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Fluffy snek best snek.

Wisps are good girls so don't meme with them.

>>19072367
You can't tell me what to do.

>>19072345

Describe your perfect monster girl kingdom. Extra points for non-fetish things that would appeal to you.

>>19072345
>>19072409
>>19072407
We all know Hellhounds' charcoal skin taste spicy but what do Bunyip's taste like?

>>19072412
An Undead Kingdom that appearance wise, is a mix between Yharnam and Castlevania styled locales.

>>19072418
Vegemite

Hello

https://twitter.com/ElakanMelon/status/998658056035549184

>>19072439
I Like it but I have fucking idea what's going on.

>>19072412
Chaos Sabbath monster realm.

>>19072447
right to left

>>19072412
Replying to my own post. A steampunk gentle femdom Zipangu filled with large breasted, tall monsters.

>>19072447
I think she turned him into an alp for calling her a retard.

>My husband got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed about it
>But I think whoever stole him was probably more happy to get him than I am sad to lose him
>The total happiness in the world increased
>So whatever

>>19072455
>>19072458
Oh. Alright.

>>19072457
>Replying to my own post.

>>19072345
>>19072345
Now it's day and night the irons clang, and like poor galley slaves
We toil and toil, and when we die, must fill dishonored graves
But some dark night, when everything is silent in the town
I'll shoot those tyrants one and all, I'll gun the flogger down
I'll give the land a little shock, remember what I say,
And they'll yet regret they've sent Jim Jones in chains to Botany Bay.

Literal blue blood

>>19072495
Give me the shortstack bunyip!

>>19072412
Undead kingdom with a combination of high class 1800s-1900s era european aesthetics and the victorian/gothic style. Atleast some amount of daytime, so you can have dusk and dawn and also not go insane without sunlight.

>>19072472
>>/jp/image/4sDrbE0JEH7JLrbgtytnfQ
Kill yourself my man.

>>19072439
that's not how it works

>>19072436
please keep piss water away from best snek

>>19072495
In south Australia I was born, heave away! Haul away!
In south Australia round Cape Horn, we’re bound for south Australia

Haul away your rolling king, heave away! Haul away!
Haul away, you’ll hear me sing we’re bound for south Australia!

>>19072520
Would milkwater get everywhere?

Best dragon.

>>19072520
I could never accept such a beautiful, exotic and perfect being as settling down with someone like me. Each day I’d pinch myself fearing I’d wake up from the sublime dream.

But how are Bunyips with other Monstergirls?
If little Wendi Wendigo waddled up to the riverside because she noticed the fluffy bigmeat lady, would Bunyip still be nervous and not know what to say?

>>19072596
That example’s a bit unfair. No one knows how to properly talk to Wendi Wendigo. All she says is ‘meat, meat’ or ‘give meat?’ or ‘you, meat. Give give, awa’. She’s still practically an infant!

>>19072596
Probably not.

>>19072596
apparently they're bad conversationalists in general. It's just that their nervousness reaches it's peak when it comes to men

>>19072596
>>19072606
>Wendi Wendigo writes her own crude ‘meat girl ensilopeea’
>details all the girls she comes across and rates how likely they are to give her some spare meat
>CC MGs get a hold of it and think the ‘meat rating’ is talking about their weight
>panic gym memberships skyrocket

>>19072412
A calm and quiet gothic kingdom.

She thought you were in trouble, so she came to help.

I wouldn't be asking if I wasn't desperate
would anyone care to meetup
on vrchat?

>>19072657
I’m not sure what the polite thing to say is when you feel a wave of pity for someone making a request of you
So

>>19072335
Smug vampire wife

>>19072657
Fuck off out of here with that shit. We're not going to tolerate any faggotry like that.

>>19072657

>>19072412
A kingdom surrounding a Mediterranean-sized sea, unified all the way around but with vastly different utopiaic cultures at different points. So a Greek utopia, Roman utopia, Egyptian utopia, Celtic utopia, Mist continent utopia and Zipanguese utopia all unified under one banner and easily accessible.
Cheating maybe but I like being able to travel to different cultures.

>>19072657
>>>/r9k/

I, for one, welcome our aussie overlords.

>>19072703

>>19072436
What would monster girl vegemite taste like? Pheromones and fermented prisoner fruit?

>>19072713
The bustier the snek the better.

>>19072713
That face is terrible.

>>19072568
Only if she wants it to, given its magic milk that she seems to have complete control over as a milk elemental.

>>19072686
>Celtic
How many of those girls has KC done?

>>19072744
Redcap, art fairy, dullahan, isn’t the school swimsuit girl also one? He says he wants to do Banshee as well.

>>19072744
I can think of Selkie offhand. Nothing else comes to mind.

>>19072657
Unless you’re a monster girl, fuck off.

>>19072744
>Fairy
>Leanan Sidhe
>Dullahan
>Selkie
>Redcap
>Merrow

>>19072657
I'm confused anon, are you just looking for someone to chat to? Because there's places like that.
If you mean rp though /trash/ is what you're looking for.

>>19072775
Sidhe has a red hat too, doesn’t she? What’s with Celtic MGs and red hats? Explain yourself, celtbros.

What if... elaborate story about a Wisp ensuring a princeling dies as some kind of virgin sacrifice so she can have his soul for herself?

>>19072808
Do you see a wisp when your about to die?

Best berserker.

>>19072571
All dragons are best dragons.

>>19072861
>you will never engage in sweaty outdoors sex with your thick Troll mom-wife

>>19072823
Only if you’re lucky.

>>19072834
Fertile snakes are the best.

>>19072861
>my famous sherpard's pie
Wow, what a slut. I can only imagine how many men got a taste of it.

>>19072851
False.

>>19072834
That's not literally anyone else though

>>19072511
I'd assume they'd make good dancers

>>19072874
Needs more curves on her asscheek.

>>19072869
Jebber is the third best dragon. The tentacles put her down a bit.

>>19072869
True, wocks kinda are a lower rate dragon than the rest.

>>19072861
My Troll collection grows bigger

>>19072883
>>19072891
No bully.

AROUND FOXES, COVER YOUR CROTCHES

>lol I posted it again

>>19072869
Wocks used to be best dragon but they got dethroned by Dragon Zombies who are both lewder and make better onee-sans.

>>19072874
Could a Wight be good enough at dancing to make up for how horrible her husband is at it?

>>19072861
>>19072863
Troll momster really is the perfected form of momster. Right thickness, right kind attitude, and after mindblowing /ss/ she can happily whip up your favorite food for a growing young boy.

>>19072919
They seem more like great onaholes to me.

>>19072919
But dragon zombies don't have extra mouths to please you with.

Is there anything sadder than a CC inari trying to headpat herself or scratch behind her own ears?

>>19072931
Good

>>19072923
>tell Dragon Zombie wife she really is just a big jiggly smiling onahole
>she does a silly little dance and hops around, tiddies bouncing everywhere as she smiles
>”I am hubby’s own-a-hole! I am hubby’s own-a-hole! Yeeess, yess!”
>laugh and slap her big ass causing her to drool from both mouths and instinctively get into doggy style position, still smiling dumb and cute
Best dragon.

>>19072936
This

>>19072931
I'd stick it in with no second thoughts.

>>19072923
An onahole who can spoil you and make you the happiest man.

>>19072931
Extra mouths are nice but I'll take undead softness and better cuddles over them.

>>19072966
That sounds risqué even for a Wock who prides herself in how lewd she is.

>>19072976
>Spoil me
They are more likely to get spoiled by my dick.

>>19072939
I don't like them to be that retarded though, just slutty.

>>19072412
A humble Zipangu farming village with a forest surrounding it

>>19072865
>Her smug face immediately drops
>”A-actually anon. I’ve never made this for anyone besides my self. I like it and I hope you do too but I don’t know. If you want something else that’s fine. I’ll make it for you”
>Her voice trailed off and she was practically whispering by the end.

>>19072861
>>19072863
I welcome our Troll overlords

>>19072834

>>19072652
Damn, I knew my technique was bad, but did it really look like I was drowning?

>>19072674
When you are at your lowest , I sincerely hope you meet nicer people than I have.

>>19073002
I want to impregnate a snake harem

This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Do all ghouls have the red stuff covering their hands feet and breast?

>>19073035
That’s going to be extremely difficult. For a number of reasons.

>>19072861
Would give a cream pie to reciprocate.

Why are trolls so great, anyway? They're really kind of plain and she barely even has big hands there.

>>19073057
But oh so worth it.

>>19072999
Trolls are the best Overlords, specially if they are tank class with second chance

>>19073050
It's probably """"mana"""" in the same way that the redcap's hat blood is mana

>>19072922
But that's too much meat for one shota!

>>19072992
How to make a man feel like a monster in twenty seconds flat. The make up hug causing a boner would make things awkward, though.

>>19073073
>”No buts young man!”
>she smiles and shakes her tush a little
>”Besides this one~! Hehe!”

>>19072999
I still want to see an off-profile Troll with Doraf proportions.

>>19073070
I always pictured Trolls as a healer class

>>19072919
>Could a Wight be good enough at dancing to make up for how horrible her husband is at it?
Even they have their limits.

I don't know if a Wight could work around a considerable height difference either, that would be a problem.

>>19073070
>>19073093
Trolls give off an air of durability, so they could work as both.
But then again, why would they want to enter a combat roll anyways?

>>19073120
Because a demons trying to feed her husband HER cooking.

>>19073120
She's group mom. The group gents into trouble, she has to help them out. It makes all the more sense for a healer. Maybe a bard.

>>19073120
>troll combat
Trolls using Keijo! butt moves!

>TFW no lizardman childhood friend

>>19073153
>troll momster bard
>she can’t quit singing songs praising her adopted son who’s also the leader of the group
>gets insanely jealous whenever the other girls in the group flirt with him
>has a special ability to instantly end any confrontation they face by whipping out a batch of cookies

>>19073164
I want to be a bodyguard for the troll queen's daughter!

>>19073204
She looks like my girlfriend? But she drowned!

>>19073197
>gets insanely jealous whenever the other girls in the group flirt with him
Yandere-tier obsession makes me hard, especially with matronly girls.

>>19073230
Poseidon saved her.

>>19073141
>huge hand slams with explosive force against the wall behind the demon as the Troll, cheery faced, kabedons her
>”Oh~! Hubbykins, whose this? One of your friends~?”

>>19073237
Poseidon maybe even fixed her! If you’re into that kind of thing.

Alraune daughters!

>>19073237
>Anon's girlfriend sacrifices herself to get him on a lifeboat.
>He spends weeks at a time searching for her with no luck.
>His family tries to get him to admit his girlfriend is dead and move on but he keeps searching.
>One day a year later he's out at sea looking absolutely disheveled he's dehydrated in the harsh heat of the summer because he'd been searching for too long and didn't bring enough supplies.
>Due to the heat he's woozy and trips, falling into the water to meet the same fate as his girlfriend.
>And then he's pushed back up onto his raft by a Nereid who smiles at him and hugs him close while saying "I found you."
>And he hugs her back saying "I found you."
>Somewhere, somehow, Posideon smiles.

>>19073298
>And then she fucks him into a incubus

>>19073298
Poseidon is a good anego.

>>19072931
I'd make out with a 'wock's tentacle mouths.

>>19073317
I want KC to draw the gods. I really want to see how Poseidon and Hel looks like.

Reminder monstergirl adoption is just a different type of marriage.

>>19073334
Unless you adopt a monster daughteru. Then she has to help you find a woman while you help her get with her childhood friend.

Screw kikis and shogs, yetis make the best maids.

>>19073334
I'm down for husband husbandry stuff.

>>19073315
Well yeah, that's a given.

>>19073315
Well yeah, why would that not happen?

>>19073340
>shotas can marry cakes but men can't marry lolis
Nah.

>>19073346
She would probably procrastinate her duties to go cuddle instead. 0/10 wouldn't even hire for maidplay.

>>19073355
This anon gets it

>>19073340
If you adopt a monstergirl daughter, then especially it's going to be a marriage. Especially if she's one of the lewder or more possessive species.

>>19073355
Exactly it’s all pedo either way. Shit the lot of it.

>>19073367
An adoptive Shirohebi must be extra yan. To be tossed aside by her parents only for some anon to CHOOSE her and take her home with him, she'd definitely never let any girls get even remotely close to him!

>>19073334
I had a story for a monstergirl adoption story that would’ve had a pretty edgy plot twist to it. The story would’ve been something like this:
>Story starts off with MC Anon graduating college to be a teacher in front of his adopted wolf daughteru
>she’s still young so she doesn’t know that she’s adopted
>scene change to a couple of years later when she’s just starting high school in the same school you’re teaching math for the freshmen and sophomores
>it’s your first year teaching there so you’re nervous as well
>at this time you’ve talked to her and she knows you adopted her but accepts that you’ll always love her
>shenanigans ensue and the Manticore school bully, the Succubus music teacher, and the Tanuki principal all fall in love with you
>find out your daughteru likes this boy in her geometry class
>more things happen and the Tanuki principal finds out that you were a soldier in the resistance army when monsters first came to this world and in some countries could be considered a criminal
>then your daughteru finds out that you killed her father in the war and he was the reason why you deserted the resistance and killed the men under your command
>you adopted her as repentance for your actions before monsters came and made things better
>then some of the old resistance higher ups kidnap your daughteru and hold her as ransom for your life
>show up to the warehouse and almost die saving your adopteru
>be saved by your daughteru, the delinquent, the teacher, and the principal and the various gangs that owe a favor to the delinquent
>go home and marry the Manticore delinquent (after she graduates of course), the Succubus teacher, and the Tanuki principal
>at the reception that boy, Anon, asks for your daughterus hand in marriage
Fin.

Say something nice about a less popular girl.

>>19073385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC9AjN5l4Gs

>>19073390
I would drink from a pot devil's pot.

>>19073390
Liliraunes are underrated.

>>19073390
I'd take a humpty over any slime except Japanese housewife slime.

>>19073385
Edgy but good. People here will hate you for it but that’s a great idea.

>>19073390
Kobolds are adorable!

>>19073390
Wife slime best slime.

>>19073390
Gargoyles deserve to be proudly displayed during the day and lovingly cherished at night.

>>19073390
Cancers are the ideal mixture of creepy and cute that a monster girl should be

>>19073410
She always seems like the weeb's choice to me but a very solid, underrated girl. Top tier slime.

Reminder that monsters don't mind edgy stories as long as there's a happy ending.

>>19073418
What if it's a happy story that has an edgy ending?

>>19073410
The only thing better than a wife slime is a queen wife slime.

>>19072939
What a cutie

>It's summer.jpg

We're getting closer to Summer, it's going to happen, I can feel it in my mag scrote.

>>19073356
Yeti maid tries her best and that's what counts

>>19073444
I wish Latenight did an entire series on these two.

>>19073431
I wonder what a Queen Nureonago would be like anyway.

>>19073378
Yan would be one thing, but what about the clever and lewd ones that would constantly seduce you? Demon or apophis would be the perfect for that, just the right amount of smug, exotic semen demon in both body and spirit.

>>19073454
He did though?

What’s it feel like to have someone who loves you unconditionally?

Or to have someone respect and love you, even if they’re mad at you for a short time?

>>19073481
Why is Rata-chan so erotic?

Friendly reminder, anons.

Your waifu is best girl, always. Why? Because she's your girl. Cherish her forever. Portals soon.

>Have a Kikimora maid
>She's polite, friendly and cheerful
>She gives off the air that she would never hurt a fly
>One night, you're awakened by a man's shout
>When you investigate, you find a would be burglar with a knife stuck in his forearm on the floor
>Your maid is crouching over him, grabbing him by the collar and holding the barrel of a gun in his mouth
>She's hissing at him through clenched teeth, saying "You brought your filth in here and defiled my master's home. You had better pray that I'm able to wash away the stench of your presence, because if I'm not, no force on this Earth can stop me from killing you."
>The cold fury in her eyes tells you that every word of what she's saying is true

>>19073488
Damn right anon, my waifu a cute!

>>19073495
Not gonna lie, I'd be harder than diamond-inlaid Dragonforce albums if I saw that happen.

>>19073482
I'm afraid you've asking the wrong people.

>>19073482
Someone? Do siblings count?

>>19073463
She could run an entire onsen herself! Of course, there are special pools reserved only for the owners of the springs.

>>19073495
Bad maid, making me waste all that time with the police.

What is happening here?

>>19073482
Pretty good I bet.

I mean, I love my mom and dad and siblings and I know they love me, but nothing weird.

>>19073495
>You had better pray that I'm able to wash away the stench of your presence, because if I'm not, no force on this Earth can stop me from killing you.

Is there any girl save the Demon Lord who could truthfully say that?

>>19073526
"Out of the way; I saw him first!"

>>19073495
Okay that's just kind of stupidly edgy

>>19073390
Sirens are a top tier race and deserve a lot of attention but harpies in general get ignored.
Sahuagin was the original kuu race and wants her mild popularity back.
Mucus Toad's level of monstrousness should be a template for a small handful of girls because they strike a nice balance.
Mummies are a great target for those who prefer to dom their girls but get overshadowed by the popular choices.

>>19073526
Battle of the sneks!

>>19073482
It feels like everything good is just a little bit better, and everything bad is just a little bit smaller.

You could have a crappy day at work, but it doesn't matter because you get to go home and kiss her after.

You could be worried about money but know that it doesn't matter all that much to her and how she feels about you, as a person.

You could be really sick and unable to do much, but no matter how much it hurts you don't have to be alone through it.

You could doubt yourself, but at the end of the day you know for sure that there's one person out there who believes with all her heart that yes, you are good enough.

I wish it were easier to describe, but maybe that's the point.

>>19073532
>harpies in general get ignored

>>19073526
>2 of the most dangerous Lamia types
>Both have spoopy masks

>>19073538
They don’t really have a lot going for them
>Jubjubs - the Onahole
>Crow Tengu - the Nerd
>Black Harpy - the Cheap Dime Whore
>Ghandharva - Smells and Songs
>Siren - Sex and Songs
>Thunderbird - Sex and Shocks
>Cockatrice - the Rapist Fantasy

>>19073562
I used to post about Crow Tengus a lot until I got tons of replies that she’s a weird stalker, and anything good about her is just an extension of her stalking you.

Now I post about Liches.

>>19073562
I like nerds.

>>19073562
>cockatrice
I'll show her my cannon.

>>19073566
But that's a good thing.

>>19073562
Everyone knows the perfume birds are the best anyway.

>>19073538
Jubjub's just about the only one that gets attention, maybe crow tengus with a few posts of nerd talk if they're lucky.

>>19073566
>>19073568
Crow Tengu with their research are like the people that read through the wiki and watch all the tutorials before playing a game.

>>19073590
>Henlo birb
>Smelly birb
>Go sing a song ugly

>>19073599
It's how to do your best at the game. You just don't rape any man.

>>19073599
How long would she be able to keep reading once she realized I lost the will to live years ago?

She’d either have to keep researching and let me suffer or start dating me immediately without knowing exactly what to do!

>>19073609
>tengus
>rape
nerds wish they could

Cupid's entry doesn't mention if they can fly or not.

>>19073623
>Just like other members of the harpy family, they have a mating season and when the time comes, they descend to human settlements and take away human men. On this occasion, they use the contents of the previously mentioned investigations of humans to prudently select the man they're definitely going to kidnap. For that reason, people that they hate, such as villains and those who normally speak ill of them, are much less likely to be kidnapped than good people. We can probably almost say they're safe.The kidnapped men will exchange couple's vows with them in their dwelling and end up having sex with them on the spot for the sake of procreation. They're hardworking and along with their shinzuuriki training, they also thoroughly study the ways of pleasing men.
Most men who have sex with them will become enthralled by them after being thoroughly serviced, due to their intimate knowledge of a man's weak points based on the contents of their investigations, then they'll end up living together.

Enjoy being mindbroken by Tengu pussy.

I want a buff bird harpy harem

>>19073636
Beats the Hell out of Bermuda offseason.

>>19073636
I would enjoy that!

But I’d enjoy being mindbrolen by Hellhound pussy more, and an entire night of instant loss to Inari Mofu the most.

>>19073641
Imagine a buff black harpy. She would be the ultimate life form.

>>19073562
Is it true that the old Black Harpy profile had her pimping out her husband?

>>19073562
I sort of regret pushing the black harpy whore meme

>>19073664
More likely it was just a bad translation.

>>19073657
That's what she'd tell herself at least.
Buff jubjub would have her beat in the bust department
I really need to start up the next season after hockey tonight

>>19073667
She chooses to dress that way.

>>19073674
You missed the reference but that’s fine.

>>19073670
I don't see it.

>>19073683
Nah, I'm fairly certain I did.

>>19073695
I like dragons.

>Stop, you've broken the law!

>>19073701
Am i being detained?

>>19073701
>You violated my mom and sister!

>>19073701
>what law!

>>19073704
Of course.

>>19073701
Don't rape me, bro!

>>19073701
Ha! You’ll have to completely mindbreak me with your tailpussy AND your realpussy to stand a chance at taking me in! Good luck, you furry eared freak!

>>19073684
>the “husband” helps takes care of the harpy’s other children during her pregnancy and will not be set free until his “wife” gives birth
KEKING REEEE

>>19073714
Is that what manticore prolapse looks like? It’s supposed to stay inside the bulb.

>>19073636
I appreciate the "kidnap until he loves me" approach. It's what makes oomukade cute.

>>19073701
>all this cringey roleplayng
ew

It’s your birthday!

Who is your Waifu, and what gifts do they buy you?

>>19073736
Besides, you're married to her. You can't just leave.

>>19073742
What does a Shog get for the man who has everything (because he has his beloved Shog?)

>>19073742
They’re a couple months early.

>>19073684
I think they're talking about this version. As you can see, there was no quality control when it came to translations back then.

>>19073695
C-cute!

>>19073742
Anubis. I get to write her schedule for the next week. That, or a large lego set for us to build together

>>19073746
Never seen this one before. Where'd you find it?

>>19073742
>tfw birthday tomorrow
>tfw no Cockatrice MG to celebrate said birthday
>tfw a bullet is looking more and more appetizing

>>19073752
Would you believe me if I said I am the current editor of the profiles and keep all the current and older versions I know of in a folder on my computer?

In other words I've had it for years, don't remember where I found it but I think it was from the old, old days of the MGE.

>>19073749
Would you make her do a bunch of nice stuff for you, like massages and tail fluffing?

Or would you truly torture her by marking the entire thing “RELAX” or “FREE TIME?”

>Building a Lego set together
I can almost hear her happy humming as you arrange all the pieces into separate piles based on shape and color.

>>19073742
>Troll
She makes all my favorite dishes and desserts filled with love and aphrodisiacs
she's 3 days early

Best snek.

>>19073742
She probably uses illusions to turn my life into some cheesy anime for a few days. Switching from genre to genre when necessary.

>>19073742
I don't really need anything other than her.

>>19073744
>Anon is lying in bed in his luxurious mansion wearing pajamas
>He is woken up by his maid with a big wrapped gift box in her hands
>He sits up and rips the wrapping paper off
>His maid stands and watches him with a contented smile
>He opens the box
>A shoggoth is inside the the box
>His maid is the box
>His maid is the wrapping paper
>His maid is the sheets
>His maid is the pillows
>His maid is his pajamas
>His maid is his bed
>His maid is his bedroom
>His maid is his mansion
>His maid loves him very much

>>19073742
Hellhound.

She spends all day trying her best to cook up all my favorite dishes and failing miserably. I still try to soldier through and eat it but we're forced to go to Waffle House, because it's all charred, where we both dig in on big old plate of everything hashbrowns and over easy eggs. She gives me my present when we get home, a mint copy of Lord of the Rings: Battle For Middle Earth which I've been searching for at a reasonable price for years now.

The night ends with us cuddling on the couch in front of the fireplace as a soft flame putters in the fireplace and my head buried in her neck with food coma, post coital bliss, her warmth, her smoky scent and slowing heartbeat lulling me to sleep.

>>19073553
4U

>>19073711
The rules of nature.

>>19073788
>Waffle House with a Hellhound

That sounds unreasonably fun.

>>19073752
>Ywn meet a black harpy prostitute who does work nearly 24/7 in a dark alley
>Ywn hire her for exclusive use for a whole month
>Ywn set her on the straight and narrow during that month
>Ywn turn her into responsible person, leaving her old life behind
>Ywn get to see that pure smile on her face as she holds her first fertilized egg in her wings that you helped make
>Ywn like a long, happy life with your newfound wife

>Ywn be woken up in the middle of the night to her soft crying
>Ywn comfort her and ask her whats wrong
>Swn tell you that she feels sorry and regrets her past so much
>Swn tell you that she's happier than she's ever been in her entire life
>Swn tell you that you deserve better
>Ywn tell her that she's the only one you love and that she's the only one for you

>>19073799
Indeed it does.

>>19073803
I hate that Black Harpies are associated with prostitution only because of the profile art. Don't you shitters even have an original thought in those malnourished noggins of yours?

>>19073814
What?

>>19073814
>Black Harpies are associated with prostitution only because of the profile art.
huh?

Taking an Inari to a high end cafe for the first time!

Ordering cappuccinos made with beans roasted on site and pastries baked that morning!

Watching her tails wag with excitement as she takes her first sip!

Looking around at the smiling faces of everyone else inside, because halfway through her cup she started making fox noises unconsciously!

Looking her straight in the eyes and telling her she’s perfect!

>>19073761
>“RELAX” or “FREE TIME?”
I don't think she'd be the type to be irritated at the thought of having time off. I'd probably fill it with tail brushing, paw/ear molesting, cuddle-sex, and playing games together.

>>19072439
Even funnier in context.

>>19073814
Sounded like from the old translation that black harpies acted more like pimps.

>>19073814
If you come here for original thoughts, I feel sorry for you

>>19073830
Now it makes sense.

If you were forcibly and irrevocably Alped, would it be better to find a Succubus to help you work through it, or just use your natural instincts?

>>19073841
It’d be best to find a guy you were friends with all throughout childhood, start a bro-tier romance built on shared interests and a great rapport, then invite that bitch succubus to your wedding while she’s still single.

You’re now officially a happier and more successful monstergirl than she is.

>>19073814
I used to think that Thunderbirds where rock stars, and Black Harpys where their roadies.

>>19073847
You mean Baphomet right? It was a bapho that caused the change in the comic.

>>19073841
It would be the best to do a suicide bombing at a monstergirl playground, deus vult

>>19073488
>Portals soon.
I'm revving up my summoning circles.

>>19073841
I'd definitely want my hand held for that no homo, yet I'd probably push away any help offered. That'd be a dedicated succ.

>>19073390
Cu and Cait Sith are cute on a weird mascot level
Selkies are good girls
Medusa is best Lamia

>>19073760
Probably found it on gelbooru. A lot of the old stuff was through there,

>>19073882
Same here. You can’t just go up to your best friend and say “a magic fiat turned me into a beautiful girl and made me gay, wanna fuck?”

Tall tough tanukis!

>>19073488
>Portals soon.
?

>>19073912
I still get a childish amount of amusement from this picture.

>>19073892
>>19073892
But I didn't see that on Gelbooru.

>>19073872
>blow some infidels to smithereens
>granted paradise with 72 virgins
>can't shake the feeling all the virgins are alps and if you fuck them you might catch the gay
Shits whack yo.

>>19072335
>You will never fuck the kiki maid while she eats out the vampire mistress

>>19073872
>>19073920

Remember to pick up the new title in the super popular Need to Breed series of video games, Need to Breed: The Twin Snakes.

>>19073920
Does it lack a penis, have boobs, and can give birth?
If so, I'm game.

>>19073927
Nah, that’s gay

>>19073927
You sure about that?

>>19073927
Enjoy your GRIDs, dweeb.

>>19073937
>>19073943

Whatever you say man, if I get some kids out of it, I'm fine with that.

>>19073923
>My way of pleasing human males is better than yours!
Is this how wars start in MG land?

>>19073943
Don't you know? MAMONO MANA can cure STDs.

I want to give my Kiki daughteru her nightly cunny rubbins!

>>19073954
Incest is objectively shit and anyone who likes it should be exterminated.

>>19073948
Making more alps? You and your ilk should be quarantined.

>>19073950
You cant cure gay, only excessive amounts of electricity can do that.

>>19073961
Except when it's with imoutos. The only acceptable incest.

>>19073961
But automanee, what do you want to do to your otouto?

>>19073964
Anon, they would literally, just be succubi daughterus

>>19073964
Guess who's gonna be the first to alp when the portal opens?

>>19073923
Stop posting this shit.

>>19073968
Give him a pet cat.

>>19073961
I'm cool with incest, but daughteru dickers are annoying cunts that deserve to be eradicated.

>>19073977
You know that's not all she plans

>>19073923
I swear this image used to not have the joke-ruining text
Am I remembering wrong?

Tonight is the Miss USA pagent. What monster would represent your state? Would that get you to care about it?

>>19073841

>>19073742
Honestly just going out to a fine diner and grabbing some 40$ steaks for me and all three of my girls would be more than enough.

>>19073985
It didn’t. Some fags like to ruin things.

>>19073973
I can't honestly understand how Alps work, like, my mind doesn't compute it at all. When the portal opens you will have all these titty monsters with child-bearing hips offering to drown you in pleasure and suck you for all you're worth. Who in their sane mind would go to the dark side after seeing that?

>>19073993
>Kentucky
100% centaur.

>>19073985
>>19073999
>>/jp/image/Gi78KXZ70QgVzfBuU4iQQQ

>>19074001
Literally faggots.

>>19073980
True. These threads would be better without our two token degenerates.

>>19074001
For certain folks its the genderbender kink.

>>19074001
You've obviously never seen the monster girl threads on /tg/.

>>19073973
I thought alps only came from transgendered people and not someone who was actively gay.

>>19073981
How many girls wants to fuck Automanee's brother? If I remember right there was something about a Shoggoth.

>>19074035
>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman or be with a man
Of course, if you're bisexual, and your desire to have a waifu is stronger than your desire to have a husbando, you won't alp.

>portals open next year
>monster girls overwhelm the world with love and sex and cause feminist panic when human women realize they're outclassed 100%
>one day, all gay men suddenly Alp simultaneously in what shall be called The Great Alpenning
>awkward boners when dudes who used to be weirded out by gay people suddenly want to bone a former butt pirate turned sex goddess
>mamono watch in horror as tens of millions of monster girls appear out of thin air overnight and increase the competition
>now have to compete with native mamono who are just as good as other mamono (i.e. better than human women)
>governments are forced to put Alps in camps to ensure they don't cause complete societal collapse
>mamono immigration is cut significantly when human men almost completely abandon human women for superior mamono

Alps are gonna ruin this shit for everybody.

>>19073902
I mean, you can. That's gotta be a "help you hide a body" level friend though, and not everyone has one of those.

>>19074047
>>one day, all gay men suddenly Alp simultaneously in what shall be called The Great Alpenning

That couldn't happen unless the world was so saturated with monster mana that it was enough to monsterize all the women anyway. Recall that you have to become an incubus before you can alp, and outside of sex/certain foods, that takes exposure to a ton of monster mana for an extended period of time.

>>19074059
Pretty much this.
If there was enough for that to happen, all women would be succubi

>>19074040
I legit thought gayness came from dissapointment in women or something. In a world where they actually beg for it doesn't make sense for faggotry to be a thing.

>>19074068
>I legit thought gayness came from dissapointment in women or something.
Given how many gay men are feminists IRL, I doubt that.

>>19074033
I would work for Druella. Though she should probably turn off her "mindbreak" aura until I have become an incubus or something.

>>19074059
So you could have a period of time where you’re dissatisfied being married to a monster girl and she eventually imbues you with enough mana that you become sister wives to hunt down the man you want? Huh.

>>19074025
There's only two that I can really think of for token degenerates who need to fuck off.

>>19074080
Possible but pretty rare. Monsters generally have a good sense for men that are going to alp and won't make them their husbands.

>>19074074
>Gay men and feminists vs monster girls
I honestly would pay to see that, that would be probably the silliest thing to happen. With how the world is in the current year, a portal opening would be the funniest thing to happen in a million years.

>>19074067
>the last uncorrupted human woman lays on her deathbed surrounded by mamono and incubus grandchildren and great-grandchildren

>>19074098
A cute woman to have those kids.

>>19074098
Seriously, they'd just corrupt her, or taunt/reassure her with the knowledge that her corpse would soon rise as a cock-hungry undead.

Do you guys want to resume this conversation back on
>>>/tg/
where it fucking belongs?

>>19074098
I want to be healed and taken cared of by a mindflayer mistress

>19074133
>Anon throws the whole can in the lake

>>19074127
I dunno, if she died at peace and loved I really don't think there'd be a need for that to happen.

Sometimes death is to be welcomed.

>>19074137
the point

________
your head

>>19074098
How would she remain uncorrupted until the very end? don't all monsters and incubi radiate mamono mana? She would probably monsterize the moment her MG granddaughters come to pay a visit.

>>19074140
Yes but from the monster's perspective you can't have really died peacefully if you've never experienced the pleasures of a monster's body.

Plus again the scenario makes no sense in the MGE, where a woman surrounded by that many monsters for that long a time would become a monster too simply from gradual exposure.

>>19074151
Depends, if the woman had kids, a happy marriage, and a happy life, it may be enough, like not visiting a foreign country but visiting all of yours to see what it holds.

Can we have the exact opposite of a regular dragon? Like instead of scales she has fluff and shoots bubbles instead of fire. But she wants to be taken seriously but everytime you see her you can't help but relax.

>>19074169
This reminds me of the Dodo for some reason.

>>19074047
This is the kind of thing that would get mamono pushed out of the country entirely.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing goes as well with a weresheep wool blanket like a jubjub feather pillow.
Now available at the local N-Mart

>>19074150
>>19074151
She could remain human if her willpower was strong enough.

>>19074226
Would monster girls be jealous of body pillows? Imagine a Weresheep being jealous of the body pillow anon made out of her own wool. Isn't that ironic?

>>19074255
>"anon im right here"

>>19074234
Citation? Willpower at most would only influence the type of monster she becomes.

>>19074255
Ittan momen. Although it's also an opportunity for them if they're careful.

She just saw your ___.

Big Yetis for Big Cuddles!

>>19074282
collect of "how to be a great dad" books

>>19074282
Incredibly vanilla porn collection.

>>19074282
bum

>>19074282
Girlfriend.

>>19074282
Similar lack of social skills

So what happens when a bunyip sheds?
Does the whole thing slough off looking like some odd sleeping bag or is it just the scales on the bottom?

>>19073993
Tundranubis for miss Alaska!

>>19074321
I would imagine the furry parts shed like fur and the scaly parts shed like snake skin.

>>19074321
>Loli bunyip with a pile of fluff vaguely shaped like herself next to her

>>19072335

>>19073993
Washington D.C. votes for Wurm-Chan!
The lizard overlord we can trust!

>>19074357
LOEN YES

>>19073993
>Delaware.
Nothing.

>>19073993
I really want a diamondback lamia to survive the Arizona summer.

Why did pixiv delete KC’s account?

>>19074374
It's not that kind of election chief.

>>19074379
You could have a Nook working at the Mint.

>>19074357
I'mma grab her by the ankles and turning that frown upside down!

I want to blow bubbles for my Kobold daughteru and watch her happily jump around trying to catch them!

>>19074357
good to see you're still kicking
i hope you're not angry about me coloring this

>>19074409
Why that's, that's not degenerate at all. Huh.

>>19074386
I wasn't even aware KC had a Pixiv account

>>19074394
Something like this?

Sorry if this is considered a dick move to edit someone’s art.

>>19074422
That'll do.

>>19074415
Not everyone is that guy

How to court your mershark

>>19074415
I don't want degenerate things all the time anon, Then they'd just get boring.

>>19074429
I'd be pretty weirded out too if Rayman wanted to stick his fingers in my mouth.

>>19074357
Quivering with anticipation.

>>19074394
>Ankles

>>19074455
I have no idea what you're insinuating at this conjuncture.

Love can get messy
https://imgur.com/a/KdWrVZs

>>19074474
Now draw it going in!

>>19074469
Circle for me where her ankles are.

>>19074488
Her hand is kind of in the way but this is where I'm assuming a snake's feet were fused together into a tail.

>>19074496
Good enough for me.

>>19074455
>>19074488
Some snakes have vestigal legs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelvic_spur

>>19074505
Of course she would have to be rather small for my manlet height to be sufficient to hold her up like that.

>>19074507
So do whales, but nobody's going to say that whales have ankles

>>19074496
>>19074508
Dude if that's where her feet were her legs would be over 10ft long. And it wouldn't be proportional, so she'd just have a normal sized torso, and spaghetti legs. I'm cracking up at the image

I want a Hellhound to sit on my face!

>>19074514
Ah shuddup.

>>19074521
And then what?

>>19074508
Reminder that lamiae could change their height by changing how much tail the put under their torso. She could come up to your stomach or tower over you. It’s all up to her.

>>19074526
And then I enjoy her taste and scent!

>>19074530
There's still a gotta be a limit to how much tail she could lift off the ground.

>>19074357
Wip wip!
Bunwip!

>>19074536
Lamia ballerinas balancing on their tail tip!

>>19074536
The higher she goes, the more likely she is to become unbalanced. She could probably only go as high as half her total length.

>”So anon, I hear you like tall girls?”
>”Haha yeah, kinda”
>She raises up in front of him, going from eye to eye to eye to bikini area
>”See anything you like”
>”Or maybe you want a taste?

>Unicorns are fairly rare
>They have healing properties in their horns so they also (likely) hunted
>They can be turned into another MG entirely which may or may not have Unicorn children

I'm putting those poor girls on the endangered species list. Unauthorized non-virgin personal prohibited from entry into Enchanted Forests. Trespassers will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. All Chinese citizens revoked access.

>>19074551
-is how the Bunyip imagined the conversation going, buuuut-

We need to be careful how popular we make bunyips. If they find out so many men like them then they may try to hide even more!

>>19074556
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
Bunyips are ripe for comedy.

>>19074556
It's too bad you can't write underwater, seems like Bunyips could make a lot of money if they wrote their elaborate fantasies as cheesy romance novels. Then again, she'd probably be too shy to let anyone read them.

>>19074567
Now would be the time a Tanuki in a diving suit suddenly bursts into the water, peddling a magically waterproof writing kit with all supplies included.

>>19074521
Face sitting is part of dog girl culture, specifically between couples. Much like how dogs sniff each others asses as a greeting. However for dog girls, it's more sexual in nature, thus kept between couples. She may take great offense if you don't eat her out, but don't worry, she'll return the favor!

>>19074556
>Bunyip leaps out of the water
>Anon doesn’t scream or run, but he does jump back in shock
>”H-h-hey! Y-you like tall!?”
>”T-tall?”
>”YES! IM TALL! YOU LIKE TALL! LOOK AT IT!”
>She smothers anon’s face in her bits and grabs him close as she pulls him back down out of the public eye

>>19074572
gud

>>19074562
I like the idea of more simple or less travelled Monstergirls not knowing what a Bunyip is and thinking they really are some sort of fearsome demon realm beast that is actually legitimately dangerous.
Harpy chicks would be particularly spooked.