
She sounds absolutely precious. I bet she’s the smallest of six sisters but tries her best despite her size in everything.

>>19085473
Thanks, broski

>>19085427
I want to tell this Ochi she's cute.

>>19084851
>What girl will sneak in?
A Hellhound loli with a plump backside, wearing a white summer dress that's gradually turning see-through and clinging to her dark ash colored body. At some point she'll casually pull the dress off because she's getting too hot and sit in your lap naked.

>>19083503
Go away Shoggocks and your ratfucking

>>19085377
Oh hey, I didn't know there was a second one. Thanks.

>>19085477
That she does.
Most certainly when she tries to cook and has to stack up a bunch of furniture that can support her so she can reach the stove top.

Also embarrassing as her eldest sister is BEEG

>>19085529
That better be a big backside and she better be asleep when I wake up.

Need more swordlim art.

>>19085553
Lilim art is good art

>>19085537
This is what happen when you confess your nun fetish in the local Fallen God church.

>>19085553
I bet she's good at polishing things.

>>19085427
Yes. Shouldn't she be her own master now, though? She already gave her life not for honor, but for you.

>>19085553
She needs colour really.
I bet as a shonen lilim she gains her black sclera as a rage/super lewd mode

>>19085460
What a cutie she is, though I have to wonder are the tears she crying of joy or of sadness?

>>19085541
I was thinking about this. It'd be great if she likes kissing too. She'd be to short to reach without you leaning over, so instead when she's feeling need you'd end up with her rearing up and wrapping her arms around your neck while her forelegs scrabble for grip around your waist. That, or you get a fat pair of horse tits pinning you to a wall while you tongue wrestle. You'd better brace yourself either way.

>>19085653
And either way I'd be ready for the cute, smole oppai horse.

>>19085421
About being in the right place at the right time really, there's 5 sites worth of artists even if there is some crossover.
>>19085431
>>19085436
I think you're making silly assumptions there, mousefag commissions daughteru dicking stuff too and latex isn't that out there. I think those artists are just KDF's choice.

>>19085541
>she better be asleep when I wake up
What were you planning on doing with a sleeping loli Hellhound?

>>19085706
What everyone does.
Play with her ears and paws

Would you rescue a succubus and her daughter who suffered tragedy?

>>19085744
That kid got 3 arms the fuck

>>19085744
>MGE
>Still having a wife's daughter
That aside, if it's a push button choice, of course I'd save her. I'm not that big an asshole.

>>19085744
I don't want used goods.

>>19085748
She has a blanket or something around her shoulders.

>>19085751
That's kind of you anon. We need more men like you.
I hope you don't mind giving them some of your clothes and a meal.

>>19085754
Just be aware you'll never get to experience the joy from witnessing pic related then.

>>19085744
I'd do my best to heal them, poor succs look like they've been through a lot. Lots of cuddlesex for that mother and the daughtru would get absolutely spoiled.

>>19085744
I don't want to raise someone else's kid but I don't like to see 2D suffering, so probably.

>>19085778
That picture tugs at my heartstrings way too much.

>>19085778
>>19085744
Would MG's do the opposite?
Father, son and dead wife?

>>19085778
>happy ending
Thank god is not that kind of set

>>19085744
>Headwings
>No backwings
>No tail
>Not even a special skin color
>Used goods

I still would. It's their faces. The mother has that rare look of kindness and sorrow that reaches deep in your soul and makes you want to cry. The child, sad but accepting. How radiant they would be when they found their happiness again. It's the sort of thing that could sustain a man the whole rest of his life.

>>19085782
Yeah, that's the thing about questions in a vacuum. Assuming there's not a ton of effort required on my part, I'd save most people from immediate suffering or danger, probably give them a meal and some spare clothes, whatever. Past that, though? I don't want to raise someone else's kid and while I'm okay with used goods, damaged goods are another matter. I could easily go from looking like a nice guy to a complete asshole.

>>19085785
>>19085796
There is also this in-between picture https://twitter.com/kagemusya555/status/998411981542510592

>>19085794
Without a single doubt. They'd be rescued and have their smile restored.
If the man was willing to move past his previous love then his rescuer would marry him, otherwise she might help him resurrect his wife as an undead.

>>19085813
Toss in an average male or something for height comparison. Gotta capitalize on the smol.

>>19085819
What about homeless older and younger brothers?

>>19085828
Rescued by a rich monster girl and her attendant.
Pick one:
>Wight & Lich
>Pharaoh and Anubis
>Otohime and Umi-Osho
>Dragon and Salamander
>Gremlin and Automaton

>>19085813
Gonna lovingly bully smol horse.

Dating a Phantom!

Talking about your favorite literary and mythical characters over a candlelit dinner!

Laughing your ass off as she badly impersonates them, like Endo and Mori Shinichi!

>>19085848
Wight and lich. I'm not even sure why the other options are there.

Snek butt best butt.

>>19085794
Love healing.

>Orphan shota that lives on the streets is adopted by vampire family and given to the daughter as personal butler/friend/future husband

>>19085778
As long as they don't steal my soul and just my heart.

>>19085819
>There is also this in-between picture
You're killing me with this stuff. Thanks for the link, seems likea nice artist.

>>19084925
Congratulation, i guess now you officially have talent. I'm still upset that it's not called viccytory and defeat. I don't care if the pun's strained you have to go for it every time.

>>19085857
Older brother with the Lich and younger with the Wight?
I wouldn't trust the younger one to a Lich.

>>19085868
>Shota grows up and eventually wants to learn what happened to his parents
>They died due to sickness and poverty without receiving any outside help
>His Vampire mistress has since then made his hometown flourish with wealth and education

>>19085896
>I wouldn't trust the younger one to a Lich.
He's getting lewded either way, it's just a matter of him becoming an experiment and a top-tier mage or getting Tale of Genji'd and becoming an aristocrat. Pick your poison.

Remember to be gentle with your vampires at the beach.
The sun gets to them pretty easily.
Regura did a Carmilla Dounjin that's been translated.
I'm fine with it.

>>19085848
Pharaoh, because it could lead to funny situations where your school visits some king/queen and you're flippant about it. Everyone, including the king/queen, gets super butthurt and you fail to understand the issue because your mother is a god and gods > kings/queens, so obviously being the son of a god puts you above royalty in the hierarchy.
You never talked about it before because it's not a big deal to you so everyone just assumed you were some rich kid.

>>19085914
>Proud northern royalty has to bow down to some clueless kid because her mother would make it rain frogs otherwise
The other kids would definitely stop trying to scam you out of your trading cards after that.

>>19085942
Watch out for the kid adopted by that purple snake

>>19085956
Those kids would have a shonen rivalry.
Parent-teacher reunions would be a huge mess too.

https://exhentai.org/g/1228080/c3fef2d76d/

>>19085975
>When they get older each marries the other's mom

>>19085942
That's a great way to get the kid isolated.

>>19085990
Good end, but the implications will make family gatherings overly complicated.

>>19085995
>Pharaoh momster hears that her son is isolated
Can you imagine how far she'd go to have him get friends? Even in the worst case scenario she'll just raise a hundred mummies to always be by his side.

>>19085986
Kej are love.

>>19085867
That's not even proper lamiass.

>>19085894
>Spoiler
>Victory and Defeat
>Translating to spanish, Victoria y Derrota

>>19086030
I mean the only reason why I said isolated is because generally people tend to be a bit intimidated by someone who has a fuckload of power behind them and will just try and keep their distance in order not to piss them off or anything.

>>19086059
Nobody speaks spanish, even the spanish speak english.

>>19086059
So Viccy is a latin american lilim?

>>19086087
What's her secret Taco recipe?

>>19086083
>>19086087
I originally wanted to have Derrota named a latin version of 'Defeat' but the spanish version sounded better, since Victoria is Victory in both latin and spanish anyways.

>19086096
>19086087
Fucking americans

>>19086104
To be fair, its more memorable than actual Spain.

>>19086104
stay salty

>>19086099
So what I'm hearing, she's an even bigger nerd than her mother and deserves to be bullied because she wasn't good enough to get a proper name.

>>19086104
Stay mad, hermano.

>>19086129
Bullies get shot

>>19086137
Not like she could.
Tacos named after defeat are the epitome of loser.

Would gladly molest her tail.

>>19086137
She's such a nerd she wears cargo pants, my god. Does she already have a husbando picked or is she an ubervirgin?

>>19085867
Snek? That's a funny way of spelling p'orc

>>19086153
Only faggots like (You) and shitpails like bollocks like Orcs

>>19086146
>>19086149
Cease this bullying immediately

>>19086153
Pigs are shit.

>>19086167
Or you'll what?

>>19086158
Not him but I enjoy them.

>>19086167
Nyet, two handed tail molestation is her fate.

>>19086167
You already named her loser in a loser language. What did you expect?

>>19086173
>>19086174
>>19086175
CEASE

>>19086183
Make me.

>>19086183
>Literally name their child loser.

Is she the unfavorite of the lilims?
Because I'd still bang that.

>>19086158
Don't talk about yourself like that bolly boy.

Nothing wrong with Orcs.

>>19086183
What a nerd, she had to get her mother to help. Next her nerd mother has to go get Vendrick to defend her from bullies.

>>19086168
Troll butt best butt

>>19086190
>>19086191
>>19086197
Don't bully, she tries very hard

>>19086122
I learned enough about Europe in school to know only an uneducated person would say that.

>>19086206
When was the last time anyone gave a shit about what spain thought?

>>19086202
And yet she still loses.
That really says something about them now doesn't it?

>>19086206
Shush you, shitposting doesn't actually make sense.

>>19086218
>shitposting
What?

>>19086137
Her head is a perfect place for a hat because lilims are SHIT!

>>19086218
She still tries!
>>19086225
Rude.

>>19086224
Its a joke.
The reality is that most folks don't care about the age of sail/medieval Spain.
Most folks knowledge/interest of spain consists of the running of the bulls and bullfighters.

>>19086230
Yeah, well she can try to lay her head in my lap because she's still a cute if she's not good at anything else.

>>19085813
Perfection.
Pat head excessively.

As everyone here knows, the true best girl is your wife.

Post what makes her so great. Like something cute she does to make you smile, or a part of her anatomy you find especially adorable.

>>19085813
Gonna snuggle the fuck outta that horse.

>>19086195
>Implying

Only basic bitches like Orcs

>>19086289
Please make sure you do indulge her dream form from time to time. It’s great to appreciate her as she is, but also to appreciate the hard work she puts into her craft!

>>19086137
a cutie

>>19086295
show me where on the living doll where the orc touched you anon.

>>19086272
>something cute she does to make you smile
How she tends to nuzzle me when we hug and cuddle.
>part of her anatomy you find especially adorable.
Her eyes are really beautiful and captivating, I love them.

>>19086301
The gates of Helm's Deep and my cock.

>>19086272
Sometimes when she’s already asleep, and I’m trying to climb into bed without waking her up, she’ll put on the sleepiest Ojou-voice you can imagine and whisper, “Ah, assaulting a respected servant of Inari while she lies naked and defenseless? Such a pervert! But I’ll allow it~”

Then I fluff her tails until she shrieks with laughter and wakes up the whole shrine.

>>19086295
>basic bitches
>liking orcs
There's 20 or more races you could list that are popular with that crowd before you reached them.

>>19085220
Now I'm imaging a Wurm giving conversation lessons to Tengus, Bunyips, and other monster girls with little experience talking to men.

>>19086345
>bringing shit in the kitchen

>>19086334
>Human girl with just pig ears
>Not a basic bitch monster

>Adopted by a Pharaoh
>Given an Anubis your age as an attendant
>As the two of you grow up, she becomes more and more of a fiery tomboy
>Keeps trying to fight people when she feels they've disrespected you
>She's supposed to be your attendant, but you spend more time taking care of her than she does taking care of you

>>19086296
Nope. Gonna tell her to keep her normal form in my dreams too because she’s perfect just the way she is.