/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19062015
First for Meidos!

Kobolds are cute and cuddly!

>>19062030
Who gives better cuddles, small energetic Kobolds or big lazy ones?

>>19062038
Both at once of course!

>>19062038
all of them.

>>19062038
The big ones. No question.

>>19062038
A small one obviously since they'llo be so enticed with your scent she'll want to cuddle her whole body against yours to have your smell on her

What monster girl is the most scary when baby-crazy?

>>19062043
>>19062045
Only a true canine master can handle multiple Kobolds.
Prepare to hone your petting skills.

>>19062048
She looks so soft and comfy, cuddling her might be dangerous because you'll never want it to end.

>>19062065
Dragons.

GETTING MARKED BY SNEK AS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP

>>19062065

>>19062038
You have to be careful around the big lazy ones. When they do get excited, nothing will stop them. Imagine getting tackled down to the ground by an extremely excited CC kobold. Maybe after being away on a business trip?

>>19062065
Ushi-Oni.

>>19062065
I wanna get preyed upon by my ovulating hellhound waifu!

>>19062116
Kobolds in heat are not to me trifled with, no matter the size!

>>19062065
Any one of them really. Once their baser instincts kick in and they want nothing more than their husbands cock to knock her up with quintuplets because she didn’t go out to buy fertility pills to use on this particular estrus period for nothing.

>>19062129

Given that the sex is already always going to be a thing. Is it possible to add additional stuff to Demon contracts. Like having her first buy you videogames and stuff?

>>19062136
I love Wurms.

>>19062059
If a Kobold loves your smells she will always shove her head into your groin whenever you sit down.
Her rubbing all your body serves a double because she gets to have your smell on her and also marks you with hers so that bigger Kobolds don't approach you.

>>19062116
>She tackles you to the ground and showers you with kisses
>The kisses keep going lower
>Eventually it turns into a blowjob then full on sex
You won't even be able to protest.

>>19062122
They're much less scary if you don't run... or struggle.

>>19062095
>Anubis ovulates
>She crosses off everything in both your and her schedule
>Write a big PROCREATE in red on them

>>19062160
Either way you get raped until you pass out. Cow spiders are not kind.

>>19062139
>demon tries to husbando anon
>anon responds with a counter proposal
>every morning, demon waifu and anon will take turns cooking breakfast for both of them to eat in bed
>for every ten orgasms, she must cook him a homemade dinner from scratch
>for every twenty naked aprons, anon will take her out on a fancy date
>for every fifty long term cuddle sessions, they take turns giving massages to the other
>for every hundred creampies, she must buy him a new video game OR parts for a PC if relevant
>for every baby, she must be the absolute best mother she possibly can be

>>19062086
I can imagine dragons wouldn't stop until they got pregnant. I guess the guy has to be really lucky or it's 1 to 10 years of pure sex.

Nothing is more wholesome than slowly convincing an Oomukade that you actually love her and that you'd stay with her even if she didn't keep you captive.

How do I make sure I can stay alone when portals open?

>>19062177
>”I AM THE MOST NOBLE OF THE MONSTERS! THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE BEASTS! THE MOST FECUND OF THIS WORLD! YOU WILL PAY ME TRIBUTE WITH A WORLD CLASS DAUGHTER.”
>”Ohmygosh, she’s going to be so cute! She’ll have your stunning eyes, my scales, your compassion and kindness, my nobility, our combined powe, and maybe even some adorable dimples! I just want to hold her close and feed here, and kiss her, and lose sleep when she’s crying and watch her grow to be beautiful like her mom and dad and help her start a hoard and find a husband and become ruler of her territory and we’ll love her so much!”

>>19062214
Go commit a capitol offense or develop uncurable sociopathy.

>>19062224
incurable huh

>>19062224
I'd rather keep my mental health though

>>19062237
O shit u right

>>19062214
Kill yourself BEFORE they open. Otherwise you get Wisp'd.

>>19062244
I don't want to die, I just want to be alone.

>>19062244
Doesn’t he still run the risk of becoming a ghost or finding a ghost in the afterlife?

>>19062166
Imagine if a pharaoh wanted a heir to her throne
And she wants one now

>>19062258
Quick question, why do you want to be alone? That may change things.

>>19062264
To receive (You)s

>>19062263
But she’s an undead! Do those parts still work that way?

>>19062065
Canonically the Ochimusha.

>>19062264
I unironically can't trust them.

>>19062273
Maybe you should mosey on down to r9k or some other board my anon.

Oh god it's this faggot again.

>>19062263
Half her kingdom would come to as halt as she orders them to bring her the most potent aphrodisiacs, fertility drugs and lewdest outfits. She'd also have them build her new chambers especially made to arouse you to the fullest.
>You have a high-school fetish
>Within a week she has an entire school built
>She wears a uniform 2 sizes too small just like you wanted
You better do your best to impregnate her.

>>19062268
Enough mana can fix that.

>>19062139
I think with most Demons, the contract is basically a formality. It does let her magically rape you whenever you want, but you get something vague like “a life of true happiness” or “constant bliss” in return. Both of which can mean other things than sex.

Then when you sign it, they don’t abuse their authority anyway. Instead they spoil the hell out of you even though it’s not really needed. Demons are much nicer than you’d think.

>>19062015
Seriously, imagine a town inhabited by Bunyips and their husbands. What would it be like? Everyone is just hiding in their lake snuggling their SO?

I need an evil monster gf, and I don't mean cartoon evil.

Five steps to healing an old, unloved fox:

>Listen to her
>Offer sake, tofu, and other food
>Groom and care for her fur while she relaxes
>Offer a prayer at her shrine
>Promise that you still think she’s beautiful, no matter how hard that is for her to believe.

If done correctly, the depressed Inari or sad Youko won’t just rape you - she’ll give you a tearful hug and beat at your chest with emaciated fists. Why are you being so nice to her?! She doesn’t get it!

All foxes deserve love. Make sure they all know it.

>>19062316
Me too

>>19062316
Only if you're okay with her getting killed or indefinitely sealed.

>>19062325
>All foxes deserve love
What about the liver eating ones.

>>19062348
They’re not part of MGE. But if they were, they’d probably be sexually aggressive rather than lethally aggressive. Poor liver eaters traumatized by decades of having to tear humans apart for food.

>>19062348
You get them animal livers.

>>19062341
A good hench husband would hide away to unseal her when the heroes have left and nurse her back to health with lots of mana restoring sex.
I can already see it. Everytime you unseal her she has to spend a few months living the life of "a normal, happily married, lovey-dovey copuple". Then she's back to being a terror in the streets for a few weeks.

>>19062363
Until they put 2 and 2 together and just throw you in with the seal next time.
Which could be your "good" end?

>>19062370
>Heroes seal anon in with his wife.
>They just fuck until her overflowing power breaks the seal
>Infinitesmug.jpg

>>19062038
St. Bernhardt Kobold onee-chans are the best.

>>19062361
Animal livers don't work. Next you'll say vampires should drink animal blood instead of their husbands'

>>19062374
So you want them to just actually kill her then.
Remember what the DL did when she found something in her domain that was still an actual threat to the safety of others?

>>19062370
You fuck inside the seal until it becomes a Demon Realm.

And she finally has that kingdom to rule over that she’s wanted for so long.

>>19062374
devilish

>>19062383
I want my wife to react that way to someone trying to kill or harm me.

I would be so safe with her I’d never want to take my face out of her Mofu again.

>>19062386
Unless, there's some "bigger on the inside" nonsensse going on, that won't be much of a Demon Realm to rule over.

>>19062391
Well unless you want your wife to be the on the receiving end of Tentacle Genocide 2.0, you'd better do your best to keep her behavior in line.

I want to dick the Sabbath Scouts!

How do you like your amazons? what are they for?

Ultra rare shiny fox!

>>19062433
Aww jeez, anon.

>>19062428
>what are they for?
Aggressive reverse mating press impregnation

>>19062304
Working the daycare would be fun. It'd be good acclamation for the extra shy tiny bunyips and thinking of them sleeping in a fluffy pile together warms the heart.

>>19062450
Y'know, I'd imagine that little Bunyips ere really clingy with their childhood friends/brothers/fathers, in lieu of the whole sexual aggressiveness they get when they're older.

>>19062418
>Dicking the sabbath scouts
>Not going after the troop leader instead
You got your thinking all wrong anon

>>19062459
>that one Bunyip in town who managed to snag herself an extremely virile man
>walks around town with a mini Bunyip coiled tightly around each arm and leg and a final one curled up on his neck and shoulders
>she just gives a smug look at all the other girls from her pond and panicrapes her husband when he notices
>meanwhile, he's just wondering where the hell the next kid's going to cling to

>>19062428
MGE Amazons were really horribly, horribly handed. No abs, no muscles and the public sex stuff killed a lot of their appeal.

>>19062459
Probably have a large stuffed animal collection as well.

>>19062399
I wasn’t the Anon who wanted a truly evil wife. I was just tying to think of a happy ending for them.

>>19062465
The troop leader is guaranteed to be an old hag in disguise, I want a real little girl!

>>19062467
I feel its really because they are very early monsters. I think if KC had made them more recently, they would be a lot Jinko-like.

>>19062475
Small difference in tastes then. I prefer my lolis to be my age or a bit older.

But what makes you the scouts are any younger? For all you know, all those witches and familars under her command are just as old if not older than her.

>>19062428
>you'll never go through paladin training and end up on the SWAT team
>you'll never get along really well with that qt Amazon who's responsible for door breaches
>you'll never go out with the squad for a bar crawl after a long day of busting manticore venom dealers and humanboy rapedens
>you'll never spend hours going bar to bar downing all sorts of alcohol and playing stupid drinking games with the squad
>you'll never drunkenly stagger out of the last bar and into an Uber with her because she wants to make sure you get home safe
>you'll never have her follow you into your apartment and put you to bed
>you'll never pull her into your bed and flip the switch she's been holding back on for months
>you'll never wake up in the morning as the little spoon, tightly clutched to her chest as she gently snores behind you
>you'll never go back to sleep because both of you're off today and you might as well enjoy the cuddles

>>19062465
Maybe I would if the troop leader didn't had a stupidly nigh-impossible requirement to dick (being stronger than her)

Knowing the consequences of being possessed and becoming an actor, would you watch a phantom play?

>>19062467
I never minded the public sex bit, personally. Actually sounds kind of hot.

>>19062502
Zero issues whatsoever. Done plenty of acting in my time, more than willing to do it with a cute chuuni ghost GF.

>>19062502
Only if the play is something really cheesy, like a stage adaption of Metal Gear Solid 3.

>>19062499
That's not a requirement at all.
It says that they'll usually release men that aren't "superior," BUT that men who come to adore them may run off with the Baphomets anyway. So it's more like they're less pushy about you staying if you aren't stronger, but they're not about to say no to a willing oniichan.

>>19062418
>A trio of Sabbath scouts knock at your door
>There is a redhead Witch, a typical Familiar and a shy looking loli Troll
>They offer you freshly made cookies and an invite to the next black mass
>The Familiar pushes the Troll towards you
>The Troll mumbles something about cooking with love
>The Witch then says that she looks forward to your visit at the black mass
>On their way out you hear them talking about how they should have made more cookies than just enough for one man
Would you go?

>>19062418
The Sabbath is real and they post their propaganda on pixiv.

Are Kitsunes good mid-sleep adjusters? If I date one, can I look forward to waking up in the middle of the night to find her in lots of cute positions?

>Little spoon facing me, her head tucked under my neck
>Her back against mine, but all her tails wrapped around me like a cocoon of mofu
>Clearly still awake and eating something crunchy, but giving me serious ASMR vibes doing it
>In fox form curled up against my chest, because she had a nightmare and this makes her feel safe

What about Liches? They don’t sleep, but they’d still love to be in bed with you. What do they do for all that time?

>>19062554
What does it mean to be a "good" mid-sleep adjuster?

>>19062514
>>19062511
>Cheesy adaptation of mgs3
You are now imagining the chunniest of ghosts giving you a cheap bandana tonwear and singing this
https://youtu.be/_CbFAZ2ztlE

>>19062557
You don’t kick the other person out of the bed or ruin their sleep while you’re unconsciously getting comfortable.

>>19062568
Probably depends on the individual. Or species.
Inari are well known for their grace, but a Youko might "accidentally" give you a facefull of tails if she feels like getting a quickie in the middle of the night.

>>19062538
On twitter too. They won't rest until being a lolicon becomes the norm.
They especially abuse men's weakness for loli tummy.

>>19062508
I wouldn't mind if it was just during the first rape, or every once in a while. But always? Nope, I can't handle it. Specially because I have a lot of (ironically femdom related) fetishes I wouldn't be comfortable with anyone else seeing, like getting wrestled down and raped or being bitchslapped into submission. Thus thanks to the public sex shit, I would be unable to actually act on them and be limited to vanilla rape.

>>19062524
We don't know what happen with men that go after them. As far as we know they end up with a witch or other Sabbath girl.

>>19062574
The only logical thing to do in this situation is SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE.

>>19062582
Welcome to MGE, where KC assumes you are capable of connecting dots and don't need to have literally everything spelled out for you.

>>19062587
The only violence allowed against loli monster girls is sexual violence.
Nipple torture is recommended for correcting dissident lolis.

You know how there are videos of dog owners waking their dogs up with treats?

Could you do that with a Hellhound?

>>19062603
Never on video. Though likely privately on a special date like your birthday, anniversary or when she just finds out she is pregnant and her love for you overpowers her to the point she becomes temporarily submissive.

>>19062603
With dick for sure. With treats only if she isn't too prideful.

>>19062596
No, I'm pretty sure the only wood that immature hag is getting is the splinters from the table I'm suplexing her through.

>>19062603
Conversely, I bet there's more than a few videos out there of them waking up their husband with an inescapable blowjob.

Remember to always be ready to be your hellhound's thunder buddy when the weather gets bad. Even if she doesn't say it out loud, she appreciates you being there for her.

Boys that can't pay their loans to the Mofu Mafia are handed to Mafia Princesses to be forcibly married to them.

>>19062620
Well, I'm more into getting beaten up by a loli but I'm sure there are a few loli monster girls out there who get wet at the idea of getting suplexed by a man.

>>19062682
The mofu mafia is the single most dangerous crime entity out there. Everyone remembers when a pro-condom politician got elected and they stabbed him during his speech.

>>19062682
I like that delinquent kitsune can conceal weapons in their tails. And even the ones that don't would encourage you to pat down their tails just to be sure.

>>19062695
Damn fluff sluts.

>>19062699
Don't try to play the race card, little miss. You're going to get searched if you want to go in.

>>19062647
>head pressed up against your chin, eyelashes tickling your neck
>nestled close up against your chest, her warm breath rolling over you
>fingers locked with yours, squeezing tight
>tail in a stiff curl, twitching at each sound form outside
>her whole body trembling, covered in goosebumps
>over the night she goes from leaning on you to hugging you tight
>her ears twitching at the pitter-patter of rain on the roof overhead
>she eventually falls asleep in your arms listening to your heartbeat

This kills the anon.

>>19062689
Don't try and spin this into something sexual, I'm making them pay for what they did to my daughteru.

>>19062720
What's wrong with a monster girl learning the joys of sex early on?

>>19062726
Everything, especially if they're shitty bullies who don't accept that not every Baphomet wants to be a little kid forever.

How old do you have to be to be a gyaru?
Could you get a perflat loli gyaru? Maybe in her big sister's clothes?

>>19062136
I want to tell a Wurm that wrestling is fake!

Monster girl lawyers offering pro bono work for men dealing with divorce and custody hearings with their human ex wives.

>>19062767
>loli gyaru
This is why we need hte onee-sabbath. This cannot be allowed to exist.

>>19062786
I wonder what would be more heartbreaking?
>An Amazon realizing that her husband flinches away from her when she tries to kiss him because of his abusive ex girlfriend.
or
>An adoptive Momster realizing that her son flinches away from her when she tries to hug him because he was abused in a different sense by his birth mother.

>>19062767
>How old do you have to be to be a gyaru?
Depends on the species, but I'd say as soon as the monster girl starts to develop her own personality.
>Could you get a perflat loli gyaru?
Of course. She can be a young loli, a loli baba or one of those eternal loli species.

>Maybe in her big sister's clothes?
>Big JK Gyaru Succubus lends her old outfits to her younger sister
>They then go to the mall together looking for a cute boy to tease and seduce

>>19062797
Momster.

It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

>>19062797
>tfw you would smash your Waifu’s heart into pieces so small that even a fairy can’t pick them back up again

Monster girl doctors offering medical services only to single young men

>>19062851
Slutty.

I want to marry my dark mage onee-chan

>>19062851
Time for a medical check, huh.

>>19062896
What a nice nee-san!

Whats the best outfit for a griffon?

>>19062964
Gilded armor.

>>19062964
Im not a fashion guy, i just like seeing women in tank tops and jean shorts

>>19062851
>Unicorn opens a clinic
>"Virgin males who don't mind barn smell only."
>She can't bring herself to refuse services to everyone else
>She becomes the local doctor and often works for free

>>19062962
She's dressed a little weird though.

>>19062962
>Yes
What did you ask her?

>>19063053
That's a perfectly fashionable mage robe.
If you want one of those weirdos who wear outdated conservative clothing then go in the nearest magical library and grab the first nerd Witch you see.

>>19063067
If I was a wizard I'd exclusively wear dark-blue bathrobes with pictures of stars and moons on them.

>>19063073
All the magical species would give you lustful looks and wonder just what kind of delicious body is hidden behind those astral shapes.

I’m going to spread rumors that if you fuck a smaller girl (around 5’7 if you’re 5’11 or taller) doggy style, you and her will cum two times harder than normal. This goes triple for shortstacks.

It’s not true, but hopefully Demonic Energy will make it real. Smaller girls are for fucking like you’re an animal!

>>19062199
Is that new Oomukade art? Cute either way.

>>19063096
I would also wear pink bunny slippers just to taunt them.

>>19063067
>What did you ask her?
If she'd marry me and have lots of magical, love-filled baby-making sex, of course.

>>19063099
Sabbath would have multiple scientific papers on why smaller girls provide better sex.
>Smaller girls are for fucking like you’re an animal!
Submissive shortstack species especially.

>>19063101
Calling a gloomy centipede cute is like buying a ticket for the rape train.

Would you let a Phantom cook for you?

What if she made an overly dramatic video series displaying absurdly complicated recipes, getting so excited you couldn’t help but laugh?

>>19063134
I've not interest in cooking anime.

>>19063134
Well what's she making?

>>19063109
Don't be surprised when you get raped.

>>19063128
She already looks like she gave birth to a dozen daughters and that's when she's still a fairly young onee-san. MILF Dark Mages sound dangerous.

>>19063199
Can't rape a wizard when your tail is a banana.

>>19063096
What if the "delcious body" is overweight?

>>19063215
Well monstergirls only care if you're a complete asshole or not, so they'd no doubt be able to get off on someone overweight

>>19063163
This would be real life, not anime. So closer to Iron Chef.

>>19063180
https://youtu.be/3-qPrnI0-2M !

Time to break a sweat, kid.

>>19063275
Iron Chef was inspired by a manga though. I forget what it was called but it ran in Shounen Jump in like the 60's.

>>19063296
I can walk downstairs to get French Toast.

>>19063299
If my memory is right, its either iron wok jan or mister ajiko

>>19063296
>not posting superior innawoods-chan

>>19063335
Would shoot with a semen arrow, if you know what I mean.

>>19063384
Critical hit?

>>19063392
Gut shot.

Bakunyuu manticores are the cutest.

>>19063460
I want to beg a bakunyuu Manticore for a paizuri only for her to blindfold me and give me a tailpussyjob.

>>19063460
What do they look like?

>>19063464
Truly tricksey creatures.

>>19063465
Smug but with massive breasts.
Perfect for making milking motions like they're cows and groping

>>19063464
Does she taunt you over the fact afterwards?

>>19063522
Of course, and during she'd make you say embarrassing things like how pleasurable her breasts are and how her you're willing to sacrifice your freedom just to get to cum in her chest.

>>19063544
>You thought you were cumming in these big old breasts of mine but in reality it was my tail!

See, now I'm curious to see if an ultra busty one like this would reserve you getting real paizuri from her like other manticore's treat their real pussy

>>19063465
She put a garter belt on her tail? Silly manticore.

>>19063555
Oops, meant to just say garter.

>>19062896
Why does fan canon have
Them as shotacons? Where did that come from?

>>19063581
Big tiddy onee-sans are natural shotacons.

>>19063581
Probably to contrast them more with witches, instead of a big brother they want a little brother.

Would Inaris, Youkos, Dragons, and other girls with shapeshifting abilities sometimes shift back to their animal forms?

If you marry an Inari and she has an exhausting day at the shrine, excising evil spirits and explaining to tourists that her blessings are actually real, would you come home to a white fox sleeping in a pile of your clothing?

>>19063607
I want my nee-san to have the biggest titties and try to seduce me when I move out.

Bunyip high-res released on Enty. We can expect the making-of in the next few days.
Her eyes are so pretty.

>>19063640
cute

>>19063640
It might take a while though to get used to waking up in the night and sometimes just seeing those glowing eyes watching you as you lay there.

>>19063465
>all that sweat
Hmm, yes, yes quite
>all that liquid trickling down her tail
I need an adult.

>>19063624
I want my onee-san to be short and flat and keep sitting me in her lap way past the point it makes any sense.

>>19063640
Do post the high-res sometime plz.

>>19063612
So some yin yang shit?

So my neighbor got his kids a basketball hoop and now I hear dribbling whenever I try to go and chill in the sun.
Kids sure love balls, huh.

>>19063623
Always maintain the headcanon that while they can shift into a full animal form, especially as a way to gain tribute or worshippers, it's like flexing a muscle and only a temporary transformation.

>>19063680
That they do.
Sabbath approved.

>>19063680

>>19063686
Black sabbath?

>>19063724
They prefer the term chocolate sabbath.

>>19063640
I wonder if the prototype sketches will be interesting.

>>19063724
that joke kind of falls flat in this place

>tfw no nubile nubian anubis

>>19063623
It seems more logical for one's base natural form to be the most comfortable. If an Inari turns into a fox to sleep in your clothes she definitely has some underlying goal such as getting you to find her so cute that you start petting her.

>>19063654
It must quite the milestone for a Bunyip and her husband when he no longer has a jumpscare whenever he wakes up at night and sees her staring.

>>19063740
they are flat

I'm gonna eat the piggies (out)

>>19063724
Need a dark skinned Baphomet and Familiar in street clothes with shades.

>>19063748
>hfw she hears this shit

>>19063748

>>19063735
I'd be surprised if he knew he'd make her a lamia-type from the start. I hope we get to see a fluffy whitehound sketch.

>>19063785
Please use the proper term: cunnilingus.
P'Orcs get stressed out when men use food related words in their regards.

>>19062596
DO NOT nipple torture the poor lolis!

>>19063808
What, they don't want me to glaze the ham, prepare that roast, or stuff the pig?

>>19063748
Graped or regular flavor?

>>19063820
Whichever one is a bigger hedonist.

>>19063099
>I’m going to spread rumors that if you fuck a smaller girl (around 5’7 if you’re 5’11 or taller) doggy style, you and her will cum two times harder than normal
5’7 hardly counts as smaller, she needs to be 5’3 or less.

I want to hug a houri!

>>19063820
What a long torso she has. She must get bullied over it a lot by all the girls with long legs.

>>19062783
Silly anon! Of course it is! That’s all happening inside the TV. There’s no one actually fighting!

>>19063202
Skidadle Skidoodle

>>19063132
But isn't giving a compliment to just about any girl the same thing?

What happens when a hakutaku makes a grammar mistake?

>>19063806
can't unsee short legs

So if Bunyips live in ponds and stuff and don't have any signs that they can breathe under water, how long do you think the average Bunyip can hold her breath?

How long do you think the average Bunyip can give oral sex without coming up for air?

>>19063724
I sprayed my keyboard with the milk I was drinking. Thanks

Thats one silly cheap looking sword

>>19063680
Could one play fetch with a Hellhound?

>>19063724
Since the Baphomet is canonically the strongest in terms of physical abilities they'd probably be great at basketball.
Imagine a 4'4" girl slam dunking, adorable.

>>19063920
Definitely. You might have to convince her to let you throw the ball to her though.

>>19063894
Most girls aren't secluded bugs with a tendency to venom up and drug the first man they come across.

>>19063904
My first thought was a few hours.
If you want a real life comparison whales can hold their breath for about hours.
>Spoiler
This is the reason why undeads and other species who don't breathes are best for reckless irrumatio.

>>19063911
Gonna shit talk Amazon chiefs and their spray on abs right in front of everyone

>>19063932
for about 2 hours.*

>>19063948
YES SHE NEEDS A REAL SWORD NOT THAT BACKSCRATCHER

>>19064030
Thick snek needs to lose weight.

>>19063132
What about licking a gloomy centipede's venom glands?

>>19064039
Thick snakes best snakes.

>>19064030
I don't know how silly this is, but the fact that her tail is so short makes her unattractive to me.
I need big long snakes.

>>19064041
You won't get raped but you will be strongly compelled to rape her.

Reminder that the Sabbath are the villains of MGs.

>>19062015
What kind of monstergirl is this super fluffy snake?

Can a fairy wife use magic to become human-sized? I don't think I'm comfortable with the way they normally do it.

>>19064101
Bunyip. They're cute, have a lot of mofu, and are totally safe to hug.

>>19064075
I want a Kotoha Familiar to sit on my face.
>>19064101
Bunyip.

>>19064104
>>19064105
I realized it afterwards like an idiot just by scrolling. I don't remember bunyips being snake-like though so I didn't think it was.

>>19064101

>>19064075
What happens to this poor man?

>>19063963
>ITS NOT MY FAULT THIS WAS THE BEST TREASURE THAT WURM HAD. I STILL FAUGHT HARD FOR IT!
>FAUGHT HARD? YOU THREW A BAG OF COOKIES TO HER AND ASKED IF WE COULD HELP HER CLEAN HER HOUSE. THAT IS LITERALLY A BACKSCRATCHER.
>MY HUSBAND MADE THOSE COOKIES! YOU HAD SOME TOO!

>>19064119
nobody knows

>>19064062
I can understand it. Bunyips are supposed to be one of the biggest lamiae.

>>19063963
she found a better one

>>19064102
And can they shrink a husband down to their size?

>>19064196
Took me a little bit to realize what that sword was.

>>19064196
NEEEEEEERD

>>19064196
CUTE

>>19064196
What happened to this sword's original owner? Did they alp ?

>>19064214
Well it's not like Link wasn't wearing a skirt to begin with.

>>19064196
Now she'll finally be able to defeat that big and buff human knightess that captured her prince.

>>19064232
>human knightess
Surely you mean Ganondorkina the High Orc.

>>19064214
nah, the mermaids got himFish people do seem strangely attracted to him after all

Gyaru ryus.
Y/N?

>>19064239
Nope, people mistake her for a monster because of her brutality and wildness but she's just a female knight looking for a boytoy.

>>19064226
>Gerudo Link
Prime Alp material. Fit to be bullied by those amazoness women.

>>19064242
Not if a fairy gets him first.

Like a certain companion of a certain wandering scholar.

>>19064254
I'd rather a super gyaru/delinquent fluffy kitsune who is super jelly of others because she doesn't have all nine tails.

>>19064294
>Why do I still have only three tails, I must have fucked ten thousand guys!
Poor slut, when will she realize that loving semen is immensely more potent?

I was just reconnecting with my childhood through Dino Crisis and now I'm wondering what it would be like with MGs in it.

>>19064254
Not into it, but would fuck once or twice for some rain.>>19064257

>>19064214
Either that or he went incubus and no longer had a need for the sword.

I like the idea of a pair of elves unknowingly becoming corrupted over time.

>>19064311
Don't know how that reply got there.

Monstergirls with puffy or inverted nipples?

>>19064309
>churio will never get the anime she deserves
Feels bad.

>>19064328
>inverted

Hell no

>>19064205

>>19064328
Puffy works great for all small chests.
Inverted nipples are fantastic but only in the specific case of older lonely monster girls with very large breasts.

>>19064328
Busty tan lined minotaurs with inverted nipples!

>>19064348
Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! You're a nerd! You're a nerd! Hey! Listen!

>>19064348
Why must you do this? Now I want to hug an amazon.

>>19064242
>To make sense of mermaid sightings some people have pointed out that the vagina of female sea cows is very similar to that of a human female.The suggestion is that sailors may have had sex with manatees, and perhaps to cover up this act of bestiality, they may have claimed they had intercourse with a mermaid

I want Cheshire-sensei to teach me about purrjobs!

>>19064402
It beats going gay I guess.

>>19064414
I want cheshire senpai to watch some of the /fit/ sports girls start hitting on me.

>>19064435
Ey there boy wanna shoot some hoops?

>>19064402
In the MGE world, they'd likely let women be on ships too.

>>19064435
I want to playfully torture cheshire-senpai after she turned my dragon girlfriend's golden coins into choco coins.

>>19064440
Not a huge basketball fan, and while she's cute, I'm thinking more beefy than trip.

Gotta get them muscles.

>>19064448
Define torture

>>19064425
>It's possible to Alp into other kinds of the Succubus family, like Dark Priests, Amazoness, Nereids, Kunoichi and such

>>19064448
>Q:What type of men do monstergirls dislike?[10]

>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

>>19062817
Should I plant it?

>>19064462
Tying her up, surrounding her with a bunch of catnip and then maybe attaching a few vibrators onto her that always keep her on edge but aren't enough to make her cum. Bonus point if she's in heat.

>>19064476
Better give her a jar or pot of some kind, she obviously doesn't feel safe in open spaces.

>>19064483
Ah, OK.
That's fine.

>>19064484
Don't forget to give her a bigger pot as she grows.

>>19064402
What classes does a cheshire teach?

>>19064498
Sociopsychology.

>>19064498
Career Management.

>>19062015
She just wants to speak to you

>>19064494
>>19064472
I can't believe you people thought I'd actually torture a cheshire like that, what kind of person do you think I am? I mean, look where we are.

>>19064553
Just spit it out already!

>>19064559
Anon, because of where we are is why I asked that.
You get one guy everyone now and then

How many MGE grill releases have gone by without your favorite species type popping up?

>>19064553
Cute fluffy Bunyip!

>>19064570
I don't think there's been any like her, aside from maybe the chaos girls.

is yuel a shit girl?

>>19064484

>>19064569
Well now you know thast I'm just a good old pervert. I forgot how I'd add some pleasure runes on her body too.

>>19064602
She's okay. There are better Erunes out there.

>>19064254
Is it possible to have a himedere gyaru?

>>19064600
I love waking up to MG butt in the morning

>>19064618
My heart says yes.

>>19064614
Well, that's good.
Just to ruin her too much, she's still got class in the morning.

>>19064338
At least a short series would be great.

>>19064636
It's not going to be something that just lasts one day. One hour for each coin missing unless she reveals what she did to them, if she doesn't then after she edges countless times she'll orgasm twice that amount with the same treatment!

>>19064440
Now I want to see a centaur try to play basketball

>>19064674
Well, hopefully you keep it for summer vacation, because you may be quite busy

>>19064553
>”I uh well uh um I uh”
>”What’s wrong cutie?”
>”Kyaaaaaa!”
>[HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE]
>”Thank You!”

>>19064684
Oh I wouldn't need to worry that much. She'd be tied up nice and comfy, being feed aphrodisiacs everyday and if she wants to go to class it will be with vibrators attached and the dragon controlling the intensity. People might find out and think that she's kinky though.

What does an anubutt's fluff smell like?

>>19064718
Salty coins and milk.

Which girls would play RimWorld besides Anubis?

Would any of them mod it to hell and back?

>>19064746
I'd love to play RimWorld with a Wight of particularly small stature.

>>19064746
Lich.

>>19064746
I want to play Civ III with a Hakutaku

>>19064777
Prepare for angry lectures.

What MG would enjoy playing Wolfenstein 3D?

>>19064787
one grope for every lecture

>>19064570
I wonder what will happen if you do the same to a Raiju or a Thunderbird.

>>19064787
Ive had that game since 01 and I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Maybe she can help me.

>>19064718
Probably a mix of the scents they use during their baths (flowers, cinnamon etc.), and whatever exotic perfume they choose to wear. No matter what though, I'm sure they have some of the softest mofu around thanks to their meticulous grooming schedule.

>>19064718
Probably like kyphi. It was an ancient perfume used commonly by Egyptians made from frankincense, myrrh, mastic, pine resin, cinnamon, cardamom, saffron, juniper, mint, and other things. Given that they practiced bathing regularly and washed their hands and feet often, she probably smells really nice without it, too!

>>19064602

>>19064674

>>19064834
>>19064835
>offer your hand for an anubutt to shake
>huff her arm fluff when she does

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

I want minotaur senpai to show up for DND!
A hugely muscled, scarred woman that's built like a tank and now has a cute little bard dhse wants to play

>>19064840
Sensei is cute, one can only hope that she has an ahego face that's just as cute

>>19064842
I refuse.

>>19064602
Rude, Yuel's the stuff mofu dreams are made of.
Her voice is incredibly sexy too https://gbf.wiki/images/7/78/3040006000_v_175.mp3

>>19064841
Be careful, Anubi don't take too well to being surprised like that. I bet if you did that to one, she'd be equal parts panicked and flattered, resulting in her tail going haywire.

>>19064840
Anon did the impossible. He removed a cheshire's smug and made her slightly regret her prank. She might have an ahegao later but that's fine.

>>19064553
Seeing her without black skin, black sclera and eerie pupils make her seem so harmless and innocent.
I want to hug her but we all know how that would end up.

>>19064570
I got my fill of favorites but it's been a while since we had a plant species, since Flow Kelp if my memory serves right.

>>19064853
FOR
BREEDING

>>19064853
She's meh, Socie might have a dumb hairstyle but she'd better. Unless we are talking about spanking, then it's Yuel for sure.

>>19064854
I'd fluster her further by calling her Anubutt-san in front of everyone!

>>19064854
Sorry, that just make s me wanna grab her paw with both hands and bring it up to my face to kiss-only to huff it madly while feeling up her cute beans and stroking her fur!

>>19064761
Liches would build crazy weird looking bases that function much more efficiently than regular looking ones. And she’d selectively assign different colonists to specific combinations of drugs, tasks, and map areas to maximize productivity.

If you really want to see what a Lich is capible of, ask how they keep their tower running and stocked with ingredients. It’s a similar system.

>>19064863
Lots and lots of breeding. Would do Yuel enough to create a soccer team's worth of erunes.
>>19064868
Yuel and Socie threesomes are better than both individually, they get along too well to separate. Although I do prefer other erunes, those ones don't have tails though.

Oceancentaur soon, fellow stalkers.

>>19064840
Someone save that cheshire!

>>19064891
Kelpies are scary!

>>19064871
Well that Anubutt is going to have to save face somehow, and that probably means her cursing you! Of course, she'd have to take responsibility after that, meaning she'd drag you off to her place, tail wagging hard as she blushes madly.

>>19064875
Careful anon, doing that might land you with a job as that Anubis' personal paw groomer, massager, and footstool.

>>19064887
Socie and Yuel make the best pair but yes, Yuel is for breeding till there's a whole team of erunes.
Gotta rebuild the royal family somehow.

>>19064901
Wrong horse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocampus_(mythology)

>>19064338
I wish.

>>19064570
Too bad it seems KC is done with harpies.

I like Gandharva the most of them, but the regular harpy is pretty nice too. Also it seems nice to be part of a Black Harpy's family.

>>19064902
I'm not afraid of a nerdy dog's curses!

https://twitter.com/ElakanMelon/status/997963164015673344

>>19064972
>done with harpies
I need my thick penguins KC!

>>19064978
You should be.

Remember when?

>>19064990
Shortstack penguin girls who enjoy the cold, think men are one of them, and like seafood?

>>19064880
What’s the difference between a Lich and an Anubis when it comes to scheduling ability? I’m glad you asked!

Anubii work on the large scale and do best at indirect delegation. Liches pay close attention to detail and delegate directly to their minions. I mean subordinates. Finally, Anubises are type A personalities - until their husbands intervene. Liches are type B. Until their phylacteries shatter.

This is why an Anubis will excel at a game like Civilization or Total War, while a Lich will dominate at RimWorld or a RPG.

Give your wife lots of love!

>>19065003
Huh, she looks surprisingly busty

A lewd image set of Kejourou just got released.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68847290
The pubes and yandere eyes really do it for me.

>How do you like the flowers honey?

>>19064990
>>19065006

>>19065017
Nice.

>>19065006
>think men are one of them
What does this entail? I got my arm hair preened by a penguin once. Is it like that?

>>19065017
>>19065064
Kej are love.

>>19064996
What's she gonna do? Curse me to do my homework on time or something? Ha!

>>19065017
>a full butter-t image set
>not patreon paywalled
>with kejourou
Miracles do happen.

>>19065088
Thirteen generations of sexual impotence.

>>19065108
I'll molest her ears until she lifts it.

>>19065088
Have you ever climaxed from the touch of a feather? That is the power of Curse of Anubis.

https://pastebin.com/4VdgigkF

>>19064553
About 2 seconds before her expression hardens and she just launches herself at the guy.

Real dead hours.

>>19065017
Wow, those steamy hearts she's breathing out at the end. She's nowhere near done.

>>19065261
Shush, I'm watching jojo

>>19065275
New dub last night. Pretty good.

>>19065295
I'm watching Sub and just starting out.
Joseph (Part 2) is best boy.

>>19065318
>You will never be visited by the Aztec Goddesses of Fitness

>>19065261
I’m modding.
I doubt I’m the only guy here who likes to slap his waifu into his video games.

>>19065329
I dunno.
That shits kinda horrifying

She sees your big ___.

>>19065339
Wouldn't you like to be their little kitten Anon?

>>19065340
Collection of homemade construction blueprints.

>>19065340
Family album

>>19065351
While I can admire their bodies and power, the shit they can do is kinda offputting.

>>19065358
>>19065351
Also, those golden bananas better keep away

>These aren't my glasses

>>19065434
Very scary.

>>19065358
>Three massively muscled pharaohs that are the equivalent of the pillarmen
>Anon is terrified sitting between them as they pose.

>>19065440
She's got her eye(s) on you!

>>19065446
Make one of them an Anubis and I'm in.

>>19065457
That would have to be Santana then, one that qualifies but is weaker than the rest.

Throwing her in, I'd still be terrified

>>19065446
>>19065476
Someone’s going to end up with wedding rings.

>>19065440
She's very sweet once you get to know her.

I want to see my Automaton go into Ripper Mode to protect me against a Paladin determined to kill the heretic.

>>19065496
I wouldn't mind it but I'd still probably be terrified.
They'd probably get fun out of teasing me with spooking me on occasion, at least until the stress starts causing other issues.

I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

>>19065508
Who made this? The face kinda looks like KC style

>>19065508
So this is Succubi fashion?
Those thighs belong on a Wight.

>>19065496
Oh right... THOSE wedding rings.

>>19065506
>Mom(s) why is dad so afraid of you?

>>19065527
This guy: https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/media

He does a lot of KC fan art, especially featuring girls who don't get a lot of fan art.

>>19065508
Thought she was wearing a shibari from the thumbnail.

>>19065563
Oh alright

Reminder that today is World Bee Day.

>>19065666
Give me the strongfat bumblebee girls satan-chan!

>>19065666
The best bee is one with a FAT abdomen and pretty bug eyes.

>>19065670
Bumblebees are too hairy and fuzzy, hell they don't even have a stinger to protect you with.